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>>2863096
>next life
Worry about the life after the next, THEN things will get worth living in.

>went to Thailand for 3 weeks
>was so good i am depressed now in my home country
how the fuck do i move/live there for a part of every year there with all the weird visa rules if i'm only 22 and not ultra rich? I want to do it in a legit, legal way and not be an asshole

>>2863098
DTV
I work remote. Company gave me the green light to work here half the year. I have to be in the states for six months to maintain residency. But at this point I don’t really care to. I want to live here the rest of my life. But I also am half Thai and have a lot of family here which makes things easier for me. I dread going back to the states and seeing all the fat fucks and paying inflated prices.

>>2863103
What worries me about DTV is what i'll do after 5 years, like can i just apply for it again then? Personally i'd choose the Muay Thai variant for sure since i've been training MT for about 8 years rn and have always wanted to do it in Thailand, already tried out a couple private sessions on my last holiday there too and it was great.. Thailand is fucking amazing but i wish my Eurofag Schengen shit applied to the entire world, paperwork sucks

>>2863103
>I want to live here the rest of my life
Based and naivepilled

>>2863145
>ability to do the sport i've been doing for years + no health problems i get in my frozen euroshithole
I really don't see many downsides there

>>2863233
Living in Thailand as a foreigner is a privilege whose conditions may be changed or revoked at any time. You take for granted all the rights you have as a native citizen in your home country, and seem to think they will or should automatically transfer over to Thailand. The truth is, you have no rights whatsoever as an alien abroad.
>>2863145
He does have the starry-eyed idealism of babby's first overseas trip.
>whoa my god there is padthai, and there is muaythai, and there is thai massage with happy ending, I'm literally in paradise!
Once the novelty of being in Asia wears off, you will start to realize that all human societies are deeply flawed, including Asian societies. And you will either learn to cope with those flaws, or seethe endlessly about them just like you do with your home country.

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Future for Thaicels

Hey guys timmy here will I have fun in thailand? I'm a virgin btw

>>2863253
That is truly mystery meat genetics

>>2863244
Solid comment
I was being flippant but some people really need some perspective, lived for years in south east Asia and seriously worry for some of the people I meet
They don't know shit about Thais or the country and are speed running so muchl trouble. DTV seems to have accelerated that

>>2863295
What kind of trouble

>>2863439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ur8Cbn63vM

Going to visit in November for a month. Been here before but I was partying too much and only did south, plus water was very murky when I was here so no snorkeling.

>want to do north - what do you recommend?
>definitely want to go back south but actually snorkel - any specific spots or tours you'd recommend?
>do want to party but make it less of a goal
>aim to stay in fancy hostels and occasionally rent a bungalow
>will also meet my ex so recommend something romantic because we'll probably fuck

Not interested in any kind of whoremongering or degenerate nonsense.

>>2864063
They should stop letting poor people in the country.
Give dtv to only those with high networth. No job needed.

>pick a ~40kg hooker in the lineup
>cute and giggly
>say my dick is big like they always do despite the fact I'm 8cm flaccid
>when I start to get hard she just can't stop looking with the fear getting more intense after each blood pulse until I reach my maximum power of 20cm
>ask if she's ok and she laugh and say of course
>the whore actually get wet and a few tickles on her clit make her ready
>glad it looks like I'm going able to fuck her properly
>actually have to go slow as fuck and after 5 minutes I can tell she's really just enduring it
>ask for a blowjob instead
Found a few tiny ones who just took it hard this trip but my streak has ended. She was still fun and friendly so had a good time.

We talked about the job in the jacuzzi and she says girls prefer the Chinese customers because they're fat and last one minute. Whites are ok but too much work.
Also how they smile or not in the line up is very important apparently, thought they just compete to get your attention but if one's looking away or has only a little smile that means she really doesn't want you. They think it's obvious and we all get the hint but men are way more dense than they expect.

>>2863103
>I have to be in the states for six months to maintain residency
Usually it's that you can't live in one single other country more than six months of the year or they will try to claim you as a tax resident, if you're a US citizen they'll be trying to get their money either way

>>2864176
>Also how they smile or not in the line up is very important apparently, thought they just compete to get your attention but if one's looking away or has only a little smile that means she really doesn't want you. They think it's obvious and we all get the hint but men are way more dense than they expect.
thanks for this

best app for qr payments? wise? revolut? moreta?

Does anywhere in Samui or Phangan still sell magic shakes or is it just a scam to steal money from foreigners

>>2864132
I don't know what those farang think they were doing, stealing a knickknack worth no more than fifty bucks or so. Did they think they could hawk that for a fare to get back home or something? Did they not realize there are cameras everywhere in every country in the world now?

2 weeks alone in Phuket, is that something that sounds nice or awful?

>>2864439
what town are you staying in? can you ride a motorbike? do you speak russian? do you plan to dive?

>>2864456
I haven't booked shit yet. I just know I will be flying to Phuket.

I have been in Phuket before and stayed close to Surin beach, would like to stay in something similar. A little calmer.
I stayed in Patong as well but it was a bit too young/party imo.
I can drive motorcycles yes, I don't speak suka, I don't plan to dive but I do like snorkling.

>>2864474
Could be fine then since you can drive a bike and aren't stuck in Patong the whole time. If you've never been to Krabi or Phi Phi you could plan to spend some of the time there since they're close, but Phi Phi might be more young/party than you're looking for

I want to go to Pattaya but my (nice but anxious) parents always want info like where I’m going and what hotels because they’re afraid I’ll be kidnapped and beheaded while traveling. I don’t want them to google Pattaya and see what it is and I don’t want the complication of lying to them about where I’m going, can I get a similar enough experience in Bangkok? Is there anywhere convenient to stay outside of Pattaya so I’ll be ‘staying’ somewhere else and can just commute in and out?

>>2864580
You aren't desired or really wanted. Go away farang.

>>2864608
You will never be as good as me, and you will remain jealous, angry and hateful about this fact until the end of your life.

>>2864607
Rayong?

>finally go to Red Fern who was the "legendary" Eden before the owner got shot in his own brothel
>the rule is that you have to pick 2 girls including one who's across a line which means she does anal
>after a double blowjob and playing around I fuck the anal girl in the pussy and she can take it very well which is rare in Thailand due to my size, I can really pound hard with her legs on my shoulders
>ask for anal
>"yes I can but I need to go do the washing"
>don't bother
What's the point of selling anal like that if she's not ready wtf. I guess I could fuck the other one meanwhile but after 3 minutes she couldn't handle me anymore already.
Had fun anyway, anal girl was cute as fuck and had the tiniest tits I've ever seen naked.

>>2864580
What did she mean by this? Dropped her routine and let herself go?

>>2864638
She's freelance, has her own place, told me this after we finished. She's older but said she started offering erotica only few months ago (I believe her).

Have you been getting into sideline? As in actual sideline, not agency girls. Plenty of websites, telegram channels, twitter but they are dominated by agencies. Should I just start hitting up girls physically near universities or what

>>2864641
I just don't get what she means by careless in this context, I'm ESL though.
Sorry I just go in brothels, there's (almost) no bullshit if you go in the right ones because you can just complain to mamasan.
Also I need a lineup, can't trust pictures online.
Soliciting random girls sounds risky though, try tinder maybe I heard a lot will just quote a price fast.

>>2864642
Dating apps in current year everywhere are trash heap, girls on them are uninvestable. ...or just matter of taste..

What kind of prices are you getting quoted in brothels? I did some research online and once you get out of Sukhumvit it seems the baseline rate for 2 hours is 2k baht? It's 4k per one hour if you just walk in into some random nuru massage place at a prominent spot, but there can be some interesting catches ...met a girl there who said she has been doing this kind of job only for few days (pretty sure she wasn't lying).

>>2864644
Basic price is 2k to 2.5k for an hour. If you go in soi 24 where there's like 6 brothels next to each other that's the normal price.
There are like 100 girls anytime there and always new faces. I go in Mango which has the best service of them and a lot of uni students, it's not rare to find ones who just started.
From there you can just cross the road and there's 3 more shops, first one is Relax Room.
You can do all the lineups if you want, just say you come back later you don't have to pick one.

If you like tall girls with white skin and fake tits (what Asian customers want) you have to go to other places where the prices start at 4k, it's usually nuru, like Roze and Mitu.
The high end soapies are basically scams for rich chinks, not worth the price (20k+) at all.

>>2864648
Checked out Mango in google maps and seems like there is male reception staff? You tolerate that kind of shit?

>>2864651
Never had one there, it's always that chubby 50yo milf and an older one at the cashier.
I had a papasan at some place once but didn't care I guess, he just called the girls and went away.
Anyway I really suggest IG if you go there, she's maybe a bit too intense but you really get your fix.

>>2864655
Thanks for the info, much appreciated.

>>2864608
>>2864613

>desired
>really wanted

Uh... you guys are aware that they are prostitutes, r-right? They normally dont really desire nor want their customers. Its just a job.

>>2864664
No bro you don't get it I'm special and these bitches love me they wouldn't make me think that unless they're sincere

>>2864664
They key word being "normally". If you are decent enough, eventually some girl will catch feelings for you. I had a girl in Chiang Mai which eventually was willing to sleep with me for free. I liked her but she started getting aesthetic surgeries on her face and that really weirded me off tho..

>>2864218
it's unreal how many guys don't get this
your enjoyment isn't going to improve by taking the hottest one looking over in the corner

>>2864240
isn't there the new travel card thing for tourists, never tried but some people I know said it's all good

>>2864580
hansum man skill +1

>>2864176
Outcall massage, was talking with the girl about what kind of customers she is usually with. Usually they give evasive answer but this one said about 80% of her customers are Singaporean and Malaysian Chinese cause apparently she looks like Malaysian Chinese or something?

I don't get it, apparently asians pick based on looks over personality??

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I made Thai/Isaan beef jerky today. It was better than what I get at most restaurants.

>>2864708
God damn I hate phoneposting

>>2864664
You are speaking from ignorance here, son. Bargirls the world over absolutely do gravitate to the guys who they find likeable; their standards may be low, but they still exist. They especially like to pair up with guys who are awkward due to lack of experience with women, but making a genuine effort to come out of their shell of celibacy and have fun. These guys have an air of innocent sweetness that makes it easy for both parties to pretend it's nothing more than a good time between casual lovers...until she hits him with the demand for 3000 baht. Now the harsh realities of business reassert themselves. BTW if you spend the whole interaction worrying "when is she going to demand money", "how much is she going to demand", "what if I don't want to pay that much, what will she do", "am I gonna regret this afterwards", you're not gonna be able to get yer pecker up, and damn right you're gonna hate yourself afterwards.

Thailand is kind of depressing. Is there a SEA country that isnt known for sex tourism that I can check out and live quietly?

>>2864700
They certainly seem to. Go people watch at Thermae and you'll see Chinese guys walking around with their arms behind their back like they're looking for a sale.

>>2864700
Chinese and Korean men have a completely different way to spend time with the hookers. They don't try to build some kind of emotional relation or put any effort in the sex and would find it retarded to do so. Just like we don't either with the dudes picking garbage in the streets.
Basically they just lay there and let the girl do a quick blowjob then ride them for 2-3 minutes and cum. Some don't even stop using their phone.

