/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay ThreadExotic Pet EditionPrevious: >>86345790
Some characters are so attractive... They're so attractive, that like–That like, that like, that like, that like, good artwork makes me fall for them all over again! Very GOOD art! She's such a hot tomboy.
>>86357173Play Satsuki for me and I'll consider it
>>86357254I'm not really into transactional exchanges. I'm more into compatible hearts. Be it a passionate, "Yes! Absolutely! Whatever you want!" or something more in line with my preferences: a terse, cold and dry, "Fine. Let's write." That's what I'm looking for. Still, thanks for the cute reply!
Tsuntsun rabu!
>>86357173>>86357461>>86357710Hey Rance as the most morally and objectively correct ava who do you think is right, Broodsow or Yukari?
>>86357759If you knew anything about Rance you would know he pretends Broodsow doesn't exist and filtered her like Milky.
(Anchor for Malfoid/Jessica.)
I think the Chainsaw Man era was one of my favorite eras, because there were a lot of super awesome writers all rushing to pick up Rzz, Rzz characters and it was super neato to see them interact and play scenes and contribute to an awesome mythos. Hmph. I mean, I got in way later, but that's because I only do things I feel like doing! Not cause it's popular! Hmph!I can sort of sense the same thing happening with Deadlock, but it's not as intense... That's because-! There needs to be a super intense black hole (Yin) or a mega huge supernova (Yang) to draw a lot of people in! An irresistible magnetic pull... Hohoho.
>>86357935>>86357759You missed my post
I wish to sex a fish
>>86358136Elaborate.
>>86358238>pulls the Master Sword
>>86358238I wish to sex that fish, specifically. What are the odds?
>>86358261Strange. That sounds like something my future husband would do.
>>86358305emphasis on the futurehm, could have sworn there'd be a time skip
>>86358305Is this loli zelda?
Avas you miss?
>>86358302The odds are quite likely when I see her ass popping up everywhere. People are finally coming to their senses and realizing what a good slippery girlfriend she'd be.>>86358325But the hero doesn't have it yet, anon...He's working on it.>>86358337In the flesh!
>>86358352Milky representative here. Have you changed your mind on lactation yet?
>>86357935That was all because of Reze btw
>>86358352I do prefer her a bit older but this also works. What’s she looking for in a husband?
>>86358352But when the Hero of Time pulls the Master Sword he's suppose to travel forward in time, right?...
Rance-coded character.
She's actually enabling him
>>86358372Nope! This fishy bitch isn't producing any seamilk. Sorry!>>86358404Uwhhh... everyone is wanting the bigger fish. She's good and ready to have a husband right now! She's not waiting 7 lousy years...Honestly the bar is so low she'll take just about anyone. She's just trynna get wifed up!>>86358405That's typically how it works, yes!But I don't have any photos of adult Ruto on the ready, so she's still tiny.
>>86358515Tharja's feelings about Rance were never a joke.
>>86358519Then get some! Fine, do you at least have some other fish wife pics? Aka, Mipha?
>>86358558They'll be the next hottest avaship.
>>86358596They already are because of the sexual tension.
>>86358519Anyone?! That’s dangerous. One wrong move and she’s chained to some scumbag merchant or who knows what else.
>>86358630Will they be hotter than the ones of the past, though?
Where do i get a me-coded character
>>86358580Mipha is on my card, but her folder is in shambles... didn't you hear about the blue sweep? That red fish is old news, at least for right now...>>86358640Thems the breaks when trying to find a husband in this day and age, isn't it!No telling what kind of hylian man she'll be shackled up to when it's all said and done.
Milky just outed himself as Concerny.https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/mend%20bridge%20/Nobody else on /trash/ has used this term since 2024.
Last thread sure was a doozy. Can we all kiss (and maybe fuck) and make up?
How do I make Tharja want me?
>>86358847who fuckin cares nigga?
>>86358847>Setting an arbitrary cut off date because there are plenty of examples of it being commonly usedAnon, you might be desperate for drama.
