Get in shape, you fat fucks
>>2823044Fuck fightingI'm here to fuck
>>2823045It's not fighting unless you enter a competition.In training, it's just exercising and playful sparring. And it's a good time with the boys because Thai trainers all like to banter.Train by day, fuck by night, no reason why those activities would not be compatible.
>>2823044Where are you cunt? I'll fight you then fuck you
>>2823044I'm not scared about getting a dick in my mouth
>>2823050Redpill me on getting a (legit) muay thai visa for a year with the best budget friendly gym
ten years ago thai women were almost universally either skinny or fitnow half of them are slopbagswhat happened?
>>2823061Globalism. Jeets, nogs, and other browns found out about Thailand. The early 2000’s were the last of the good times when it was exclusively a white man’s playground with white mans standards. Brownoids will pay money to fuck anything with a wet hole.
>>2823044Martial arts are a surrogate activity for manfaggots lmao. If I’m not having sex I lay around and drink and eat tasty slop. I’m not huffing and puffing with a bunch of other sweaty faggots in a gym
>>2823057No, because I haven't done that myself (yet). I'm gonna do it next year as well though I think.Don't do the education visa as now you can get the DTV visa for muay thai which is a lot cheaper and less strict. From what I've seen, it should cost less than 30K baht total. As for gyms, don't pay for a program upfront before trying it out first. There's a huge difference between the quality of the trainers in different gyms. You want a gym that pushes you while spending time to perfect your technique. At first, I tried two gyms in BKK where the prices were 500 for a group class (very few people train during the day anyway, so it's basically private) and 800 for a proper private lesson, they were only so and so and I wasn't satisfied. Then I went to a gym in Chiang Mai and I got private classes for only 400 baht per hour with quality trainers that pushed me to my limits. just get the visa service seperate and then find a gym that you like. The easiest way to do it I guess, is to go to one of those famous huge gyms that are internationally known and they have fully worked out programs, but I don't like those places because they have a corporate feel to them since they cater so much to farangs and I don't want to be around the farangs that are atracted to that style. it's unironicaly very kino to train muay thai during the day, get a massage in the afternoon where the aunties are giggling and complimenting your physique, eat ungodly amounts of delicious thai food in the evening and then at night, fall asleep next to your slim thai gf after cooming a couple of times in her.
>>2823061Thai women are getting spoiled by the cashflow from their paypigs. They spend their days in the air conditioning, they slurp down sugar-laden beverages, and they stuff their face with big piles of food on the regular.
How prevalent are mushrooms? Is it just in BKK/Pattaya?
How come thai don’t treat westerners like gods anymore? I swear I feel like the chinese are treated better.
>>2823097>How come thai don’t treat westerners like gods anymore?Real. Other SEA countries do though. Fuck TH
>>2823061>what happened?They started eating Western and Western-inspired food. You should see Asian girls in America. Years ago, they also used to be skinny (when they ate their own food). Now they are all fat as Hispanic woman.
>>2823097Because they found out that westerners are cheapskates compared to east asians or gulf state arabs.Why would you simp for people trying to stay on a budget?
>>2823131>GDP continues to fallGreat strat dude, most of east asia is becoming poorer due to demographics issue.
>>2823128>worked for the university and he had like 3 of themHe wouldn't be able to afford it on a university salary unless it was a private university he owned.
>>2823146Old money? Chiang Mai should also be cheaper than BKK.
>>2823146>has affairs with the prettiest students in his class>they don't ask any money from him>they graduate with top grades>his wives don't care as long as he stays discreet>90% of Thai vehicles have blacked-out tinted windshields and front windows. You can't see the driver when the sun is shining down from overhead.Based Thai professor
>>2823132The tourist ripoff zones in Thailand are much, much smaller than you think. Thai population centers. The mueang is the official designation for a township of land with a town center. Thailand has no town limits.
Forgot to finish. You will see radically depressed prices all across the country. I always booked two nights at a time for the cheaper properties.
500 baht per night should be your median. Anything below that is low-priced. Anything above that is high-priced.
>>2823128Nigga wtf is this shit? I don't want a wife, I just want a brief fling with some slut. Don't care if the date costs money, as long as it's not a prostitute. Just want a real person
>>2823202OYO are the most dogshit hotels ever
Does anyone know how I can get a 6 month Thailand visa? Ideally I'd like to travel around the country a bit, check out a few gyms (probably a month each in different cities) before settling down at one for the last three months. Or if the visa is tied to the gym then I don't mind staying at just one. Thanks
>>2823202>500 baht per night should be your median. Anything below that is low-priced. Anything above that is high-priced.This is so true (outside BKK). I have a decent amount of money to spend. I can spend maybe 2k THB per day indefinitely. But I'm not a prissy faggot so I keep it 500 because men shouldn't be pampered weaklings. 500 gets you a simple, safe, clean room with A/C. The 500 rooms are also surprisingly uniform. Doesn't matter what province you're in they look almost identical >>2823250>OYO are the most dogshit hotels everAgreed. I never book anything OYO no matter the price or pictures
>>2823117>>2823128I use tinder and have no problemI pay for restaurant and stuff that we both use, it's like a few dollars more added to the bills so it's whateverwhatever I don't use she pay, if she wants something at 711 for her she pays it unless i'm also taking onei'm a super stingy dude and we had some fight over itdepend on the girl tootraveling thailand with a thai is completely, completely different than being with non locals or alone trust methat alone is worth the price you spend her, the experience is really different (and better)>>2823209if you pay for sex in thailand, you're either old, ugly, or indians. it's not a huge orgy like people make you think online, it's way way easier to meet women that also wants sex though. you still have to make some effort, they are people too
Do the hired tutors offer much of a GFE and actual good time if im a decent looking mid 30s guy?Am i better off doing what this guy said and finding them on tinder?>>2823362
>>2823362You're right, I have the same experience as you. I've never met a girl who expected me to pay for more than my fair share. How old are you? I'm 22, so maybe it's like that only for the younger generation? I'm assuming anyone who says shit like ''you have to pay anyway'' is older or some bottom of the barrel white guy who has nothing else to offer. If a girl won't stay with you unless you play ATM for her, it's because of you and not because ''that's just how it is over here"
>>2823146>>2823163Dude had something going on. His main side chick was put up in the building I was staying in. Met him outside at some little restaurant next door when I was having my mid morning beer. Spoke damn near perfect English and French, he mistook me for a Frenchman when he sat next to me. Talked about seeing his mistress like he was dropping off the mail, not trying to brag or flex, very matter of fact. I don’t think I’ve met a man who had less fucks to give.
>>2823078I don't think psilocybe mushrooms are native to Thailand.>>2823097White brothers (perhaps with Maori admixture, from NZ) attack a traffic cop, steal his gun from him and then fire it off (by accident). Thais have lost their tolerance for drunken behavior coming from foreigners. The Chinese are much more disciplined drinkers who know that their government will punish them for misbehaving in a foreign country. And no, standing or walking in a group that diverts other pedestrian traffic around it is not "misbehaving".
