haha i hate myselfroadkill: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/86390074/habits: https://mega.nz/#!14tzGArI!GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4/tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/haha,hahaihatemyself,posshouse,racchouse/steam: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/posshouse/posscraft is dead (RIP)
I love you poss
let's be nice boys. we only have each other
cool posses say NIGGER!!
i want to be kitty
drinking 2 beers as fast as i could didnt make me drunk at all and now i have no beer
i'm going to have to kill myself soon i think
butthole
>>86394393why
>>86394381
>>86394376you hate me
rub my tummy nigger
you guys are gonna creep out the new poss during atlyss gaming with all the maid flirting
>>86394408Incorrect
>>86394459STOP posting this image
>>86394480why
>>86394394kiss kiss kiss mwah
>>86394404life is falling apart no agency over anything anymore
poss, what is your plan to support isreal in these trying times? how will you fulfill what they were promised 3000 years ago?
>>86394527S
>>86394459full on rape erping maid tomorrow
>>86394527no plan, im jewish so actually it's all owed to meplease file your taxes this year
poss, what is your plan to support the posshouse in these trying times? how will you fulfill the wishes of all these lonely posses?
>>86394555S
>>86394542share with the other sluts please
>>86394555show cock and prove it
>>86394557bottom thunderdomefifteen posses enter one poss gets topped
>>86394569sluts are a diamond dozen there's only one maidie
i'm back from showering and bored again
>>86394587IM READY!!!
>>86394612well you were the only entrant so I guess you winsubmit butthole for inspection
>>86394590meanie
>>86394632wait i just joined the tournament because i wanted to fight i wasnt expecting to win...
>>86394542doubleteaming maid with twohorn
>>86394521where did your agency go possyare you trapped in a bad household
>>86394583none for the gentiles, sorry
the problem with sweaty stinking horsecocks is that they're not melting my brain
>>86394459i hope he joins i-wait what is that
>>86394649i don't know how to handle this im actually a bottom too i was just filling the role i thought was wanted
>>86394729+1
im im nevr gonna do anything
>>86394794why possy
>>86394799im 32
attempting to reconcile with the fact that the thing that might finally force my hand in making a shitty bluesky account is a butthole artist i really like only posts there, and 80% of the art on his twitter isnt on e6 so i have to imagine there's a lot of good art over there
>>86394810im a zoomer wanna be my pbf
>>86394729sorey ran out of big stinking horse cocks, I hope this big stinking donkey cock will work in its place. ok thank you for your attention. sniff. snorf.
i'm 28
>>86394823i dont know how to be anything or do anything
>>86394828god i want i want i i please i w
>>86394822can you tell me his name i have a bluesky account for porn and i can tell you if the buttholes are worth it
>>86394723nobody wants to see your shriveled dick anyway
>>86394828i thought you died...
>>86394847sure it's this guy
>>86394836thats ok~
>>86394828whatever happened to this artist
>>86394868>Takenwhy does everybody have this, nobody ever has "Single, incel, lonely, virgin">>86394880its not
>>86394868oh its the leafeon butthole in my face guy haha yeah probably worth it
>>86394886if you dont have taken in your bio it's assumed that your description can be "single, incel, lonely, virgin"
doing this with poss
im single if anyone wants me I never dated anyone so if you do something stupid it will go over my head
>>86394881He DFE'd after his art was fed to an AI model and posted online as his own art. It freaked him out, and even I remember seeing it. It didn't even look good. Feels bad.
squish
>>86394916sounds like he got owned
>>86394930hot stuff possy. you should do more
Bro why are you wet.
>>86394942i like this image
>>86394904i could only do this if i was allowed to keep my hoodie and boxers on
>>86394914umm hi
>>86394957we cant fucking possmate bond on the couch if you keep your boxers on dumbass
>>86394942there's someone that's been posting cropped diaper porn in the casualties unknown thread for months and everytime we get together to play casualties unknown somebody asks who does it and nobody that plays does it or wants to admit to itthe diaper porn isn't even that good the diaper is way too big it looks stupid
>>86394983you can take your penis and balls out of your boxers i do it all the time
>>86394991based
>>86394942milkies have white tailsfake fan
>>86394822I need to do this to find artists for stuff and I really don't know how to make a social medya
>>86394974hi?I don't really know how this works..
