big ass stupa edition
>>2836070What does Thailand have over Vietnam if I'm not a coomer?
>>2836072Muh weedMuh templesNot having to see a hammer and sickle every 2 meters
>>2836072Thailand is drier and sunnier in the Northern Hemisphere winter months. Thailand is also much less crowded than Vietnam. Thais are more honest and much more polite than Viets. Thais love peace and quiet in their residential areas. They are the only brown tropical people I am aware of who strongly dislike unnecessary noise.
Slapping people in the face is illegal in Thailand, believe it or not.
>>2836072Better beaches, more exotic feeling culture, better transportation, Bangkok is a bigger city with more to do than Hanoi & Saigon combined. Food I'll say is up to preference. Viet girls are hotter, especially in the north.
>>2836105If i were a tranny with this offered to me, i would suspect you're trying to get off on some fetish about spreading aids between people.Also, imagine the smell. Eww
>>2835910Talk to any unaccompanied Thai women you want to talk to in Udorn Thani. Restaurant girls want to meet foreign men there. Personally I liked it better than Khon Kaen. The lodging deals were amazing, even in mid-December. The girls were friendly and casual in a way that invited attention from foreign men. There were a sizable number of foreign men present in the city. I did not notice any mentally ill Thai men stalking around muttering and raging at inner demons, like I saw in Khon Kaen.Picrel was something like 390 baht per night in Udorn.
Whoops. This room was 390 baht per night in the northern part of Udon Thani for a couple nights. That other room was 290 baht per night with A/C, 190 baht with fan.
>>2836079>Muh weedNot a degen>Muh templesEverywhere in SEA has temples. They're the European cathedrals of SEA>Not having to see a hammer and sickle every 2 metersBut I like Soviet/communist tourism >>2836091>Better beachesMaybe important if I lived there, but visiting as a tourist for a week or 2, I'm not flying across the world just to hang out at the beach, need something more unique.>more exotic feeling cultureHighly doubt given Thailand has way more tourists and is overall more western/capitalist. Even if we're just talking about "non-tourist areas", I think it'd be about the same. >better transportationGood point, but in what way? >Bangkok is a bigger city with more to do than Hanoi & Saigon combined. How do you quantify and qualify this? What counts as things to do?>Viet girls are hotter, especially in the northI agree with you, but swap the regions. I like south because they're more tan/brown
>SAWATDEE KAAA MASSAGE KAAA
>>2836108>There were a sizable number of foreign men present in the city.Why is this good? It's a downside for me, and I liked Udon too.
>>2836081What a cheeky cunt you are>>2836111Please show me ANY pagodas or temples in Vietnam that can compete with those in Thailand and I will happily go. >I like communism tourismoh it's a retarded soý faggotopinion immediately disregarded
>>2836117I'm a communist but yes Thai temples mog.
Gonna be celebrating my birthday in bkk, any good reco for a place to eat and splurge a bit ? ill be alone most probablynot sure about whether i should go to a buffet or notmax 2000-2500 bath, been looking on eatigo and hungry hub but can't decide
>>2836108>Talk to any unaccompanied Thai women you want to talk toI heard this from another farang in a smoke shop once but found it hard to believe that I can just go up and talk to them. I can't imagine the nerves involved especially when we can't understand each other. Does unacompannied mean totally alone or is it fine if they're with another female friend or two? I was gonna just go for a hooker or something since I found out kindly old uncle Charlie Sheen actually lost his v card to a hooker himself so now I feel better about myself since I'm trying to emulate him. I haven't seen too many farangs out here besides me, at least far less than Chiang Mai or BKK.I will maybe talk to a chick if I see a halfway decent looking one at a nightmarket or something or on my doomer evening-nightwalks I do. This is pretty nerve wracking desu, I pussied out when a Thai granny stared me down when I was smoking weed in an alley, I can't imagine just talking to a total stranger, while sober, out and about, when we can barely communicate sans google translate
>>2836135Above eleven.
>>2836070Since i asked in the old thread i ask one more time.Are there more or less lonely white women in thailand during christmas season? I need to know. This is not sex tourism/prostitution. I just want to talk to them.
>>2836144Don't take advice from this guy >>2836108, it's slumdorker and for the 6 months he was traveling SEA, all he did was incel walking in bumfuck of nowhere.He comments about the local girls but he never talked to any of them. this nigga made a post about a girl falling asleep on the train, in the same booth as him, and he made it sound like she did that because she felt comfortable around him or was interested in him, i.e. some cringe incel explanation.
