/hmofa/ - Human Males On Female Anthros General #5646>"I Need To Sell Your Television" edition--Stories--By OctaviaAnon>My Saving Grace (Ch. 4)https://rentry.co/a4icnhm7>Anon and Via meet the parents on Halloweenhttps://rentry.co/q63956ouBy Rotham>Digital Painhttps://rentry.org/c96494su>Late Night Talkshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/95526621>Prime Contacthttps://archiveofourown.org/works/95449071By JacklinMauer>The Gambler (Ch. 14)https://rentry.co/xddt9etzBy Ara Elkins>Halloween, 1998https://sofurry.com/s/mM3jyPD1>Vignette: Miranda and Mariluna, 1998https://sofurry.com/s/1EMAzO31By TheSignalRemains>The House that Jan Built Ch. 3https://rentry.co/pnouxeciBy virGli>spooky2026https://rentry.co/g5dm96h2By Constray>Amaryllis Fieldhttps://rentry.co/bofpizmsBy VibeLordess>Three Strikes and Black Skies (Ch.33?)https://archiveofourown.org/works/66259327By Sovetski>Into Dark (Ch. 5)https://archiveofourown.org/works/94704681>Before Dark (Ch. 29)https://archiveofourown.org/works/77103021>Deer Without Headlightshttps://archiveofourown.org/works/95217706By Oliver_Hart>Leaves of Fall (Ch. 39)https://archiveofourown.org/works/63845776By BluePawpadCult>Blood Echoes: Tears of a Hound (Ch. 2)https://archiveofourown.org/works/95374006[ Story Masterbin ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa | [ Story Update List ] :https://rentry.org/hmofa_updates[ Booru ]:https://hmofa.gallery[ Writing Guides, Media, Misc. ]:https://rentry.org/hmofa4Previous Thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/86366223Missed a thread or two?: https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hmofa/type/op/
zany tv head waifur like all my indie animations from /co/
AO3 IS BACK ONLINE
>>86369503We love screeners in this household
>>86369509no?
Dems instate government mandated yeen wives for every white man.
>>86369509kill yourself
I hope the Elder Scrolls 6: Sentinel has a lamia lady companion you can romance in it (or a Khajiit lady).That would probably be the only way I'd actually buy the game.
supermegagigafurs
who is she?
I remembered to do the alt
I wish I had a cat gf to cuddle with right now
>>86369534I pretty sure Elder Scrolls 6 gonna have a kissable Khajiit but I'm actually curious about the fan character they're gonna put in the game
>>86369574leaf undies
>>86369519wow, this is bad even for slop
>>86369525stop being so rude, brother
>>86369509kek
>>86369519Why would either party want more white couples?
>>86369518>>86369601GOTCHA
>>86369574now draw her like picrel
>>86369509>That's what it'll sound like when one of you sees it
>>86369612OHMYGODNO
Waifurs that hate foreskin!
Molestable teenfurs...
>>86369615Small head
>>86369697That's no teenager, anon. That's a university student.
>>86369630>Human foidGet the fuck out
>>86369714she looks retarded, love it
>>86369612Can you make me a sandwich?
never took cb as a guy that reads one piece
>>86369630blind waifurs...
>>86369734don't start this unfunny shit again
A glimpse into our grim reality
>>86369739?
>>86369739he's latinx of course he does
>>86369739you gonna elaborate on that
>>86369754
>>86369739>surprised a south american reads one pieceanyway, built genderswapping and breast expansion
>>86369739>>86369764Why are you talking about reading OP like it's some sort of cardinal sin? It's just a mid manga lol
>>86369755I liked the idea of the NEET chud and buncel who are assigned to each other.Should probably be something other than a bunny because the buncel joke is getting old.
>>86369739he also drew blacked does that surprise you?
>>86369483Is Boop still licking assholes until our king feels safe up in his castle or are we getting an update soon?
What's a well written hmofa story with well rounded characters that aren't too corny or over the top?
>>86369574I think I remember someone asking for it to be translucency
>>86369593I vaguely remember Bethesda advertising a thing where you could spend 10k to put a personally designed character in ES6 (alongside a bunch of other shit, I think).Honestly, if I was rich enough to drop 10k on such a thing with no issue and the character you could have them make could be as in-depth as you want and could be a fully fledged companion with a questline or something I would do that. Having a character I came up with be in a mainstream triple A game, even if the game is probably going to be shit, would be totally worth it in my opinion.
>>86369824https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14147565/1/Michael-Afton-Outlived-Purpose
>>86369534>lamiaTheoretically there might be some lamia argonians with how the Hist works, and nobody knows how Tsaesci actually looked so they could be snake people. There is a chance, but I wouldn't expect it.
