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"Mousetrap" Edition

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Xth for ________!
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xth for ___!
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>>86474276
The strongest coffee lover vs. the strongest coffee hater.
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>>86474381
Gabu, why do you post a second Xth for?
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BLISSISSIPPI COMES TO ME IN MY DREAMS!
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Anonny cums to me in his jeans
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>>86474396 Zelda
i saw you talk about him before.
i know you like bad endings to a degree, so if we did anything using him if would likely lean in that directly, with someone preying on the small hero in a sexual sense. could be as simple as a succubus secretly placing a hex on him that makes him horny and sensitive and she offers her services to help him vent his lust, a.k.a she binds his arms behind his back and spreads his legs wide apart to help herself. does this sound good to you? i dont mind pushing him around but if you want something softer for the first try that's good as well.
as for talking, i would like to defer to you here but it feels like youre also asking me, i dont mind having him talk now and then.
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Out of curiosity, does Alucard still come around here?
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>>86474830
Sometimes yeah.
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>>86474373 (Shinji)
>She was fully comfortable with this, both in part due to her more outgoing personality and just...well despite a lot of other problems in her life, confidence in her body wasn't one of them. Misato had been a bit proud of herself, gently guiding Shinji to be more comfortable, a bit more outgoing and even some confidence in him. Though she always ensured that whenever he needed a recharge from the world, she was there for him. As such, with the weather getting colder, she would find another way to him warm up to her and warm up...in general. An onsen! Of course, the nudity of the location would be a hurdle but this was rather more bold than she anticipated.

Hey, no problem, Shinji. I figured with how busy we've both been, a wash at the onsen could do us both some good.

>Her hand would absentmindedly wrap around his smaller body, her more exposed bits conveniently covered by the steam of the onsen. Ah well, not like he hadn't seen her in a state of undress before. Misato leaning back with a gentle pull of Shinji to her figure. Perfectly manicured and well maintained hands gently caress and toy with him. Her towel of course, has to carry the Herculean task of containing her well rounded backside and chest. Her hands, intimately familiar with Shinji at this point, rub down to his face, trailing back up to his scalp before laying down to his upper cheeks, a gentle smoosh and pressing of her palm. Intentional or not, their closeness couldn't be denied as they looked up to the sky.

It's been a while since we just...got to relax. I'm happy you're feeling better, Shinji. It's nice to just be around with you.
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>>86474579
>YFW all the hick larpers have to be woke or else they'd be exposed as frauds
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Anchor if that big titty OL is serious about being down to fuck.
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>>86474596
Hot.
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>>86474881
Thankkyu.
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>>86474948
Is this the anon that always brings up hungry nun in particular?
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>>86474321
>>86474381
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Are you more talented than a published author?
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This. Simple as! Anon giving me sucky, suckies!
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>>86474994
No but you should start incorporating jeans more in your sessions.
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>>86475095
This is their final conversation before they die in a car crash btw. I'm not making it up, feel free to search it.
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>>86474828
Mnhmrh... I am very into it! Don't think that's quite where my mood is right now, though. When the urge approaches I'll know who to go to!
Perhaps we could move discussion about it over there if that's where we end up goin'! Which would only make sense, hehe.
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>>86474897
>Her hands feel so nice against his face and cheeks. Soft, just warm and moist enough to to make it pleasurable. Shinji melted into her touch, the smooshing has him leaning into it, letting her hands support the weight of his head for a few minutes. It’s a cozy little thing, one that distracts him from just how lewd the whole situation is. There’s no denying Misato’s beauty, her towel holding all of her lovely curves. Even her butt is a bit prominent underneath the water! It’s curves catching his gaze. He’s still shy being around her, but he does reach out with a hand to touch her hip, moving just low enough that if he were reaching around entirely, his hand would be squarely on her ass.

It’s nice to be around you too! You’re really the only person I can relax with. You know how Asuka is.

>So demanding! She’d likely give him trouble for being alone with Misato again, but after moving in with her Shinji truly felt comfortable at home for once in his life. Misato was someone he didn’t have to put up with any pretense around. She could be a handful, but she cared. For Shinji that was everything. He took a deep breath, shamelessly moving to rest his head on her breasts, his chin in the water, body mostly floating against hers in the pleasant heat. This was lovely. She was being pretty handsy… maybe she wouldn’t mind too much. His hand slowly snuck over her hip, cupping a cheek of her ass, tugging himself closer to sink into her warmth.
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>>86475111
O-okay! Here I go!
>Anon shuts her eyes tight and sticks her tongue out, slowly getting closer to your dick.
Bleeeeeeeh--ah!
>One eye opens, then promptly closes. Just the tip of her tongue wiggles up and down right below the hole to your cockhead like she's trying to lick it as little as possible. Her face starts to turn away, but she keeps her tongue barely connected.
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>>86475095
I always see this excerpt going around, but what's crazy is it's arguably not even her worst. She's fascinating.
>>86474381
Hmm... Dunno, actually. Been a minute.
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>>86475211
i had a feeling since you were in the middle of setting up something else, mb for taking so long to spin back. hopefully the urge can strike you sometime. and ofc, i was planning to move this over there if we ever got the chance to play it. thaaanks for hearing me out.
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>>86475254
>Anon's meaty tip connects with your upper lip. His head squishes softly against your philtrum and leaves a looong, gooey bridge of precum connecting the two of you. Just being close to his dick is a little difficult! It's really, really warm and the scent is strong and... haha... are all cocks like this, jumping up and down when you get close to them, smearing their coat of sweat across your cheeks, then under your chin? Your face is a bit more shiny now.
Wait, I missed! Let's try again? Wider, please! Aaaaanh!
>He lines himself up and attempts to aim properly between your lips.
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>>86475359
I was just spitballin' and hangin' out while I vidya. I bleh'd in the other chat, so go tug his ears over there of ya' want!
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>>86475211
He's so widdle. Widdle man with his widdle ears and his widdle sword.
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Avas fighting over Zelda....ouuuugh!!!!
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>>86475488
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>>86475488
There's just really not that many straight fem avas around nowadays.
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>>86475488
It's just double.
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>>86475519
I know that, just cute to see them all throwing ideas at her.
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>>86475496
I always read this noise as the grunt kremlings make
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>>86475561
Link?
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>>86475416
N-no!
>Anonette turns away, and so your dick pokes her eyebrow. While keeping her whole head still--so as not to let her bangs fall on the goop-she quickly takes one of her painted nails and straightens out the sticky hairs on her prodded brow. The nail work is immaculate: each one has green at the bottom, a blue sky, and a three-dimensional red rose glued to the surface. Delicately, she pokes your dick, then "eep!"s backwards when she sees it twitch.
Uhhhmmm.... this is an odd request, anon, but can I... can I hold your balls?
>Eye contact: gone. She's twiddling hair from her ponytail around one of her fingers.
I would just feel really safe if I could hold your balls. It's really not the same as a penis. Can I? Please?
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>>86475519
Zelda got a boy on their card so they fail your purity test.
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>>86475675
What? What purity test?
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>>86475246
>Despite how lewd the situation was getting by the moment, Misato would find it rather difficult to be upset at how things were going. A playful little laugh leaves her as she heard his comment, sighing before leaning away to the seat before her. Though while her hands would gently guide Shinji into a world of comfort, soft and wet palms slightly squishing him and toying with his face. Little droplets of water pour down their bodies and her silky hair drips away as she took another deep breath breath.