That's why whites are too much effort for some girls who'll just ignore us. We ask for a special romantic connection and pump them as hard as we can which makes them sore.
Japs are in the middle but usually more perverted. and often ask weird stuff.

>>2864746
It's concentrated in 0.1% of the country just don't go there.
Vietnam is the meta right now though, check Da Nang.

>>2864723
And thats the problem. At home an escort is a straightforward deal, you can use her to lose some anxiety , then move on to real women.
Here these guys get suckered into an expensive illusion and stuck there. The girls go for them exactly because of that.

But you answered why I didnt go with any of the girld, because personally I hate blurred lines , surprise charges and ambiguity, especiallywhen theres money involved.

>>2864746
Brunei

>>2864708
this looks awesome anon
are there spices?

>>2863439
>marrying a Thai
>starting a local business
these are the quick ones
I drink and play golf with decent nice retiree boomers in Bangkok and they've all got some horror stories about guys who turned up with big dreams only to get taken to the cleaners by some whore pretending to be wife material and before you know it his life savings is gone and the Thai justice system at best doesn't give a fuck about you, at worst hates you.
People get in over their head way too easily.
The again you speak to some of these sadfucks and they're clearly trash so maybe its deserved.

The Pattaya flying club is full of them

People told me Cha am would be very dull, but it’s very cheap, no annoying buskers and the temperature difference from back home is literally 50 degrees celcius so I’m enjoying it. There doesn’t seem to be any hookers or sex shops around either, but then again I wouldn’t be able to tell

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>>2864746
Against my better judgement I'm gonna assume this post was made in good faith and reply to it in the same manner.

There's prostitution everywhere. There's prostitution in your hometown, there's prostitution in the city you are in right now. And you gotta realize the stereotypical Nana or Pattaya locales do not reflect the reality of the entire country. Like other anon said it's concentrated in 0.1% of the country. If you want the trashy, dehumanized experience sure it's an option. But you can also act like a decent human being and find another decent human being to spend some time with. Sure, for her it's work but that doesn't mean work cannot be fun. If you think everyone is a fat disgusting boomer or an evil golddigger you gotta get off the internets and touch some grass.

As far as SEA goes Thailand is completely fine, and so are the neighbouring countries. Philippines is the place you want to avoid.

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>>2864762
>Vietnam
I realized recently no matter where I go, in context of working girls, for some reason Thai girls seem to have the most pleasant, earnest attitude.

Chinese are about maximum value extraction for the least amount of work, but they are not being rough and overt about it. It's more like a chinese palace intrigue experience - seemingly pleasant, soft and servile but also vague, impersonal, physically light and hidden dagger poised at you all the time. Had the same kind of experience in Singapore, Osaka, and Tokyo, about 6 encounters total and I think at this point I'm done with them. It's not that all Chinese girls are like this (I used to date one), but the ones in service industry certainly seem so.

Wasn't quite able to penetrate Japanese gatekeeping, but from the little experience I have, my impression is they tend to do solid work once you are alone with the right one.

Pinays are the worst, maximum value extraction for the least amount of work, and usually being rough and overt about it. I also tried hitting them up in the streets and had very little success. In Thailand, hell even in Japan, there's rather plenty of girls signaling they are open to being approached, in Philippines their body language is clearly signalling they are not interested. Service industry there is the worst, shitty locales, shitty attitude. I don't understand anons praising Philippines, I guess it takes certain kind of personality to thrive in that country.

Vietnamese for some reason not as sexually open as Thai girls. No idea why.

>>2864841
>It's not that all Chinese girls are like this

Coomers have this really weird habit of only interacting with hookers and drawing conclusions about the women there in general
No normal guy would even consider that paying women for sex is reflective of what an actual relationship with one looks like.

>>2864841
I was talking about Vietnam for someone who want a comfy cheap place to live in without the cooming. I did some there it was ok but not my motivation to go there at all.
Japan is either very expensive for foreigners or extremely easy once you get the system and speak jap. It's the prostitution capital of the world.
Some dude in the japan general was fucking underage girls everyday for as low as 10k yen, just negotiating directly on twitter where they advertise themselves.

>>2863096
How is that different than what christcucks and muhamfags already are supposed to do for the same outcome?

>>2863096
>If following the teachings in Buddhism, how will your next life look like?
I'd be kind of like a hungry ghost except instead of a big belly and a throat too narrow to swallow food, I'd have big full balls with no tubes to coom from.

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>SAWATDEE KAAA MASSAGE KAAA

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>>2864827
Yet how come the Philippines has the lowest HIv rate in the region and Vietnam, the second highest?Judging from your Sex Tourism Stereotype of those two.

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>>2864809
My recipe is 1lb beef, marinated 1 hr, use 2 tsp golden mountain (more is ok, wasn’t salty). 0.5 tbsp fish sauce 1.5tbsp oyster sauce. .5 tbsp sugar, some garlic powder n black pepper. Dry it in 210 degree F oven for 1 hr, flipping halfway. Fry thick pieces at 350 for 3 mins.
>Wasnt salty so you can add more onions, fish sauce, or chicken bouillon powder if you want
>some recipes add white pepper or sesame seeds
Pic related after the oven and before frying. Thais would sun-dry it but it’s not hot enough here and I hate insects on food

>>2864919
Why the hell would HIV rates matter in the least to me? I'm not interested in any man's butthole. It's the other STDs which are a concern to normal, straight men.
>>2864841
The Philippines shill brigade is slowly losing steam. Too many real-life experiences to the contrary coming out lately. The coomerbait stories have the exact same details recycled again and again, with zero evidence of residency within the country. Anons are beginning to nootice that something is not right. Intimate snapshots with the guy's face scribbled out are no longer posted as proofs. We're figuring out that pinoy ricecucks are trying to bait horny foreign men to come to their country so they can be ripped off left and right. They even pretend to get angry about white men screwing their women (while furiously fapping to the idea). Nowhere else in Asia was I regarded as a walking piggybank quite like I was in the Philippines. Going back makes no sense at all.

>>2864655
Checked that street out today. Most girls in all the venues had sour faces ...but that's likely my problem, not theirs. Anyways picked one girl which was smiling at me bigly. She told me apparently lots of Japanese frequent this street. Also told me she has been working this job for two months and can make 50-70k/month. Made 9k full-time at government job she worked at before.

Recently I started fantasizing about meeting a suitable girl in a brothel, set up exclusivity deal with her and eventually convince her to start a family with me.

I actually feel like this is something which may work out well. This is how far I'm gone. I'm not sure why I have been so delusional lately.

Thank you for reading my blog.

How do I have fun in Bangkok if I dont drink or party and only like going out after 6 pm when its not as hot. This isnt bait. Im a huge introvert and dont like bothering other people but im just looking for suggestions. Theres that MeetUp app that has gathering with locals and expats that I guess I could check out. Have any of you done that?

>>2864949
I've had the same fantasy with a bar girl I met over there. The chances of "Pretty Woman" happening are basically 0%. She was great and we spent a few days together eating and drinking, but reality hits once you get back from your trip. To her you're just another customer since they see so many people in a year.

>>2864961
You are a single man in Bangkok. Sit down and think for a moment about why you are really here.

Or maybe I'm just projecting.

>>2864961
You can go climb and do some lifting at stonegoat S69, many foreigners and it's a very social hobby, people might even come to you if you don't like making the first step. Just go during the day it's not too hot inside.
My favourite part about Bangkok is riding behind the scooters, I just do 30 minutes trips for no reason sometimes.
Also except if you have strong objections about it go do some cooming, if you're shy/virgin I recommend a more experienced one in her 30s.
Just go at Cherry massage or snow white and ask for a girl who can lead. Their basic routine is being your nympho slut while you relax and enjoy.

Any experiences with finding girls who do outcalls online? I’m in a quiet part of Thailand but I really want to try it at least once before it’s too late

>>2865075
Thank you for the suggestions. Im not a virgin and get laid back home, and I have absolutely zero interest in tutoring. But yeah, I havent had a conversation with another human being irl in over a year. Its a long story and I need to get over it so ill go to S69 as you recommended. I just saw this cute redhead at big C and didnt have the balls to go up to her, because my confidence has never been lower. Anyways, thanks anon.

>>2865096
>I havent had a conversation with another human being irl in over a year
man goes to thailand to live the schizoid life lol

>come back home after extended Thailand vacation
>get honked at for ignoring the lights and just walking across the street when I'm sure the cars see me
>sidewalks confuse me, I have my head on a swivel to look out for scooters that never come
>supermarket guy asks me what drugs I am on as I reflexively thank him in Thai
>go out at 01:00 to get something form the 7/11 only to remember that there are none here

My home country seems like a weird ass place right at this moment

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Checked out some venues in Ekkamai (Soi Sukhumvit 63). Don't like the vibe. Most of them are clubs with bouncers, the nuru places either with male staff or the girls are shallow. I think the entire street is geared towards Chinese, and I see lots of them around.

What are some other places for cooming in Sukhumvit? Anon mentioned Mango Club and surrounding brothels for no-frills experience with good girls, Cherry Massage for just carnal pleasure, any other micro-cosmoses out there?

>go anywhere tourist/nightlife related in Thailand
>swarms of Indians milling around loitering

Nigger what the fuck are they even doing? Just existing in public seems to be their primary activity.

>>2865202
You mean you went to Nana or Pattaya (the most prominent and stereotypical areas which are way past their glory) and are now judging the rest of the country/making ragebait posts based on your experience there?

>>2865207
I think I'm just going to start beating up you pot bellied bobblehead freaks. Total Indian death now.

>beat off too much
>sex, blowjob and handjob feel nice but can’t cum
Part of me feels bad for having to get myself off, even though it’s my money. I just think of freelancers like service workers, like waiters or something so I hate feeling rude

>>2865340
This happened to me the other night. Just walked in to a nuru massage place on a whim. Only had enough cash on me for 60 minutes. The girl was new, had near-zero technique. At the end finished myself off while she had her palm placed on my thigh. First time for everything I guess..

>>2865357
Yeah, I think if I was in a parlour I’d end up stressing about the time and not enjoy it at all, glad I prefer ordering them to my hotel like room service. I was surprised she was actually really good at massages as well, I kind of expected that to just be a formality before the sex but it was great. I felt bad because she clearly felt a bit distressed about me not cumming, not outwardly frustrated or impatient she was laughing and smiling about it. Still came buckets doing it myself whole she sat on my face so I can’t complain

>>2865364
what are the signs that a massage place offers those extras?

>>2865367
Depends on where you are, if you are inside and they take you to a room somewhere else for your massage, tell you to strip without leaving or looking away, if they don’t give you disposable underwear, then they are going to offer happy ending. From the outside, if you are in the red light district obviously, if the girls are standing outside calling out and trying to get you inside, it all depends on where you are though, it’s easy to look up ones in your area online

>>2865367
When you enter and there's a lineup of 10+ girls with revealing clothes.
That's for the more subtle places who usually catter to japs who want some discretion, the other ones have young girls in miniskirt touting.
The "regular" massage places with extra will only provide a blowjob or handjob usually.