>>86369893meant for >>86369842
>>86369842On the Fringes. I don't know if its any of the things you described, because I'm a dipshit with no writing experience, but it is not only my favorite /hmofa/ story ever but damn near one of the best things I've read in general. I really enjoyed it. Can't recommend it enough.
>>86369817Buncels have a lot of competition now when it comes to being socially inept anthros. And ironically the chud probably just wants a private life
>>86369842>aren't too corny or over the topCan you mention some that are? I never really understand those questions since I can't say I found the vast majority of /hmofa/ stories I've read to be corny or over the top.
>>86369842
>>86369881My bets are on a cringy OC donut steel or someone's pet cat/lizard
>>86369896They had actual lamia enemies in that shitty MMO they created (and there was even a friendly non-hostile lamia quest giver as well). They spawn in Hammerfell so I honestly think there is not insignificant chance that there is a snake lady companion in Sentinel. That's my cope and I'm sticking to it until proven otherwise.
INFINITE CUP WORKS
>>86369817The age of the ratcel is now. Or posscel.Considering how many people think horses are ugly a horsecel maybe
>>86369765Wanna W?
>>86369969Actual lamias and not some kind of daedra, right? Because daedra technically aren't what they look like, they just take temporary (for them, can as well be permanent to mortals but still important here) shape of a thing.
>>86369984Rat, or perhaps a goose?
>>86369984>Considering how many people think horses are uglyTruly, horses are Marmite of waifurs.
>>86369630Toph made being blind cool as shit, why can't she be real
>>86369984>how many people think horses are uglyI could never understand that. Horses are cute as fuck.
>>86370012goose..need angry canadian goose wifeather
>>86370017Doomed to either look incredibly masculine and butch, or to look like they came straight out of the funny technicolour pony show that gets like oodles of hyper futa SFM smut....
>>86369984Possums look trashy but are very clean animals while rats are trashy and dirty.
>>86369984i get how the long faces aren't for everyone but i like them
>>86370020One rule, nigger.
>>86370020wrong thred
>>86370049Wild or street rats maybe, but pet rats are pampered and cute clean princesses.
>>86370049Plus rats invade your home and eat your food.
>>86369574>>86369875B-big... both suggestions were mine, and both are very, very good. Thank you for considering both of them. I totally wasn't staring at anything in particular...
>>86370001https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Lamia_(Online)Actual lamias. They're a race of sapient people that have children and shit, not daedra.
>buncels>catcels>doecels>horsecelsNotice how there are no dogcels.
>>86370090Man's best friend back to back world champion for 100,000 years
>>86370090man's best friend zone
>>86370090Mans best friend. Grippy and loving and varied. None of the other anthro species can hold a candle.
>>86369956I feel the people who ask these questions didn't bother reading any story and "don't want to waste their time with the bad ones", like, you never picked a random book or movie or a game just because they looked mildly interesting to you? Go and explore things and experience them properly!
>>86370090Dogs are too dumb to reflect on themselves and the world
>anthros won't become realbut>big titty blue space aliens will become realWould (You) compromise?
>>86370085ESO once again making me consider playing the worst game genre is existence...I still don't like what they did with Argonia (just making argonians latin americans) and what they did with Summerset is borderline rape.
>>86370127Fine I guess.
>>86370127no
>>86370090muttcel, durr. they start a shitty garage band about how cucked their life is and wish just one skinnie would give them a pet
>>86369984
>>86369910Thank you bruh
>>86370100>>86370101>>86370112the hmofa hivemind>>86370127only if they look like my picrel and not what you just posted, also that movie sucks
>>86370130Eh, most of my interacting with ES stuff nowadays is through the EK2 mod for Crusader Kings 3And the beastfolk-humanoid compatibility mod so you can make babby with beast races.
>>86370049>>86370075
>>86369910Wait me again this fnaf. Are you taking the liss?
>>86227851>white women actually want to get fucked by this
CHARRRRRRRRR
>>86370127The Avatar people fucking suck and I hate them, so if its them then no. But I have a soft soft for the noseless big headed humanoid aliens from Stellaris. They're blue and could have big tits, so if its them then yes.
>>86370203I swear this game has anthro mice
*oink*
>>86370203Guild Wars unironically has one of the coolest depictions of Humans in a fantasy setting, in my opinion. They feel more like the elves of the setting than how Humans are usually depicted in fantasy. A Guild Wars single player CRPG would be fucking sweet, in my opinion.
