How has alcohol enhanced your /trv/ days? Any stories? Any major fuck ups?Missed 3 flights due to /druk/, but don't regret a thing.
I want to visit Bhutan someday.
>>2853180I bet Bhutan is POPPING with such an airline.
Nothing major, but I've been too drunk for my dick to work after bringing a hooker back to my room. Happens to everyone in Thailand.
>>2853175It's the only way I could ever enjoy walking around in cities at night, especially while walking in neighbourhoods with lots of brown people. And it's a good way to endure waiting times while traveling alone.
>>2853471This is the worst shit. The frustration is unreal>>2853520Based. Fucking hate the fear after a blackout though. Just wondering wtf happened in anunknown city. Especially when you just know something went wrong, but can't quite remember
>>2853471it never happen to me like this. I drukked 0,25 liter of vodka and visited a hooker with a 0.5 bottle of vodka as a gift for her. She refused and was unhappy about me being drukked, yet she told me to drink half of that bottle. She no doubt thought that if she gets me proper drunk i wont get any boner and she will get off with money without doing any work.She was thorougly mistaken tho as it just caused me to lose boner more easily, and then she had to suck it for a bit until it was hard again soon after. And it caused me to last much longer so i fucked her for almost 40 minutes.But it was long time since i really was dead drunk
Would buy ice cold beer cans from the convenience store and get plastered in a local park near where I was stayingLittle did I know this park was the local gay cruising spot. Took me a while to work out why there were so many men just walking around late at night and why they were so friendly to me.
>>2853786kek, where was this? did these fags just hover around you nervously, giving you the eye, or did people come up and just randomly strike up convo? have no idea how this shit works.
>>2853175I will be honest, drinking heavily while traveling has not once improved anything or led to a positive outcome for me.
>>2853796This was TaipeiYeah most of them didn't approach. Dunno how they actually initiate.Had one old guy nod at me then come back later with a beer for me and we just nodded at each other and drank our beer and then he left. That was before I realised.A couple of times I passed out on a park bench and I woke up to the same guy try convince me to take him back with me and get on my knob. Probably a good thing Taipei is especially safe
>>2853471I was in love with a lesbian for 10 years. She was my oneitis hard. First time I saw her i told her that she was perfection in my eyes etc. She got out of an abusive relationship with a woman and I just randomly messaged her one night and she agreed to hang out. My lesbian oneitis agreed to hang out with me. At this point, I was a severe alcoholic and looked the worst I ever had in my life. Absolute bam margera levels of bloat lord. We hung out and talked for 8 fucking hours. It was amazing. The entire time I was thanking god that my life would finally get better. That I dont have to drink myself to death anymore. That I held on for this moment and that I would finally be saved from myself by her. My princess finally took me in. So I asked her if I could kiss her and she said "yes I was just going to ask you that." Anyways, we kiss for a bit and then go to her bedroom. We get naked and her body is amazing and mine is a mess and she didn't care. She was ready and willing and wanted me legs spread. Now, given that I was an out of shape alcoholic and was roughly 23 drinks in that day (average for me) my dick wasn't getting hard. My dick was right next to my oneitis' beautiful pussy after having been pining for her for 10 fucking years. 10 years and there she was. Byt my dick just wouldn't get hard. So I laid next to her and began panicking and blurted out "will you be my girlfriend" to a woman that just spent an hour telling me how she got out of a long abusive relationship. I didnt play it cool. I panicked and said the lamest possible thing I could have in that moment, to which she responded to by getting out of the bed and putting her clothes on. I began panicking more and started to apologize but at that point it was over. She drove me to my friends house and I got black out drunk the next night and called her and cussed her out for 30 minutes then tried drinking myself to death and woke up in the hospital.
>>2853849thats pretty rough ;( fucking hell. hope shits turning around.
>>2853849Holy shit. Ok. This one is good. But the rest of you are just goyim content for the jeet
>>2853797Getting trashed with random lowlifes in cheap Mexican bars (Empalme Sonora, Cuauhtemoc Chihuahua, Tuxtepec Oaxaca among other places) has gotten me close to robbery or a fight on more than one occasion. In a way it was a valuable life experience, as it taught me how to handle myself in a hostile environment while drunk and alone. But yeah, the alcohol Jew is not going to uplift or improve your life whatsoever. And as you get older, it doesn't even give you the mindless good time that it did when you were young. Since turning 30, I much prefer hiking in nature to getting trashed. It costs less and leaves me feeling better afterwards.