Ahh, yeah. Asuka, listen, she means well but...just try and get along with her, ok? She does care about you. In her own way. You gotta work with her.

>Though she was supposed to be the one in charge, even Misato had to admit that she was often a handful. While they would bee given a break from both her and the rest of the world, Misato was finding her attention brought back to Shinji as a familiar grip landed down on her. This was...bold. Especially for him. Misato had to suppress a smile and laugh when his nervous hands landed down on her. Her body was curvy, sure, but it wasn't often that he would go for it, even in their intimate moments together. Well, who was she to complain? Misato smiles and gently sighs while she dipped her body on over, her breasts acting as a headrest for Shinji while her dripping wet and thick cheek was held onto.

Don't let go now, Shinji~

>Her voice is a bit more gentle, lowering into a soft whisper, her voice flowing and blowing into his ear while she scoots on over. Despite her motion, she wouldn't dare move her thick ass away from his grip. Misato smiling while her towel clung to her curves, doing all it could to not fall off before she plants that big, round and soft bottom directly to his lap. His hand would still remain to her cheek though his groin would be surrounded by her ass. Misato's breathing picked up, blushing more but still going while she ground gently, from his barely covered base allll the way to his tip.
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>>86475576
https://youtu.be/-CMLOgcehs4
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>>86475675
Doesn't that prove me right? They're the closest thing we have right now to a Jinx-style feminine ava.
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>>86475519
Zelda's just good at making you feel like a nonny. It's something I've been trying to appreciate.
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>No Box
>No Shitsow
I'm happy and sad at the same time because I know it won't last.
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>>86474381
Possessiveness.
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>>86475746
What do you mean?
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I’m the mood to get loved on…some big tiddy smackage or some colorful pony hole munching sounds really nice right about now
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But it's a bunch of avas and named anons fighting over her.
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H-Hello fellas I'm from vg and /akg/ and I'm new here. I am curious about ERP and can you guys tell me what decorum I need to follow here and what names I need to search for in desuarchive to find Arknights characters? Thank you and have a great day. Please don't go there and tell them I'm here I don't want to drag down Skadi's name.
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>>86476138
Nonnies wouldn't understand because it's their baseline.
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>>86475654
Of course you can. Sorry if that shocked you. Go at your own pace, and let me know if you need anything from me.
>Anon gives you some light headpats, gently stroking your hair down the back of your scalp without messing it up. He leans forward, grabs a random book from the bookcase and gives you a safe space to explore things at your leisure. His twitchy shaft, the veiny stem of his penis, sure likes to jump around. His testes on the other hand are happy to hang calmly and ignore the excitement. Anon's pouch is rather big, sagging confidently a couple inches lower than average. The wrinkled pouch fattens considerably at the bottom, where his nuts are. Given their size, his balls can fill out one of your hands, you just need to be a little careful with those pretty nails.
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>>86476162
We have a user that goes by AKanon for arknights anon, you might be best off waiting for them to show up.
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>>86475440
I mean to say "thread" I don't know why the fuck my dumbass said "chat"
>>86475444
He's a valiant hero, goddamnit! Look at him helplessly flail his sword around as he hides under his big-ass shield like a lil' turtle.
I mean as long as my writing is enjoyable..! Not sure what kinda impression it gives. I might do a little too much "directing" in how I write sometimes...
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>>86476185
Thank you.
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>>86474276
I want Baelz again..
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>>86476162
>decorum I need to follow
There really aren't thread rules, as long as you aren't being actively malicious, you'll fit right in.
>what names I need to search for
Blaze/Ran
AKAnon
Zelda
Tharja
Misuzu (?)
Rin
Mizuki (gone)
All these avas play/played Arknights characters, so they're your best bet.
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>>86476231
Alright, appreciate it
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>>86476162
Rutting with Skadi.. Getting caught by Spectre..
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>>86476167
I feel like you're making fun of anons....
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>>86476162
>>86476231
Leslie too if you don't mind fucking animals
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>>86476138
Best guess is that Double's saying she doesn't put anyone on a pedestal over others and treats everyone exactly how she would treat the average anon.
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>>86476302
I see
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Can't believe Owain's melanin benevolence turned MS blue.
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>>86476178
Balls... ehehehehee... balls! Real balls! A man's balls! In my hands! W-wow...
>Those delicate fingers slip free of the balls she just asked to fondle. Her nose comes in soon after. The point of it lifs the sack until the weight of your testes makes it slip off, then she presses her nostrils forward for a smell. Without looking down from your book, you can hear her drooling. She's quietly kneading her crotch as she squats. Her mouth opens wide to lick and suck on your balls.
Mmmphhh... 'alls... ahhhh... *shhhlorp*
>A single finger pushes your erection about forty five degrees to the side so she can keep running her tongue over every wrinkle on your sac, pinching it, sometimes, so she can make the skin smooth around whichever nut she fancies kissing.
Ohhh... ohhh my godd, anon's balls... the wrinkles fold around the lipstick marks... when I let go...
>Schlorp schlorp schlorp. Her whole palm is pinning your dick against your thigh now, but thankfully it's all pretty slick.
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>>86476162
I swear if you were brought in by that one anon who name dropped me in /akg/......

