>saddest thread on /trv/
Damn, and you've got serious competition
Why not just go to the Japans and meet people, they don't care you can't speak Nipponese anyway, use a translator

>>2844459
Because I'm a bit dumb and don't know how to book stuff/where to go etc. I'm a loser irl so I just would want help getting around for pay. What's so wrong about that?

>>2844459
He's a lonely soul who keeps creating pointless threads just to get Japan General to make a new one faster. Let's keep a warm eye on him.

>>2844464
I don't usually post here I'm just wanting someone to go with me to japan who would not get annoyed with me if I paid them to translate

>>2844460
Go on interpals anon, find some local who wants to use for English practice
Japan is not a difficult country to travel in and no one Japanese is going to scam you. Apart from Nigerians if you go into a hostess club you're overthinking things

>>2844468
Interpals?

>>2844468
I made it now what?

>>2844473
Yes it's a website. Japs randomly want to chat on it, though indos seem more common

>>2844476
Yeah I made it now how do use it? Hiw do I just ask some random Japanese person to translate for me when I arrive for pay?

>>2844460
book a tour, much better and you wont be stuck with someone who you arent sure of

>>2844456
>literally have a super active Japan general
>despite this, there are still 5 other Japan threads being made
Please stop

>>2844456
Talk with a travel agent I guess, they will be happy to take your money

>>2844477
Probably by messaging them. Shit, didn't realize you needed a retard handler for your normal life as well

>>2844456
you know you can hire a japanese tour guide? or sign up for a group tour with a guide?

>>2844456
Exactly what /trv/ needed, another /r9k/ tier retarded weeb thread.

If you're in Tokyo on the 18th,19th,or 20th of February I'll hang out with you for a bit

Op here everyone on interpals didn't respond what now?

>>2846346
You aren't pulling my pisser?

As long as it's Tokyo I can tardwrangle you because part of my side gig is proxy shopping and getting things done for people who need a tardwrangler in Japan.
>>2844468
>>2844476
>>2844477
>Go on interpals anon, find some local who wants to use for English practice
You're approximately 5 years late, the site is NOTHING but nigerians trying to romance scam you into ending up in a Burmese organ harvesting scam factory or indians wanting bobs and vagene.
Great concept for the site but the creators had no fucking idea what people all over the world on the internet are (I met a lot of people through there back when it was somewhat obscure and scammers were rare but sometimes porn bots would clog the live update feed)
>>2846357
You were supposed to make a friend, a pal or a buddy instead of begging for help and offering money which already sets an alarm in every user's head.

>>2846358
I tried to make a friend but it's only been a week and nobody wants to talk to me since I only know English

where do i sign up? i mean as a tard to also be wrangled

>>2846364
Are you me?

>>2846358
So can you actually look after me if I show up?

>>2846369
If you pay me, it doesn't clash with my schedule and you're fine with a tall half-Japanese misanthrope towering over you in places.

>>2846371
So how do I pay you to arrange everything?

>>2846372
I take cash upon meeting.
Wouldn't be prudent to share my paypal on 4chan and I doubt you can handle an international money transfer that doesn't use SWIFT system.

>>2846376
So how do I this this whole exchange thig then? How do I book this then? I will show up of you book it or tell me what to book and the I would obviously pay you when I meet you there

>>2846377
post an email address you have no qualms about sharing with everyone on /trv/ and I will contact you.

>>2846399
I've done this before in Southern Europe and no one contacted me
The thread was up for like 2 months also :(

>>2846410
You win some, you lose some. Generally, the more you put in, the more you get out.

>>2846358
Fuck, remember couchsurfing back in the day. Wild shit, lmao. What a time to be alive.

Feel sad for kids today. Wonder what angles they have to pull. Seems like it's all gamed and scammaxxed.

>>2846434
Couchsurfing has been filled with gay rapists for over a decade now.
I saw interpals get enshittified beyond usability in real time.
Great idea but the people who made it were too naive for the real world
>underage users allowed to register and be contacted by adults
>the idea of the site is eventually exchanging full name and address with someone on the other side of the world to trade local treats or trinkets or meet IRL
>dogshit monetization where they run the shittiest ads that annoy people to no end, didn't think of setting up a patreon or any less obnoxious source of funding
>gets completely overwhelemed by jeets and nigerians
At least age and country/continent filtering was implemented so amusingly every female you saw had preemptively blocked entirety of Africa and India

>>2846442
Ended up deleting the CS account when they sold out. Kinda regret it, had a beautiful profile with shit loads of contacts, vouches, etc. Shame it had to get jewed out.

I wonder if it's possible to make such a network every again, or if globalisation/socmed has truly ruined this pocket of the world.

