>>2823044
Fuck fighting
I'm here to fuck

>>2823045
It's not fighting unless you enter a competition.
In training, it's just exercising and playful sparring. And it's a good time with the boys because Thai trainers all like to banter.
Train by day, fuck by night, no reason why those activities would not be compatible.

>>2823044
Where are you cunt? I'll fight you then fuck you

>>2823044
I'm not scared about getting a dick in my mouth

>>2823050
Redpill me on getting a (legit) muay thai visa for a year with the best budget friendly gym

ten years ago thai women were almost universally either skinny or fit
now half of them are slopbags

what happened?

>>2823061
Globalism. Jeets, nogs, and other browns found out about Thailand. The early 2000’s were the last of the good times when it was exclusively a white man’s playground with white mans standards. Brownoids will pay money to fuck anything with a wet hole.

>>2823044
Martial arts are a surrogate activity for manfaggots lmao. If I’m not having sex I lay around and drink and eat tasty slop. I’m not huffing and puffing with a bunch of other sweaty faggots in a gym

>>2823057
No, because I haven't done that myself (yet). I'm gonna do it next year as well though I think.
Don't do the education visa as now you can get the DTV visa for muay thai which is a lot cheaper and less strict. From what I've seen, it should cost less than 30K baht total.
As for gyms, don't pay for a program upfront before trying it out first. There's a huge difference between the quality of the trainers in different gyms. You want a gym that pushes you while spending time to perfect your technique.
At first, I tried two gyms in BKK where the prices were 500 for a group class (very few people train during the day anyway, so it's basically private) and 800 for a proper private lesson, they were only so and so and I wasn't satisfied. Then I went to a gym in Chiang Mai and I got private classes for only 400 baht per hour with quality trainers that pushed me to my limits.
just get the visa service seperate and then find a gym that you like. The easiest way to do it I guess, is to go to one of those famous huge gyms that are internationally known and they have fully worked out programs, but I don't like those places because they have a corporate feel to them since they cater so much to farangs and I don't want to be around the farangs that are atracted to that style.
it's unironicaly very kino to train muay thai during the day, get a massage in the afternoon where the aunties are giggling and complimenting your physique, eat ungodly amounts of delicious thai food in the evening and then at night, fall asleep next to your slim thai gf after cooming a couple of times in her.

>>2823061
Thai women are getting spoiled by the cashflow from their paypigs. They spend their days in the air conditioning, they slurp down sugar-laden beverages, and they stuff their face with big piles of food on the regular.

How prevalent are mushrooms? Is it just in BKK/Pattaya?

How come thai don’t treat westerners like gods anymore? I swear I feel like the chinese are treated better.

>>2823097
>How come thai don’t treat westerners like gods anymore?
Real. Other SEA countries do though. Fuck TH

Do all sex tourists in Thailand just use prostitutes, or do they actually rizz up some local girl like a real chad?

>>2823061
>what happened?
They started eating Western and Western-inspired food. You should see Asian girls in America. Years ago, they also used to be skinny (when they ate their own food). Now they are all fat as Hispanic woman.

>>2823117
You’re gonna pay for it no matter what. That’s how Thai relationships work. Will your Thai waifu wait on you hand and foot and be all subservient? Yeah. The flip side of that is that there is the expectation that you take care of her financially. Well off Thai men have a wife and a mia noi or minor wife. In fact, they can have more than one mistress, the only limit is how much money you make. I knew a guy in Chiang Mai that worked for the university and he had like 3 of them. The Thais take a pragmatic approach to relationships so “rizz” and romance or other notions of western courtship don’t apply. Not to say it’s as explicitly transactional as prostitution is, but the expectations are similar.

I’m sure someone will chime in about his Thai GF that pays for everything and blah blah blah but the general statement I made stands true.

>>2823097
Because they found out that westerners are cheapskates compared to east asians or gulf state arabs.

Why would you simp for people trying to stay on a budget?

>>2823131
>GDP continues to fall

Great strat dude, most of east asia is becoming poorer due to demographics issue.

>>2823128
>worked for the university and he had like 3 of them
He wouldn't be able to afford it on a university salary unless it was a private university he owned.

>>2823146
Old money? Chiang Mai should also be cheaper than BKK.

