Discussion for all things Philippines.The good, the great, and the awesome.Only locals allowed, any coomer talk or negativity will result in immediate permaban and blacklisting, you have been warned.
So you knowers, filipinos or foreigners.I've been moving around PH for more than a year and still can't find a permanent home. I'm starting to hate cities.If I'm a good white boy, one woman, no bullshit, how's living deep in the province? As close to being self sufficient as you can.Do neighbors gang up on you when they see you're rich? Do they leave you alone and just gossip in their homes?I understand I can never be their friend, but do they at least tolerate you?
Cubabro here...We all know theirs a bunch of homosexuals here, but have any of you seen a homo that was in a long term relationship? I've seen homosexuals in America that had been with the same partner for years....but here, it seems like all the homosexuals are perpetually single
Can someone post the crucial PH travel advisory that I wont hear anywhere else?
>>2833449You looking for a long-term gay lover, Cubafag?
the Philippines is honestly a fantastic country filled with natural beauty, fascinating people, and a vibrant culture that can be found nowhere else. and if you're into history, well, look no further.
>>2833479>fascinating people
>>2833479>culture that can be found nowhere else.Thank God
>>2833449All the friendly filipino guys I met during my 30 days there were fags with no gf or wife in sightDon't you hate it sometimes when things you experienced start making sense, but not in a good way? >>2833479Lao people wearing their traditional attire and driving their tractor carts to market are 10x more fascinating than filipinos wearing discarded basketball clothes and zipping around on Chinese motorbikes.
>>2833475Mindanao is safe
>>2833492No one's wearing traditional Filipino attire because locals cant afford it kek. Absolute state.
>>2833475Manilla is safe
>>2833478Cubabro is already married to a lass from Leyte
Filipinobros gatekeep the places that are safe havensJust let these spics and cumskins be in makati and bgcDon't let them in the actual good places otherwise its full of these niggers which is disgusting
Basketball jersey is traditional filipino attire
They caught schizobro. How do we save him?
>>2833449Your post have my attention Cubabro. I'm an American interested in having sex with Filipino callboys. I've compared Rent Men in Japan and Thailand where I usually go to, to the Philippines, and Filipino men seem to look more handsome but are cheaper too.
>>2833587Another pedo hunted.When you see the stache, you just know.
>>2833562>Cubabro is already married to a lass from LeyteWeird that you know that. Do you know that he wants a small dick in his mouth?
>>2833449>We all know theirs a bunch of homosexuals here, but have any of you seen a homo that was in a long term relationship?What's your type, Cubagay?
>>2833475BGC is full of sexpat pedophiles
Thank god cumskins dont know where the actual good districts and cities are.And the best thing is none of these dogs can't own any of the areas land. foreign ownership to land is the biggest cuck move idc if it brings more invensement were not whores look what has become of the UK and soon Canada owned by majoirty poojeets due to allowing foreigners owning lands.Whites are truly the biggest cuck race holy shit
>>2833575That's only teenager stuff if their past that age they'll stick to normal clothing
Baby I’m gonna cum inside you are you in birth control? Confused look >yes do it in me give me babyNo that’s not what I’m asking. I do t want to get you pregnant Huge grin, intense combination of lust and anticipation hits her face >yes yes give me sperms I need sperms for baby give me baby! no that’s not what I’m saying! Shit I’m gonna cum on your tits ok? >noooo inside do it inside! Leg locks me and pulls me deeper. At that point, I surrender, and blast an ocean sized load into her. She pulls her legs up to her chest and keeps the creampie inside her. Snuggles up to me and makes happy and content girl sounds. >I know your sperms are strong. Our baby have whitest skin and bluest eyes. I can’t for the life of me remember her name, so I just call her Babe >ok Babe, I’m happy you’re happy. This is not the first time this has happened to me, and it won’t be the last. Oh Philippines.
>>2833614Given how many illegal slums there are in the Philippines, it's no wonder that urban properties are undesirable to foreigners.
>>2833658GET THESE FUCKING RETARD FOREIGNERS OUT THEY ARE STEALING OUR WOMEN!!!!!!
>>2833587What did Conan O'Brien do?
>>2833679>many illegal slumsI forgot you cumskins think watching a video of philippines is the same as visiting our countryOnce again the white man is the retarded one here
>>2833733>absolute trainwreck loser foreigners are able to steal women from filthipinos
>>2833747Are you trying to say Philippines doesn't really have slums and it's just YouTube videos bullshitting?
