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Will the elephant Santa visit you, or have you been too naughty this year?
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>>2849055
You bet. Problem?
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I genuinely do not see the appeal of Thailand over any other SEA country.
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>>2849179
/thg/ has shockingly bad generals lol. what an absolute dogshit op.
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>>2849188
$ What else do you want nigger?
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>>2849192
Look at the Japan general. They mog you hard, and have a faaaaaaaaar better thread. This is a shithole
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Everything interesting in these threads get deleted and the top contributors have left. What do you expect?
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>>2849232
>posts from incel dorks dreaming about v& ladyboys
>interesting content
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>>2849232
Incels paying to have gay sex with third worlders is boring and repetitive. The worst part is they thought they were "owning the roasties" by doing it.
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>>2849255
Squidward is that you?? You're back! And still projecting I see.
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>>2849256
You should post another more about how youre a warrior poet for banging hookers
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>>2849263
I'm not him squidward. Glad to see you're still slinking around and reporting posts that hurt your feelings. You're a valuable addition to the board.
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>>2849197
Weird thing to care about.
>>2849181
I’ve never been to any other SEA country but Vietnam seems like a similar place. Besides that, other countries seem significantly poorer and more run down than Thailand.

Like I personally wouldn’t go to Cambodia or Laos, or even the Philippines. They look like shitholes.
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just came back from pattaya, pretty good time.

made friends with a ladyboy and he gave me private thai lessons, rode me pretty hard on some of the pronunciations but i got there in the end.
always happy to try and learn new things, have a good time out there fellas
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>>2849181
Huh? Literally every other SEA country is worse than Thailand. Why would you prefer anywhere else?
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Glancing at bkk Airbnb condos are noticably more expensive than even last year. This is like 200-400 per month more than a couple years ago.
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>>2849359
Vietnam alone seems so much better or at least on par with Thailand in every way, and it's cheaper. Cooler history, cooler nature, food that's basically the same, cities that are just as bustling.
Literally all Thailand has is coom culture, which doesn't interest me, and even if it did, so what? Netherlands isn't a better country than France or Italy because of that shit.
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>>2849414
Have you ever stayed in one place for more than a month? I like vietnam too, but Thailand is just easier
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>>2849414
Also, the food is not the same at all, retard. Vietnam barely has any spicy food. When I was there with my Thai gf, she (and me too) was craving some REALLY spicy food after a week.
Both countries have it's charm but don't act like one is just the better version of the other one.
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>>2849414
Thai culture, language, and history is more interesting to me doesn't really compare but it's all just opinion
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>>2849439
>barely has any spicy food
they put spicy nuoc cham on everything. the spice is in the sauce
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>>2849414
Vietnam’s history is just them getting continuously conquered by various different nations until they finally beat the Americans out and everyone left them alone. Outside of 1945-1975 they have a very uninteresting history to be honest.
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why are condo rental agents so retarded this is miserable
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พี่สาวครับ สวัสดีครับพี่ครับ
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holy mother of white dork moments
https://maps.app.goo.gl/ddq8gGyRUycz6Pvo6
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>>2849513
>shortened google links
w-w-wwhat?
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>>2849513
Seems like a bunch of people having a good time.
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>>2849513
kek.
And still, those women will be oblivious to how cringe that is because of the WMAF passive buff
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>>2849540
What’s cringy about singing at a karaoke bar?
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>>2849513
umm, that's me
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>>2849537
>>2849541
look at the white woman sitting at the back kek
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>>2849513
Show us your superior venue, sensei.
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>>2849552
don't tell me you're actually offended by this
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>>2849490
>Just sign the form farang
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>>2849490
greentexts,plz
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>>2849397
>Glancing at bkk Airbnb condos are noticably more expensive than even last year. This is like 200-400 per month more than a couple years ago.
bangkok is becoming a city of millionaires, as Andrew Tate describes the place
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>SAWATDEE KAAA MASSAGE KAAA
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>>2849573
Depends where. I kept hearing about how expensive Bangkok has gotten. I went back a few months ago after 8 years and it didn't strike me as remarkably more expensive. Just typical inflation you see everywhere post-covid
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>>2849587

I went in late 2024 for 21 days. The entire trip on top of a one week stop in Japan cost me around 3600 usd. I digress tho. Got lucky with the airfare and my primary interest is walking around and pondering things. Just wish the flight schedules from where I live weren't so brutal.
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>>2849587
Compared to elsewhere the value proposition just doesn't seem there as much anymore
Hard to deny, you can go to east Asia instead and for nearly the same amount and have a holiday in the first world, at that point all you have is elephants, islands and hos - still a draw but obviously enough for many
Will say that outside of Bangkok and turbotourist areas it is still cheap tho
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>>2849644
Also things like banking, 250baht atm withdrawal fee, minimums for using card everywhere, it's annoying.
I try to get a rabbit card in Bangkok but they can't scan my passport so every day is pumping coins into a machine like a retard.
There's plenty of places in Asia where you don't have to deal with anything like that and shit just werks
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>>2849644
Most of Bangkok is still cheap. The further you get from Siam/Sukhumvit the cheaper everything is, and if you’re like a 10 minute walk from the BTS then everything is basically dirt cheap, full meals for 30 baht. Bnbs for like 1200 baht a night.
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>>2849644
>>2849650
>>2849682
what is peak long term asia if one already has a filipina gf?
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>>2849587
Depends how much you want to spend. Sure accommodation is fucked but food and water is still very cheap.
What I hate are beer prices. Yes 7/11 and the likes has the large bottles for cheap but bars, pubs, clubs charge double that for the small ones. I've yet to find a good place.
Vietnam has big bottles for $0.35-$3 at here, clubs, pubs.

The ATM fees are fucked. They want 250 Baht + my bank wants another 250. I tried WISE as well, same thing.

A lot of stores take card but often have a surcharge + tax.

IMO Thailand isn't cheap anymore.
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>>2849689
Try Canada. It's like south Asia, but without the oppressive heat.
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>>2849587
>Just typical inflation you see everywhere post-covid

Yeah dude, you mean "just" prices increasing hundreds of percent year over year? No fucking shit sherlock.
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>>2849690
Here’s a secret: Thai people hate spending money and also only make like $400 a month. They live perfectly fine lives living in Bangkok and have a decent standard of living. Half of them are also drunk all the time. Here’s another secret: Thai people never pay full price for anything, they only go to places that have deals, and places are always offering deals because of this.

When you go to a place and 9 out of 10 people is white, they jack up the prices intentionally because farangs are stupid and love to waste money. Bangkok is a very cheap city if you stop going to places where they jack up the prices for tourists. Plenty of bars have crazy good deals too, like all you can drink beer for $10. You can get two bottles of soju for like $6 and get drunk as fuck.