>>2865201
Nana plaza + soi cowboy if you want to drink with a girl then pick her up to your hotel. Costly but boomers like it because it's like LARPing they seduced her. Hundreds of girls to choose from and 2-3 ladyboys gogo bars.
Tulip + Snow White next to each other at Thong Lo station, almost all girls will do anal and some way more degenerate shit. Reports I've read sound like a legalporno script.
The countless nuru joints in Whattana, girls are selected to please asian customers so tall, white skin, fake noses and tits. Can have good experiences but it's more mechanical in general. Only one I enjoyed was BKK vice because of the GTA theme and my girl was very fun.

>>2865387
The one question is why the fuck you don't just go hooking at home, its not like this kind of place isn't available in basically every larger city of the world, and none of the places you mentioned are significantly cheaper than their western equivalents. Seriously, why go to Thailand for this?

>>2865388
Everything else is cheaper (unless you live in a third world hovel), the weather, you can go to the beach or pool when not whoring

>>2865388
Obesity, that's why
Paying to plap is the ultimate beta move

>>2865367
When you get your wallet back, a lot of the cash inside has gone missing.

>>2865395
>you can go to the beach or pool when not whoring


I'd legit kill myself if I went to a forei8gn country across the world, and ended up seeing nothing besides some blown out hooker puss and shitty pools.You guys must be the dullest NPCs imaginable, never mind looks, no wonder you can't get laid.

>>2865388
>not significantly cheaper than their western equivalents.
They're significantly cheaper than their Burgerstan equivalents, and Thailand nightlife is probably safer for a gringo than South American equivalents. I don't know why so many Europoors come for the paid studying. And that's not even getting into how nice the overall tourist experience is.

>>2865421
>Thailand nightlife is probably safer for a gringo than South American equivalents

An assumption which leads to you retards getting cocky all the time, dine and dashing at the hookers or stepping on some Thais guys foot because whats lil Changy gon do? And then scratch your heads as to why the Pattaya flying club enjoys a steadily growing membership.

>>2865423
I would simply behave like I otherwise would and not be an asshole to Thai people for no reason.

>>2865423
>the Pattaya flying club
whats that?

>>2865388
>>2865420
I can't say for others but I love Bangkok for many reasons, it's my favourite city and I'd spend way more time there if the weather was better. Cooming takes me 1 hour day 6 days a week, it's just cherry on top.
I have a girlfriend and always was sexually active since I'm 15yo, I just like to binge and fuck 20 different girls in a few weeks. I feel relaxed and free when I'm done.
I also happen to love short skinny young brown women and we don't have them at home. I don't think there's anywhere else on earth I can have access to 100 of them in the same place and pick my favorite.

I'm currently in India where I won't fuck or coom for 2 months but do shit that filters 99% of normies. I just enjoy various stuff and landing in Bangkok to start my trips is practical, cheap and clears my head for the following months.

Whats a good place to rent motorbikes in Patong?

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>>2865449
The tuktuk drivers don't want you to know this, but in Patong the motorbikes are free
I have 458 motorbikes in my swimming pool

>>2865456
Can I rent from you then?

>>2865388
>why the fuck you don't just go hooking at home, its not like this kind of place isn't available in basically every larger city of the world
Because it actually isn't for the most part? Germany, Spain and Athens are the only decent places in Europe for hookers these days, Latin America has risks and the US scene isn't even worth mentioning. You're very confused if you think what's available in Thailand is comparable to what you'll find at any random Asian massage parlor in the west

>>2865429
The reality is its people who want to end it so go blow every cent they have drinking and whoring away in Pats
There's a boomer retiree conspiracy that they are fleeced and killed but as corrupt as the cops are they really do take stuff like murder seriously and are good at their jobs when they need to be, especially the death of a foreigner, it's important
There's probably one or two real instances of dodgy stuff but if you've drunk beers with some old guy in a bar at midday there its a very occams razor moment.
Some old American guy got killed recently by a group of Burmese and he sounded like a complete piece of shit who turned up with a knife and stabbed one of them because his gf left him. Apart from road accidents the farang who die in Thailand are overwhelmingly not good people and no one should care about them.

>>2865490
>forgot to mention the killing themselves by jumping off their balcony
This is the flying club part

>>2865388
It's a place to lose yourself.

>>2865490
>>2865492
i see thanks

>>2864911
lol

realistically, how hard is it to obtain a pistol with a single bullet in it? Outside the big cities obviously

What is it about Thailand, and developing world in general which makes the beast inside you more unrestrained? Moral compass just spinning the moment you step out of plane

>>2865674
Subconsciously, you know you're smarter and stronger than many of the locals, and in being so, can exploit it to a devilish extent. Sure you might not be math smart, but just by being here, you partake in deeper conversations than most local Thai men would.

We were all raised in a world where white humans were depicted as refined, ideal, and the best. These characteristic of white is true in some aspects, though there is a large number of burn outs amongst us. Anyway, Disney films with white princesses and white princes are still very much in the minds of women in Asia, especially Thailand where western culture is pedestaled. In a terse phrase, the women in Thailand have a "London calling" in their heads. As a child I saw Britain in a positive light, and I think a similar light is what they've managed to hold onto while most white men have let go of that by 2019 at the latest.

Who doesn't know a handful of Asian women that went abroad to the UK, Australia, or California? The places where white men used to be a majority, and created the concept of romance films, defining what love looks like for the masses.

All of this and much more runs in our heads subconsciously. Except we can and do make it conscious and they can't and don't. That applies to many other concepts, and it makes the beast inside you go fucking bananas. Tame it.

>>2865689
>102 IQ coupled with megalomania

>>2865674
The locals have a culture of not saying anything directly when you act as a retard - being a complete NPC incapable of independent action, you begin losing it once you are no longer under the rigid social control of your home village and left to your own responsibility and judgement. As your "moral compass" is entirely external and dictated entirely by fear of the local fishwives gossiping or the priests reprimands, it ceases fucntioning once you arrive in a country where no one really cares what you do or don't.

>>2865689
Delusional.

I made friends with my 7 11 guy. I practice Thai with him and we laugh about it and he teaches me new words. It's fun. I also tried thai porridge. Fuck is it good. Like ultimate feel good simple comfort. Hope youre doing well anons ill see you around

>>2865722
>>2865730
elaborate a more accurate truth when you can

>>2865746
You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded.
That aside, Thailand is probably one of the countries where people care the least about white people except assume them to be ATMs/ drunken retards.
And they all have their own movies industry, no one outside the US watches disney garbage and no one care.Go to the Philipines and eat garbage meat if you want to have your megalomanic phantasy. Your only problem is that that country looks up to White people because it is basically an open sewer and bald white fatties are the only way out for the average slum dweller. Have fun

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>>2863096
Anyone ever do a fitness retreat in Thailand? I was looking at Tiger MuayThai in Phuket and it seems to check every box I want (lodging, meals, classes on site) but the cost is large. I'm sure I get what I pay for, but was wondering if other people had recommendations for retreats/gyms to check out? Not married specifically to martial arts, just want a trip that is purposefully focused on working out.

>>2865887
>I'm sure I get what I pay for
Not necessarily. They may skip quality protein so in the end after months of working you will still be scrawny fuck. Be prepared to spend extra to supplement food.

In general, are you okay with structured authority? You may discover that shit ain't for you...

Also how much AC is in there? You may think you are fit enough and can tough it out but it can become really taxing...

Last thing, as you get more fit you may discover your sex drive will go up... perhaps make sure there are options nearby for release

>>2865741
>not making friends with 7/11 stray dogs wanting aircon
You're doing it wrong my dude

What cities do you anon recommend?
Bangkok, Chiang Mai, Phuket, Pattaya, and etc?

>>2865983
Pattaya only if you're a dedicated coomer with tunnel vision. If you're not then skip it. Bangkok is obligatory. You may or may not love it but there's probably something there for everyone and it's worth exploring. Chiang Mai is comfy, full of normies and newfags but it's charming and chill anyway. Never been to Phuket and don't really care about it. You should also consider going off the beaten path a bit. No need to stick to the Reddit circuit.

>>2865983
>What cities do you anon recommend?
What are your priorities in going to Thailand?

>>2865798
You aren't explaining why you're seething. I guess our experiences have just been different. The women I met were different than the ones you met

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>>2865887
> Not married specifically to martial arts, just want a trip that is purposefully focused on working out.
If you need to go to Thailand to 'get fit' you're not going to make it. What's stopping you from working out at home with a personal trainer, if you're in the USA that's stupidly easy.

Question for the thread, never been to Thailand during monsoon season. Staying in Bangkok, high level apartment, so not too worried of excess flooding but I've not visited during that time of year. Need to visa reset/space out between countries, got a place for like ~350/mo all utils included so was a no brainer for booking but now I realize why it might have been so cheap...

>>2865917
yeah not going near those mutts i'm muslim

>>2866067
He never said that he needed to move to thailand to get fit you stupid mother fucker he asked if anyone has ever done a fitness retreat because he's clearly already into fitness and wanted to hear the opinion of other anons

>>2866086
>he's clearly already into fitness and wanted to hear the opinion of other anons
Nah, as someone who gym's regularly that reads like all the other DYEL people, he's not married to martial arts as he stated... So MuayThai is already lost more than half it's value in terms of paying for a 'fitness retreat' it's just pure stupidity to focus on Thailand in general for working out compared to the investment you can do at home and build a routine off of. The amount of people I've heard going "to thailand so they can get fit as shit and learn some cool stuff" never actually go there for it, just spend a bunch of money dicking around. Sure I've seen a few people actually train properly but they were already in the kickboxing and into that realm of working out.

>>2865674
Drunkenness has the same effect for whites anywhere they feel safe enough to get plastered. They start throwing their weight around and being high T low inhib for a change. Drunks are the ultimate walking ATMs, which is why they are tolerated in so many places. But underneath the smiling service, they despise you loud, sloppy buffalos and laugh amongst themselves as they foist ugly greedy women on you who are nowhere near as young or as pretty as your beer goggles make you think they are.

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>>2866086
>not into martial arts
>wants to go drop at minimum 450USD+flight costs to have some broken english speaker tell him to stop eating and keep moving for a month
>this assumes he's already versed in basic martial arts which the post implies he's not really into
Looking at the site for the place he mentioned anything to make a noticeable change in someone's physique he's probably going to need the 3 month option, which is roughly 1300 USD. That's a hell of a lot to spend when you could just stay home or go to the gym on your own will power.

Also the muscle groups trained and stressed during something like muay thai isn't something you would normally exercise at the gym with. So unless he intends to keep up with what he learns, it's going to be worthless in 2 months after he leaves that 'fitness retreat'.

>>2865907
"quality protien" lmao, what the fuck is this shit, spoken like someone who watches sixpackshortcuts and buys creatine thinking it makes you ripped. Anon needs to post his current workout routine and bodyweight along with any prior kickboxing, martial arts, or other possible self defense training. Otherwise they are going to have to run him through the beginner starting strength along with a ton of cardio and stretching to get him to the basics. Guess what you can do at the cheapest gym and a meal prep plane.

>>2866067
I moved back home last June to care for my mom after her cancer diagnosis. She passed in December. I would like to take my savings and drastically change my environment so I can clear my head. My thought was to go to thailand first for a 2-3 month fitness retreat and head west until I return home.