>>2823146
>has affairs with the prettiest students in his class
>they don't ask any money from him
>they graduate with top grades
>his wives don't care as long as he stays discreet
>90% of Thai vehicles have blacked-out tinted windshields and front windows. You can't see the driver when the sun is shining down from overhead.
Based Thai professor

>>2823132
The tourist ripoff zones in Thailand are much, much smaller than you think. Thai population centers. The mueang is the official designation for a township of land with a town center. Thailand has no town limits.

Forgot to finish. You will see radically depressed prices all across the country. I always booked two nights at a time for the cheaper properties.

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500 baht per night should be your median. Anything below that is low-priced. Anything above that is high-priced.

>>2823128
Nigga wtf is this shit? I don't want a wife, I just want a brief fling with some slut. Don't care if the date costs money, as long as it's not a prostitute. Just want a real person

>>2823202
OYO are the most dogshit hotels ever

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Does anyone know how I can get a 6 month Thailand visa? Ideally I'd like to travel around the country a bit, check out a few gyms (probably a month each in different cities) before settling down at one for the last three months. Or if the visa is tied to the gym then I don't mind staying at just one. Thanks

>>2823202
>500 baht per night should be your median. Anything below that is low-priced. Anything above that is high-priced.
This is so true (outside BKK). I have a decent amount of money to spend. I can spend maybe 2k THB per day indefinitely. But I'm not a prissy faggot so I keep it 500 because men shouldn't be pampered weaklings. 500 gets you a simple, safe, clean room with A/C. The 500 rooms are also surprisingly uniform. Doesn't matter what province you're in they look almost identical >>2823250
>OYO are the most dogshit hotels ever
Agreed. I never book anything OYO no matter the price or pictures

>>2823117
>>2823128
I use tinder and have no problem
I pay for restaurant and stuff that we both use, it's like a few dollars more added to the bills so it's whatever
whatever I don't use she pay, if she wants something at 711 for her she pays it unless i'm also taking one
i'm a super stingy dude and we had some fight over it
depend on the girl too

traveling thailand with a thai is completely, completely different than being with non locals or alone trust me
that alone is worth the price you spend her, the experience is really different (and better)

>>2823209
if you pay for sex in thailand, you're either old, ugly, or indians. it's not a huge orgy like people make you think online, it's way way easier to meet women that also wants sex though. you still have to make some effort, they are people too

Do the hired tutors offer much of a GFE and actual good time if im a decent looking mid 30s guy?
Am i better off doing what this guy said and finding them on tinder?
>>2823362

>>2823362
You're right, I have the same experience as you. I've never met a girl who expected me to pay for more than my fair share.
How old are you? I'm 22, so maybe it's like that only for the younger generation?
I'm assuming anyone who says shit like ''you have to pay anyway'' is older or some bottom of the barrel white guy who has nothing else to offer. If a girl won't stay with you unless you play ATM for her, it's because of you and not because ''that's just how it is over here"

>>2823146
>>2823163
Dude had something going on. His main side chick was put up in the building I was staying in. Met him outside at some little restaurant next door when I was having my mid morning beer. Spoke damn near perfect English and French, he mistook me for a Frenchman when he sat next to me. Talked about seeing his mistress like he was dropping off the mail, not trying to brag or flex, very matter of fact. I don’t think I’ve met a man who had less fucks to give.

>>2823078
I don't think psilocybe mushrooms are native to Thailand.
>>2823097
White brothers (perhaps with Maori admixture, from NZ) attack a traffic cop, steal his gun from him and then fire it off (by accident). Thais have lost their tolerance for drunken behavior coming from foreigners. The Chinese are much more disciplined drinkers who know that their government will punish them for misbehaving in a foreign country. And no, standing or walking in a group that diverts other pedestrian traffic around it is not "misbehaving".

