Travel stats thread. Post your travel related stats and stories here.36 but don't look a day over 25. Full head of hair. Pulling in $6k a month at a pretend work job; entirety self made no education. 50k in bank account. Sub $1000 rent in major US city. 200+ body count. Been to every country in SEA at least once. Sharpened my verbal and intellectual blade by reading classic literature and sparring, jousting, and sometimes dueling with soulless corporate normies online. Put it all out there and then some and lived to tell the tale. Seen things you wouldn't believe. Issan asshole glittering in the dark off the Andaman coast.And the craziest thing is... haven't even reached my peak.
>>2871049>Full head of hair.Not naturally, you don't.
I'm a 29-year old astronaut making $363k per year. I have over $9M in my bank account. I don't rent, I own a house that's fully paid off, plus a few other vacation properties. I'm 6'7" and have a 13" penis. I've been to over 100 countries, as well as the moon. I've also been selected to go to Mars as soon as it's technologically feasible.
>>2871049>Been to every country in SEA at least once.Holy, based if true. Tell me what it was like in Myanmar and PNG. I don't hear nearly enough about them.
>>2871049>Seen things you wouldn't believe. Issan asshole glittering in the dark off the Andaman coast.Kek
Can't tell if this is bait or if the average /trv/elo is delusional enough to think we care about how 200 prostitutes in Pattaya told them they are "handsum" after their useless managerial job at this point. I seriously can't tell.
I have been to 100 countries.
>>2871089How does it feel that nobody cares about this anymore and that 'having been to lots of places' no longer counts as a personality in current year?
Zoomers are banking on the idea that male pattern baldness will be cured by the time they are the age to experience it.However, I think they will be sadly disappointed.
>>2871049>36 but don't look a day over 25Get on my level, unc
can't tell if this is a tardgaurd thread or making fun of the tardgaurd...
>>2871049>50k at 36Might as well apply for MAiD if you aren't 7 figs in your 30s
>>2871145>he doesn't travel with NEETbucksngmi lad, just escape the dole office till they get you
Wow youve only been to sex tourist hot spots. Very cool
>>2871049>36>50k in bank account.> Sub $1000 rent in major US city.Dude, you are living like you are ahead, but you are not able to retire, nor a homeowner at half of your lifetime behind you.
>>2871182I chose to breathe the air if life deeply... nay, huff it like a bag of nitrous... over material normie pursuits. I may not be rich in wealth, by the tapestry of a life I've hewn makes me richer than any man.
>>2871185>by the tapestry of a life I've hewn makes me richer than any man.No, insecurity gaurd. Any normie that has experienced the yearlong romance with a foid, even if it wasn't meant to be, has experienced more than you. Even 200 whores can not make the comparisson to a girl you once loved.All those books, and you're still oblivios to the true human expirence
>>2871258You think I've never loved? I have, and deeply. But the void beckons. I've spurned the advances of many a Thai teen, lest I would lead them astray into the void. Like a loan ranger, the loan astronaut, I dive deeper into the abyss. My true calling.
>>2871145>>2871182>you are not able to retire, nor a homeownerYou just described the overwhelming majority of AmericansMost people only have like $8000 in savings and can only cover 3 months of food and rent
>>2871270The overwhelming majority would probably get in le pod voluntarily if they truly had the choice
>>2871049Currently writing my memoir now, the working title is, "My Life is a Tapestry and My Dick is a Rocket Ship." Will be giving it away it on Amazon for $30, probably by end of year.
I've been to ten countries and stopped over for a night in two more. Seeing as I intend to do this shit for the long long term, there's no hurry to rack up a count.>>2871080Egomaniacs love to bait, because it gets them the attention they crave. >>2871270Yeah I'm not going to slave all my life to buy your $600,000 wooden box, no matter what you say. I'm just not. >Price ReducedCry about it, boomer.>>2871266Being fond of a piece of ass is the same as "loving" the steak on your plate. It has nothing to do with genuine affection and concern you feel for somebody even when they are giving you no pleasure in return.