>>2866187
I mean that sucks and all anon but doing 2-3 month mauythai training probably not the best thing if you're looking to clear your head after a lost family member. It's a pretty rigorous investment in you mental and physical state. Do you even have any martial arts training to begin with? If not they are going to have to start you out as a noob and push you as far as they can. I'm all for using physical fitness as a way to get out of a shitty situation and fight depression but the kind of training your asking for is not for people who are a bit down. Most gyms and programs like that in Thailand don't let you cancel early if you're not feeling it after the second week or whatever, they will just say okay you quit on us bye thanks for the funds.

What's your overall physical fitness level as of today? If it's practically nothing, my advice would be more to finding a good place to begin hiking with the spring season coming up and the temperatures+humidity aren't dogshit.

Why do the working girls ask for how long is anon staying in Thailand? I understand sometimes they just make conversation, and sometimes they ask cause they have mercenary personalities and are gauging you as a mark. But otherwise why ask this?

>>2866172
Nah you stupid nigger, these retreats often skimp on protein cause meat is expensive. Sometimes it's cultural too, but mostly it's all about cutting costs so in the end they earn more.

>>2866223
I don't know but both of those reasons make sense to me. Why do you think there must be another one?

>>2866225
Cause not everyone is a golddigger, and oftentimes they ask this in context where it seems like there's some purpose behind it, not just idle convo.

>>2866226
Yeah certainly not everyone is a gold digger but I think probably every hooker is a gold digger. It's possible they're hoping to meet somebody to get them out of that life though I guess. I dunno bro maybe somebody here has more insight than I do.

>>2866223
>Why do the working girls ask for how long is anon staying in Thailand?
To get an idea of if you'll be a repeat customer or be interested in having them as your holiday girlfriend / sugarbaby. Most of the time it's just making conversation though.
>>2866229
>It's possible they're hoping to meet somebody to get them out of that life
lol, only if they're reaching whore retirement age

>>2866224
>retreats often skimp on protein cause meat is expensive
Anon there are tons of ways to get protein that isn't through meat, protein powder is stupid cheap in bulk and does a lot to help supplement a normal 3 meal a day meal especially with chicken being high in protein and cheap in Thailand. Same with fish.

Please don't tell me you're one of those "gotta eat healthy salads to get fit" braindead idiots

>>2866297
Okay great. Now look at my original comment again. Anon asked about training retreats. I told him to budget extra for food cause their meal plan may be shit.

What is the point you are trying to make right now?

>>2866310
The point is that the training retreats often have inclusive meal plans for you to follow... did you not read his post where is listed an all inclusive style place as example of what he is looking for? They will provide the needed protein and caloric intake for you, that's what you're paying for along side the training course. Like that's the whole point of a place like that lmao. Tiger is one of the most popular places to go for "learning to be a hekkin badass" and the other gyms are just copycats of varying prices.

If he is just looking to attend a gym+thailand for a "retreat" then the original points are correct, Thailand is a waste of cash and he should just workout at home building on a routine he won't abandon after 2 weeks of returning there. There is literally no use to spend all that extra cash to go to Thailand vs. building a small home weight set+pay for a year of a gym membership.

>I told him to budget extra for food cause their meal plan may be shit.
The whole point of those "retreats" is that you DON'T go and get extra food you retard, they want you to stick to the exact diet they lay out for you. Holy DYEL fatties here thinking "yeah... gotta eat bigger to get big".

>>2866314
Nope. Just because it's marketed as all-inclusive training retreat doesn't mean their meal plan will be as is supposed to be. That is because they may try cutting corners in order to make more money. Therefore, their meal plan may be shit, and therefore, anon should be ready for the eventuality of having to spend extra money to supplement food.

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>>2866323
>Nope. Just because it's marketed as all-inclusive training retreat doesn't mean their meal plan will be as is supposed to be.
>to check every box I want (lodging, meals, classes on site)
Anon, he literally listed TIGER in his reply along with what I quoted. They take your weight, they give you a meal plan, they work you through that based off shit. I'd give benefit of the doubt to some stuff but Tiger is well known for it's overall quality which is why I don't understand the push back or "merely pretending" shit going on.
>Therefore, their meal plan may be shit, and therefore, anon should be ready for the eventuality of having to spend extra money to supplement food.
So if you have doubts from one of the leading retreats for this kind of activity, the other postings were correct. Don't bother with Thailand because it's a waste of money, you're paying 1350 for 3 months of something you know better about. Oh wait, these retreats take into account for all that stuff. Most these places will have people who are trying to get you to a specific BF% and amount of protein. Sure they may not give you only meat for protein, which is why I mentioned powdered protein which is why I was giggling at "quality protein".

This is like seeing those fat karens who come into the gym back in the USA get told a routine and spend 30 minutes at the gym only to see them waddle to starbucks or tropical smoothe screaming WHOO GIRL I NEED SOME DAT PROTEIN AND ENERGY!! I DUN WORK OUT HARD TODAY! HAHA! Yeah you're totally going to make it by not following the meal plan a dietitian is giving you for the exact thing you signed up for.

If you're not willing to follow the exact meal plan they create for you based on the quiz they hand you, just go to a gym in your home country. If you mom died that sucks, go spend a few months just clearing your head and then get back to serious workout or grab something like AnytimeFitness so you can workout here and there while traveling.

This is such a weird fucking general to read as a thai. I've literally never been to Pattaya or been by anything red light but according to anons there is a whole ecosystem of brothels or someshit. Weird.

>>2866323
>go to glorified fat camp to lose weight and gain muscle
>have diet planned by professionals you pay
>"heh better sneak in extra meals! It's for the protein I promise!!"
absolute state of /trv/

>NOOOO you can't just do a Muay Thai camp as a vacation, you must do all these prerequisites first and need to autistically monitor your diet or it will all be for notheeeeng.
this fucking sperg, jesus christ

>>2866399
Would love you to make a thread on /fit/ so people can laugh thinking you can just start doing Muay Thai. I don't have much of a dog in this race but it's not something you just pick up and do. TBF the anon even said he didn't really care about martial arts.

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>>2866401
Shut up faggot, go into the real world for once.
I've been doing Muay Thai for 1.5 years now already and did a month of that in Thailand. You have to start everything in the beginning, retard.
Also, let me tell you how the /fit/ progression goes because it sounds like you fell into the /fit/ trap:
>beginner: just start moving weights and anything will work
>intermediate: start autistically following programs/routines to progress
> experienced/enlightened: just push yourself, it doesn't matter what you do.
I'm in the best shape I've ever been in, and it's just from progressive building, even though right now, I'm not even close to how autistical I used to be with my training and diet since before.

>>2866433
>>beginner: just start moving weights and anything will work
So if >>2865887
Isn't into anything like martial arts or Mauy Thai, then he's wasting his time and money like everyone has been saying? Man coomers really can't just read posts or let shit go if it's not about cooming in thailand huh?

>>2866434
nigger, can't you understand that doing something fun is more important than doing everything optimally?

>>2866449
Lmao anon do you even know the context of what people are trying to say to the anon?
He's worried about the cost being high
He's not into martial arts
He's not stated any current workout routines
He's getting over his mom's death(?)
He posted the first thing that would come up on a google search

Recommending him a Muay Thai workout for what is 500/mo on top of plane tickets to Thailand is a dumb suggestion by every metric in the book given that. Someone said Anytime Fitness and just enjoy some spring in countries, that's probably the best advice since an AF membership allows you to gyms all over the world. Going to a strict MT workout routine when you aren't interested in that style of exercise or training is just asking for a bad time and to throw away cash. Literally the dumbest DYEL faggot would only recommend that if he didn't even mention his current workout routine or if he is even at SS.

>>2866464
you are poor

>>2863096
I'm looking to move to Thailand or Cambodia long term. I'm on a fixed income(SSDI) and I heard that these countries in particular will make my dollar stretch further.

I'm leaning towards Cambodia because it's cheaper. I would like to date local girls too, do they speak English? Is that a barrier? What's it like dating in these countries?

Any other things I should know, just mention what and I'll do the research.

>>2866464
Youre an obnoxious annoying faggot. An extremely irritating worm. Shut the fuck up with your negativity.

>>2866466
Is it bad to be poor?

>>2866512
Just fucking go find out, newfag.

@2866512 you are old and fat aren't you

>>2866512
Philipines sounds like your jam
Have fun, don't come here you will hate it

Just get on peptides, anavar, and maybe some test if you're low.

There is no reason not to fraud in 2026. Literally everyone else is.

If you dare to look like a normal healthy human man from the 1950s, you will be ignored except by fat single moms IN THAILAND.

You will not be able to date cute women. They won't be seen in public with just some average guy. It sucks but that's what the world has come to. You need to fill out a t-shirt.

The average Asian women cannot survive the social media embarrassment of being seen with (random slob). So that means you are stuck with whores or washouts, unless you achieve baseline fitness/appearance standards. Or are very wealthy and flex it.

>>2866743
>social media embarrassment
Heavy use of social media should be a red flag for anybody. Women who are worth a shit wouldn't even have this problem.

>>2866743
This is the most essentially zoomer post I've read all week.

>>2866512
An hero.

Spent $700 at nana last night and had an amazing time.
Not sure if the hotties came into town for Chinese new year or something but damn it was a high quality lineup all around.

About half that was on a crazy little spinner who wanted to deep French kiss while straddling my lap on repeat. I regret not taking her home but was wiped out from traveling all day.
She must have weighed 38kg, but put away 10 tequila in an hour without batting an eyelash. I suspected they were watered but they tasted full strength.
I took the advice of a friend of mind and shaved my beard and got a fresh haircut (despite my reservations), and compared to last time at nana it was like night and day.
I think I look like a faggot dork without a beard and longer hair, but clean cut us apparently prime for bargirls getting intimate at lightning speed. So I'll deal with it.

>>2867120
>$700 in one night
That seems like a shitload.

>>2867124
You mean in 1 night? Nana is designed to extract money as fast as farang can spend it.
I stayed from 8pm to 1am, constant lady drinks and interaction/grabass, occasional bathtub side oogling and tipping them to bend over and etc.
Drinks for friends, tipping them to make out with each other or give each other lapdances, etc.
Basically I was going ham on purpose and signaling I was whaling. I didnt go there 'hunting for takeout'.
By comparison $700 at a strip club in north America is nothing. You can spend that 2x faster and get nothing, maybe not even drunk in some places.
Not saying it isn't a lot, just that its easy to spend that much if you dont give a shit.

BTW I didnt see any Vietnamese on soi 4. Not even the usual deaf cuties. I strolled outside a couple times to look around but it was just blown out hags and those nasty uzbeks and some Africans with hilariously disproportionate asscheeks.

Dunno where they went, but its possible the poster who mentioned them was simply lying or an indian with shit taste.

>>2867131
>deaf cuties
Huh?

>>2867130
So basically these kind of locales attract guys which want to channel out/be witnessed as wealthy, benevolent and carefree?

>>2867130
>700$ in one night and not even getting pussy
The term you're looking for is ควาย, not ''whaling''

>>2867158
I didnt say that. I said I spent $700 at nana groping dancers and drinking.

>>2867135
There used to be a cartel of sorts of deaf prostitutes on soi4.