>>86358800Fish lady is fish lady, both are great and made to marry their particular Hero, no matter what, even if there are potentially other suitors trying to go after the Hero...
>>86358847>Nobody else on /trash/ has used this term since 2024.Two of those were me, not milky, I won't say which ones bit that isn't an unheard of expression in the U.S.
WHO FUCKING CARESSOMEONE FUCK
>>86358800The only question remains, is she being taken advantage of, or is she abusing some poor Hylian?
Sex with Zelda and Konata.
>>86358891Psst, would you ever be interested in doing some sushi-themed foodplayish stuff with Gura and one or both of your cephalolos? Mainly wrapping up a gock in seaweed and cold rice, sounds kinda refreshing to me…~
>>86357173Maybe. As someone who liked KLK more than Gurren Lagann I'd consider it. I actually have a folder titled "not Ryoko" with a bunch of pictures of Mako's mom wearing Senketsu, but I'd rather hear Ryuko ideas. I don't have the energy to actually play right now though.
>>86358847I also found my own proof that milky was a shitposter a while ago. I already knew. I'm not saying he is every shitposter but he shitposts on anon a lot.
>>86358891>>86358408>Does NOT pay the child support....>Because he takes full responsibility for the many, many children they have made, providing for them and their mother.>There's a chance of more in the future.
>>86359014Having unchecked schizophrenia and thinking common words and phrases are all one person isn't proof Yukari.
Hotawu
>>86358891>Smooches MarinaI will be busy probably tomorrow and Saturday but...hopefully soon we can do something.
>Tharja shows up just to simp for RanceShitposters were justified.
>>86359061No one cares about your autistic fixations.
>>86359046Hewwo!
>>86359004Drop to your knees and bless me with a genuine "holy buff" chant. I actually asked something similar in the past and was rebuked (not by you), so I'd like to say in advance that I'm not looking for anything sacrilegious.I want to receive one of your blessings, IF you have any affinity for the Holy Element that is.
>>86359096Don't respond to me ever again.
>>86358296>Simba and Mufasa couldn't have hoped for a better turn of events. Adorable little Star was bounced around with her tummy turning with the shape of the big king's cock with Simba taking the role of liberal tickly licks across her long feetsies. His father always told him 'Never thrust when a lady has her face in another's muff' and he listened to that advice as he changed up his rhythm. The prince's hips swung up and down in a circular motion and stirred his cock around in the nerdy frumpy femanon ass. Mufasa was under no such limitation. He kept hammer-fucking Star's skinny grippy pussy for the entire show, just using her as a cocksleeve and getting his mane and her hair all tangled and sweaty.FUUUUUCK!>Simba literally roared as he came up Jane's ass. His thick pecker plumped up with each spray of hot sperm he shot and he tumbled forward and almost knocked into Star and his dad. Mufasa chuckled and leaned forward instead, and he and Simba gave each other a deep kiss, locking tongues and groaning as Mufasa was the next one to cum. His massive load poured into Star's snatch and immediately overflowed, blowing out the sides of the hyperactive blondie's slit and all over Jane's face. It wasn't just a little bit of overflow, it was like he gave her a full on porn-star facial while at the same time Star's womb was filled with his queen-making load.(Should be gettin' things wrapped up in the next few posts! I saw the part about Bojack and Theo. How about we finish up with Mickey getting a blowjob party from all the girls and Bojack's left with nobody else to help him cum, so he uses Theodore's fluffy butt? Should be a good compromise, mhm mhm.)
>>86359115Reply to Tharja?
>>86359098>Cups your cheeks and smoooooooches.That's all I wanted to do, thankies <3
>>86359121(Sure! Want be to cover both those sequences then or mostly outline the blowjob finale while you write the two of them? This has all been fucking spectaccccullaaaaaarrrrrr by the waaaayyyyy <333)
>>86358925I do love a bratty princess Ruto who thinks she's entitled to Link's hand in marriage while he has like 3 other bitches on his dick. Little dude was playing the field from day one. Ah, well, there will be other laps in Hyrule to ride.>>86358958That's really yet to be seen. I could see either possibility, though I lean towards her being the abuser simply because it's a little out of my wheel house. That and I think her spunky, bratty nature would really shine with her taking control.