>>2846452
People get shittier, but You'd need to imagine the absolute worst possible subhuman criminal as the user of your site then figure out a way to minimize potential damage
>child rapist groomer
>phishing enthusiast
>DDoSing dipshit from belarus doing it for fun
>porn bots
>africans imprisoned in burmese scam factories running romance scams because their lives depends on it
>indians
Then you have upkeep and maintenance costs, need jannies.
Theoretically you could allow indians if you made a bulletproof AI that instantly flags them as indian (braindead easy on geolocation of the IP, 2nd level profile picture and speech patterns) and prevents them from ever contacting real people, kind of like the way shadowban on tinder works, but connect them to chatbots.

>>2846475
>>phishing enthusiast
>>DDoSing dipshit from belarus doing it for fun
Sound kinda based desu.

>>2846481
People are known for being more or less numb to the pain they cause to others but overly sensitive to pain caused to them by others.
See stepping on someone's toe vs having your toe stepped on.

>>2844456
i have met some japanese bro (his english was pretty good and he said "cool" and "awesome" after literally everything i said) at mbv concert in london. Gave him my phone number to write down so he can text me on whatsapp. We were talking about music and places where we came from i gave him some pointers to cool national park from my country. But he never messaged me back, maybe he thought i am gay as i mentioned i could find some bed if he ever wants to visit my country

>>2844456
>I just want someone to retard wrangle me for money.
Any one of the countless 'AI assistants' big tech is burning down rainforests to power right now can do this for you, though I suggest you go into the settings and give it a personality adjustment if you can because I fucking hate how they talks by default.
>>2844468
>and no one Japanese is going to scam you.
Patently false, there's been a marked uptick in scam-pricing aimed at foreigners like those overpriced seafood bowls and fuckloads of low quality kobe/higa/etc. beef

>>2846709
>I paid $3 more for ramen because I'm a retarded gaijin, scams are everywhere
lmao, you fuckin weapon

>>2846713
try +$50 for some shitass seafood bowl and I didn't buy it because I'm not a dumbfuck like you who's never even been
Go piss yourself and step on a lego

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I speak Spanish, I've been to Latin America twice, and the conclusion is "never again unless I have a local with me", and obviously in order to know a local, first I need to know a local.
>be me
>on holiday
>decide to go to a bar
>15 minutes of walk from my hotel
>get inside
>it's all dark-skinned dominicans
>i am the only white guy
>imagine a movie scene, it's all latinos and one gringo, literally this
>get a beer
>"solo efectivo"
>k, pay, sit in a corner in order to hide and observe and get used to the vibe
>some dude immediately joins me
>"want drugs? want sex?"
>fastest beer ever in my life
>get out
>walk to the hotel
>during the walk some dude stops me
>tries to distract my attention in order to rob me
>realize what's going on and quickly walk away
>scroll tiktok in the hotel for the rest of the night
Fuck latinos. I understand poverty, but I don't understand why it's all crime and scams. I'd love to give Latin America a second try, but only if I have a trustworthy companion.

On the flipside, once I signed up for a guided tour and the dude was absolutely amazing. I would gladly pay him to stay with me and show me around.

>>2846722
>but I don't understand why it's all crime and scams.
Literally because it's poverty, average gringo tourist tard has at least enough money on them that one scam means no need to work for the rest of the week or more.

>>2846723
>it's poverty
NO IT'S NOT
Poverty is the RESULT of a culture of crime and scams because legitimate businesses cannot grow and provide economic opportunities. Of course you're not going to open a shop and give jobs to three local dudes in a place where anyone can casually walk in with a gun and rob it without consequence. Compare this to some Asian countries like Japan or South Korea after WW2, or Eastern Europe after the fall of communism like Poland. Those were poor countries that happened to be poor because of reasons other than culture of crime and scams, which was respectively war and communism, and once those reasons disappeared, so did poverty.
IF your country's culture says that it's okay to kill and rob out of envy THEN your country will be poor. Not the other way around.

>>2846767
Nah it's quite literally because of poverty
>Compare this to some [places that were not getting cash-flushed retarded american tourists visiting as easy marks]
You're not going to open a shop when busting your ass 40 hours a week earns you a tenth of what robbing one walking piggybank gringo gets you. It's not the culture that encourages these scams, it's the abject poverty that you are forced into when you try to do things 'the right way' while foreigners waltz around waving their cash they earned far away living in far easier conditions than you.
The vast majority of scams and robberies are not targeting locals in these countries. They aim almost exclusively for the human wallets (tourists) that come in and disrupt that natural economy of the region. You can try and pretend you have some moral high ground in your culture but if I gave you the chance to scam Jeff Bezos for $10 million and get away with it I know you would fucking take it. You would be stupid not to.
The primary driving factor in modern scams is the disparity in incomes between countries. No-one runs scams targeting Nigerians, because Nigerians have no fucking money. But everyone scams Americans because they're the """world leader""", for all the good that did them.