>>2867157
Im not sure that's accurate, it's more like an amusement park with lots of really fun rides, but it can be pricey to spend a whole day there trying the different rides.
I did see a little bit of table flexing, but some clubs aren't built for that.
Mostly my experience with nana has been: the more freely you spend and the more naive you act, the more wild and disinhibited the dancers are with you.

Its a shame they closed the short time hotels on site. Doing quick short times all evening used to be totally viable. Now taking a girl out is a whole ordeal.

>>2867312
But why not just get company in private?

>>2867318
Sure but you can do that anywhere. Nana is like 18 strip clubs stacked on top of each other with varying degrees of nudity and full sometimes excessive contact.
There's something for everyone, and is a thrill just from meeting so many legitimately attractive women and having them crawl all over you.

You also see some really wild stuff. Its chinese new year still I think so lots of chinese, but in particular I saw small duo or trios of young chinese women coming into the bars and buying drinks for thai ladies and getting lap dancing and making out with them, like legit all parties involved were extremely into it and going at it.

I asked some of the dancers if chinese women like Thai women and they said they she had many chinese lady customer. Chinese ladies like Thai girls with big boobs and come to nana to play with their boobs...lol.
Im legit just repeating what the bar girls said. I saw it in person a couple times in a single night, so I guess its a thing.

I suppose open lesbian public degenerate behavior just isn't possible in China? Idk, but it was fun to watch cute chinks do body shots off a Thai bimbo with implants, while all giggling and squealing.

>>2867120
>I regret not taking her home
That was all spent on drinks?
>BF = 2k
>LT = 6-10k
Literally would have been cheaper to just take her out and go drinking with her outside.

>>2867330
My dude, this isn't complicated. Im saying I went there specifically to experience the whole thing, not just takeout the first chick I clicked with.
Its okay to regret an element of an evening in hindsight, but still have enjoyed everything else immensely.
Not everything is about rapid fire cooming. Sometimes you can just have a plan to go have a good time and see what happens.

For me, being "outcome agnostic" leads to much better outcomes than having a dead set plan.

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I'm supposed to fly from Europe tomorrow to Thailand. Will my flight get cancelled?

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Oh nvm, seems like we will fly over turkey -> afghanistan

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>>2863096
Apparently some westoid niggas work at bars and shit in like Pattaya and elsewhere. Is this an option for me if I wanted to do a few months to scrounge some cash together whilst living the nightlife lifestyle and network with tons of degens and shit? I was a very naive and sheltered inkwell up until recently, will this transform me into an ebin dark triad slayer? I'm tired of being a sensitive young man, I wanna do the sensitive young man to stone cold killer arc so I can be a cool and edgy grownup

>>2866066
Jeets and boomers will read this and STILL bring a fucking ladyboy up to their rooms and get robbed lmao.

>>2867363
Bro there are missiles flying all around the middle east now. If your plane isn't taking a clear detour around that area, then it very well may be canceled.

>>2867370
Pattaya is filled with boomers, jeets and the lowest scum of thailand. You'll easily get conned and fucked over repeatedly if you have no idea what you're doing. The night-life is still great, but its clearly slowing down and dying due to horrible tourists and the girls getting more ugly and worse. Do some research and stay away from the 15 tips guide bullshit on how to lick pussy and get girlfriends, just find a good soi to settle in and have fun for a week or two.

>>2867370
Fun fact: A lot of the Westerners in places like Thailand make their living by acting as the trustworthy fellow countryman to newcomers, then scamming the shit out of them. Also, everyone who runs a business there can be safely assumed to be well connected to the local Mafia. If theres anyone you should truist less than a local, its an expat. Especially in Pattaya.

>will this transform me into an ebin dark triad slayer?
First off, thec chacen of acquiring a personality disorder by fucking hooikers is basically zero. That shit is normally caused by severe childhood trauma and/or physiological brain damage. Secondly, you shoudl seek help to get over the bullying or whatever causes you to think of being mentally ill as desirable.
Since youre not gonig to listen to that , do a week or two of Pattaya and then use the gained sexual experience and experience of (fake) female affection to be more confident around normal women and actually ask them out.
Since you're not going to listen to that either, you will just end up as yet another nerd whos still the same nerd as before, only that he now carries all his money to hookers and has a bunch of STDs. The ususal sexpat, who constantly scratches his head as to why normal people consider him bottom dwelling scum, refusing to see him as the Chad all the hookers are telling him he is.

>>2867370
>will this transform me into an ebin dark triad slayer?
what makes you think your work will be anything different from being a wagie?

>>2867396
>poverty wagie where he is
:l I'm a poor loser bros wat do how do I escape the west
>poverty wagie in Pattaya
:O I'm an epic dark triad from the streets low-income nigga keepin it real

Is Thai food supposed to be insanely sweet? My buddy has a thai gf and I've tasted some of the food and it's either crazy spicy or diabeetus tier sweet

Holy shit this general is depressing to read, just a bunch of losers talking about banging hookers

Why the fuck is no one talking about travelling?
>>2867425
I found it in the middle tbf. Their salads tend to be too sweet but I like their stir fry.

>>2867372
been with tons of LBs and have never been robbed but I only sleep with normies with real jobs

>>2867427
>Holy shit this general is depressing to read, just a bunch of losers talking about banging hookers

Yeah, I just got back from my trip there and actually liked the country. Lots of cool places once you leave the handful of designated Farang containment zones.
Even the vast majority of tourists isn't there for cooming. I don't get the fascination on here with it, talked to lots of people but the coomers were such a bunch of weirdoes and creeps I didn't feel like engaging.
No one here has so far given me any response how the fuck they reconcile their loserdom by completely bottoming out and travelling across the world to pay for some diseased rice peasant pussy.

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>>2867377
>>2867386
>>2867396
>>2867415
Well, jokes aside, I'm just some guy in his 20s who dipped out from home because mommy and daddy were not nice to me, my whole life, and I couldn't take it anymore alongside my existence just slipping away like sand between my fingers, so I scrounged together what cash I could and ran off to SEA, deciding living for a year is better than slowly dying for 20.

I've already been bouncing around the region for some months now though I have savings to last a few more months. Should probably actually figure out a way to support myself if I don't just want to be a homeless bum that gets deported back to the west to be a fentanyl addicted homeless bum.

I did change quite a bit personality wise in terms of my demeanor in the months of traveling I've done so it wasn't just a whim. I guess I matured since leaving after being sheltered way too long and tolerating people I always hated (I hated my family since I was 8, but didn't work the nerve to leave till a decade and a half later). For me it was either leave at all costs or rope at that point.

I was told recently that working at bars is an option as like a bouncer/promoter or whatever, and English teaching can also work for income (I have a bachelor's degree but not a TEFL, and I'm a native speaker).

Anyway, you guys are free to give advice or just laugh at me. Ilk try to figure something out regardless. Or maybe if I run out of funds without any stability I'll just take a shitload of mushrooms and have a blast before taking myself out.

>>2867427
Traveling to do what retard? See some shitty tourist trap that has been visited millions of times already? That there are also millions of pictures and walking tours of online?
What year do you think it is?

>>2867386
Feminist reddit liberals dont have valid opinions, or advice.

1000 normie travel websites, and you come to 4chan to complain that it has coomers in the travel section.
If you are a normie retard then maybe pick somewhere else.

Dude is eating scraps out of the trash and claiming the guy paying for prime steak is a loser. Just a typical sour grapes situation.

>>2867590
>some shitty tourist trap that has been visited millions of times already?
totally unlike a bar girls vagina

>>2867528
>and English teaching can also work for income

Then try that. I guarantee you will get scammed if you try the bars. Or look for a WFH deal, or for a foreign company who looks for someone with your skillset to work there. Actually learning Thai will increase your prospects a lot, not surprisingly. And is strongly advised if you want to stay there for longer in any capacity. Most (Sex)pats don't bother ever learning proper Thai, its an easy way to set yourself apart.

>For me it was either leave at all costs or rope at that point.
Frankly, working through your issues perhaps with a therapist is not a bad idea. Travelling is a great way to give yourself a boost , but the best basis for making it somewhere else is actually being able to function back home as well. Also keeps you from rushing the whole thing on a whim, which is what you're currently doing and also the reason why lots of expats return home as Yaba addicted bums.

>>2867591
>t. hangs out on r/Pattaya
Thailand cooming is the most reddit activity imaginable. I have never seen a bigger congregation of soiboys than when I visited Nana.

>stumble around nana after walking from cowboy
>closing early for some reason, Buddha worship day who know
>run into the 5 foot 80lb spinner I used to relentlessly pound into screaming, squirting, love-confessing submission several times a week from 8 damn years ago
>still recognize the shape of her ass in jeans instantly from 50 feet away
>cock goes viagra hard like magic
>walk up to her
>again, literally 8 years since I saw her last
>despite that, squeals and jumps on me
>remembers my name
>she looks like she's barely aged a day (god bless asian women)
>hasn't gained a pound either
>take her home and fuck her of course
>its just as amazing as it always was with her back then
I fucking love this girl. Thank you Thailand you never fail to surprise me in the best ways.

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>>2864176
>>say my dick is big like they always do despite the fact I'm 8cm flaccid
>>when I start to get hard she just can't stop looking with the fear getting more intense after each blood pulse until I reach my maximum power of 20cm
Fucking kek

>>2867386

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>>2867683
>working through your issues perhaps with a therapist
Why does this keep getting mentioned as valid advice? At this point I'm starting to suspect anons who keep recommending therapists do it because they are incapable of forming normal, close bonds with fellow human beings. Just talk to a close friend. If you don't have any talking with working girls may be actually better than a fucking therapy.

>>2867793
Therapy works. I was a mess in my late 20s and getting some cbt and figuring out what was really bothering me helped me get over it and move on. I also had some serious hangups over my time in the military, and counseling helped with that also in ways bitching to other vets did not.
Talking to a prostitute who wants to make you happy and your dick hard will not help you sort out what is going on.
Whatever you do, just dont get on anti-depressants or any type of drugs unless it's life or death.

>OHHHH BIG BUDDAH DAY
>BUDDAH VELLY GOOD YESSS
>BIG BUDDAH DAY SO GOOD YES
>WAI WAI BIG BUDDAH SO VELLY GOOOD
>ok yeah I love buddah also wai
>OHHHH SO GOOD VELLY GOOD MAN SO HANSUM AND LOVE THAILAN LOVE BUDDAH SO VELLY GOOD

the conversation I had with an older thai lady selling fruit when I asked her what วันมาฆบูชา was about

Wtf do I do on a lads holiday here as a non alcoholic, gf enjoying, bed by 9pm fitness autist
Bodyguard?

>>2867831
You dont go retard. A lads holiday is "drinking and fucking and carousing". Tell them you are taking a trip with your gf soon and they will understand.

>>2864961
Bangkok is underrated as a culinary destination too, and there are plenty of truly excellent restaurants that have solo friendly bar setups if you don't want to take a whole table. Nikaku has the best sushi I've ever had, nothing in Tokyo has been in the same league

>>2867831
Hiking, outdoor gym in the city's west, eat great food, relax

>>2866067
Monsoon season isn't that big a deal, you're fine. I'd take it over March/April any day

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Need some advice
Landing in Chiang Mai and checking out the National Parks near it and maybe Chaing Rai, then we are going to drive and see stuff on the way to Bangkok, then spend the rest of the trip around that part. Is this doable in an 17 or 18 day trip? Is there anything we should check out on the way to Bangkok? We would be going in early to mid May.