>Last night of trip to Lisbon, flying home in morning>Find comfy quiet bar, have a few drinks>One girl that works there is pure sexo>They start giving me free whiskeys/shots>"Fuck, am I actually in?">Keep drinking>Sexo girl starts dancing with people in the bar>Beckons me over>I dance with her>Fuck I'm actually being a normie>Gently put a hand on her back>"Don't touch me please">Oh it's like that then>Go back to hotel shortly after>Throw up all over bathroom>Fall asleep, wake up at like 5 in the morning>ohshit.jpg>Frantically clean up vomit, pack, get taxi to airport>"Fuck I'm late I'm late I'm late">Get through security>I'm one of the first people to the gate and everything is fine
>>2853175I once went on a quest for beer in a tiny Muslim town in Xinjiang China with a Chinese friend and a few Uyghurs who also wanted beerbecause 98% of the town was Muslim only one shop sold beerwe walked around for like half an hour searching for itthen proceeded to get pissed on SUPER WUSU (10% abv) and eat a ridiculous amount of lamb skewersa few days later I got drunk with my driver in a yurt and fell asleep in the middle of the day
>>2855280incredibly druk.
>>2855280ebinwhen was this? I thought Xinjiang was hard to access as an outsider
>>2855407I'm going there soon. I believe it's opened up apart from certain areas (borders, some roads, etc). Apparently the security presence is high. I'l be entering on a mutli year biz visa, so I'm not sure whether having it on a tourist visa itinerary is a problem, but yeah, I'll report back at the end of next month how it's all gone.
>>28554072025picrel the wusu in question
>>2853786> Little did I knowsure buddy
>>2853471Learned my lesson too. If you're drinking heavily, don't expect a good performance. I was in Thailand last year and we were binge drinking that night but when we got back to the hotel she couldn't get it up and I wasted so much money.
>>2853175>live in Sydney house with 2 Irish girls (I'm Aussie)>Constant stream of Irish tourists sleeping on our longue or banging the lasses>easily 4 out of 5 missed their flights back to the UK because they got too munted>I start making jokes, mocking the shit out of them which is the last thing they need hungover and fucking up that hard, guess its not the craic now is it mate Thanks for the liver damage I guess, always good times with the drunken fuckin Irish
>>2857432>Missing an Aus-Ire flightahahahah. uh oh.
>>2857432>>live in Sydney house with 2 Irish girls (I'm Aussie)>>Constant stream of Irish tourists sleeping on our longue or banging the lassesyou enjoy being a cuck?
>>2857454You need to be over 18 to post on this website anonWhat sort of pathetic dumbcunt has never lived in a sharehouse, let me guess you've only ever lived with men haven't you? It would explain the rampant homosexuality exhibited here
>>2857454How are the acoustics from your room when you hear your roommate moaning from getting rammed? When you see them in the morning, do you high-five them and give them a sassy "slay queen" comment?
>>2857727meant for>>2857473
>>2857727You're outting yourself as a brown sexless faggot you do realizeI've lived with a dozen random women in various places after moving out of home, fucked a bunch of them, heard them get railed a bunch too, why would I give a shit? You've never even been in a party hostel?You seem like the sort of supreme gentlemen mentally obsessed with meatflaps writing manifestos with one ear on the door
>>2857454yeah this shit would scar you for life. him taking the piss out of himself for it on a weebo forum is his coping mechanism.
>>2857842>>2857727>>2857454If you werent socially crippled spastics, youd know how much of an incredibly BAD idea it is to bang your roomies.Alone because your place will be a no chicks zone from then on.And well, someone has to do it if you don't, no reason to get your panties in a knot.
>>2853180I lived in Bhutan for 3 years and I'll tell you it isn't worth visiting unless you get a job and actually live there. It's North Korea tier with the regulations, mandatory tour guides, isolated hotels, etc. You'll be able to get a few really beautiful hikes in, but you won't be able to see the country itself at all. It's also obscenely expensive to go as a tourist. $2k for the visa, $200 per day, $2k-$10k for hotels and food, another few hundred for the mandatory tour guide. The prices have probably changed a bit since I lived there but I know it's still unbelievably expensive. Which is very sad since it's such an amazing place.>>2853181Drukair rocks. They gave me a whole bottle of vodka when I asked for it and just let me drink it all on the 2 hour flight from dehli. I became friends with some of the flight attendants and they would always make sure I had a beer in my hand the whole flight.
