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/ERP/ - Erotic Roleplay Thread

Hilarious Fashion Edition

Previous: >>86381045
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xth for ___!
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Haa... I love playing Ramattra so much. No other character gives me that feeling. I'm so cool.

Which reminds me, if I get to write an action-fantasy scene, I'd love to rock a brawler character. The weight and impact behind the combat would only add to how good the sexo would be later.
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Post characters you want played.
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>>86391896
Long hair Seras Victoria my beloved
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>>86391765
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>>86391741
Honk
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>>86392005
Honk
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>>86391765
Why are you posting pictures of me...
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>>86391896
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>>86392165
Liz-coded
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>>86391896
Wasted resources on the current batch of shitters we call avas.
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>>86391765
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>>86391896
Matoi-san.
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>>86392214
Good morning
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'afternoon.
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>>86392316
If you're gonna ne at that scale you might as well be a kid
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>>86392388
Kids don't have the full understanding that what they're doing with an Uma is dangerous and ill-advised, though.
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>>86392384
>>86391914
REMI
LONG
HAIR
SERAS
Also, this cute pic
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>>86391765
They're doing this to me today.
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>>86392425
umas are not taller than humans. Stop projecting your disgusting fetish onto them.
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>>86392503
Kirk yourself
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>>86392428
very cute, very cute. long hair is just all too enchanting.
>cute wife dress too.
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>>86391765
I don't knowww—
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>>86392425
That makes it better, unseen danger doubles the at hand risk
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>>86392442
Waust...
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>>86392539
Hardly; no 2nd Amendment here to make me a victim of freedom.
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Holy sexo, sexo, SEXO! Noelle, my cutie Black Clover tsuntsun!
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The the chaotic good barbarian around?
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>>86392580
The young link in this picture is too cute and I need him to stop
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>>86392442
Washed...
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>>86392658
When are you going to fuck Double?
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>>86392683
Why do you need him to stop? He just wants to hyup and hi-yah... he's not hurting anyone.
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>>86392548
I do think her hair should be a bit spikier. It fits her tomboyish vibe.
But yet, giving her long hair...and not just long hair. LOOOONG hair. Fluffy hair! Smooth hair! Silky hair!
That kind of design brings out Seras' moe. Hence, why she looks shy. Its like gap moe for when you make a tomboy wear a dress. Seras is girlier than Integra, but shes a tomboy - so the gap moe applies.
But where did her hair come from? It could be from the blood drunk...or perhaps it is a result of being married to one of noble blood...
>what? You didnt think that wedding dress was just to look cute did you? Shes no longer a peasant!
And finally, one more new Seras. Very beautiful, artistic
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>>86392658
I'd fuck them both.
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>>86392839
They will not fuck you.
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>>86392789
He's too cute! I already told you!
Its too much and if he doesn't stop soon I'm going to have to do something drastic!
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>>86392854
This is /erp/, anyone fucks anyone here.
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>>86392870
This hero is way too busy to stop his quest, and in turn, his cuteness would be exposed further.
Drastic actions must be dealt with. For Link's cuteness was foretold by the prophecy...
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>>86392005
>real boobs
Yikes
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>>86392885
Not you
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>>86392934
Prophecy trophecy!
This is his very last chance to stop before I have to resort to doing sonething he won't enjoy!
Or... shouldn't enjoy...
Its complicated, but threatening!
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>>86393015
Your riddles don't deceive or sway the hero, not one bit!
The cuteness is as persistent as the force of good itself.
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>>86392835
maybe, but it is a sort of... domestication, i'd say. both have a good bit of appeal i'd say.
quite so. integra, she would wear a dress and not really mind in any way. however, seras would blush, and that'd be cute.
...long hair tends to come on its own, you know? baka.
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big cannons!
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>>86393052
>She grabs the boy by the collar of his tunic and drags him close. Very rudely discarding any weapons he might have equipped across the room
...
Any last words?
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>>86392885
If that's the case, why do you beg and beg?
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>>86393187
>The boy gasps and halts in place! He can't do all that much without his weapons besides squirm.
H... hiyah!
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>>86392388
Jockeys are usually pretty small.
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>>86393251
>With all the same contempt his belt is undone and torn away. The woman takes hold of his chin as she finally the cloth itself from his nubile torso. Running her free hand across his chest and down his sides...
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>>86393206
Better than you whining and whining.
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>>86393380
This picture is making me really hungry
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>>86393457
No. And repeating it will never make it true.
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>>86393380
Now i'm hungry
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>>86393515
Yes. People who play > people who bitch.
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>>86393562
You don't play. You harass people until they run away.
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>>86393590
Why are you describing yourself and calling it me?
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Reminder that Milky recognizes that asking people on Discord can be a problem but not in the thread.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/86074142/#86079511
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>>86391765
>Conk.
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>>86393620
You have ruined this place with your retarded fetish and lack of respect for people. Just kill yourself and make our lives better.
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>>86393562
>He said, while bitching and not playing
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>>86393636
If they're in the thread, they're here to play. What's the issue bitch?
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>>86393636
Ironic when he spams people on Discord (myself included).
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>>86393772
They did give her a big nose but still those fish tits are superb.
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>>86393639
Stop it, don't give the sexy barefoot babe shaken-baby syndrome...
>Wishes that was me. Really, really hot...
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Which ava writes the best paizuri?
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>>86393685
>>86393790
Too scared to say it with your trip?
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>>86393831
Me
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>>86393380
Imma fuck dat cobbler
>cause what’s dessert if it doesn’t have cream ba-bayyyy???
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>>86393803
Discord so I can breed and snuff literally all your cunny girls?
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>>86393855
>>86393803
>>86393790
Grim.
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No avas are here. Time to shitpost.
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>>86391765
>>86391896
TFW no Jewish Fish Wife
(Unasked for Milky comment that adds nothing not required.)
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>>86393831
Nobody, because you're not getting it. Perish.
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>>86393440
>The hands sliding across his body force a shuddering gasp from the freshly stripped hero. Great, now he was cold. At least the hands that slid around his cool skin were a bit warmer. How could he not lean into them?
>>86393772
What a funky fish...
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>>86393866
No discord, but I like your energy! The want for snuff has been beaten out of me, at least for now. thinking more along the tier of instant loss 2koma and stuff that happens in wrestling like submissions. Or more normal stuff because I just happened to make someone aroused!
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>>86393840
No, I can call you a bitch right now. Bitch.
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>>86393885
Public posts are allowed in public places for people who roleplay bitch.
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>>86393928
Milky.
>>86393934
Milky's attack dog.

