We’re a group of four lads heading to Hanoi and exploring North Vietnam-think Ha Long Bay, Ba Be Lake, Ban Gioc Waterfalls, and beyond. We’ve got the ping pong girls on lock, but what else should we hit up? Looking for the best mix of adrenaline, adventure, and local flavor - any hidden gems or must-do experiences?
hellodon't want to shit up that Board so i'll ask hereMy relatives go to Vietnam and they asked what to buy for me.what are the must haves/ really good Souvenirs/ Things that one should bring back (Europe) with them?I heard Coffee is good over there, some medicinal Balms and what else?I like Bags/Backpacks/Pouches but i don't like Brands, is it a good Idea to get these kind of Things/ Clothes from there?
>>2867664>>2868165I live here and I have no idea how to answer either of you.
>>2868165Get them green oil
I've finally gotten to the ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS episode in my rewatching. I don't remember this one.
>>2869969Oh fucksakes, wrong tab and I can't delete the post.
>>2869975If you're gonna be a retard, I reckon you might as well be a based retard. DS9 is kino.
>>2869697Esl?
>>2869969Stargate SG-1 > any Trek
>>2868165Get B'lao Coffee. I drink that at home. Picrel is also a good brand new local product, on the expensive side but tastes really interesting and would probably cost 4x as much if it was from Europe.>>2869697This but it's called dầu gió. He's right, get the green one not the orange or brown.
>>2871364I'm not sure that I agree but SG1 fuckin rules so it's a respectable opinion.
i just booked a flight to Hanoi, never been to SE asia. Been all over central america and mexico. I don't do shit for planning, but I've been reading all these SE asia threads and retaining absolutely nothing. Someone please redpill me on Hanoi I am a white american 6 feet tall fit with blue eyes but am also regrettably a cringe incel
>>2871458I'm also a white American and I've lived in Hanoi for almost three years. What do you want to know? I don't really know what to tell you as far as must-do shit. Just get a hotel in the Old Quarter, eat lots of good cheap food, and explore around at your leisure.
I've got 1 week, should I spend the whole time around Hanoi or do Hanoi + Da Nang?
>>2871458What does you being 6' tall had to do with going to Hanoi
>>2871521It depends on what you want. Personally I'd choose one and visit shit nearby. Đà Nẵng is kinda nice but it isn't really very interesting imo. If you like to drink with other westerners then it's a good place for that, but you don't even need to leave home to do that.
>>2871524All he cares about is how easy the girls are going to be for him.
>>2870110Truck Stop Nine is indeed boring beyond belief.
>>2871561If you got to ask my nigga... but I guess JBW works well even if you're shit out of luck back gome. I'm not into Asian women myself but I do wonder if JBW is less powerful these days because when I was in SEA I saw droves of genuinely attractive white guys. Surely JBW can't be enough after local women have seen white Chads exist.
>>2871613I'm the guy who lives here. I'm on the older side for 4skin, reasonably good looking and generally socially competent but not a Chad. I get laid all the time but I don't think they trust tourists very much. Vietnamese women seem to think I'm more handsome than western women did. They say I look kind and they like my big western nose for some reason. We're probably fishing in different ponds in any case so I'm not really sure how to give advice.
>>2871521thinking of doing 2 weeks in north vietnam (hanoi, ha giang loop, ninh binh, cat ba/ha long bay). I heard vietnam is going through some oil crisis and the domestic flights will get cancelled so thinking of sticking around hanoi
>>2871687Local here, only jet fuel is fucked. rest is ok, but explore to your own pace. it can be somewhat tiring though, and hanoi is definitely not an one day trip.
>>2871613>JBWDid you really need to say this three times in one post?
>>2871502nice. this is all i am planning to do. can't believe 4.7 rated hostels are $4 dollars. I'll be farting around hanoi for atleast several weeks. I always wear a camo hat and a white or black blank t-shirt.. say hi if you see me. what are some of your fav take outs in the old quarter?
>>2871613It depends. You ever seen a white guy with an extremely ugly or fat Asian gf, yet he insists she’s hot even though she objectively is not? His brain has been ruined by porn, and he thinks any Asian is hot and exotic. JBW is just this in reverse. The girls see whites in movies and social media, and they associate whites with being handsome and successful. Bonus points for things that whites dislike having but Asians actually prefer (large nose, not flat nose). Being tall and handsome helps, but JBW still means an average guy can punch above his weight. Age gap too, for example - it does matter in Asia despite what boomers say, but it matters less than back home. Again, it lets you punch above your weight.
In June I have a week lined up to hang out with a friend from HCM. They're a nerdy homebody so their plan is we go north to hue, and just, I don't know, eat a lot of food and hang out in a hotel room. which sounds kind of lame to me. Clam rice probably gets boring after the first few days.
>>2871839Hostelfags will rave about how awesome the most mediocre hostel is simply because they had some good conversations while staying there. That's why hostel ratings for the "good vibe" places always skew so high, completely out of touch with the actual quality of the space provided.>>2872944By average guy you mean guy who spends money like water when he is overseas. You sure as hell aren't going to trick any Asian females into thinking you're a high-status man when you're living on $30 per day.
>>2873142>Clam rice probably gets boring after the first few days.It sure is good though, and hella fuckin cheap.
>>2873331Most normal travellers care more about the good times than some autistic standard. It's not like you'll remember a hostel having good showerheads vs meeting a bunch of cool lads who had similar interests to you. That said I always read the worst reviews for any property and they always give me a good idea what to expect. Bad Internet, shit hygiene, noisy dorms, etc.
>>2867664I can smell the whiteboi australian through my screen
>>2867664Ha Noi IS the hidden gem. The place isn't "built to attract" like Singapore, try to "live" there instead. There's actually little to bring back to EUR/USA because anything that's good will be made to be consumed fresh on the spot.That's just how it is in tropical countries.
>>2873743>There's actually little to bring back to EUR/USA because anything that's good will be made to be consumed fresh on the spot.This is good advice for VN in general.OP I'm heading up there on Saturday, post ITT if you want to chill in the Old Quarter.
>>2873855>meeting another 4chan poster
>>2873995I'll be here for two more hours anon. R u qt??