>>2823379i'm 26>If a girl won't stay with you unless you play ATM for her, it's because of you and not because ''that's just how it is over here"yea i agree, at the same time i make 5 times her salary (and i'm still poor) so can't really tell her to come with me to a restaurant she wouldn't go and not payi think if you plan to stay with someone for more than a few days it's always worthwhile to have a short conversation about money, what you think is fair for you to pay and not pay, you're both adults and you gotta look out after your wallet too. she'll understand if shes a normal woman and not a prostitutecause if you don't talk about it you'll end up paying a few things here and there that adds up in the end, and you'll be boiling inside but you won't have the balls to say something (my experience at least)if she gets angry or leaves because of that, whatever she wasn't worth it and you probably have a line up of women waiting to meet you the same day on tinder
i have 17 days of vacation (+ weekend and december holidays it would be about 24 days). I am planning my trip to Thailand but i struggle to plan itinerary, because i want to see other SEA countries, but i dont know if its feasible. Bar girl friend i met year ago invites me, she wants to go to Phuket i dont want to (too many russians), Phiphi, Krabi - maybe i could go to Krabi. So choice is between normie like beach vacation or skip vacation altogether and see some war/history places (like Laos cave city). 3 itinerariesItinerary A – History & Culture (No Beach)7–9 Dec: Chiang Mai – Old City, Doi Suthep, Wat Phra Singh, markets10 Dec: Flight to Luang Prabang – evening Mount Phou Si11 Dec: Luang Prabang – Kuang Si Falls, temples12 Dec: Train to Vang Vieng – tubing / blue lagoon13 Dec: Train to Vientiane – evening city stroll14 Dec: Flight to Phonsavan – Plain of Jars site 1–315 Dec: Tham Piu Cave – late flight back to Vientiane, connect to Hanoi16–17 Dec: Hanoi – Old Quarter, Ho Chi Minh Mausoleum, One Pillar Pagoda, Hoa Lo Prison18 Dec: Ninh Binh day trip – Trang An boat caves19 Dec: Flight to Ho Chi Minh City – evening Ben Thanh market20 Dec: HCMC – War Remnants Museum, Independence Palace21 Dec: Cu Chi Tunnels half-day, evening flight to Siem Reap22 Dec: Angkor Wat sunrise + Angkor Thom + Ta Prohm23 Dec: Banteay Srei + Grand Circuit temples, evening flight to Bangkok24–26 Dec: Bangkok – temples, street food, nightlife27–28 Dec: Flex/buffer days in Bangkok or Ayutthaya day trip29–30 Dec: Bangkok – social time with friend31 Dec: New Year’s Eve celebrations in Bangkok1–2 Jan: Return flightcan you check if this itinerary if feasible at all? Any problems with it? Below i will post alternative plans
>>2823424Alternatives (itinerary A maybe too hectic. I can spend more time in one place if i skip Laos caves which are far from city)Itinerary B (Beach Skipped – Culture-Focused)7–9 Dec: Chiang Mai – Doi Suthep sunrise, Wat Phra Singh, night markets10 Dec: Fly to Luang Prabang – sunset at Mount Phou Si11 Dec: Luang Prabang – Kuang Si Falls, Old Town temples12 Dec: Train to Vang Vieng – tubing or karst viewpoints13 Dec: Train to Vientiane – riverside walk, Patuxai; evening flight to Hanoi14–15 Dec: Hanoi – Old Quarter, Train Street café, One Pillar Pagoda, Hoa Lo Prison16 Dec: Ninh Binh day trip – Trang An boat caves17 Dec: Flight to Ho Chi Minh City – evening market18 Dec: HCMC – War Remnants Museum + Cu Chi Tunnels19 Dec: Flight to Siem Reap – Angkor Wat + Angkor Thom20 Dec: Banteay Srei + Grand Circuit; evening flight to Bangkok21–23 Dec: Bangkok – temples, street food, river boat trip24–30 Dec: Bangkok – social days with friend, optional day trips (Ayutthaya or Kanchanaburi)31 Dec: New Year’s Eve celebration in Bangkok1–2 Jan: Fly backItinerary C – Thailand Only (Laid-back)7–9 Dec: Chiang Mai – Doi Suthep, Wat Phra Singh10–11 Dec: Pai – canyon, hot springs, night street12 Dec: Return to Chiang Mai transfer to Sukhothai13–14 Dec: Sukhothai Historical Park – bike through ruins15 Dec: Travel Sukhothai Bangkok – evening food tour16–18 Dec: Bangkok – Grand Palace, Wat Pho, Chinatown19 Dec: Flight to Krabi – transfer to Railay20–22 Dec: Krabi – island-hopping, beach day23–24 Dec: Ferry to Phi Phi – Maya Bay, snorkeling25 Dec: Return to Bangkok26–30 Dec: Bangkok – free days + nightlife, optional day trip to Ayutthaya or Kanchanaburi31 Dec: New Year’s Eve party in Bangkok1–2 Jan: Fly home
>>2823425Itinerary B – Slower, No Beach (Final Day-by-Day)7 Dec (Sun): Arrive Chiang Mai – settle, night market.8 Dec (Mon): Doi Suthep sunrise, Wat Phra Singh, evening Nimman area.9 Dec (Tue): Day for elephants (ethical sanctuary) or cooking class if you change mind, or just rest.10 Dec (Wed): Fly Chiang Mai Luang Prabang (~3–5h total). Sunset Mount Phou Si.11 Dec (Thu): Kuang Si Falls, Old Town temples, UXO visitor center (short).12 Dec (Fri): Train LPQ Vang Vieng (~1h). Afternoon Blue Lagoon or Nam Xay viewpoint.13 Dec (Sat): Train VV Vientiane (~1h). Half-day city walk (Patuxai, riverside). Evening flight to Hanoi (~2h).14 Dec (Sun): Hanoi – Ho Chi Minh Mausoleum, One Pillar Pagoda, Hoa Lo Prison, Old Quarter food crawl.15 Dec (Mon): Ninh Binh day trip (Trang An boat caves, viewpoint at Mua Cave).16 Dec (Tue): Free morning Hanoi – Train Street café during afternoon run. Late flight Hanoi HCMC (~2h).17 Dec (Wed): Ho Chi Minh City – War Remnants Museum, Independence Palace, Ben Thanh market.18 Dec (Thu): Cu Chi Tunnels half-day, evening rest or craft beer bar.19 Dec (Fri): Flight HCMC Siem Reap (~1h20). Sunset Angkor Wat (optional).20 Dec (Sat): Sunrise Angkor Wat, Angkor Thom, Ta Prohm.21 Dec (Sun): Banteay Srei, Grand Circuit temples. Evening free, no flight this day (slower pace).22 Dec (Mon): Morning relax Siem Reap, afternoon flight to Bangkok (~1h).23–26 Dec (Tue–Fri): Bangkok – temples (Grand Palace, Wat Pho), riverboat rides, Chinatown, bars. Use one day for Ayutthaya or Kanchanaburi trip if desired.27–30 Dec (Sat–Tue): Social days with friend, shopping, nightlife.31 Dec (Wed): NYE in Bangkok.1–2 Jan: Fly backCalculated cost: lets say average of 5000$ for each itinerary if solo. If with bargirl - lets say 7500$ so 50 or 60% more (no change in booking price as booking are by default for 2 people). If i want to fuck her once a week - + 500$ .for entire month. so 8000$ for 2 people
>>2823427>>2823425>>2823424can you please help me choose - which plan is most feasible and are there any problems with any of those plans?
>>2823428anon your itineraries are fucking horrible, even the slower one which is the best sound miserable, and why would you bring a freaking bar girl some of you are insane and retarded wtf
>>2823431What's wrong with those? What would you suggest otherwise? I am both interested in Vietnam war and in Laos city caves + river rafting and with Angkor Wat + cooks in BKK or in PattayaI thought i can mix it all into one trip. Or just chill at the beach with my girl but that may get boring for meAnd that's not the first time I hear opinion voiced by guy bellow>>2823362>traveling thailand with a thai is completely, completely different than being with non locals or alone trust me>that alone is worth the price you spend her, the experience is really different (and better)
>>2823435cuz you're moving way way too much, you barely have time to enjoy a place you gotta rush to the train station/airport a few hours later, sounds like a horrible planit's not rocket science i don't know how people come up with those crazy plans17 days you do 3 in bkk, 3 in chiang mai, 2 in krabi or whatever, then 3 in hanoi, 3 in hoi an and 3 in ho chi minh and thats it you forget about the restyour C plan : anon youre doing chian mai - pai - chiang mai - sukhothai - bk - kraabi - ph phi - bkk again it's so fucking retarded, you realise the time you're losing by having to pack up your bags, check out, go to the train/plane, wait for it, travel inside the city, go to your hotel ? honestly man use chat gpt to help you plan>traveling thailand with a thai is completely, completely different than being with non locals or alone trust meim the anon who wrote that, i was talking about a real woman and not a bar girl that is in for your money
>>2823516>17 days you do 3 in bkk, 3 in chiang mai, 2 in krabi or whatever, then 3 in hanoi, 3 in hoi an and 3 in ho chi minh and thats it you forget about the restEven that's too fast for me but some people like that pace ig
>>2823424>>2823425>>2823427Motherfucker just pic ONE PLACE and chill. I hate scampering faggots that are just IN AND OUT of a faggot airplane every 3 fucking says or HOPPING onto a taxi. Just fucking relax and chill in one place.Can’t stand scampering faggots
>>2823516>>2823517i know, i just have 24 days per year and then need to fuck off back to my mother basement wageslave rest of the year. So i want to maximize places i want to see, cause i am 30 and did not traveled a lot in my life and there is lot i want to see scattered over the world. So to make cluster of places close to each other and see them at one time then see another cluster another time, do you get it.>>2823516>17 days you do 3 in bkk, 3 in chiang mai, 2 in krabi or whatever, then 3 in hanoi, 3 in hoi an and 3 in ho chi minh and thats it you forget about the restDESU, your plan looks good too, its actually 24 calendar days so i guess i can fit Angkor wat there after Vietnam i guess and go back to BKK
>>2823594>cause i am 30 and did not traveled a lot in my life we knew already, your plan is the plan of someone who doesn't travelits ok we've all done a version of it at one pointyour plan is not only horrible, it's simply impossible. you won't be able to fit 60% of what you wanna see, you're seriously underestimating distance and the time it take to get from a to b you'll hang yourself after a couple of days>i know, i just have 24 days per year and then need to fuck off back to my mother basement wageslave rest of the year. thats how it is for most of us, such is life. take those 24 days to relax and enjoy, at the very least at least take a week where you're not moving or just 2 placesnext year you see more placelook at pic rel, seriously use ai to help your plans
>>2823594Fair enough, good luck to you man. Think about DNing or working abroad. I've been living abroad many years. Very grateful for the life it gives me.