>>86370203this is practically cuntboy porn
>>86370141>>86370173also the hmofa hivemind
>>86370226nobut pigs with long snouts don't look to bad
don't scare the aliens you fucking faggots
>>86370190come again?
>>86370265her fault for not using the blacklist
>>86370246Charr not having tits is really weird, considering they are mammals. If an mammalian anthro lady doesn't have tits then she should at least have an excessively fluffy chest tuff.
if you think about itmal0 is chaotic counterpart to bridget
>>86370294mal0 has become ungovernable and is beyond the reach of fed-bots
>shark tiger tank crewdiscuss
>>86369957You find it boring, I find reading about characters like that ridiculous
>>86370265Don’t worry she’ll be shaking for a different reason after I give her 5 alien orgasms.
>>86370246yes, and?
>>86370020There's no way you have two Toph images.
>>86370175>EK2 mod for Crusader Kings 3I wish CK wasn't barren without the DLC and piss easy with them. The AI is just astonishingly bad.>beastfolk-humanoid compatibility modDid they fix it giving you horrid abominations a couple of rotations into it?Anyway my big issue with Elder Kings is the absurd density of rough terrain that will absolutely kill you in some regions. Moving through Skyrim without a mountain walker cultre trait feels like suicide.
>glorp
>>86370262TrueI vastly prefer boats however - I'll be the shaved skinnie in the relationship, thanks
>loincloth Krystal spreading her ass before sex/rimming>”hope you don’t mind the smell, showers weren’t a thing in cerinia”SOMEONE DRAW THIS
>>86370294hm...6ridget and malo
>>86370175>>86370352I wish there was a sub-mod for Elder Kings 2 that made it so beastfolk/humanoid marriage was allowed but they are still reproductively incompatible. Thought it was fucking stupid that you could romance/seduce a khajiit lady as a Nord or something but you just straight up couldn't marry her for some reason.
>>86370141>>86370173agreed ideally if they looked like this
thoughts on shitbull waifurs
>>86370387>but they are still reproductively incompatible...why? They canonicaly are compatible.
ruto bro
>>86369916Cheers bruh, I'll give it a eyeball. Thanks for the rec>>86369956Corny and over the top? I can't really put a name to them, I just blip them from my memory. Pardon me for being unhelpful in that regard
>>86370410
>>86370435
>>86370410>>86370435*sigh* would
>>86370450
>>86370412They aren't. Its canonically a gray area that Bethesda has refused to outright comment on. Its more likely that they aren't compatible. >"It is less clear whether the Argonians and Khajiit are interfertile with both humans and elves. Though there have been many reports throughout the Eras of children from these unions, as well as stories of unions with daedra, there have been no well documented offspring." (Racial Phylogeny book from Skyrim)
>>86370458
>>86370410pitbulls get a bad reppretty much every one i've ever interacted with has been incredibly friendly
>>86370410>>86370435>>86370450>>86370458Gross and shitbulls are demonic.
>>86370480
>>86370486are we doing the "haha anthros are real" thing or are you actually talking about them irl
>>86370410>>86370435>>86370450>>86370458>>86370480>>86370495Where's her dick?
>>86370450>>86370458>>86370480>>86370495god i just wish these people could cut down on the excessive muscle, because the concept of a big strong lady actually being submissive and incapable of expressing herself properly is so fucking good man
>>86370495shitbulls are unironicly one of my favorite breeds irl
>>86370486Same. Every pitbull I've met has been a very nice dog, because they've been raised by people who aren't scumbags. The problem is that pitbulls having that particular reputation is the exact reason they are dangerous, because low-IQ subhuman niggers of all races will get pitbulls specifically to train them to be aggressive shitheads.
>>86369984I like honse. Honses are nice.It's a matter of stylization, I think, not sure tho, I'm not an artist.
>>86370517This. That is all borderline hyper shit faggotry. Its not appealing.
mindless movie fan anthro and her severe movie critic husband (they love each other a lot but have scary arguments over the subject)
>>86370265What's the original image on the phone I hope it's funny and not mean
>>86370537That's a. An interesting gesture she's doing.
>>86370569
>>86370569The kind of shit Minhee wears while watching movies with Manager
>>86370569Mario movie nearly killed the marriage
>>86370265NOP would be fucking amazing if it wasnt written and championed by a bunch of whiney vegan nigger-loving faggots
>>86370569Imagine their YouTube channel.