>>2846841
Thailand has half the GDP of Mexico, much more tourists, and much less crime. Explain this.

>>2846962
I meant GDP per capita.

>>2846962
>Explain this.
Thailand isn't a hotspot for producing narcotics, nor do they live next door to a massive rich country with notoriously shitty border security that loves buying their narcotics.

>>2844456
I just came here to say that you are absolutely pathetic. Pls go back to the robot board or whatever.

Lurk if you want to learn about travel but an actual thread was deleted because of you worthless worm. My only price of advice for you is to go outside at home and learn to be a human being before you spend a bunch of money to hide in your hotel and goon to hentai.

Don't forget to sage

>>2844456
I don't speak Japanese but I'll be in Japan in February and can show you around. I would do it free of charge too. I have a few friends in Japan as well that are very eager to see me again I'm sure they wouldn't mind a plus 1. I'm an American and I'm studying a bit of Japanese. My recommendation is to learn some basics though! It and google translate can get you very far. I'll be in Tokyo the first week of february and then Osaka for Valentines day for a date I have planned.

>>2844456
Anon you can go with me, but you will just have to not do anything weird or weeby. Other than that it could be fun

>>2846962
Han Chinese and Austronesian Genetics
Vs La Mullata de Ogro

op here and anybody up for it then next year?

>>2844460
The whole point of travel is learning about the world and raising your competence level.
>>2846962
Mexico is a society which glorifies violent revolutionaries whose only virtue was calling for bloodshed. Thailand is a society which glorifies a stable, peaceful monarchy.

>>2846841
Sounds like a whole lot of poverty guilt coming from someone who never had to work hard for his money under the hot sun, so he spends it like water when he is overseas. If people didn't hand these scumbags money, and gave them a good ass beating instead, then they wouldn't even try to rob anyone.
>le abject poverty
Oh, so poor. They all have motorbikes and flatscreen TVs and nice new clothes and nice phones and enough food to be pudgy, but somehow they're still stroogling. Bull shit. Criminals aren't struggling, they're always wealthier than the honest folks around them. They commit crimes for one simple reason: greed. Their desire for unearned money is insatiable; it's all they think about when they're hanging out with their buddies watching people walk by. I'm not an oblivious NPC, so I can sense the feral hunger in their eyes. It enrages me, because I have never experienced such dopamine highs as throwing a big party with stolen cash and being the center of attention for all the favela sluts. Instead, I grind away at work to save up money for travel. And they stand there lazily, contemplating the idea of taking it from me somehow. Just like a monkey who sees you buy a soda and then begins circling for an opportunity to snatch it from you. Well, they're not gonna fucking get anything.

>>2851229
Yeah so how do go about doing that?
Op here I'm still up for going next year. I just need tips on how to do it since I don't speak Japanese and don't know where am I supposed to go

>>2851240
With all the time you spent on 4chan you could have learned the nihongo by now.

>>2844456
You can't afford a live-in tour guide/translator, trust me. That would be $30/hour (at least), and you're paying them to be there the full 24 hours unless they already live there, alongside hotel fees and flights.

>>2846506
I had a similar experience, I was roaming around drunk one night and ran into a huge group of 20-30’s age jap dudes who were in my city for some kind of medical conference, I started talking to them and they all immediately hated me except for one who spoke broken English that I hit it off with, ended up following him to his hotel and we drank a few beers at the hotel bar and had a good time. This was before google translate was as capable as it is now so we understood roughly 20% of what we were saying to each other at any given time but we were both laughing our asses off. We exchanged email addresses and he wrote me a long email the next day saying how much fun he had, I wrote him back essentially saying the same and he never responded. I assume he ran it through a translator and something I said came out extremely faggy. Miss u, Kyoji.

>>2846722
It happens to locals too thoughbeit

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>>2851921
this cute nigga straight up CRUSHING on kyoji

>>2846133
you think we are memeing but most 4chan users actually are autistic. Most of us functional, yes, but still.

>>2846357
if you're still here, anyone who said interpals is a fucking retard.

Download hello talk, spruce up your profile and don't sound desperate and find a japanese bro or girl willing to help you learn the language and say you're planning to visit there etc.

>>2846358
>interpals
holy based I'm going to catfish some jeets and we can go take selfies in front of bullet trains