>>2828572
>go to third world
>surprised it is actually third world
>didn't even get a good wank
fucking hell this board is hilarious sometimes

>>2828572
You're a real fuckup if you can't figure out how to have a good time in Thailand.

>>2828575
>just never leave the malls and roof tops bro

>>2828576
I meant what I said. It's the most popular tourist destination in the world because there is something for everyone.

Realize that if you can't figure out how to have fun in the most fun place in the world that there is no hope for you.

You're the type of stupid faggot who thinks the location is at fault instead of realizing you are making mistakes that prevent you from having a good time. You even came here to bitch instead of seeking advice.

You know what's really funny? Even shitskin indians know how to have fun in Thailand. You couldn't even figure out what indians were able to deduce.

>>2828577
>just enjoy the scooter noises and heavy air pollution bro
>even indians can do it bro

Just go to nana plaza idiot. You need to wait till 9pm or so.

>>2828578
Yeah even indians can figure it out, but somehow you couldn't do it.
LMAO.

Like how dumb are you actually? You got catfish twice on tinder then bait and switched by a hag outcall massage in the same day? Talk about speed running.

But hey at least you are figuring it out quickly.

>>2828580
>just enjoy the dump bro
>yea i enjoy that dump because I'VE FIGURED OUT bro
>it's definitely not because i have no standarts and i'm the lowest of the low BRO

>>2828579
Best bar to grab a beer and look at ladies?

I know what you did.

>picked a bad hotel location on a noisy busy soi
>didn't use public transportation properly
>didn't use private transportation properly
>used your little head for thinking, believing that quality women could be found on tinder in a tourist capital of the world, and that they wanted to fuck you (for free)
>used your little head for thinking and believed that online outcall massage would actually have beautiful women (who dont need to work that type of job)
>wandered around in the middle of the day when its swelteringly hot and humid without a plan and without being prepared for the climate

so basically all the first timer mistakes packed into your very first day, good job! Now you know just some of the things to avoid.

Daytime in bangkok is shopping or fucking around indoor in the air conditioning until the evening. Typically I don't emerge until 4pm, have a swim get a little bit of sun, then a meal then a massage. By the time that's all over its typically 7pm-ish, and evening activities can begin.

>>2828583
Nana arrangement is a multi story shopping mall of go-go bars. You can and should stop by every one of them till you find the vibe you like.

However, there are gogos with naked shower and naked bath girls, so those are probably the best just for eyecandy.

Butterfly and Geisha I think its called both on the top floor have naked soaped up girls in showers and a hot tub.

>>2828585
Thanks
Ive been before when I was younger. I just want to grab a beer and chill, don't want to fuck around with 20 bars and 20 lady drinks

>>2828572
>you can't even walk around because of the scooter noises
Stopped reading there; an obvious case of terminal autism

stay home anon bangkok is obviously too overwhelming for you buddy
oohh scooter noise and the sun scary

>>2828572
>using tinder
>using online sources at all to get pussy
>in fucking Bangkok

Holy shit nigger what are you doing? Are you so autistic and socially awkward you cant go pick a girl out of a fishbowl at one of the numerous brothels/GoGo bars without spilling your spaghetti?

Everyone knows why you’re there. There’s no need to skulk around the internet getting things sight unseen when it’s all right there out in the open. The women literally have numbers on them.

>>2828649
>just fuck hookers with full of stds bro

>>2828649
>Duuuude sex bro
It's so rare and special to you, isn't it anon? You even dream about diseased human sewer holes.

>>2828572
You are not supposed to stay in bangkok and have sex with chinks there retard.
Go to some Island in the Andaman sea.

>>2828650
>>2828655
incels

>>2828658
not them but prostitutes ARE digusting and evil

>>2828650
>>2828655
Niggers, OP specifically complained about failing at getting a decent hooker. I don’t partake in any of that shit but it’s so ubiquitous and out in the open that I know exactly how it all works. It’s fucking Bangkok. It says what it is right there on the tin. Bang Cock. FFS.

>>2828660
thats like saying the rides at the theme park are disgusting and evil because you are scared to ride them

you are an incel (afraid of the rides)

>>2828660
>and evil
says the guy complaining about not getting good service

>>2828572
get some earplugs

most people go to thailand to enjoy beautiful places
go to koh phangnan or pai or krabi or some shit
big cities are hellholes

>>2828572
>all the women are OLD, OLD, OLD
This is very true in Thailand these days. They agefraud for photos, but in person you can see the tiredness in their eyes. It's enough to make your pecker wilt if you don't pop some pills.
>it's hot
I'm seeing high temps of 32 C in Bangkok under overcast skies. That's as cool as the city gets.
>it's noisy
Standard for a megacity anywhere in the world...relentless traffic noise and exhaust fumes. But if we're being honest, even the smaller Thai provincial cities are industrious and full of traffic. Thais are very busy people.
>>2828577
>most popular tourist destination in the world
>most fun place in the world
Sounds perfect for mindless NPC goycattle like yourself.
>there is something for everyone
This is absolutely untrue, and you know it, so why are you telling this bald-faced lie?
>>2828677
This is also untrue. The bars use pussy as bait to part losers from their money. There's no guarantee that a socially inept incel will be able to figure out how the system works, much less have a good time in such a crowded and hyperstimulated environment full of big drunk shouting faggots and aggressive ladyboy touts.

Go beyond the bar districts, and you enter a pussy desert. Girls won't even glance at a white guy in a place like Bang Kapi. Anons keep shilling the Southeast Asia of 2010 - a pussy paradise full of desperate 20 year old women - as if it were the Southeast Asia of 2025. It's not.
>>2828595
It's called babby's first time in Asia. Only on my second trip to the continent did I stop getting bothered by motorbike behavior as a pedestrian.
>>2828581
Van camping in the mountain forests might be more up your alley, anon. The city streets don't sound like your cup of tea.

>>2828572
>OBVIOUSLY not a Chiang Mai chad
Never gonna make it

>>2828572
>it's hot, air quality is shit, you can't even walk around because of the scooter noises
You’re supposed to be riding a scooter too champ, it’s called having fun

>>2828700
No nigger, there are places like Poseidon’s where they have the fish bowl where you pick a girl out of a line up. They have numbers on their clothes. It’s not hard to figure out.