...Still, welcome aboard! Really no rules here other than to have fun and enjoy yourself! Of which I hope you do! Oh and if you wanna add me on AK and leech off my P5 Mon-chan and Sakiko you're more than welcome to...
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>>86476387
Hmmm nyes perhaps.
Sorry I can't add anyone here that would expose me but i have lots of akg added so i may already be on your friend list if you are there
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>>86476187
There's a selfishness that comes with being a nonny. People think nonnies are lazy, but you can put as much effort into being an anon as you can an ava. It's something else entierly. Something truly primordial. Maybe I just feel like I write a little worse and not being scolded is erotic.
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>>86476449
I'm sorry, but this post is way too funny kekw.
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>>86476313
Turns out it was just a roundabout way of saying that anons are selfish and write badly with zero repercussions.
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>>86476506
Don't start. The atmosphere here's jovial and peaceful.
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>>86476449
Oh my goooooddddd......
Welp, I don't frequent /akg/ like at all. Maybe only once or twice, and only to gloat about rolls. Don't think I added anyone there ever, so I am absolutely clueless to who you are. If you have second thoughts, here's my taaaag. Woods#6867
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>>86476531
67!! 67!!!!!!!!!
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>>86476514
You're free to keep it that way.
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>>86476560
Yeah. Let's play nice and not cause a stir.
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>>86476531
Ill think about it thank you
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>>86476449
Glad our thread is bad enough you can use it at a reference point to appreciate others more lmao.
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>>86476059
>Asserts self and mogs this chud nonny!
Nyehehe!

>>86476153
Smackage... as in slapping jugs, or just suckling... or, dare I say it-- nursing?
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>>86476580
What kind of play are you looking for? Or are you just looking to lurk and read
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>>86476540
Shuuuuushhh. My tag had those numbers years before that meme came to be!

>>86476580
No probs!! Also please please please don't go searching my name on Desu it's gonna embarrass me way too much...
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>>86476600
Every general on this website does that.
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>dabs
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>>86476161
kek, let them have their fantasy
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>>86476623
I'll have to see what kind of erp there is but ideally anything that has to do with Skadi would be preferred but other Arknights operators would also be neat. As for kink-wise, I'm fine with most things and would probably be groomed into liking whatever is there as long as a female with breasts is involved in some way or form. I also like bears. I do not know how to erp though so ill have to get my bearings by observing and lurking before I do anything.
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>>86476653
You dont have an name though...
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ただいま~

>>86474321
>>86474381
Cute stuff.
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>>86476506
No, it's not really that either. Sorry if my humbleness offended you. It's more like the ava is the "sparkly person" in a roleplay. Having that pressure taken off... it's like a woman's hands on my shoulders would be enough to make me cum, like my whole body decompressing would just make me cum insantly, every rope an orgasm of its own. For how often anons call me paranoid, you'd think they'd understand why "no spotlight" feels good.
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>>86476751
Blaze is me name... although I also go by Ran. Extra especially do NOT search any time in August!!!

...I'll die if you do...
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>>86476786
Sounds like you have an inflated ego and think you're the one carrying all your sessions.
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>>86476754
Take this
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People acting like he didn't crash out on Angel for sharing a song once.
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>>86476794
Well if you're just going to give out your name like that I guess I have no choice but to search you up later...
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>>86476808
It seems more like I'm drawing all the aggro
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>>86476730
Bears? Regardless, cute anon.. Take all the time you need, and I hope you enjoy your stay here.
>Pecks cheek!
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>>86476818
She's truly far too cute, isn't she? One of the best. You have my gratitude for such a wonderful gift!
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Avas are the DPS, anons are the healers.
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>>86476832
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......... I-I mean, it was already posted up there... s-still, if you go searching... don't judge me toooooo harshly...
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>>86476786
Now I understand what you mean, but you make being an ava sound so unhealthy lol. And I'm pretty sure people already know it's you whenever you play or flirt with Zelda, so isn't the identity aspect still there?
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>>86476875
And what of the healsluts?
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>>86476875
But I main tank...
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>>86476875
No fair! I wanna be a healdom!
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>>86476875
I literally use two swords though
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Post characters you want to play with!
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>>86476461
Still not entirely sure I understand, but I thank you for observations. I'm just glad people entertain my dorky garbage and are willing to read what I type.
>>86476875
My healslut fantasies could never...
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>>86476383
>It's what friends are for, and when that same doting headpat fluffs you on the top of the head, you're set for as much fun as you'd like. It's pretty special, seeing how a larger-sized sack and go totally smooth when you use your lips for suction and snag a ball in your mouth. The texture is uniquely smooth and totally different than when it's sagging on its own. The whiff of balls smoking up your skull is intoxicating. It's like you've lit up an incense stick and the grey wisp continues to tickle the back of your eyes. A deep breath sends that yummy ball musk straight to your brain, wrapped tight like a cozy heated blanket. They're fat enough to properly sag when you pop them free from your kiss, and at most they'll swing and plap soft and warm against your nose. Kinda like burying yourself in a hammock on a tropical beach retreat. Warm, cozy, fluffy and smells sh'ooo good. A man's penis needs to know when to be friendly, and this one's very well-behaved, patiently bending to the side and pressing to anon's thigh while he does his part in letting a healthy girl explore and have fun with a man's real life balls. What a good Mister Penis, not so erect that you have to fight him off. Instead, he's a good boy and is still floppy enough to twist with ease.
I'm happy you like playing with them! If I jump up and down, I can make them swing pretty hard!
>Anon casually hops on his heels and those balls go swinging back and forth! Here they come!!: low hanging testicle-wrecking-balls that tickle when they collide against someone! Anon's balls are really good at swinging too! It's a mating dance, where his lopsided testes swing asymmetrically, going in different directions like they're trying to charm you and have you a go cross-eyed if you try to follow them!
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>>86476896
Talking about this at length seems gay and unwarranted, but it's more about the feeling than reality.
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>>86476894
Why you talk like you done something bad here...
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>>86475254
>Her
Ruined. Throw this session in the bin.
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>>86476933
>>86476918
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>>86476910
...With that build? Snrk.
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>>86476918
>>86476978
(me joining in)
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>boymu got a hemipenes
h-hot
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>>86476348
(Reverse Melanin technique...I can't believe it worked...)
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It’s me.
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>>86476954
I guess it's pushing into territory you're uncomfortable with since you're normally all in for meta talk. I'll drop it.
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>>86476959
It's not bad whatsoever! It was great. More than great! Probably the most amazing time I had here ever! ..............but for that reason having someone else look at what happened back then makes me flustered to no end..... my face is already getting red thinking about it...
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>>86476982
Yup! You wanna find out where I put all my points into in order for me to get so strong...? If you do, you should get reaaaaaal close!
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>>86474321
She's funny.
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>>86476987
good he got two holes
if he's playing the girl another anon can join in too
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>>86476999
Oh my! My darling... Yamcha? Have you finally come to gallantly sweep me off my feet? Kyaaah! SO bold! This is much better than that time you tried to assault me!
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>>86477005
Your reverse psychology is working wonders right now
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>>86477047
Not into loli non, sorry! I hope you find what you are looking for though :)
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>that
>loli
He's ragebaiting
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>>86476933
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>>86476933
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/akg/ here too. How active is this place?
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>>86477158
0
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>>86477009
Hooooo-h~? The team anchor finally has some combat merit under their belt? My, my...
>Well, with an offer like that, how could a fellow demon refuse? With an Inflection in the voice that reeked more of subtle sarcasm than any actual interest in the Healer's boasts, the pink-haired Succubus was already floating on over, resisting the urge to jab a finger right down the middle of the goober's skull.
Do tell, do tell! The Dark Assembly only has so many pity stats to give out, as you know...
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>>86477058
I'm being absolutely honest of not wanting anyone to see that. Although in hindsight I really, really shouldn't have specified the month... hahhh I got too flustered from the thought of someone checking out my stuff...