>>86395004hyper is retarded but nose piercing leashes are really really hot
does having "taken" in my bio increase my social status by making it clear i'm not going to sexually harass you if you follow me, or decrease it by removing the possibility that if you sexually harass me i'll fuck you
>>86395018hiiii~wanna rp?:3
i might actually start learning how to art but what's motivating me is drawing my fetish and im ashamed of that and i don't want to be the guy who only draws fetish porn
>>86395041I never rp'd... I'm probably not good at it...
>>86395031it depends on what you want to attractthere are low iq pervs who will slobber over your dms and replies no matter what your bio says, can't really affect thosebut if you want MORE of those (plus potentially some that aren't totally retarded) you should leave taken out of your bio. or include the word "open" afterwardsif you want fewer of those, taken is the way to goyou might even get white knights who defend your honor and tell pervs to fuck off. 90% of the time they do this because they want to fuck you
>>86395047what fetish>>86395064thats ok~ you learn as you go
>>86394991there's a guy in the diaper general who's been requesting art of all the gunsawians for a few months now, might be the same person desu
>>86395047expand your interests naturally. I don't mean like, draw fetishes just because they're literally related to other furry stuff. And I'm not saying draw like, plain air fruit bowls or whatever. you gotta just think of the paper, or the file, as a thing to consume naturally. kinda like food. And you eat your favorite food. Don't eat your drawings though! draw what you want to see. It won't come out perfect, so don't have any expectations. gotta connect art to other parts of yourself rather than parts of other people.
>>86395047what's your fetish
>>86395047doing something's better than nothing
sorry about existing i dont know how to change
>>86395040hawt
>>86395047I want to draw my fetish too but im like not even good at drawing so when I do it kinda embarasses me
>>86395031this is unironically why there are people who use ace/asexual in their bio as a front to deter freaks
i feel like wandering around downtown aimlessly on foot
>>86395087honestly almost certainly is lmao
>>86395130you don't know how to change the same way you don't know how to beat your heart. it just happens, and it won't stop if you try, but some day it will on its own, outside of your control.
>>86395147I've done that beforeI don't like people seeing me though so I don't do it anymoreIf I'm going to walk around it'll be out in the park or something during times where nobody is there
>>86394896he also does kobolds i feel like this might be of interest to /haha/ obsessed with maid general
>>86395180Does he take comissions...
>>86395177i like meeting random intoxicated people who'll say some random shit to you for 30 seconds and then you walk away chuckling about iti dont like getting hustled by homeless guys for the $3 in my wallet
most fucked up blackpilled thing i learned is that you have to keep trying every day if you want to change. if you fall off the wagon, there's no "it'll get easier this time"; it'll be just as fucking awful and hard to get back to where you were the first time you climbed yourself to a certain level of habitual routine.desu i just chose to give up and now i'm a wagie and couch potato otherwise
>>86395190Sadly he does not it seems, maidif he did i'd already have ordered a dozen vulpix images in his style
>>86395089>>86395107yeah you're probably right. i get more done by being spontaneous than really following a set plan. maybe i can start nsfw and then just have a secret sfw identity on the side or something for when i get really into something new>>86395141if it helps what's motivating me to draw is that others don't do the fetish how i like it and it makes me angry there's nothing exactly to my tastesalso im not giving out my fetish it's too shameful
>>86395210cleaning his tailhole after he's done
>>86395143I actually thought about being asexual once, because sex kinda repulses me and still does but I found out after trying to date ppl theres a weird stigmatization against asexuality and ppl don't wanna date asexuals so I just stopped labeling myself as such
>>86395195>i like meeting random intoxicated people who'll say some random shit to you for 30 seconds and then you walk away chuckling about itYeah you and I are nothing alike
>>86395213>also im not giving out my fetish it's too shamefulcan you give a hint
>>86395221most people who are outwardly asexual or at least claim to be are some of the most annoying people on the planet, there's good reason for the stigmaof course it also catches people who aren't total wackos in the net but that's the price you pay i guess
>>86395047anatomy studies arent fetish fuel but its still a fun way to improve your skill
i am once again reiterating that you are not "asexual"; you have attachment and personality issues from a messed up childhood or experiences that makes sex unappealing due to assumed difficulties and aversions normal people don't havetl;dr: GET HELP. GET LAID. GET OVER IT!!!!!
