hansum man edition Old thread: >>2887935
I’ve been in Hua Hin for the last week. It’s not as exciting a city as bangkok but I like that it’s chilled out and doesn’t have a big party scene. Most of the falangs one sees here seem to be longer term residents of thailand and not casual tourists. Driving down to Chumphon today and will spend a few nights there at a hotel on the beach.Picrel is a winery in Hua Hin
>>2890443Wasn't the identifier /thg/?https://archive.4plebs.org/trv/search/subject/%2Fthg%2F/
>>2890443Solid scran mate
>>2890483Yeah whoops, and I biffed it on the photo orientation. Someone else can make a new thread
hey chuds! i just recently did a 2 day layover in BKK. I first had a 7 hour layover in BKK, so I decided to go wonder about the asok / Sukhumvit area. i really missed the humidity, smell, noise and dodgy characters on every corner, so I decided i'd do a night or two on the way back. I stayed at the jw marriot, who let me check in at 10am. god, i love not being poor. had a sleep, woke up late afternoon and was craving a khao soi (picrel). went back to my hotel room, had a shit and just bar hopped around Nana, Soi Cowboy and soi11 area. I didn't do any coming this time. I wasn't in the mood, and I would have had to bring back a real high-class bitch to the JW and I don't know where to find them, not some flabby bellied slam pig from Isan with a c-section mark. i didnt do much else. i asked gemini where i can get some good phik khing crispy pork, also had a few cocnut waters and mango sticky rice. oh i also went into a weed shop. i would have bought some if i could smoke in my room, but i couldnt. instead i bought some sick grinder and pipe that I brought back with me. they were pretty cheap, and next time I go I will probably bring back one of those crazy looking bongs.
>>2890500>paypig buys expensive room to flex on nobody>if he had a shittier room he would be able to smoke and fuckcool story of you cucking yourself for no reason
>>2890500I flew BKK to IST and back. This was my first time flying business class on thai airways. the new business class fit out on their a350s are 10/10. great layout and comfy seat/bed. and the food was great too! the older business class fit out on their a350s is pretty shit. seat is tight, uneven elbow space, the bed has bumps in weird places. the amenity kit and pyjamas they give you are pretty cool, some collab with mega coomer jim thompson (silk guy). so if you ever fly thai business class, make sure its the new fitout on the a350.
>>2890502whoa buddy...you got me good! I should have paid for a shitter hotel room instead so i could smoke and bring back an ugly bitch. i got a really good deal for the JW with these discounts i get, I paid like $250 AUD for the night, for a room that wasn't the shittest room available. and they let me check in at 10am, not the "come back at 3pm, you poor fat fuck" response you're used to getting.
>>2890505>>2890503facebook is down the hall and to the left, boomer
>>2890509whats your problem cunt?>>2890486why is it posting the photos sideways? they don't show sideways on my laptop.
>>2890500>JW MarriotWhy not Sheraton? It's way better. Better location, better service, better restaurants.
>>2890537i dont remember ever staying at a JW before, so i wanted to try it out. it was OK, but yeah next time I'll probably check out another hotel
>>2890466Took me 3.5 hours to get to chumphon from Hua Hin. Very enjoyable drive including the last 90 minutes or so on a recently resurfaced scenic route with lots of fun turns and zero traffic. Found a cafe with a pair of water buffalo on the beach
>>2890443bland, spicy food with no taste
>>2890443Hi trv My 10 year anniversary is coming up and I'm trying to sell my wifi on the virtues of life in Asia so she'll go along with a transfer to Singapore before NYC kills us. I was thinking Phuket had plenty of decent 5 start properties still within a few minutes drive of girly bar debauchery but every yootub vid makes it seem fully infested with chubby britbongs and sandals resorts enjoyers. Is Phuket lost to mass market crap and will I be paying $8 for a beer? Or is it still worth checking out? I'd go to Vietnam or Malaysia instead but my wife is pretty down so I don't want to be totally cut off from the option of heading to a girlie bar. I just don't want to be on a beach packed with uppity Russians or whatever. Any other more secluded but still proximal places that should be on our radar for quiet beach with access to a walking street?