>>2823596thank you, i did used AI believe me or not, GPT-5 to be exact. I asked it to make it shorter - skip Laos, and maybe throw Angkor Wat as i dont have 17 days but few more. And to minimalize backtracking that is still in your plan (like BKK->Krabi->BKK) i finally got something like this:18–22 Dec – Chiang Mai (5 nights)Fly Poland Chiang Mai (1 stop).Day 1: settle, night bazaarDay 2: Doi Suthep sunrise, Wat Phra Singh, Old CityDay 3: Doi Inthanon waterfalls & mountainDay 4: Ethical elephant day tripDay 5: Free day – cafés, spa, Nimman district23–25 Dec – Hanoi (3 nights)Fly CNX HAN (~1h30).Explore Old Quarter, Ho Chi Minh Mausoleum, One Pillar Pagoda, Hoa Lo Prison.24 Dec: Ninh Binh day trip (Trang An caves).25 Dec: Slow morning, Train Street café, evening food tour.26–28 Dec – Hoi An (3 nights)Fly HAN Da Nang (~1h30) + 45-min car.Day 1: Lantern-lit Ancient TownDay 2: Basket boat tour + An Bang beachDay 3: My Son Sanctuary or free day29–30 Dec – Ho Chi Minh City (2 nights)Fly DAD SGN (~1h30).29 Dec: War Remnants Museum, Independence Palace, Ben Thanh market30 Dec: Cu Chi Tunnels half-day, evening flight SGN Siem Reap (~1h20)30–31 Dec – Siem Reap (2 nights)30 Dec night: settle, night market31 Dec: Sunrise Angkor Wat, Angkor Thom, Ta Prohm — fly evening REP Bangkok (~1h)31 Dec – 3 Jan – Bangkok (4 nights)31 Dec night: NYE countdown (rooftop or riverside)1 Jan: Recovery, riverboat ride2 Jan: Grand Palace, Wat Pho, Chinatown3 Jan: Free day or Ayutthaya day trip4–8 Jan – Krabi (5 nights)Fly BKK KBV (~1h20).Railay cliffs, Hong Islands day trip, Phi Phi speedboat tour, last beach days.9–10 Jan – ReturnFly Krabi Poland (1 stop).
>>2823604>>2823596ok, spending few hours in Angkor Wat and then rushing for BKK flight is still retarded. Further optimization:17–20 Dec – Chiang Mai (4 nights)Fly Poland Chiang Mai (1 stop).Day 1: settle, night bazaarDay 2: Doi Suthep, Wat Phra Singh, Old CityDay 3: Doi Inthanon waterfalls & mountainDay 4: Free day or elephant sanctuary21–23 Dec – Hanoi (3 nights)Fly CNX HAN (~1h30).Old Quarter, Ho Chi Minh Mausoleum, Hoa Lo Prison, Train Street café.22 Dec: Ninh Binh day trip (Trang An caves).24–26 Dec – Hoi An (3 nights)Fly HAN Da Nang (~1h30) + 45-min car.24 Dec: Lantern-lit Ancient Town25 Dec: Basket boat tour + An Bang beach26 Dec: My Son Sanctuary or free day27–28 Dec – Ho Chi Minh City (2 nights)Fly DAD SGN (~1h30).27 Dec: War Remnants Museum, Independence Palace, Ben Thanh market28 Dec: Cu Chi Tunnels half-day, evening flight SGN REP (~1h20)28–30 Dec – Siem Reap (2 nights)28 Dec: Night market, relax Pub Street29 Dec: Sunrise Angkor Wat + Angkor Thom + Ta Prohm (1-day pass)30 Dec: Banteay Srei quick visit in morning, early afternoon flight REP Bangkok (~1h)30 Dec – 3 Jan – Bangkok (4 nights)30 Dec: Evening settle + rooftop bar warm-up31 Dec: NYE celebration (riverside or rooftop)1 Jan: Recovery + riverboat ride2 Jan: Grand Palace, Wat Pho, Chinatown3 Jan: Free day or Ayutthaya day trip4–8 Jan – Krabi (5 nights)Fly BKK KBV (~1h20).Railay cliffs, Hong Islands, Phi Phi day trip, beach downtime, massages.9–10 Jan – ReturnFly Krabi Poland (1 stop).
I’m richer than the fucking koreans/chinese here, why the fuck am I not being fawned over as a white man. Like look at the gdp per capita.
ok, enough dumping your retarded itineraries on here dude. Nobody cares.Since you've never traveled before, let me make this clear to you: any day you have to check out, take a flight and check in again, you lose at least 75% of that day to travel. The only things you can do on those days are just wandering around / eat / drink, Don't plan any activities for those days, they are just days inbetween.
>>2823518I'm not gonna be a fat lazy bum. Simple as. I've gotta keep moving, because I get bored of my surroundings in three days.
>>2823610You're not behaving aristocratically, so that's the kind of treatment you get. The trashy foreign commoner treatment.
>>2823596Not all thirty year olds are tired 'jaks, anonOTOH, people who work desk jobs think they can be active 16 straight hours a day. People who work outdoors for 8 hours a day and then backpack will realize that 8 hours a day of outdoor activity is a good limit.
>>2823636the fuck you mean, I see the koreans/chinese act way worst, plus most of them aren't as rich as they seem, it all debt.
>>2823202Look at this scrawny dork.Is this slumbo?Is that a beard?
>>2823880kek, no wonder he travels so cheap. Don't need to spend a lot on food if you're just skin and bones
>>2823885Timestamp with your body or gtfo
>SAWATDEE KAAA MASSAGE KAAA
>>2823880Dork my assI'm harder than you are
>>2824028Kek this is hilarious.Now i'm imagining you in your goofy little outfit, sperging out during that one time in Malaysia when you almost got raped by a ladyboy.
>>2824030He was completely flaccid and had tucked his pecker so tightly between his legs that I didn't realize it wasn't a pussy until I tried to finger it and couldn't find the mail slot.
>>2824052Hahaha
>>2823117I look like fat buddha (minus the ears) and can do both with consistent results. Actually being nice, talking with the girls and not being pushy for sex (at least with the non-prostitute ones) helps a lot. But I'm also not a sex-starved creep, just chatting with girls or walking hand-in-hand is already enjoyable enough.
>>2824052where did you end up delivering the mail?
>>2824083When I'm in a similar situation I find a hole in the back wall to shove it in. Have to careful thigh I don't want to scratch the walls or cause any cracks.
Anyone got more of these, shit always fucking funny. Sad zoomers are falling for it though but with boomers it funny.
>>2823375>Do the hired tutors offer much of a GFE and actual good time if im a decent looking mid 30s guy?hired tutor will not travel around thailand with you for a reasonable price, for the most part
>>2823610>I’m richer than the fucking koreans/chinese here, why the fuck am I not being fawned over as a white man. Like look at the gdp per capita.you're getting stereotyped. Boomer coomers established a terrible reputation for us in a lot of Asianow we have an uphill battle on image from the jump
Does Thai language have good literature or poetry? Historical or modern.
Found this on an old drive the other day; made me giggle like the immature cunt I am.
>>2823097Pumping and dumping non-pros gives you a bad reputation. As does the young Aussie party crowd being drunk assholes and often beggers.
>>2824093Would you still do it if the ugly, fat 55 year old mother you were about to service was revealed to be an ugly, fat 55 year old man with tits?
>>2824270The boomers have been screwing in Thailand since the 1980s. They didn't ruin anything. It's the Viagra-addled incel ragefuckers - like insecurity guard - who give white men a bad reputation among Asian sluts.
>>2823424>>2823634I cant stand people like you>oh no cant do "nothing" need to do more>more more>you are laaaaazyAt least stay half a week in one place
>>2824028top kek, you look like Sam Hyde-lite (pre HGH) i can't believe this frownmaxxing dork spent half his posts bragging about how the "local QTs" in the LAND OF SMILES were eyeing him up in every new town he walked through
>>2824291>if the ugly, fat 55 year old mother you were about to service...I would never be in this position in the first place so the rest is irrelevant.
>>2824294Don't worry, lots of people are like this before they actually arrive for the first time and soon realise that hardly anything ever goes to plan in SEA.He will learn.
>>2824028That fucking beard lel; why are you doing this to yourself?
>>2824391>hardly anything ever goes to plan in SEAI'm not one of the "go go go" faggots, but on the other hand, this kind of sounds like it might be a skill issue.
>>2824464Maybe it's just a monger's thing. It was a well-repeated line for many years over on the Pattaya Addicts forum when I used ot post there.
>>2824292Really? I feel like they were just whoring which separated them from the civvie girl population. Then the PUA geomaxxer meme hit in the 2000s and guys started pumping and dumping regular girls to a much greater extent than before, especially in the apps' early days.
> The girl you hooked up with as a holiday girlfriend seems to have become too attached and is saying she'll save herself for you for when you return next yearI've been home a month already, this feels cruel.
>>2824882Don't worry, there's no fucking chance she'll turn down a better offer if she sees one.
>>2824898Even better is she'll keep telling him she's chaste while fucking anyway the moment she feels she wants.
>>2824882>>2824898>>2824911This is me except the girl is actually a good one and hasn't cheated on me (can confirm), been home eight months and will be back in the winter. I guess I got lucky or I'm just that good
>>2824882imagine actually believing this lmfao
>>2824882ha ha ha first time ?