Cute doomed yaoi.
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>>86393928
>>86393934
>No timestamp
>Usual sarcastic comment
Hi Concerny!
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>>86393910
Shoo, green child! None for you! Go get the peasant girl!
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>>86393928
>Phoneposting
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It’s funny because according to Jewish Law, a mermaid or fish person wouldn’t be kosher if they’re sapient.
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>>86393928
6 minutes is more than enough to put your trip back on and post with your happy mask. Everyone knows you're in PST. Why hide it?
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Instead of harassing someone who is doing nothing to you, how about you stop being an asshole and roleplay. Last time I'll tell you.
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Not a bad post and actually decent advice, but the cringe powerless threat at the end compels me to tell you FUCK YOU!
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Milky aka JustAnAnon and justananon4184 on Discord is a shitposter who's been shitposting /erp/ for at least a year. He is behind the ''Concerny'' persona, the Patty shitposting, the Nurse shitposting, the Testatement and Moe shitposting, the Yukari shitposting, the Camilla shitposting, and the WHA shitposting. In short, anyone who's ever had problems with him.

First of all, Milky is a massive oldfag who's been using 4chan for decades. He is an actual boomer in his late 40s.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/76817307/#q76824261
He has been using /erp/ way before he got any tripcodes.

Milky has a 4chan pass.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/66682871/#q66687880
This is crucial: ''Concerny'' always posts and samefags within 30s, which is the shorter reply time 4chan pass users have.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/86119137/#q86128689
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/86119137/#q86128700
Here's ''Concerny'' samefagging within 30s, agreeing with himself.
More examples of him replying to the same post twice, using his 4chan pass.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83997543/#q84004942
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83997543/#q84004954
I could keep linking examples because he does it all the time.

Even more proof of ''Concerny'' samefagging.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83729409/#q83740482
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/83729409/#q83740497
>Same width.
>Posted within 30s.
>Same fake filenames.
>Saying the same thing.