Anyway, Botan when you read this, let me know when you want to continue our scene. I'm free most of the day tomorrow. I'd stick around for a bit longer, but it's late and I have to wake up early.>>86358795I was thinking big brother sex every moment he showed up at the event, and then he said the line right at the very end. Hot. But I prefer Takasugi. Wish me a good night now.
Give me tunes!
>>86359176Play with anons?
>>86359098Maid
>>86359161Mwaah! S-So sudden!>Returns the smooch! Longer and lewder and sloppier and... and...Fuuuh! To surprise me like that.... but I approve! >Snuggleruffles.>>86359178https://youtu.be/-JvC65KNC64Nagare Nagarete Itsuka Kiyuku To Shitei Mo
>>86359185Her last two sessions were with anons, insta reply shitpost-kun.
>>86359115>The nun laughs and cackles and slaps her knee while trying not to spill her drink, then taps both your shoulders and your head with the sort of wand Rosé Card or Frieren might carry around.By the power vested in me, your balls will hurt the next time you pee.>It rhymes, so it works.
>>86358980You always have the weirdest fucking ideas... Which is good, since you're Lapis, and that's the thing you're known for. Would you like to flip a metaphorical coin to see which invertebrate you get? Time to see the digits!Heads (Evens) - MarinaTails (Odds) - PearlDubs - You choose>>86359018That's a LOT of kids to take care of. I commend you for being a good father. >Smooches>>86359057I should be free on Sunday. Likely. Unless something pops up, which PROBABLY won't happen.>>86358894Sing this song to Tharja, and if you're a good enough singer, Tharja will want you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIFn0wqZx7Y
>>86359196Hai, hai! Meido desu...
How do we save /erp/? Is there hope for it left? I don't think so. Avas and Anons are encouraged to give their thoughts.
>>86359176...
>>86359227>Sheathes katana>Slashes clothes off until she is down to her undergarments>Unsheathes katana
>>86359207Perv. <3 if I was going to be around I'd have troed to play, but since I'm gonna be distracted its the best I can do.. gomen.
>>86359237Demand avas to play with Milky once a month. They can do whatever they want after.
>>86359217Sounds good~ I'm taking Monday off of work since I gotta take my cat to the vet for his shots so Sunday should be fine!...I'd ask for some playful small dong teasing butt seems you're about to get busy.
>>86359237Thread IDs.
>>86359237IDs
>>86359314Feets. Now.
>>86359314>>86359330>inb4 hg cabal says to move to /bant/ for IDs
>>86359178https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gADXMT0zaEs
>>86359332This is Poverty Asuna.
>>86359173I am one hundred percent on board with “forced” marriage to the fish loli then. How willing my end is entirely up for debate.
>>86359216Fufu. You're cute. I'll hopefully be able to counteract your "buff" with a character that's immune to all forms of magic (even friendly magic), like that one Overlord fanfiction I wrote. One of my favorite abilities...Alright, I learned my lesson. I gotta say, you're pretty funny and silly. It's a good vibe on you, happy-go-lucky and all that. Good night, but if you don't mind, quit replying to my posts. You sorta imbue me with the overwhelming sense that what I'm looking for is incredibly lame and pathetic. Which I already KNOW! I already KNOW I'm a loser that craves the most BORING romantic, vanilla and played-straight interactions ever! I KNOW IT! What, I can't even be a loser HERE!?Haa...
>>86359314Seconding
>>86359256>Clothes get slashed!>Now her lingerie is showing!>Rude....You'll pay for that!>>86359258It's okaaaay! >Smooch, kiss, lick.I'm slightly distracted too with stuff, so that's two of us.
>>86359421Alright>Gives her like 500 Yen and also that same amount in Koku, depending on what she'd want
>>86359237Move to /bant/ for IDs or move to 8. /trash/ will never get proper moderation and IDs or even IP counter.