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I'll be here in November. Id like to try cooming in Thailand but im a total noob and definitely do not want STDs. Is this possible? Any anons have tips for a first timer? In my mid 20s and nervous. Also I'll be going by myself so a bit awkward. Im there for something unrelated but wouldn't mind cooming whilst there. If only I could rent a tiny skinny tight pussy Thai girl, make her std test and then pound it out, but im probably delusional. Any anons have tips? Thanks

>>2867831
>bed by 9pm fitness autist
It's Thailand man, compared to the USA there is no better place to work out and get a gigachad muscle body. You're fucked in the USA with dirty protein and GMO food, it's cheaper and healthier to sign up for some Mauy Thai for 3 months, get a tan, become a chad with learning how to pick up the hot thin women, and return home ready to pound pussy. No better place to train outside maybe hong kong and some of the old people who probably trained bruce lee or ip man, but given trump is in office china is a nogo zone for US citizens.

Let's face it we were all losers in highschool now that we have digital nomad life being a achievable thing you can get some bullshit job for 15/hr living like a king. Thailand is the whitemans last hope for becoming cad

How hard is it to get weed in thailand
(and maybe how does one go about getting it? Chiang Mai, Bangkok)

>>2867937
>No better place to train outside maybe hong kong
huh? I'm intrigued, please explain further

>>2867937
>you can get some bullshit job for 15/hr
Where?

>>2867945
its legal over there. There are smoke shops, you buy it and smoke it in the lounge

>>2867945
Is this a bot or something
You can be in the middle of nowhere and there's a weed shop with a perpetual station of stoned friendly Thai dudes
Some of the shops are cool as fuck, I've been to places on Sukhumvit with well over 60 strains.

>>2867683
>>2867798
I'm better at linguistics naturally than most so I'll pick up on thai quicker than the average person. Working as a teacher seems the best route, do it for like a year or Two while maybe making some kind of side hustle in my free time when I'm not enjoying life.
>le therapy
I did it in my teens and it was bullshit, plus I don't ever planning on going back to the States if I can help it, much less back "home". I think taking psychedelics would have more therapeutic value than talking to some jew certified midwit hag. Some struggles must simply be born alone on one's own shoulders.

I think I'll be fine in the long run though.

>>2867934
Just wear a condom man it's not that hard. Go to any of the more upscale places and relax. In Bangkok I found there was a firm relationship between coom quality and coom price so splurge while you're there

>>2867997
It's true, therapy is a gay jewish scam. Real men just continually rewatch Two and a Half Men and try to channel the Charlie spirit

>>2868005
KEKK, how did you know it was me? What gave it away?

>>2867372
Boomers have a bad habit of leaving huge sums of cash laying around in their rooms. That's why they get robbed. Don't leave cash laying around, it's really that simple.
>>2867370
Only way that's gonna happen is if you get fucked with hard by somebody. Then you'll find out if you're really made of steel or jelly. I'd rather learn toughness by facing challenges in a rugged natural setting versus getting involved with scumbags and their drama, but you do you.
>>2867364
Thank Christ for the relative peace and stability of the tiny Caucasus region. Otherwise world travel would be figgity fucked.

>>2867937
>become a chad with learning how to pick up the hot thin women,

I pity the mutts who only gave ubfucjable lardasses. The average Euro woman mogs the fuck out of the yellow womanlets on all accounts.
Also, asking a wonan back home how much she charges for ST is going to get you a confused stare at best and a beating at worst. Do NOT try to transfer hooker negotiations to normal flirting, for your own sake.

>>2867983
Your not allowed to smoke outside/in public? Not that I would smoke in public or anything but if I found a secluded area would it be fine?
>>2867996
Never been to Thailand before and heard it was illegal but not criminalized

>>2867363
you really do not want to be in an aircraft above the middle east right now

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>>2868014
>Thank Christ for the relative peace and stability of the tiny Caucasus region. Otherwise world travel would be figgity fucked.

If turkey starts waring as well, I guess I will be stiggity stuck here.

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>>2867934
Go to a soapy, I'm there 2 months a year and still think it's by far the best overall consistent experience you can get in Thailand. Nuru is fun . Ladies in soaps are often star performers.
Places like cowboy and nana are fun for a night but bar ho's be fussy and not particularly good in bed I find, it's a shit place full of shit people and they act accordingly, pay the fine and do it for the lols once but otherwise eh
Don't touch street walkers, at least the ones in bars and soaps get tested regularly, the ones on the street are usually there because they have aids or are too insane and so can't get work in a bar
if you want a holiday gf just be upfront and tell them that point blank, you'll find a few on board. Though if you are staying long enough just hit up retail workers and ask them if they want a bf, works surprisingly well and I have no idea why
>>2868019
If you're worried you can get a medical certificate to be fully legitimate but there's no one ever asking for it, I drunkenly got one smashed at 1am on the spot at a budshop, they contact the Dr for free and he sends them the pdf, took 3 minutes kek
I'm suffering insomnia apparently

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>>2868007
The psychedelics are a dead giveaway.
Surprised you're still in Thailand, anon. hadn't heard from you in a while (or I didn't notice it was you). I had assumed you bottomed out and went back home already, seems like you're still on your journey to make something of yourself.
How are you holding up? did you lose the v card yet?
Godspeed otherwise, soldier!

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Was asked by someone in the thread but didn't see a response. How bad is rainfall(May-June) in Thailand? From what I am seeing September is the real shitter of the month in terms of rainfall. I know Japan and northern countries have it really shitty then, not sure if being that far south means I miss the worst of it.

>>2868019
You heard completely wrong, been legal since 2020. Used to be able to smoke in the open, banned now. their designated smoking rooms are nice

What’s the food called where it’s grilled squid in a cup and they put this spicy green sauce on it? I got drunk and had it the last time I went to Bangkok but I just told the lady I was hungry and handed her some money and that’s what she gave me.

>>2868156
I dunno but it sounds good.

Henlo frens, I haven't been to Bangkok since 2018 and had some questions.

I understand it's a lot different now. Like weed being legal. What's the scoop on that; I hear you can legally buy weed gummies or edibles anywhere there and get high? Or are they all weak? Also how's the cost of living in BKK these days? Food, apartments, etc. Is it SUPER more expensive, or still affordable?

Also, never really was much of a fan of Thai girls. I prefer white tourists or chinese girls. Does BKK still get a shit ton of them year round?

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>>2868059
Not in the land of smiles rn, I went to malaysia and chilled here for 2 months, doing 1 more then I'm gonna head back to thailand. I hope they let me in though since I already spent like 6 months in the last year there, but hopefully 3 months out of country + actually applying for a tourist visa this time instead of doing the visa free route will offset that.

I didn't lose the v card after that failed attempt with the hooker my last time in thailand, but I looksmaxxed a ton (much leaner, did accutane), and apparently I'm better looking than I thought as I've had numerous homos make advances on me in malaysia, saying I'm very cute/handsome. A hostel reception girl said I look like an actor, and this chinese girl I briefly spoke to asked me if I was single and got my insta (she stopped talking to me fast because my insta is empty with like 10 followers, very incel coded still).

More importantly though, I hypnosis maxxed the last time I was in thailand and smoked a shit ton of weed whilst walking countless steps to lose weight and giving myself le positive affirmations and I'm now rizz maxxed and can actually talk to people without nerves or being awkward and gay. I'm gonna try to lose my v card with a western roastie though so I can say that I did. And I'm hoping to see if I can find work as a teacher so I can sustain myself there and use it as a base to build up a future, as I obviously can't go home to that hell. Plus, maybe >>2868014 is possible with my significantly enhanced rizz skills and conversational ability. People open up to and trust me quicker now, though how much of it is the face vs my persona is unclear. I'm more than willing to psycho maxx with western hags so I can leech off them and find a way to make my own money whilst whoring myself out to roasties.

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>>2868050
From 2 days ago

>>2868156
That green chilli sauce thing is Burmese from what I know?
There's so many workers from Burma in bars and restaurants across BKK so a lot of the menus have their food but you might not notice it isn't Thai

>>2868212
Burmese laborers are everywhere in Thailand.
>>2868180
Life experience grows your confidence, who'd a thunk it? Flattery is a ploy BTW. They hope to influence your decision making by saying nice things about you. It's interesting how prolonged weed smoking can really simplify your thought processes and cut out the extraneous noise. After you quit, you feel so clear-headed and capable. Flattery perhaps indicates that people like you more than they trust you. Most happy people are likeable desu. Your goal is to build on that positive first impression and not ruin it with autistically honest self expression in a misguided effort to build trust. Let the trust build itself naturally. When women are feeling horny, their desire easily overrides any nagging distrust. And high body count roasties are often jaded enough not to give a shit about true love. They want to be strung along by a good actor, even if they know in their heart that it's all bullshit.

>>2868180
It tends to reset each year
More than twice a year and you better be ready to deal with their shit

>>2868201
What airplane model is that? It looks a bit weird, must be chinese?

>>2868216
>Most happy people are likeable desu. Your goal is to build on that positive first impression and not ruin it with autistically honest self expression in a misguided effort to build trust. Let the trust build itself naturally.
Shutting up and letting the other person talk has done the most for me on this front. Being le good listener has allowed me to foster goodwill much faster than in the past when I'd be a servile little dancing monkey! We shall see how things go this time when I talk to other zoomers and xillenial hags

I can't promise that I won't try to get my hands on more mushrooms and cook my brains again when I go back though. 3rd times the charm! 7 months in between should be plenty.
>>2868220
>reset each year
As in every calendar year or every 365 days? If the former then I should be good as I left last time on December 30th (lol)

>>2868216
>Flattery is a ploy
Read this as Flattery is a Ploy.

My fucking flight is on the 12th with emirates.
I still want to believe but I guess its over. Fucking nightmare, airline isok, but booking is not giving me a refund.
Fuck

wait wtf ladyboys are just thai men in heavy makeup??? wtf

>>2868242

LBs like to scam boomers and british / euro bois. They get back to their hotel rooms and then threaten to trash their room or fight them if they don't pay a huge amount of money kek

>>2868242
there is a full range from feminine guys or CD to Looking 100% female but still having a dick

>>2868247
Wtf

>>2868247
>They get back to their hotel rooms and then threaten to trash their room or fight them if they don't pay a huge amount of money kek
>a free pass to beat up women and it's morally justifiable because technically they're a man
wtf I love ladyboys now

>>2868242
Yeah, basically. They also get surgery to look more female.
>>2868238
UAE and numerous other countries in the region are getting extremely butthurt over the economic impact of the Iran war. But ZOG doesn't give a single fuck. I've noticed a significant shift in people's reactions over the past few days when I tell them I'm from the USA.
>>2868247
That is, guys who want a sexually aggressive "woman" instead of a demure & compliant Asian girl. LMAO, hardly a scam. Deep down inside they know what they want, some man on man loving, but they are too repressed to enjoy it.