>>2836117I'm sure Thailand has better temples, but I'm not sure that's enough of a reason to go there over 'Nam. That's just 1 point. >oh it's a retarded soý faggotI'm not a communist, I just like the history, just like how visiting Buddhist temples doesn't make you a Buddhist, or Nazi sites doesn't make you a Nazi
>>2836186Why do you think dork is an insult? I can bring a laptop with me and make money living anywhere I want. Most people would kill for that kind of freedom. Get good with computers, nigger
>>2836193nigger, nowhere did I associate dork with anything computer related, you paranoid schizo. slumdorker is his nickname, you fag, and he is genuinly a dork if you read his blogposting
>>2836186>>2836213Brootal, so I nearly could have wound up making a fool of myself. What is the trick then to getting with girls here, or is that time over and I must leap directly to pay for play? I would if I knew where to go. Dorkiness is something to be avoided, Uncle Charlie would warn me not to end up like lame cuck Alan.Udon Thani is weird, I got spooked today by a ladyboy who waved at me and I hurriedly walked away whilst stoned.
>>2836215How do I into remote work?
>>2836217Idk, I'm not the dork who responded to the other guy babbling about digital nomad maxxing. Me, I am hoping to get popular enough of a hentai artist/erotic story writer that I can fund petty indefinitely long adventures in SEA without ever having to go back to US of Israel. Now about that whoremongering...
>>2836215Just install tinder, man. It's not hard to get a date from that.Don't start with whores, it's pretty disappointing.also, if you want to do Charlie maxxing you gotta do it based of the Charlie in Platoon, way cooler that way. Or do some general Sheen maxxing and act like his father in Apocalypse Now. That first scene where he's drunk in his room and the End is playing from the Doors is a certified 'literally me' kino scene, it's perfect for when you're feeling like you're stuck in the hole.
>>2836217I could train you in two weeks, and have you working in a month. I only ask for 5k USD in training and placement fees
>>2836238Okay. How much do I get paid nigga.
>>2836186I talked to multiple Thai women in public settings, but no, I did not talk to a girl who was riding across from me in a train, because that's not how you behave in a Thai train. You don't brush their knees or bump them either when you get up to use the bathroom or bring some trash to the trash bag (rare among most window seaters, who throw their garbage out the window - one time someone's banana leaf food wrappers flew in from the next window and hit me smack in the face. Also, a crazed village women started hitting me and trying to push past me multiple times while I was standing directly over an open door and the train was still moving at a good speed. Eventually I shifted to the other side to placate her, but alas, the side I was standing was the side the platform was on. Ashamed of her outburst she looked away as I stepped down onto the platform to let her descend the stairs and remove her shopping bags. She was afraid the train would miss her stop or something, even though no Thai train I've ever ridden has skipped a stop on its route no matter how insignificant.
>>2836116Where there are bees, there is honey
>>2836144Business is the pretext for talking to a girl who works at a business. Duh.Maybe after a few friendly chats with flirty women, you'll lose your uptight nature and become one of those loud goofy farang you currently despise, who has a random uggo from Maha Sarahkan on his arm at any given time.
>>2836389I can understand that I guess, even if it's not my thing.
aside from grab, what are some must have apps for when you're visiting?
RE: talking to peopleThe key is having something to talk about. Not just hot chicks, but anyone.You are a visitor, so you've instantly got things to talk about. Some people are just busy or the language barrier is too much for them, but a lot of people will be open to talking to you. Some Thai women (particularly college/office women) may also be worried that people will think they're a bar girl/low class, particularly if you look like a '1 week tourist' in your shorts and flip flops, so you need to present yourself as a potential boyfriend rather than a fling.A good conversation opener is simply to ask someone for recommendations nearby, ideally something interesting/trendy/flattering that makes them feel good that you think they might know about it.I'm usually in Bangkok 3 or 4 times a year for work. I normally just say to a girl that I'm thinking about moving to this area (shows I'm not just on holiday looking for pussy) - do they know it well? Are there any food places I should check out etc. It's also been quite useful for getting to know neighbourhoods and have even found some apartments this way.It works well because if they're not interested they can just answer the question. But you'd be surprised how many people offer to show me around places or give me their details to meet up later. If you want to be more forward. Say you've just moved here or are here for work - where's a good place to hand out or meet new people. A lot of people will say they don't know, but Thais are usually very kind because they don't want anyone to lose face. I'd say it works 1 in 5 times - normally they'll invite me out with their friends one evening. It only really works with Thais that speak conversational English though.