>>2890567I went from NYC to Delhi and really loved it. There were barely any foreigners there, especially in the hood. It's really gritty and grimey though, probably not what you're looking for at all but if you can stomach it it's amazing.After that I went to China for 3 months. The price to performance is best in the world afaik and it's really safe. Only thing that sucks is it's hard to have deep conversations with the locals there. The system is less obtrusive than you think but it's always looming. A good country if you want a posh life with few other foreigners, an adventure but easy enough to convince your wife. They have a beach island in the south that's worth checking out (not Taiwan)Malaysia sucks for single people. You will be paying upwards of $8 for a beer and the only bars they have are just the same beer belly boomers you see in Thailand. Prostitution is easily accessible if you're into that, I'm not, but prostitutes have offered themselves to me for less than the cost of two beers at the bar. Weather is tropical, it's really safe and developed. Some people choose it if they want a developed city but disagree on China ideologically.Next step for me is Kaohsiung in Taiwan. A beach city in the southern part of the island. I'm drawn to it for the cheap price but foreigners say it's good.Jeju and Okinawa are good options too. Easy sell to the wife, less good for cooming with ladyboy bar hoes tho
>>2890570Thanks anon, I'm not moving yet and I'm a corpo rat so Singapore or HK are the options for Asia. China is mostly unexplored territory for me, but I've done some Google Earth exploration and was always shocked how with all that coastline it looks like there is 0 towns or cities set up with any leisure time activity along it. Zero marinas, beach resorts, etc. We're long distance sailors and had fucked with the idea of trying to explore China but it would be hard to find a marina that isn't just a straight up fishing port. Tbh I've never paid for sex directly other than buying drinks which I do anyway. But I figure a couple might be a tall order. I imagine half the girls who went for me did so because they thought they might land a rich (looking) American so I might have to pay to get my first double BJ with my wife involved. But I'm not super committed to the bit, would just be a nice option. Thanks for the feedback, I will check out Taiwan. I can into Japanese so maybe that could work.
>>2890575>Singapore or HK are the options for Asia.From what I heard Singapore is better if you have a family and HK is better if you're single. Some people say Shanghai is good but China has 996 culture that fucks a lot of people in the head. They don't understand "freedom" or "leisure" at all. Supposedly they have a beach resort in Sanya but it's probably crowded by people doing bug things like filming tiktoks and wechat stories
>>2890567Phuket is alright, but it depends on the area. Bangtao has nice hotels and a decent downtown, but lots of traffic (balanced by being near the airport). Rawai can be charming but is a little less fancy than bangtao and is a long drive from the airport. Patong has the best/raunchiest girly bars but is also a cesspit and sounds like exactly what you don’t want.
>>2890584I'd not mind paying slightly more for an upmarket version of a cesspit with just a hint of cess. Where do actual rich people do their sex tourism? Exclusively on private islands arranged by wealthy pedojews?
>>2890591>Where do actual rich people do their sex tourism? Exclusively on private islands arranged by wealthy pedojews?I would think on instagram.
i have a foot fetish.where’s a good spot in bkk to spot pale bare soles of qt chinese and korean girl tourists? the beach? last time i was there i visited a temple and qt tourist asian girls would enter the temple barefoot and get on their knees and pray, was inadvertently a good place to spot some qt asian soles
>>2890592You can definitely tell the beta orbiters who get ordered around with the camera from the guys who are on even terms. I think the rich girls often pay gigolo boyfriends with camera skills to take their photos, because they all talk to the guy like he's a servant, and he usually looks very stressed and also eager to obey ASAP. Sometimes he will tell her to move for a better shot, but it is a timid request, not an order.
>phone screen goes very dark while walking>I think it's dead, repeatedly press power button>phone vibrates three times>I walk into the shade, and the screen says an emergency call to 112 has been underway for 00:11>hang up immediately$35 per day has remained my unchanged baseline spending for both Chonburi and Rayong provinces. It's unlikely to change in the coming days, as Chanthaburi and Trat are also wealthy coastal provinces. It's always best to leave through Bangkok when you are going somewhere different in Thailand. So to get to Ubon Ratchathani from Trat, go back to Bangkok and then start the train journey.
>>2890605>$35 per day has remained my unchanged baseline spending for both Chonburi and Rayong provinces.>cooking cuts all food expenses in 3>long term stay cuts all accommodation fees in 3>staying in one place cuts out travel fees>average Thai person lives on $7 a dayIf you got it down to $12 a day your travel would be 3x as long, if you got it down to $7 you can basically disappear from Shlomo's slave pit for years at a time instead of just a couple of months. Is gallivanting to random places worth your freedom?