>>2824898>>2824911>>2824922yes yes yes, all thai girls are sluts, bla bla bla...You do realize that most normal girls have a typical workweek of 6 days, 9 hours per day? Believe me, most girls are too tired to be slutty, hence the falling birthrate. And it's not that hard to believe she really hasn't been with anyone else when she sends me pictures all the time of what she's doing.Anyways, I don't want her to wait for me, I want her to move on because I know I've already moved on. >>2824921good for you, don't let the negativity of this place bring you down>>2824932>first time?not at all :/
>>2824938honestly for your sake it's just better to believe that while you're not there she's fucking someone else. cheating is huge in thai culture, it's in fact the number 1 country with the most adultery
>>2823362>if you pay for sex in thailand, you're either old, ugly, or indians. Or entitled you fucking faggot. I could theoretically waste my time being a shouting faggot on khao San road but I’d rather pay, get my nut, and then quietly have a “bia chang” on my balcony and smoke a camel yellow.It’s tutorial mode. You’re not a Sinatra. Therefore, I just pay, get fucked
>>2824971ouch struck a nerve ? hey nothing wrong with paying for sex in my book>I could theoretically waste my time being a shouting faggot on khao San road but I’d rather pay, get my nut, and then quietly have a “bia chang” on my balcony and smoke a camel yellow.thats the thing, you think "you could just do that' but you actually can't. so you pay
>>2824312You're mistaken. I'm the anon who posted about being incel in the Philippines, because none of the girls showed the slightest friendliness or interest in me. This rustled a LOT of jimmies on a board which memes the Philippines and Thailand as the countries where any white guy can get laid with ease no matter what he looks like. >>2824294You replied to two different anons.>half a week in one placeHow many times are you going to walk around the same podunk village, getting quizzical stares from the oldsters? Eight? Ten? Come on now. Two nights is ideal for most non-touristy places I visit. Some villages are so small and sparse that you can see everything in a single evening. >why even visit?Because that's the whole point of travel. I want to see the real-deal Thailand in all its variety. I don't want to be stuck shambling around some tourist exploitation zone for a week. >>2824394>every white man in Southeast Asia is a sexpestBut nobody ever mistakes me for a sexpest, and that's the way I like it. >>2824615>pumping and dumping regular girlsHookups with foreigners in Thailand have always been temporary and transactional. What's new is this whole mindset of "the west sucks and women are evil, my last hope to get some pussy is to go to Thailand". This incel rage was never a thing with boomers in their younger years. They were always gregarious, well-socialized barguys; getting some poon at the end of the night was just the icing on the cake, no big deal. Being around these foreign guys was a lot of fun for the girls. Not so with the new wave of angry, pussy-obsessed losers (usually 30-50 years old) who fly to Thailand specifically to pound their frustrations out on the pussies of random girls they meet.
...contIf you walk around Bangkok, you can easily spot these guys. Their chronic seething rage radiates like microwaves from their faces. They all think they are somewhat above average in looks - which they are, for the most part. The older guys often look like they have gotten hair transplants. They are always alone and striding along aggressively when on foot. In passing, they will either give you a challenging glare or completely ignore you. No middle ground. Contrary to the stereotype of the balding, fat farang, most of these incel coomers are well-muscled gymrats. You can't pound pussy for hours on end if you're out of shape, after all.
>>2825039Shut up slumbo. I too remember you writing many times in your blogposts about some girls looking at you or making eye contact with you, and you interpreting that as flirting.Didn't you one time stare at a girl for the whole duration of a train ride? I think you even rook a picture of her and you thought, her sitting there the whole time was some sort of flirting she was doing.You're a complete sperg, dude.
>>2823904> ka! ka! ka! ka!How do you get them to stop that?
Are middle aged ex-lesbians turning straight a new trend in Thailand? I met 3 in just a single week, it can't be a coincidence.
>>2825126Lol..Why would you want to? You don't find it cute?
>bangkok gym had a power rack >adjust the guards and have a leg day>go back to the gym the next day and the owner bolted the guards on the power rack 1/2 down so it is now useless for both me and the thai manletsNo clue why she did this, she just ruined the power rack lmaoI'm going to fuck up their reviews
>>2825207Gyms are for faggots anyway.
>>2825078Yea slumbo literally saunters through trash ridden shanty towns and sits down for some roadside gruel at teak wood shophouse hotels in the middle of nowhere and claims he is the omniscient anthropologist of Thai culture.It’s such an impressive level of megalomania and delusion that I actually tip my hat to him and wish him well
>>2825160wdym middle age? asian 'lesbians' will go find a provider and marry him, then continue to be a lesbian on the side while having a family and living off the man
>>2825211>t. fat blob of goo
>>2825219Last week i was visiting my friend in Chiang Mai and we went travelling with another friend of hers, a 45yo tomboy (i thought it is a feminine man at first). She has a video call with another woman, i ask who is she and she tells me that it's her exgf whom she had been dating for 16 years, who has now found a farang bf from Switzerland. Later that day she asked me if i am single and can she be my gf.The other one was a muslim woman from southern Thailand that i met on an app, she told me that before she used to be a lesbian, she had masculine personality and was in a position of power at her job, so i can imagine she was attractive to other lesbians. Anyways i bedded her and the way she did it, it convinced me that she had more experience with women than with men. I would have gladly shared more details, but i am afraid that janny will delete my post. Anyways she could drink a lot of beer, but she wouldn't touch pork with a stick. Weird stuff, really.
>>2825223Just because your genes are so shit that you'll be a fat blob of goo if you don't go to the gym all the time like a good goy doesn't mean everybody else requires the same maintenance.
>>2825233post body fatty
>>2825235No.
Any farang(especially jerry) have eaten the german buffet in chiang mai?I want to know how authentic it is
>>2825251I have no idea but I love German food, I love buffets, and I love Chiang Mai, and I'd be willing to give it a go. Do you know much much it costs?
>>2825251Imagine the smell
>>2825219Absolutely based. Fuck simps.
>>2824975>thats the thing, you think "you could just do that' but you actually can't. so you paybut why does it matter anyway? he'll pay either way, either for dinner or for sexI don't mind being called whatever, but he has a point, get the nut, get some ass in your face, suck a titty, tell the bitch to fuck off. why waste time?and don't give me the "can't", i highly doubt he's deformed like that disney movie nigga from the bell tower, or ugly as sin, probably looks normal 6-7/10 like the rest of the people here
>>2825256300 baht
>>2825263>but why does it matter anyway? he'll pay either way, either for dinner or for sex>Spend 200-400 Baht on a lush and delicious dinner for two where you get to talk, flirt and get to know eachother. Afterwards, if there's a click, you can take her to your room and have real sex. She wants you as much as you want her. She will sleep next to you and in the morning she will give you a smile and a kiss before she goes to her work. During the day you send her a message ''you want to eat together tonight?'' and you do it all over again.VS>Spend 2000-5000 baht on some girl you've barely known for more than 15 minutes, you get to take her to a room, she immediately gets naked, no flirting, just presents her hole to you and starts counting down the clock. You try and kiss her and it feels like her tongue is absent. She's making these moaning sounds but her eyes are completely dead and void of any emotions. Eating her pussy? She'll get weirded out because she knows her pussy is rancid. When they deed is over, she stops faking being kind, and is impatiently waiting for her payment so she can leave. You give her a whole week's salary worth of money and she doesn't even give you a smile.Prostitution is barely any better than masturbation. Sometimes you gotta get a nut off so go for it, but don't equate it to normal sex.
>>2825276>you get to talk, flirt and get to know eachother.Problems right here. The very fucking beginning. Talking sucks, no one's really interesting, getting to know people usually is just boring and annoying until you get to digging and maybe learn about something traumatic. But who's going to bring that up during a first dinner date?>she immediately gets naked, no flirting, just presents her hole to youBased. If I'm horny enough to visit a hooker house then this is plenty then this is all I want. Give me some butt and be quiet. Don't fucking tell me about you're retarded drug habits or the time you wasted in school getting a worthless degree and then rotted in an corporate office.
>>2825276>Spend 200-400 Bah...if this doesn't work out, you just wasted at least 3~ maybe 4 hours of your fucking time which is way more valuable than money>Spend 2000-5000 ba...time saved, and not every experience is going to be like thatit's a gamble you see, and the guy is right, if it's the nut he's after, just shake the tree and leave. if it's romance waste what precious time you have on this earth on a week long relationship with someone who has the same milage as a whorebut i get what you're saying
Some of you passport bros are hella fucking cringe. I got two weeks of fucking PTO i have more but people usually only take two. Im not wasting my time picking up chicks at fucking sukhamvit. Sex is a commodity, and I wanna reduce my chances of getting sick buffalo. You get your balls drained and then go back to making $100k+ back home. I would never consider dating or marrying a thai girl unless i’m actually physically there most of the time.
>>2825318hella cringe to pay thousand of bath to fuck a girl that has had sex by indians and fat white men when two hours of your time and you could have sex with a "real" woman as many times as you want during those two weeks for the cost of 100bath added to your dinner billpaing for sex in whatever country you're from because it's impossible to get dates is fine, but in thailand, thats not even trying. but i get it some of you guys don't wanna try
>>2825323>but i get it some of you guys don't wanna tryTrying is a waste of time or inefficient at best because what makes her worth all that effort?Prove me wrong.
>>2825327Nta but what about the risk of an std or accidentally having a kid you don't know even exists?
