>pack 5 undies>shart myself in all of them except one>in a very rural place in Laos so I can’t find any store that sells my size(XXL)>only place I know where I can clean it, I need to hand over my soiled undies to the laundry operator which would be embarrassing>tummy hurts and I’m panicking I will soil the last one which I’ve worn for over 4 daysWhat do I do bros? I’ve tried scrubbing it with laundry detergent in the local rivers, but the stains and stench persist.
>>2873988Why is it so hard to just use the bathroom?
>>2873991It’s the farts that feel like farts but are actually sharts
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>>2873988Fat homosexuals with loose buttholes should not travel to developing countries.
>>2873999Just stop farting.
>>2873999Shart me once, shame on you.Shart me twice, shart me, you won't shart me again.
>>2874011Bro that’s not possible, I’ve had stomach issues ever since I woke up during my flight to Bangkok with a really painful stomach with an incredible urge to fart. That was a mistakeI’m also a really fat fuck so I struggle to dash for nearby toilets when emergency strikes.Either way, my diarrhea has improved today, not constantly needing to shit.I heard of a self-service laundromat in a neighboring town 20km away. I will try to get there on the rented scooter.Wish me luck guys!
Yup…I just shat myself once more.
>>2874019Why are you tooting around on a scooter in the middle of a shartfest? Wash your undies in the bathroom sink and put them out in the sun to dry. I stay close to my room when diarrhea strikes, letting the offending matter get released. Also, I fast for 24 hours minimum to starve the bad gut bugs, drinking only water and electrolyte mix. Then when the worst of the sharting is over (i.e. very little solids in the buttwater) and it's time to go on an excursion, I take 4 mg of loperamide and that usually wraps things up. Thankfully my colon is terminally sluggish and I'm not fat or a glutton either, so diarrhea rarely feels unstoppable like it does for Amerisharts. Even if it does become urgent, I sure as hell don't let it it out into my pants. If you're in the countryside, just drop trou and shit in the bushes. Don't tell me, you're too fat to hold a squat...
>>2874027It’s alright, I was by a river and there was a little bit of sunset light which made me masked from passing locals, but light enough to see that I wasn’t stepping on a bad snake.it wasn’t so bad but I still got a skidmark. I managed to reach the laundromat and wash all the clothes including the current pungent undies. It also has a tumble dryer, so I will be going back soon. All my sharted undies are actually spotless now finally.I appreciate your advice but as you already know, I’m a fat fuck who just can’t handle feeling the slightest hunger so fasting is very difficult. The reason why I did this was to take a leap of faith(not that I can do a leap physically speaking) to reach this laundromat today because the current undies was really starting to reek of BO.
>>2873988Sharting yourself is an age old Laotian custom. You're safe OP.
Jesus Christ, how big is OP? I weigh 260 pounds and have a very prominent belly, but my underwear size is M. I'm 3 sizes smaller than OP and I'm still a fat fuck.
>this fucking thread
>>2874082I was about 350lbs last time I weighed myself 5 months my shitty genes also put alot of the fat distribution into my ass.