>>2890505You can stay at Tinidee Trendy for $50 a night. Check in at 10am. Smoke weed in your room and bring girls back.
>>2890641but then you're on khaosan road. I've spent years in Thailand and have never once stepped foot on khaosan road, don't think I'm missing anything either
>>2890639disappear from Shlomo's slavepit and live in Somchai's slavepit instead? I don't buy the whole povertymaxxing thing. Whatever lifestyle $7 a day buys you is probably going to be a pretty hellish existence.
>>2890639>$7 per day spending powerCome on now, the legal minimum wage in Thailand is now greater than $10 per day. You've gotta do better than a McWagie if you're coming here as a tourist. Long-term stay would decrease price by approximately one third, i.e. $300 per month including utilities for the kind of place I pay $15 per day for. Yes, I've seen the ads and talked to landlords who rent monthly.Cooking will drastically slash your food expenses here in the wealthy provinces due to the high markups on restaurant food. But I don't want to cook in Thailand because I can't prepare the European flavors that I want to eat. It's doubtful your rental will have a fully furnished outdoor kitchen where you can throw together some stir-fry on a wok or simmer some chicken soup. >>2890701It's about wasting as much time as possible doing nothing for every dollar spent.
>>2890732>It's doubtful your rental will have a fully furnished outdoor kitchen where you can throw together some stir-fry on a wok or simmer some chicken soup.my place in KL has that and rent is $215 a month. India was $140 a month and small Chinese city was $130Pretty sure Thailand is cheaper than KL But if not Thailand, then wherever you can tolerate. Bulgaria or Latvia or some shit then
>>2890732>It's about wasting as much time as possible doing nothing for every dollar spent.But... why? Seems to be a doomer mindset thing, like life is just about frittering away time until we kick the bucket. I'm not saying that the opposite is true and that living lavishly or beyond one's means is a more meaningful existence, but there's a healthy balance to be struck between comfort and frugality.
>>2890741The pathological pursuit of money for its own sake is a morbid mental disease. A contemplative life of leisure is the highest good. But most men are born to be slaves.
>>2890763Is it really a life of leisure if you're scraping by in a roach-infested leaky hovel and eating barebones street food slop every day?
>>2890591>I'd not mind paying slightly more for an upmarket version of a cesspit with just a hint of cessHave you looked at Samui instead of Phuket? I think it's actually cheaper than Phuket, but a bit calmer and classier and the demographics is more Euro than Russian, Arab and random thirdies >>2890575>ChinaDid you look around Hainan island?
>>2890767no roachesno street food, only cooking
>>2890741Excess comfort rots the mind and makes it weak. Too many great nights of THC-medicated sleep on cool sheets under the quiet humming of the A/C, and you stop wanting to engage with the world. Nothing feels enjoyable anymore except the bliss of losing consciousness. >>2890734Good for you. They sure wouldn't give me those prices, there would be a fucking deposit (that you never get back) or overcharged utilities or some other scam involved.
What is the ideal duration for a Pattaya trip?I was thinking 7 days
>>2890785>They sure wouldn't give me those prices, there would be a fucking deposit (that you never get back) or overcharged utilities or some other scam involved.If you cant read the local language you're at a big disadvantage. Got this place because I can speak chinese. All of the other foreigners I know here are paying $450-700+ because they use foreigner platforms. Their places are a little bit better than mine, but not by that muchThe deposit thing happens in the US more than asia
>SAWATDEE KAAA MASSAGE KAAA
>>2890820There she is.
>>2890788>Got this place because I can speak chinese.Ching chong ding dong.
>>2890763There's a big difference between working for enough money to live without serious worry and a pathological pursuit of it.
>>2890763Based.
>>2890845guys just move the goalposts on themselves forever.