People like you complaining about the prices are people that get a hotel in asoke, and spend all of their time in soi cowboy. Go to Bang Na. Go to Lat Phrao. Go to Ram Inthra. Go to where Thai people actually live. Learn a little bit of Thai. You’ll see how cheap shit actually is.
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>>2849751
Of course it's cheap when you're in the middle of nowhere and there's nothing around.
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>>2849753
Not him but you're a retard.
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>>2849690
You can withdraw up to 30k, so 250 is still less than 1%. In the Philippines rhe fee is also 250 but you can withdraw only 10k peso, so Thailand is still 3x cheaper.
Instead, i transfer the money to my gfs account which costs 60 in Revolut, and she can withdraw it for free.
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>>2849751
No shit my guy. I often get street food from market areas. 20 baht for a coffee, 50 for a rice meal etc.
Visiting a bar with people that don't speak English isn't enjoyable though.
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>>2849763
How does that make me a retard? Areas far away from the city center, tourist attractions, centers of local life as well, transportation routes and interchanges, etc.
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>>2849778
Saying that doesn't make you a retard. That has the cause and effect backwards. Being a retard makes you say things like that.
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Just got back from a week in Chiang Mai. I understand why so many farangs love it there. The whole time I was there I didn’t see a single Indian.
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>>2849821
Pure luck.
On the train into Bkk from the airport there was an Indian talking about Thai food from a food tour he paid for in Chiang Mai.

Also,
>fly into Bkk
>get grilled at passport check
>asks me questions about my trip plans
>where's your return flight
>she seems agitated and hesitant
>just stares down at my passport
>am I actually going to be denied...
>quickly stamps my passport and gives it back like she decides last second to just do it
>all this attention and I last left Thailand about 6 months ago
Immigration must be getting tight.
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>>2849825
Maybe there are some there but I’ve been to Krabi and Pattaya and both places were like 95% Indians. Chiang Mai was 95% farangs. My Thai girlfriend said Indians prefer the beach.

Also I came a month ago through BKK and they just stamped me through, I’ve heard immigration is tougher lately though. Did you fill out the online form or did you forget? Seems pointless to ask you questions that they already ask you on that form.
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>>2849825
Those are very normal questions and I've been asked them many times before, never a big deal. You have to be a literal 75 IQ retard to get filtered by those questions.
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>>2849828
>Did you fill out the online form
The tdac? Yes I filled it out. She didn't ask anything about it though.

>>2849841
It's clearly not normal if I was actually surprised by it. Especially asked about onward flight. Never been asked that one before. Nearly every time I don't even get asked anything by the border guard. Just stamp and pass through except for these last two times. Both they seemed agitated and not very fond of me.
Maybe it's partly from not having been "home" for more than a year? No other country cared so far though.
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>>2849844
Maybe they just wanted to flirt a bit with you
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>be at chatuchak market
>Russian dude with a kid + pram walks up to me
>asks me a question in Russian
>I'm Australian
>tell him I only speak English
>asks me where to find food nearby
>can literally smell it but tell him there's stalls just 50m away or a "food court area" about 400m away
>asks me what currency they use
>huh..?
>immediately think he's trying to scam me or pull something
>asks if they take $USD
>asks me what the currency looks like
>pull out my spare wallet with like $20 in it and give him a 20 Baht note
>says that's weird looking and wonders who the guy on the note is
>gives it back and says "have a nice day"
I've met some stupid people but holy fuck this guy man. Bigger idiot is me pulling out my decoy wallet though.
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>>2849947
That’s very obviously the “show your money” scam where they will either grab the money and run, or see your wallet to see if it’s full of cash and worth more effort to pickpocket.

He saw you were a broke boy so it ended there.
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>>2849577
How long have you been posting this?
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>young fit farangs walking around Sukhumvit without shirts
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the fucking nigger baht is at it again!!
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>>2850022
?
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>>2850024
dollar down against it 10% on the year now and at its lowest in 5 years
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Hmm that's part of why I was surprised by prices here this year. The baht is stronger. Pretty annoying having higher prices and so many places fully booked.
Started occasionally having doubts about even being here and wondering if I should just leave and come back later in the year.
But then I open the apps and see just how many ladyboys there are. I can't leave. Not yet.
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>>2850026
yeah i planned and budget my trip back when the rate was more reasonable. now im gonna have to actually be a cheap charlie. i leave 2 weeks from friday for 2 months and will probably have to skip a few ladyboys to make up the difference
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As a tourist, what's the best way to use promptpay? I hear about TrueMoney and MoretaPay, the later working only with business accounts though. Was not clear if I can somehow register for promptpay with Wise?
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>>2850022
The problem is the agent of the CPC in the White House destroying the dollar and US economy. Shiny rocks shouldn't be beating actual economic activity, but nevertheless.
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>>2849954
Eh, with a baby in a stroller? I was stupid to pull it out but whatever.
>>2850026
Still go, just be mindful and try to set daily limits of spending if you're that worried. But what's the point in coming all this way if you just cheap out and do nothing.
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>>2849947
>decoy wallet
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>>2849179
How do I live in Thailand for a year without doing constant visa runs
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>>2850362
Illegally like the Russians
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>>2850362
language school or uni
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>>2849179
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Has anybody taught English in Thailand? I've been teaching in Vietnam for two years. I just have a meme BA and a CELTA, no masters or teaching degree. My impression is that pay in Thailand kinda sucks compared to Vietnam but surely it varies, right? Anybody have any advice?
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>>2850354
This nigga never been mugged before.
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>>2850493
Mugging is a crime that specifically targets weak looking faggots who seem like easy marks.
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Well this is new. My regular shorts smell just from walking around sewers and sitting on buses. I was getting dressed after a shower when I was like "what that gross smell?" Anyone else notice this?
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>>2850482
I did the same move a while back, but I work at an international school. I make 120k baht a month in Bangkok. Lots of vacation and my job is a bit of a joke (come late, leave early, no boss, no evaluations, no clubs or duties, etc...). I basically just do whatever I want and no one cares as long as there are no complaints. Thai labor law is very strong in favor of the employee so once you've passed probation, you're basically impossible to fire. 30 paid sick days per year and severance as well. Thailand is nice because there are more holidays, the country is way easier to live/travel in, and Bangkok just mogs every city in Vietnam. It's quieter (no honking), there's actually a metro system, there things way more things to do, there are footpaths that people don't drive on. Plus I don't constantly get food poisoning like I did in HCMC.

I would look for work in a bilingual school rather than a center, as they employ unlicensed teachers all the time and will offer a salary with vacation time rather than bullshit hourly pay. You could expect around 50-60k. This is enough to live on in Bangkok unless you're retarded with money. 1br condo is 10-20k depending on where you are, or cheaper if you really want to jew out. Food is 100k per meal give or take. Visa process is easy enough since you don't need anything legalized or authenticated, or even a background check from back home. You can show up on a tourist visa, get a Thai background check, and do a visa run once you start working. I'd plan on upskilling while you're here though. Masters/DELTA/PCGE or license can go a long way if you're planning to build your life abroad. That being said, my GF works at a bilingual school and they offer compounding pay raises every year, so there are so teachers there with only a BA making around my salary.

Thai women are fucking insane though. Thank god I came with a Viet girl otherwise I'd kill myself trying to date here.
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>>2850508
lol, food is 100baht**
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>>2850508
Jesus man how do I get a job like yours?
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>>2850508
Also, are there good jobs anywhere other than Bangkok? I don't really do any of the big city things and would love to live somewhere smaller, slower, and more chill. Guess I could probably be okay on the fringe of the Bangers metro.
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one of my touchstone memories from Bangkok was when I went up to my hotel's pool and saw this tall, roided up, handsome blonde guy that mogged me to oblivion chilling hand in hand with the most mannish, non passing thai tranny you can imagine.

i kind of appreciate a place where that kind of absurdity is relatively mundane
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>>2850514
Not possible desu, I got extremely lucky. But there are other decent jobs out there where you won't have to work too hard and will have decent career opportunities.