>>2825328lol look at this dude and his main character syndrome.What makes you think a woman who spreads her legs for a near stranger after some cheap ass dinner doesn’t do it all the time? Because you are just that much of a special snowflake Chad? Get real. You fuckers don’t want a “real” girl you want a slut that will put out with a few hours of texting and some street slop because your ego is so fucking huge that you absolutely have to be able to tell yourself that you “aren’t the guy who pays for it”.
>>2825338BASED, got this dude so fucking hard. Niggas here really be thinking girls here are pure or traditional or something.
Nana or Soï Cowboy? What are the best bars to see beautiful women dancing? I've never been before and I'm landing tomorrow >inb4 ladyboy barI will do my research
>>2825346Also, is it better to go on a Friday or a Wednesday?
>>2825338>>2825340lmao i just realise i'm writing to two loser sleazebag trying to convince themselves it's totally normal to fuck thai prostitute and that all thai women are basically prostitutebye
LMAO nigga got bodied and left.
>>2825318>>2825323Hyper Normie mid brown whore fucking khao San road dwelling faggot spotted
>>2825366nice one champ you can fit more curse words if you try a bit harder !
>I disembark the plane in Bangkok and the crowd of locals parts in reverence of my ethereal western visage>lesser Thai men scurry to handle my bags, free of charge of course, being able to bask in the aura of my superior genetics is payment enough>Flick open Tinder and I am flooded with matches from pure virginal Thai women>casually select one that strikes my fancy and engage her in erudite text conversation with such sensual topics of conversation like the weather or where she is from>she immediately insists upon seeing me that evening. Very well, but I made it clear only after I check into the palace that is my $50 a night hotel that rests above a go-go bar>I take her to the finest food cart on the Soi and feed her a healthy portion of watdee phuk. >the dulcit tones of the Thai language pour from my phones Google translate and she is absolutely captivated >I can see she can no longer contain her passion, all her chastity and virtue she had retained up until now is gone>we return to my hotel to make mad passionate love>she spends the next two weeks serving as my concubine, servant, and tour guide, as is fitting a man of my station>tears pour down her cheek as I board the plane home, she swears she will never be with another man ever again and I know this to be true
>>2825378He gonna ignore that fact, other anon literally posted it above.
(You) only get two weeks off from Mr. Shekelstein, and in the blink of an eye, after you land in Suvarnabhumi, your vacation is already almost over. I understand why you don't want to meet any people.I, on the other hand, stay for 2 months at a time, get with a local girl, get to visit all the best spots because of her, make some friendly acquaintances with the people in the gym/or wherever I workout, become the favorite customer of some small restaurant nearby because I always order a lot, get friendly with the old ladies at the massage parlor that I frequent, talk shit with some thai guys while drinking once they realise I can speak thai, etc...We are not the same.So yeah, call me cringe because I can enjoy a nice full evening dinner with a cute girl without having to worry that my time is limited and I'll have to go back to waging in a couple of days.
>>2825387Nah nigger, even if all that shit is true, you’re cringe because you think it makes you special or different than any other farang. That local girl you are fucking is hopping on some other dudes dick for room and board the minute you get through airport security. You’re trying to flex that the pussy you fuck has slightly less mileage on it and is acquired with roundabout transactions instead of direct ones. The old adage that “if she fucks you on the first date then she fucks anyone on the first date” is globally true.
>>2825078Friendly curiosity does not equate to social desirability or sexual attraction, anon. Yes, I enjoy feeling special by drawing people's gazes everywhere I go. No, I don't make it into something that it is not. >>2825217You don't know Thailand. Taphan Hin was the only place I stayed at in the whole country that felt like an impoverished shantytown. It even had people living in tarp shelters on the sidewalk. Everywhere else, people lived comfortably in sturdy, spacious houses.>>2825126Go to Laos. It's a communist country, so they don't use honorifics.>>2825276Ah, one of those "true love" fantasizers. The truth:>smart men only match with whores who they have chemistry with>if condition 1 is met, whores are MUCH more fun in bed because they do everything like it's a porno>your "real sex" OTOH is 100% about you pleasing a woman, not about her pleasing you...boooring>actually sleeping with a woman is more a pain in the ass than anything - there's a reason why most couple have huge beds>after you nut, the whore is gonna go into the bathroom and hose it all out with some soap and the bidet nozzle>by contrast, some chick who hasn't been pegged in weeks is going to be fishy as fuck when she gets loose and wet
>>2825211My dude, not even considering looking good or getting chicks or anything like that. Muscles are armor for your bones and organs. Take one good spill in your 40s and get back to me how long it takes to recover. The fact that I lift is the only reason I haven’t broken ribs or torn tendons in my middle age.
>>2825187It's like being chained to a crow. "Ka! Ka! Ka! Ka! Ka!" I'm surprised they don't get choked to death.
>>2825529Isan girls are not dark unless they are from khmer stock from Buriram area.
>>2825520I can see what you mean but it makes my dick hard.
>>2825387I think that you're typing all this fanfic because it's killing you inside knowing these people will never accept you.You do not look like them, you know nothing of their culture, and whatever it is you think you know is some surface level shit.You are farang who's retarded enough to spend more money than he needs to, that's all you are to these people.
>>2825529You’re a low life white ape faggot if you haven’t developed a refined taste for white skin. Go roll in shit with the other muh dick white faggots who take bottom of the barrel trash. Cricket dick bald faggot
>>2825529Mega based.>>2825601Mega cringe.
>>2825601I hope one day you actually get laid, bro.
I used to live in Thailand for 5 months.
>>2825601
Geomaxxing TG. OGs preferred, new blood okay: https://t.me/+XUZYl1n5rqs4YmQx
>Sir, fucking show? fucking show? Sir? Dick in pussy, real sex! Free drink!
Where’s the best cabaret style show in Bangkok? Back in the day Angel Witch had some really wild/esoteric stuff but it’s turned into the same old lazy shuffling girls that everywhere else has.
>>2825601If you're well-endowed, you need to find a girl who can handle you. Aesthetics aren't important, fucktionality is.
>>2825387Thats because you hold crypto, so do i foodpepe bro
>>2825724Bump. I’m going with my wife and she wants to see the degeneracy I described when I was back in my youth but not have it be boring.
>>2825601Found the brown
>>2825387>get friendly with the old ladies at the massage parlor that I frequentDo you fuck the old ladies? I want to fuck the massage grannies.
Why the fuck are you retards going to Soi Cowboy, instead of the infinitely superior KTV like all the chinese/korean/thai guys are doing.
>>2826172Redpill me on this
>>2825908There are some 50+ and a lot of 40+ on Tinder. But i had a bad experience recently, maybe you should try ThaiFriendly instead.
>>2825688Is there any pingpong show that is not a scam?
>>2826177>But i had a bad experience recentlySounds like story time to me. What happened anon?
>>2826172>he doesn't frequent The Arab's clip joints>he doesn't get fleeced 20,000 baht for a Heiniken and 4 lady drinks>he doesn't get the fuck beaten out of him by the bouncers when tries to call the tourist police who don't care anyway
>>2826179Met a girl there, we did it one time, i ask her about next time and now she wants money. Nothing extraordinary in Thailand, but it leaves a bad taste. Especially that she didn't act or look like a professional. I think she was just desperate for money.
>>2826194Ah yeah, I've had similar happen to me in Vietnam. Reckon all we can do is move on to the next and keep on fucking amirite?
>>2826178what you mean a scam ? you pay and you see the show thats it. if you're talking about price, no I don't think so. the only way it's a scam from my experience is that it's expensive, and they are a bit pushy for tips, thats it
>>2826199I'm afraid I'll be kidnapped, force-feminized, and trafficked as a ladyboy.
>>2826191Damn… what the fuck most white guys are richer than japanese who larp. When did thai women become so picky?
>>2826204It is not about how much money you make, it is about how much are you willing to spend.
>>2826248I’m sure a white guy can spend what they’re asking. I’ve paid $500+ for soaps in japan and other p4p. You can’t be telling me thai whores are asking for more.
>>2826204Japanese man throw money around like anything, massive simps, they see it as shamfur dispurey to be stingy with a woman, even hookers. Add to that they have smaller dicks, the lower labour intensity is probably favourable when you've taken anywhere between half a dozen to a dozen dicks in one day.So in essence, they cause less wear and tear to the goods, and tip/spoil better.
Not to mention, there are plenty of Thai women who find European men gross aesthetically, or even just down to the fact we sweat and thus have a distinctive aroma to them; much in the same way some of us don't like Indians, or whatever.
How do you get rid of a female companion once they've made a habit of living with you, and have all their stuff moved in?Please answer seriously with solutions or past experience. I am going insane from how frustrating this is. They are refusing to break up and leave and are too mentally stuck on being together to respect my desires.
>>2826278Asian people just smell different, but still smell.Seen plenty of smelly japs/gooks/SEA monkeys.
>>2826314>Theyagain, what are you talking about here? Multiple people or is it that granny that cut her dick off?
>>2826346>again,I'm new here, is there someone else in this situation? I didn't read through the thread.It's a single woman, hence "a female companion".
