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>Farang complaining about the strong bath, while the Thai aunties get rich with rising gold prices
-edition
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>>2856271
strong bath? just shower instead
>baht
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just delete the thread and try again
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>>2856288
>>2856291
kek, I'm running low on sleep
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>>2856271
How your post finds me
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>>2856304
Imagine the poor 90lb Isaan gal that has to fuck that.
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Mosquito bit my dick again.
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keep waking up with these
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Just got catfished by a fat girl on tinder. She was so hot in her pictures from 3 years and 60 pounds ago too. Gross.
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>>2856549
>>2856551
Kek
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>>2856549
Imagine being handed this and being shocked.
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>>2856549
>having to admit on paper you are gay
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I understand why the dollar is weak but why the fuck is the Euro and Pound weak?
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>>2856549
lol absolute Troon magnet. Roger the todger dodger.

How do you say ‘yes please’ in Thai
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>go to my local Thai place
>it's worse than the middest slop I had in Pats
Fuck, I guess I gotta watch a bunch of Pailin's Kitchen videos and do it myself.
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Any anons in pattaya? Im an ugly guy with no friends, so if we hang out, you will look better
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>>2856304
So much fat and he still needs an extra cushion on his chair. LMAO
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>>2856607
Thai baht is strong because the country's economic and political situation is strong, despite a 7% slump in foreign tourist arrivals in 2025. Most of Thailand is as developed as it's gonna get. Unlike India, which is stuck in a devaluational hyper-growth mindset and can't seem to stop its rupee from steadily sinking against the dollar.
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>>2856608
>ได้ครับ
The way the language is structured they don't say please. Politeness is added to sentence via particles.
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So, I stay in my resort all day, go to the sauna and gym every morning, order grab for whatever I need, and have beautiful Thai women that I matched with on tinder over every night that arent freelancers (they just say im hot). Is this living in sin, or is this heaven?
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>>2856648
Think I'll be joining you soon. Got my DTV visa so I'm good for 5 years.
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>>2856650
Nice. This is my first time here and im only here 60 days, but if my visa doesnt go through for Japan imma get the 5 year thai visa. Happy for you anon. See you around
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Are you all just getting dtv with Muay Thai or what?
I don't want to get stuck in some program like this but dtv just looks so damn convenient.
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>>2856637
I'm happy for the Thais
Decades of being a cheap dump for the west and I'm sitting there a few nights ago chatting with some Brits in W market who couldn't stop complaining how expensive it is and avoiding buying food while locals are sitting there with tables full of food.
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>>2856662
workcation $17k in an account and some fake letters, got approved.
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>>2856582
Not going to lie, I've gotten into a taxi with one absolutely trashed and only realized when the driver said it to me.
Didn't even believe him at the time, thought he was joking
Gave him 100 baht for a 500m trip and I jumped out in the middle of Sukhumvit.
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>>2856662
dtv isn't Muay Thai? have they expanded it?
Friend did Ed visa and said it was cruisy as fuck, the actual required training isn't that much even when fully by the book
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>>2856607
>Euro
idk

>Pound
The UK economy is in the dumps
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>>2856637
So basically everything that isn't in the super friends is going against the dollar? I wonder if it will get worst now with all of the cracks that are appearing.
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>>2856674
Glad I got to have some fun in Thailand before this guy turns us all into brokies.
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>>2856665
The fake letters were for a job? I'm jobless but have lots of money.

>>2856669
Dtv can be many things it looks like. Working remotely is an easy way if you have that income proof. Others are programs for Thai "soft power" cultural things. I think muay Thai just may be the most popular.
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>>2856677
>The fake letters were for a job? I'm jobless but have lots of money.
>>2856665
Seconding this question. Been unemployed for 3 years but have money from savings. Please help anons
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>>2856677
>>2856683
You need a job that lets you work remote. My letters were fake. They didn't check.
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>>2856664
>I'm happy for the Thais
This is detrimental for them, retard. It's not like they're buying anything in foreign countries. A strong Thai baht doesn't make living expenses cheaper for them, it just means Thai people will receive less business.
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>>2856648
what does this lifestyle cost?
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>>2856723
Ill let you know at the end of the month. Looks like 2 k though usd for everything and it's my first go at it. Could probably get to 1250 desu
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>>2856648
Ok, but why exactly fly around half the world for this? Thats what I do when jobless at home, except that you have to talk to women irl because tinder is garbage
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>>2856648
That sounds incredible if it was lbs instead.
I sometimes wonder why I don't leave bangkok and go to resort area but then I remember I'm just kind of stupid or something.
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>>2856719
>it's not like they are buying anything in foreign countries
It makes literally everything cheaper for them by simply lowering gas prices
What sort of retarded worldview do you have that Thais don't own phones or eat beef?
A lower currency only benefits exporters like Toyota and rice farmers
A higher baht benefits consumers, so everyone.
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Im such an idiot. I didnt realize Pattaya was specifically known for tutoring and I have no interest in that at all. I came to Thailand to meet someone normal and nice. Im looking at places in Bangkok now instead. I know tutors exist there too, but it's not specifically known for them. Is my analysis correct?
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>>2856817
A normal and nice Thai girl wouldn't be seen anywhere near you anon.
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>>2856831
You'll find whatever you want 555+
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>>2856817
Stay on the dark side, then. I don't know how you didn't know what you were getting into if you booked a place between Terminal 21 and Walking Street.
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>>2856825
Maybe youre right, but there has to be a compromise between normal and nice and a tutor.
>>2856836
Yeah that was the one thing I forgot to research lmao. Will have better luck in Bangkok? Im guessing pattaya is the most tutor saturated per capita?
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>>2856842
There are normal girls in Pats, but they're mostly on the other side of town.

>Will I have better luck in Bangkok?
Online dating is filled with tutors, and I doubt you know enough Thai to make a connection, nor their long enough to hang out with the more English friendly educated Thais. You'd have better luck trying to nail some stinky German backpacker chick, honestly. Especially if you're just there for a 2-3 week vacation.
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>>2856845
Im here for 2 months.
>online dating
Im online but I go out too. Basically I just want to know if bangkok would be the better option considering i dont need tutoring, especially for someone that enjoys walking around? I genuinely dont know much about the cities here, and just booked a flight on a whim for fun
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>>2856846
>that enjoys walking around
Even with the hookers, I'd say Pats is a more chill place to go for a walk. There is stuff outside nightlife to do. It's got that gorgeous wood temple, and some other fun touristy things. You could train at the Fairtex gym if you like muay thai.

BKK has more to do. It has some nice parks. If you're into the giant Asian malls, it's better. If you're after touristy stuff and novelties, BKK is better. But traffic is crazy. My poor Grab driver said that she prefers taxiing around Chonburi(Pattaya) because there's less traffic and things are more relaxed. Everything smells like motorbike exhaust, and BTS/MRT aren't nearly as comprehensive as the transit networks of somewhere like a big Japanese city.