Again, important. Compare the filenames to the filename in this Milky post. He renames them the same way.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84378582/#q84389049

Milky threatening Senri, saying ''hope you enjoy not getting RP with that face ever again.''
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82657537/#q82661334
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>>86393639
Gonna bump this post again and just say I'd play as any deadlock gal. Thanks for this simple but captivating post stranger.
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>>86394131
----------------------

Concerny speech patterns. Compare them to how Milky speaks.
(One guy.)
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/86127093/#q86142692
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/86107823/#q86119535
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82796890/#q82808723
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/82634624/#q82643093
(Thread etiquette)
https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%27%27Thread%20etiquette%27%27/
https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%27%27basic%20etiquette%27%27/
(Basic manners)
https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%27%27basic%20manners%27%27/
I could keep going, because he always uses the same words/sentences.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%22common%20words%20in%20the%20English%20language%22%20/

Concerny is always active when Milky is, always. Milky always has an anon reading to defend him, shill him, attack people for him, twist narratives so he comes on top, etc. Both share the same time zone. No other ava has had this sort of personal attack dog, as far as I could search; just him. Why?

Because Concerny indeed never existed, and it's the shitposting persona of a 40-something Mexican oldfag in /trash/ who gets off erping as little boys. Milky likely also created the concept of Spoiled, to use as a boogeyman. Now he's replaced it with Kira.

(Note: Concerny has copycats. They're pretty easy to tell. Not all posts from Concerny are from the real one, aka Milky)
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>>86391765
Cats
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>>86394131
>>86394166
Based. Don't give that Mexican faggot any room to breathe. Shit HIM OUT.
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>>86394157
You're welcome, sexy. I like the image too.
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You know what you can do. Stop spamming shit no one wants to read and told you to stop spamming and roleplay. It's basic etiquette my guy.
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You forgot to add the last warning.
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>>86394131
>>86394166
We told you before to stop posting this and have some manners. Milky is better than you because he roleplays and never shitposts.
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>>86393885
Why the fuck are you posting her if you don't want to talk about her with the people that are here. Do you think we'd all circlejerk around you being a whiny faggot?
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>>86394221
>>86394222
It's always way too obvious
Post with your trip faggot
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>Enter /erp/
>Milky drama
>No fem avas
>Leave
>Enter /erp/ a couple hours later
>Milky drama
>No fem avas
>It's all people wanting to fuck, not get fucked
>Leave
>Enter /erp/ the next day
>
What a massive drought.
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>>86394281
you come here to get fucked by the very thread itself
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>>86394276
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>>86394281
We have fem avas. They just seek other avas once they realize how slimy and shitty anons are.
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>>86394315
You phonepost and use 4chanX on desktop. Nice try.
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>>86394352
You got me. I use 5 phones and 3 computers while I'm on my feet at work. Can't be any other logical explanation.
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>>86394308
Lol. Not that far off, sadly.
>>86394317
We have very little. It's a massive drought. The ratio of people playing women (forgetting about playing them well and being feminine) is so small compared to the people wanting to fuck. I pity any male ava we have, if they still exist.
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>>86394407
Why the fuck are you here while at work?
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Anyone here want to roleplay
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No one would play with Gobbo or Milky even if they started playing girls.
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>>86394500
What are you in the mood for?
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>>86391765
Wholesome sex with Saber.
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>>86394508
I would with milky
Not gobbo
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>This dead on a Saturday
It's over.
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>>86394536
>>86394508
What’s wrong with gobbo? You need to let it go faggots
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>>86394567
Bad writing.
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>>86394516
I’m up for anything, I’m just bored. Perhaps you should take the threads advice and ignore me too
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>>86394585
Play a titcow for Milky.
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>>86394576
Provide your writing then Shakespeare
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Avas are the life of /erp/. Without them, the thread is dead. Anons have been treating avas too poorly for too long. I would have never imagined we would end up with more tripfags than not, that's how bad shitposting is. Most avas either post mostly on 8, RP on F-List or other sites, or have simply moved on from using the thread or using it as often. Why? Because it sucks. No one wants to use a thread full of retarded shitposters who will attack you for no reason, make up rumors about you, etc... The /erp/ you once knew and loved is dead, simple as.
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>>86394620
No.
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>>86394500
>>86394585
>>86394650
Just leave.
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>>86391765
hung middle aged humans...
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>>86394315
>>86394650
Things would be better if you left us alone.
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I do not understand why Gobbo gets so much hate.
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>>86394682
It's over Patty. You already know it.
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>>86394682
Its begun patty. You know it.
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>>86394692
Bad writing, shit kinks, awful personality
>pick one
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>>86394692
Bad to mid-tier writing, his debut was fucking a monkey, his problems with Toji and breakdowns with shitposters made him a prime target, etc...
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>>86394692
Imagine if someone cloned Box but somehow made them worse by taking away the few good traits they had. Their mental stability, their ability to put out.
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>>86394644
>dissertation about how anons are the corpus plague of /erp/
Why am I supposed to cheer for you again?
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>>86394732
>>86394757
All good points
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>>86393910
(Sorry this was so late...)
>Lean into her warmth and have his body molested further!
>She took a deep squat behind the boy, pulling him against her as she stroked his neck and chin. Her other hand rubbing in circles down his chest. Breasts pressing against his back. Already trapping him against her and now tearing him between the subtly warm pressure of her body and the building warmth of friction against his skin... Could he tell what she was doing as her hand sank below his waist?
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>>86394716
First two things aren't unique and not worth being targeted over in these parts.
Third thing I just don't see, period. You seem perfectly fine to me.

