>Farang complaining about the strong bath, while the Thai aunties get rich with rising gold prices-edition
>>2856271strong bath? just shower instead>baht
just delete the thread and try again
>>2856288>>2856291kek, I'm running low on sleep
>>2856271How your post finds me
>>2856304Imagine the poor 90lb Isaan gal that has to fuck that.
Mosquito bit my dick again.
keep waking up with these
Just got catfished by a fat girl on tinder. She was so hot in her pictures from 3 years and 60 pounds ago too. Gross.
>>2856549>>2856551Kek
>>2856549Imagine being handed this and being shocked.
>>2856549>having to admit on paper you are gay
I understand why the dollar is weak but why the fuck is the Euro and Pound weak?
>>2856549lol absolute Troon magnet. Roger the todger dodger.How do you say ‘yes please’ in Thai
>go to my local Thai place>it's worse than the middest slop I had in Pats Fuck, I guess I gotta watch a bunch of Pailin's Kitchen videos and do it myself.
Any anons in pattaya? Im an ugly guy with no friends, so if we hang out, you will look better
>>2856304So much fat and he still needs an extra cushion on his chair. LMAO
>>2856607Thai baht is strong because the country's economic and political situation is strong, despite a 7% slump in foreign tourist arrivals in 2025. Most of Thailand is as developed as it's gonna get. Unlike India, which is stuck in a devaluational hyper-growth mindset and can't seem to stop its rupee from steadily sinking against the dollar.
>>2856608>ได้ครับThe way the language is structured they don't say please. Politeness is added to sentence via particles.
So, I stay in my resort all day, go to the sauna and gym every morning, order grab for whatever I need, and have beautiful Thai women that I matched with on tinder over every night that arent freelancers (they just say im hot). Is this living in sin, or is this heaven?
>>2856648Think I'll be joining you soon. Got my DTV visa so I'm good for 5 years.
>>2856650Nice. This is my first time here and im only here 60 days, but if my visa doesnt go through for Japan imma get the 5 year thai visa. Happy for you anon. See you around
Are you all just getting dtv with Muay Thai or what?I don't want to get stuck in some program like this but dtv just looks so damn convenient.
>>2856637I'm happy for the ThaisDecades of being a cheap dump for the west and I'm sitting there a few nights ago chatting with some Brits in W market who couldn't stop complaining how expensive it is and avoiding buying food while locals are sitting there with tables full of food.
>>2856662workcation $17k in an account and some fake letters, got approved.
>>2856582Not going to lie, I've gotten into a taxi with one absolutely trashed and only realized when the driver said it to me. Didn't even believe him at the time, thought he was joking Gave him 100 baht for a 500m trip and I jumped out in the middle of Sukhumvit.
>>2856662dtv isn't Muay Thai? have they expanded it? Friend did Ed visa and said it was cruisy as fuck, the actual required training isn't that much even when fully by the book
>>2856607>Euroidk>PoundThe UK economy is in the dumps
>>2856637So basically everything that isn't in the super friends is going against the dollar? I wonder if it will get worst now with all of the cracks that are appearing.
>>2856674Glad I got to have some fun in Thailand before this guy turns us all into brokies.
>>2856665The fake letters were for a job? I'm jobless but have lots of money.>>2856669Dtv can be many things it looks like. Working remotely is an easy way if you have that income proof. Others are programs for Thai "soft power" cultural things. I think muay Thai just may be the most popular.
>>2856677>The fake letters were for a job? I'm jobless but have lots of money.>>2856665Seconding this question. Been unemployed for 3 years but have money from savings. Please help anons
>>2856677>>2856683You need a job that lets you work remote. My letters were fake. They didn't check.
>>2856664>I'm happy for the ThaisThis is detrimental for them, retard. It's not like they're buying anything in foreign countries. A strong Thai baht doesn't make living expenses cheaper for them, it just means Thai people will receive less business.
>>2856648what does this lifestyle cost?
>>2856723Ill let you know at the end of the month. Looks like 2 k though usd for everything and it's my first go at it. Could probably get to 1250 desu
>>2856648Ok, but why exactly fly around half the world for this? Thats what I do when jobless at home, except that you have to talk to women irl because tinder is garbage
>>2856648That sounds incredible if it was lbs instead.I sometimes wonder why I don't leave bangkok and go to resort area but then I remember I'm just kind of stupid or something.
>>2856719>it's not like they are buying anything in foreign countriesIt makes literally everything cheaper for them by simply lowering gas pricesWhat sort of retarded worldview do you have that Thais don't own phones or eat beef?A lower currency only benefits exporters like Toyota and rice farmersA higher baht benefits consumers, so everyone.
Im such an idiot. I didnt realize Pattaya was specifically known for tutoring and I have no interest in that at all. I came to Thailand to meet someone normal and nice. Im looking at places in Bangkok now instead. I know tutors exist there too, but it's not specifically known for them. Is my analysis correct?