If you're into museums, you'll be disappointed imo.
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>>2856869
Don't stay in Pats the whole time, especially if you've never been to Thailand before. I'm saying this because there's more stuff to do than the nightlife there Pattaya itself and in the Chonburi area. It definitely might not be for you; I just think you don't need to rush to BKK because you thought Walking Street sucked.
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>>2856817
>posts on /trv/
>walks into Pattaya looking for a tradwife
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>>2856888
Well I dont drink ir smoke or party at all, and I dont want tutoring, so I feel like ive made a mistake coming to pattaya, but im gonna stick it out because I trust you fir whatever reason. Anything you recommend while im here?
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>>2856905
>a tradwife
Never said that, you silly billy
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>>2856845
>on the other side of town.
Where exactly is this? What do you mean? Ill.go there tomorrow
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>>2856928
I have no idea what that anon means but fairly sure it means the part of town filled with whores in bikinis grabbing literally every dick that walks within 5m of them
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>>2856817
pattaya is unironically a great place to laze around and do fuck all for weeks at a time. lots of cheap food including western options from all the boomers setting up shop, and endless cheap massage parlours
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>>2857038
Yes but I also want female company and not tutoring
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>>2856906
You have people that never venture further than WS, Buakhao, and 6 - and then complain that there's nothing else to do but nightlife. That's kinda on you. It's not Bangkok. You can Grab or Bolt around town without getting stuck in gridlock.
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>>2856817
Nong Khai has cute normal chicks
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>>2857048
Ive only been here 4 days so far man, thats why im asking questions. I want to explore, and naturally, the areas you mentioned arent for me.
>>2857085
Thank you
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How long does it usually take you to kind of acclimate to the heat if your flying from a cold wintery climate nation?
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>>2857356
Just left Bangkok and the weather has been perfect for the last month, if you are going now there's nothing to acclimate to
It's not hot at all unless you are walking a lot in the middle of the day
I normally visit around Songkran time so never realised how fucking good it is in January.
Around Songkran it is absolutely fucking brutal heat and I consider myself fairly well adapted to tropical climates
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>>2857356
Around 15 minutes
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>>2857356
Shorts, t shirt, you're acclimated.
It's not even really humid in bangkok right now.
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>>2857442
>Shorts, t shirt
you forgot your gay little shoulder pouch and a baseball cap to cover up your norwood 3
slob
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>>2857381
You're right, nighttime lows are shockingly cool this winter. 21° in Bangkok? Last few years it's been 27° low temps, 31° even at 10 pm.
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>>2857040
Then BYOGF. "I don't want to pay" Cheap Charlies are scorned by all Thai women.
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>>2857453
You need to control your outbursts of incel seethe.
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What town should I go to if I just wanna chill with minimal city noise/traffic and retards?
Is Udon Thani my best bet?
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>>2857456
I don't understand. Have I fundamentally misjudged the country? Im not a cheap guy, and I dont mind spending money on women, particularly if im dating them, but I have no desire to spend money on women whose livelihood is to tutor random men. Is this distinction confusing to you? Anyways, why the fuck am I asking 4chan about dating normal women lmao. Later anon
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Dentist recommendations in Bangkok? Cracked my tooth, hate getting dental work done but I need to now and at least it's cheaper here.
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>>2858187
There's quite a few good ones so I've heard. I've had really good experiences with Thantakit international, would definitely recommend.
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>>2857110
Not trying to fuck with your vibe man but it's that region of Thailand and anyone with care for their fellow man should instill some little scepticism
The irony is getting a holiday gf is easy but an actual long-term gf who isn't a mindbroken prostitute will be hard without you dedicated time. Any decent lass needs you to have benefits that outweigh the cultural stigma she deals with.
That other anon was right, just pay for it, pretend it's real if you want.
>>2857587
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>>2858187
Theres high quality dentists everywhere. Just choose one of the big name ones
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I heard you can get magic mushroom shakes in parts of Thailand. Is this true?
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Is it normal to get rejected by a bunch of grab drivers or am I just lucky
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>>2858308
In Pattaya they used to reject me if I was waiting too close the taxi mafia drivers.
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>>2858292
Yeah just go to a hippie bar in Pai or a full moon party on Phangan if you want to lose your marbles.
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>>2858308
If your ride is too short, they won't accept. Fare should be 100 baht plus, or else start walking, fatso.
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>SAWATDEE KAAA MASSAGE KAAA
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>>2858266
>just pay for it, pretend it's real if you want.

Or do the tourist thing and bang a fellow traveller, its not like Thai women are super hot if you don't habe yellow fever disease.
In addition, thr minority of Farang hunters are like coal burners in the West and in parts enjoy the siocial stigma to stick it to daddy, so knock yourself out.
Pay sex is for a very specific type of person, if youre not it it will probably make you feel like shit.Especially with a woman you can barely communicate with due to the language barrier.
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>at hostel
>shoes stolen from common area this morning
>cctv reveals the culprits (two skinny 20yo indians)
>retarded enough to return later that day wearing the shoes as they check out of the hostel
>confront them with staff, they sincerely believe they mistook my shoes for their flip flops
>not arguing or talking in a typical indian smug way, just acting as if they are lobotomised
>seem to not have evolved consciousness to understand they are lying
>completely oblivious to the concept of taking someones shoes or ability to feel guilt
>push him and take my property back
>still acting like a meek NPC with no survival mechanism considering my size
>"sir please dont touch him"
>I leave and they continue to talk to the staff like nothing happened
India still based for buddhism so i'll forgive those cheeky cunts this one time, probably high on weed
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>walking down the sidewalk
>indians are taking up too much space than what they need
>they're also just staring ahead acting like I don't exist
>nearly forcing me into the road with their lack of consideration for others walking towards them
I'm going to start shoulder checking some of these apes when their arrogant attitude is obviously cunty and let come what may.
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Any suggestions for things to do in Bangkok? no coomer shit or drinking.
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>>2858776
Walk around and eat things.
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Pattaya was such a mistake. Not my vibe at all. I can fucking wait to be in Bangkok. You ever feel like you're always missing out?
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>>2858776
I dont drink either. Wanna meet for coffee?
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Two months in, I'm glad I came to India instead of Thailand this winter. India is much more interesting and cheaper as well.
>>2858581
Pay secks the same as any other secks. If she likes you, go for it. If she doesn't like you, don't bother.
>>2858769
That's how Indians always act when you call them out on their bullshit. They know they got caught, and stay passive to avoid physical aggression. They will only get angry back at you if they believe you are bullshitting them.
>>2858773
If you encounter a group, walk toward the middle of it and they will part on either side of you. No need to get all butthurt and seething about it.
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>>2858776
This is bait right?
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>2 girls
>nuru
>the famous one at phra khanong
>honey is a legit porn star tier performer
>she gets comfortable with you and its facialabuse levels of stuff allowed
>nut and she still wants more
>actually a fiend for dick
>literally the meme
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Anyone just love seeing Expats get rekt in thailand, my favorite ones are the idiots with like $90k and thinking they are hot shots LMFAO. Even better if they try to invest/create a business.
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>>2856757
In short term yes, in long term no. Factories are already moving to Vietnam and thailand has no homegrown company that can compete on the global stage. They are an export based economy, not a service based economy. Just look at the state of the pollings.
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>>2858858
Absolutely. I don't interact with such people though so my view of such failures is unfortunately limited.
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>>2858858
No. I think it's very weird that you do, and I would never associate with someone like you.
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>>2858858
>Even better if they try to invest/create a business.
>The western restaurants owned by some expat boomers that are always empty except for the occasional business from their own expat boomer friends.
Pretty sad if you ask me desu.
>the late twenties/early thirties guy starting some business that's already widespread in the west but still a niche in Thailand, thinking they are competitive enough to charge western prices because they are good at graphic design for their website/advertisements.
fuck these niggers and their ego's. Nobody's going to buy their overpriced products because soon some Thai Chinese will just do the same business but at a much lower cost.
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>>2858858
Usually when somebody mentions suspiciously specific circumstances, they are projecting.
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>>2858916
Or it's a particular instance.

>>2858858
What happened? Tell us about the guy that failed.
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>>2858796
I want to do topgolf.Last time I was in Bangkok I did it alone and got depressed mid game. Anyone in?
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>>2858932
yikes man, i got depressed reading that.
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>>2858932
Im down. I dont get to bangkok until monday though. In pattaya now. Ill check on the thread early next week
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>>2858858
Aww did a guy with 90 k fuck the whore you had a crush on faggot? Lmao
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>>2858858
>$90k
I dunno where people get that kind of money ngl.
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>>2858776
> going to BKK
> dont drink
> dont coom
ok mate
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>>2858269
> Just choose one of the big name ones
can you please name a few, instead of just poasting unhelpful comments. I would like to get some crowns done next time i go to BKK.
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>>2858580
KAAA
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>>2858858
In two months I met one of these literally every week in a bar
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Just fucked a 64 year old woman. She took pictures with me after on her phone. Lmao. What the fuck am I doing
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>>2859284
Lmao...I dunno man, I think it's pretty based.
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>>2858974
I ended up booking with the other anon's recommendation (Thantakit) I'll come back with my experience.
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>>2859246
What about the dumb retirees who buy houses in their gf/wife name. I always thought it was retarded how so many idiots clamor to buy houses in Thailand knowing they have multiple risk to getting fucked by their wives/elites.
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>>2858776
I spent so much money at this place, they had an afternoon special recently, its good fun to chill at with food and other stuff surrounding it. https://www.instagram.com/flowhousebangkok
Heard about trampoline parks but got lazy and never actually been to one
Another anon said driving range which is a good choice too, they've got full tracking systems at the decent ones, not a golfer or anything but I enjoy it
>>2857463
Unironically Hat Yai or Songhkla Old Town is prime for this
Coomers avoid it, travellers only know it as a border stop and only see the shit city centre while passing through, as a place to go fucking chill for a month or so it's amazing
Their main tourist audience is Malaysians and they are cheap cunts so prices are amusingly low, its a mindfuck going from HDY to BKK and paying double instantly for the same stuff.
Not sure how wrecked it got by those floods recently tho, heard it was quite bad
>>2859284
peak Thailand experience though, have you really lived until youve stuck your dick into some horrendously ugly Thai auntie and given her money for the privilege?
>>2858581
Thai's in general are pretty damn hot, I'd say only surpassed by Vietnamese women on the junglemonkey tier scale.
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>>2859284
+1 hansum man skill points
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>>2858974
>instead of just poasting unhelpful comments
nah don't think I can oblige you there
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God damn why does SEA in general attract the worst fucking losers. You just know this guy is gonna get taken to the cleaners by year 5.
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>>2859480
You're not entirely wrong but what does your pic have to do with that? He doesn't seem to be a terrible loser. 500k not enough at 53?
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>>2859482
$26k off the bat gone for O-Visa requirement. then there so much other small fees that add up.