>>86394732
I have no idea what happened between him and Toji. I don't think I care.
I'm not going to hold yelling at shitposters against him, either.

>>86394757
I don't understand the hate for Box, either.
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I wouldn't say there's an ava drought. We have fewer people, but it's not critical. What there's an actual drought of is anons wanting to give dick and actually put in the time to RP or approach. Anon could be drowning in all the avapussy he wanted, but he'd rather shitpost. 2026 /erp/ is LITERALLY pic rel. No one is giving dick. My take? Most have moved to either /gywb/ or /ftt/.
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I now SUMMON an ava, a cute and quirky one!

Tinkle Tinkle Hoy
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>>86394692
honestly i think he would've gotten way more fun out of this place if he never picked up a trip.

>>86394697
>>86394714
okay but look how cute i am.
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>>86394821
Especially grim after those two anons revealed they had been the ones behind most ava x anon sessions in hopes of making it more common, but ended up giving up
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What's with the self loathing from Gobbo?
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>>86391765
Pokegirl(s) to molest a Hex Maniac.
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>>86394222
You may notice a very specific request was amended that in no way excludes other anons from responding.
Hope this helps!
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>>86394821
>You must force yourself to write! You must rp even if you're phoning it in and don't really have the interest, anon!
Some of us are just burnt out, and this isn't exclusive to anons.
>Patty
>Byleth
>Toji
>Cag
I could go on. The thread's in an ebb instead of a flow. What that means is, we're in a natural period of decline, where a large chunk of people have gotten what they needed from the threads and aren't feeling the drive as much.

Just like everything, /erp/ is cyclical. We could see a resurgence in 2027. The vibes right now are off. It is what it is. Nobody is to blame.
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>>86394842
Very cute... But I know nothing about Deltarune. My only idea is to play an Eden-type hunter who's kidnapped her, thinking she's a weird deer and rape her. Maybe give her Stockholm syndrome...
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>>86394821
I’m pretty consistently ghosted the rare occasions someone plays something I’d be into so I don’t know what to tell you.
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>>86394870
Which two anons? Did I miss something
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>>86394907
To be fair, Toji was a cunt who burned most bridges here over stupid, petty roles.
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>>86394157
Gib Vyper succ
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>>86394888
You lot shit on him every time he show up
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>>86394960
Shitting on bad writers is /erp/core.
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>>86394960
I don't.
I just sit there feeling bad for him, not knowing what to really do about it.
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>>86394951
He seemed to leave off on a good note, rping with Patty as one of his final sessions. I wouldn't hold grudges, 'non, it's not good for your skin.
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>>86394682
Wa-hey Noelle! …Your mom home?
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I just don't like roleplaying on 4chan. 8 and Discord are more flexible. I've thought about doing more for anons before, but playing in thread is a commitment because there's an expectation of most people to wrap things up in a timely manner.
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>>86394979
He was still a cunt.
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>>86394977
>most believable anon award
Yeah, okay buddy. Sure you feel bad for him
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>>86394954
You're going to be touched.
Anon's gonna be severely hurt if you happen to be friends with her, prolly dead if you're a stranger. You cannot expect to stick your dick in crazy and wind up getting something remotely close to what you wanted out of it.
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Also I've already added 2 custom sound mods and I wanna share with someone who will listen and r8
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>>86394995
There's not really any expectation towards being timely, maybe you'll draw a few shitposters if you keep coming back to play out a session, but they probably won't if they don't already have things against you.
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>>86394817
>I don't understand the hate for Box, either.
Bad avas get shit on
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>>86395020
…Was any of that meant to deter me?
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>>86395005
I'm serious. Most shitposting around here have a semi-understandable reason for why they're shit on.