>>86477158
Another one... moderately active me thiiiinks. Usually around these times it's the most active.
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>>86476826
I used to like double but the actual paranoid schizo stuff put me off.
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>>86476612
Slapping, groping, pulling, massaging, kissing, oiling perhaps! Suckling sure, but I don’t think anything’s gonna come out…except Lapis, she can dispense water with hers! Cute dooby do dere, by the way~
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Abusing cursed speech. Which kind of falls into "those" kinks. Brainwashing, mind-control, corruption, hypnosis. Hot, super hot.
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>>86477158
5-hour threads during shitposting waves (30% of the time)
9-hour threads during normal times (50% of the time)
15-hour threads during dead times (20% of the time)
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>>86477185
Which ava is this?
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>>86477199
It's the opposite for me.
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>>86476952
>She looks at you with disgust.
Did I tell you to sit up?
>By the balls, she pulls you back down. She squeezes the head of your dick in her fist, beating your floppy meat until it doesn't swing around anymore, then squeezing the tip till foam bubbles out between her fingers. The fat at the bottom of her thumb squishes your head around in its sheath of foreskin.
Your cock is so noisy, sticky and gross! Ugh...
>The webbing of cum on her five spread fingers offends her, but at least she doesn't take it out on your balls. Two fingertips are stilm gently twisting them around, scratching at the back of your sac as if a reward was due. She holds your cock and pumps it, but those nuts are her two favorite dudes: a long, parting kiss is in store for your left and right nut, then she squats closer to you so she can pump your dick real hard.
This is what you wanted, right? Wait, no, it was a blowjob. Ugh. Hold my hair, would you?
>There's still a glimmer of her early hesitance. A lump goes down her throat. But, as soon as she grabs those balls, it's not such a big deal anymore. Mouth open, eyes shut, she goes all the way down and gets as close to those balls as possible, gagging up spit like it's nothing. One motion back gives her time to take a breath, and then she completely submerges herself again. There's no famcy tongueplay at all: you can just feel the fat of it raised against your shaft, slightly bent and twitching against you like the leg of a woman who just came. Even with you lodged in the back of her throat, she's playing way more with your balls.
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>>86477139
Nigga she’s like 7 or 8 in that picture. Too young for me.
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>>86477254
Wrong, she's 12. Don't use the n word.
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>>86477185
Yeah, yeah! So, see...The thing is...
>As soon as the Succubus floats over to him, he happily waves one of those cuff-anchored hands downwards, as if to beckon her closer so that he can whisper! A healer's strength /is/ an important secret, after all! And if she leans in closer...
It's actually...This!
>He grasps at her wrist, and brings it to the most demonic of places--his clothed crotch! And yet, it's difficult for her to judge the size of the dick that's beneath those clothes. At the base of it? Sure, it seems like a standard size for a dick, if at least a bit wider than average. But then...he slides her hand down. Inch by inch, nice and slow. Whenever she thinks that thing can't get any bigger, there's at /least/ another few inches that follow to prove her wrong--proof that ends riiiight at the swollen, sensitive tip!
...See? It's a really good place to put all my points, isn't it? I kept grinding the Chara World a /whoooole/ lot to make this happen! I'd say it was worth it, don't you?
>As he talks, that thing throbs beneath her grasp, time and time again...
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Leave Chichi’s womb to me.
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>>86477271
Don’t tell me what to do, and EVEN if she is 11 or 12 it’s still too young for me but I see you never intended to play in the first place, just stirr up shit. Have a good night fuckass
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>>86477311
Doesn’t that belong to Gohan?
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>>86476933
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>>86477316
Calm down and learn to discuss things like the grown man you are. Acting like a hysterical woman when you're wrong is something you need to purge out of your system asap.
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>>86477316
nah tell that shit like it is gobbo
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>>86477311
He definitely loses to Chichi's pussy within a panel
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>>86477210
15 hour threads are the norm now
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>>86477393
maybe if feels like 15 hours when you've got ADHD lol
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>>86477391
My kind of instant loss.
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>>86477335
You’re the one fiending after underage anime girls and I’m in the wrong? Baby you need to take a long look at yourself, next time you are in the bathroom lift the seat so you can see how big a piece of shit you are
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>>86477417
Your typo's cute so I'll spare you my wrath for tonight
>huggu
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These are the posts that make me believe Gobbo is just lying about his life and he's underage.
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>>86477439
I raffed. He's so funny when he spergs out over the most inane shit.
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I have a hard time believing Gobbo is medicated between his pity party meltdown a few days ago and this.
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>>86477420
Projecting, using insults and moral grandstanding on /erp/ are three strikes in one swing. I'm not your father and I'm not here to teach you how to behave like a man. Good luck with your life.
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>>86476896
>you make being an ava sound so unhealthy lol
Not incorrectly, why do you think so many burn out or leave from shitposting?
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>>86477476
>all men should fuck underage girls
what in the actual shit are you talking about
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>>86477476
kill yourself /hg/ pedophile
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>>86477508
The truth is, most are burnt out because they've been doing this for a year+ and the novelty has worn, like any other hobby. Shitposters actually have very little contribution to a person's greater motivations.
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It's so obvious he's the tepig anon but none of the shitposters bring it up so now I think I'm wrong
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>>86477538
The what?...
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>>86477439
>>86477452
>>86477476
Concerny, Kira or whichever pathetic faggot you are, you aren’t worth my time. In the end I am here to roleplay in a ERP thread and you are just an overgrown man-child with a toy badge trying to police the threads. How does it feel that I’ve procreated while you’ve just bred your hand? 31 flavors and you choose to be a salty little bitch
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Idk what is going on in this thread but I want to be forcefully fucked and drained by big tits women
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>>86477297
Hmmm~? Do speak up now, dear...
>Right, right, ever the theatrical one. How quickly the urge to roll her eyes back in her head came to the forefront of her mind. Fine, fine; Humor the idiot just this once. Begrudgingly, she'd make the lean into his personal space, expecting something juicy! A forbidden weapon? An Overlord's Seal? Perhaps he'd become a Soul Stealer and was actively siphoning demons' life force to use as Innocents for his being!
>No, indeed, that had of hers found itself running for the hills of his drawers. Typical. Obvious. I mean, duh, you're a succubus! You know how many people are busy staring at your ass from your 6 o'clock, especially when they're working the backline? Only then did she let her eyes roll, any illusion of silk in her voice vanishing into a deadpan stare past their hair and into their obscured eyes.
Anything but straightforward with your roundabout lapses. You've a solid dick, but I fail to-
>Then, she'd pause, that hand of hers working further down...and down...and down. For someone like her, she didn't need to visually see the monster that truly lied underneath. As if the schematics were all but downloaded into her brain and echoed along the most carnal instincts of her mind from a mere touch, her breath would hitch for a spell before she found herself finally able to not stumble over her words.
...See.
A-Ahem. Yes, I...do see the difference! It's... certainly something...
>Pull back.
>It echoed deep in her mind, that command. She knew it to be true and just, the most viable choice she could make, and yet...that idle throb felt itself growing louder in her ears. Beyond his voice...or her own.
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>>86477559
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/86270445/#86278321
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>>86477623
Yeah that's him.
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>>86477248
I was just trying to–Ow, ow, ow! Sorry, sorry. I didn't want you getting bored!
>Anon winces, dragged back down by the root of his fat pouch. He sits and does exactly as he's told, rolling his thumbs across your temples, then sliding them around the back of your head to scoop your hair into a makeshift ponytail. A sigh of relief drops his shoulders once the punishment has ended. Some people... Where do they get off, interrupting dates between a girl and her two favorite men in the world? He's really only here to drive the limo and shut up. Lips zipped, legs manspread in resignation, he lets the two real studs of the grace your sight. The one on the left, big, tan and hunky... The stud on the right, taller, heavier and with a fatty oblong shape... both of them roll and squeeze back against your grip like you're churning butter. The distraction up above is short-lived as throating anon's meat leads to a whole lot of erratic quivering from his cock. A dick like that would seriously learn a thing or two from how balls act instead. Anon's twitching dick meat releases its load inside your mouth, getting a few ropes to hit the back of your neck while the rest goes wherever you want. It's only once that dick is drained that it settles back on top of the real prize here: cradled on top of anon's still gloriously overweight and low-hanging testes.
>Anon CLAPS his hands super loud as a thank you for the dicksuck, before realizing his blunder and gesturing, 'oh, oh right, my bad' and offering a handshake instead. Thanks, anon!
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Can I be the Curse Maker?
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>>86477617
What other characters do you play?
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>>86477686
Only if you accept the idea you will NEVER reach the Next Stage
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>>86477686
Built for F.O.E rape
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>>86477677
EHHH???? All done?! Just when I got to the dick?!
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>>86477535
Yeah but directly we can look at some that got sperged out over the most and them showing up less. Unless you think avas "happen" to vanish when shitposting picks up like last night.
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>>86477188
huh? where is it?
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>>86477812
Cummies in your mouth! Cummies in your mouth, cummies in your mouth. Balls are better than dick, no? Dicks are scary... I didn't want to trigger any anxiety since your "N-no!" really sounded like it came from the pit of your anxious tummy.
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>>86477720
I could if I took some levels in Calculator.
>>86477801
Failed to land Sapping F.O.E.
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>>86477894
I got a total nosebleed from the session and I thank you for playing into it my handsome-cocked friend. If it pleases you, take this coupon for ragebait plapsex.
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>>86477617
>He waited for her response with bated breath! Beneath his bangs, his gaze watched her face, studying for any signs of weakness, and when she finally /did/ respond...
Yay~!
>Sure, he might have smiled and even hopped a bit in joy! But neither of those things were probably the most important reactions to her, were they?

