What happens here? My wagecucking is having the annual "corp retreat" next summer at a beachside resort.I figure it's just like DR: "stay in bounds otherwise you will be kidnapped for organ harvesting and/or sex slavery as soon as you step into town"
>>2849185Albania's a great place. If you're in a resort, you won't see shit anyway.Assuming this isn't /pol/bait, where are you staying (roughly)?"The Accursed Mountains" is a good book to get the backstory of the nation and contextualise things.Typically Albanians place a lot of importance on respecting guests. Traditionally, a 'besa' system meant that guests were extended the protection of their network. They might be involved in mafia shit abroad, but at home, they can't really get away with that shit.
>>2849187Appreciate it. Not a /pol/tard, and gonna be in Durres.Any recs?
>>2849211Never actually been to Durres. All my seaside recommendations would be down in the Rivieria. You planning to move around at all?Durres is pretty normie tier, you'll be fine. There's loads of package cunts down there. Quite popular with Poles.
>>2849187>Albania's a great place.It's the worst country in Europe. People kick dogs in the street, harass random women and its also full of muslims. Smelly streets full of trash and everyone wears horrible black puffer jackets. Shithole
>>2849729Which place did you think was the worst when you went, mate?
>>2849557gonna be 5 nights, is it easy to get to Tirana from there? (train preferred)
>>2850412lmao, the '''''''train''''' is ogre. it's quicker to cycle. it runs like once a day and takes some stupid like 5 hours. apparnetly it has bullet holes in it and all the glass is smashed up, too,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6NQudzqAAYthere'll be loads of buses between the 2. Gjirafa Bus has 'official' coaches with an actual timetable, but there's also shitload of minibuses which leave when full. desu, a private car between the 2 won't cost much at all. Tirana has multiple bus stations, make sure you get the right one back to Durres.
>>2849729t. Serbian hands wrote this
Lots of Albanian women are hot from what I've seen.
>>2849185There are many bunkers and other bizarre things from the communist era if you're into that.
>>2849729Dog kicking isn't frowned on? Sign me the fuck up. Fucking cunting dogs can get tae fuck.
>>2849729Which city stood out as the worst for you?
>>2849185Albania is very safe, awesome country, i spent many months there. Very friendly people, chaotic ad-hoc vibes, doesn't really feel like europe. The nature is amazing, probably most picturesque country in Europe IMO. The only downsides is crazy traffic, terrible trash situation that ruins the beauty at times, and overdevelopment in cities like Durres (industrial shithole imo)
>>2849729Some of this is true but Albania is one of the most religiously secular countries out there. Yeh it has a majority of Muslims but most of them drink beer and eat pork. Ive seen muslims in churches and christians in mosques. Religious is truly something unique in Albania and doesnt follow your "islam is bad" rhetoric lol
>>2852910It's all over the place yeah, that anon is exaggerating, it's nothing like Bosnia which is full of actual wealthy Arab tourists
>>2852911True, i was in bosnia this summer for a couple months and it definitely felt a lot more Muslim. Still a hell of a lot more orderly and safe than any Christian majority country i ever visited
>>2851757You will never get to fuck one, just trust me.
>corp retreat>Albaniawhat
>>2853205this anon has to be from another southern/eastern euro country
Albania is completely safe and everyone is pretty chill Unless you come to tepelene. If you come too Tepelene I’m gonna rape you and your grandma nigga
Pros:>no niggers>incredibly cheap>Some of the best food I've ever had (Tavë Kosi)>Conservative, no fag flags anywhere>Nice countryside>Nice beaches>women are curvy as hell and pretty hot (good luck dating them though)>no niggersBalkans was by far my favorite part of Europe. I did not see a single nigger in my trips in Croatia, Albania, Bosnia, Montenegro, and North Macedonia. Just avoid the big cities and capitals, unless you like depressing commie blocks. The country side is by far the best part about the balkans, again, AVOID THE BIG CITIES. Montenegro was probably the most beautiful place I've ever been too. 5 euro for a decent bottle of red wine. The further west you go (Slovenia) you will see fag flags and it becomes like Western Europe (nigger infested shithole).Americans are afraid to go to places like Albania because they think their dangerous and bad rap for being ex Yugoslavia. Nothing could be further from the truth. I got free beers one time in Albania because they knew I was an American, almost no Americans go over there. Western/Northern Europe is INCREDIBLY overrated. Take the Balkans pill. Just avoid Greece, its a shithole.
>>2849729>People kick dogs in the street,Idk what you saw but im sure theres two sides to that story anon.
>>2853758>>women are curvy as hell and pretty hot (good luck dating them though)>>2853200QRD on Albanian women/dating?
>>2853758>Americans are afraid to go to places like AlbaniaThis is generally a sign of a place being semi-decent to travel too. Americans need to be mindbroken far more, to keep things pristine.
Albanians are the objectively worst European population after gypsies. Low IQ, high crime, extremely nationalist despite leaving for other countries at the first chance they get. It's the only European country besides Russia I would never visit under any circumstances.
>>2854516>never been >states opinion as objective factAnother victim of social media brainrot
>>2854521I'm sorry that the truth upsets you. Look at crime rates in any European country and Albanians will be top 3.
I heard Albania loves the USA. Is this true?
>>2854545Kosovo in particular does
>>2849185Albania's great for travel. Love that part of the world. Between the 'peaks of the balkans' and the 'albanian rivieria' you have a solid few weeks of kino.
>>2854524Exporting your criminals is a great strategy to lower crime rates at home.>>2853758How is the lodging in the countryside? Do you have to crash out in people's homes, or are there rooms for rent? Can you still get a room for 20 euros a night these days?
>>2849185When I went it was amazing. I bet this dumb bitch has put it in the map the the average retard. Anyone know how it's seen now as a travel destination?
>>2853200t. Clearly never been to Albania or a whorehouse in Germany
>>2853758>Americans are afraid to go to places like Albaniat.never been to Albania v2.0There's Americans everywhere in Tirana wtf are you on about? It's basically the best visa deal on Earth for yanks
>>2854411Kek
>>2856921No there aren't. There aren't any nationality of tourists everywhere so there's no way you're not wrong