>>86370606occasionally there's a good fic, but otherwise it's what you'd expect from a reddit community
>>86370596I JUST FAILED NO NOSTALGIA CRITIC NOVEMBER AIEEEE FUCK YOU
>>86370486>>86370529They're literally bred for fighting and violence and they're not that cute to begin with compared to other breeds.Most people aren't fit to own dogs anyway, they treat them as accessories and a way to project how "cool" they are
>>86370606absolute truke reddit is a cesspool of wasted ideas and ruined world building.
>>86370569>THOR: RAGNAROK WAS A GOOD MOVIE>NO THE FUCK IT WASN'T, IT WAS DERIVATIVE SLOP>FUCK YOU>NO, FUCK YOU >*they begin furiously having sloppy loud sex while the credits for Thor: Ragnorok plays in the background
>>86370606idgi, is it not hmofa?
>>86370673>>86370569There's only one movie they both love: Yor: Hunter From the Future.
>>86369984Possums aren't incelcoded, they're more like crazy doomsday preppers or innawoods larpers
>>86370637>Most people aren't fit to own dogs anyway, they treat them as accessories and a way to project how "cool" they areThat's the problem. Its the same reason people shouldn't get border collies if they don't intend to live an active lifestyle or people getting Huskies and being annoyed that they're loud and independent when they've literally been bred to be loud and independent dogs. Most people get a dog without doing any of the fucking research of what that particular bred mentally and physically needs.
>>86370636lmao
>>86370637I literally have 3 shitbulls laying next to me, whining like fucking babies because I can't rub all their bellies at the same time - they come out just fine as long as its a white raising them. ive encounter bad pitbull, always with a shitskin owner. funny how that works.the only dog ive owned thats actually bit me was a fucking dachshund.little dick shaped bastards
>>86370637Bull terrier bros stay winningUnderrated and funny looking doggos
>>86370749nice stickers nerd
>>86370749>dachshundBro got bit by hotdog with legs
>>86369554Uooough... Bernese mountain dogs...
>>86370673more like bore ragnarok
Need mice
>getting an incestuous interbred abomination dogJust grab a mutt out of a shelter or the streets, they're free
>>86370803The squeak shall inherit the Earth
>>86370486>Shitbulls have a bad repIt's deserved. They're pit fighting dogs and the ones that survived passed on those traits that allowed them survive and succeed to their offspring.It's like what makes a good work dog and the inherent instincts bred into them.For example, a blue heeler vs a kelpie>Blue heeler, will work livestock from the rear and nip at hocks. They're stockier than a kelpie and instinctively flatten to avoid being kicked in the head. Those particular traits were passed along because they'd just die otherwise.>Kelpie, an eye dog, they like working livestock head on and tend to position themselves directly opposite their boss, with the livestock between them (if you're at 6 o'clock, they'd be at 12 o'clock). Lean, deep chests and can run all day to the point where they'll shred the tendons in their legs. Again, those sre particular traits that were passed along.
>>86370674its entirely hmofa/hfoma across the board, but every single character is a combination of stuck up vegans, whiney faggots, pathetic nigger, pajeets, dyke or commie.it starts out fine - but very quickly decends into absolute dogshit
>>86370840ehh, i've noticed a lot of furfags there.
>Rhapsody (Lemon) with Gekko legsHough! Ouughh! Oh god, it's getting everywhere!!
>>86370861imagine driving a yukon and getting kicked fifteen feet away by her..... ough....
>>86370866you getting better at this
>>86370674>>86370840It's also written horrendously, like the worst kind of RR engagement slop (without even starting out on RR) with worthless cliffhanger endings every chapter that either get forgotten or resolved almost instantly into the new one.
>>86370866cutetoo cutemake her uglier
Story about a stinky poss who lives in a trailer and a well to do human guy who loses his job and has to move on with her (they're old friends).
>>86370861It's good but I prefer prothetics being the same as the former limbs were myself.
>>86370517They're gay men anon
Dangerous
>>86370899This post is shining like gold
>>86370774fuck - thats my roomates. hes one of those obnoxious hipster faggots that slaps a godamn number sticker on every available surface he has access to.
>>86370923wapplap plap plap get pregnant
>>86370923gremblin critters....
waifur for this feel?
>>86370749You can also steal a baby bear and raise it well but it's still a powerful unpredictable animal
>>86370944this is Big Cat propaganda
>>86370905I really like hard contrast in cybernetics at a casual level; Khamsin from the Revengeance DLC was an example of that. Things ranging from Martinez's Militech getup to Ghor's suit/ship that augments his psychology to shift from meek techie to roaring killer are very appealing and very unknown to this topic. I think that's part of why I've always liked Page's art so much in general.
>>86370942On the story he's overly upright and a "minimalist" because of Steve Jobs (yes, he is an asshole at the start) and she lives in squalor because who cares there's only her there.Then they improve each other.