I wouldn't touch retirement in Thailand unless I had $3-$5M (real) value.
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How would you split up a 4 day trip in Thailand? My biggest drive is to meet normal non-prostitute girls to go on casual dates and fuck. As a fit Brad white guy. Secondary motivation would be beaches/island scenery. 2-3 days in Bangkok for the volume of women and 1-2 days at a beach?

As I understand it, Pattaya is the #1 whore capital in the world. Phuket is very bad as well.
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Is Bangkok still safe? I kinda want to try out Thailand but I have heard enough story about tourists being trafficked to Burma. Even some B/C list Chinese celebs got kidnapped at the airport.
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>>2859495
No, Thailand in general is very unsafe for foreigners.
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>>2859485
In general, 4 days is not long enough to split up. Choose one place. More destinations in a short time is pointless.
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>>2856271
I traveled back to America to visit family for the first time in 8 months since I moved to BKK. I've gotten a rude reminder of how much I fucking hate cold weather. I'm tempted to sell my house and just live in Thailand or any other hot place permanently.
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>>2859670
Do your projections and homework nigger. So many expats have gotten wreck, yes this also means the eventual plan of getting married and potentially having kids.

You need to bake that contingency in.
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>>2859711
How do people get wrecked here? I dont understand? Its cheap to live and safe in the BKK downtown bubble.
>>2859506
How so?
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I cant tell why people in these threads are so cruel. Is it for the sake of being cruel, are you gatekeeping, is it 4chan edginess, or are you simply just really fucking ugly?
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>>2859711
I did a dozen projections during my free time when I first moved to Thailand. My original plan was to stay for only a year or two and then go back to work in America but I'm actually set for life as long as I keep my annual expenses at $80k with a 2-3% increase every year.
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Where's a good place in Bangkok to get a genital wart froze or cut off or something? I'm asking for a friend.
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>>2859722
Gatekeeping is good, you fucking faggot, but it's no longer possible with Thailand.
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>>2859741
>I'm asking for a friend.
I would have answered but then you said this. Go back to Twitter and ask there.
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>>2859722
How is telling someone he needs to watch his finances and make sure he checks it twice gatekeeping?

You want him to get his savings scammed by local thai gf or another local stealing away his investment with the shitty 49% vs 51% thai ownership scam.
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>>2859722
Retards coming here and getting rekt has been a running theme for decades.
Thailand is the perfect noob trap - easy, safe and comfortable for travelling or temporarily living here.But moving and especially doing any sort of business here is a completely different beast. Unless you speak Thai and know how the country works. Forget about it. Thais dont touch White people with kid gloves like other countries do. And forget about other foreigners here too, the ones who are actually locally connected can and will scam the shit out of you with no recourse on your side.
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>>2859744
It's no longer possible anywhere. Nothing is sacred.
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Its really amazing how differently the world treats you if you are ugly.
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>>2859887
What happened anon
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>>2859334
>>2859332
>>2859289
I didnt pay her. Id been talking to her online for 7 years and her online pictures were from 10 years ago (+ she's asian). I never bothered to ask her age online, but seeing her in person it was clear. She showed me pictures of her family and stuff and her oldest daughter is my age. After we had sex I wrapped my body around hers and went into the fetal position and sucked her nipples like a baby for a long time which she really seemed to enjoy because she kept petting my head and kissing my forehead and saying "you good baby" softly. She said she wants take care of me.
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>>2859895
2 years ago I looked the best i ever had in my life, and traveled and was treated like a God. Like, absolutely surreal. Last year I went through 4 months of the most consistent elevated daily every waking second stress of my life and it aged me 10 years. Im out travelling again now and im a ghost. It's just an observation. Im not bitching.
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>>2859896
>
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>>2859896
What the fuck are you doing
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>>2859896
>Id been talking to her online for 7 years
This is the only weird part of your story to me.
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>>2859896
I am unironically and wholeheartedly jealous.
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Guys, try to date a young thai girl if you can. They are so innocent and prude, great to slowly get them to do what you like.
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>>2859986
How do I do that? I think my online dating profile pictures are really shitty. I might actually hire a photographer idk. But where do you anons go in bangkok to meet nice girls? I dont drink alcohol so no clubs. Anyways, thank you
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-What method of payment to use in China (Bangkok mostly)
-Is it easy to navigate without speaking Thai and sparse use of a translator?
-What is the uber equivalent?
-How essential is a VPN?
-Best dating app?
-Things to know?

Ty
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>>2860024
to use in Thailand*
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>>2860024
Simple questions for google you worthless loser
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>>2859986
No idea whats the supposed appeal of this gay shit. Imagine wasting months fagging about until you can fuck for real, thanks I'll stick with my instagram milfs
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>>2856607
>I understand why the dollar is weak but why the fuck is the Euro and Pound weak?
Arbitrage
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>>2860024
>-What method of payment to use in China (Bangkok mostly)
money
>-Is it easy to navigate without speaking Thai and sparse use of a translator?
maybe
>-What is the uber equivalent?
taxi
>-How essential is a VPN?
local wifi
>-Best dating app?
line
>-Things to know?
a lot
>
>Ty
you're welcome
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Thai GF asking me to take a trip to her hometown and meet the parents....

Uhhh does this mean it over?
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Hey guys. Happy weekend. I have a date tonight that im considering not going on. I really hate talking.
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>>2860549
There's really no hope for some of you retards. Hope you have a nice evening whatever you end up doing, retard.
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Just got tutored by a nice girl, been a while I didn't get such a skinny one. I know she's open to depraved stuff but I was nice and gentle with her except a bit of choking. She squeezed me when I came.

>>2859485
As a fellow Chad I really don't get the point of dating in Thailand, that's the shit I do at home to secure a fit and sane gf. Having to deal with clingy girls is so painful I don't take the risk anymore.
Just get a few line ups, pay 50$ for the one that's your personal 10/10, enjoy an hour and voila you have empty balls and time to do other stuff.
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>>2860592
>Chad
>paying for thai whores
lmao dude
Anyone who is good looking would just hit up white backpackers who look better than the local population.
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>>2860623
Yeah bro because I really want to talk to some crazy white solo traveler slut covered in tattoos like she's the stall wall at a truck stop toilet. Women who travel are trash and I prefer the local whores in terms of both looks and personality.
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>>2860636
There's lots of normal, good looking girls travelling. The best thing is that they're completely free and you won't get AIDS if you don't have a condom. The catch is that you need to be good looking and not severely autistic.
>calls himself a Chad
>pays 4/10 jungle gooks for next
Hahahhahaha
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>>2860623
I'm >>2860592 and not >>2860636
There are plenty of white women at home I don't go across the world to fuck them when I can have tiny brown ones.
I don't need to prove myself I can bang women for free, been doing it since I'm 15.
Also I love tattoos like all chads, not sure why that guy with /pol/ brainrot is talking about them out of nowhere like an obsessed chudcel. Especially considering thais women have even more.
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>>2860644
Crazy how hard someone will try to convince themselves that they're not a regular run of the mill ugly loser just like every other sexpat in Thailane.
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>>2860651
I'm there 2 weeks to escape the cold and gray of my country, why can't I have some stress free fun?
Go check nana plaza one day and you'll see there's plenty of tall well dressed young athletic dudes there amongst the fat old men, just having a blast cheating on their Stacy girlfriends.
Actual billionaires, movie stars, elite athletes etc get hookers too. It's just so simpler.
I love the lineup system and having 15 cuties at my disposal and a hundred more in the next massages parlors.