>>2833748>thaincest speakingLost to scambodia you incest
>>2833749Maybe stop looking at philppines "poor areas" and stop jacking off to yourself on how much your country is "better" then ours
>>2833763I don't jack off to how much better everywhere is than the Philippines.I jack off to memories of how good Filipino butt feels around my dick.
>>2833615>read this>glance up from phone out cafe window>filipino man in his 30s/40s walks by wearing a jersey Kek
>>2833747Are you trying to deny that sprawling squatter slums are not a thing in Philippines? Any moderately populated town or city in this country has illegal squatter slums.Every few months in the news there is some massive "cleanup" and minor battle of riot police vs squatters as the rich land owners finally gave enough bribes to local politicians for them to mobilize.Every other month an illegal squatter slum burns down from burning garbage disposal getting out of control.
>>2833658reading this gave me a half boner
Friend and I are going to Manila. Any recommendations for more local areas on the island? I want to relax on the beach and explore local spots away from coomer tourists after we finish partying the first few nights
Cubabro: Badjaos We've all seen those people in front of the 7/11 begging for coins. They wear colorful clothing and are usually carrying children......yes, yes, we know them as Badjaos.Badjaos are transnational, nomadic beggars best known for following you up the street trying to sell you towels and other shit you don't want to buy. They are annoying, but their a staple of Filipino society.Since I was in the area, I decided to visit their home base. I was curious as to where to all come from. I went to their village in Bato, Leyte. I took a little floating raft behind the Bato public market, and honestly, when I got off it felt like I was in an alternate version of the Philippines. I never thought I would say this, but Filipinos are clean and orderly people (compared to Badjaos)They live in these stilt houses above the water, and they piss and shit directly into the water beneath their house. Their is no plumbing, no drainage.....it's quite literally a sewer. It smelt like straight up methane gas.....I was getting a contact high just walking around, something akin to sniffing glue or paint.It was kinda funny to see the looks on their face, as I'm sure nobody ever goes back there, especially not foreigners. Their mouths were agape, literally EVERYONE staring. I was kinda tempted to beg them for money, but I wasn't that drunk enough to be an asshole
>>2833873MereAnon here the Bajaos are part of the Sama-Badjao ethnic group. An nomadic ethnic group found across Southeast Asia.They originally came from the Borneo, homeland of the Barito languages where they are classed under, which is also the same language used in Madagascar. According to my research Sama-Badjao are the only two non Philippine languages in the Philippines, the other being Chavacano a creole of Mexican Spanish classified under Romance languages. The Sama Badjao's origins lie in Borneo and they ended up in the Philippines as part of being mercenaries for the Sultanates of Malacca, Brunei, and Sulu. Not unlike the role the Luzones had then who were once mercenaries too. Yeah they're disgusting but they have a unique evolutionary adaptation THO. Sama Badjau have unique spleens that allow them to stay underwater for hours on end.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmZJyPwbjFk
>>2833569Cubabro here...Safe haven?What fucking safe haven? Your "exclusive subdivision"? Your "luxury condominium" (wow so luxury, sanaoil)Philippines IS safe. I have never felt like a gun or knife was going to be pulled on me, mind you I've WALKED all throughout the Philippines in urban areas, both Cebu and Manila. Places where it's supposed to be "hood" and "many gangster"......but all I've found their is poor peopleFilipinos are just beggars at best, and a bunch of sneak thief's at worst. They are so unconfrontational it's hilarious. I can walk anywhere, and nobody challenges my freedom of movement.Simply using common sense security measures is enough to thwart most Filipinos attempts. Don't carry an expensive cellphone, carry only the cash you need for the task at hand, don't advertise your everyone on social media.....that's basically it. Their not gonna stick a gun to your head and force you to the ATM machine (like they would in spicland)
>>2833887Yes, I noticed they speak a distinct language different from Bisaya. Supposedly they are Muslim, but I saw no evidence of this.Also, they were all drinking some alcohol I've never seen before.....kinda looked like ginebra but it was a different brand. 20 pesos only
>>2833770>Filipino buttboy or girl?