>>86395196poss, you will change every day against your will. It can't be helped. All we can do is steer it. That's why it's never instant, change isn't up to us. we can only lead it where to go
>>86395261reddit opinion that makes good people into whores
>>86395261how do I get laid
>>86395266>we can only lead it where to goi've done that song and dance too many times to do it again. anything is possible if you have the energy to do it. i do not. i've pushed that boulder up a hill enough times just to see it roll back down to know that.
>>86395261shut up smiley
>>86395234how the fuck do i subtly say its inflation but specifically normalish sizes"inflates you until you look pregnant" or something
>>86395270you are a loser who probably sees less sun than a mole so your opinion doesn't matter>>86395273present your butthole to a top
>>86395210Sad! Thank you anyway Poss
>>86395295interesting honestlypiqued my curiosity
>>86395196eventually we will have instant learning helmets that can zap your neurons into knowing a skill. the blueprints are etched onto our dna but we havent discovered it yet There are parts of the genome that show levels of alteration that are not commiserate with the amount of time we or life has existed. There are red flags that we have synthetic structures inside our genome.
hello could i please see videos of you cumming with sound including moaning
>>86395295hey that's cute and a very underrepresented fetish in art because most inflation is garbage that goes way over the topyou would be an extremely welcome addition to furry porn if you almost exclusively made art featuring this sort of thing
>>86395288i'm not him smiley is a virgin
>>86395295inflation is a stupid fetish just say you like fat people
>>86395305>present your butthole to a topntp but i keep doing this and nobody has proposed meeting up and plapping me until im crying moaning cumming all myself and asking him to keep going yet
>>86395295inflate with what
>>86395333YOURE A STUPID FETISH
i have a stupid fetish*puts my arms behind my back and stares at you with a sultry look*
>>86395323maybe tomorrow
>>86395337tbf you actually have to get into formal contact with them and build a bit of a relationship/rapport so they trust you enough to spend hundreds of dollars flying to pound your butt
>>86395321i dont know what that last one is even
>>86395361...oh....
>>86394991well it wasnt me. clearly i only post uncropped diaper porn. this boogeyman of yours sounds like a fucking coward tbqh. and ive only been able to find that one(1) image with which to trole>>86395012milkies would also never talk to you as if you are a person and are more likely to simply shoot you in the face than engage in conversation enough to be rude to you
I've looked at so much fetish art that nothing really repulses me anymore desu
>>86395364i think situationship refers to those relationships where it feels like your friendship is turning into something intimate but it never goes past that first phase and they just keep leading you on
milk me milk me milk me milk me!!!
>>86395379>milkies would also never talk to you as if you are a person and are more likely to simply shoot you in the face than engage in conversation enough to be rude to youmilkies are really cool for this and it's part of why i want to be a milky>sounds like a fucking cowardlol. well without a good way to avoid getting banned every other day posting uncropped diaper porn on v is not a great idea if you're in it for the long con. he seems to do enough of that in the diaper thread on trash anyway
my cat used to be nice and cute but now hes a senile retarded piece of shit
this is a threat
>>86395426all pets do that if they get that old
>>86395426will you still love him when it's difficult
>>86395421just find out where he lives and kill him with a land mine ??>>86395449Keep Yourself Safe
>>86395426just be glad your loved one wont have to watch you die and then shes left alone to wither by herself
Bad vibes
>>86395467it might already be starting to be difficult because he's stopped using the litterbox and has started shitting and pissing on the carpets and apparently they do that when they start getting kidney failure or other bad shitmy entire life has been raising pets and then watching them die from age 0 so im kind of used to it but itll still be sad i was a wreck when my other cat died
>>86395449>666 likes
>>86395496>"STOP THREATENING HIS LIFE"~Per Atrioc
is this thread always this boring
>>86395557we could rp as cute anthros/feralsif you want to...