>>2850515
Living on the outskirts of Bangkok would probably be fine. It's basically the suburbs. Obviously, there are other cities where you can find work but your salary will be substantially lower. The more rural you get the more severe the language barrier will be.
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I miss the bum gun, bros. American toilets feel barbaric by comparison.
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>>2850508
>Thai women are fucking insane though. Thank god I came with a Viet girl otherwise I'd kill myself trying to date here.

What makes them insane compared to other SEA women?
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>>2850568
they are trannies
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>>2849181
Bangkok is quite literally the hub of Southeast Asia. You can go anywhere from BKK or DMK without a layover. It is also visa-free. Development is surprisingly great compared to its neighbors. Your shoes stay very clean walking around the various provincial centers. Hotels are famously clean and comfortable for surprisingly low rates. The people are graceful and capable of doing business across a language barrier better than most other people in the world. The winter climate in the north is hot, dry and sunny.

All that being said, Thailand does get boring after a few visits. You can start feeling like a non-person even in the smaller places, that's how little anyone gives a hoot about your life. The Real Traveler craves more challenges than the occasional scuffle with unruly curs or the occasional bong rip in a weed shop full of teenage boys. Most of Thailand by area has boring topography and monotonous natural habitats. With so many other countries offering greater adventure, different foods, different peoples, different climates, different landscapes...your attention inevitably drifts from Thailand.
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>>2850566
>The more rural you get the more severe the language barrier will be.
This doesn't bother me at all, but the way lower salary does. Bummer because I'm really burned out on giant cities.
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>>2850591
>Development is surprisingly great compared to its neighbors.
This is a drawback to me, not a benefit. I do not like development.
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>>2850530
I'm so glad to be the only foreigner in some random Indian map dot where I don't have to see all the privileged degenerates of the Western world smugly paying top dollar to live out their deviant fantasies. Bangkok has become a Sodomite city full of filthy mutt abominations.
>>2850493
>voluntarily handing your entire wallet over to a stranger who rudely demands it, instead of unleashing your inner berserker and sending him scampering away in fear
What a cuck. You must be European. If I get robbed there's goddamn well going to be some kind of injury that I can show to the police to prove that I was overpowered.
>>2850505
>whoa, clothes get smelly when you are sweating in them all day!
Were you born yesterday? Let them dry out under the A/C before bagging them up. That way you won't stink up your whole hotel room with your dirty laundry
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>>2850573
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>>2850593
So you'd rather have the roadsides in the commercial district covered in an uneven mess of trash, mud and gravel that becomes a miry mess during rains, instead of nice clean concrete stretching up to the shopfronts, with an underground drainage channel for runoff covered by sturdy concrete covers?

Strange preference, but India would be more up your alley. Weather is amazing this time of year here, especially on the Deccan Plateau. Cool, dry, sunny every day. However, hotels in India are not quite as nice as they are in Thailand. I just paid $20 USD per night for a room here in Talegaon, and they can't even provide hot water. It comes out at 30 degrees, which isn't cold, but it sure as hell isn't hot either. The showerhead is some awful busted-up piece of shit that is unusable. I've yet to encounter toilet paper at any hotel here, though there is always a holder on the wall for some reason. Hope you're ready to go native and let the shitwater trickle down your legs.

Besides, in Thailand the hotels always honored my reservation, no matter how discounted the rate was. In India, the discounted rates offered by Agoda are all scams, and most hotels refuse to honor them. On the flip side, when the simplest daily activities are an ordeal, you become deeply grateful for the periods of rest instead of getting bored and discontent with the meaninglessness of it all.
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>>2850508
Viet girls don't have penises.
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>>2850595
>Let them dry out under the A/C before bagging them up. That way you won't stink up your whole hotel room with your dirty laundry
lmao gross faggot
I had my shorts on a chair for 12 hours. They smell from the fucking streets. Since coming here, my farts also smell like the street sewers. It's NEVER smelled like this.
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>>2850598
Holy mother of sovl
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Dropped in to my first muay thai class. They teased me for looking like an jiujitsu guy wearing leggings under my shorts (which is true), but I had a great time.
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>>2850592
Cost of living is much lower too. In the sticks you'll probably get ~40k which is more than enough to live on. Even international schools in desirable places like Phuket and Koh Samui pay like shit. Honestly you would probably save more money than in Bangkok since there are less ways to spend it. I'm somewhat burned out on cities myself but yea you'll have to make a lot of concessions if you want to move elsewhere.

>>2850568
Insanely materialistic, status driven, and duplicitous in my experience. They also cheat like crazy. Me and my girlfriend split up for a bit so for a time I was fucking around with some young Thai girls. Honestly the average looking ones were quite nice and down to earth but the hot ones were all insufferable and batshit insane. Surgery is also extremely common for the moneyed families here and unfortunately it isn't done well like it is in Korea or China. Viet girls were a lot more honest and straightforward and, although they're also obsessed with money, they weren't necessarily obsessed with taking my money. Just hustling and careerism. Viet families are fucking crazy though so I thank god every day my current girlfriend basically doesn't have one. Honestly I'm sure Thai girls are nice if you get outside of Bangkok but the rich city types are getting a no from me.
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>Getting legally married today
>Everywhere says you just walk in and sign a couple of papers and that’s it. Even embassy website says appointments aren’t necessary
>Call the district today, they tell my fiance that there is a 3 month waiting list or we have to contact agencies to accelerate it
>Agencies all require “translators” despite the fact that this is not necessary and my fiance speaks Thai
>Have to pay 7000 baht for some guy to walk us to the district and shake hands with their officers so they can do their legally required job
Gotta say I love Thailand but their small government officers like this are absolute bonkers corrupt and they don’t seem to give a single shit about cleaning it up.
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>>2850599
Some of them do >:)
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>>2849644
>>2849690
Vietnam may be a bit cheaper, but you get what you pay for. I did Saigon too. It was great and cheaper, but it can't compete with Bangkok. I'm a nomad so I'm probably just going to bounce between thailand/Vietnam and japan or taiwan
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>>2850788
Yeah that's all a complete turnoff to me too. I don't have enough money to be a good mark for that kind of shit but even if I had a ton of money, I wouldn't want that around me. Soulless hylic behavior. I just want a nice cute girl who's happy with a chill life. 10/10 looks are not required and usually come with more baggage than they're worth (as it seems you've also found).
I do like Thai ladyboys ngl.
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>>2850801
>I'm a nomad
>I did Saigon
drink bleach
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>>2850796
>go to third world gook shithole
>get married to third world gook
>experience third world gook shithole corruption
>complain about it
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>>2850796
Update. I paid the toll and am now a married man.