Also I don't even know where the backpacker women are in Bangkok but I'm quite sure I don't want to go there.
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>>2860573
Thank you. I had a great night.
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>>2860656
Banging hookers is desperate and gay. Having sex with white escorts is a different thing. Actors aren't banging shitty bar girls they're fucking Instagram "models" who are 8/10+. Imagine risking AIDS for your 2 week visit.
>cuties
I've seen these women IRL they're fucking hideous.
>backpacker women
Literally doing any kind of touristic activity. Sounds like you're there purely for hookers.
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>>2860669
What are the chances of getting AIDS from P in V intercourse with a condom?
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>>2860669
>>2860642
>>2860623
Look at this loser having a meltdown over nothing
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>>2860669
Nice post but I guess we just don't have the same taste. I love brown women.
Also some are outright nasty and will do stuff the backpackers don't even know exist.
I took my first hooker of the trip right after landing and she had really insane BJ skills, I said I was tired and wouldn't fuck but let her finish the job.
She told me to get on all four, put her tongue deep in my ass and milked me until I unloaded.
If you don't agree that it's the straightest sex act ever you're objectively wrong.
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>>2860644
>that guy with /pol/ brainrot
I'm a socialist but tattoos are trashy as shit.
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The fate of all you retards. These women are for ST and hookups. Nothing else.
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>>2860704
Farang mai mee nam jai
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>>2860636
God damn are you redpillers retards. I suspect you've never been to Thailand if you want to pay to study, but you're butthurt about tattoos. Nigga, have you ever been to a gogo or nightclub?

>>2860642
HIV is basically the one thing you don't need to worry about with women (female)
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I'm going in November. Second time going. I wanna explore nature and party around mostly. Will definitely stay at least a month, maybe do the whole 60 I can get visa free.

I need some tips:

I didn't go up North before because it was flooding heavily. What are some places you visited?

I will snorkel. Was thinking about Phi Phi islands and the like. Any good spots you recommend?

Any good party spots? I wanna meet other backpackers, have a few drinks and chill. Not into prozzies.
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>>2860623
>being right and wrong in equal amounts
impressive
don't tell these retards about how easy western women are in bangers, its an amazing market due to pussyflation and desperately crave the validation they get back home,
that said, I do perfectly fine in my own country and go to soaps, whenever its the awkward waiting room moment with other dudes I see plenty who are legit chads and could easily pull in the west

Thing is, you need to get your car serviced, but if your mechanic wants 3 hours of emotional support after repairing your steering column then next time you'll probably go down the road to the mechanic who fixes it and waves you off with a smile.
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>>2860770
You seen men with this looks level trying to get some head? Sweet, my uncle also works for Nintendo.
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>>2860716
I have been, and I avoid tattoos. Ezpz.
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>>2860776
Just telling you my experience man
I've been in a lot of fucking soaps at this point and you are deluded if you think its all fat old boomers, maybe I'm turning up at the wrong time but honestly see more young guys. Boomers are retards and end up in nana or cowboy, these days soaps or sideline are the only decent options
The only real weird thing for me is how many dudes are openly cucking their gf/wife while she knows about it. There's a lot of couples who get straight into it.
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>>2860779
There's no way you've seen anyone with Chad looks there, you're either overrating or you've never seen someone with that looks level IRL. Someone like young Cavill is a clean cut Chad and you'll almost never see anyone like that IRL even if you're in a non-stem college town full of young attractive people. People here can't rate at all, probably explains why a lot of average men think they're good looking and its "autism" why they can't get laid.
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>>2860808
Your faggot crush on young Cavill is cute but the fact of the matter is there are handsome guys here walking around, and they always have really really hot Thai girlfriends that they dont use condoms with. They arent the majority of men, most are old, ugly, or scrawny nerds, but the bottom line is, there are Chads every now and again. This country isnt just for sex tourism. Did you know they have a national martial art called Muay Thai, and its extremely common for young athletic men to come train here as well?
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>>2860808
Holy fuck you are a closet gay going on about some fag actor all the time in this thread?
wtf are you on about, just saying, I'm telling you what I've seen, believe me or not, I truly don't care
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>>2860808
upon reflection, this has to be some bot shit
> non-stem college town
eyebrows raised
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>>2860824
Yeah, Ive seen these guys.Average at best. They are "Chads" when put against the massess of coomers, they are so utterly subhuman that you stick out like a sore thumb if youre a normal looking White guy around certain places.

Its fags ike you who live in delusional la-la land simping for "Chad" while IRL its fully sufficient to look average to get laid.And yes, actual "Chad"guys are extremely rare, thats simply the truth.
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>>2860644
>I love tattoos like all chads
Why on earth would you believe this is true?
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>>2860704
Sounds wholesome. Im hoping for a similar fate, I met a girl on around my 2nd day here (now day 6). She was adorable and just out of college for the day. I wasn't even trying to find a girl that day, I wanted to go to a cat cafe because I am a cat person, and there I hit it off with a local girl and now we go around the city together exploring. Great fun.

Coming here I did not seek any debauchery whatsoever, and by God what a tremendous time it has been. I reccomend to any lurkers go to Thailand, be respectful, honor the locals and remember you are a guest. And as such, I have had several nights now drinking with some of the locals working with the Thai Navy, great folks, one of them is proficient in english in order to translate.

Not to bore with anymore irrelevant details. To anyone reading this, good luck in Thailand, and Godspeed! If you come by before the end of March we might run into each other!
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>>2860824
He's only an example of a true Chad. That's like 1 in a million. UK has about 70 million people, so in a country like UK there's probably like 70 men with that looks level. You're telling me they're out there in some shitty blowjob bar? People with that looks level are usually into acting or modelling. You've no idea what it's like to be attractive to that degree and opportunities it gives you. These people are definitely not out there getting head from some random hookers in the slums of Bangkok. This general is somehow more delusional than Reditard ramblings.
>>2860837
This guy gets it.
>>2860836
STEM attracts more incels tbf. Even the girls studying STEM tend to be uglier. Some schools have really non existent party scene and that applies more to schools that heavily cater to those fields. There's exceptions but you're less likely to see hot people in those settings.
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>>2860893
Well if you only count men and aged 18 to 40 that's more like 8 millions. So if your definition of Chad is so high there's only 8 in the UK you have even higher standards than fat american women on tinder.
I'm 6'1, lift heavy, nice face, have a job where they recruit based on looks, reject women regularly and have a fit girlfriend earning more than me.
I'll still go out tonight and get my balls drained in a shady parlor where you can hear the whores in other rooms get banged.
I'll even tip the girl to let me eat her ass.
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>>2860898
My estimate includes all the old people, non whites, etc. Elite looks basically. Average person looks like a skinnyfat subhuman or is old or the combination of both.
Most people can't rate because they don't look at facial aesthetics and similar things in depth like I and a few likeminded people do. They'll rate high tier normies as Chad because they don't know any better or it makes them look better.
Women are the best at rating even if it makes it seem like they're underratting. It's no exaggeration that 80% of men are pretty much invisible to women.
>claims to be decent looking, with a girlfriend
>fucks jungle goblins for cash
I'll never understand the coomer mindset. You remind me of a guy from another thread who ended up cheating on his girlfriend with some 60 year old hag and paying for the privilege. To say that there's something fundamentally fucked with your head is a massive understatement.
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>>2860909
Have sex.
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Beware gentlemen the homosexuals in this thread that want to fuck twink Henry cavill don't want to fuck you because youre not twink Henry cavill
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Having sex with a girl you went on a date with is so much better than having sex with a prostitute because you get to form a bond first with the girl and you know she's not faking her attraction to you because she's not getting paid. Yes thats' right, I actually enjoy the mandatory 3 hours of flirting before banging. Having sex with a complete stranger is soulless.
It has nothing to do with this cringe "chad vs losers". It's prostitution vs real sex. nothing wrong with prostitution, but it's not as good.
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>>2860927
This but unironically.
But I do coom occasionally anyway.
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>>2860927
this is mostly true, sometimes the soulless sex is ok but only with passionate Latinas, otherwise getting to know the girl or LB first is best
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Hey guys Henry Cavill here AMA
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>>2860940
Please identify all the chads and fags in the thread. We need your definitive lists.
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>>2860909
>>2860927
I just love getting my dick sucked and banging skinny girls while pinning their arms down.
Some chat in the shower while she washes my dick is enough connection.
I got a new one every day since I landed and the jews will not stop me.
I've actually convinced myself there was some serious alchemy with the second one so I'll repeat her but only once or she'll fall in love.