>>2836429Thai Friendly for trolling for ladyboys (or girls if you're a faggot)
>>2836222Checked. I hardly ever got matches from tinder last I used it, let alone dates. I wonder if I'm not just hideous or something since I barely get any likes. I'll try my hand at Thai Friendly like the other guys mentioned but I do not have high hopes>>2836441>>2836391I'll give this a go but I will likely need to be mildly intoxicated first. Even so, I think my odds are dismal since I have low self esteem in the element of vvomen, even if I feel mostly fine about myself otherwise. As much as my travels have been an attempt to be transformative and reinvent myself, and for all the social progress I've made, it seems the chickie ladies are still a bit out of my reach and leave me grasping at thin air. But I'll keep trying fatalistically.Lastly, does anyone know if there's anywhere in Udon Thani I might be able to ask around and get my hands on magic mushrooms? Perception plays a big role in identity and the narrative one writes of their life, so maybe if I finally bite the dust and do a big solo trip in my room off a heroic dose, I'll be able to rewire my brain in such a way that facilitates ease with women in the future. Or just have a good time from the substance high, honestly drugs might be a more reliable pleasure for me over girls when you're this old and a virgin.
>>2836448No, I mean like actually useful apps
>>2836479That was supposed to be useful for you bro but no nothing but that and Grab as far as I know.
>>2836429line or whatsappBolt for an alternative to grabLocal versions of western company apps like Starbucks Thailand app(they don't take cash payments)Western union just in case Moretapay for QR payments as many places only have QR pay now even street vendors.Download Googlemaps for Bangkok/whatever city area so it will still work if you loose connection >>2836448also agree with this one
>>2836451>maybe if I finally bite the dust and do a big solo trip in my room off a heroic dose, I'll be able to rewire my brain in such a way that facilitates ease with women in the future.kek there was another fag in here, about a month or two ago, just like you. he was also whining about being a loser and a virgin and whatever. eventually he went to Pai to do some shrooms (against the advice of half of this general). Afterwards, he seemed to have lost a couple of marbles and did some schizo posting on here talking about "Love" and all that gay hippy shit. Haven't heard from him in a while, I was half thinking that you're that guy.
>>2836514Oh yeah I'm a retard, I forgot Line.
>>2836451What makes you think that becoming even more of a far-out whacko by blowing your brain with psychedelics is going to make you attractive to unintelligent brown peasant girls? To the contrary you have to become less self-aware, less obsessed with the intricacies of your own mind.>I am attempting a transformative re-invention of myself over the course of this journey, and hoping that such a process will result in better success with women like youYep, that kind of statement is gonna make her panties fall right off.
>>2836515Lmao, that was me anon. And it wasn't shrooms, I did those in chiang mai, in pai it was LSD, ecstasy and DMT together in one crazy night. What you saw was just the acute afterglow schizo hippie babble, I've since leveled out but I'm still more optimistic as a whole>>2836601>Yep, that kind of statement is gonna make her panties fall right off.JEJJ, you'd be surprised. I almost hooked up with a farang girl that trippy night in pai and all I was doing was acting like a simp. Or maybe it's the reverse, if I hadn't acted like such a simp, I could've had it easily. Regardless, I will heed your advice and try to become less cerebral. To some extent, it's been working already.I managed to get like 1 tinder match since I reinstalled it, and a few chicks I'm talking to on thai friendly including this 45 year old milf. The one I'm asking out today is a 27 year old but the account was made the same day as me and she wants to meet at like 6pm. I am paranoid it's a scam or worse. Any advice?
>>2836605>AlmostNigga fried his brain to still not get laidPickling your liver in Pattaya is less embarrassing.
>>2836170I would recommend Malaysia more if it's lonely white girls you're looking for. Not as fun of a country in general as Thailand, but some people like it.>>2836605>JEJJ, you'd be surprised. I almost hooked up with a farang girl that trippy night in paiSure, that is the place and target market for that kind of shit>thai friendly>45 year old milfBruh, have a little self respect, most women on thai friendly are just some form of prostitute with extra steps>27 year old but the account was made the same day as me and she wants to meet at like 6pm>I am paranoid it's a scam or worse. Any advice?See above. If you're worried it's something weird just meet in a public place that you're familiar with and under no circumstances send her "taxi money" or anything like that beforehand. The scam is probably just that her dick is bigger than yours.