>>2850844
Thailand isn’t a third world gook shithole. Keep your blatant retard racist shit to yourself please. It’s also Christmas have a little semblance of humanity.
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>>2850873
lol
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>>2850874
I see a lot of ignorance from posters and even people in real life from people like you. It’s annoying as fuck. Learn something about the world or keep your retard mouth shut. I get it, you come to Thailand and you go to the dirtiest village with the most disease ridden prostitutes and you think the entire country is like that. Maybe stay there and leave everyone else alone.
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>>2850877
lol
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>>2850873
congratulations, hope it goes well
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>>2850877
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>>2850877

lol
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>>2850873
>I paid the toll
Not yet you haven't..
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>>2850607
Yeah, eating cheap Asian food can do strange things to your gut, like make it release putrid farts that make your butthole itch. If you scratch it through your pants, you will smell butthole odor on your finger. On top of that, if you're getting railed by trannies who are filling your butthole with diseased spunk and making it ooze from abraded, inflamed hemorrhoids, it's only going to stink that much worse.

You should be showering three times a day, morning afternoon and night, and yes, that includes splashing your butthole with shower water. Jesus, are you one of those NEET autists who hates showering? This is Adulting in a Tropical Country 101, for godsakes. If you don't wash multiple times a day, you will stink, and your clothes will stink as well. There's no ifs ands or butts about it. And it has nothing whatsoever to do with the sewers, other than the fact that the same bacteria breaking down food waste in those sewers have now taken up residence inside you and are breaking down food waste in your gut.

People act like Thailand is so much cleaner than India, simply because they wipe the table off before bringing your food. LMAO, it's not. It's just another dirty tropical Asian country with flies and rubbish everywhere, dishes washed in filthy water, perishables stored in warm places, and open sewers flowing milky with wastewater.
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The trick is to eat the buttholes of a few soi 6 skanks the first day you arrive in pattaya, so you collect all the gut bacteria they have and let it colonize your insides. After you've got the native flora inside you flourishing on Chang beer and gutter oil, you will be good to go.

Really get your tongue up in there till you can feel the heat of the spice from the tom yun she had for lunch, and be sure to swallow a few times to fully ingest whatever you collected.
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>>2850907
>open sewers flowing milky with wastewater.
>milky
That's funny. I was walking in my flipflops on the street and while watching the ground to avoid stepping in junk, my eyes caught the sight of waste water by the sewer opening it could flow into and it made me think
> I'm not stepping in this street milk. It looks like chocolate milk.
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>>2850877
The irony you fail to realise is Thai people are more racist than the farangs.
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>>2849179
How did you guys celebrate Christmas ? I got a massage and got fucked by ladyboy
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I really liked Thai food. The spice was really balanced by the other flavors.
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>>2850967
I considered going out to see what christmas was like but decided to eat, nap, and then stayed in my room.
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I was planning to go to CentralWorld in BKK but there was a surprisingly good event at my condo. We had food, snacks, beer, live music, games, decorations, professional photography; all for free.
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Reposting from the other general, didnt realize there was a newer one.


Ive been chatting on and off with a thai woman for almost 6 years. Im a conventionally attractive, good job mostly normie. I met her on interpals when that was a thing and we moved to whatsapp. Im 32 and shes probably 40 and has a kid. We mostly just sex chat but also commiserate and share little updates about our lives. Shes sent videos and voice messages but its mostly just text. Idk what happened. She was hot before, but in the last couple of years, shes lost weight and maybe some surgeries, and she was a pretty lady before but now shes like a 10/10 trophy bimbo but in an elegant classy mature lady way (no huge fake boobs but just normal big). Shes legit one of the hottest women Ive eber seen now. Shes never asked for money. Or expressed any sort of curiosity or anything about my country (Canada)


I want to travel and fuck her but I feel like she might baby trap me. Shes openly said that she wants to get knocked up by me and the only reason she gave was that white babies were cute. When i said i didnt want to get yet pregnant she was just like aw why not? And that was that.


I know shes an accountant and somewhat middle class, but is this a thing thai women do? Im only used to anti life western roasties so the idea of a woman just wanting to get pregnant is so foreign to me.

If im being honest i think the real problem is that im not sure im gonna resist the urge to knock her up... and scared of just getting involved with a woman halfway across the world with a kid, but weve been talking so long too that I should probably go see her by now.. what do I do to keep my wits about me? Also any insights on why thais want to get knocked up by foreigners apparently (if thats common) would be appreciated
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>>2851019

Response to >>2850868

Thanks pharma bro. Good advice. We will def have a chat. I just hate oral birth control because wahmen always forget to take a pill sooner or later but not like I could get her to do any better. Ive wisened up today and its either birth control or condoms.
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How dangerous is it to cross over from Thailand to Cambodia at the Vientiane crossing right now?
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>>2851027
Not any more dangerous than crossing over to Mexico at the Toronto crossing
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What is with you people? I said my shorts smell from being outside and you jump straight to "you need to shower", "you need to air out your clothes before you wash them". I don't appreciate your tangential responses. It's like speaking to non native speakers, but I forgive your low intelligent quotients.
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>>2851019
>Im 32 and shes probably 40
>Shes legit one of the hottest women Ive eber seen
>I want to travel and fuck her but I feel like she might baby trap me
>knock her up
>40
>six years of this shit

you're a retard in multiple ways, getting 'baby trapped' by a 40 year old asian woman with her life together should be the least of your concerns

any other dude on the planet would have been on that shit and nutting raw in her in a flash, and spoiler: they have been, because she's certainly not exclusive with you lmAO
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>>2851039
They are giving you shit because you said something stupid. It's impossible for your shorts to smell from being 'outside'. That isn't why your shorts would smell.

You dried or washed them improperly, or you have a swamp ass situation going on due to wearing incorrect type of underwear for the tropics.

The fact that you don't comprehend this, and also took it personally, is a huge indicator that you have some sort of debilitating brain problem you aren't actually aware of.
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>>2851054
Bodied that freak.
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>tfw traveling sea
>luck turns on after 2 weeks
>caffeine highs mix with flirty dating app conversations
>think to myself "my new style", like triplet in 2022
>smile
sometimes life is just too comfy
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>>2851054
>You dried or washed them improperly
>saar, trust me, the poopoo because you no dry correct
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My chest feels destroyed from 3 hours walks in Bangkok every other day. Anyone else have this happen? What do you do if this happens and the trip isn't over? Stay indoors?
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>>2851133
No, wtf is wrong with you bro?
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>>2851133
>My chest feels destroyed from 3 hours walks in Bangkok every other day
from what? The air quality? Or are you just some lardass?
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>>2851155
>>2851149
yeah, the air in the city
Maybe it's too much sewer and car gas
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>>2851159
I never feel it in my chest, but I do get headaches from the motor fumes. That's why I don't stay in BKK unless I have to. What's there even to do that other places in thailand don't offer?
>muh culinary experience
get out of that shithole
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>>2851019
I’m in Philippines not Thailand and I think this a SEA thing. The number of pregnancy requests I get are surprising. No pretence of romance or anything, they just want a mix-raced baby. Like a fashion accessory. And they’re kind of ambivalent about you sticking around afterwards.
>yeah Anon, you stay if you want, but if not then *shruggs*

