I don't think I'm going to fly anymore. I am a tall guy who's built like a NFL running back. I'm big and I'm big all over. This isn't a joke but the TSA faggot machines go off on me about half the time because I have a big dick and big testicles. I never thought it was anything brag about but the TSA faggot machine thinks my penis is a loaded gun about 50% of the time when I try to go through my local airport. I'm not kidding. The first time was hilarious. Every time after has been a lot less funny. Every time this happens, I get pulled and I'm forced to stand there in front of hundreds of people in the security section as some hideous government goon gets on his knees in front of me like I'm Bill Fuckin' Clinton and proceeds to give me the Midnight $20 Special. They have threatened to arrest me numerous times because I try to make jokes through the whole thing to ease the tension of being raped by government goons. The faggot TSA goon then proceeds to grab my ass and then give me what is virtually a fucking hand job in the airport. What is this faggot bullshit and how does raping me keep America safe? I paid for the TSA PreCheck bullshit and jumped through all the hoops. And the TSA still rapes me about 50% of the time when I try to fly. I don't know what other kind of business I have a 50/50 chance of being raped simply by entering the doors? Maximum security prison? Hollywood? The Music Industry? All I know is this faggot organization TSA has stopped zero terrorists while raping and stealing from hundreds of thousands if not millions of Americans. I believe that makes TSA rapists and thieves much more than anything else.I don't think I'm ever going to fly again. This bullshit is unacceptable and it just keeps getting worse. These fucking faggots couldn't competently run a lemonade stand yet the government has empowered them to rape anyone who has to fly on an airplane? Fuck this.
Also Sean Duffy, you're a cocksucking faggot moron. Your whole faggot bullshit about dressing up to go to glorified Greyhound terminals is the dumbest fucking bullshit ever because your machines are defective and signal on any sort of abnormal bulge or gap in a person's clothing. So if you go through in a 3-piece suit, you're just going to slow everything down and greatly increase your changes of being raped by these government fucking faggots. Not to mention, you're going to be the faggot in a three piece suit surrounded by niggers, crying babies and the smell of shit? Fuck off, faggot.
>>2845974wow, that's some rage, and it's pretty based.Any more security stories which have led to this point?
>>2845974>This isn't a joke but the TSA faggot machines go off on me about half the time because I have a big dick and big testiclesFor the people who don't know, the machine doesn't go off because you have a big dick. It's all about how much sweat you have in the area as water and specifically sweat can fuck up the scanners for false positives on an object.People just say that it's big dick because it's easier than saying you pissed yourself probably or have sweaty balls.
I opt out just to get pet by them.I like to purr when they rub me.Maybe even crack a joke, like I wish my wife would touch me like this.
>>2845974This is why you apply for the global fast lane and avoid 95% of this.
>>2845974>bought loli JAV DVDs from Japan>head to South Korea>porn is banned and could get in trouble>Pass though korea, all good>Week later, leaving korea>past korean TSA all good>right before getting inside plane>See young korean TSA opening every compartment of backpacks from the 5 men in front of me>deep searching, opening laptops, pulling clothes, out>sweet buckets>quietly pass by TSANever doing this shit again
>>2846058>Maybe even crack a joke, like I wish my wife would touch me like this.Based Boomer lol
>>2845974>I have a big dick and big testicles. I never thought it was anything brag about but the TSA faggot machine thinks my penis is a loaded gun about 50% of the timi call bullshitpost pics on /soc/ and link them here
>>2846240If a big dick was the cause then everyone with blubber or excess muscles would send off the detector.
>>2845974hop on anon, we have space for your balls
>>2846316>balls>DBHis gf is going to be sore when he comes 4 hours late
>>2845974I have big one as well and I swear it's 50/50 whether or not I have a "crotch anomaly". That's what they called it. My wife thinks it's hilarious.
>>2846226Share the codes
>>2846322>first thought is a cuck fantasyI'm sorry for you anon. Chicks love train trips btw, at least in my country
>>2846411>not getting the joke
Why are supposedly free countries so cucked. Meanwhile I cleared security transiting through China in two minutes with two hard drives, a GPU, multiple electronics (nintendo switch, laptop, 2 phones as well) and here I was thinking I'd be searched to shit after reading everything about China and airport customs before my flight. There's just no excuse.
>>2847127TSA, specifically in the USA, has to deal with so many non-English speakers and infrequent flyers that it becomes a fucking dumpster fire. Don't get me wrong I think TSA is bloated and has it's fair share of outdated ways of doing things, but holy fuck some of the dumbshit you see if you travel the lower 48's for work.>Meanwhile I cleared security transiting through China in two minutesMainly because the transit zone assumes you've already been checked and they are only double checking for specific things, gold/drugs/etcMeanwhile in the usa:>screams and automated message to take off shoes, metal chains, throw water away, basic shit>people look dead panned they do none of this and asked WTF>dude who packed some weed stuff trying to take it through the canner(yes this happens more than you think especially at PHX with ASU students)>retards who packed their entire bathroom shampoo and hand sanitizer collection in carry on>it's another dude has a bunch of vapes episode>it's another dude has liquor in his carry on episodeThen you have the blacks and mexicans who may or may not speak english to any degree so they gotta find the spanish speaker who will talk to them only to find out pedro is wasted off his ass trying to board and can't figure out where he is. Don't even get me started on the middle eastern families who when going through TSA let their kids run around like it's a playground, the dad staring off into the distance and mom trying helplessly to get the kids in line.
>>2846334I'm glad there's another one out there who is going through this. There's been a ton of lawsuits from football players against TSA over the years because of this. They have to keep some faggot secrecy over their faggot rape machine but the guy at SeaTac told me they signal on dudes who are big. Doing research they seem to signal on people with abnormal bulges in their clothes.To the faggot rapist trying to justify his existence, if these signal on liquid content why aren't signal on women, seniors and every third worlder who's shit their pants? But hey whatever you have to tell yourself to justify your faggot rapist existence.And by the way, fuck TSA if that wasn't cleared. Faggots trying to justify these faggot rapist thieves existence is pathetic. I guess these people don't care if the government rapes them.