Henry Cavill would be proud of me.
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>>2860947
Henry Cavill here. Im proud of you
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>so this is that 8/10 Asian hottie I saw Chads lining up to get top from
>bro did I tell you I'm actually 6'7" and I totally get laid back home but for some reason I really like to travel halfway across the world and pay for these 9/10 Asian beauties?
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>>2860940
Don't fuck up the Warhammer adaption you fucking nerd
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>>2860954
>Babe wake up there's a new ricecel copepost
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>>2860669
>Bitching about who other dudes fuck
Get a life nerd
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>>2860954
What is it about the one on the left that looks so fucking jarring?
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>>2860669
Backpacker women are the bottom of the barrel.
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>>2861061
She's just your average 9/10 Asian girl that giga Chads like me go for. Did I tell you she tongued my anus? And I tongued her anus after and then kissed my disgusting whiteoid girlfriend?

Here's more 9/10s I copped.
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>>2861068
Beautiful trad Asian women.
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>>2861064
I don't know what rank hippy hostels you stay in but vast majority of backpacker girls are just normal young European girls. Did you get bullied when checking in a hostel full of young energetic people by being brutally ignored?
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>>2861070
I've never stayed at any hostel.
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>>2861070
Hippie chicks are probably more fun to be around than your "normal" sluts.
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>>2860927
Emotional faggot propaganda. Just admit it; you crave that three hours of simping for her and pretending like her most irrelevant life details are so cool and awesome. It floods your brain with dopamine and gives a false sense of purpose to the mindless sluttery that ensues. We the blackpilled, dopamine-deprived anons of 4chan don't harbor your delusions. There's hardly a ho in the world who says anything worth listening to. All they have to say is "I like this" and "I want that" and "I have this" and "I did that".
>>2861061
Their facepaint always looks jarring. I'd rather they be unpainted and homely...but then they're so afraid of being rejected that they never show any interest in me. And because they show no interest in me, I'm not interested in them.
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>>2861070
Unless "young" means 28 years old, no, they're not young. They're all big-boned, childless roasties who can heft a 20 kg backpack with ease. Ample sun exposure ruins their skin (we all know how much white women hate covering up in warm climates). White female backpackers outweigh the average local male, which is why they feel safe while solo traveling SEA.
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>>2861071
Did you never travel young? Hostels are kino if you can find a decent one. They're very viable for people getting on in age too as long as they're self aware.
>>2861072
I've seen some cute ones but they usually look like they smell.
>>2861074
I think that's on you. Either you're too old or you can't put yourself in the right social circles. Last time I was in Thailand and staying in hostels most of my social circle was women in their early 20s. The girls who were older weren't bad looking or aged at all. There's pretty much constant opportunities for free sex with semi romantic setting (which beats pay4play any time, idk how you can have absolutely no pulse to not get the thrill from having someone genuinely desire you).
If all you can find is American rhinos maybe you're 50lb overweight yourself and getting up there in years?
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>>2861077
>makes fun of Americans
>50lb
You blew your cover, Brayden Gomez.
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Went on a date last night in Siam . There were pretty girls everywhere. Gonna go back alone soon. As for the date, I cant tell if she was rude or if thai customs are foreign to me yet. She was objectively overweight though, and a lot of young attractive Thai people were laughing at us (me). On to the next.
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>>2861068
Youre a virgin
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>>2861156
>She was objectively overweight though
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>get tinder in thailand
>drowned in matches, few qts even though I dont have yellow fever and dont care much for mongoloid types
>none of them speak english

How tf do you date here?I cant do shit communicating only in broken pidgin where you cant even make a basic joke. You just aek to meet and get handsy without much talking?How does this work?

Also am I going to get killed riding a scooter in isan
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>>2861166
Why would you want to talk to a woman? Just be handsome and smile and see how things go. Also, fuck the scooters.
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>>2861069
I love bar girls so much bros
They're pure and honest in all the wrong ways
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>>2861172
>Why would you want to talk to a woman?

Because I want to know who I bang, I'm actualky handsome and nit hansum, which is why I prefer not crying tears of loneliness after a night of soulless cooming like you subhuman looking mutants do
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>>2861159
It was fucking humiliating. Im either too kind or too much of a pussy to just leave as soon as I saw her though
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>>2861239
Thats so cool man. I respect your values.
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>>2861239
You'll know way more about who a person truly is by doing stuff them.
If you talk to someone on tinder or even during a date you only get a glimpse of what she wants to let you know while hiding the rest.
When you fuck a cute 40kg goblina you have access to her true self, her smell, how her hair feel like, her hormones talk directly to your subconscious.
The moaning while she gets pounded say more than all the words a woman with a degree in literature and poetry could.

Same if you fight with someone or play music with them. I know more about someone I did a jazz impro with than lifelong friends.
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>>2861166
>How tf do you date here
First you should have lurked moor
Second you don't, just either pay or become some siamaboo and get into some long term relationship that requires medical bills for a water buffalo
Thailand is possibly the worst place in Asia to get an (actual) date.
There are a lot of cute, smart, not interested in financially raping you Thai women but there's no way in hell they would be seen with a white guy in Thailand, if you want that you'll need to find them in living in other cities.
Was drinking late with a group of seemingly very wealthy hiso Thai's in Tokyo and offhandedly made the joke that they wouldn't hang out with me in Bangkok and they all couldn't stop laughing while trying to say yeah it's social death for them.
It's nothing personal you just have to understand the stigma for an actual Thai woman to be seen with you and it's highly unlikely you are worth that as a tourist.

Also incels shitting up my /thg/? Just go get a handjob from some massage auntie and chill the fuck out you demoralization fags
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We're eating good tonight coomer bros!!
I wonder if the "date a backpacker" dudes will cum in a mouth today but I sure will.
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>>2861247
Jesus fucking Christ you sound so fucking creepy
I can smell the incel from here
Unironically have sex before posting again
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>>2861249
Its funny I read posts like this, then go walk around and see attractive white guys with attractive thai women, and no one says or does anything or bothers them. So either youre taking the opinion of the people you keep company with as representative of the whole, when they are in fact not, or there are people here that dont care about "social death" as you state it. Either way, authoritatively toned posts like this always make me laugh.
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>>2861166
>hey guys I went to a country where English isnt the native language why isnt everyone speaking English
Look at the big brain on Brad
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Didn't notice how expensive beer got, even at non tourist markets/places. 60baht for a beer from 7/11 never found them cheaper.

BTS also super expensive, 40-70 baht each trip .

Meals at the malls were close to 500 baht. On vacation so I over ate each time I could. Food's so good. Only place I've been to I wish I could puke and go eat again like a roman.

Met a lb on Tinder few months ago and stayed with her this time. Told me about a group on Facebook she checks where other Thai Women post about their relationships with farangs (both good and bad experiences) and pictures of them. She seems nice
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>>2861331
>group on Facebook she checks where other Thai Women post about their relationships with farangs (both good and bad experiences) and pictures of them.
>just go to other countries bro
>you can try new ways if doing things, new personalities bro
>new girl, new you bro
Social media and smartphones has created a panopticon.
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>>2861331
>her
>she
>>2861352
It's even worse if you don't have social media for them to stalk. I've had women straight up decline to meet with me when I was inviting them out to really nice places or events, because I didn't have lengthy social media history.
The world is legit unhinged, and frankly speaking I feel blessed that I got to experience the tail end of it before this social media apocalypse occured.
I can't even talk to younger men about it because I don't want to sound like a doomer, but jesus...if they fucking knew what they missed out on, I think there would be blood. Lol.
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>>2861331
>Met a lb on Tinder few months ago and stayed with her this time.
So are you a fag or do you just stay with the lb as a way to save on rent or something?
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>>2861370
I've also just recently had a girl ghost me on tinder after a couple days of messaging there after I told her I didn't use instagram.

I've been getting a bit stressed out and depressed about the same thing you mention because I also got to experience a little of it over the years, but only a little.

Doing it again now it's obvious how people act and communicate that things have shifted. It's fucking mental. I have cameras pointing directly at me pretty frequently and some of them are very obviously recording me. People have these groups where they put up info like that about people and try to dig up more info about them like socials like they're building a fucking profile. It feels less like I'm talking and get to know another personality as much as they're more likely to make me feel like they're digging up and collecting data or it feels like they're asking probing questions to confirm or not a pre-existing image of me they got from somewhere else. It's like I'm having a reputation built of me but am not aware of it. It's like old school gossip circles but on steroids.

I have so much regret about holding back in the past because now it's like I don't want to do this shit when I have fucking cameras pointing at me, at some point, on a daily basis if I go out.