The girls are obsessed with whiteness and babies. Put the two together and they loose their goddamned minds.
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the freelancer i fell in love with has a full time job now and stopped :(. Whats the chance i can still hit?
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>>2851211
If a woman has had sex for money even once in her life, she has lowered herself and she's unsuitable for love and relationships to me. But you do you, nigga, and there's only one way to find out.
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Guys I went clubbing the other night and met a ladyboy. I thought she was a girl but I was so drunk that when she told me she was a ladyboy I didn't even care. I took her back and screwed her and then went out for lunch with her the following day and now we're texting nonstop and we have plans to meet again. Seems like such a sweet girl even though I know she's a huge slut. Still, I like her as a non-serious gf. Don't know how to feel because I never thought I'd be in an entanglement with a ladyboy. Can anyone relate? Does the Thailand experience ultimately always end with ladyboys? I used to make fun of people like this but guess I'm the fag now. Oh well.
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>>2851367
Are you guys blind? It's not hard to spot a lb. Even an effeminate male's frame is a man's frame.
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>>2851407
When it's a twink 20 y/o ladyboy and you have like 6 or 7 different drinks in you at khao san, the lines get a little blurred. Will say she passes more than most ladyboys. But I can definitely tell shes a ladyboy by her shoulders when I'm sober (her face honestly passes to me)
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>>2851412
Enjoy, bro, ladyboys are fun. Have you bottomed yet?
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>>2851172
>obsessed with whiteness and babies
and also the child support it will bring
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>>2851027
They just had a huge boat catastrophe on the Mekong. I wouldn't risk it.
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>>2851027
>Cambodia
>Vientiane
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Ladyboys are men, you’re having gay sex. That’s a line you can never uncross, remember that.
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>>2851452
And?
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>>2851424
Not yet but on our next date it's probably inevitable.
>>2851452
I am not gay. I have relationships with women. And passionate sex with ladyboys.
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>>2851465
How old are you?
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>>2851465
Based and straightpilled.
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>>2851452
mind your own business
>>2851465
>Not yet but on our next date it's probably inevitable.
not unless you want it, been with tons and never bottomed nor do i want to
>>2851407
most westoids can't really tell because they are unfamiliar with Asians. I'm not and i fuck LB on purpose so it helps I can spot them in public
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>>2851470
>and never bottomed nor do i want to
You're missing out. It feels good and since it's a girl and the penis is feminine, it's not gay.
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>>2849179
Last time I was in pattaya I pounded the absolute fuck out of this muscle mommy.

God damn bros every time I go to her insta I get a raging pecker. I had 3 back to back sessions with her and she resuscitated the 3rd lesson with a brief oral presentation.
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>>2851494
holy shes got a nice ass
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>>2851494
imagine the literal miles of pipe that has been laid into this dump truck
>40ish
>gym girl
>pattaya
unceasing procession of cock every day possibly multiple times a day for probably 20 years
this woman has probably taken world record numbers of dicks, and she did it casually, for fun
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>>2851510
Your cricket dick couldn’t make it past that thick juicy ass
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>booked flight to Bangkok in March and booked Hotel in Pattaya (free cancenlation tho)
>not really feeling like mongering atm

Probably just getting a regular girl and spend some time on an island or shit like that
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>>2851470
>most westoids can't really tell because they are unfamiliar with Asians
I'm a westoid and don't find it difficult. I think these guys are just zesty.

>>2851494
Tried to get in the pants of one of those 500k ig follower Pattaya girls to say I did. Didn't quite work out.
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>>2851561
>Regular girl in Pattaya that wants to hang out with a foreigner
If by regular girl you mean a girl you have to pay regularly then yeah that will happen for sure
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I want to travel to Asia for the first time and I'm thinking of 2 weeks in Bangkok to just walk around, see places, drink and smoke weed. Is that a good plan? I'm not travelling for sex.
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Does using a VPN for hotel booking actually work?
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>>2851582
no, there's nothing new to do in bangkok after 4 days. Go to chiang mai
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>>2851600
There's nothing to do in Chiang Mai after 4 days besides cafes and nomads. Just go to Pattaya.
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>>2851600
Chaing mai fucking sucks. Its a bunch of fucking rich white people pretending to be poor.
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>>2851652
>>2851657
this. i went to an elephant sanctuary which was really cool, after that i was genuinely at a loss for what to do. it's all cafes, weed shops (it wouldn't surprise me at all if it turned out CM has the highest amount of weed shops per capita in the world), and food stalls. boring ass fucking city.
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>>2851664
>go to Bangkok
>eat at restaurants, drink at bars, get a massage, smoke some weed
>go to Chiang Mai
>do the exact same thing for half the price
Hmm...
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>>2851664
Leave the city, the mountains are absolutely beautiful and they have some really nice camping spots or hotels that offer private mountain views.
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>>2851600
I don't feel like going to Chiang Mai.
>>2851652
I see. So I should do 1 week Bangkok, 1 week Pattaya?
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>>2851694
>1 week Pattaya?
>I'm not travelling for sex.
bruh...
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>>2851673
I think the thai baht is grossly overpriced, but if I say it to thai they get pissy. The fuck wrong with these niggers it not an insult, you are an export based economy with no killer products.

Also why the fuck is everyone here up so over leveraged on debt.
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>>2851708
There's a decent amount of stuff to do in Chonburi, but I don't think it's all that tourist oriented.

>>2851726
It's just stagflation and the devaluation of the USD on the back of quack policies. The dollar lost something like 15% of its value this year alone.
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>>2851470
What's the point of fucking ladyboys if you don't enjoy the dick?
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>>2851910
Never said that. I just don't get fucked, there are many other ways to enjoy
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>>2851912
>many ways to enjoy having sex with a man with long hair and makeup
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I feel conflicted, I'm a remote worker in Bangkok and I've been living here for about 9 months now. It's been exciting at the start, been walking 20k+ steps a day just exploring and experiencing everything. Then by the 6th month I just lost all motivation and just chill at my condo and stay in my neighborhood mostly.

Never made new friends, went on a few dates but nothing worked out. The anon commenting on duplicitous, status driven & materialistic Thai girls is very accurate. They suck. Add a layer of hyper performative Instagram BS on top of that and you get the icing on that cake.

I still like it here, I'm starting to appreciate the smaller stuff tourists don't notice. I like the stoic passive nature of Thais, I like how little attention and judgement people give me (most fags complain about that because they want to be noticed like a faggot). The weather nice is pleasant and breezy, I keep my balcony open all day and I just lie down on my sofa watching the clouds go by. It's really nice, I slipped into a slow paced life. I don't even wanna coom any more and just jerk off at my condo.

But I feel bad because there's no permanence. Still paying 250 baht to get 30k baht from the ATM. There's the language barrier and implicit attitude from Thais that I don't belong here and they tolerate my presence because I don't cause trouble and pay money. My remote job pays well for local standards, but I'm nearing 40 and I'll just might bite the bullet and get back to Canada before I become trapped here. My chink employer is wouldn't give a shit if I died and would replace me, but I keep this BS "jobby" because it pays decent (for SE Asia) and gives me freedom to fuck off from the office bitches.
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>>2851726
Chinese investment in the past and Thailand being so hot so they had positive cash flow to offset debts. If the economy enters a recession that consumer debt will explode if prices can't rise to increase cash flow to services them
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>>2850530
You found the architect of bangkok
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>>2851936
>who looks way more like a woman than a man and who gay guys wouldn't fuck
Why do you need to make this argument? What's in it for you and do you think you can persuade anyone?
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>>2851962
A lot of people like you seem to jump through mental gymnastics to deny that you’re having gay sex with a man. I don’t give a shit what you or anyone else does but call it what it is.