>>86395557nobody is forcing you to be here
rp as a stray dog impregnating me
zoomer salaryman poss and his early 30s fat stay at home neet pbf with no skills
>>86395582just wait for atylss rp tomorrow maid
>>86395581well its either this or twitter and I choose this
what if the blackout happens tomorrow
>>86395582ok but only if you rp as the stray dog and i get impregnated
remind me to actually finish my flist profile
>>86395515the curse of living five times longer than most mammals
i like erp but im amateurish and people who use flist are intimidating like i fear if i try im going to get dominated by someones erotic literary prose all eloquently written and phrased while im more like asterisk thread rp
>>86395557come help me repair my moped then>>86395622bird niggas we leave our sorrows to the next generation, anubis will weigh our hearts with difficulty as thoth looks on and smiles
>>86395305aidsbrained behaviourstis have tainted your thoughts
I don't know how birdowners do it. Having a screeching retard-level-intellect to take care of for 60 years sounds like hell.
>>86395652I would help you but there's no way you live in colorado or anywhere near me
>>86395652nah you're afraid of fixing ityou want a project more than you want a motorbicycle
>>86395671you get used to the sound after a few years
>>86395671some birds are smarter than dogs
>>86395662going outside isn't aidsbrained that's normal human behavior also touch grass
tops will never get to make this face
>>86395637just don't message people who you think will write like that
>>86395693yes that's what I mean. imagine having to take care of a miniature downie for your entire life. they're not dumb but they're human-dumb so only know how to be a little shit and can't self reflect so it just fucks with you all day for fun
>>86395710god I wish this was mecan someone just take me away from this shitty place and make me bottom please
>>86395719how do i find people to asterisk rp like mehow do i even message peoplewhat if i dont have art or a profile picture and also I don't really have a sona or a character or want to rp as a specific sona or character, i kind of like it when its amorphous and not specific
>>86395710that's okay I like making boys do that face it means I'm doing a good job
>>86395694"going outside" doesn't involve the words no loads refused
>>86395766not all boys just one boy who loves you
>>86395762can you make me make that face
can I date people here or is that a hopeless endeavor
>>86395683yes but not for the reasons you think. i am afraid that each attempt to fix will expose more issues. but today i did something; i did finally have a look at my clutch. i "repaired" it by taking it apart, not being able to see what's wrong, and tried to just crank it then. it just werked. put it back together and it still just werked. my theory is that it was seized from disuse. there was a lot of rust on the gears as well, and the mating surfaces for the parts of it that are supposed to move had some suspect tool/wear marksi did not carry on trying to make it driveable not out of fear because it is raining and i dont wanna get it set up, go for a rip, then fuck around with field repairs when it's raining. but i do have a replacement wheel sproket and lots of chain ready to go when it is merely cold and dry instead of warm and wet. but aye, the entire machine is rideable, because i am a cheating nigger and also have an ebike kit on it that has worked fine and is much easier to service and i even have spares for its major components.>>86395672>colorado>mfw
>>86395800i dont think its entirely hopeless
>>86395800you can date using the tagmap on the op links
>>86395779backpedaling hardfrom 'introduce yourself by spreading your cheeks' to committed monogamy in three posts
>>86395800in theory it isnt hopeless but couple hundred at best unique posters for an international website means that any given users are not particularly likely to be near enough eachother to date conveniently
>>86395800i wouldnt worry about dating and pointless stuff like that at this point
>>86395809>yes but not for the reasons you thinkwell we've only been chatting about it (me goading you to youtube university it) for like two weeks
>>86395822i was going to point out you were too autistic to take a joke, but felt it better to just course correct to a more true opinion of mine.inb4 anyway>oh you were joking sureeeyes you sped
>>86394418what a fucking chud
>>86395837i'm still young so I haven't lost my hope yet
>>86395835meanwhile there's a poss that maybe wants to meet me like 10mi away but I went down there for fish and chips a week ago and got grossed out by how the area has become
>>86395788i already have a boy it would be hard to take care of two...
there's no more beer left...