>>86370954Not a Golden Retriver, or even a dog, but that pic made me immediately think of Battle Beast's daughter.
>>86370954They must have deserved it.
>>86370951adult wappa as a roommate
>>86371013adult wappa as a rapemate
>>86369534wait tes has vypers?
>>86371065You'd be surprised about all the cool shit that exists in the Elder Scrolls that Bethesda is too fucking lazy and incompetent to actually include in their games. Apparently anthro fox people also exist in TES. We've just never actually had them in a game before.
>>86371099Cuz they died from the plague
>>86371099if it has bird women i will fucking kill todd
>>86370966much like the pitbull - only white hands can raise a bear to be gentle. theres no reason to blame any domasticated species for the end results of shitskin involvement. I like to view all living creatures on gods good earth under the ideal of them being born into a white home - and hence being the best they could ever be. holding nigger involvement as a standard in such things is utter defeatism in action.white isn't the exception, its the expected.
>>86370975It's the absolute opposite for me, I find those extremely garish. I want prosthetics to look close to the limb they have replaced - not the same, but I hate them being flaunted as undeniably better and "flesh is weak" nonsense. I also find the natural body (anthro, human, feral) very appealing and when machine imitates it in a fusion of the artificial and natural... it's just absolute peak. I enjoy pure machine too, especially when it's all the character is - screenfaces are sexo and CoCo is 100% wife.
>>86371065Yes they live in another continent with bird and monkey people too.
>>86371099if it has bird women i will fucking worship todd
>>86371136todd is a fucking faggot
>>86370987Compelling and interesting
Waifurs with exaggerated prosthetics and cybernetics....
>>86370987Man, I'd go rabid over a story like this. I've always really liked stories about finding a middle-ground between laid-back and uptight. Plus, I love possums and HMOFA. I could imagine Anon finding himself wishing he could have spent more time in the possum hovel because he finds companionship more worth living for than having lots of money. That being said, he still HAS lots of money after getting back on his feet and uncharacteristically splurges on his possum girlfriend because he becomes more sentimental.
>>86371170Also don't forget they more or less "killed" off the Lilmothiit via a plague + the rest of them up and disappearing...so gay
>>86370891"WHAT?!"
>>86371227>picAnon...
>>86371262extremely kissable
cheese heads got the grippiest stank-lips
>>86371284Look it's the closest there is to decent female lilmothiit smut there is on E6 and they're really obscure so banking on people drawing more smut of them is a pipe dream, the rest of it is male, SFW or kind of ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh in quality
>>86369842Thread stories? Before Dark and TLOF. Both have their clichés of course but what doesn't?
>>86371302and the thickest meat rods
>>86371201In the idea I had her basically had no life because he planned to retire at 35.Now without his job he realises how lonely and sad that existence was.>Dude, if you didn't want to work you should have moved in years ago.>Yeah, but looks at this place.>Who cares, don't work.
taking a bath with waifurdo any of you have a pic like that?
>>86369739you'd be surprise about all the strange things i do...
>>86371130Seamless transitioning from flesh to machine is very effective depending on the style of the character in their own medium; some cases prefer to minimalize the mechanical aspects of the character's body by intentionally making cyborgs appear sleek in-universe since, hey, a lot of people don't want to look like clankers even from a distance. Major augmentation that includes industrial and military equipment are almost universally piloted on a temporary measure, but that's kind of why I like everyday exaggerations of the body with large mechanical arms but an otherwise organic body, likewise for the legs. Making it work in a setting requires a conscious dichotomy between characters (such as heavily augmented solos prone to cyberpsychosis for example) and mere prosthesis, although that's hardly to say Cyberpunk did it first or even the closest to what I'm describing.The disparity in flesh and machine is as much a sign of the characters personality as it is a display of their capabilities and the artist flexing their applied robotics and mechanical skills and how well they can greeble out the rest, although MGS Gekko are rather well thought out as far as mechs go, so you don't have to worry about being lazy them as a platform for this sort of thing.
>>86371372Ah, I see. That's pretty cute desu. Reminds me of Office Space a lot, cuz I watched it recently. A more in depth exploration of the decompression after work would be really interesting I feel, since Anon would probably still be somewhat neurotic and stiff maybe.If you have any temptation to write more of this, I'd be rooting for you! Such a delightful idea.
>>86371257ah yes, rectumabandon is at it again
>>86371371>half assed human cockif you're going to shitpost at least find an on model sergal dick to do it with nigger
>>86371448what?