I’m also concerned that a lot of guys have this fantasy, or watch a lot of porn and think it’s a certain way but the reality is going to be different when the only thing you see is their back or misshaped butt, and you smell something you didn’t expect to smell, or you notice their big hands and shoulders.
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>>2851977
>I don’t give a shit what you or anyone else does
Clearly a lie.
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>>2849179
STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THAILAND JEETS
ESPECIALLY OFF HOSTELS
Or at least stay in your containment zones in bangkok, Pattaya and maybe phuket. Or go to Samui and make the boomers mad
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>>2852002
To be honest, I felt bad for the hookers who had to deal with jeets. I didn't like the way they treated the Thais, bargirl or otherwise. I saw a group get thrown out of Sapphire, which was satisfying.
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>>2851977
>I’m also concerned that a lot of guys have this fantasy
you aren't concerned and you should stop pretending you are. You have never been with a ladyboy so stop talking about it as if you know anything. Ever speak to gay men? Most not only are not attracted to anyone trans but the few who are like trans men who look like men and have a vagina.
>>2851936
I don't care how other men have sex but you seem overly invested in it
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>>2852008
Well it's common that Thais dislike Indians because of their attitudes and how they treat the country. It's not that different from whites but Indians are more annoying and low class than even the most Bogan aussie trash
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>>2852010
I have never been with a ladyboy because I have no desire to ever sleep with a man, you are correct.

I don’t care if people have sex with ladyboys. Go wild, have at it. I’m just pointing out that it’s sex with a man.
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>>2852016
>I’m just pointing out that it’s sex with a man.
no you are actively trying to discourage it while pretending you don't care despite posting about it over and over. You are a delusional dude who is projecting your insecurity on men who know what they like. You act like you are doing some service to men who are enjoying themselves with ladyboys when you are actually just acting like a child. You keep repeating you don't care but you deeply care because you are a sad person who wants other men to be as sad as you are.

>>2852002
Nah overall they need to go, I almost swung on those anoying ass scammers calling you bald and shit. I'm not violent or racist but I'd rather not see so many indians in thailand anymore unless they can behave
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>>2852036
>posting about it over and over.
I’m only replying to people replying to me. I don’t care if you have sex with ladyboys anon. Go for it, have fun, live your life to the fullest.
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>>2852012
I didn't have particularly strong opinions on Indians before going, but they're quite negative now if this is how the middle class that can afford to travel behaves.

>>2852036
I found the touts in Thailand to be less pushy than the Africans in Japan.
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>>2852038
I actually think it's still mostly poor people just not dirt poors, those who work for companies big enough to put a travel package together. my experience with Indians in the west is good but in Asia it's pretty god awful, Japan included.
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>>2852016
You've probably never had sex at all. Have sex.
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How can I live in thailand all year? Can I just pay some visa agent or something?
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>>2852036
>muh I'm not racist
You are. Stand by it faggot
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>>2852052
It appears I’ve stirred the hornets nest.

Anon I personally hope you have sex with as many ladyboys as you can and it’s totally not gay at all and ladyboys are actually real women just with penises.
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>>2852146
This but unironically.
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>>2852142
DTV or Education visa
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>>2852146
I love sucking ladydick cry about it chud
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>>2852174
Absolutely based.
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>>2852142
Tourist visa then education visa. Give yourself 3-4 weeks for the ED visa to clear the bribe pipeline. So when your 30 day extension on the tourist visa begins, go apply for the ED visa
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Happy new year to those of us here in Thailand.

Whether it be ladyboys or Singhas or mango sticky rice or whatever, I hope 2026 is a great year.
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>>2852256
This, but especially if it's ladyboys.
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might be heading back to thailand in a few weeks
how bad is the jeet and russian problem now?
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>>2852481
Pattaya is shitty with jeets, phuket is shitty with Russians. Pick your poison.
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>>2852485
>Pattaya is shitty with jeets
To be fair, you can shit on jeets with the Thais.
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How to acquire Thai gf
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>>2852641
Be a relatively mid-normal looking white guy. Go on tinder. Find a Thai girl that speaks halfway decent English.

It’s that easy. Most Thais will only date Thais, but there is a very large population of Farang lovers
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>>2849181
everything there is easy, cheap, and decent quality. a great place to relax and empty your ball sac for 2 weeks.
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>>2849751
idgaf about finding the cheapest deals, just need $40 hoes that accept unwrapped goods.
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>>2852704
>$40 hoes
Yeah clearly you don't care about the cheapest deals.
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>>2852256
>>2852405
Happy new year lb bros. May we have many a boibum.
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Hello everyone. Ive never been to SEA. Is bangkok or BGC in phillipines better for a first timer? I like walking around. I am quiet. I dont drink or smoke. I just want to live somewhere else for a while and explore and enjoy the culture. Thank you
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>>2851950
Your life sounds pleasant. Thats a very good thing. You are getting anxiety because you are getting older, but for me, a stress free, pleasant life is the highest achievement one can obtain. Its okay to be alone and learn about yourself. You dont need excitement or pussy all the time.
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>>2852842
If you're not partying, and you want to chill, go to some smaller cities. Chiang Mai is newfag level Thailand and, based only on your one post, likely up your alley.
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>>2852844
Basically I am very routine oriented. All I want to do everyday while I travel is wake up, have breakfast, exercise, go for a walk for an hour or two, have a coffee somewhere, walk and explore for another few hours, then maybe have late lunch / early dinner somewhere and then go back to my accommodation and read until bed time and repeat. It's very simple and would satisfy me immensely. Or if I find a nice place outdoors that is quiet, I want to read there. Do you still recommend Chiang Mai?
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>>2852847
Yeah unless you'd rather do those things in a big dense chaotic city, in which case choose Bangers. But otherwise yes.
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>>2852842
Bangkok by a mile. Yes, it's loud, the traffic is terrible, and transit doesn't have a unified card. However, Bangkok is far safer than Manila, hotels are usually both nicer and cheaper than the Philippines, and Thai food is better.
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>>2852860
To the contrary, Bangkok is full of quiet places. I never had to wear earplugs in cheap hotels there, plus weed lmao. Perfect for restful sleep. Here in India it's past 11 pm and some caffeinated couple is laying in bed watching TV on full volume, letting it echo across the whole floor. Thais would never tolerate such behavior. Traffic outside is light, but still honks on occasion. Give it another hour and the worthless neighborhood dogs will start their nightly barking, because they hate quiet as much as Indians do.
>>2852847
You can do that anywhere and everywhere. No need to ask recommendations, just go stay wherever you feel like staying.
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>>2852842
From your description, Malaysia would be a better fit - preferably Penang.
If you really need to choose between the two - just choose Bangkok, the Philippines is just a dirty stinky pile of trash and shit
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>>2852842
Philippines is a shithole. Go to Bangkok
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>>2852896
>ou can do that anywhere and everywhere. No need to ask recommendations, just go stay wherever you feel like staying.
You can safely walk around anywhere and everywhere in the world? What are you a fucking retard?
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>>2852907
Shitholes are my thing desu. I need to go there.
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>>2852976
If it’s a safe country yeah. If you’re going to a gang ridden shithole or a country with terrorism, then no.