i don't approve of it, regardless, but i digress

Then there's Gobbo, and all I can really gleam as the reason for him being targeted is... his... ERP isn't very good?
Like, that's it? Really? No constant milk fixation? No cringeworthy claiming of partners? No manslaughter allegations? No background of constantly bitching in the thread for several years?
Are the shitposters out of ideas for excuses for why to target someone?
It's fucked up to me.
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>>86395069
SPOILED LIVES
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>>86394842
No one asked for your opinion
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>>86395085
>Most shitposting around here have a semi-understandable reason for why they're shit on.
?
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>>86394842
You'd look cuter at the bottom of a lake!
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>>86395115
>>86395127
Hivemind shitposter jeets.
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>>86395122
I might be too tired for this bullshit and I should probably go to sleep
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>>86395145
I was just making a reference...
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>>86391765
>cartoony fart noises intensify
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>>86394924
You guys ever just read a post and go,
>Yeah, that's him.
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>>86395083
You really don't get it. You are a light snack. A puppy to kick. An infusion of EXP, and I'm just about to level up. You're at the whims of what I'd personally like from her to: I'd just trample you to death with snake feet so that'd be no fun for you unless you're also a trampling addict like myself.
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>>86395085
Gobbo probably wouldn’t be shitposted if not for two factors:

- The Toji stuff, which lead to a group of shitposters shitposting him in Toji’s name as some sort of justice.

- And Kira targeting him pretty early on. Kira just latched on and started harassing and telling him to kill himself and everything.

Both of these are small things but they lead to nameless shitposters latching on to him from that point on.

Gobbo didn’t really do anything besides get upset and vocal a few times towards Kira which provoked things even further.
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How are anons supposed to have any initiative if every anon who makes a move gets instantly accused of being OPA?
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>>86395158
Do you like lolis?
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>>86395173
Oh. Well. Should have opened with that instead of beating around the bush.
>Anon swooces out of this dimension like the gman
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>>86395174
I don't even know who the fuck Kira is
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>>86395175
OPA actually destroyed anon chances for RP for at least a year. The main reason Yukari switched to ava only.
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>>86395174
Gobbo was shitposted lots long before Kira dug his trench here. He made it so easy that i eased off on him
t. one of his original shitters
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Aint opa the spaceship from that one sega tape
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>>86395219
that's Opa-Opa
not OPA


do you think opa-opa is fuckable or no
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>>86394924
i tried fantasizing about it for a bit, but i dont think that sparks anything in me, very sorry. ;-;