>>2823379
i'm 26
>If a girl won't stay with you unless you play ATM for her, it's because of you and not because ''that's just how it is over here"

yea i agree, at the same time i make 5 times her salary (and i'm still poor) so can't really tell her to come with me to a restaurant she wouldn't go and not pay
i think if you plan to stay with someone for more than a few days it's always worthwhile to have a short conversation about money, what you think is fair for you to pay and not pay, you're both adults and you gotta look out after your wallet too. she'll understand if shes a normal woman and not a prostitute
cause if you don't talk about it you'll end up paying a few things here and there that adds up in the end, and you'll be boiling inside but you won't have the balls to say something (my experience at least)
if she gets angry or leaves because of that, whatever she wasn't worth it and you probably have a line up of women waiting to meet you the same day on tinder

i have 17 days of vacation (+ weekend and december holidays it would be about 24 days). I am planning my trip to Thailand but i struggle to plan itinerary, because i want to see other SEA countries, but i dont know if its feasible. Bar girl friend i met year ago invites me, she wants to go to Phuket i dont want to (too many russians), Phiphi, Krabi - maybe i could go to Krabi. So choice is between normie like beach vacation or skip vacation altogether and see some war/history places (like Laos cave city). 3 itineraries
Itinerary A – History & Culture (No Beach)

7–9 Dec: Chiang Mai – Old City, Doi Suthep, Wat Phra Singh, markets
10 Dec: Flight to Luang Prabang – evening Mount Phou Si
11 Dec: Luang Prabang – Kuang Si Falls, temples
12 Dec: Train to Vang Vieng – tubing / blue lagoon
13 Dec: Train to Vientiane – evening city stroll
14 Dec: Flight to Phonsavan – Plain of Jars site 1–3
15 Dec: Tham Piu Cave – late flight back to Vientiane, connect to Hanoi
16–17 Dec: Hanoi – Old Quarter, Ho Chi Minh Mausoleum, One Pillar Pagoda, Hoa Lo Prison
18 Dec: Ninh Binh day trip – Trang An boat caves
19 Dec: Flight to Ho Chi Minh City – evening Ben Thanh market
20 Dec: HCMC – War Remnants Museum, Independence Palace
21 Dec: Cu Chi Tunnels half-day, evening flight to Siem Reap
22 Dec: Angkor Wat sunrise + Angkor Thom + Ta Prohm
23 Dec: Banteay Srei + Grand Circuit temples, evening flight to Bangkok
24–26 Dec: Bangkok – temples, street food, nightlife
27–28 Dec: Flex/buffer days in Bangkok or Ayutthaya day trip
29–30 Dec: Bangkok – social time with friend
31 Dec: New Year’s Eve celebrations in Bangkok
1–2 Jan: Return flight

can you check if this itinerary if feasible at all? Any problems with it? Below i will post alternative plans

>>2823424
Alternatives (itinerary A maybe too hectic. I can spend more time in one place if i skip Laos caves which are far from city)
Itinerary B (Beach Skipped – Culture-Focused)

7–9 Dec: Chiang Mai – Doi Suthep sunrise, Wat Phra Singh, night markets
10 Dec: Fly to Luang Prabang – sunset at Mount Phou Si
11 Dec: Luang Prabang – Kuang Si Falls, Old Town temples
12 Dec: Train to Vang Vieng – tubing or karst viewpoints
13 Dec: Train to Vientiane – riverside walk, Patuxai; evening flight to Hanoi
14–15 Dec: Hanoi – Old Quarter, Train Street café, One Pillar Pagoda, Hoa Lo Prison
16 Dec: Ninh Binh day trip – Trang An boat caves
17 Dec: Flight to Ho Chi Minh City – evening market
18 Dec: HCMC – War Remnants Museum + Cu Chi Tunnels
19 Dec: Flight to Siem Reap – Angkor Wat + Angkor Thom
20 Dec: Banteay Srei + Grand Circuit; evening flight to Bangkok
21–23 Dec: Bangkok – temples, street food, river boat trip
24–30 Dec: Bangkok – social days with friend, optional day trips (Ayutthaya or Kanchanaburi)
31 Dec: New Year’s Eve celebration in Bangkok
1–2 Jan: Fly back

Itinerary C – Thailand Only (Laid-back)

7–9 Dec: Chiang Mai – Doi Suthep, Wat Phra Singh
10–11 Dec: Pai – canyon, hot springs, night street
12 Dec: Return to Chiang Mai transfer to Sukhothai
13–14 Dec: Sukhothai Historical Park – bike through ruins
15 Dec: Travel Sukhothai Bangkok – evening food tour
16–18 Dec: Bangkok – Grand Palace, Wat Pho, Chinatown
19 Dec: Flight to Krabi – transfer to Railay
20–22 Dec: Krabi – island-hopping, beach day
23–24 Dec: Ferry to Phi Phi – Maya Bay, snorkeling
25 Dec: Return to Bangkok
26–30 Dec: Bangkok – free days + nightlife, optional day trip to Ayutthaya or Kanchanaburi
31 Dec: New Year’s Eve party in Bangkok
1–2 Jan: Fly home