>Throb.

>That throb, so strong that it made the clothing in front of his cock rustle, pushed against her hand and emphasized the primal need that was beneath his clothing, a need that mixed with the absurd hardness of his cock to show his arousal. But it was only fair that he was so aroused, right? After all, the Succubus class was always guaranteed to arouse anyone on the map, and being so close to her meant that the poor, innocent little Clergy was forced to bear the brunt of it! And, well...She'd be forced to bear the brunt of his arousal, too.

Hey, hey...

>He tries to get her attention with a few soft words, but that's probably not enough. Not with how he keeps ruining her mind by making her hand rub up and down along the length of his cock, both to reinforce the length of it and /force/ her fingers to trail along each of the veins that adorned that hard, throbbing shaft. That's why he chooses to do so in another way, too--by reaching around her waist so that he can rest his hand upon her ass! It's just so that he can pull her closer, of course. The fact that his hand squeezes so greedily into her bare asscheeks that the excess flesh spills between his fingers is totally unintentional.
...You should get a closer look at it, don't you think? Or...maybe I could give you a hands-on demonstration of how powerful it is when I attack someone's insides with it...? What do you think...?

(Now! I don't thiiiiiink we're gonna finish this up before I get pulled away for an event in an hour, so we can either stop juuust before the naughty stuff here and continue tomorrow or keep going until I gotta go! Up to you!)
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>>86477958
You're so attractive when you're this hyper and horny. You bounce all over the place, your writing style is so vivid and you're always doing things anonymously whenever you feel like it. It's so attractive <3. I can really picture you barging into my apartment and sucking me off on a whim before getting bored and leaving after a quick peace sign.

>I grab the coupon from you, checking it over front to back.

I LOVE having one of these. Any conditions or limits I should know about first?
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>>86476933
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Angel was dropped...
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>>86478026
The lack of limits imposed on myself is what makes it safe to give away so freely. If you use it when I'm simply unavailable, at work, whatever, I might take a long time to reply to you. But I think you also understand that being pulled away from one of my numerous yappy 4chan conversations to get spontaneously dicked down is just something I'd play into on principle.