>>2836661Aaaaaaaaa, you don't know the half of it anon. The chick in question was the archetypal BPD witch in her late teens, and shit loads of tats/piercings. I was tripping way too hard to communicate in human language and she wasn't so it was a cluster fuck of miscommunication and awkwardness, though my friend said she was giving me all the signs and scolded me for failing. Broooootal.>>2836674>self respectAnon, how can I have self respect at this stage in my life when I haven't even copulated? At this point, I am just trying to blow my load and move on, though I did seemingly talk this 22 year old tinder girl into going on a date with me tmrw but I have yet to see if she'll follow through for real. There's also this chunky 80kg 21 yr old on Thai friendly that's hitting me up but I'm reluctant to have my first time go that way, even a hooker is less ignoble.Not that other anon, but my plans were to check out Malaysia after this current Siamese excursion so maybe I'll bump into one of those lonely le whyte wimminz and meet my future wife there.
>>2836441I'm usually in Bangkok 3 or 4 times a year for work. I normally just say to a girl that I'm thinking about moving to this area (shows I'm not just on holiday looking for pussy) - do they know it well? >Say you've just moved here or are here for work - where's a good place to hand out or meet new people. But it's bad karma to lie. Unfair to these women
>>2836186>this nigga made a post about a girl falling asleep on the train, in the same booth as him, and he made it sound like she did that because she felt comfortable around him or was interested in him, i.e. some cringe incel explanationWhat if Chinese girl I talked to for a moment on a bus in Thailand felt asleep and let my should be a pillow for her head - does it mean she was interested in me? Weird as she refused to talk with me much saying she has motion sickness
>>2836686*She fell asleep on my shoulder
>>2836674Interesting i met single girls in thailand who told me about how lonely they were in malaysia. But are there many of them
>>2836685>But it's bad karma to lie. Unfair to these womenAs if women and asians have any concept of truth
Koh Samui. What are your thoughts on it?
>>2836709Normie Island
>>2836685I hear what you're saying, but it's not really about that. They need to not feel like a prostitute/slut. So you're giving them an opening that makes them comfortable to move forward.Which is better to tell their friends/family when they ask how they know this farang:>he's a tourist and he came up to me and asked me out on a date tonight. He's cute so I said yes. Free dinner yum yum.or>he's working in Thailand and asked me about living in Thong Lor (or wherever). He's cute so I said I'm show him around. Option 1 = slut.Option 2 = this girl is trying to meet a nice farang and have mixed-race babies, money, car, house and travel.
>>2836710I don't know anything about Thailand. I was looking at some videos online and it seemed like a nice place.I want to go in December somewhere that fits the criteria>Warm>Beach>Nature>Not too overly crowded>Some culture but not really into museums
>>2836713That sounds like Thailand.Koh Samui is pleasant - much nicer than Phuket. A lot depends on where you stay, so do some research on nice resorts in the right location (do you want to be able to walk to bars/shops or rely on tuk tuks and taxis)>Some culture but not really into museumsThailand is probably the weakest 'developed' tourist destination for culture. Even in Bangkok, the lack of music venues, arts, museums etc. is surprising.Phang Nga province (Khao Lak etc.) is also nice for a relaxing vacation. Lots of nature and national parks within easy reach, as well as the Andaman Sea and islands.
>>2836716What's it like for solo travelers? How safe it is?Also, hypothetically, if I wanted some "fun", how hard would it be for autist like me with zero social skills.
>>2836713Go to Koh Samet. Not as crowded and it's the most popular for locals ("go to Koh Samet to get laid" - Thai locals say). I had the most pleasant tutoring session with fat midget milf bar girl who was so wild in bed and into it.It has very cute legend around it (siren who tried to be woman because fell in love with man - old epic poem)Check out Heart Attack (bittersweet satirical movie about Thai work culture) , great movie and few of it's scenes are filmed in Koh Samet
>>2836718>How safe it is?ESL retard alert. Also lmao at the question.
>>2836723>fat midget milfHoly fuckin based.
>remove the study talks and entire thread dies
Will the mourning for the queen effect me if I'm going in December?