>>2823425
Itinerary B – Slower, No Beach (Final Day-by-Day)

7 Dec (Sun): Arrive Chiang Mai – settle, night market.
8 Dec (Mon): Doi Suthep sunrise, Wat Phra Singh, evening Nimman area.
9 Dec (Tue): Day for elephants (ethical sanctuary) or cooking class if you change mind, or just rest.

10 Dec (Wed): Fly Chiang Mai Luang Prabang (~3–5h total). Sunset Mount Phou Si.
11 Dec (Thu): Kuang Si Falls, Old Town temples, UXO visitor center (short).
12 Dec (Fri): Train LPQ Vang Vieng (~1h). Afternoon Blue Lagoon or Nam Xay viewpoint.

13 Dec (Sat): Train VV Vientiane (~1h). Half-day city walk (Patuxai, riverside). Evening flight to Hanoi (~2h).

14 Dec (Sun): Hanoi – Ho Chi Minh Mausoleum, One Pillar Pagoda, Hoa Lo Prison, Old Quarter food crawl.
15 Dec (Mon): Ninh Binh day trip (Trang An boat caves, viewpoint at Mua Cave).
16 Dec (Tue): Free morning Hanoi – Train Street café during afternoon run. Late flight Hanoi HCMC (~2h).

17 Dec (Wed): Ho Chi Minh City – War Remnants Museum, Independence Palace, Ben Thanh market.
18 Dec (Thu): Cu Chi Tunnels half-day, evening rest or craft beer bar.

19 Dec (Fri): Flight HCMC Siem Reap (~1h20). Sunset Angkor Wat (optional).
20 Dec (Sat): Sunrise Angkor Wat, Angkor Thom, Ta Prohm.
21 Dec (Sun): Banteay Srei, Grand Circuit temples. Evening free, no flight this day (slower pace).
22 Dec (Mon): Morning relax Siem Reap, afternoon flight to Bangkok (~1h).

23–26 Dec (Tue–Fri): Bangkok – temples (Grand Palace, Wat Pho), riverboat rides, Chinatown, bars. Use one day for Ayutthaya or Kanchanaburi trip if desired.
27–30 Dec (Sat–Tue): Social days with friend, shopping, nightlife.
31 Dec (Wed): NYE in Bangkok.
1–2 Jan: Fly back

Calculated cost: lets say average of 5000$ for each itinerary if solo. If with bargirl - lets say 7500$ so 50 or 60% more (no change in booking price as booking are by default for 2 people). If i want to fuck her once a week - + 500$ .for entire month. so 8000$ for 2 people

>>2823427
>>2823425
>>2823424

can you please help me choose - which plan is most feasible and are there any problems with any of those plans?

>>2823428
anon your itineraries are fucking horrible, even the slower one which is the best sound miserable, and why would you bring a freaking bar girl some of you are insane and retarded wtf

>>2823431
What's wrong with those? What would you suggest otherwise?
I am both interested in Vietnam war and in Laos city caves + river rafting and with Angkor Wat + cooks in BKK or in Pattaya
I thought i can mix it all into one trip. Or just chill at the beach with my girl but that may get boring for me
And that's not the first time I hear opinion voiced by guy bellow
>>2823362
>traveling thailand with a thai is completely, completely different than being with non locals or alone trust me
>that alone is worth the price you spend her, the experience is really different (and better)

>>2823435
cuz you're moving way way too much, you barely have time to enjoy a place you gotta rush to the train station/airport a few hours later, sounds like a horrible plan
it's not rocket science i don't know how people come up with those crazy plans
17 days you do 3 in bkk, 3 in chiang mai, 2 in krabi or whatever, then 3 in hanoi, 3 in hoi an and 3 in ho chi minh and thats it you forget about the rest

your C plan : anon youre doing chian mai - pai - chiang mai - sukhothai - bk - kraabi - ph phi - bkk again it's so fucking retarded, you realise the time you're losing by having to pack up your bags, check out, go to the train/plane, wait for it, travel inside the city, go to your hotel ?
honestly man use chat gpt to help you plan