>>2826347Don't worry, there's a few people on edge in this thread, either waiting to pounce or expecting to be pounced upon. The tension is amusing to observe.
>>2826314Seems like she can't afford to rent her own place, that's why she's living for free with you. Does she even have a job, or does she just NEET around your place all day?
Where is a good place to buy a house with ~2m CAD?Looking for good reliable utilities, cleaner air so the east side of the city where the wind is coming from?, near some bars and nightlife, and by some good places to learn muay thai and get jacked. So fucking done with Canada. I just want to buy a house, not pay stupid as shit white man tax AKA property tax they have here, and not be bothered by the decline of the west. From what I googled thailand is on track to be more first world by 2030 than anything in Canada
>>2826409Thailand's economy is smaller today than it was in 2019. IDK how long the Thai government will be able to continue funding the massive public improvement projects under way all across the country. >buy a houseGet your long-term visa and sign a lease. Forget about buying property in a developing country.
>>2826411>Get your long-term visa and sign a lease. Forget about buying property in a developing country.No fuck that shit bro, I'm 28 and it's time to settle down. Everyone I know is married except me. I have the cash. I am smart. I just have no chance due to how FUCKED Canada is.Why do I need a long term visa anyways land ownership should grant me everything I need? Oh no I gotta pay a 5 dollar bribe every year? big deal, once I knock up a hot local I don't need to worry about that shit anymore dude.
>>2826413You sound like a massive faggotHopefully you'll never escape Canada
>>2826413You can't own land in Thailand as foreigner, retard
I have an important thing to tell you guysThai girls.....are not even attractive
>>2826583You will NEVER have this pfffLOL
>>2826586Anyone can have that dude
>>2826583@grok is this true?
>>2826607Yesn't
>>2826590Based reality alignment
>>2826590true, but ain't nobody getting any younger, buddy
>>2825338You responding to the wrong guy man?
>>2826413if you're a foreigner you will never own a land. you will own the walls but not the soil
I've got two weeks off and 30k bhat to spend, should I go to Pattaya or Phuket?In Bangkok rn. I've never been to Phuket but I've been to Pattaya a few times and liked it for the price.
>>2826664Go to Myanmar unironically.
>>2825516Like 90% of southeast asians are brown so clearly someone is fucking them
>>2826617I just want to lift and program
>>2826413>I am smart man saar>but I can't be smart man in Canada!kekLand ownership is nothing more than a big pile of shekels exchanged for a piece of paper that may or may not be honored by the authorities or other relevant parties, like your wife-to-be and her family. You think the rigidity, uniformity and transparency of North American property rights applies everywhere in the world. It doesn't. Other countries operate on systems of law that have absolutely nothing in common with the West.
Warning about Vapes & Airport Security:They are scanning all luggage at Bangkok for outbound travellers for marijuana and vapes. They do this immediately after you check in, before you can check in your bags.Yesterday leaving Bangkok at DMK I got pulled aside and they asked "sir, you have weed in your bags?"I didn't, but it turns out I had an old disposable vape in my suitcase, and an empty pod in my hand luggage. I'd forgotten they were in there.They detected them on the scanners and they went through all of my shit thoroughly. I don't mind the vape+pod being confiscated because they were dead, but it's amazing to me they could even detect the tiny empty plastic pod.So don't bring any vapes through the airport in Thailand or you'll probably lose them. (And definitely don't try to take any weed out)There are also drug sniffing dogs!Serious business
>>2826856Every weedfag deserves to be accosted by grumpy Thai immigration officers and drug dogs
>>2826856isn't vaping illegal in thailand ? why cant you pussies at least smoke real cigarettes
>>2826747and then what
>>2826880>go for a walk and zone out with random thoughts about recent readings>explore new musicians from the indie scene, maybe compile a list of oldies from 2010 that are still active>write about scary, hard to confront truths on 4chud or my blog>dress a gf up in tight shiny lingerie and continue on with testing the withdraw method (3 months no pregnancies yet)>try to meet other hipster fags at art events or certain cathedral-esque neighborhoods by talking about their outfits and saying teenager speak like "too much swag">program more and share my programs online>zone out more and think about physicsThere's not enough time in the day and life goes too fast to fully enjoy its offerings
>>2826702How accessible are the women?
>>2826856Why the fuck would you bring weed into another country
>>2826413top cuck
>>2826856drug addicts should not travel
>>2826768cont.Hell, even in America a wife's word to the police can get her husband kicked out of his own house with the clothes on his back and the contents of his wallet. I'm glad I don't live with anyone who has that power.
>>2826940yeah but like are you going to keep doing this foreverwhat's the long term plan
>>2827016I have friends who have done it and swear that it's easy but you won't catch me dead with drugs in international luggage. Or even a domestic flight.
Bros who can redpill me on Isaan? What are the good cities and provinces there and what is there to do?
>>2823904This but unironically.
>>2827175How's the ladyboy scene?
>>2827183It's cheap, easy, and women used to be thin and pretended to like you for a while.
>>2827189I see a lot of them on TF.
>>2827193Settle down bro, I'm just trying to have a conversation here.
>>2827201Are you a fag or something?
>>2827175Is Isaan good if you just want to go someplace quiet for a few months and smoke weed and chill and work remotely someplace much cheaper than the West? Also>ktvWhat is this?
>>2827202No, just curious. My logic is people would eventually crash from the dopamine high
>>2825323>but i get it some of you guys don't wanna tryOk pal, have fun "trying" with girls in 2025. Let us know how far you get.
>>2827216No, nobody wants some farang dork in their rural province. Just smoke weed in your back yard and be fucking quiet >>2827216
>>2827216>smoke weed and chill aNo. They will jsut think of you as trash.
>>2827173Isaan is the ugliest and shittiest part of Thailand, but the women are more open to dating white men than women in other parts of Thailand. >>2827282Some provinces are much friendlier toward foreigners than others. A lot depends on the community's past experience with foreigners. If there's been a lot of horny white men skulking around trying to solicit sex from random women, most people are going to treat you like an undesirable. Khon Kaen isn't friendly, but it's still full of 40-60 year old white male "nomads". And even in places which feel unfriendly, there's always exceptions.>>2827293Thais don't like unexpressive, zoned-out stoners, but they're not gonna give you any problems. Business is business. Dogs are another story. Many of the street dogs hate the smell of weed and will go berserk, so you have to watch out and be prepared to deal with them.
>>2827303>dating white menIs this another way of saying fucking white men?
>>2827303If there's been a lot of horny white men skulking around trying to solicit sex from random women, most people are going to treat you like an undesirable. Khon Kaen isn't friendly, but it's still full of 40-60 year old white male "nomads"Those are the skulking losers that have been corralled. Every province has a coffin dodger sex pest containment zoneOutside of the reservation, you’re seen as a dangerous hungry ghost
First time going to Thailand and planning on visiting 2 cities. Will obviously go to Bangkok but does anyone have a recommendation for the 2nd city? Changmai seems popular and based on online comments people say pataya and phuket aren't worth going to anymore.
>>2827522Bald fat smelly old faggots are genetically priced out. If that’s not you just go ahead
>>2827522Posters of this thread are heatedly split on Chiang Mai but if you like a slower vibe it might be for you. The food is great even by Thai standards and everything is dirt cheap. It's not a major cooming destination though if that's what you're going for.
>>2827570For the first time, there's not much research you have to do bro, just let yourself be a newbie and discover the world in your own way. You don't want to see any spoilers before you see a movie, right? Don't worry, nothing bad's going to happen to you in Chiang mai.
>>2827575Thats a good point. I guess the most research I'll do it just get some general points of interest from trip advisor.
>>2827423>dangerous hungry ghostWhat, do you have all your meals delivered to your hotel room? Of course it's mighty suspicious if you never eat when you go out. Other societies aren't atomized like the West, they talk with their neighbors about visitors. Don't expect your behavior to be a secret. I'd definitely be down to go to Chiayaphum or Chiang Khan, Loei (not to be confused with Chiang Kham, Phayao or Chiang Khong, Chiang Rai)
>>2826172>infinitely superior KTV like all the chinese/korean/thai guys are doingI know the girls can be hot at those places, but do they even pretend to like servicing white guys? It's a separate market for a reason
>>2827669I’m not really sure what this attempt at a counterpoint was.>Khon Kaen isn't friendly, but it's still full of 40-60 year old white male "nomads". And even in places which feel unfriendly, there's always exceptions.Yea my point is that if these old faggots amble off their designated coomer reservations within these far flung provinces, and they decide to openly parade their debuachery and purchasing of somchais mothers sisters and daughters. The likelihood of getting hacked to death goes up exponentially.Thais hate foreigners and within the reserved coomer zones they barely tolerate them. Their entire “culture” is a smiling mask that hides a vicious, feral, chaotic monkey psyche. I’ve seen it. I don’t care if the godamn old lady at the roadside gruel shack smiled at you just shut the fuck up
>>2827751>Thais hate foreigners and within the reserved coomer zones they barely tolerate them. Their entire “culture” is a smiling mask that hides a vicious, feral, chaotic monkey psyche. I’ve seen it.They can probably tell that you're a douchebag desu.