>Gibes your penis a little kiss, lifts your boxers up halfway to tuck him in, then give him one last smooch goodnight assuming he doesn't rape me in the next post
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>>86478139
Oh well...maybe the connection went out or they got pulled away. Not the end of the world.
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>>86476933
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>>86477843
Pfffff... ain't telling ya how to search for it! Although I'm sure you'll put two and two together eventually.
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>>86478153
>I wipe the trickle of blood under your nose, kissing your forehead while I hug your face to my steamy, post-suckies junk.

And do you swear to honor this coupon, on your life?

>I keep it intentionally within reach if you want to take it back. I would never hold a grudge against you if you did, but you've just done something very very VERY crazy to me, maybe without even knowing. Themes of "free coupon for whatever sex you want" (Valid for one time only) are my drug.
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>>86476933
Tanned, fit, sporty. A total goonette for total losers
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>>86477999
(Ack! Looks like that "hour"'s turned into "now" due to timezones! Let's /definitely/ continue tomorrow--I'll be back before I go to sleep so I can reply to whatever agreement or disagreement or reschedule you post!!!)
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>>86478307
>I look up into your eyes (from below).
I swear to honor this coupon, on my life.

...and although this is just a suggestion, I would like to point out that I have a completely unused Rapunzel folder. Naturally I would rather you followed your passion...
>I twirl my hair and look away
...but if I can poison the well just a little, you should know my folder's there, aching and waiting for you.
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>>86477999
>T-The Chara World, was it? Yes, it was noted that such a place could enhance one's physical capabilities beyond the standard laissez-faire of simple, monotonous grinding, but this?! How many rolls? How many hours? How much wasted mana? How many reincarnations?! Surely, redistribution of stats couldn't equate to a literal physical build of (this) caliber! That couldn't...it wasn't...b-but...!
>[Weapon = Staff(?) - Clergy's ???]
>[Description - "Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand."]
>[Stats - Unknown...]
>J-Just how long was this bastard keeping such a...s-such an abhorrent...b-beastly thing~? How long was it eagerly waiting...d-desperate to find itself nestling in the unfathomable softness of her touch...s-smearing its stuffy scent directly along her-
!
>It was the firm grip that sank into the meat of her buttocks and pulled her closer in that woke the Succubus up to the strands of drool that'd since run down her chin, sights fixed and unable to physically peel away from the Clergy. Those heavy, powerful throbs were but a bassline and chorus working in stereo to deafen the rationality that would've reaffirmed her otherwise, and that stupid voice of his dripping down into her ears like the backing vocals? Cute, as he was, but such was merely a ploy of what she truly (heard), so to speak. Nay, what was before her was nary a healer, but a siren wearing the skin of such, and his grip was far too potent in reaching into every lascivious cell in her being...
...T-That's...
>H-Hesitation? Her!? N-No...NO! She was a Succubus, dammit! This was quite literally her bread and butter! Ever so hastily, she'd force herself to shake off the sudden bout of unrefined shock and wipe the drool from her face with a free hand. Collect yourself, dammit. Collect yourself. It...could be a bluff! Yeah! Gag weapons and all!
Hands-on. I fail to see the practicality in going to the front lines naked, then getting your...t-thing blasted off.
>"Thing"...y-yeah...
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>>86474381
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>>86478408
aye, tomorrow'll do, need that gal fucked hard
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>>86476933
Kingu...
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>>86478493
Who are you?
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>>86478493
Do it fart?
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>>86478493
NayAnon?
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Get it it's funny because he's spamming questions.
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>>86478562
hi
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>>86478601
NOW it's funny.
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>>86478601
It's funny when you seethe over anons doing innocuous things.
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>>86478464
I know. I know.
>I grab your hand and FORCE our fingers to interlock. It's too late to regret this. My hand clutches yours, my fingers interlock in the gaps between yours. I grab you so hard I can feel our palms talking to each other from the pounding of my heart. You're gonna totally hate me for this. Totally, totally, totally, totally. I squeeze and squeeze, smooching your forehead and both your cheeks and your neck and your collar.
I know, I know, I know, I know. You can poison the well as much as you'd like, but if you look in that well–

>Ah, that thing you call passion: bubbling, boiling, molten and viscous. Isn't this well just a volcano? Trying to poison it is sorta, just... Eeeh...

On Rule34, her tag is veronica_(lemonadepikachu). Some of the art is a little goofy, but you can ignore that or not. It's you. Just be a totally lovestruck size queen. Be super bitchy. Be really smug and possessive and–

>I dig a finger into your brain and slide your "Affection Meter" aaaaall the way up. I max it out at 100, then I edit the value and set it at 999. Mm... Might as well add an extra 9 in there. There we go.

9999/100.

Love bombing. Insane affection play. I'm so stupid I've been calling her Vanessa like an idiot, when her name is actually Veronica. Here, your coupon.

>I slide it between your boobies.

Veronica-post at me, so I can (love) rape you until I don't have any cum left in my balls.
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>>86477151
Everyone missed Tharja....
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>>86478677
And?
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>>86478641
When are you usually active?
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>>86478677
NO ONE did. Not even a ''Hello, welcome back''. Say it since you already replied to me.
>>86478273
What would you write with a Skadi? She was one of my first-ever 6-star, so she'll always be one of my favs... I really like the Abyssal Hunters in general. Not tonight though, I'm sleepy and bored.
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>>86476933
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>>86478672
W-woah. That picture is vintage merch. I'll turn my computer back on...
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>>86477612
I’m into soft femdom and reverse rape
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>>86478734
in general, pretty much all day. operating on a pop in whenever basis desu.
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>>86478786
Yeah. You're my little treasure for tonight. Thanks for spending your time with me. Let's lovebomb each other until it's unhealthy and fuck for as long as we can go. I'll start with a tiny little opener for the pretext of a plot where I can also indulge in some idiotic power fantasy. The most undeserved-deserved "good job, you defeated the evil dragon and won the Queen's heart! Now you get unlimited happiness and sex forever!"
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>>86478760
Nice hat.
>yoinks it and uses it as a wonton wrapper
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>>86478760
Hello, welcome back
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>>86478760
Im not that anon but I would like with a futa grani but that's not everyone's taste. Whatever you do make sure you make Skadi completely shameless being naked however becomes a blushing maiden if you take off her hat as she feels naked without it.
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G-guys.These two bosses replaced the Gargoyles in my Dark Souls Randomizr run. Send help.
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>>86478877
I don't know what that is.
>>86478922
Did you miss me?
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>>86478943
As far as fart RP goes this is Shakespeare.
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>>86478943
/erp/ could never compare.
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>>86478951
Randomizer runs are so masochistic all I can say is good luck.
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>>86478943
I don't think we can top that writing.
>>86478951
Rip anon
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>>86478955
Yeah. I'm not always here but when I am I like seeing you be cute and gush over what's gotten your focus lately.
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>>86478955
>flick
hello, hello, how have you been?
also, saturday?
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Troonsei spotted in /GYWB/
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/86468911/#q86473905
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>>86478672
>>86478786
>>86478843
>Because it's what you deserve, you get slap-slap-slapped three times across the face, then I put my glove back on before turning around on my tipietoes to wiggle my butt on your nose, coochie resting right on the tip. Crushingly, I sit straight down on your lap soon after. Your doubtlessly huge monster cock (would I love you otherwise?) is probably bent sideways in a U shape in your pants like a springboard you wish would send me flying sideways onto the bedsheets, clutching them, meekly staring over my shoulder with big eyes like watery saucers begging you to not (?) rape me. But it doesn't. Your dick isn't that strong. The fact is your dick could have more throbbing veins on it than a hundred anger_symbol emojis and I'm just going to keep bouncing on it, in all of its stiff bentness, like there's a bone I could break inside of there. By now the bedsprings are creaking, yet somehow your dick hasn't broken yet: it springs out to the side, so I have to lift one of my legs like a dog just to let it clap against my hairy pink pubed, always-dripping snatch. Plump thighs in stockings plus a doughy gut brought about from depression eating--which I blame on you because I only do it when I think about how I'm somehow not pregnant yet--almost COMPLETELY smother your giant throbbing monster-slaying member, all of it but about an inch in the middle of the shaft in front of my belly button just because your erection manages to lift my gut up that much. I dotingly rub my finger around on that patch of exposed flesh as I continue to squirm around with my big fat cheeks in your lap.