>>86394982
?
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>>86395198
same
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KEKEKEKEKEKEKE I TOLD YOU GOBBO NO REFUNDS KEKE I WARNED YOU. I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WOULD PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO OUR GOLDEN GOD. A WEEK, A MONTH, A YEAR, YOU THINK TIME MATTERS TO ME? YOU THINK I WOULDN'T SPEND AS MUCH AS NEEDED TO SEE MY PLANS COME TO FRUITION? KEKEKEKE. NO MERCY. IF YOU HAD NOT SINNED, GOD WOULD NOT HAVE SENT ME AGAINST ME. NOW YOUR REPUTATION LIES IN TATTERS AND NO ONE WANTS TO TOUCH YOU EVEN WITH A TEN-POLE FOOT KEKE. IT'S SO AMUSING SEEING HOW YOUR BUDDY LAPIS AND MARINA GIVE YOU THE COLD SHOULDER. I'D PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY, BUT SEEING YOU SUFFER AND ROT SLOWLY IS SIMPLY TOO ENTERTAINING FOR ME NHEE KEKEKEKEKEKE. SO YES, GOBBO I AM STILL HERE I STILL PULL THE STRINGS. DON'T THINK I AM GIVING YOU SPACE. I AM SIMPLY ENJOYING MY WORK KEK-KEKITY-KEKAROOOOOOOOOOO. I WIN. YOU LOSE. YOU CAN IGNORE ME, SEETHE, COPE, BUT NOTHING WILL CHANGE THE REALITY. MY PLAN HAS WORKED, AND IT WAS ALL THANKS TO YOUR OWN STUPIDITY. THANK YOU FOR DOING HALF THE WORK I NEEDED, KEK-A-RODLE-DOOO.
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>>86395198
>>86395259
He "exists"
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>>86395176
Nah dawg, not me. But good news is there’s a bunch of avas that do so you’ll be able to find what you want. Happy hunting!
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>>86395269
Where's the light yagami screenshot? Half-baked work
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>>86395198
spergshit who can't rein it in, former /hg/ shitposter also
here's an example of his style, or the lack thereof
https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/carshit/
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>>86395272
Next time don't pick up fights with Toji, retard.
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>>86395237
Idunno if it has a hole sure
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>>86395247
>gropes
did you ever watch aot?
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>>86394982
Yeah yeah, the potholes will be fixed when we get to it. Shaddup.
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>>86395247
Let Gobbo fuck your asshole until you're farting on his dick.
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>>86395296
He was pretty funny.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84451038/#q84457106
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/84451038/#q84457230
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>>86394821
>Anon could be drowning in all the avapussy he wanted,
Some of the avas I want to play with post very infrequently. So if you're not into the handful who live in the thread 24/7 you're shit outta luck.
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>>86391741
A thighjob? Didn't know you were a plastic surgeon! Blowjob? Big fan of gas powered! Missionary? Praise be!
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>>86395375
I miss him so much. Nue-Kira is lazy in comparison.
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>>86395175
You just gotta either tune it out or when you approach don't instantly start walking about shit like buccal fat or "natural bimbo bodies" or weirdly focused shit like Asa and an older guy but she's forced to put out cause he's got blackmail and wants to fuck Yoru or whatever the shit he stalked Patty over. Like the key thing is all his ideas are just a little bit kind of 'off' and give it away.
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>>86395340
>whimpers
nnnooo i NEED to get to it soon ugfhhhhhh. im stoopid.

>>86395355
mom put those grippers AWAY.

>>86395362
okay when
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>>86395385
Name a couple avas you're most interested in, if you would
>pats the chair for you. it's comfy, a plush velvet cushion
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>>86395431
I look like this
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>>86395385
Every time someone says this I think about the avas that post infrequently and still get lowkey ignored.
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>>86395439
>>86395362
>Rubs my hands together like a fly
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>Let Gobbo fuck your asshole until you're farting on his dick.
>okay when

I will jerk off to this scene so damn hard
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>>86395431
Beautiful OC
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>>86395458
It's all a vibe game. People can, like, smell the lack of enthusiasm you possess. So if you come in after a month break and post to the void, carrying a dull presence, don't be surprised when someone isn't leaping on ya.
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>>86395458
Everyone swarms Nurse anytime she comes over.
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>>86395439
you should, at least the first seasons. pic rel could be us.
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>>86395497
As much as Nurse annoys me sometimes with her hugboxing, she has a certain aura about her that makes her stand out.
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>>86395439
oops I'm a fake deltarune fan (haven't gotten that far yet) the mom's name is Carol
oof I'm stupid. still, anon posted that the other day and called me out while I was banned so it was worth bringing it up again
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>>86395497
Unironically, not anymore.
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>>86395500
Kill yourself HSKW. Gobbo's trying to get his dick wet and you're an eyesore. Do us all a favor and dolphin dive off a three-story building into a trash heap, where you belong
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>>86395484
Why do you respond to every post? Stop.
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>>86395531
Fuck off Spicra.
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>>86395546
>>86395531
Is it obsessive compulsive disorder or what, shitra?
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>>86395486
Sounds like an excise to ignore avas when they're not bubbly-pop fake excited but that might by cynical of me. That or a great way to keep avas in that less than excited place because people want to be wanted but some times building up the energy is hard.