>>2890554Chumphon was really nice, totally off the beaten path and not much in the way of tourist infrastructure. My hotel was on an empty beach, walked for an hour and didn’t see anyone else on the beach except for a few locals fishing or hanging out on the road near the water. Maybe for good reason, because I got accosted by a pack of aggressive dogs, and was also eaten alive by sandflies and am still crazy itchy two days later. But all in all it was an 8/10
>>2891144>More aimless shambling through nakhom nowhere, more teak wood hotels, and more plates of gristle and rice. Fuck another cheeto Laotian and serve up something new
>>2891186All of this pointless ambling is a sad attempt to relive the Laotian receptionist hooker again. He felt like such a pimp inside of that fat hag. Now he revolves his entire life around recreating that experience.
Thai chicks have huge feet. Just can’t get into it.
Back in my day you could live in Thailand for under 50K a year
>>2891241kek. now? at least 100k. 150k if we're being safe
>>2891200Vietnam is the footfag's choice desu.
is it really worth getting ripped off getting and overcharged for everything, living around indians, russians, chinese, and boomers to nut in legit brown std ridden whores?
>>2891271No it's awful. Better stay home.
>>2891271Some people just don't have other options. Then they'll parade around with their Thai girlfriend.
>>2891281but they do have options if they are willing to payif they spent the same amount they do on flights, drinking, paying the whore, etc they could get a better girl at home
>>2891271>>2891281>>2891400There are PLENTY of china white Thai girls. Buzz off
>>2891403this is cope. they get all sorts of treatment to michael jackson themselves but their brains are still brown
>>2891403Why would you want one? The short little brown goblins from Isaan make my dick hard.
>>289140425% of Thais are Ethnic Chinese you retard
>>2891411>brown goblins from Isaanyou don't have brown goblins in your country?
>>2891418>Ethnic ChineseChina has 56 ethnicities. It's like saying Ethnic American. China shares borders with Afghanistan and India. Many Chinese are basically jeets.
>>2891411If you didn’t acquire Asian men’s taste in Asian women after spending extended period(s) of time in Asia it simply means you haven’t fucked enough of them and/or variety.There is nothing better than watching a pale spinner riding your dick in the mirror on the couch. For the browns I put them on their hand and knees and squat over them (plant your hands and wedge your neck into there’s for peak effect) and fuck them like a dog on the floor I made one wear rabbit ears she randomly had in her apartment and I think she felt dehumanized cuz she wanted me gone with a huff after getting pumped on all fours
>>2891423Don't be a pedantic faggot. 56 ethnicities and one of them is 90+% of the country we all know what anons means.>Many Chinese are basically jeetsSEAMonkeys sure, jeets kek absolutely not
>>2891423Stop pretending to not get it if you know anything about Thai or Chinese history you would know that tons of Han, Canto and Hakka people moved to SEA. The only difference is in Thailand they were forced to take Thai names. So most Thai Chinese people have fully Thai names and see themselves as Thai first then Chinese.>>2891445The vast majority of western men will still prefer brown Thais no matter how long they spend in the country or continent
>>2891461"thai chinese" is the biggest cope. I hooked up with these "thai chinese" larpers before. Always they have nappy hair and their phenotype is way off. It sounds good on paper but its like guatemalans trying to larp as nordic white>>2891445>ask my gook boomer friend about sexpatting in thailand>he gets out a napkin>draws a crude map of thailand>crosses out the bottom 90% of it and says its unlivable because the girls there look like monkeys>tells me only the northeast pocket around chiang mai is worth it
>>2890443Someone I know married an Asian girl so she wanted to go to all these Asian places. It ended up backfiring on her because better looking women then her were throwing themselves at her guy in front of her. Cracks me up because I don't like her.
>>2891615Based
A black passport bro I used to watch on youtube has been with this one Thai chick for years. I enjoyed watching his Thailand lifestyle/travel videos when I was still in America before I finally made the move. Anyway I stumbled upon a youtube video clowning on passport bros that fall in love with Thai girls and found out the guy's gf has a few porn videos floating around online (a la CreampieThai) that were filmed before they met. I knew he met her in Pattaya but damn I was not expecting that.
>>2891641Just think every girl in Pattaya is a whore or was one, this way you will be shielded against such things. DESU it not hard to avoid with women or Ladyboys as you can usually find their twitter or one of their usernames that is reused from pron. Just stick to the ones with degrees and office jobs and you will be doing much better.
>>2891641How is it real that some guys are such marks they actually get 'serious' gfs in PATTAYA and treat them with western dating morality at that....jesus christ
If I see the word Pattaya in any context related to a girl, I am instantly filtered. My interest goes from whatever it was before to zero.