>>2827751Nobody smiles in Khon Kaen, dipshitHave you even been around the country? Goddamn am I tired of you clueless fucktards spouting off about a country that you've only seen 0.5% of.
What do you do?
>>2827840I pet them and play with themlet them nibble my hand as I scratch their little flea bitten tummiesthen get bored and go get some food later
>>2827839they have a lot of sand around there? this is khon kaen?
Anyone know where can I get vape or weed pen in bangkok?
>>2827918Vaping is for fags.
>>2827918Smoke camela yellows you fucking vaggot
how cheap is weed in Hat Yai?
>>2827869Khon Kaen province, yeahIt's a hiking trail that starts near a Buddhist monastic retreat and climbs a rocky ridge before popping out on the back side of the Khon Kaen zoo. You can get into the zoo without paying if you hike in. >>2828163IMO, weed is pricier in the south than it is in the north or northeast. Expect to pay 200 baht per gram at most shops down south.
On my first visit I walked through the retreat and was hounded by almost three dozen dogs. The monks sat and watched me pass without expression.
>>2828188Weed is priced according to your opinion?
>>2826413Absolutely no one with half a clue about this shit would advise you to buy a place in Thailand as a foreigner, there's just no point, it's not going to go up in value and it's a massive headache compared to signing a lease every few yearst. lived in the land of smiles for 3 years
>>2826413>I'm 28 and it's time to settle downheh
>>2828259you're that type of fag that gets rolled one night while he's out and acts totally surprised and keeps saying>I didn't do anything>I didn't do anything>I didn't do anything bro!but you did do somethingyou didn't think before you opened your mouth and you didn't shut the fuck up when you had the chance
>>2828348
This thread has been up for more than two weeks.This board is fucking dead.Is amyon even traveling?
>>2828366anyone*Autocorrect is fucking dead.
>>2828366This is normal on this board. I'll be in Thailand in a couple weeks.
>>2826856Smoked weed in Thailand while it was still legal. Got nothing in my backpack but maybe some scent left. I was not bothered in Thai airport but while leaving plane in Amsterdam (connecting flight) I got thoroughly molested by gate guard ( with his hands on my junk and shit)
>>2827839why would you go to Isan?
>>2828610Not him but I'm going in a couple weeks. I'm going because most people don't, and also I think a lot of my favorite Thai dishes are there so I expect to eat well, and also I'm a little brown goblin girl enjoyer.
How's working in Thailand?Like, getting an actual job at an actual company. Not English teaching or any meme job.
I've been in Thailand in 2014, now that I'm single and midlife crisis is hitting me, I want to go again. How much did things changed?
>>2828617It's thoroughly goyslopped now.
>>2828615impossible, actually poverty tier wagesif you need a job in thailand (protip: you dont) then get a job at a multinational in the west and get transferred with expat package
>>2828615Idk I have no experience at all and it's probably going to be different since you are a foreigner, but here is what I know about how it is for Thai people (girlfriends):6 days per week, 9 hours per day and almost no vacation days. They work long days but are super inefficient, i.e. most of the time they just have actually nothing to do or they have tasks but they are ordered to do them in the most backward way possible and your sugestions for streamlining the process will not be appreciated since you talking that way to your superior will result in them losing face, and the hierarchy is very important in thai corporations.Also, at almost all jobs, they apply a 'probation period' to your salary. This means that for a period when you just get started, you don't recieve a full salary yet, you only get like 60-70% of the standard. This period can range from 1 to 3 months, and no, you don't get compensated for that reduction in salary when it's over. The logic behind this, is that in the beginning, you have to learn your job first so you would get less actual work done. In my opinion it's just a way for employers to scam the workers out of their salary because even if the job is something trivial that can be mastered in a day or two, they will still keep the probation period for a whole month just so they have to pay them less.This system also makes it a pain in the ass for switching jobs, as you always have to deal with the probation period, even at good jobs. This allows employers to get away with treating their workers as slaves.
>>2828617Full of jeets now
>>2828366Didn't this general specifically just have a massive ban wave of people talking about sex tourism?
>>2828632I don't think there was a specific wave of that. Constant deletions and bans are just part of the normal daily rhythm of the general.
>>2828632Also if you do get b& just delete cookies and reset ip. You're unb&. Dunno why so many people still don't know that.
In Hat Yai now. the dispensary on my hotel block has a huge speakeasy style smoking lounge behind a false bookshelf lol
>>2828618>>2828628Great, back then it was Chinese now Jeets. From bad to worse
>>2828642This isn't 2006.90% of IPs are sticky now
What’s a good tailor shop in Bangkok that isn’t a huge rip off. I went to Narrys last time I went but it was kind of a rip off compared to just getting shit made back home.
>>2828680Most travelers phonepost because 1) WiFi is often rangebanned and 2) constantly transferring pictures to your laptop is a pain. You will have to deal with the "Please wait a while before making a post" afterwards. >>2828651The smoking lounges are popular with teenage boys, often looking too young to legally partake. Sometimes they are friendly, other times they are awkward and don't want to be bothered by a farang. One time in northern Bangkok a dispensary owner let me smoke upstairs, then when I came down the stairs the lights were turned off and the owner let his guard dog loose on me. Very strange guy, he acted like I was an intruder. Thankfully the dog didn't bite, even though the guy kept directing him toward me as if to say "get that guy".
>>2828706>Please wait a while before making a post
Have we peaked already, /thg/?It's all downhill from here, isn't it?
>>2829025Thailand peaked 6 years ago in 2019. It was over long before it even began for most of you here, its just that only now people are starting to realize it.
>>2829025>>2829035Fuckin losers. Admit it, the Thai threads live or die off my ability to get more 19 year old brown butt cheeks bouncing on my cock and you all know it. Everyone else just fucking blathers about fucking nothing
>>2828615>>2828627Worked in Vietnam at a Vietnamese company and can confirm everything you said being the same. They also had one more way of fucking the workers there by having official work history record books that seemed to be held hostage by the employers, so you couldn't just quit whenever or leave on bad terms without it killing your chances to find another job. That shit didn't apply to me as a foreigner, but most of the rest of it did. >>2828615>any meme jobI had a meme job and that's the only kind of local job you should even consider. You're better off teaching English if you aren't being paid tons more or the other lifestyle benefits aren't extraordinary (prime bitches, business opportunities, etc)
>>2829077Pretty much. I was thinking about this yesterday too while I was walking.These threads, and most information in general, are mostly just worthless for anything besides study stories.This is the reality of life and everything involving it. If you're not studying with people, you're wasting your life. This is it. This is everything.And if you don't study, people smell it and treat you poorly. Or they think you are studying, but they're not, so they treat you poorly out of jealousy or trying to tear you down like crabs in a bucket. Some people, like many women, want to withhold study opportunities just to fuck with people. She can think you're unattractive and not deserving, as if she's really such a catch, or she thinks you are attractive, but it damages her ego in some way, so she withholds, avoids, or fucks with you just to tease, mock, and try to tear you down a bit.Life is studying and shitting on each other. This is our existence. Jobs don't matter. Money doesn't matter. Appearances only matter if it's getting you study partners. Strength, athletics, academics... None of this shit matters. People use it to get study partners. If some loser decides to spend his life inventing something, most people just use it to achieve more study partners form themselves while trying to exclude others.Families are the same thing. They don't matter. Losers have families to make themselves feel better about their otherwise empty existence and give false meaning to their life. Or to fit expectations in the public view to hide behind so they can continue studying in the background or something without people around them getting angry about not doing the same thing as them. Or doing things they can't do so they're jealous and would year you down. You do what's "expected" of you just so others can have power over you and make you jump through hoops or for appearances to get them off your case. It is all just shitting on each other and hiding.
>>2829091You get it. Ty
>>2828706when I came down the stairs the lights >were turned off and the owner let his guard dog loose on me. Yea no big deal bro. Thai people are so welcoming to foreigners. This was definitely NOT the typical treatment that a foreigner can expect from a Thai man.Yea, no. He was absolutely banking on you being viciously mauled to critical condition as the best outcome and laughing about it because you actually ARE an intruder and your life and welfare were only catered to in order to facilitate a financial transaction. Once the transaction was complete, the grumpy, hostile, Xenophic, primitive, territorial peasant monkey reasserted itself and he showed you how little your life matters.A Thai dude decapitated one of a pair of Brit’s (seriously injuring the other) because they were hanging out in their backyard in nakom fucking nowhere playing music. Do you understand the level of blind rage you have to be harboring towards someone passively to unleash such a ferocious unprovoked attack on someone like that.stare at those boys in the back of the trucks on their way to a construction site or the ones dropping off the beer at the bars during the day in pattaya or nana. They hate you and they will kill you if they get a paper thin pretense and they will feel justified
>>2829111>browns are seething at foreigner touristsOh no!Anyway...
>>2829114Uhh this was more than seething you dickwad. He literally set a fucking trap that could’ve resulted in serious injuryI brought a qtpie to shanty town outskirts meetup and was almost jumped and stabbed for daring to exist and standing against the idea of just leaving her to get raped by somchais.Thankfully 1k baht was “big money” enough for the little Moto somchai to break ranks and get me the fuck out of there on his suped up Honda wave
>>2829341>(X) Doubt
I have 2 nights in Bangkok before my wife arrives. I'm looking to hit up some gogo bars or whatever, but not really looking to fuck. I just want get drunk and fondle some Thai cuties. Strip club vibes?Where would you recommend?