>>86395497
Yeah but Nurse posts frequently just in the dead hours so does that really count? Plus she has a tight knit circle, like Lapis and their anons. And she's active on 8 too and has people like Liz and HSKW and Moe who tries to be sneaky.
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>Do us all a favor and dolphin dive off a three-story building into a trash heap, where you belong
He's so fucking funny, man/
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>>86395500
>posts this for years
>rejects everyone who tried to play this
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ANGEL
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>>86395461
you're like the FUB of the thread... it's kinda hot...

>>86395500
i've seen so much constant glaze. apparently it has great foreshadowing or something?? i'll definitely watch it and find any pattycore characters to play. im guessing i have the freckly butt there..

>>86395514
the entire family all has christmas coded names, it's really cute. i saw a foot focused pic on twittah that had your vibes, i have to go back into my likes to find it...
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>>86395164
Who the fuck is him
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>>86395628
I’ll show you FUB when I core out your backdoor with my Fat cock
>Smooches
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>>86395398
What? Nobody? Clown pussy's out of season it seems. Perhaps the real clown here... was me... wait that was never out of question.
>Honk honks.
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>>86395628
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>>86395708
>Spade on the fingernail.
It's crazy how many ladies like cards so much around here!
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Gobbo speedrunning fumbling Patty after anon's assist kek
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>>86395630
Benjamin Netanyahu
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>>86395628
Lemme know if you spot it, pretty!
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>>86395734
Cards and clowns go together like black jack and hookers. Green and beans! Shits and giggles!
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>>86395680
aw hell yeah. creepy janitor Gobbo, staring at my butt in the halls for a little too long. kyaaahh!!~

>>86395725
these texts are going to Emily btw. nobody else.

>>86395795
here here here i found it.
>shoves it in ur mouth
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>>86395798
Cards and clowns sound like they're ready to go to town! What kind of card tricks can you do, button nose?
>Sachi seemed all too excited to see the clown girl! This was all depicted by his bright eyes, toothy grin, and the fact he was pushing up his loincloth before she even laid a finger on him.
You've been waiting around to perform for a while, I think! Did you wanna get right to the finale or...?
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>>86395450
No you don't I do
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>>86395857
Saved! Thanks Patty, you da best! It really, really leans itself to a scene where she suddenly gets the upper hand and fucking murders her previous captors. All it took was flaunting her feet a little.
>But if she was in their custody as implied, they could already do whatever they wanted to her feet! Dumb bitch is gonna be loaded into the guillotine with that bratty attitude...
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>>86395628
first seasons good, final seasons bad. it gets glazed like any popular anime.
>im guessing i have the freckly butt there..
am i that predictable or do you just want me to tongue your asshole?
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>>86395887
Button? Oh no this is my air pump.
>She honks it a few times and her tits plump up until she pumps it up too much and they pop back to flat.
Of course! Performing is what clowns do best! Want to see some tricks? Goofs? Gaffs? Bogaloo electric or gas powered?! I may be a fool but the enviroment is no joke!
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>>86395857
The rhythmic jingle jangle of my keyring rocking with each thrust, causing the keys to slap (and make superficial cuts) in your thigh. My grunts and hisses and asthmatic ragged smoker breath hitting your ear. Even though your body is young and in prime, you are no match for my big bear chokehold, and previous attempts to scramble away from me led to my fingers in your nostrils, making you piggy faced. That’s all you are after all, some slut pig in heat, and as you peer at yourself in the greasy broken mirror of my office you can’t help but feel repulsed and at home for the first time in forever..
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>>86395857
Why can't they go to the homeless bum who raped her and made her think twice about being gay?
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>>86395978
>steals her air pump
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>>86395917
What's your(her) name?
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>>86395978
>Sachi watched close attention at the ballooning of her faux tiddies, and even clapped when the little performance was over.
Tricks, Gaffs and electric, thank you very much! In return I'll um...What do clowns want? Sorry for the twenty questions! We don't have many of your profession where I come from.
>Sachi did casually reach forward and rub his palms along her chest, seeing what natural tiddies she had going on.
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>>86396024
What the fuck
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>>86396065
Yamada Vanhouten she's an OC now please fuck of forever you pest pls pls pls



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