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I want to visit Bhutan someday.

>>2853180
I bet Bhutan is POPPING with such an airline.

Nothing major, but I've been too drunk for my dick to work after bringing a hooker back to my room. Happens to everyone in Thailand.

>>2853175
It's the only way I could ever enjoy walking around in cities at night, especially while walking in neighbourhoods with lots of brown people. And it's a good way to endure waiting times while traveling alone.

>>2853471
This is the worst shit. The frustration is unreal

>>2853520
Based. Fucking hate the fear after a blackout though. Just wondering wtf happened in anunknown city. Especially when you just know something went wrong, but can't quite remember

>>2853471
it never happen to me like this. I drukked 0,25 liter of vodka and visited a hooker with a 0.5 bottle of vodka as a gift for her. She refused and was unhappy about me being drukked, yet she told me to drink half of that bottle. She no doubt thought that if she gets me proper drunk i wont get any boner and she will get off with money without doing any work.
She was thorougly mistaken tho as it just caused me to lose boner more easily, and then she had to suck it for a bit until it was hard again soon after. And it caused me to last much longer so i fucked her for almost 40 minutes.
But it was long time since i really was dead drunk

Would buy ice cold beer cans from the convenience store and get plastered in a local park near where I was staying
Little did I know this park was the local gay cruising spot. Took me a while to work out why there were so many men just walking around late at night and why they were so friendly to me.

>>2853786
kek, where was this? did these fags just hover around you nervously, giving you the eye, or did people come up and just randomly strike up convo? have no idea how this shit works.

>>2853175
I will be honest, drinking heavily while traveling has not once improved anything or led to a positive outcome for me.

>>2853796
This was Taipei
Yeah most of them didn't approach. Dunno how they actually initiate.
Had one old guy nod at me then come back later with a beer for me and we just nodded at each other and drank our beer and then he left. That was before I realised.
A couple of times I passed out on a park bench and I woke up to the same guy try convince me to take him back with me and get on my knob. Probably a good thing Taipei is especially safe

>>2853471
I was in love with a lesbian for 10 years. She was my oneitis hard. First time I saw her i told her that she was perfection in my eyes etc. She got out of an abusive relationship with a woman and I just randomly messaged her one night and she agreed to hang out. My lesbian oneitis agreed to hang out with me. At this point, I was a severe alcoholic and looked the worst I ever had in my life. Absolute bam margera levels of bloat lord. We hung out and talked for 8 fucking hours. It was amazing. The entire time I was thanking god that my life would finally get better. That I dont have to drink myself to death anymore. That I held on for this moment and that I would finally be saved from myself by her. My princess finally took me in. So I asked her if I could kiss her and she said "yes I was just going to ask you that." Anyways, we kiss for a bit and then go to her bedroom. We get naked and her body is amazing and mine is a mess and she didn't care. She was ready and willing and wanted me legs spread. Now, given that I was an out of shape alcoholic and was roughly 23 drinks in that day (average for me) my dick wasn't getting hard. My dick was right next to my oneitis' beautiful pussy after having been pining for her for 10 fucking years. 10 years and there she was. Byt my dick just wouldn't get hard. So I laid next to her and began panicking and blurted out "will you be my girlfriend" to a woman that just spent an hour telling me how she got out of a long abusive relationship. I didnt play it cool. I panicked and said the lamest possible thing I could have in that moment, to which she responded to by getting out of the bed and putting her clothes on. I began panicking more and started to apologize but at that point it was over. She drove me to my friends house and I got black out drunk the next night and called her and cussed her out for 30 minutes then tried drinking myself to death and woke up in the hospital.

>>2853849
thats pretty rough ;( fucking hell. hope shits turning around.

>>2853849
Holy shit. Ok. This one is good. But the rest of you are just goyim content for the jeet