I'm visiting the US for work and I'll be here info the next 8 months. I always work my local coffee shop which is right next to a college and holy shit, the amount of hot chicks that swarm the campus is unbelieveable. I'm a well off dude that has it together, but can't seem to crack how to get American college women. What's the trick bros? I know so many of them are so open to new experience but frankly I just don't know how to get infront of them. Never really felt like PUA worked. Does anyone here have suggestions?
a lbh visiting america? never thought id see the day...
>>2826082Lucky bastard. 90% of America has an utter dearth of attractive young women, but in college towns they are a dime a dozen. I remember rolling into State College, PA back in June 2021 and being flabbergasted by seeing pretty girls out and about for the first time since fucking Berkeley, CA two months prior.And yeah, coming from the Great Pussy Desert that is everywhere in America not a college/beach/summer town, it's tough not to gawk. But as a isolated barbarian vagabond, you can't help but wonder, how the hell do you even talk to these sophisticated college creatures without them instantly dismissing you as a bumpkin?
>>2826100kek based post
>>2826082>Does anyone here have suggestions?join a band
>>2826123OP here, the funny thing is I am literally a musician with a small following but its not local to the city I'm in. I've been reluctant to use it directly for dating/fucking because I take my music seriously. I have quite reached groupie status. Mostly men and troons follow my music. I'd be willing to use it if I met someone in person and they asked more about my music, but DMing to hook up with my account feels risky in that it could tarnish my reputation slightly if a DM goes south and some bitch decides to try and tarnish my reputation somehow.
>>2826082>but can't seem to crack how to get American college women. What's the trick bros?idk man, maybe try not being a fucking predator that sits in coffee shops wanting to have sex with 18 year olds.
>>2826132I work from home retard, so I go to coffee shops sometimes. God forbid a nigga check out girls during this.
>>2826127fucks sake anon you sound like a real spazzjust go to a local jam night or whatever and join in with a few locals, or advertise on joinmyband or whatever your local equivalent is. stick a notice up the local music shop if such things still exist where you arejust try not to act like a fucking drooling basement dweller for a whileplaying in bands was literally one of the best times of my life, it is the gateway to adventure, if you have the talent then use it>I take my music seriouslyyeah yeah whatever. you're not radiohead, get over yourself
>>2826135I am a spazz kek. I'm not really sure what's wrong with me anymore to be completely honest.
>>2826135>you're not radioheadThank Christ he's not. The fucking SUCK.
>>2826127>Mostly men and troons follow my music.Well there's your answer, go gay and get lots of sex.
>>2826082>but can't seem to crack how to get American college women. What's the trick bros?be a cool guy in your early 20s
>>2826082>I can't crack American college women, what's the trickStop being indian
>>2826082>I do music>I don't get girls because I take music seriouslyI bet your approach is to walk up to girls and tell them you respect them too much for a one night stand
Once the waitress recognizes me and already knows what Im going to order I go to a different cafe. When I have visited all of them in town I leave the country.Once I have visited all the countries I will kill myself.
>>2826440>Once the waitress recognizes me and already knows what Im going to order I go to a different cafeYes, because they most likely are about to call the cops on your broke schizoid ass.
>>2826442>BWAHAHAH and your penis is small and you breath stinks too!You are a homosexual.No matter your sex or orientation, you are definitionally homosexual. You behave like a woman, living out a LARP of "strength and independence" (competency and certainty in your case) and always lying, always grabbing for anything to use at your advantage, to the point you ignore logic and reality to build a fantasy case out of. If you have a penis and prefer women, you are a lesbian. If you have a vagina and prefer men, your masculine aggression and feeble attempt fot dominance means youre into man-gay sex.Confused, mismatched to the world, always more than the other, switchable...how is your dating life as of late? Is it "secure"?https://youtu.be/RsF0BoJSeqAYou know nothing of me but your "Democrat" lies you pull out of your ass....but I know things about you that not even you know about yourself.
>>2826450Ah yes the reasonable person who out of nowhere said they want to kill themselves. On another bender there CoP?