Ranceyshamceywanceysmoopiewoopiekins, my one and only true true true soul-mate-and-looOOOOooove! WHY is my womb empty? Am I not GOOD ENOUGH for you?

>I grab your chin and the top of your head, twist your face towards me, and give you one billion kisses that leave your face as smooth as a mannequin in a clothing store. And then I take my glove off and slap you.
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>>86478469
Fuck off azula
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>>86478950
>but that's not everyone's taste
I agree. I only really like straight pairings like, most of the time, so if I were to write her for you, I was thinking something simpler, like Skadi and your shameless (male) self-insert. It's fun to pick up characters at random for people if I happen to be familiar with them.
>>86478997
I'm always cute. I've actually been getting back into Attack on Titan mostly and a bit of CSM.
>>86479131
Oh hey there you are. Hm, good for the most part, this week has been very calm so far. Although I'm getting busier with uni stuff. But yeah, Saturday works. How have YOU been?
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>>86479206
Who cares?
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>>86479271
Don't respond if you don't care, non.
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>>86479286
I dunno I'm curious about who cares too.
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>>86476933
(For horny porn-brained gooner stuff or character writing. I love them all.)
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>>86479286
I care enough to ask why you think anyone here cares.
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>>86479206
They used to post here, yeah? Shame they gave up.
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>>86479270
indeed i am, hanging onto the waking world for a few more minutes before i fade.
hm, good, thats rather good. me, i had to hand in an assignment that i'd been working on for a time, that went well, and next week i've got an exam for another thing i'm doing. so, well enough there, should likely be able to manage.
asides from that, i'm still in quite the great spirits, ha, i'm fortunate in that.
and, very well then, that day it shall be.
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>>86479270
>Skadi and your shameless (male) self-insert
thats fine by me
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>>86479340
https://youtu.be/7kNVHLyJUsM?t=6
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>NO YOU DO HAVE TO CARE BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO START A THREAD WAR AND I NEED PEOPLE TO BLAME THE SHITPOSTING ON INSTEAD OF MYSELF
Boring. I'm not giving you a (You) for that.
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>>86479442
Melty. It's never that deep.
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>>86479270
Not true, sometimes you're just a brat. I always thought it was funny how Isayama made a lot of the humans look ugly but put in 200% when it came to drawing the Titans, they were gorgeous in a 'horrific monster' sort of way.
>CSM
Not surprising.. Hope you enjoy it.
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>>86479131
Also since it's been a while, I had a super weird dream a couple of days ago. I dreamed that I was sleeping, and I kept waking up in my dream and falling asleep again, all while still in my dream and inside my room. I remember closing the drawer of my nightstand before falling back ''asleep'' then looking outside my window to see myself. And that's pretty much it. I don't remember what happened next or if anything happened at all. Sounds like a nightmare now that I type it out, but it really wasn't.
>>86479358
Look at you posting your reply faster than me. You've been busier than me then, I mean, I had an assignment too. I don't like doing them with people I don't know, but everything went perfectly, actually. Good luck with your exam. I feel like we've already had this convo I just had a deja vu. Anyway, I'll see you on Saturday then. I'll be going to sleep soon too.
>>86479364
Great, now you know who to bug for a scene with Skadi. I'm usually around earlier than this though, it's pretty late for me rn, in fact...
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>>86479442
If we wanted to start a thread war we'd just laugh about how Tharja got ignored and had to bring up their name because nobody cares to remember their trip.
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>>86479206
Who is this retard that keeps bringing up /gywb/ today?
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>>86479206
What is gywb?
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>>86479527
She didn't do that?
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>>86479546
Thread where people with AGP roleplay as Girls You (they) Wanna Be, (GYWB). Most roleplay there is low quality, but there are some hidden gems I've seen from lurking. They seem to prefer first-person last time I checked.
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>>86479455
But those two don't contradict each other.
>I always thought it was funny how Isayama made a lot of the humans look ugly but put in 200% when it came to drawing the Titans, they were gorgeous in a 'horrific monster' sort of way.
I actually can't think of an ugly-ugly character, pretty much the entire cast is gorgeous or normal... Everyone's a bit uglier on the manga, though that much is true. The anime looks so much better.
>Hope you enjoy it.
I heard the ending is terrible, like super bad. But I mean, coming from AoT's how bad can it be?
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Yuck it still fucking stinks in here. At least wash your dicks you bitchless fags.
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>>86479552
See how easy it would be? Then we'd have some 5 hour argument about how it was clearly them on Anon bringing up their name and how they're upset that nobody remembered their trip. Frankly I don't really care though.
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>>86479606
Based perspectiveanon.
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>>86479219
You're not GOOD enough! You're EVIL! And you're MEAN! And you're CRAZY! That's what everyone in your kingdom says!