It's becoming an exercise of mental fortitude to not care about living in a fish bowl. Everything you say and do is screencapped, photographed, video recorded, and posted somewhere for others to see.
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>>2861352
So many people shit on having relationships with Thai women from Bkk cause they see you as a walking bag of money but this is the other side of it. They think you want them as a holiday fling, have a wife back home and they're a side thing or you're just a player.. It's sad but everyone has worries.

Girl I met in Hanoi said she didn't like Viet guys, only wanted white guys, became a mormon. She was cool af, just a bit ugly with the pig nose. Her Instagram is pics of her cooking, told me she valued money most in a relationship as its a commitment to have kids and take care of family etc, love comes second.

>>2861377
Both. thai lbs are cool. young ones are innocent and not insane, this one looks passable and I'd not be with her if she looked like a dude. She doesn't think of herself as a woman which in the west gl finding someone like this. enjoy urself brudda
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>>2861397
>became a mormon
I'm going to be sick.
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>>2861396
Who the fuck are you meeting? burned-out middle-aged Thai women with a spy network?
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>>2861404
I don't talk to women over the age of 25.
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Do you not understand how fucking twisted it is that you literally fuck nasty transvestite men in the ass, then go on to meet actual women and I am assuming NOT tell them you are a faggot 50% of the time?

No woman would ever even give you the time of the day if they knew you were fucking "lady"boys.

Even the gnarliest thai bargirl veterans balk at 'bisexual' men as customers, because they know what it means.
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>>2861239
>crying tears
Like you do every night anyway?
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>>2861411
>nasty transvestite men
He said she's passable.
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>>2861283
Again, you're fucking retarded, go up and say hello to those people, 30 seconds is more than enough to confirm what I said
Have lived about 3 years in total in Thailand, North, bkk and south.
That girl is a retarded isaan monkey who can barely speak English and I guarantee you can find her profile online in moments
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>>2861411
how is it twisted boss? Some people liked golden showers or getting their ass ate, we each have our own fetishes. Idk what's so wrong about it
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>>2861411
>No woman would ever even give you the time of the day if they knew you were fucking "lady"boys.
True...
Luckily, I have no problem with lying
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>>2861416
Dang man you mean to tell me most people have an online presence? Thats crazy. Really makes you think
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>>2861400
>enjoy urself brudda
Im trying to. My routine is to exercise and read during the day, and then go out at night. But im timid and not used to the weather still. Im just trying to be better.
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Hey guys what's up?
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>>2861409
You didnt need the last part of the sentence, we already knew
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>>2861443
I didn't post any of the lecture stuff retard.
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whoops
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>>2861449
I resonate with this post.
>Im just trying to be better.
And I need to try harder. Not really trying is my biggest problem. Over and over. That fear of some abstract "failure" which doesn't even matter. But once emotions come in the logical reasoning of it not mattering is gone and suddenly it does matter.
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>>2861460
Youre gonna be old and covered in your own shit someday. Think about how you will look upon your life. You have to just start doing it. Whatever it is. Just stop thinking so much and do it, until doing it becomes routine, and then start doing more things until they become routine, and eventually you are on a better path. Do it. Its not a big deal. Just do it.
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>>2861352
>women are wise to farang bullshit
>organize and share tips to keep themselves safe
>this is a bad thing
As someone who is not a shitcunt and treats them well this benefits me
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>>2861462
What if the only things I want to do are illegal?
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>>2861416
On this also I once stole some dumb ho who was doing the holiday gf from some boomer by offering her more and it got me diamonds knowing he came back to the bar and his woman was gone.
Went back a few days later and the staff were cracking up, apparently he wasn't happy.
All the line dings while I'm blasting her with white cock is etched in my memory. I don't know if it was him but there's a very good chance it was lmao
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>>2861497
>t. desperate sad cunt
It was just funny, she was hot as fuck and he had some retarded nonsense telling her to stay in the bar while he goes does something
She told me she's been with him for a few weeks lol
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Seriously though, the increasingly urgent line dings still crack me up so much
This was like a year ago and still think about it
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>>2861499
Damn dude I've been there. Thai girls are so ruthless. I've literally NTRd some paypig dork in Europe by walking around in the background when she took his video call while in my room naked right after sex.

Idk what her game was but she literally showed me to the guy and I was like
>Oh what's up bro, Ploy is great huh?
Then he got all puffed up and huffy and disconnected.

I'm the moment it was awkward but afterwards I realized I literally ntr'd him. Idk if he ever even fucked her or what, she implied he sends her money for video calls but was being controlling so she punished him.
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>>2861477
Point is that it's retarded how 35 year old run thru thai women are whining about a 35 year old roided out full of tats british guy for being a player. You get what you deserve. None of these guys looked like your average white collar Joes. It's sad for both parties but wake up, you attract what you are
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>>2861411
Sounds like Afghanistan or Saudi Arabia is more up your alley.
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>>2861495
>it got me diamonds knowing he came back to the bar and his woman was gone.
Thinking about other men makes you hard?
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>>2861519
Nah not really, murdering frogposters and making it look like a suicide in Thailand definitely does get me rock-fucking-hard though
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>>2861531
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T FROGPOST ON 4CHAN
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>>2861532
>dis boot urine-onically
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>>2861509
Tbf, white collar Joe behaves the same way. It's a trade of better sex for someone less embarrassing to be seen in public with.
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>>2861506
>Thai girls are so ruthless

Hookers are known to not be squeamish about their business. The fact that you had to pay might tip you off that you are not engaging in a real relationship based on mutual attraction, trust and respect. You are transacting sucky and fucky in exchange for five dorra with a lowlife prostitute no self respecting Thai man would touch.
Just in case that you are as utterly delusoinal about what you are doing as most coomers apparently are
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>>2861796
>you are not engaging in a real relationship based on mutual attraction, trust and respect. You are transacting sucky and fucky in exchange for five dorra
That's the whole point of getting a hooker. I know boomers and incels fail for it but we /trv/ coomer chads just want to spend a good hour.

>no self respecting Thai man would touch
Unfortunately untrue, almost all the girls I wanted to repeat from my last trip quit the job because they have a thai bf now and getting married.
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>>2861077
Yeah yeah we know it's your fantasy, hostels as some kind of sex club full of nympho travelers. You think up these steamy stories, making retards go "hurr durr I will travel to X country and stay in hostels and see if I can hook up". But real life never pans out that way. The girls talk to a gazillion guys, but refuse to get intimate with 95% of them, because a hostel dorm is not a place for intimacy.
>>2861331
Very few retailers sell beer at a discount anymore. Keeping it chilled to Thai expectations racks up high energy bills.
>good food in Thailand is quite expensive
That's what I've been realizing. You can only dine out for cheap there if you stick to the stir-fry rice plates, soup bowls or other poor people food. It's not like India, where you can go solo to a classy restaurant, order almost anything on the menu, and leave stuffed for never more than $10 USD.
>>2861239
Simp epidemic
Your kind are what is ruining Southeast Asia, gassing up the egos of common whores by making them think they are something special, worthy not only of a flight around the world, but also of hours of your undivided attention to the most irrelevant dramas and details of her life.

Thank god I don't have yellow fever, because I'd never be able to meet the newly elevated expectations of these uppity azn foids.
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>>2861499
>>2861506
You guys are fucking losers. You’re literally one guy in a chain of hundreds that goes into the past and certainly into the future. I’ve been the cause of a few huff n puffers storming out of a bar as well as being the huffer and puffer myself (just didn’t show it)

Only children celebrate these kind of pathetic victories
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>>2861809
You're an indian so the stories sound like larp to you because it's something you are excluded from experiencing.

You also don't understand talking to a working girl first because they all ignore you and look disgusted unless you wave cash in their face.

Fecaloids will never be human. You will never (ever) have a human interaction.
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>>2861796
>incel doesn't understand riding the rides at the theme park is just for fun
Crazy. Anyways you should stop posting until you understand that 'being afraid of women' isn't actually a whole personality.

Come back with something more authentic than criticism of men who are incapable of caring what you think or considering your feelings before they fuck some tangy gook poon. You're not that important.
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>>2860881
I am here now, do you happen to be in or around Bangkok currently?
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>people who dont need to pay for sex are incels
>hookers are like a rollercoaster, but outbidding another guy on the pussy market makes you a chad

Coomers simply have to be made aware that they arent average guys down on their luck, or the normal standard. No, they are the very bottom of the barrel both mentally as physically.