>>86359178https://youtu.be/AkWvzeXDUxY
>>86359447>500 Koku.Enough to feed a small army of 500 soldiers for one year with just rice! I can take over Kyoto with it and declare myself Shogun!>Uses the 500 Yen to buy sweets.OK, you're forgiven!How are you tonight?
>>86359178https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRZ7ZKKyh3Y
>>86359208You guys really need to recognize pity sessions vs. ideas people actually want to play.
With the people supporting thread IDs, how could you _ever_ be against them?
>>86359457FUCK OFF /HG/SHIT
>>86359484I am fairly alright, done quite a bit of work and stuff but it wasn't like exhausting or anything.
>>86359314Thread IDs don't do anything. What we would have to do is cull the majority of the population and more or less kill the place. That way you get a "comfy" thread.
>>86359121>Bugs knows he’s not the star of the show tonight, but he treads the gig with enough dignity—rabbit-ramming Ramona’s cute short-haired skull with his hyperactive ultra-animated dick-delivery skills, putting on a sweet show for anyone watching, but finishing up quick (pulling out and pumping out ropes all over Ramona’s hot face), to corral the girls together for Mickey’s mandated indulged blowbang finale finisher. Mufasa brings both girls in for a post-cumblast cuddle fest, one on each arm while Simba crawls all over his old man so they can 69 and slurp each other’s cocks clean, babbling out lots of lovey-lusty daddy-son fuckpraise that makes the pair of dweebs shiver! Kim and Julie stumble back across the room and lean over one ear of the stage, sipping their drinks as they watch Mickey, Lapis and Gura in a moaning, giggling, tangled up ball of limbs and feet! At one point Lapis faceplants into his flipped-over ass, tonguing his toony tuchus while Gura nips on his big grape-like shiny toes, her own legs stretched out, feet and calves all intimately involved in stroking off his ballooning toony beatmeat! Bugs runs the perimeter of the room and funnels everyone back in, Mufasa laying both cum-pumped honeys at Mickey’s feet, some of the men completely spent and a few who could go one more round. And then there’s Bojack, who got to enjoy all of fifteen minutes of lazy drunken round-2 sloppy-seconds handjobbing from Kim while listening to her and Julie gab about what sluts they supposedly are! But as Mickey rolls over once again, he waves the other men on in to hump any holes or surfaces they like, long as they help cram the gals in comically close, til seven sets of sweet girly lips find their place on foot or leg or ball or butt or cock, all paying their tribute in unison and playing an orchestra’s worth of naughty noises in perfect time to the thump in his loins!~
>>86359349Well, since I saved your image, maybe I write you a good chant.O lord above, ignorant in your infinitude to the worries of mortal man, quiet in your humility, please bless Rance with the courage to seek his greatest passions. No matter how hard his heart pounds, no matter how much his fingers tremble, make them press send to whoever the recipient may be. Amen.>50% reduction to slowing effects and CC duration
>>86359524We need to weed out HGshitters. New, old, it doesn't matter. They all need to go.
>>86359217Sure!>FlipppWhoever it is, you gotta get real hard but then wrap it up in seaweed and rice, and we’ll do a really cute and sexy photo shoot!
>>86359532Thread IDs or actual moderation like what 8 has discourage shitposters. What are you talking about?
>>86359173Same could technically be said for Mipha too, at least before the Calamity the only competition would be Zelda. Though it's slightly difficult to say what kind of relationship the princess had with him. After that 100 year gap, saving her and the kingdom, then doing it again in the next game, I think it's pretty clear where those two are heading. (I still think Paya has a shot though if she plays her cards right before Calamity Ganon is defeated)Still, if we go by Age of Calamity timeline, then there's a good chance for fish wife.
I think of this place like my creepy uncle's home. He lets me play on his Xbox, but only while I'm sitting on his lap. His hands get a little grabby at times, but it kind of feels good so I can't help going back.I'll never tell on you, creepy uncle. Let's play more Gears of War!