>>2891641Is it that faggot with the girl who has really short hair?I hate that blacks are in Thailand now. I wanna John wick 808 and send a message
So about a month ago everyone was talking about how they taking away the 60 day without visa so I was planning on 30days + pay money for 30 days extension, did they revert the change?
>>2891691A guy with a channel called Travelversity. He likes to show off his gf's phat ass in the video thumbnails for more clicks.
>>2891775How soon are you coming? The changes aren't in effect yet.
>>2891799August. Hopefully I'll get in before they do it then. Then i'll stay 90 days instead
>>2891682Most foreigners don't go to Thailand to drive all over the provincial countryside in a pickup truck looking for a Thai girlfriend. Nope, they come here for easy living, which means Pattaya, Bangkok or Phuket. Everything right outside your door. The beach, restaurants, bars, massage, e-sluts, weed. An atmosphere of plenty.Yes, you can go to the night market in Trat and see a fair number of cuties walking around. Skin tones in these wealthy eastern coastal provinces are much lighter than in the interior. But what are your chances of scoring as an average white farang who speaks no Thai? All the girls who want to bounce on your BWC have already packed their bags and headed off to Pattaya, where they can pick and choose their favorite BWC instead of making do with whatever ugly white guy happens to be passing through their podunk little town.
>>2891811Thanks for making my point for me.
>>2891474Of course there has been a lot of ethnic mixing between Chinese migrants and aboriginal Southeast Asians of various ethnic groups. That was the whole point of Thaification, to integrate Chinese genetics into the existing mutt soup and thus uplift the people as a whole while maintaining Thai national unity.The ethnically Chinese Thais are very high achievers. They don't allow their daughters to get drunk and whore around with random men. And they have fucktons of money, so they can afford to give their daughters a sheltered indoor life with minimal exposure to the streets. That's why they are so inaccessible to you that you even doubt their existence. But I can assure you. Places like Rayong and Chonburi are full of factory owners' daughters. Pale and petite and stylish, they have a general disdain for men I've noticed.
>>2891811I haven't been to Pattaya or Phuket because I think they'd depress me. Bangkok is cool to explore for a little while but it's not my kind of place. Too overstimulating.
>>2891815So why would you want anything to do with them? Are you just a status chasing hylic?
>>2891815you have no game and only get sex from paypigging so you're projecting. if chinese genetics are an "uplift" then damn that's grim
Somebody stole my weed from its outdoor hiding place last night. They must've watched me stow the smoking kit behind the rotten pallet on the far edge of the hotel parking lot after smoking a bowl around 9 PM. Thankfully I had held off on purchasing more, so there was less than $1 USD worth of weed inside.With the start of work in America as little as four weeks away, I'm taking this as a sign to quit smoking. Cheap Thai weed hits like poison when you first try it after a long period of abstinence, but the intense stimulation of your cannabinoid receptors quickly becomes addictive. It's strong enough that you only have to smoke four times to be high all day long. It also mutes out emotional expression and makes me not give a fuck about anybody, which worsens the quality of interactions with the locals. Falling asleep while high feels so blissfully restful, but THC inhibits REM sleep, which over time means that you feel less energized and more disconnected from your surrounding reality. The solution, of course, is to smoke weed shortly after waking up. Then everything feels good again in that weird spacey THC way.
>>2891862>With the start of work in America as little as four weeks awayHow long were you traveling?
>>2891862Nothing wrong with getting off the grass - I've been on and off it in phases my entire adult life and things are generally better when I'm off it - but why didn't you just stash your shit in your room senpai?