>>86395844>(me goading you to youtube university it)you have me mistaken for someone else and i could school that niggainstructors, hit that nigga with the electromagnetically complex environment (taze him bro)
>>86394828GIWTWM!!
>>86395869just meet and fuck (kingdom steve) already god
>>86395869did you go to Mac's?
>>86395863no i mean the state of the world and what is to come you're going to have more important things to worry about
im eating mcdonaldsstill bored
>>86395880skill issue but one you cannot be besmirched forbeithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h69FSgua80A>>86395897>kingdom stevewhen
>>86395849reeeeeeesmell my dick cheese
>>86394957jeez you may as well keep the rest of your clothes on too and sit in a separate chair..
>>86395760>how do i find people to asterisk rp like mewhat exactly do you mean by asterisk rp>how do i even message peopleyou can send dms on the site>what if i dont have art or a profile picturebasically everyone on flist steals art>and also I don't really have a sona or a character or want to rp as a specific sona or character, i kind of like it when its amorphous and not specificwhy don't you like being a characterwhat do you imagine when erping
>>86395928sniff sniff sniffmmmmmmmmm....
>>86395886don't taze me bro>>86395910Yit was good as I rememberedpancake batter just like porky's onion rings
>>86395928now that's some attitude i like to see :3
>>86395800it's worked for me but keep your expectations low
>>86395926its not too late for me to get more beer tonight........................
>>86395954>don't taze me broyou gasped, got gapped, and subsequently gonna get gaped
>>8639580090% hopeless 10% you get married and move across the world to live with your dream boy and smother him with your giant wobbling ass
>/haha/ - Technology
>>86395945>asterisk rp*paws at you kinda faggishly* like this>you can send dms on the sitei mean what do i even say>basically everyone on flist steals artid just want a profile with no images but from what i remember of seeing profiles people would probably think thats weird>why don't you like being a characteri have characters but i dont feel strongly enough to them or to the concept of having a character to want to be them persistently >what do you imagine when erpinga generic thing that suits whatever constraints the rp scenario has
>>86395800yes definitely but you NEED the money to buy plane tickets. ldrs are dead in the water if you don't have the ability to see each other.also no periods of ghosting, regular mental breakdowns, hurtling of abuse, etc.if they can't keep themselves together in the zero stress environment of an LDR, do NOT go for it irl.
>>86396009i do this with my tech parts
the kratom with withdrawal went away. that sucked a lot
>>86395991I only know gapped in car racing contextthe rest well uhI don't know how to tell you this but my farts are already quiet
>>86395996>>86396021i'm a hopeless guy who can't drive so I should probably give up then
>>86395671>Having a screeching retard-level-intellect to take care of for 60 years sounds like hellMy grandfather's been married for 50 years. Not sure how he's done it either, lots of booze helps
>>86395954good choice poss that place still holds uptheir clam strips are also really good in my opinion
>>86396039>I only know gapped in car racing contextok i meant it in the gaming context as in having been exposed to a wide skill gap, which i imagine is similar to the motorsport meaning probably relating to a long gap between lap times or being too far behind for drafting or something
>>86396045>can'tor won'tjust build a vehicle bro
>>86396080I don't have a license or know how the road works and im 22
>>86396013uwu what's thisbuldgeetc>>86396067>in the gaming contextgod I fucking hate how butchered the word clutch got when it got raped over there
>>8639609822 is definitely not too late to learn how to drive and to get a license i didnt get mine till like 25
>>86396098you don't need any of those thingsjust steal another car and go.to.the.church. doo doo doo doo dooo dooo dooo or however the mr oizo song goed
