>Don't speak any Spanish
bruh

>>2846770
You'll probably come away with quite some cool stories, but I really doubt you'll meet someone.

>>2846770
if you don't speak any Spanish then you're going to waste everyone's time

>>2846791
>if you don't speak any Spanish then you're going to waste everyone's time
I'm going to learn ofc

do it and tell me how it goes, I'm thinking of something similar. I'll think you'll have good luck, i was in Colombia and Peru last year and got lots of mires from women. I've got chadlike aesthetics though so ymmv

>>2846770
>just divorced
>so I want to go to another country and be a passport bro and get divorced again
Jesus Christ why do you fucking people torture yourselves? Live for yourself, not for the desire to mitigate loneliness.

>>2846833
It takes a lot longer than a couple of weeks with duolingo for language acquisition

>>2846883
I want children. My ex-wife is infertile. I have always wanted children very much. I have fucked hundreds of women. It makes me sick now

>>2846886
>It takes a lot longer than a couple of weeks with duolingo for language acquisition
Wow. Hot take. Thanks.

>>2846770
>42yo
bro... jbw stops working everywhere after your 30s...

>>2846890
the more I encounter bongs on the internet the more I realize how everyone on that god forsaken island is an insufferable cunt.

>>2846891
My dick is never dry in SEA

>>2846892
calm down, and don't give it if you can't take it

I think you'll do OK, OP, be sure to check in here weekly and let us know how it's going if you do it

>>2846918
Why stop?

If your dick was too small to give you status in bongland, what makes you think you'll be big enough in SA where Hernando Gutierrez has been blowing out the teens across town since he was 12?

I see we've got the autistic incel objections covered so I'll go with something else

>It's not gonna be like SEA, is it bros?
No, it's not like SEA, but that's good and bad
>Does JBW work out there?
It's not classic JBW since there's already a decent amount of white locals, but you do get a bonus for being foreign
>I'm only interested in Argentina, Chile, Uruguay and Paraguay
You should also include southern Brazil. Paraguay has the easiest bitches, but the country is noticeably shittier than the others with oven tier weather. I know it's popular with tax dodging grifters, but you really get what you pay for there and it isn't much.

>>2846959
>southern Brazil
I've spent quite a few months in Brazil. Can't really be arsed with the crime levels, although I know Southern Brazil is safer. Also can't be bothered learning Portuguese on top of Spanish.
>No, it's not like SEA, but that's good and bad
Do tell, anon
>Paraguay has the easiest bitches, but the country is noticeably shittier than the others with oven tier weather
I'm actually looking forward to Paraguay the most despite knowing there's fuck all there. I often seek out the countries few tourists go to, I like the heightened attention from women. Also, being British and not being familiar with Latin American sub-groups, those Guarani women look exotic af to me.

>>2846886
Spanish is hella easy to learn. Figuring out which verb conjugation to use is the only real challenge. That being said, if your tongue is too short to roll your r's, you're fucked and shouldn't bother trying to learn.

>>2846966
>Do tell, anon
It's nearly impossible to actually move to SEA permanently and integrate into the culture, while latin america has some of the easiest paths to permanent residence and citizenship and because of the partial white and western background and cultural openness to new people it's one of the easiest places to integrate if you learn the language. Also since the culture is less exotic you should be able to judge the intentions of women easier, there's never the question of "is this cultural differences or a scam?" Downsides are you won't be approached by women for being a random white guy and things can feel slow/inconvenient/unreliable

>>2846886
lol look at this retard. It’s a fucking Latin based language, even with tonal languages like Thai, you pick that shit up in 6 months if you’re immersed. Sorry about your room temperature IQ.

>>2846770
imagine getting btfo by spanish

>>2846959
>I see we've got the autistic incel objections covered so I'll go with something else
Anyone who considers geomaxing or being a passport bro below the age of 40 is already non neurotypical and prob the reason they are an inkie, but OP is a retard. Hearing these passport bro types talk about geography or different cultures is comical at best

>>2846978
nta but its not that easy to be conversationally fluent, its a fast spoken language and conjugations can be tricky. Sure its easier than mandarin or chinese but to be fluent takes longer than the internet makes it out

>>2847169
>mandarin or chinese
Meant to say Arabic

>>2846978
get that demotivational shit outta here. nobody cares if you can't roll your r's. having an accent is an asset, as long as you're comprehensible

im 45, half chad half autistic sperg and depressed retard. I'm finnering to go to chile. my spanish is quite good. i very well may book the ticket tomorrow and leave sunday. its still cheap somehow. gonna post up in valpairaso and work on my health even though its fine. let me know where u end up or maybe we'll make a chile general. I like taking lonely hostel incels under my wing and getting them out and about