>>2891815>The ethnically Chinese Thais are very high achievers. They don't allow their daughters to get drunk and whore around with random men. And they have fucktons of money, so they can afford to give their daughters a sheltered indoor life with minimal exposure to the streetsweird delusions of living in the 1800s
This is the room I'm staying in for less than $12 USD. Here they even give you a fresh towel every day and also offer to clean the room. There are eateries galore in Trat, and they are all serving traditional Thai food at local prices; good riddance to those gimmicky hipster restaurants with A/C dining rooms and outrageous prices. Snooty attitudes have also disappeared; people are very welcoming and helpful, happy that some foreigners made it all the way out here. Public buses only run along the principal highway, which is still called Sukhumvit Road out here. There is supposed to be songthaew service to outlying districts like Bo Rai and Laem Ngop, but a complete dearth of passengers means that the songthaew drivers insist on getting paid full taxi fare, which in their calculations is somewhere around 20 baht per km. A 50 km ride will therefore cost $30 USD.My next destination will therefore be Khlong Yai. It's not far from the shuttered Cambodian border crossing, located on a very long, narrow strip of land that stands between Cambodia and the coast. I bet it gets a little creepy down there, with no traffic on the highway and soldiers facing off in the jungle barely half a kilometer from the edge of the town. But if such a place is where my presence as a foreign visitor will be appreciated most, then that is where I will go. Would be epic if some firefight pops off and we all have to be evacuated as artillery shells scream by overhead, but for the sake of the population's wellbeing I hope for continued peace.>>2891872The smoking apparatus in particular stinks the room up, and some Thai weed strains are extremely pungent as well. Leaving rooms and corridors reeking of weed is how cannabis users get a bad name and get cannabis banned in hotels. Plus, if the room smells of weed smoke the hotel can try to serve you with a 5000 baht fine for smoking in the room.
Trat is really small compared to other provincial centers in Thailand. Yet it's remarkable just how much effort and expense the Thai government has put into public infrastructure even in such an insignificant corner of the country. I've yet to see any potholes on the roads here; so much pavement has been newly laid, and vehicles fly 100+ km/h down the highway without a care. Women pull weeds from the drainage ditches by hand to ensure that the streets don't flood in a downpour. Weedeating crews mow down the tall grass on medians and verges. Any litter and rubbish bags get picked up on a daily basis. So many roads have sidewalks. Now it's clear why travelers say that Thailand is "Westernized". Not because everybody speaks English, but because some of the exacting quality standards of American-style construction are applied to projects here, as is American-style intensive maintenance. Coming from India, the difference in quality is like night and day. >>2891864I left America on the evening of December 1st. The original goal was 4 months work pays for 8 months travel. Fingers crossed I'll still be able to achieve something close to that 1:2 ratio going forward.
This shrimp and shittake stir-fry dish was bomb. Such rich flavors. 130 baht including the rice.
>>2891947>The smoking apparatus in particular stinks the room upwhat is it?for me double ziplock bags never failed
Everytime I hear about some fucking white dork boasting about wasting his vacation time "dating" in thailand I FUCKING LAUGH. It always with one of the ugliest fucking women you can imagine.
>>2892042Dating for that loser IS the vacation.
>>2892042every time i read "white dork" i just imagine brown hands and curry greased keyshow does it feel knowing that every convenience and amenity you enjoy was made by a white dork with a white dick?
>>2892116Iunno, you’re the one wasting tour time jestermaxing some seamonkey in sukhumvit. I have more respect for the sexpat boomers than your retards.
>>2892121the difference between me (white dork) and you (brown pork) is that idgaf about your respect or your petty attempts to emulate my language and use what you perceive as my values against mevalues you don't hold yourself and don't even contemplate the purpose ofthis post is the height of your relevance to me and i'll forget all about you unless you make yourself more entertaining by dancing like a monkeyliteral goyim
>>2892123whatever you say dork.
>>2892126>brown pork has a white dork folderwhat i don't get is why you're trying to shame this white dork for fucking your sister
>>2891241>>2891257I live in Thailand on 1k a month in Bangkok. You retards are delusional.
>>2892128Fecaloids have nothing better to do than cry at whites on the internet.
>>2892129i get 4K usd a month until I die and I am priced out of thailand
>>2892134What a stupid thing to lie about.
>>2892139it's not a lie, some people are just retarded with money. you included. 1k is a ridiculous sum. you should get it down to $350
>>2892134you youngins are retarded, I get $10k a month to spend here, if you don't have something like that why even fucking bother. Life is alot more funner when you don't need to budget and can hop over to HK/Macao/Taiwan/VT/JP/Singapore for all the asian and some ukrainian goods you'll ever want and need. you can't do that with $3-$4k like you retards are saying.
>>2892139lie about getting 4K USD a month or being able to live a good life in thailand on it?
>>2892134>>2892146You guys are doing something severely wrong if $4k/month isn't enough in Thailand. How much mongering are we talking about?