>>2856817A normal and nice Thai girl wouldn't be seen anywhere near you anon.
>>2856831You'll find whatever you want 555+
>>2856817Stay on the dark side, then. I don't know how you didn't know what you were getting into if you booked a place between Terminal 21 and Walking Street.
>>2856825Maybe youre right, but there has to be a compromise between normal and nice and a tutor.>>2856836Yeah that was the one thing I forgot to research lmao. Will have better luck in Bangkok? Im guessing pattaya is the most tutor saturated per capita?
>>2856842There are normal girls in Pats, but they're mostly on the other side of town. >Will I have better luck in Bangkok?Online dating is filled with tutors, and I doubt you know enough Thai to make a connection, nor their long enough to hang out with the more English friendly educated Thais. You'd have better luck trying to nail some stinky German backpacker chick, honestly. Especially if you're just there for a 2-3 week vacation.
>>2856845Im here for 2 months. >online datingIm online but I go out too. Basically I just want to know if bangkok would be the better option considering i dont need tutoring, especially for someone that enjoys walking around? I genuinely dont know much about the cities here, and just booked a flight on a whim for fun
>>2856846>that enjoys walking aroundEven with the hookers, I'd say Pats is a more chill place to go for a walk. There is stuff outside nightlife to do. It's got that gorgeous wood temple, and some other fun touristy things. You could train at the Fairtex gym if you like muay thai.BKK has more to do. It has some nice parks. If you're into the giant Asian malls, it's better. If you're after touristy stuff and novelties, BKK is better. But traffic is crazy. My poor Grab driver said that she prefers taxiing around Chonburi(Pattaya) because there's less traffic and things are more relaxed. Everything smells like motorbike exhaust, and BTS/MRT aren't nearly as comprehensive as the transit networks of somewhere like a big Japanese city.If you're into museums, you'll be disappointed imo.
>>2856869Don't stay in Pats the whole time, especially if you've never been to Thailand before. I'm saying this because there's more stuff to do than the nightlife there Pattaya itself and in the Chonburi area. It definitely might not be for you; I just think you don't need to rush to BKK because you thought Walking Street sucked.
>>2856817>posts on /trv/>walks into Pattaya looking for a tradwife
>>2856888Well I dont drink ir smoke or party at all, and I dont want tutoring, so I feel like ive made a mistake coming to pattaya, but im gonna stick it out because I trust you fir whatever reason. Anything you recommend while im here?
>>2856905>a tradwifeNever said that, you silly billy
>>2856845>on the other side of town.Where exactly is this? What do you mean? Ill.go there tomorrow
>>2856928I have no idea what that anon means but fairly sure it means the part of town filled with whores in bikinis grabbing literally every dick that walks within 5m of them
>>2856817pattaya is unironically a great place to laze around and do fuck all for weeks at a time. lots of cheap food including western options from all the boomers setting up shop, and endless cheap massage parlours
>>2857038Yes but I also want female company and not tutoring
>>2856906You have people that never venture further than WS, Buakhao, and 6 - and then complain that there's nothing else to do but nightlife. That's kinda on you. It's not Bangkok. You can Grab or Bolt around town without getting stuck in gridlock.
>>2856817Nong Khai has cute normal chicks
>>2857048Ive only been here 4 days so far man, thats why im asking questions. I want to explore, and naturally, the areas you mentioned arent for me.>>2857085Thank you
How long does it usually take you to kind of acclimate to the heat if your flying from a cold wintery climate nation?
>>2857356Just left Bangkok and the weather has been perfect for the last month, if you are going now there's nothing to acclimate toIt's not hot at all unless you are walking a lot in the middle of the dayI normally visit around Songkran time so never realised how fucking good it is in January.Around Songkran it is absolutely fucking brutal heat and I consider myself fairly well adapted to tropical climates
>>2857356Around 15 minutes
>>2857356Shorts, t shirt, you're acclimated.It's not even really humid in bangkok right now.
>>2857442>Shorts, t shirtyou forgot your gay little shoulder pouch and a baseball cap to cover up your norwood 3slob
>>2857381You're right, nighttime lows are shockingly cool this winter. 21° in Bangkok? Last few years it's been 27° low temps, 31° even at 10 pm.
>>2857040Then BYOGF. "I don't want to pay" Cheap Charlies are scorned by all Thai women.
>>2857453You need to control your outbursts of incel seethe.
What town should I go to if I just wanna chill with minimal city noise/traffic and retards? Is Udon Thani my best bet?
>>2857456I don't understand. Have I fundamentally misjudged the country? Im not a cheap guy, and I dont mind spending money on women, particularly if im dating them, but I have no desire to spend money on women whose livelihood is to tutor random men. Is this distinction confusing to you? Anyways, why the fuck am I asking 4chan about dating normal women lmao. Later anon