>the best elements of India and Thailand combined with less of the negatives
>>2849804OP here, posted wrong pic
Sorry guys I don't know what's come over me, I can normally pick the right flag in the first couple of tries but this is it for real this time
That video of a guy jacking off to a woman in a golf buggy is from Sri Lanka.
Redpill me on Kandy.
Once I make it down to South India I'd strongly consider spending a month in Sri Lanka. $60 for 30 day visa on arrival. The nature is reportedly wonderful, and the pace of the streets is less hectic than India.>>2849815I'm not a colorist. The dark tribal-looking girls are more slender and beautiful than the lighter-skinned, pudgier mutts of the north. However, they are very traditional and not given to fornication with random men. South Asia is the last non-Muslim bastion of traditional femininity left in the world. >>2850118She shows off her assets in public, so he shows his. What's the problem?
>>2849815They look nothing like abos>>2849804I've considered doing TEFL there, but I'm a little concerned about terrorism.>>2850189Surely there are some that would spread their legs easily for an attractive white guy?
>best elements of ThailandSuch as?
>>2850252>picStill ugly.SEAs get it just right when they're asian with a tan. Once you get to South Asia though, it's the worst shade of brown, with none of the cute Asianess
>>2850271The big, dark, expressive eyes of South Asians are much more beautiful than the lifeless slit eyes of Southeast and East Asians. Also, South Asians don't have monkeyface i.e. mandibular prognathism i.e. lips which stick out farther than their squashed nose like a monkey.And lastly, skin tones vary widely in both regions of Asia. South Asians don't have sun phobia like Southeast Asians do, so paleness is much less common here. That also means that doll-like smoothness of skin is a rare sight among girls in South Asia as well. Picrel is a very typical, 5/10 or so, young lady in south-central India.>>2850460>European facial structureLOL no. They have South Asian facial structure, which virtually everyone would agree is less attractive than Germanic facial structure. There are a wide variety of tribes who have intermixed and segregated over the centuries to create the diversity of phenotypes found in southern India.
>>2849804>best elements of indiadoesn't exist.
>>2849804too far away. imagine sitting on an airplane for 18 hours and you're maybe half way to your destination. f that.
>>2850988>Everyone lives in the same place as me
>>2850133it's a nice country but they abuse the temple elephants there.
I remember living here for a month. Cool surfing Hotspot in the south/west coast? but I didnt really get to explore as much of the country as I was mostly bed ridden to a spine injury. There was power outages and a gas shortage due to political unrest or some shit, and the places I rented out were full of mosquitoes, there was some kind of poo literal shit in the mosquitoe net at one of the gueshouses lmao. Im sure you could get much better accommodation paying a bit more but I was always trying to pay as little as possible when I was 22 and wanted to slum it for some fucking reason. Oh yeah also the drivers are crazy as fuck due to a mixture of south Asian buses and tuktuks mixed with Slavic suicidal DNA tourists with motorbike rentals all trying to pass you at once. Pretty cool place if your not injured honestly, the food in my experience mostly sucked and if your not planning on fucking another tourist I have no idea how to get in bed with a Sri Lankan girl.
>>2851388South Asian people are quite pleasant to be around and interact with; it's the incompetence and shoddiness of their systems which is the most frustrating aspect of travel here. It's a good thing I have a strong mind and didn't fall for the relentless anti-Indian propaganda plastered all over the Internet by seething jealous losers in Western countries who are full of burning hatred for everyone and everything. >>2852699NPCs from Western countries who have always lived a sheltered life and never had to pay attention to their surroundings can easily feel overwhelmed by the streets here. If you're naturally alert and responsive to your environment, you will deal with the traffic like you've lived here all your life.
>>2850252>Surely there are some that would spread their legs easily for an attractive white guy?I don't bring this up often because it sickens me, but here is a little secret people on this website don't seem to know about.In Sri Lanka, there are many nice surf towns. In the more touristed ones, many European women shack up with local Sri Lankan surfer dudes and use them as toy boys. It's not even boomer bongs like in Senegal, it's women in their 20s and 30s. It ruined the trip for me.On the other hand, most Sri Lankan women are very conservative and will rarely speak to someone outside their family/family's circle. You may have some minor luck in Colombo though.
>>2852819Until you name locations, this smells like some type of weird incel fantasy
>>2852867Most prominent in Mirissa but it appears in other surf towns too.