Most Asian countries though, especially Southeast Asia, are safe as fuck. Like Thailand you can walk around 99% of the country and be assured that no one is going to rob or kidnap you. At worst you’ll get scammed.
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>>2852907
>>2852904
>>2852860
>>2852996
Is there a particular website you guys prefer to book rooms? Im guessing Airbnb is marked up 8000 percent
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>>2852986
Off you go to the Philippines then.
Don't even need bgc you can stay literally anywhere else because manila is almost entirely a shit hole. Just wander around and find your favorite cockroach nest to sleep in.
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>>2852998
That wasnt me (the original poster of the BGC question.) I would only ever stay in BGC.
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>>2853000
Oh ok. Well lucky for you bgc is also a shit hole infested with cockroaches anyway. It's just more expensive and has real sidewalks.
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>>2853001
>has real sidewalks.
Sounds lovely
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If I want to just rot in soi 6 for a week or two what hotel is good?
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>>2852997
Why would you do Airbnb unless you're staying for a long time and want to do home cooking? It's Southeast Asia. Let the nice Thai people make your bed and toss out the condoms without any questions or additional fees.

>>2853001
A Thai girl was telling me how a Japanese man she knew got stabbed for his watch in Manila. The Philippines just don't seem worth it. The nickname for Philippine Airlines is "Plane Always Late". The food isn't great. The hotels are more expensive than Thailand for the amenities you get.

I can understand the appeal for WW2 stuff, but in general Thailand is more convenient for tourists even if you don't speak Thai.
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>>2853010
>Why would you do Airbnb unless you're staying for a long time and want to do home cooking? It's Southeast Asia. Let the nice Thai people make your bed and toss out the condoms without any questions or additional fees.
Because I was planning on staying a while and like having the option of cooking my own food. What would you advise?
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>>2853010
I think the only reason why he Philippines is an expat destination is because they supposedly speak English. The reality is they mostly speak Tagalog and virtually everywhere in the world speaks English.

I have no other explanation as to why someone would choose Manila over Bangkok. They’re both cheap, Thai people also speak English, and Bangkok is an actual modern city and not a stinky dump. Plus there’s actual tourism in Bangkok, normies go there for fun not just to coom.
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What are your guys' favorite Thai dishes that aren't too spicy or sour?

It's not that I can't handle spice, it's just that I will be going to Thailand to get my tonsils removed, so spicy/sour foods will be a literal pain while I'm recovering. And who better to ask about non-spicy food than white people who frequently visit Thailand?
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>>2853020
>Plus there’s actual tourism in Bangkok, normies go there for fun not just to coom.
Maybe this Japanese guy was a retard, but to be honest, given how safe even Bangkok's coomzones are, why risk it in the Philippines?
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>>2853024
Pad Thai
Fried rice
Mu Ping
Satay
Mango Sticky Rice
Thai tea

That’s probably the only Thai-specific stuff I’d recommend that has no spice.

I recommend checking out sukiyaki or Korean bbq though. Not Thai food but it’s stuff you really only find in Asia. Obviously Thailand has incredibly cheap quality sushi too.
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>>2853024
>And who better to ask about non-spicy food than white people who frequently visit Thailand?
Are they purposely not going to make my food spicy because im white? :(
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>>2853037
Just say “ow pet”. That’s Thai for I want spicy. They’ll make shit spicy. Every restaurant also has tons of chili flakes or even fresh chili because Thai people put it on everything.
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>>2853038
Not him, but if you say this, how likely are you to regret it? I love spicy food but I don't want to come across like I'm trying to show off or issuing a dare, because there is definitely such a thing as too much. When I'm there, if they ask if I like spicy I say yes, and if their English is good enough, I'll tell them "make it the same way you'd make it at home". That's never gotten bad results yet.
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>>2853038
Ao pet is wrong. Ao means to take. Just say gin pet dai krap or pet dai krap. To say you want to eat spicy food yak gin pet but this is a little autistic.
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>>2853227
Ao means “I’d like” or “I’ll try” or “give me” and it’s how you order food in Thailand. You can say Tom Yum เอาเผ็ดครับ and Thai people will know exactly what you mean. You can also say “เอาต้มยำครับ ขอพริกได้ไหมครับ” or you can just say two syllables. You can even just say “pet mak krub” and they’ll know what you mean.
>>2853220
The only people that would think you’re showing off is other farangs. Thai people don’t give a shit and most are happy if you try speaking Thai at all. As for regretting it, Thai people eat chilies for virtually every meal, their tastebuds and mouths are accustomed to the flavor, so if you’re ordering a Thai spicy dish it will be very spicy.
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>>2853227
>Ao pet is wrong.
It means you are ordering the duck
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>>2852997
Agoda. Maybe it's worth it in SEA, but given how much Airbnb sucks in America (as expensive as a hotel, bait and switch cleaning fees, etc), I don't see the point in Thailand.

>but the front desk will out me as a butterfly
So will the mototaxi guys
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>>2852649
You’re just asking a newbie to get sick buffaloed.
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>>2853351
Very simple rule that all farangs should follow. Never ever send or give a girl any money. If she asks for money she is almost surely playing you.

Find middle class Thais. The broke Thais are broke for a reason and will suck your bank account dry.
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Getting played a bit is fine, as long as you get to play with her back.

Buy the ticket, take the ride, get off go home.
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>>2853444
Nah fuck that
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>>2852976
>timid screeching intensifies
JFC timmy, stay in your safe space if you can't handle the cramping in your adrenals.
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Hey guys I really appreciate your patience with me first and foremost .. I'm about to book a trip and want to make sure ive considered everything and get it right because I just want to have a pleasant easy time. My plan was to just book an airbnb in Thailand in bangkok. It's baby's first SEA trip and Bangkok looks perfect for a noobie. Anyways, ive been reading that there is often a strict no guest policy or that the guests have to be pre registered with these buildings that have airbnb and I was planning on bringing over tinder bitches once I get there so I started looking at hotels instead that are more laid back regarding allowing guests. Have I reasoned through this correctly or am I overthinking it? Any advice based on what I want to do and your experiences there? Thank you for your help
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>>2853847
>ive been reading that there is often a strict no guest policy or that the guests have to be pre registered with these buildings that have airbnb
it's different based on the place I had guests at my Airbnb, No ID no register. I just asked my host if i could being guests and she said sure so it was no big deal. I also had girls stay over. Since it's illegal now to do Airbnb for less than a month I think this is less of a concern.