>>2868247
>closeted homosexual gets his phantasy of getting topped by a man larping as a girl fulfilled
>scam

The mode of payment is just part of the show. Those boomers need it rough and nasty.

>>2868413
>>2868247

Does this shit happen if they dont pay beforehand? Or do they try this anyway, if they can see easy money? Does picking a good hotel matter?

Honestly interested in ladyboys as well as girls, but I think I'm cute enough to get some free game, or is that what everyone thinks?

>>2868247
>scam
I've been pretty drunk, but I've never come close to taking a LB to my room unwittingly. I think these guys are either in the closet, blind, retarded British or Australian """people""" playing a prank on their """mates""" - that goes wrong when, from the lb's perspective, she's been stiffed.

>>2868343
>>2868413
This.

>>2868343
>UAE and numerous other countries in the region are getting extremely butthurt over the economic impact of the Iran war. But ZOG doesn't give a single fuck. I've noticed a significant shift in people's reactions over the past few days when I tell them I'm from the USA.
Can you blame them? Causing a global economic crisis because what amounts to a doomsday cult runs the government and that cult's specific prophecy centers around a fighting on behalf of a nation of people so obnoxious they pissed off Buddhist Thais from being scumbags on vacation.

From the Thai perspective, it's probably like "why are the Americans making everything more expensive for the sake of some the most obnoxious cocksuckers we have to deal with."

>>2868493

Hey cool it with the anti-semitism

What happened to pattaya beach? Last time I was here 2 years ago there were hoards of indians laying around all night.
They have practically vanished. The number of loitering indians in general is down a lot.
Did the poopjeets finally stop coming? Did the new immigration rules checking proof of funds deter them from showing up penniless and sleeping on the beach for a week?
The place is still a zoo, just noticeable less amount of those sad fucks. I did see a few waddle through soi 6, but no bar girls ever trying to grab them. Saw one in a bar trying to get handsy with a woman (didnt buy her a drink of course) and she legit backhanded him lmao.
Only other "Indian moment" was observing a group of the fellows huddled around an ATM waiting to confirm withdrawal without conversion/with conversion of a whopping.....1200 thb. 4 guys poking and pointing. I didn't stay to see the result.
Gotta be 50% less Indians than 2023/24.

Soi 6 is in a bit of a sorry state. Tons of the bars are now using a
>buy m 5 drinks first before I will tutor you
System. Others dont have it at all.
The women are insanely aggressive grabbing you like never before, and frankly it gets old fast wrestling with the same fat burly hags just to get a look at the spinners inside.
About half the bars I went into had some fuckwit clown jestermaxxing on livestream with girls and his viewers were buying them drinks (in essence).
About half the bars had some gross AI shit signage.

Oh well. I had my fun back in the day.

>>2868532
On this note

Went to this one fishbowl place near Khlong Tan. Honestly pretty depressing, I wonder how things were when the fishbowl concept was new... was that 15 or 20 years ago? Seems like the more high-end (public) places are strictly concentrated in core Sukhumvit and beyond that..

I wish I knew how to get access to the high-end circles, shit must be cash there. There's no doubt there's shitload of quality supply, but it's all trapped and exploited by gatekeepers.

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>>2868242
kek, gif related

>>2868226
Calendar year, that's my experience, apparently they are a lot tougher now about it, if you want to turn up more than twice get a DTV, it's not hard. Otherwise expect to get grilled. Put a collared shirt on and don't look like a fucking retard goes a long way for Thai's also.
Just because they are tolerant of retards doesn't mean they aren't incredibly judgemental people. IYKYK

Dress well and you can probably pull off 3 entries a year easily.
Dress like some hippie begpacker and you will likely get harassed on your 2nd

>>2868532
I don't know why anyone bothers with walking street crap anymore, despite other reports, there's still a lot of jeets in bangers.
Soaps are upfront and honest, there's no bullshit and it's the same price for a lesson, if you're some sadfuck that desperately needs to take a working girl home for cuddles get her line from there and she'll turn up.

>>2868088
bj's are virtually zero risk
I would definitely want a current test for anything else unwrapped with a holiday gf, it's hard to trust any of them, aids is everywhere in smilesland

>I wish I knew how to get access to the high-end circles
It's all online now, whatsapp and telegram groups, the girls talk also, be aware.

>>2868535
>The funny thing is I will take a 4 10" 38kg little brown isaan tutoring machine any time over the gold syndrome princesses charging 6k thb for some Thai massage lessons
Unironically this.
Some Issan farmer girl goblin is miles better than dealing with the expensive ones and all their nonsense.

>>2868473
People get sex without paying all the time. If you can do it at home then you can do it in Thailand. If you can't do it at home then maybe you still can in Thailand but maybe not.

>>2868541
The worst part is when you get a regular Thai girl but aren't sure if she's a part timer and then offer her money in the morning and she gets very offended
This has happened more than once to me

>>2868542
Lol just stop offering bro.

>>2868535
Nah, I meant students and similar to sideline. I don't see value in instagram personas or minor porn stars or whatever. I wish there were reputable sites for sideline like they have in Japan where they vet your income, take their cut and then step back and let sponsors and the girls sort themselves out.

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>>2868537
>get her line from there and she'll turn up
My sample size ain't that high but everytime I try to get them to come to my place they are either evasive or straight up ignore that request. I'm white, take care of my appearance, in okay shape, not ugly, not old, my place is solid, and not an asshole when I'm with her in brothel so not sure why they refuse. I think it's mostly security issue?
>pic unrelated

Anyone ever traveled by land from Kuala Lumpur to Bangkok?
Are there any good places in between that are worth visiting/staying in?

>>2868531

I read somewhere that the Thai govt cracked down on jeets heavily. Obviously it was a good idea

How's the number of western femoid traffic / tourism, and russian / ukraine pro girls?

Are they still everywhere or less than before? I want to bang some euro and aussie foids on a "eat pray love" or "finding myself" kick off the dating apps. And if that fails, pay a russian/ukraine pro.

>>2868558
Not everywhere. They are concentrated in young people party spots. You wont see any attractive young white women around sukhumvit or Pattaya.

White women cannot exist in the same physical space as accessible asian pussy. Their egos quickly detonate and they enter a panicked state, wondering why nobody is simping for them anymore.

>>2868549
The issue is that work is work, and she has a thai boyfriend waiting for her outside of work that she spends her(your) money on.

>>2868589
Money goes to her, her parents, siblings, her kid - any combination of this. Most girls in this trade don't want to deal with yet another man.

>>2868531
>new immigration rules checking proof of funds
What?

>>2868473
>Honestly interested in ladyboys as well as girls, but I think I'm cute enough to get some free game, or is that what everyone thinks?
I you are good looking it's easy to get freebies
I'm 5'2 and non white and pretty much only slept with Lbs for free and most of them only wanted some dick and didn't want to hang out or anything

>>2868645
fucking disgusting
you shouldn't be allowed to post in here

>>2868545
Goddamn tipping culture
>>2868552
There are dozens of amazing spots to visit. Figuring out transport beyond the principal bus/train routes can be a chore. I've gone from Houayxay to Johor Bahru over three months, it was great. Lots of boring rural cities, but I like those kind of places.
>>2868642
You have to have 20K baht on hand to be admitted to Thailand.
>>2868587
Nah, the white foids have no problem with the Asian women. Believe it or not, most people barely even think of sex when they travel. Even couples make love as an afterthought at the end of the day.

>>2868642
Need like $600 in your bank account which rules out 98% of Indians. They also won't accept people who had the money recently deposited in a lump sum as if they took a loan to get it.

>>2868659
>Even couples make love as an afterthought at the end of the day.
I feel sorry for you.

Nevermind, I found the Indians. They have a whole little India in south pattaya complete with their own fat nasty street walking tutors.

Entire area covered with trash too, the vermin.

Definitely some bullshit going on down here though. Streets line with indian food restos right next to each other all with no customers. Fucking weird dude.

>>2868688
They launder money through the restaurants + migrate their family members through work visas. The salaries they pay are the laundered money and they just have their cousins sitting around occasionally whipping up some dogshit chicken vindaloo

>>2868654
You newfags are so fucking sensitive, the whole point of 4chan is you can talk about anything and be anyone.

anybody know what the deal is with the russian 'haxxing groups' in Thailand. Are they scamming rings targeting westerners like jeets?

>>2868549
The issue is that if their work finds out they are fucked and will probably lose their job. if it's work hours you need to pay up to them first and her second, It's possible and I've done it but some are rightly worried, if you give the impression you are only around for a few days/weeks it's not worth the risk for them to call in sick. They usually have one day off a week or are done by 2am
These women are clued onto the usual farang lies also so you need to probably demonstrate irl you are going to be around for a while. A single visit probably won't cut it.
If you go back a few times and choose the same lady they tend to become a lot more friendly and amenable. I've had one reject me at first but gave up her number the third time, by that stage she was shitting on all the other girls in the lineup to try make me not like them too kek.

>>2868558
There's Russians everywhere in Thailand these days, I don't think it's changed.

>>2868659
>white foids have no problem with the Asian women
The white girls in my office have massive hangups about guys only liking Thai women and ignoring them. When you get them drunk the truth starts coming out.
In Bangkok you can easily pick up some solid American and British roses who wouldn't even look at you back home, one has literally said that to me, think she just wanted it rough that night.

>>2868757
Ask the grugq
But yes it's all a scam and you should know better
Enjoy losing a kidney

Are thai cops cracking down on farang getting high (on cannabis) or is that just hearsay? I hear they do street drug tests.

Can you still buy weed gummies in all of the dispensaries without a certificate?

>>2868659
>There are dozens of amazing spots to visit.
Can you actually name some?

>>2866045
its always niggas here asking for a full of mountain of info which will cause other anons to skip through the text and not reply. Just give him your personal opinions and recommendations, no need to act like the all knowing God who will craft the perfect plan.


>>2865983
Bangkok is cant miss, great food, cheap so many night markets, chinatown, malls and cooming to do. Phuket is nice af for the beach but stay away from patong, I got sick at a turkish place

>>2868773
You cannot smoke in public or condos anymore, and thats a good thing for everyone. Getting a weed prescription is 2 minutes and you can smoke in the nice smoking rooms with your fellow enthusiasts.
I haven't heard about anyone being drug tested in public unless its DUI or a drug raid at a club, but they are testing for other illegal drugs like meth.

>>2868659
>Nah, the white foids have no problem with the Asian women.
Topkek what type of brown are you? White women anywhere in asia endlessly bitch about that exact scenario, since they cannot compete due to lacking basic hygiene and human decency and manners that asian women have (in general).

White women are simply obsolete.

>>2868706
I poked around some more. Most of the places had one bored looking Thai waitress laying around on her phone. The rest of the staff were bobbleheads doing essentially nothing. I assume there is a law about having Thai employees.

Its definitely some sort of money laundering/visa scamming.

Im curious what the illegal money is coming from. South pattaya is a weird and nasty little zone.

Vegetarian indian - indian - massage - pubjabi food - vegetarian/jain food - massage - indian food (actually full of customers) - money changer- indian food - indian food.
I spoke some thai to a couple of the guys loitering in these restaurants. No comprehension.
95% chance most of the money generated in these locations is being remitted and doesnt get fed back into Thailand economy. Most definitely a parasite operation.