>traveling thailand with a thai is completely, completely different than being with non locals or alone trust me
im the anon who wrote that, i was talking about a real woman and not a bar girl that is in for your money

>>2823516
>17 days you do 3 in bkk, 3 in chiang mai, 2 in krabi or whatever, then 3 in hanoi, 3 in hoi an and 3 in ho chi minh and thats it you forget about the rest
Even that's too fast for me but some people like that pace ig

>>2823424
>>2823425
>>2823427
Motherfucker just pic ONE PLACE and chill. I hate scampering faggots that are just IN AND OUT of a faggot airplane every 3 fucking says or HOPPING onto a taxi. Just fucking relax and chill in one place.

Can’t stand scampering faggots

>>2823516
>>2823517
i know, i just have 24 days per year and then need to fuck off back to my mother basement wageslave rest of the year. So i want to maximize places i want to see, cause i am 30 and did not traveled a lot in my life and there is lot i want to see scattered over the world. So to make cluster of places close to each other and see them at one time then see another cluster another time, do you get it.
>>2823516
>17 days you do 3 in bkk, 3 in chiang mai, 2 in krabi or whatever, then 3 in hanoi, 3 in hoi an and 3 in ho chi minh and thats it you forget about the rest
DESU, your plan looks good too, its actually 24 calendar days so i guess i can fit Angkor wat there after Vietnam i guess and go back to BKK

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>>2823594
>cause i am 30 and did not traveled a lot in my life
we knew already, your plan is the plan of someone who doesn't travel
its ok we've all done a version of it at one point
your plan is not only horrible, it's simply impossible. you won't be able to fit 60% of what you wanna see, you're seriously underestimating distance and the time it take to get from a to b
you'll hang yourself after a couple of days

>i know, i just have 24 days per year and then need to fuck off back to my mother basement wageslave rest of the year.
thats how it is for most of us, such is life. take those 24 days to relax and enjoy, at the very least at least take a week where you're not moving or just 2 places
next year you see more place

look at pic rel, seriously use ai to help your plans

>>2823594
Fair enough, good luck to you man. Think about DNing or working abroad. I've been living abroad many years. Very grateful for the life it gives me.

>>2823596
thank you, i did used AI believe me or not, GPT-5 to be exact. I asked it to make it shorter - skip Laos, and maybe throw Angkor Wat as i dont have 17 days but few more. And to minimalize backtracking that is still in your plan (like BKK->Krabi->BKK) i finally got something like this:

18–22 Dec – Chiang Mai (5 nights)
Fly Poland Chiang Mai (1 stop).

Day 1: settle, night bazaar

Day 2: Doi Suthep sunrise, Wat Phra Singh, Old City

Day 3: Doi Inthanon waterfalls & mountain

Day 4: Ethical elephant day trip

Day 5: Free day – cafés, spa, Nimman district

23–25 Dec – Hanoi (3 nights)
Fly CNX HAN (~1h30).
Explore Old Quarter, Ho Chi Minh Mausoleum, One Pillar Pagoda, Hoa Lo Prison.
24 Dec: Ninh Binh day trip (Trang An caves).
25 Dec: Slow morning, Train Street café, evening food tour.

26–28 Dec – Hoi An (3 nights)
Fly HAN Da Nang (~1h30) + 45-min car.

Day 1: Lantern-lit Ancient Town

Day 2: Basket boat tour + An Bang beach

Day 3: My Son Sanctuary or free day

29–30 Dec – Ho Chi Minh City (2 nights)
Fly DAD SGN (~1h30).
29 Dec: War Remnants Museum, Independence Palace, Ben Thanh market
30 Dec: Cu Chi Tunnels half-day, evening flight SGN Siem Reap (~1h20)

30–31 Dec – Siem Reap (2 nights)
30 Dec night: settle, night market
31 Dec: Sunrise Angkor Wat, Angkor Thom, Ta Prohm — fly evening REP Bangkok (~1h)

31 Dec – 3 Jan – Bangkok (4 nights)
31 Dec night: NYE countdown (rooftop or riverside)
1 Jan: Recovery, riverboat ride
2 Jan: Grand Palace, Wat Pho, Chinatown
3 Jan: Free day or Ayutthaya day trip

4–8 Jan – Krabi (5 nights)
Fly BKK KBV (~1h20).
Railay cliffs, Hong Islands day trip, Phi Phi speedboat tour, last beach days.