>>2892146Spending money is only a flex to other people with hylic nigger mentality. Nobody worth impressing thinks that's cool.
Rainy season is intensifying here, but so far there haven't been any full rain days that keep a foot traveler stuck indoors. Heavy cloud cover is the norm, though when the sun does break through it burns down with ferocity, undimmed by haze. I haven't been booking anything in advance for this trip. This hotel got booked once I stepped on the bus to Trat. Next destination I'll walk around finding a room. Obviously not doable in a downpour, but it's already raining cats and dogs at 10 AM, so hopefully the clouds will rain out shortly and the afternoon will be mild. >>2892158Coomers who really want women don't want to spend 95% of their time here alone - 5% is only 8 hours a week with a woman, i.e. two ST hookups. These hardcore coomers are going to want a parade of women constantly by their side giving them attention. That costs a helluva lot of money, and many guys switch to ladyboys because they are much better at giving attention than women, and they probably expect less money too.>>2892159Lots of things you can't do without spending extra money. Places you can't go if you don't want to pay for taxi fare. Islands you can't visit if you don't want to shell out for a speedboat ride. Blue crab you can't eat unless you're okay with the price.
>>2892164>Lots of things you can't do without spending extra money. Places you can't go if you don't want to pay for taxi fare. Islands you can't visit if you don't want to shell out for a speedboat ride. Blue crab you can't eat unless you're okay with the price.Yeah that's all fine but we're not having any serious budgeting problems if this is all you're talking about. This should easily stay well under $4k if you're not being a reckless retard.
>>2892149Lying about not being able to live on 4k in Thailand. Probably lying about the money also but thats expected and normal of shitbrowns on the internet.Claiming you can't be comfortable on 4k is an insane lie.
>>2892181its just attention whoring. like saying you can't live off $40k month in usa
why does this country attract the worst of the white race?
>>2892201Cheap easy women, regardless of ideas of quality. Zoomers galore. The foreigners are just awful. They're insufferable and they're everywhere.
That moment before you discover your new gf has a bigger cock than you.
>>2892203Why do zoomers simp for ugly thai women though?
>>2892268Because they're fucking losers.
>>2892271This one was based though, fucked thailand top idol and threw her away.
>>2892263The news would all be saying ladyboy murder if she was a ladyboy. Come on now. >>2892201>constant jokes among coomers about choking smol women while fucking>Aussie self-described handsome Chad chokes a random girl he solicits from the street until he nuts>she scratches him all up but then "submits">he finishes and she's not moving>he stuffs her into a suitcase and buys a ticket out of the countryNot the worst, a pretty accurate cross-section of European descended peoples travel to Thailand if we're being honest. Wealthy Europeans have always been into sadistic sex and power plays. And when the game is up, they always have a plan in place.
>>2892287>Wealthy Europeans have always been into sadistic sex and power plays.>Wealthy EuropeansNot going to read this bullshit without calling it out. Literal underage sex slaves and shit everywhere else in the world as defacto LAW but you're trying to imply that Wealthy Europeans are more predisposed to sadism han other nationalities?99% of Somalian women don't have a clitoris.Get the fuck out
I want a bisexual dominant top ladyboy gf who's down for threesomes with other ladyboys or girls. The kind who gets off watching her friend top me and shit. How do I arrange this if I'm in Isaan long term?
>>2892289Why are you trying to position the White race as a bunch of neutered effeminate faggits? What do you want him to say? The White race has always been predisposed to male subservience and cuckoldry? Does that make you goon harder, tranny?
>>2892292>wants a dominant tranny to top him>still says girlfriend>wants his friends to top him tooYou want a boyfriend to wreck your butt. You're completely gay.>IsaanSlumbo said he's going to isaan. I guess that's what you're up to.
>>2892301>current year>not knowing about feminine penisIt's like you've never even been to Thailand
>>2892304>wants multiple smaller penises in his butt from various feminine guys>I'm not gay bro it's girlcock
>>2892308>smallerWhere did I stipulate this? I want you to show me the fucking post. Oh what's that? You can't? Yeah that's because I never said it.