>>86371448huh
>>86371466>>86371478schizo nonsense, i'm guessing
>>86370372I second this
>>86371448excuse me?what does that even MEAN
>>86371466>>86371478>>86371495Either a typo or he intentionally called reckful "rectum"
>>86371127explain this then
>>86371462Dolphin slits are gay. Makes the men look like they have pussies. The schlong should be out and proud, and just like with human pussies, you can't go wrong with human cocks.
>>86371542get a job, nigger
>>86371434Oh I did not mean to say that it's somehow a failing or in bad taste to have clearly mechanical out "mismatched" (in regards to the body) prosthetics, just that I don't enjoy them as much as far as aesthetics go.Gekkos are pretty cute, I agee. I enjoy the "naked muscle" kind of cords for artificial legs and arms.
>>86371519it made me chuckle desu
employed behavior
>>86371428Yeah we know you jack off to BLACKED bro
>>86371583>he thinks it's all one guyThe Raped
>>86371542christ why is it fucking impossible for faggots to stick to the source material in any form? its like every fucking fudgepacker only knows one body type. its the weirdest shit. normals and lesbians- neither of them have this problem, but faggots all have the same dude with random shit copy pasted to tell them apart just thrown all of the thing.
>>86371604It's always the same guy samefagging both the shitposting and the rebuttals. I even know what he's called: "Anonymous". He's behind it all.
IT'S HIM
>>86371445Yeah. It is a bit Office Space One thing that I'm going to have is that he was so fixed on his plan that he hasn't had a relationship for years, while she has had a few that failed (for obvious reasons given how she lives). Another idea I had is that she actually lives in an RV or houseboat because once she bought it living is basically free.
im the ""
I'm gonna
>>86371652fucking 4chan filters i give up
>>86371657What?
>>86371556Nah, just explaining my perspective generally. I don't think you were putting the idea down or anything lol. All of this is rooted heavily in mecha musume, a love for robots and size difference.
Guys, I think
>>86371604It is tho>>86371601Meant for>>86371549
>>86371657
>>86371616You're replying to a retard pansexual manwhore that feeds on attention because his father gave him none. He's also a futafaggot. The vast majority of men actually comfortable about their attractions do enjoy on-form anthros.And don't pretend like this place doesn't have it's fair share of absolutely dogshit taste, every time Deathclaws are brought up it the same bimbo tit shit being posted.
>>86371674I told ya.
>>86371690>every time Deathclaws are brought up it the same bimbo tit shit being posted.Preferable to flat "women"
>>86371701
>>86371542>>86371717You have the same mentality. Reflect on this fact.
sleazy saleswoman waifur who speaks almost exclusively in double speak
Waifurs who'd be able to lay you out?
wish i had a sweaty waifur grinding on my pp right now
>>86371729Yes.Big is good.Big is nice.
>>86371743
god i want so suck on a big fat titty so bad bros
>>86371768tittypussyasscockballswhatever, i just want to engulf myself in fluff man, why can't anthros be real
>>86370674The sequel has a brain damaged gay MC with daddy issues.
>>86371744wish i had a sloshalicious milkmaid serving me her warm breastmilk in a cup right now
>>86370954She's good at her job
If you aren't trad you're just telling everyone you're lazy and or poor
>>86371807science has yet to quantify her power
>>86371836I'm New Wave.
>>86371807This could be limbus related believe it or not
>>86371836But what if doe
>>86371737I had a Lizard/Dinosaur girl that did this because she grew up on the street and was 'sue for humans because she resented them and thought it was funny to sell them useless junk.
>>86371889I don't date retarded women
>>86371836poor people are closer to trad than not
>>86371807Bondian waifurs.
locopaw
School uniforms are ILLEGAL do not post them or I'll be jailed.
>>86371537im not sure what point this was supposed to refute or support - what exactly is anyone supposed to explain, and in regards to what?
>>86371947wears a sombrero as wide as he is tall everywhere he goes plus a full bandolier of bolter shots
>Missy laying on her front eating skittles. I bury my face between her cheeks and take a big huff of her musky, sweaty wolficussy.I proceed to eat her out, only surfacing for a breath when I start to get dizzy and my vision starts to blur. I then dive straight back in.
chocopaw
>>86371965My dad works for MI7 and he said Charles III will be blowing up parliament because of this. Like that scene in Baking Bread.
>>86371744same
>>86372012Even in smut greentexts she still doesn't lose her virginity
>>86372021with nut
>>86370637Mixed-breeds are the problem. And not only dogs.