9–10 Jan – Return
Fly Krabi Poland (1 stop).

>>2823604
>>2823596
ok, spending few hours in Angkor Wat and then rushing for BKK flight is still retarded. Further optimization:

17–20 Dec – Chiang Mai (4 nights)
Fly Poland Chiang Mai (1 stop).

Day 1: settle, night bazaar

Day 2: Doi Suthep, Wat Phra Singh, Old City

Day 3: Doi Inthanon waterfalls & mountain

Day 4: Free day or elephant sanctuary

21–23 Dec – Hanoi (3 nights)
Fly CNX HAN (~1h30).
Old Quarter, Ho Chi Minh Mausoleum, Hoa Lo Prison, Train Street café.
22 Dec: Ninh Binh day trip (Trang An caves).

24–26 Dec – Hoi An (3 nights)
Fly HAN Da Nang (~1h30) + 45-min car.
24 Dec: Lantern-lit Ancient Town
25 Dec: Basket boat tour + An Bang beach
26 Dec: My Son Sanctuary or free day

27–28 Dec – Ho Chi Minh City (2 nights)
Fly DAD SGN (~1h30).
27 Dec: War Remnants Museum, Independence Palace, Ben Thanh market
28 Dec: Cu Chi Tunnels half-day, evening flight SGN REP (~1h20)

28–30 Dec – Siem Reap (2 nights)
28 Dec: Night market, relax Pub Street
29 Dec: Sunrise Angkor Wat + Angkor Thom + Ta Prohm (1-day pass)
30 Dec: Banteay Srei quick visit in morning, early afternoon flight REP Bangkok (~1h)

30 Dec – 3 Jan – Bangkok (4 nights)
30 Dec: Evening settle + rooftop bar warm-up
31 Dec: NYE celebration (riverside or rooftop)
1 Jan: Recovery + riverboat ride
2 Jan: Grand Palace, Wat Pho, Chinatown
3 Jan: Free day or Ayutthaya day trip

4–8 Jan – Krabi (5 nights)
Fly BKK KBV (~1h20).
Railay cliffs, Hong Islands, Phi Phi day trip, beach downtime, massages.

9–10 Jan – Return
Fly Krabi Poland (1 stop).

I’m richer than the fucking koreans/chinese here, why the fuck am I not being fawned over as a white man. Like look at the gdp per capita.

ok, enough dumping your retarded itineraries on here dude. Nobody cares.
Since you've never traveled before, let me make this clear to you: any day you have to check out, take a flight and check in again, you lose at least 75% of that day to travel. The only things you can do on those days are just wandering around / eat / drink, Don't plan any activities for those days, they are just days inbetween.

>>2823518
I'm not gonna be a fat lazy bum. Simple as. I've gotta keep moving, because I get bored of my surroundings in three days.

>>2823610
You're not behaving aristocratically, so that's the kind of treatment you get. The trashy foreign commoner treatment.

>>2823596
Not all thirty year olds are tired 'jaks, anon
OTOH, people who work desk jobs think they can be active 16 straight hours a day. People who work outdoors for 8 hours a day and then backpack will realize that 8 hours a day of outdoor activity is a good limit.

>>2823636
the fuck you mean, I see the koreans/chinese act way worst, plus most of them aren't as rich as they seem, it all debt.

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>>2823202
Look at this scrawny dork.
Is this slumbo?
Is that a beard?

>>2823880
kek, no wonder he travels so cheap. Don't need to spend a lot on food if you're just skin and bones

>>2823885
Timestamp with your body or gtfo

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>SAWATDEE KAAA MASSAGE KAAA

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>>2823880
Dork my ass
I'm harder than you are

>>2824028
Kek this is hilarious.
Now i'm imagining you in your goofy little outfit, sperging out during that one time in Malaysia when you almost got raped by a ladyboy.

>>2824030
He was completely flaccid and had tucked his pecker so tightly between his legs that I didn't realize it wasn't a pussy until I tried to finger it and couldn't find the mail slot.