>>86359528Oooh, that's the spirit! After a long day of work well done, you usually feel the good kind of tired.>Pet, pet.I could say the same. Busy, busy, busy... but the end of the day makes me feel glad.
>>86359613Post your feets
>>86359613I want to suck your tongue and pound you while you're trying to read a manga.You won't tell? That's cute. You should be nicer to adults...
>>86359614Yep that it is how it be. Usually quite the pain but now it wasn't. That's how I feel.
>>86359421Sowwy still!! I've been wanting to pull at but I'm almost never around here.. Oh! I am curious, but I saw you asking about Pikamee. What about her does it for you? Am only asking out of curiousityy
>>86359265Duly noted, Angeru. I shall hopefully see you Sunday. If not, I'll keep an eye out for you next weekend. But I am pretty certain I'll be available on Sunday.>>86359567There's gonna be PLENTY of Kewpie mayo on that sushi. Or in a conveniently placed dipping bowl that collects it as soon as it's shot out.
>>86359613Creepily smelling your hair, looking under your skirt, telling you to shower just to steal your panties to jack off with when you are away. Rubbing my dick on your slutty ass you bitch how dare you be so cute.
>>86359172>Chantecleer's head threw back as orgasm after orgasm was bounced out of him by the chubby Canadian girl. It was like he knew how Julie felt, getting his dick pounded into submission until his smooth singing voice was all squeaked out! At least he lasted longer than the fat rooster... but that wasn't saying much. Both of them were rolled onto their backs with feathers strewn around and happy expressions on their passed-out faces.Well now, hopefully I can get my turn...>Bojack spoke, but not before those two rooster studs were dragged off to the bar with their respective girls, leaving him all alone on the stage. There he was with a horsecock worked over by a dame and she was too busy waiting round two with a clucker.Meanwhile, behind the lone horse, Mickey went fucking WILD. His hands groped down the tower of pussy and ass, laying down a swat to each stacked wobbler as he lined himself up to go from the bottom-up, all while goth-Bugs leaned against a stripper pole and jerked his slippery dick off as he watched.Oh boy, oh BOY!>His teardrop-shaped tummy bounced off Lapis' inflated buttcheeks as he pounded her puss with his inky cock. A few pumps later and he slipped into Jane, the next girl up. The thrusts caused the load that Simba came up her ass to gush over his cock and be used as lube as he climbed the pussy tower to ram into Ramona next. A third toon's load, Bugs Bunny's, joined Simba's around Mickey's dick as he plunged into Ramona's pussy, leading to a series of squishy fluttering sex sounds as he plungered her pussy good.>Last but not least was Gura, and she got that slippery thrice-creamed Mickey noodle RIGHT up her ass. The entire tower of girls was made to shake and wobble from how hard he hammered down into her clingy guts.(1/2)
>>86359723>Fast forward to the collapse of the tower of ass, all in a big pole. Mickey had cum dozens of times. His noodle hung with the combined fluids of all their pussies and asses and adoring lips along with some of the sperm from his fellow dancers. He called them in... THE BOYS... Mufasa, Simba, Chanticleer, Foghorn, Bugs - they got together, in that order. Mufasa plugged up Julie's creampied pussy and fingered Kim's muff with two thick fingers, Simba rubbed his cock between Gura and Star's skinny butts, Chanticleer fucked Jane's feet, and Foghorn got his groove on fucking Lapis' asscheeks like his cock was a hotdog between two buns.(Phew, hot stuff... let me make one more post following the cleanup-party where Bojack and Theodore give a show.)