>>2826451>If I dont accept reality it doesnt exist.Classic. Deny reality so the truth cannot effect you.Ignorance *is* a strength...but it cost you everything you needed for everything you wanted.
well, that's another thread fucked then
>>2826455Just report and move on, can't wait for this thread to devolve into how psuedoscience schizo junkie rant that somehow controls the life energy force of anon for the billionth time.
>>2826455>another thread fucked>Im horny plz halp thread.Youre gay for conjoining with this hapless faggotry of faux advice seeking thats actually just loneliness reaching out for mutual understanding.It was gay for you two to touch your ego-penises.>>2826461>psuedoscience schizo>Im Dr.4Chan Larpenstein!Your faggots enter "conversations" with these mentally ill LARPers and literally get mad at the person that pulls back the curtain to reveal it.>but we were enjoying ourselvesYeah...close your eyes and the warm mouth.[eye roll]Stop being such infantile faggots wanting a "bro-moment" with your "bros".
>>2826082>can't seem to crack how to get American college women. What's the trick bros>The guy that wants to talk about "fooken sloots" all the time with his bros instead of talking to women.Para-sexual relationship with heterosexual men.
>>2826467>>2826464No one likes you on this website. Not a single board you go to has a positive response, and I'm sure this is somehow explained in your schizobrain as people hating you for being whatever special thing you believe you are, but just know that you are a nuisance at best and I'm certain your real life associations treat you the same.
>>2826468>Just let me do my bro thing and leave already!Its tough out there, so maybe...we could, you know....I mean, Im not gay! You neither, haha, no homo.[fist bumps and leans back with a smirk]
>>2826468>No one likes you on this website. Not a single board you go to has a positive response>>>/sci/16786894>It is nice to see you again, Cult of Passion. You are the nicest person on the board,Stop LARPing on the internet.https://youtu.be/ou-rVp6EbhM
>absolutely no one>COP: Yeah if people recognize me at a cafe I bolt out of there and can't wait to kill myself>fuck off retard>COP: haha but you see you are he true retard you fell into my trap! I am superio>dude no one cares go get mental help>COP: Me? As you can tell I... and that is why I am lonely and need attention on one of the slowest boards on 4chan
>>2826470>some avatar fag rantingI wouldn't be surprised if that was you as well, or if it's just someone trying to get milk out of the resident lolcow
>>2826473>rantingThats literally ALL YOU DO.Rant and whinge and complain and LARP.I cant lurk any thread about SEA because its just a bunch of losers exchanging stories of fucking prostitutes/trannies. Its fucking weird how you guys talk about sex so much........
>>2826476Dude you're in a thread about visiting the USA, not SEA. Holy shit how gone is your druggie brain that you can't follow a simple conversation or scroll up? You should just go back to lurking and not posting, it would do everyone a favor to not lose IQ points to your insufferable pathetic cries for attention.
>>2826477>you're in a thread about visiting the USANo, Im in an /r9k/ thread about a sexually frustrated man seeking companionship in his sexual struggles (bro jobs to tide him over).Stop LARPing youre even aware of your own existence you autococking asshat.
>>2826470>samefagging means people really like me!
>>2826476It's understandable that normie sex talk bothers you. You're probably a gay pedo which would explain why you move around so often (avoid being caught out).
>>2826464>>2826467>>2826469>>2826470>>2826476>>2826479This dude is an absolute dork destroyer. Keep it up pal
>>2826582>>2826483it's really obvious when you do this, CoP
>>2826082you have to be either handsome/tall, rich, famous, or some combination of the three to date hot girls in america. they all have really high standards.
>>2826493He doesn't even move often, he rents an apartment for weeks at a time, then instead of hopping a bus to the next town 50 km down the road, he flies to a new country because buses are for brokefags or something.>>2826745Their standards are not high at all. The high body count liberated females will hook up with almost any guy as long as he is "hip" and fun to be around. However, that's asking a lot of a 4chan poster. If you do not function well in a social group and MUST be one on one with a girl to have a chance, you're gonna stroogle.