>>2829441Nana Plaza
>>2829456Could try Patpong instead maybe, but I've never been myself. Soi Cowboy has some reputedly alright bars too, but if you're a noob you always run the risk of walking into one of the Arab's clip joints instead, unless you can find an up to date list of the names.
>>2829111I've seen violence erupt outside a night market in Wang Chao, Tak province, with one guy pulling out a machete and teaming up with a buddy to chase a guy around the motorcycle parking area as they had a loud verbal argument. Then the police showed up and the assailants sprinted off, while the victim sat down on the pavement.The "somchais" have never once bumped me in a crowd or tried to start trouble. The dogs who lounge outside shops and near street vendors are another story. They all want to fuck with me. The silent nippers piss me off more than the defensive barkers.
>>2829592My favorite part of Thai culture is the vocational school street battles
Entry from my travel journal:>After taking a loperamide, I spent all morning half-awake and half-dreaming of some strange hostel in New York City. Upon fully awakening I was relieved to note no other people in my room.
>>2829592What the fuck is a somchai?
>>2829872It’s a catch all for young Thai male. Ploy is the female version. The same way you’d call an Everyman white kid a “Timmy” or a black guy “Jamal”
good indian restaurants in pattaya? i find it kind of suspicious that every single one is 4.5+ on google reviews, does anyone here have actual experience? I'm mostly worried about hygiene (i know i know then why indian) but i want to try.
>>2829890One thing I've noticed in Thailand is that businesses often bot their google reviews because it allows them to charge tourists more. It's a lot more noticeable here than other places I've been to
>>2829890I don't have your answer but the one time I've gotten food poisoning in about two and a half years in SEA was from an Indian restaurant in Hanoi, so anecdotally your fears are well founded.
>>2829892all buisness do this everywhere in the world and in thailand you often see "give us 5 stars get a drink for free" or some shit like thatshould be illegal
>>2829892good to know, i will check more thoroughly>>2829898ok then no indian food for me, i will keep this post in mind until the end of times, i aint risking it, thanks.
>>2829901>hen no indian food for me,im not in pattaya but in bangkok i've been to many good indian food as i fucking love a butter chickenjust look online for a few min it's not like every indian places are horrible
>>2829899I know this is done in every country, I just find it much more egregious in Thailand>t. went to a 4.8 rated restaurant in Bangkok yesterday that had shitty food at drastically inflated prices
I may want to visit Chiang Mai and Pai this December or January.Any good farang-accepting few-days Buddhist retreat where I can do my hardcore dopamine reset?
>>2829929What the fuck is this shriveled cock horseshit?Go fuck some Thai pussy you DORK
>>2829931Pussy is for boomers. He needs that ladycock.
>>2829931 Year ago I spend my Thailand vacation this way... Seeing students once a day. What it lead to: some 34 year old student (she looked 24 tho back in the bar tho...) "fallen in love with me" and contacted me regularly since then telling me she loves me and that I should go back to Thailand... She even invites me to her shithole in Rai Et...I am totally apprehensive and don't know what to do... Obviously I am aware of her intentions but as 30 years old incel I feel like paying her to be my gf for few days - show me around on her scooter etc - to be not such bad idea... On the other hand as she contacted me asking many times I already told her I will do it, and now feel foced to go to Thailand again... I would feel bad excusing myself now.Anyway as you see - this "womanizer" lifestyle leads to craving and lack of freedom no matter how to approach it...
>>2829936How endearing. You just gotta block and delete the clingers buddy. Delete your line user account and start all over again.I get it. I’ve had so many dreamy lustful nights. I’ve had possessive 19 year olds conspire with me to evoke jealousy in my other girls.My head in her lap, post coom, she sent the killing blow of a photo to another girl with the caption “sorry he’s busy” I turned my head to look up at her and she smiled toothlessly with a twinkle in her eye and giggled.I wouldn’t trade these memories for millions of dollars
>>282993630+ ex bar girls are pure danger bro, they know they are at the end of their rope so they will look for any idiot to manipulate and extract a lifeline from. This usually manifests as a baby-trap or love-bombing/support request after she mommy's you for a couple weeks.Don't feel flattered by her attention, she's playing the same game with every guy who keeps talking to her on Line, and is trying to balance out when she intends to get pregnant by somchai with the expected arrival date of her foreign baby-trap target.Age 30-40 thai women are actually wonderful, but not ex bar girls. You can find women that age to dote on you easily and they will be EXTREMELY happy with the attention you give them. Many look great and feel great also, and still have super soft skin just like in their teens. Don't shack up with a whore (I promise you she is still whoring around and wont stop).
>>2829077I've always thought that. I stopped visiting this place last year because that's when the big nothing started. No stories, no photos from the ground, no new insights. Nothing. The last fun /thg/ year was 2021. Arguably 2022. I came here today because I had time and was curious if something has happened. Nothing has happened, except maybe: >>2829091
>>2829956Yeah, I thought that it may be pimp writing for her so I phone called once and she actually picked up. Since the year ago she picked 0 english, was unable to answer "how are you?". I have not really "studied" Thai either so call was cringe... We can't communicate to each other than Google translate , this may be tiring after few days...Anyway do you think it's dangerous as in real danger? You mean if I go there and she has baby with somchai but can she bribe or manipulate law in such way that I will have to pay alimony and unable to leave country cause I "live with her" or something?Is law in Thailand so corrupt and weird like this? I live so long in this cuckshed called Europe nothing like this would surprise me
>>2829972Yea the heyday for me was oct 2018 - March 2022.I’ve got a good job and I just signed another year lease at my goonpod so I’m gonna suffer Until about 11/2026
>>2829997>golden handcuffs>north of 100 iq>gooningthe agony of modern life
>>2828632>>2828641I think there was a massive ban wave across /trv/ as whole on sex tourism 2023/24-ish. I remember when the japan general threads would be fast enough to have a thread a day or even 2. People talking about red light districts, okubo park, and soaplands. Now the Japan generals are a husk of themselves and moves at a snails pace.
>>2829892>One thing I've noticed in Thailand is that businesses often bot their google reviewsI noticed that too. So many shitty hostels had five star reviews. You can see this on Google Maps, just search for restaurants near Bangkok. They are all 4.5+
>>2830116Yeah. I'd wager even the bedbug hostels on Khao San are rated 4.5+ I'm assuming this is a country-wide pattern and not exclusive to Bangkok
>>2830116>Corrupt face culture monkey nation cuts cornersShock and awe
>>2830116>>2830118>>2830184I've seen information that claimed you could get in trouble if you post negative reviews. It's against some Thai law about "slander" because it harms the reputation of the business. Doesn't matter if it's true or anything it's just considered slander so negative reviews often are either discouraged or potentially attract negative legal troubles.
>>2830201Yea that’s why their country is so fucked up economically. A beautiful lie is objectively more valuable than a harsh truth. Fuckin chimps
I have finally beaten Thailand. After more than a decade of obsession, and often two trips a year, I have reached a point in life where I am perfectly happy without poon. How long it will last is anyone's guess, but right now I have fuck all motivation to return unless they magically reduce flights to bargain basement, completely unrealistic prices like $300 return or some shit -- even then I'm still not sure I can be arsed to fly for 12 hours.It's so nice to be free; my wallet will be over the fucking moon.
>>2830218Pro-tip for anyone else struggling to get out of the trap: Find a hobby back home that you can get obsessed about, one that costs money.
>>2830201No way
>>2830220Imagine not just moving to SEA. Couldn't be me.
>>2830220What hobby did you discover?t. programmer
I'm heading to Bangkok in January. 3 week trip. Taking my dad with me to get his teeth fixed. Meanwhile I'm going to sample all the delights. Anyone been very recently? What's the go with weed lately? It seems easy enough to get a prescription. I've got a private villa with a gazebo and a pool to smoke next to, but if I'm out on the town- does anybody know some places that let you smoke inside on premises? Preferably with some snooker tables. I want to play 8-ball and smoke up.
>>2830242I hope your weed gets laced with meth and you fall over.Weed addicts like you are a stain on humanity.
>>2830248Addict? I don't usually smoke weed. Last time I got high was like 3 years ago. This is just something I'm doing on holiday. Anyway you sound like a faggot.
>>2830248Anon you jumped the gun, weed was a tertiary desire of his based on the post.
>>2830218I beat Thailand by signing 1 year leases and screaming at dorks until the next trip
>>2830296no it wasn't, he mentioned it several times, making him sounds addicted
what is a most see neighborhood or walking area of Hat Yai?This whole stretch from Penang through southern thailand sort of has a quaint garden of eden vibe going on
I'm going to Thailand on Sunday from Vietnam and Thai Air Asia says I have to fill out an arrival card that is asking for my departure information. I'll be in Thailand about two weeks but haven't bought my ticket back to Vietnam yet. Any of you guys dealt with this yet?
>>2823097The US isn't a superpower anymore, and the illusion that the anglosphere is anything of worth is scoffed at globally.