The ones you see on walking streets are either escaped circus freaks, half dead geezers, rapey creepers or the dorkiest guys you can imagine. And I dint mean somewhat dorky but the whole "looks like he was dressed by mom" panoply. The most pathetic part is how happy they are when some 4/10 bar girl starts running her hustle, so desperate for female attention they will blow a years wage for a few head pats
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>>2861961
You act like I went out of my way to do any of that, shit just happens.
You seem to be taking things way too seriously. The point is Thai women are insanely unfaithful and anyone who gets upset about that is in for a world of pain
That's not just my anecdotal experience also, you look at worldwide rankings for faithfulness and they're always down the bottom lol
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>>2861992
>The point is Thai women are insanely unfaithful

There it is again. The talk as if you didn't simply fuck a hooker.Of course prostitutes arent faithful to their customers. You sound completely delusional, as if you just had interacted with a Thai woman for real and jot just for prostitution.
The same women are btw very faithful to their actual boyfriends, who are currently pimping their scooters from whatever money she drained from your wallet.
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>>2862003
Are we supposed to think a guy with a hooker gf is cool? I like to fuck hookers every once in a while but having a relationship with one is as cringe as it gets.
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>>2862005
Youre simply supposed to not pretend that you ever met or had any kind of relationship with a Thai woman.
And yes, the Thai dude who gets your money is of course leagues higher on the totem pole than you: He has a woman who likes and desires him, even if shes a trashy one. An Unfathomable , forever unreachable dream to the dysgenic coomer subhuman.

Meamwhile , you beat your chest on the internet over a literal prostitute giving you attention as long as you pay.Lmao@ your life
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>>2862009
You know Anonymous isn't a user ID, right?
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>>2862074
He's probably one of those losers who shuffles around to legit date local women and is too timid to lick lb butt
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>>2862020
LBs are notoriously promiscuous, even the 'good' ones who have normal jobs.

Their hormones do not 'calm them down', they make them even more hypersexual in stages/waves.

The only 'calm' ladyboys are the ones who chop their cock off or have been on hrt since early teens, in which case they may be nearly asexual with a dead limp cock and inability to coom at all.
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>>2862074
>The line is super blurry in general

Thats the point. Fucks with your coomer minds and is the main reason I stay far away from it. Nothing worse than a hooker who pretends she isnt one. I dont want to be charged surprise prices.

>>2862093
I just do backpacker chicks or tinder girls who are ok with being a holiday fling. Sucks to suck I guess.
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What golf courses do you recommend in Thailand? How careful.do you need to be with accommodation, since some people day that drivers won't go that far out to them? Is it worth bringing your own clubs vs renting at the pro shop?
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>>2862020
>What about the trannies? Are they any better? Because that's what I want. Pussy is for boomers.

Based. In my experience Thai trannies tend to be more interested in monogamy but these LBs are the ones who speak not a word of English, and don't interact with tourist even if they are attracted to therm. Most of these Lbs only date Asians but you can break through if you speak Thai or are willing to adventure into Thai only spaces and can be patient with translations etc. I was mostly messing with Lbs in their thirties and they were very chill some were hypersexual but most were pretty much turbo normies, this is the advantage of having a culture where trans is pretty common and normal.

>>2862104

>LBs are notoriously promiscuous, even the 'good' ones who have normal jobs.

yes and no this is definitely person to person and not really based on gender/gender identity

>Their hormones do not 'calm them down', they make them even more hypersexual in stages/waves.

Not really true either this is mostly referring to "bad" Lbs as they hormone cycle and take drugs

>The only 'calm' ladyboys are the ones who chop their cock off or have been on hrt since early teens, in which case they may be nearly asexual with a dead limp cock and inability to coom at all.

Many who have no interest in cutting have been on hormones for years and some will wear a cock ring to help with erections and others will take Viagra and it's generics. The primary truth here is that snipping the balls is what will universally calm them and many will cut their ball only. I was with a Lb in her 40s who has been without her balls and she got hard on her own and pretty stiff without her primary source so again it's person to person.

Unless you have been with 30+ trannies Like I have , don't pretend to understand them as I do
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>>2862185
>tranny worshipping retard expects us to believe he is capable of providing a non-biased viewpoint of the object of his obsession

No.

I lived in thailand for a few year. I meant what I said and what I said was well informed.

You are retarded and wrong. Thai trannies are, as I said, notoriously hypersexual and promiscuous. That is why they are ladyboy in the first place, for most of them. For homosexual fulfillment. The small minority that experience legitimate dysphoria and get their nuts removed are just that, a small minority.

You treat them like a religious idol but they are not. They are just coomers who want to do drugs and fuck. Then they get old and are forced by circumstances or aging out of easy access cock, to act like human beings again.

Kathoey were always a 'sex slave/sex toy' class, and were always a meme.

Don't @ me again trannyworshipper, your apologetics for these coomers is straight up disgusting. Stop trying to romanticize it or humanize it. They bimbofy themselves on purpose to get cocks in their ass/put cock in the ass. The end.
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It is NOT complicated. You don't need to make it complicated. They are dudes who got boob jobs and do hormones for smooth skin, in order to find more cocks to get fucked by.

That's 90% of thai ladyboys.

And that's okay.

It is NOT your western AGPtroonshit. There is a little bit of that going on, but vast majority of LB situation is not AGPism. They don't want to be a boy or a girl they want to be a fucking ladyboy and fuck.

And that's okay. Maybe it's even great, if you're a lucky fellow with the right type of intestinal parasites that tell you sex with ladyboys is necessary and interesting.

Just for fucks sake please don't pretend its anything but a sex thing. God.
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>>2856639
I’d say เอาครับ is more of a “yes please.” ได้ครับ
is more a neutral “that’s fine”
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>23yo skinny tutor spent the entire session kissing me and being playful
>sucked with a slutty look, slapped her face with it and didn't forget the balls
>took my bwc like a champ unlike some who really struggle
Fuck me being a chad coomer is great when you find the good ones. After only an hour I had to remember she wasn't my gf.
My actual gf was messaging how much she misses me and asked about my day, had to skip this part.
Mango on soi 24 has to be the best parlour nowadays and they don't do it raw there unlike butterfly just next to it.
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>>2862207
Have you tried a nuru lesson fellow learner?
They were upselling it to me over and over and resisted out of instinct before giving in.
Definitely worth it at least once, really only paying for the big bowl of jap seaweed gel at retail price in the end.
Do note: not easy to grab a teacher after, she needs hips or its almost retarded level flailing around with enough gel lmao
Definitely worth it anyway, jus' saying
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>>2862185
Im with a thai lb now and she cycles hormones (idk why, says she forgets and that she doesn't like mood swings) and masturbates 2 times a day. All the LGTBs are extremely promiscuous, have some fun but look into marrying a woman and having kids. After all lbs are dudes deep inside.
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Why the fuck is eveything here overpriced if you want decent food? No eating shitty stirfrys everyday is not okay.
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>>2862272
We're talking about trannies and cooming. Fuck off with your dumb off topic questions and complaints.
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Good God almighty I need to get a dtv.
I need to leave soon and I am getting stressed and anxious and can't believe two months has passed already.

Not that anon but...
>>2862196
>You treat them like a religious idol but they are not.
>they are not
You shut your whore mouth.

>>2862197
>it's even great, if you're a lucky fellow with the right type of intestinal parasites that tell you sex with ladyboys is necessary and interesting.
I need a dtv. Bkk is my base and other places are but a pitstop or sideshow exploration.

I need a dtv or I'm going to go crazy.
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>>2862312
What the fuck is a dtv?
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>>2862219
no interest in marrying a woman if i do I'll go Japanese not Thai
>>2862315
A 5 year tourist visa
>>2862272
Grocery and cook at the airbnb
>>2862197
>Just for fucks sake please don't pretend its anything but a sex thing. God.
I prefer LBs to women for sex and dating bud so it's not just about sex but obviously if i prefer the sex I'm more interested in dating them too
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>>2862325
>I prefer LBs to women for sex and dating bud so it's not just about sex but obviously if i prefer the sex I'm more interested in dating them too
Turbobased.
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>>2862325
Do you like to take it in the butt? That shit feels good desu no homo.
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>>2862332
No
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>>2862315
Delicious
Trannies
Visa

Now I'm being ripped away from them again due to the realities of inhumane immigration laws. It's inhumane because such laws actually apply to me. This is a humanitarian crisis.
We will never be together in peace.
Unless I get that dtv.

