worth mentioning im not an american so there's some places I find really charming about the US, such as Goodwill (to buy american stuff), diners in general, gas stations, car shows, etc. The whole americana is really nice to me. But I'm in vegas so I'm not gonna waste my trip.

I also am broke as fuck so I want to larp as rich (I have real good clothes) so they give me "complimentary" stuff. I don't know if this is still a thing. I know that back in the day it was the best place to larp as rich. Hopefully some remnants of that are still around

>>2831942
>Naked man brought to hospital after being assaulted by Las Vegas robbers, stripped of his clothes in late-night attack

I lived in Vegas for 2 years and I visit multiple times a year to visit friends. October is a great time to visit for weather because the weather is perfect.

1. Shish Kabob House. Best cheap meal in the city. Get the Lamb chops and the chicken Lula.

2. Red Rock. Park in the free Calico Basin parking lot. Hike to the top of the big ass rock pile. Amazing views. Amazing park.

3. Play a round of gold at the Cloud 9 course at Angel park. You can get a $30 tee time and they include clubs. It's a beautiful oasis and one of the best cheap courses in the US.

3. Go downtown on Saturday night and watch the free bands on Fremont Street. Go to the liquor store and buy a giant 40 oz beer for $3 and they'll pour it in a red cup and you can drink it outside. Best deal for beer in the city.

4. Go to Chinatown on Spring Mountain and eat at a Ramen place. Ramen Hashi and
Ramen Tatsu are unreal. Also, very good prices.

5. Arizona Hot Springs Trail. One of the best trails in the area to a huge natural hot sprung in a slot canyon. You can hike all the way down and see the Colorado river. Amazing views on the trail.

6. Cool casinos to walk around in: Go see the fountains at Bellagio show and see the glass flower lobby, the Mall in the Venetian is cool, the Forum mall at Caesars is cool,

7. Pinball hall of fame. Nice cheap stop if you're into vintage arcade games

8. In and Out burger. Amazing burgers. Exceeds the hype. Best fast food in the US.

9. Want to see some real degenerate gamblers? Go do a round of Bingo at the Palace Station casino one night!

10. Strip Club. Play it again Sams. Total dump. Totally fun place to go when you're drunk.

>>2832058
this is why i love this board
thanks dude

Question for the rest of you:

Any photo ideas where I don't look like a crypto grifter? I want to look cool, I don't mind bragging, but anything I can do screams Andrew Tate.

>>2831942
They only do that when you spend a lot of money at the casino

I live in vegas. Some advice
The casinos off the strip offer more freebies and incentives, making it an overall better experience. You get more bang for your buck. Off the strip you can play normal $5/hand blackjack vs $10/hand on the strip (with worse odds). I suggest Ellis Island, Palms, or the casinos in the old downtown (Fremont street)

Amazon is offering free self driving car rides anywhere along the strip. They just launched beta last month so the rides are currently free. It's called Zoox.

Do research on driving to the grand canyon. It's quite far. There are two places to see the grand canyon
Grand Canyon West, located on a native american reservation. This is 2h15m away from vegas. More commercialized, it's an okay view. The tour groups from vegas go here. They have helicopter tours (recommended) and an overpriced skywalk.
Grand Canyon Village, on the south rim. This is 4hr30min away from vegas. This is the actual Grand Canyon national partk, the best views are here, there are actual hiking trails. However, it's quite far, and you'd preferably stay here overnight.
Since you have 5 days in vegas, consider going on a bus tour to the grand canyon so you dont have to drive.

It's cheaper to get car. Tip, if you have a car and stay off the strip, you won't get scammed by parking. The strip casinos charge $20/day for parking. If you stay 1 block off the strip, it's free. I suggest staying at Ellis Island, Tuscany, Palms, Rio. I like Ellis Island cuz the food is cheap. They have a $10 steak and eggs from 11pm-6a if you have the players card.

While walking on the strip, I suggest
Bellagio Conservatory/Botanical Gardens
Venetian canal. Stop at Le Macaron French Pastries, and go up the stairs in the back. That's the best photo spot.
See some shows. You must see at least one show in vegas. I suggest
Tournament of Kings, it's a live-action medieval dinner show with armored knights jousting on horseback, sword fights.
Cirque du Soleil, world class acrobatics show.

>>2831939
Find one of the shittier smaller casinos because they have the lowest betting limits. I don’t know if $1 blackjack tables exist on the strip anymore. You want to play craps because you can take $50 and play conservatively all night, get stinking drunk off free cocktails, and still probably walk out with your $50.

>5 days
Why? Vegas is a 3 night town MAX

>Grand Canyon
That’s in Arizona, a 5 hour drive away. You’ll burn two days going to see that.

>Fake ID
Seriously doubt it will work at any of the larger establishments. They’ll either ask you for your passport which they will immediately scan and know your age or they won’t take whatever shitty local ID you have.

Also, everything is fucking expensive now. Vegas used to be centered on cheap food/drink/lodging/entertainment because the main idea was to get people to gamble. Now that dudeweed showed up and they tried to make it a family friendly destination, all the value is gone.

>>2831942
Sign up for players cards at each casino. You might have to do some research but they’re free and you usually get some kind of sign up bonus like half off the buffet or a few bucks in chips.

>>2832330
Thanks man for the Zoox app advice.

>Grand Canyon
I'll go to the West Rim, and stop at a few roadside attractions like a ghost town. It'll be from 8am to 6pm door to door, that's the idea.
I really love "Americana", such as the film Paris, Texas. My highlight of my 2 month NYC trip was renting a car and going to Boston and stopping in many towns along the way. Highways are beautiful in your country; don't take it for granted. People are retarded and say your culture sucks, it honestly is the greatest country on earth.
>Bellagio Conservatory/Botanical Gardens
Yeah I'm looking forward to that.

>Shows
Agnostic Front plays while I'm there. I'll also catch a Cirque du Soleil show.

>>2832340
>why?
My dad has a work event and the company is paying for the hotel, his flight and a bunch of other stuff, so since the hotel is huge, he flew me over for like 800 bucks. Totally worth it considering I'm from Argentina.
>Fake ID
As long as nothing bad happens to me legally, it's fine. In NYC 90% of bars let me in, the other 10% just told me to leave. As long as they don't call the cops it's fine.
>>2832342
Cool, thanks

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