>>2833894he didn't specify for a reason, anon
>>2833887damn that video is insane
>>2833887>Sama Badjau have unique spleens that allow them to stay underwater for hours on end.i hope you are talking about a fish here
>>2833970Cubabro here...I think he was exaggerating, but they can in fact stay underwater for multiple minutes, far longer than the average human. If you ever played any of the Elder scrolls games, they are basically like argonians Adept thieves who can breathe underwater. They are kind of interesting DESU.....of nothing else they are unique
>>2833763Local pinoy in an "exclusive subdivision" spotted!
>>2833894>filipino butt>filipino anon...
>>2833887Rare video of cubabro hunting fish smelling pussies
>>2833319spaniard here, i have 6 days holiday in january (wow) and i want to visit somewhere in eastern europe or asiaConsidering several countries, ive noticed the following>nobody speaks english in vietnam (probably a few on tourist areas and thats it)>china may not be the most welcoming to foreigners and may jail me arbitrarily>philippines speaks a mix of their own language with tons of english and some spanish influence, both languages that i already speakso i was wondering if philippines is a good asian travel destination for somebody who only speaks english and spanish (and a bit of portuguese) so i can communicate with most peoplei would specially want to travel somewhere other than europe so i can experience a truly distinct, completelly foreign culture, and also enjoy a completelly different type of food, as opposed to if i travelled to france or germany where the cuisine and the culture arent so drastically different
>>2834108you can go to zamboanga and just speak spanish
>>2834108>truly distinct, completelly foreign culture, and also enjoy a completelly different type of food,food is crap. culture is mostly catholic
>>2834113sounds great>>2834116>food is crap.i dont believe you>culture is mostly catholicyou're telling me that if i travel thousands of kilometers from spain to philippines the culture is gonna be the same just because they have catholics?
>>2834117it's different enough. if not for religion, for everything else.food is mostly pork, chicken and rice. dont expect a lot of vegetables.foreigners mostly complain about their food, but i like it. at least i dont see anything wrong with it.
>>283411780% of the Filipino food is just a bunch of Spanish dishes. Spanish food is shit DESU.
>>2834123>>2834122can you show me what the common philippino staple dishes are? i assume there was some spanish influence but theres no way the entire philippino cuisine is what we have in spain>>2834123>Spanish food is shit DESU.i think its some of the best in europe, not that different from portuguese or french obviously
>>2834124Adobe (adobar), Kaldereta, Mechado, Afritada, Longganisa and etc.Really depends on which area you go. some are mostly chinese, some spanish, or whatever nation was occupying that part of the island during that time.
>>2834125>adobothats what we call BBQ sauce in Spain>Kaldereta, Mechado, Afritadahave no idea what these means. Kaldereta means pot, and "afritada" sounds like "fried stuff">longanisathats a pink-ish sausage, very juicy
Spanish Anon!Philippines, would be Spain's mirror except in Asia, and poorer. Both Philippines and Spain are contact zones between Christianity and Islam and both nations are deeply Catholic.Zamboanga is nice, Desu, they speak Chabacano, a Creole language of Mexican Spanish that's 70% Spanish in vocabulary. They have Mosques (Masjids) and Churches (Iglesias) side by side with each other.It sorta feels like Southern Spain, Andalusia, except Southeast Asian.
>>2834127>Mexican SpanishDo they have Aztech ancestors out there?
>>2834124Anon as a filipino that fucker has no idea what filipino food he's mostly mentioning tagalog food which has vegetables meals too like sinagang and lumpiang sariwa if you want real filipino food get bicolano food or moro food they put seasoning and have tons of veggie meals
Daily reminder tagalog slop is not filipino its latinx mix which Chinese food Cumskins are so fucking dum when it comes to visiting philippines Just go outside of metro manila and you can get great local food
>>2834116>the nigga only visits metro manila Mate that's tagalog food are you that fucking new???
>>2834131Yes, Mexicans and Peruvians came to Zamboanga.Mexicans...https://drive.google.com/file/d/1KF4XEDgWFTlgrd8qIXyf4cuFcVBvczfI/view?usp=drivesdkPeruvians..."SECOND BOOK OF THE SECOND PART OF THE CONQUESTS OF THE FILIPINAS ISLANDS, AND CHRONICLE OF THE RELIGIOUS OF OUR FATHER, ST. AUGUSTINE" (Zamboanga City History) "He (Governor Don Sebastían Hurtado de Corcuera) brought a great reënforcement of soldiers, many of them from Perú, as he made his voyage to Acapulco from that kingdom."http://www.zamboanga.com/html/history_1634_moro_attacks.htm
>>2834135>tagalogaren't they the majority?
