>the big birthday that matters coming up>friends all ready for guys weekend hangover style party>see thisIs vegas that bad? We were going to go smoke some fine weed, enjoy the lights, get trashed, see some proper 10/10 style porn level strippers, blow some money on gambling, and enjoy some of the finest food at the world class buffets.
>>2827406I love reading about people getting thrown out on the street and desperate for work. I’ve been netting 1400 a week almost all year sitting on my ass.Fucking loser casino workers. Yea that’s what you get begging for little faggot tips every time you have to move a limb.Fucking cockroaches. Imagine begging for money for a living and acting indignant when people don’t tip you.LOL suffer
>>2827421Whats your job
>>2827406If you want to party with whores, why would you ever do that in America? Especially Vegas where you'll get nickel and dimed on everything.
>>2827548I work at 7/11
>>2827421You seem happy and well adjusted.
>>2827566He's a very angry little guy who sits alone in an office building all night. He likes to brag about how cushy his job is, but the truth is, it's ridiculously boring and soul-sucking to sit on your ass for 12 hours straight making sure no fent zombies sneak into the building.
>>2827421Yup I love reading stories about tipped workers getting laid off, especially after they told people to tip at least 30% or stay home.
>>2827421its funny when bad people lose their jobs
>>2827406Only a literal paypig would enjoy Vegas. I get casinos are ripping you off no matter what but in Vegas they act like they are doing you a favor>long lines to check into your hotel>gay jewish rules about "free" drinks>5 star prices for gas station tier food
>>2827406Blacks and MBAs ruined vegas.Nothing will change my mind on this.
>>2827646Vegas will rob you if you leave cash unattended. Never leave money anywhere out of your reach. I had $1200 taken from a hidden compartment in my truck while parked outside a sheriff's substation. They also stole my camera. Doubtful my theft report was even filed. LMVPD just ignored it, another sucker losing his money.
>>2827671This. And if you look at reviews online, especially for Luxor and Excalibur, they say a lot of people had stuff stolen from their rooms. They suspect it's the housekeeping staff because hotel security has tapes but won't release them.
Don't take a photo with anyone in Vegas. That includes all street showgirls/buskers/comic book heroes/anyone in a costume. If you hand them your phone, they'll demand $100 for the photo. If you don't give them $100, they'll keep your phone.
>>2827593is this >>2827421 insecurity guard? if so, I agree with the faggot. fuck workers who survive on tips. Go ask your (((boss))) to pay you more. If you have a job that relies on tips, then you're basically a sub human who deserves to be on the streets. I mean, you're practically a beggar already. Fuck you.>>2827406> world class buffetslol man
>>2827548Security supervisor in a “”””HCOL””” city. Lots of OT cuz I control the schedule. >>2827732It is indeed me Feast and famine
>>2827406>>the big birthday that matters coming upthe big 15
>>2827732nta, I almost want to visit Vegas so I can troll them. I'll dangle a $100 bill in front of them, then pull it away at the last second and walk away laughing.
>>2827794This is how niggas get shot for disrespect.
>>2827732/trv/ is full of 30 year old boomers all going "fuck you I got mine" now?
>>2827845nah that's all the servers who demand a 30% tip up front and still spit in your food
>>2827406Always take photos of your receipts. A lot of restaurants will write in a larger tip for themselves if they don't like how much you tipped.
>>2827646Well I gotta do something with my CC's lol I don't pay ~250/mo on that shit not to have something out of it. Does this board not like to have fun? it's VEGAS what happens in vegas STAYS in vegas. And with weed legal it can only be better.>>2827750Bro sorry but 52k isn't anything to brag about, if that's with OT I feel sad for you. I made that much working subway by the airport lol.
>>2827911>fun>vegaspick 1
>>2827406Vegas then:>No lines to check in.>Staff greets you like an old friend, knows you by name.>Basket of various foods and drinks you favor waiting in your room.>Casinos all distinct from each other>Focus is on having a good time while gambling.>Staff hands out comps like candy.>Win big? You get comped to keep you playing so they can win it back.>Lose big? You get comped so you don't feel like complete shit and keep coming back.>Comps are things like free stays, dinners, shows, etc.>Free drinks aren't watered down, cocktail waitresses are everywhere.>Cocktail servers also hand out free food in addition to beverages.>Machines and tables have odds that are just favorable enough to keep you playing while still keeping a house edge.>Slot machines are mechanical and pay you actual money when you win.>Security rousts druggies and bums at the door.>Food is inexpensive or downright dirt cheap, but still good.Vegas now:>Long lines at reception.>Staff apathetic.>Tiny rooms that don't even have coffee makers to make you spend money at the in house Dunkin' Donuts(tm).>One, maybe two cocktail waitresses working the entire floor.>All casinos look nearly identical on the inside, theming is practically gone, and is nonexistant on new casinos.>House getting greedy with things like 000 roulette, 6:5 blackjack, 1:1 two pair video poker, and slot machines tighter than a nun's pussy.>All slot machines are giant smartphones that dispense tickets.>Comps? Get our card and maybe you'll get five bucks of free play on the machines for every thousand you lose!>Free drinks have all the alcohol of a stiff glass of milk.>Drug addicts and bums everywhere in and out of the casinos, all with a 20 foot radius of stench.>Food is expensive and shitty.>Focus is entirely on sucking as much money out of you as possible.Vegas is dead.
>>2827406Your ideas of fun are not mine, but I was there in the Spring, and the weather was glorious cool just blindingly sunny. My hotel was picked for NOT having a casino and not allowing smoking. I never bought an uber for drinking fun, they sent their drivers to take us door to door to 1) stand up comedy tickets 2) penn and teller 3) concert tickets 4) starting point of a walking food tour. Most casino and restaurant prices can be utterly stupid, not even logical for what you are getting, so I would absolutely plan your restaurants so you get bang for the buck. I did predrinking most nights after pay like $75 to get a buzz before Sebasian Manascalco at Aria....no buzz. Most of my favorites were discovered at the VIP access the food tour set up for us. I enjoyed Javier, and many others. I drove out of town a bit for a great breakfast one morning.
>>2827406Good. I hope the cities return to sand.
>>2827421lol I hope they starve