>>2824052
Hahaha

>>2823117
I look like fat buddha (minus the ears) and can do both with consistent results. Actually being nice, talking with the girls and not being pushy for sex (at least with the non-prostitute ones) helps a lot. But I'm also not a sex-starved creep, just chatting with girls or walking hand-in-hand is already enjoyable enough.

>>2824052
where did you end up delivering the mail?

>>2824083
When I'm in a similar situation I find a hole in the back wall to shove it in. Have to careful thigh I don't want to scratch the walls or cause any cracks.

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Anyone got more of these, shit always fucking funny. Sad zoomers are falling for it though but with boomers it funny.

>>2823375
>Do the hired tutors offer much of a GFE and actual good time if im a decent looking mid 30s guy?
hired tutor will not travel around thailand with you for a reasonable price, for the most part

>>2823610
>I’m richer than the fucking koreans/chinese here, why the fuck am I not being fawned over as a white man. Like look at the gdp per capita.
you're getting stereotyped. Boomer coomers established a terrible reputation for us in a lot of Asia

now we have an uphill battle on image from the jump

Does Thai language have good literature or poetry? Historical or modern.

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Found this on an old drive the other day; made me giggle like the immature cunt I am.

>>2823097
Pumping and dumping non-pros gives you a bad reputation. As does the young Aussie party crowd being drunk assholes and often beggers.

>>2824093
Would you still do it if the ugly, fat 55 year old mother you were about to service was revealed to be an ugly, fat 55 year old man with tits?

>>2824270
The boomers have been screwing in Thailand since the 1980s. They didn't ruin anything. It's the Viagra-addled incel ragefuckers - like insecurity guard - who give white men a bad reputation among Asian sluts.

>>2823424
>>2823634
I cant stand people like you
>oh no cant do "nothing" need to do more
>more more
>you are laaaaazy
At least stay half a week in one place

>>2824028
top kek, you look like Sam Hyde-lite (pre HGH)

i can't believe this frownmaxxing dork spent half his posts bragging about how the "local QTs" in the LAND OF SMILES were eyeing him up in every new town he walked through

>>2824291
>if the ugly, fat 55 year old mother you were about to service...
I would never be in this position in the first place so the rest is irrelevant.

>>2824294
Don't worry, lots of people are like this before they actually arrive for the first time and soon realise that hardly anything ever goes to plan in SEA.

He will learn.

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>>2824028
That fucking beard lel; why are you doing this to yourself?

>>2824391
>hardly anything ever goes to plan in SEA
I'm not one of the "go go go" faggots, but on the other hand, this kind of sounds like it might be a skill issue.

>>2824464
Maybe it's just a monger's thing. It was a well-repeated line for many years over on the Pattaya Addicts forum when I used ot post there.

>>2824292
Really? I feel like they were just whoring which separated them from the civvie girl population. Then the PUA geomaxxer meme hit in the 2000s and guys started pumping and dumping regular girls to a much greater extent than before, especially in the apps' early days.

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> The girl you hooked up with as a holiday girlfriend seems to have become too attached and is saying she'll save herself for you for when you return next year
I've been home a month already, this feels cruel.

>>2824882
Don't worry, there's no fucking chance she'll turn down a better offer if she sees one.

>>2824898
Even better is she'll keep telling him she's chaste while fucking anyway the moment she feels she wants.

>>2824882
>>2824898
>>2824911

This is me except the girl is actually a good one and hasn't cheated on me (can confirm), been home eight months and will be back in the winter. I guess I got lucky or I'm just that good

>>2824882
imagine actually believing this lmfao

>>2824882
ha ha ha first time ?

>>2824898
>>2824911
>>2824922
yes yes yes, all thai girls are sluts, bla bla bla...
You do realize that most normal girls have a typical workweek of 6 days, 9 hours per day? Believe me, most girls are too tired to be slutty, hence the falling birthrate. And it's not that hard to believe she really hasn't been with anyone else when she sends me pictures all the time of what she's doing.
Anyways, I don't want her to wait for me, I want her to move on because I know I've already moved on.
>>2824921
good for you, don't let the negativity of this place bring you down
>>2824932
>first time?
not at all :/

>>2824938
honestly for your sake it's just better to believe that while you're not there she's fucking someone else.
cheating is huge in thai culture, it's in fact the number 1 country with the most adultery