>hotels
lots of Hotels also require ID or joiner fees if you bring someone who isn't on the reservation, this is because many men bring escorts, not even always on purpose.
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>>2853875
>Since it's illegal now to do Airbnb for less than a month I think this is less of a concern.
Meaning the host is more likely to be lenient about having joiners?
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>>2853876
Yes and it means you are more likely to be treated like a tenant and can have who you like come over without hassle
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>>2853877
Excellent thank you friend
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>>2853847
This is not a problem at most 3*+ properties in Sukhumvit around Terminal 21. They know why people book hotels there. There are many websites compiling this information so you don't have to write an embarrassing email, or ask a question that could have been a Google search. Taking the girl's id is for your safety. It means they know who's in the building at what time and the friction of having to go to the desk might dissuade some guests from stealing shit. Maybe those concerns are overblown now, with how much bargirls are making.

I would expect Airbnbs to be less chill about guests than your average Sukhumvit hotel between Cowboy and Nana.
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>>2849181
I liked Cambodia because it just kinda felt like a city that was really foreign. I never knew it was a sexpat spot. I passed a bar where there were obvious hookers but since I cant drink it wasn’t like I had any intention on going inside there.

Thailand was cool when I went to Kon Phi Phi just because I like to dive. That’s literally it. It was where I got my start with scuba and now I am looking at places like El Salvador next for something completely different. The only thing I saw in Bangkok that really stood out was a cool katsu curry place that was next to my hotel but that isnt anything to really write home about imho
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>>2854239
>I cant drink
Can't, or won't?
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where can one eat a succulent Chinese meal in Pattaya?
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>meet girl at khao san
>fucking beautiful model body but ugly face
>delay getting LINE
>She leaves randomly
>regret the next day

fuck fuck fuck
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>>2854240
I have ulcerative colitis so I cant drink alcohol
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>>2854350
wholesome ibd bro
hope the biologics are working goodly
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>>2854350
I have a friend with that and it doesn't stop him from drinking but he's an alcoholic doomer and I don't suggest you should emulate him.
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Will dying my hair blonde get me laid more in thailand?
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>>2854686
Are you capable of getting laid by default? If not, and you dye your hair blonde just to get laid and it doesn't work, then you'll just feel (rightly) like a gay retard. On the other hand, if you can get laid anyway, why bother?
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>>2854689
I want to get laid more often and with younger woman on average
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>>2854692
A full head of hair will do that more effectively than dye.
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>>2854686
No. Eye color and skin tone are what does it. Hair color is irrelevant.

If you’re a skinny white dude that’s under the age of 35 you will get tons of pussy.
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Guys I’m 35 soon and I really don’t enjoy drinking anymore. Just makes me feel like shit. I do like to engage in study partners tho.

How would you spend your days if you didn’t drink? I know, I know
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>>2854708
So if I'm 37 I should stay in my moms basement because theres no point?
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>>2854751
You should stay in /r9k/ and take your incel shit elsewhere.
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>>2854754
so there's no point?
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>>2854756
You can get a sugar baby pretty easily or date other 37 year olds sure.
>Mom can I go to Thailand to get my dick wet?
Maybe move out before doing something like this.
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>>2854751
You're fine if you have any mix of good looks and charm, and the less of those things you have, the more difficult it will be. It's mostly like anywhere else. You have somewhat of an edge as a white guy but you still have to know how to navigate using it. It's not going to just rain pussy with no effort as soon as you step outside. It's not like that for anyone anywhere. Take your sex having fate into your own hands, man.
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>>2853875
>Since it's illegal now to do Airbnb for less than a month
Ummmm, excuse me? Been planning a trip and wanting to AirBnB for a week or two. This is illegal now?
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>>2854790
It’s illegal for condo owners, not the renters. Many still do it. But occasionally some butthurt neighbor will rat on your condo’s owner and the police will come and evict you. That’s the only risk you run with staying at condos.

I’ve been staying at condos for the last several years and never had problems.
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>>2854728
>what to do if no drink
Read, vidya, nature, massage, eat, cycle, motobike, swim, stretch, read, sleep, explore, coffee, walks
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>>2854828
How are the massage girls?
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>>2854728
What do you mean by study partners? Is that some code for sex? Thailand is a big country with tons to do, and there’s zero requirement to drink so I don’t really understand your question.

If you want to fuck prostitutes you can do that without drinking. If you want an innocent trip there’s tons of food options and beautiful sights to see. Anything you can think of that normally involves drinking can be done sober.
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>>2854895
Newfag alert.
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Jesus the airport is fucking packed, and this is supposed to be low season. The fuck happened? Has massage prices changed; if you catch my drift?
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>>2854917
I’ve been coming to Thailand for years and posting in these threads for years. Never heard “study partners”. Bizarre slang my dude. Just say fuck prostitutes like a normal person.
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>>2854929
>posting in these threads for years. Never heard “study partners”
Lying newfags out themselves every time.
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>>2854929
>Just say fuck prostitutes like a normal person.
For me, it's hookers.
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>>2854929
I like to help newfags like you to blend in, so I'll explain - it's because the janny hates coomers.
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>>2854944
They delete half of these posts regardless if they’re talking about cooming or not. Janny’s are also people so if you say I’m looking for “study partners wink wink” they’ll still delete your retarded post.
>>2854930
>Lying as anonymous on 4chan
You know what anon you’re right I’m a total fraud. I just like lying on 4chan for no reason. And the person that’s never been to Thailand asking how the “study partner” scene is, he’s been both coming to Thailand for years and also posting in these Thailand specific threads for years.
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>>2854947
>They delete half of these posts regardless if they’re talking about cooming or not.
That's the fuckin truth, but you're still a newfag.
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>>2854977
>>2854947
Why's it allllwaaayyyss the fucking SEA threads who do nothing but complain? The rest of the board is absolutely fine.
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>>2852896
There's some very chill areas to live down some quiet sois
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>>2854981
I'm not complaining, but you are.
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>>2849334
>rode me pretty hard
>on some of the pronunciations
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>>2854981
Because people like to camp out in sea threads and fume, seethe, and get outraged at people interacting with the locals in fun and studious ways.
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>book 1 month condo in bangkok
>fly out
>arrive
>bored
>eat food, meet girls of tinder
>the girls always want to go on 3+ dates over a multi-week period before fucking
>meet a nice tranny
>fuck within 5 hrs
>feel like im wasting my time doing stupid shit
>book flight out of Bangkok 3 weeks early
>leave
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>>2855217
>overpaid
"Over" is the only part of this sentence that should bother anyone
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That's the typical bkk travel experience.

Curious, what do you normally spend your time on back home? Because there are gyms and solid internet connections in bkk. Did you leave because you'd save money by dabbing 3 weeks early?
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>implying I pay for women
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>Trump won't let me bring over my gik
It's over
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>>2855146
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>>2855301

He's doing you a favor anon. Your separate residencies maintains a healthy power balance. That ends if you give her permanent residency/citizenship in the US
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>>2855348
Trump is doing me a favor by forcing me to move to Thailand as it is now the only way I can raise a family with my Thai wife. Thank you for listening to braindead anons that think 100% of relationships fall into retarded boomer prostitute stereotypes.

Trump literally just slapped a ban on 75 countries and said you’re not allowed to marry anyone in these places and remain a functional part of US society. He did it completely arbitrarily and suddenly too so now everyone has to change their entire life plans.
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>>2855451
>Trump is a retarded niggerfaggot
Tell me more news.
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>>2855451
it'll just be undone the moment he leaves office anon, you'll be fine, I wouldn't stress about it long term



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