>Smack, smack, smack. Third rate metal like BRONZE is so underrated: not as flashy and dazzling as gold, nor as stable and reliable as silver. Bronze is the worst, and my sun-kissed bronzed cheek takes on your abuse as you SLAP me. Not a pretend-slap either, a regal CLAP right to my cheek which does make your hand pulse like *doki doki* from the pain. Either way, those slaps–almost a dozen by now–have managed to ignite a rush of crimson on my face.

I'm not one to listen to random people complaining about someone in a REALLY tough and difficult position, but on the VERY first day–!

>The first. The FIRST day after I entered your kingdom, having killed the evil dragon that's been pillaging your kingdom, burning crops and stealing riches for the last 1000 years, I saw you punt out your super kind and nice GOLD-haired boyfriend from the top window of your tower. I SAW IT, Veronica (Double) with my OWN eyes! I saw him crash-land on his face and ask, "why?" Learning he'd been your boyfriend of almost 3 years!

I saw what you did to your boyfriend! What kind of woman does that to her sweet, kind and gentle lover!? I talked to him took, he was really sweet!

>But fuck me, you evil BITCH! I scoop your belly chub with both my hands, kneading your dough to reshape your evil-woman tummy to my whims. You keep binge eating and just making yourself softer and softer, weighing like 200 pounds in my lap. I shuffle your LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE-handles around with my dragon-slayer hands. I pinch 'em both, nestling my cheek against yours in righteous, CHAOTIC GOOD admonishment.

Don't be evil. Stop being evil. You're a Queen! Your people need you, so stop being evil and mean and cruel!

(MY WIFE!!!!!!)
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>>86479321
>Steals that Silver pic.
If I didn't have to be up so early tomorrow for work, I'd offer something/continue. So uh...take this!
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Why is Shitsuna trying to start shit with /gywb/? Go to sleep pagpag King.
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>>86479494
hm, no i get it. its an odd dream, and it does sound like it could have been a nightmare had you been disoriented, but i can get it not being some terrifying either.
its a pity that the mind appears prone to forgets such big parts of a dream. i had one yesternight, though it wasn't very interesting, nor quite so well connected as the one you say. it was something about some settlement, there having been an election, then i saw a girl and two groups fighting. nonsense, really, but well, its what i remember.
just a smidge... i'd been drawing a little too these past few days and, yes its... generally not ideal to have to work in group projects with strangers, but sometimes there's just not much of an option. good that it went well though, and thanks.
...probably have actually, ha, oh well. i'll be taking my leave as well now, see you then.
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>>86479219
>After one really hard !SLAP! to my face, I catch your massive pink face-plungers (lips) and MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH you so hard I get bubblegum to leak out of your ears. Again, you evil bitch. My lips mash against yours, tasting like sea salt. I perform CPR on your brain, sucking and tugging on your mouth and lips with a whole bunch of brain-compressions.

>What a GUT. My cock boings you up and down–your personal Reuther board that I swear is so spring-loaded and stupidly OP with MAX STATS that it can *boing!* you hard enough to make your fat ass leave my lap, then crash-land to catch my spandex-stretched cock on the other side coming down and U-shape curve it all the way across my opposite thigh.

...You know what, on second thought, I love you exactly the way you are. So forget all that! Love me instead! Love me, love me, love me until you go crazy!

>ORA! I squeeze your FAT stress-eating binge-chubbed belly and SUPLEX you skull-first into the creaking bedsprings. With your fat ass pointing up to the ceiling and your legs comically hanging near your ankles, I MOUNT our nuptial bed, drag my tight, hero spandex-pants down and let my MAX LEVEL shoot out! Spring-loaded like a RB (because you did look up Reuther board, right?) precum gets flung around the walls and splatter on some of your date pictures. All of which have X marked over where your sweet goldie-haired boyfriend used to be.

DOUBLE, I mean... VERONICA! I'm going to give you a million, hundred, thousand, dozen dragonslayer babies! Or whatever! I LOVE YOU!

(MY WIFE!!!!!)
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>>86479219
>I lean fully forward into your raised-up ass, draaaaaaaaaaaagging my COCK across your cotton-panty covered coochiewoochie. Women need to be bullied to fall even deeper in love, so I fling my spring-board powered cock down and THWAP THWAP THWAP, clap it off your clothed pussy, sliding it across your super soft cotton-slit, before... WHAP! ONE big spank on your butt. Don't cry because I spanked you, alright? We're going to change positions and you can slap me a ton later. But yeah, ONE big spank on your butt, then my finger pinches the band of your cotton panties and I slide them to the side. Hot, hot, hot, HOT forest of bubblegum candy-pink pubes! So hot that I don't even think! I slide my cock INSIDE of you, between your walls, inside, inside, inside your gummy pink cavern, Veronica! And it keeps going, and going, and– YEAH! START MAKING RETARDED "Ouugh, ouugh, OUUUGHHHH" sounds now! Come on!–and deeper, until your special, sweet, precious, LOVEY-DOVEY wombey gets the most romantic, lovey-dovey filled kiss in the world. My bloated, big, dumb, stupid, glans press against your cervix (heart-shaped by the way) and we kiss, inside of you. Super deep inside you. I was your first kiss that deep. And when kissing, eye contact is important, so I look down at you, hunch over to grab your hands and lock our fingers together while I'm deep inside of you.

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love! So stop being evil! Or, no. Keep being evil, but stop being crazy! No, keep being crazy and keep being evil and keep being cruel and keep being you, you, you, you, you FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!

>MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(Don't write a lot!! Just keep love bombing and being crazy! More, more, more, more, more, more, MORE!)
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>>86479588
It's like a tipping scale for me. Too much brattiness outweighs the cuteness.
>Everyone's a bit uglier on the manga, though that much is true. The anime looks so much better.
Seriously. They did their best with so little to work with, even if later seasons started trying to copy Isayama's style a little too much.
>But I mean, coming from AoT's how bad can it be?
Part 1's ending is fine. Part 2's ending.. it's pretty weak, but when you have to take in everything you read beforehand? It's shit. Both Part 2 and AoT's endings are like two dudes trying to see who can drill their way to the center of the earth first.
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>>86479321
What happened to the one you had
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>>86479730
Maybe they finally got tired of doing the same old thing and wanted something new to shit about.
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>Turning down this
Fellas, what was Gobbo thinking?
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>>86479206
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>>86479991
Gobbo is a gentleman. He wishes not to cuck Yamcha of his wife.
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>>86479991
He didn't want to lose face from getting dominated by a kid



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