>>86372012Based and same. I want to play my waifur like a fiddle with my tongue for hours on end.
cacapaw
hahapaw
>>86371965it's a good thing FigAnon isn't actually British with that one uniform piece he did
>>86371965OI DON'T YOU LET THAT WAIFUR SIT ON YER GOB WITH HER FAT ARSE, THAT'S ILLEGALPLUS SHE'S GOING AGAINST THE ASS SIZE OF CONSENT, INNIT?
shorepaw
>>86372036>PicShort waifur doing this successfully, only to realize the conversation about Pokemon and fractures weren't worth it, so she goes on smoke break with the teachers who freak the heck out.
HYAHHpaw
>>86372123I think it'd be funnier if one day she showed up pregnant.
>>86372129Me when Lardpaw doesn't update any of his VNs
Whorepaw
>>86372084i need this with captain ward so fucking bad
>>86372135>"OH MY GOD, WHO DID THAT TO YOU?">"W-what? My husband, obvio->"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Ok but why is he called Lorepaw
Gapepaw
>>86371988good question>nigger raised dog breeds are violenthere's a shitbull foid dressed like a wetback gangbanger - how's about THAT???>yes, minority coded characters are more violent and impulsive as compared to their white counterparts. is she supposed to be attractive?
>>86372084>splort.wav
BLACKEDpaw
>>86372168Because IIRC the idea was he was telling you 40k lore while his avatar was a cat boy felllis whatever.
>>86372158Fun fact, in certain states the parents of a child can marry them off to a suitor and then AoC doesn't matter.
>>86372183CommonBLACKED rolls off the tongue better
>>86372139I don't get it you turn into a twink elf?
>>86372052Brother you better believe thatsjust the prep work.Good wolficus' (wolficii?) Only get the dick once they're a quivering sodden mess that can't think of anything else.>>86372061My man.It's literally the peak. Smell, taste... making it so every suck and flick of the tongue has her squirming and grinding against you for more.
>>86371784true, the pain never ends
>>86372012I can think of a much better place for my face to be.
>>86372012Imagine the dingleberries and piss stains
>>86371856satan beheaderz will be my gta 5 online crew name in 2014, hit me up>>86371876Only played up to the end of ruina, sorry. i guess her umbrella's kinda like roland's weapon in that its multiple in one, they just come out the end of an umbrella>>86371936I really wanna get into the more pulpy comic/cartoon sorta way of writing. the sorta thing that's like "THIS NEW EXCITING ISSUE OF THINGY". Funny weapons is a large part of that>>86371965Weirdest interaction I've ever had with a UK policeman was sitting on a couch with him while he shared Chechen war videos of people dying with me because he found that interesting. He's going to be my brother in law sometime soon, crazy to think
>>86372200Letting you hands roam, squeeze and knead untill you feel like you need your fingers doing something else, face absolutely drenched in juices and tongue outright hurting from exertion.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl7ZOVTcDVQI think waifurs would enjoy a harsh stubble since anthros most probably don't have facial hair that 's different from fur and short, harsh hairs tickling her inner thighs as you work would be something out of this world for her.
>>86372227nipssy...
>>86372177I mean I'd colonize her latinx shitbox in a heartbeat so possibly they meant it as if shes attractive? she'd be far - far more attractive if she wasnt a trailer trash spic but I can see the appeal.
>>86372168his avatar pours law all over you
Patecko Bridgette doodles
>>86372365me on the ground seconds after the anthro girl in the porn movie called the human guy her step bro and I'm in britain
>>86372324I hate lawfags
>>86372425He will never draw Alisa ever again (and that's a good thing)
>>86372243Nigger (you) can imagine whatever (you) want/need.>>86372273Hell yes, tou don't stop until you look like you've been freshly baptised.As for the facial hair, I have a full beard. Kissing her after she'd be able to smell and taste herself on me. Imagine making love to your waifur bathed in a haze of pheromones...Fuck.
>>86372425This one breaks sodas
>>86372324>>86372437>Sorting waifurs into what SMT alignment they go for
>>86372365
O B S E R V E for your review - <Peak>
TrafalgarLaw
>>86372497>That snoverorn
>>86372527>pulls waifurs feet off
>>86372183>>86372195The furboi cuck duo
>>86372459What can I say - you are a man after my own heart.The only problem would be horse women because there would be a real danger of drowning, but it's nothing some practice wouldn't overcome.I wish this pic had horse pussy in it.
>>86372497incredible, well done.