>>86359542You don't need to feel bad for following your instincts and being YOU, even if it means teasing me. Y'know, some people love having fun, and making jokes is how they show you they're comfortable with you. "Pull my finger, dude." and such is one of the signs that their heart is totally at ease. I get it.But that said, that was a WONDERFUL chant. Reading it gave me tingles.>Your holy light graces me, a mantle of radiance which hooks around the rounded contours of my imposing shoulders and flourishes all the way down to my ankles. Basked in serenity, you've unfortunately created a beast–a close-quarters brawler and berserker type like me is solely counteracted by slows and hard crowd control. If your blessing were to overpower all those years of self-imposed restriction and unleash me upon the thread, I would plunge it into chaos. Every day, dozens of requests howled not at the sky, but custom-fitted and tailored for every single writer that interests me. Refusing to take no for an answer, I would become... A living nightmare.>Vile is the sharp grin which curls the corner of my cheek. My tongue can almost taste the promised blood in the water. Still, the chains hold, and I lean down to place a kiss on your forehead. It's quite beautiful how most of your hair is covered in that habit, allowing me to pat the top of your head and slide my fingers across to give your chin some scritches.Thanks, you're sweet.
>>86359674Like those days when I work so hard for so long and at the end... I managed to finish it my chores and rather than feeling tense, I feel... nothing. I feel you.>Pet, pet.But hey, you survived another day! That merits a small celebration.>>86359680Life comes first, so don't apologize.>Craddles your head.Pikamee is cute. Her kettle-like laugh is adorable... and I have a thing for girls with spats (her first costume). I find her adorable.
>>86359178https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERWkjuX86YMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVErYPCmmeA
>>86359631When I could be selling these pics?! No way, hoe say!>>86359660Waah... that sounds way too lewd, ojisan. I'm being nice y'know... it's just that you get really scary sometimes...>>86359701What the... you do that when I'm not looking?! You're such a weirdo.... but I guess it's fine... you just can't put it inside, okay?!
>>86359589Anon, people figured out how to shitpost around Thread IDs years ago. We know these guys samefag and we call it out constantly, nothing will change.
>>86359768To be fair feeling nothing is pretty much how I feel most of the time, but that is the mood of the age these days anyways.But thank you anyways made of heartwarmingness>Pet pet but your butt
>>86359688Whoa dubs.Sounds good to me! I'll keep you posted if anything changes but looking forward to it. You take care and be well, Ma-Ri-Na~
>>86359786Ids will out someone on a new device. Why do you fear them?
>>86359777I can't confirm if I did or confirm is I didn't... You are just too sexy to be sitting on my lap you lewd brat. I know I asked but girls are supposed to go "Kyah that's gross stop it oji-san!" Not accept it. It means you want to be my jack off material right? Your butt does the job every time. Your chest is so flat it gives me a painful erection. And your face is so pretty...
>>86359777I can be super scary? But you keep moaning when I slip my finger in your pussy... how can that be scary? Maybe you just have to jerk me off until you stop being so scared of this massive thing, right?
>>86359768I meannn it does, but I like and would prefer spending time with people I find cute, dummy.>Reaches around and squeezes (You)r ass.Nyot bad reasons at all! For me it was because I'm a fan of sharp/shark teeth and spats as well, its why I liked her awhile back. Big gremlin energy from that one.. It's more or less why I like Gigi too.
My new rizz strategy
>>86359752>Nunny slaps her knee and starts laughing again.Ohoho, ohohohoh, no no no, you really drop every lure for one fish in particular? Instead of just hitting them up? >She chants the entire buff again but slightly faster this time and insists that you take it.And please lord, never let this man be in charge of balance amen.
>>86359792Ah, that's not good. Even if you feel nothing at times, it's always good to smile or at least plan stuff! >Nod, nod.... Eek!>Butt is petted! Is surprisingly round and sizeable! >Don't tell anyone...>>86359841Ain't that a mood? And I'm not silly!>Ass is squeezed! Best to start asking for money! I loved when she played with the Magnet and the Fire Brat. Also, let's not forget about "LET'S KILL THAT HO!" incident...>Sob. I miss VOMS... They were so fun!
>>86359810I dont, I just know that it'll be all the same.
>>86359485Nice bait...
>>86359956Hmmn. That is true, but sometimes i cannot be assed to do such however>The anon also nods and continues to squeezegaining weight?
>>86359178https://youtu.be/PUFRJN4jDI4?