Apparently the "grabbing and pulling" tactic was banned on soi bukao after a couple accidents involving passing traffic and people the bar girls were wrestling with.
I asked a Ploy why none of the girls or ladyboys are fighting and grabbing people into their bars anymore, and its because some owners got sued to fuck after injuries.

So I guess that answers the question of what it will take to calm the soi6 whores down and get them to act flirty instead of confrontational. Money out of the pocket of the retards encouraging it.
Don't get me wrong a little bit of play fighting/grabbing is fun, but these women are legit assaulting people now. Its cringe as fuck and spikes my cortisol to orbit when its a fatty or uggo doing it.

>fucking cute thai chick
>cock keeps hitting some weird plastic pokey bit
>turns out she has an IUD
>when its struck by the cock it feels weird/bad for her also
>not a problem for her until now apparently
>she acts distraught
>try to tell her its okay (its not, shit scraped the fuck out of my head, but being polite)
>messages me two days later saying she took it out just for me and wants to meet again
>brain says *warning*
>cock says !GO!

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>>2868854
>I assume there is a law about having Thai employees
Probably more to deal with cops or immigration dept if they drop in
So many dodgy places with illegal workers across the country
>>2868773
>>2868851
I wouldn't smoke joints inside or on the balcony but bongs are all right in most condos, I'd get a montly rental and half my neigbours were all smoking inside.
As long as you don't shit up the hallway with smells and do it in an outwards facing room it's all good, also you can bribe the security guards to look away if it ever becomes an issue. Always be nice to the guards
Edibles are still completely illegal so don't ever be holding any in public and be aware.Cops in places like Thong Lor are notorious for farang shakedowns
Once upon a time when they first legalised you could buy gummies and cookies on grab to get delivered which was wild. They shut that down eventually
>>2868846
Yeah that's fairly pricey for a short lesson but reasonable for all night I think? Would need a pic to confirm :^)
3k is a normal price in the nicer soaps or spa's for ST

>>2868851
The cheap weed shops don't have smoking lounges. As a weed addict I like to take little hits throughout the day, not rip a quarter gram in a bong and get so zooted my head feels ready to burst. They don't like you bringing in weed to smoke either, you're expected to buy something every time.
>>2868853
lel, yellow fever fags are so delusional. The average Asian foid is greedy, cold and indifferent to anything but material benefit. Adventure, bah. Unless it's a trending locale that can earn them social media cred, they couldn't care less. You think your Asian travel gf will ride a bus or songthaew with you, much less walk a couple km with a backpack? Hell no, pay for a taxi you paypig. That's what you're there for.
>>2868882
Lol, happened to me last time too. Kept bottoming out on her IUD and she got peevish about it.
>>2868775
Pick any province along the way and go there. They're nice places.

I want to go to thailand in september (yes, monsoon season, but thats the only date I can go)
Do you think I should book tickets now, or I should wait until the middle east bullshit goes away? I am afraid the tickets will be more expensive with the oil prices

>>2868906
Fine for me, if I want to exercise I'll do it in a nice air conditioned gym. Trudging around in mid day heat when you can afford a ride anywhere any time is weird peasant shit, and shouldn't be encouraged.
Anything for my asian princess and her perfect tiny hairless scentless pussy.
I dont see any reason to trudge around with a stinky roast beef sandwich much less share a tent with one after a day of hiking. I mean have you ever smelled hiker pussy? Its rancid. A true test of a relationship. I want my women to be delicate courtesans and to go out of their way to be cute, delicate, and flirtatious with me.

>>2864218
makes me want to only choose them

>ask for lineup
>get that uncommon spawn with big beautiful smile
Fucking melts me. Can't resist. I don't even care how she looks really, that smile alone makes me instafall for her.

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>>2868886
>that image
Where’s the current place for exposing e-beggers in Thailand? Saw some of the YouTube channels are gone. All on discord now?

>>2868932
Have sex.

>>2868932
You've gone mental, you're still working nightshift with no other people around raving about pussy you got years ago in Thailand, goonbrained to the max

>>2869049
All the best lolcows are in Vietnam now
Thailand is too expensive for them

>>2868906
Fatbuds On Nut is a top shelf smokehouse
They have a separate door for the smoking area and there's a rooftop you can blaze up on
I haven't seen anyone ever get harassed about turning up to smoke without buying, must have like 60 strains also, never seen so much in my life
They have some other stores across Sukhumvit but haven't been.
Met so many fun people there, also got a date with some American lass despite being a trashed idiot.

>>2868906
>The average Asian foid is greedy, cold and indifferent to anything but material benefit.
t.can't even pull in Thailand
As though that isn't all women in a nutshell
grim to be you bro

>>2869125
>muh thread boogeyman
Im not insecurity guard. My sentiment is common. I dated white women in my 20s and shifted entirely to asian women in my late 20s early 30s. They simply take better care of themselves.
They actually wash their buttholes, for example. Too many white women neglect their butthole for some reason, like they are afraid of touching it. So they smell like shit down there.
Thai women especially are obsessive about bad smells, and bless them for that. I truly love a woman who prepares herself properly for me to enjoy her to her fullest.
Meanwhile a white woman lifts her arm up and its a diceroll on how much hair youre going to get or if you will be blasted in the face by her body odor. Lots of Asian women literally get their pits lasered so they dont have hair or sweat producing glands. So its actually kissable or fuckable. And yes I have fucked thai pitpussy and nutted into it while she smiled happily, glad that she could provide such happiness for me. Can't do that with white women.

>>2868882
How do you meet cute Thai chicks and fuck them without paying? Are you worried about AIDS?

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>>2869195
wtf did I just read

>>2868966
I used to go for the hot ones but the smiling average one is worth it way more
Took a while but I worked it out

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>talking to this working girl
>she tells me she wants to go back to her ex-bf
>chinese
>stanford
>eventually tells me they met in brothel
>they live in the same apartment building
>used to date for year and a half
>right now they just meet in elevator sometimes
>she thinks about him nonstop
>"law of attraction"
>hes so closed off she doesnt dare to force things
>hes 24, shes 32
Low chance of success, but high reward. I respect that. Also glad I met someone who is internally even more torn than me.

Thank you for reading my blog.
>pic unrelated

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What is Slumbo's modus operandi? What compells him to walk through hot tropical dusty roads and put himself in precarious situations that he has no control over, like walking across a crumbling bridge? What is he searching for? Adrenaline? Why not just take up something cool like rock climbing, that develops skill and gives you enough control to overcome the situation and not just get lucky?

How do you live each day wandering through life? Don't you want to do something or build something? Doesn't it feel shallow and empty?

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>>2869409
Simplicity isn't shallow. A low desire life is very peaceful, and it gives you a high degree of emotional control as opposed to being enslaved by cravings and constantly plagued by their accompanying emotions. What it doesn't do is make you attractive as a fun bedtime partner to middle-aged 21-40 year old career roasties of any race. Young girls are often fascinated by me, which is cute...

>>2869434
Do you not have an intense craving to wander? Isn't that just running from some anxiety that is bothering you? In my personal experience it is, that's why I'm asking.

>>2864607
Just photoshop a booking to show a hotel in a different city. How are you old and capable enough to travel but you don't know how to lie to your own parents by now?

Holy shit you're a faggot. I can tell why you're going to pattaya.

What are anon's thoughts on fuel situation? My napkin estimate says 2 weeks until blackouts (worst case scenario), 5 weeks best case scenario. Polymarket odds not looking very good right now. Fly out or stay?

>>2869409
He's gay and I search of indian cocks to suck. He finally found his paradise in India, where a new and very smelly indian cock is around every corner and down every dirty alley.

>>2869321
The truth.

>>2869603
Iranian ability to strike in the gulf has been severely degraded. Nothing will happen except fuel prices go up.

>>2869603
You can always go overland into Malaysia. They produce their own oil.
>>2869454
I've always traveled at a very leisurely pace. The ideal balance is somewhere around 18 hours a day relaxing in my room and 6 hours a day of exploration or travel. Going out has to involve exertion, or otherwise the endorphins don't get released. And no, I don't want to pay for the privilege of breathing some other guys' sweat and listening to their grunting in a gym. Moving freely through the countryside on foot costs less and gets me that endorphin release just the same. Plus, you see all kinds of scenery, versus staring autoerotically at yourself in the mirror or watching some guy's ass move up and down as he lifts.

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Is this the final nail in the coffin for seamaxxing? America's soft power has never been lower. Now the Asians outright hate us for making their motorbikes as expensive to drive as a car. I'm envisioning roving gangs of unemployed Grab drivers murdering farang in the street on sight within weeks

>>2869780
I'm Canadian. Sounds like a burger problem.

>>2869682
I have no doubt that someone who talks about fucking pitpussy online has done it before

>>2869780
It was much worse in 1975 surely

>>2869195
unfathomably based until you started talking about hair removal. asian body hair is so much softer than other races' and adds delightful texture to pitpussy

>>2869195
Unfathomably based until you said "pitpussy". Some of you guys are fucking weird.

>>2869828
I like some pubic hair on my asian women, but when it comes to armpits I need them clean. I think they agree, because they are in general mortified if I feel up their armpits and they have stubble.

God why the fuck did I sign for 1 month in Pattaya. I always get bored after a week.

Anyone have some ideas on shit to do nearby?

>>2869874
You can find a holiday gf and go to Koh Larn for a day or two. Rent a motorbike while you're there.

I just came back to BKK after a week-long vacation in Malaysia. Malaysia is cleaner, well-organized, surprisingly diverse and the price of food/activities are comparable to Thailand. I still prefer Thailand much more. I guess it's because of the people or maybe I prefer the organized chaos. Chinese people (or maybe Chinese Malays?) are mostly rude as fuck. It was also annoying have to deal with funky business hours in Langkawi due to Ramadan. I appreciated the fusion of Malay/Chinese/Indian fusion food but Thai food tastes better for me overall. Overall, I can see Malaysia becoming a major expat destination in the future if it's not that already.

>>2868537
>calendar year
If it resets every calendar year then any entry I make now should be counted as my first one? Would applying for an actual tourist visa just be overkill/paranoia in this case then? My 2 entries into Thailand were all last year, down to the very last day of 2025.

I fly back on the 29th and going to the embassy to get approved for an official visa feels like a hassle but I also don't wanna land and then get turned away at the airport

>>2869883
Malaysia is boring as fuck and the locals are repressed weirdos. I wouldn't count on it. Kuala Lumpur has some novelty but its ultimately just a knockoff of other big asian cities.

>go into thai club
>music is so loud it would instantly begin to cause hearing damage
>nobody can order anything without screaming or pointing
>conversing literally impossible

What is wrong with these fuckers? I checked out some thai clubs last night and another one today. Insanely ridiculously loud in every place.

How's the Thai tutoring quality in the provincial regions? Went to Sukhothai my last trip and was extremely comfy, buts it's extremely rural and I'd wager there's no Thai tutoring to be found. The nearest city of size is Phitsanulok.

>>2870036
Fucking loser nerds are so desperate to talk about prostitution they have to use euphemisms. Imagine being this pathetic

>>2870065
Read the room, faggot

>>2870065
It's a meme ya dip.