>>86372557fucking a wet squelching winking anthro horse pussy and having her maregasm all over your cock and crotch as you keep on fucking and frothing up all of that horse pussy mess on your cock
>>86372365FOR WHAT CHARGES?A SUCCULENT ADVENT MEAL???
wrecking tight skav eggholes in filthy alleyways
>>86371889the renge
>>86372599
I should read doe story
>>86372607year of our lord 20xx>resisting snarrest
>>86372642you're not a true horsefag if the messiness of horse pussy fucking doesn't turn you on
>>86371965We gotta do OUR part to provide those poor bastards some quality porn!!
>>86372557Brother, the wetter the better.Horses flow like a goddamn river, literally my idea of heaven.If drowned and died I'd go with a smile on my face and a cock like an iron bar.
>>86372711I'm okay with not being a fag
>>86372737>i'm okay with not fucking an anthro femalesounds kinda gay
>>86372748Have some fucking standards you faggot
>>86372724Fuck off
>>86372724Speak for yourself. I'm unfortunately in Englandistan and I'm still eating good. These bullshit laws only cover "real" porn with human women.
>>86372607>The snek women outside are free>You can take them home>I have a snek pile at home
>>86372734>your honse wife stuttering and red all over as she desperately tries to explain the EMT why he needs to provide drowning first aid to a man that's out cold with a huge grin on his face and miles away from any body of waterYup. That's the dream.
>>86372756i do, i want my anthro female to be anthro with fun exotic elements, not a human woman with the same boring human pussy
>>86372737Fucking tourist.
>>86372748Don't engage, this retard will just call you a zoophile and have a meltie again.
ok computer- generate me a fat-assed english cocker spaniel with a union jack bikini and make her look teasingly over her shoulder at the viewer
>>86372630is it gay if the Fscav your picking down was a human male before [blank]
>>86372793Nah horsefags are actual faggots
>>86372724That was fast
>>86372784>The EMT trying to administer cpr whilst >desperately trying to ignore your still >raging hard on.Kek
>>86372806>tfnigger>posting AxAwhy are you "people" so fucking revolting
>>86372630Yinglets sexxo
>>86372859worse, that was Ma×Ma
>>86372826I had that one on hand lol
>>86371836Do we even have any tradwaifurs
>>86372949Catholic Bunny who won't even consider marrying you unless you convert.
>>86372803I'll do that eventually when I'm better at more sexual content, promise>>86372775Hello other bong, are you norf, souf, middul or cornwul? best wishes to you wherever you are. also does anyone here actually like live action porn? I genuinely don't think I've ever been able to find it attractive, it always came across as really sad because I'd go "Oh that woman had/has a dad and mother that had high hopes for them and now they're doing this" and then i'd get sad and lose the boner. That and pornos are usually just funny but that's also a boner killer hhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-KEaXVrNGk
>>86372944
>>86372988can you imagine somebody living to the age of twenty looking at nothing but corposlop porn sites and they take one step into twitter
>>86373011What the fuck is a corposlop porn site? Can you explain what that is?
>>86372773Fuck you British monarchy! Us Americans beat your ass before, and us Americans will free you from yourselves!!
>>86372803here's your slop
>>86373038any "major" porn site ever lmao
Fuck it, too sleepy to bake.the last hmofa o aglo
>>86372988I come from the land of buckie and Irn Bru but unfortunately find myself not living a million miles from bong central.Agree with your comments on live action porn. Not to be a cliche but human women just don't really do it for me. The couple of times I've attempted to watch I've just got massively bored and turned off. And yeah, it does just seem kind of seedy, fake and sad.
>>86373081I would but I'm too lazy to scroll through this thread for new art
>>86373047Aren't you Mexican?
>>86373107Born and raised in America :p
>>86373122doesn't exactly answer the question
>>86373092>Land of Irn BruScotsman hmofa...Sending love from under the border
>>86373092Glasgow is shite anyway
I don't like there being at least three bongs here...
>>86373107He's Argentinian
>>86373107honorary white man
>>86373170What is a bong?
>>86373198OI ITS TEN BONG LADS
>>86373079Doesn't explain it
>>86373047Take this furred whore somewhere else
>>86373170I'm sure it would dishearten you to know there's a fourth.
>>86373047>>86372944>>86372724
>>86373149What can I say? when you've met Scottish women, literal wolves hold no fear.I'll save Missy from making the mistake of living a dull life with Leo and escape with her to a cottage in the Hebrides. A true Scotsman could easily take care of a wolficus' needs.
>>86373212corpo - a major brand owns the website and/or production companyslop - it sucks shitbasically using as a catch-all for literally any irl porn site since they all piggyback off one another anyway. idk, not all that difficult innit bruv
>>86373218hmofa is actually over this time. we voted to cancel it. we had a good run, but you guys never brought Jin back