My upcoming expedition will conclude with me getting a dtv in the coming months.
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And I've already been out of work for two years. How does time pass this quickly...
I'm going to have to fight for a job when I go for it and are they going to let me immediately just go straight back to Thailand? That's absurd. I won't even get my dtv usage to it's full extent.

I have been robbed.
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>>2862315
like an std but lasts longer
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>>2862272
If you mean bkk? Get off the center/sukhumvit. This time I stayed in talat phlu and took the BTS every day to move around. There were cheaper local places to eat and wander, no tourists/white people and the experience was as good.

>>2862325
I didn't mean you have to marry Thai, I'd not marry a lower social woman than mine for obvious reasons (wouldn't marry higher one either). They're also western-brainrotten to the max (Marvel, popmart etc) which I find surprising considering they're poor and should worry on making money and not consumerismmaxxing. Funnily the vietnamese are korean-brainrotten instead, kpop, kbbq and even attempting to learn korean so they can find a korean bf to get them off their shithole... You learn a lot from dating local women, would recommend everyone
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>>2862364
>I'd not marry a lower social woman than mine for obvious reasons (wouldn't marry higher one either)
The reasons aren't obvious to me.
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>>2862414
The difference in normalized behaviors would hurt the relationship long term. You cannot marry someone richer than you because you won't be able to keep up with her friends and circle and someone poorer than you will not be aware of the social norms in your circle either.
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>>2862364
>Get off the center/sukhumvit

Strongly second this. Sukhumvit us a shithole full of hustlers and trash tourists. Fuck it, move over just to Lumphini amd its already much better. I'm doing a few days in an Old town hostel to meet people, then its off to the outskirts again.

Unless thats what youre after, avoid the center in general and just do day trips to attractions. In addition to BTS and metro, the river boats can get you around while being great sightseeing in themselves.Easy to get cheap and good accomodation outside as well. Tons of cool shit to discover, I heavily recommend the further away temples that only locals go to.
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>>2862416
What do you mean keep up?
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>>2862418
and what most tourists apparently dont know, you can use the busses and they are quite good.
Use google maps to look at the schedule, busses are almost always late due to traffic, but they are almost empty, dirt cheap and much better than paying Grab just to be stuck in the same traffic jam.
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>>2862416
Would you date trailer trash? I have a lot of affection for the Ploys of the world, but that's kinda what they are.
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>>2862419
Lifestyle, hobbies.. The places you vacation, the food you eat, the entertainment you enjoy. It's doable for a bit but you probably grow tired of doing things you don't enjoy.

>>2862423
idk if i'd date trash but I'd not marry for sure. I'd not date the daughter of a billionare either, it will get to a point where it dies off. But you only learn this with experience
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>>2862430
I don't have a lifestyle and hobbies so I guess I just get girls who are lazy enough that social class doesn't matter as much? I dunno.
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Why don’t you guys just date the girls making 12k-15k baht at the bank, there tons of them.
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>>2862441
what's your point? That's literally minimum wage
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>>2862448
No way that's minimum in Thailand.
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>>2862325
>if i do I'll go Japanese not Thai
Finally someone with some fucking sense in this thread itt
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>>2862455
Minimum wage is 400 baht per day dude

>>2862272
Bangers isn't cheap any more man, you can go full local if you want but for a farang coming to visit and live in the tourist areas you can get better prices, much higher food safety and quality in Japan these days..
Theres some good deals on grab but eating out no way.
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>>2862475
Yea I meant 15k -30k baht, there plenty of nice girls making this much. I don’t get how anons here can’t see through the facade. Yea there some thais making hand over fist but most thais are making meh it just they live together to offset costs. Technically I make like $4k a month in the US but I also save like crazy through pretax deductions. Highly doubt most Thais are saving.
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>thinking about suggesting a Thailand vacation to a depressed incel friend
>found out from a mutual friend about how he was an asshole to some girl for no reason

Nevermind. If he pulls that shit in Bangers or Pats, it's causing a scene, and there's a remote chance it blows back on me the next time I'm there. I guess some people really are doomed.
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>>2862543
>suggesting a Thailand vacation to a depressed incel friend
STOP this shit RIGHT NOW
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>>2862272
buy a rice cooker and boil plain rice, chicken, and eggs and brahp until the cows come home
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>>2862543
>>2862557
Why the fuck do people think this is a good idea.
All it would do for him is giving him the temporary, expensive illusion of being attractive, making normal life feel even more shit ince hes back to being invisible.

Most incels are incels for a reason, if you really want to help your friend, make him fix his shit instead of flooding this place with more creeps.
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>>2862591
>gatekeeping the premier place for trash to turn up
What are you the garbage man?
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The coomers ironically give me the temporary Chad illusion they seek themselves.
I just need to go to any coomer Soi, and my 6/10 average height out of shape appearance will mog every guy present there into the ground.
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The air quality is so bad.
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Got really bad diarrhea today it's a nightmare and I read the most common cause is e coli.
My hookers always clean their butthole before I lick it so it can't be the source. I blame the freshly pressed juice I drank.
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>>2862640
Nice.
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>>2862669
Unironically the sickest I got was from a turkish restaurant in Patong area in Puket. Would never go back or recommend anyone to stay there
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>>2862751
I got it really bad from an Indian restaurant in Hanoi. It was a Grab order from a place with good ratings that I used to order from often. Almost three years in SEA and I've never gotten sick from street food. It's really just unpredictable.
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>>2862751
For some reason down south any chicken I eat wrecks havoc on my guts
Bangkok is fine, down south it doesn't matter where, even proper nice restaurants, im shitting liquid the next day if I eat chicken.
Pork and beef is fine, there's something going on in all of Phuket where they just dont give a shit about food hygiene
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>>2862640
>goes to laneway full of women wearing basically no clothes trying to grope anyone that walks by
>constantly thinking about other men
Uhhh...anon, I have some bad news
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>>2861982
Indeed, want to meet up?
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>>2862851
>meeting anyone from /trv/
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>>2862851
Sure, which area do you stay at?
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>>2862789
>women wearing basically no clothes trying to grope anyone that walks by

You mean hookers looking for customers.Seeing how the coomers boggle at not being invisible to women is actually part of the experience. Realizing that chicks giving me the eyes or calling me cute isnt that special to me made me truly realize how good I have it even if Im not a Gigachad.
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>>2862965
You're not even a microchad.
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>>2863032
Yup. And still so much better than losers who have to pay for it jej
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>>2863044
>have to
There's those words again. I don't even like hookers very much and mostly agree with you in terms of taste, but I've had a few hookers here and there and I get the appeal, even for guys who are capable of getting laid without them. The incel in Thailand stereotype is real but it's probably not even a big fraction of overall hooker enjoyers.
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>>2860881
I was going to ask you how you managed to have so much fun in such a short period when i've been here for a month and a half, but I realized I never leave my condo unless to go to Big C or this book store I found. lmao. Happy you're having fun anon. I might be down to meet up i don't drink though.
>>2862851
>>2862957
NTA but I'm down to meet up too. Maybe this Sunday somewhere in the center. Let me know anons.
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>>2862957
Near Tha Phra MRT Station
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>>2863055
Totally fine if you do not drink bro. We can meet on Sunday outside the grand palace? Maybe at 12?
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>>2863055
>>2863147
You guys are so fuckin gay. I can't believe you would actually meet up.
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>>2863188
Disregarded
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>>2863209
I would never want anyone to know I use 4chan or to know that anyone else I know irl uses it. Not even in a situation of mutual knowing like this. In fact if anything that makes it double cringe.
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>>2863147
I prefer after 6 pm when the sun isn't blazing if that's alright with you
>the grand palace
haven't been to that area what is there to do around there?
>>2863221
come meet up with us anon it'll be fun
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>>2863224
6pm is great, there's a lot of good spots to see, and great food.

Can I count on you to meet at Sanam Chai mrt at 6pm?
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>>2863360
Im over an hour away by public transport, and will leave at 6. Ill be there at 7 15.
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>>2863417
That wont work mate sorry, I have to call my girlfriend at 8:30. We wont have much time.

We will need to reschedule.
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>>2863437
Shit alright. Well, let me know what day this week you can meet around 7 pm. Have a good night anon
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>>2863440
Can you do Monday at 7:15pm?
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>>2863188
Agreed, but I think it's cute
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>>2863452
Sounds good. Today at 7 : 15 pm. Ill be there. What should I look out for
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>>2863452
Since you haven't got back to me I'm staying in. I think I responded too late to you. Have a good night anon. Maybe tomorrow let me know
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I think anon's girlfriend convinced him not to meet a stranger from 4chan irl



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