Some kids in a shack barely 1.2 meters high right outside the port facility wall called out "hello smoke weed" in passing as I walked by, but their weed just about gave me a stroke. For the first ten or fifteen minutes it felt very mild, but then the inside of my neck got so swollen I became deformed into an ogre as I walked the 2 km back to my hotel. Stooping to enter their shack really goofed it up. After an hour or two it subsided and I went out for dinner at a roadside bar with my head attached to my body at a less horrid angle. Dinner was some crunchy fried noodles in gravy with seafood on top, 60 baht on the front page of the bar menu. Very tasty. Service is top notch here, though hardly anybody speaks English.
>>2892296Holy projection. I said and implied none of this.>If you don't rape kids you must be cucked and troonedGet the fuck out, cucks and troons have the highest rate of rape fantasies next to liberal white women.
>>2892328>rape fantasies next to liberal white women.the cuck couldnt help but self-insert his cuck fantasy into this post. keep your nigger rape fantasies to yourself you flaccid faggit
>>2892332statistical facts but a brown like you doesn't understand per capita probably think statistics is some kind of electricitywhy are you trying to position white people as a bunch of sadistic rapists when it's literally everyone else in the world except us
>>2892335>everyone has a functioning dick except for us X)95% of your mental bandwidth is taken up by the image of pozzed blacked dicks gyrating and cooming inside of white pussy, thats why PER CAPITA cuckservative strongholds like the Dixie South feature racemixxing with blacks way more than any liberal area.
>>2892363>95% of your mental bandwidth is taken up by the image of pozzed blacked dicks gyrating and cooming inside of white pussy,how many times have i talked about black dicks itt vs you?>Dixie South feature racemixxing with blacks way more than any liberal area.this is just liesnigger all you've done is talk about dicks, cucks, and rape this whole thread trying to deflect from the fact that every other race in the world commits violent crime, and sexual abuse, at rates far greater than white menhell, lesbians commit more csa per capita than white menwhite men are the best, white men built this world and you just live in it
>>2892424fuck off back to /pol/. you can analyze cuck charts about interracial crime over there. this is a travel board. we all traveled to the south and saw what goes on there. you cant put the genie back in the bottle.
Anyone ate at any fine dining restaurant in bangkok? Or that do birthday type shit? Or which area I go to find those restaurants.
>>2892456never even been on /pol/>we'vethere is no we and you'd know that if you weren't a redditorif you didn't want a /pol/ discussion then you shouldn't have started it. you have freedom of speech not freedom from responseyou're fake, gay, and retarded. you most likely haven't left anywhere except your home country and everything you know about the west originates from a second hand mobile and tv
I can't believe I'm saying this, but we really need the insecurity guard around to keep these thread on track and not devolving into complete faggotry
>>2892309I just assumed it was smaller.So you want huge dick trannies to top you but you're not gay.
>>2892458Yeah, what do you want to know? There are loads of fancy restaurants in bkk. You want something with Michelin stars or just slightly fancy? What kind of food do you want to eat? A lot of the nicer restaurants are around Thonglor and Ekkamai
>>2892504Whatever size is fine.
>>2892508Either one is fine. Just curious if they do birthday catering like will I be able to order a cake from a cakeshop and get it send to the restaurant and they know to light it up at the end of the meal? Singing birthday song is optional. Also prefer a place without a dress code or casual
>>2890767Fucking kek anon
A local eatery here served me ice from a not-very-clean gunnysack, the kind of ice you use to pack fish on a fishing boat. Nope, not drinking that. Good thing Thailand is one of the few Asian countries where cold drinks are actually cold. Most places keep beer and soft drinks in a freezer set to 0 C here. Only 17 nights of comfy leisure left in Asia. I'll probably be spending most of those here in Trat, because the only way to go from here is back the way I came, back to Bangkok and then back to America. Not really feeling any desire to make my way up to Sa Kaeo or Isan. Right here is perfectly fine. The future in America is still one big blank. After months of living with no itinerary or fixed plan, it doesn't bother me like it used to. I'm confident in my ability to make my way across the map and find what I need along the way.
>>2890767Kek anon calling these guys out.
>>2890780That’s nice. But are you buying quality organic food to extend your good years?
>>2892263how come none of you fucks are talking about this? scared the dude might be you next?
>>2892572This is so unbearably fucking boring
>>2892572so the riveting adventures of slum dork are coming to an end? thank fuck
Uhhh is that aussie guy gonna ruin everything for us white boys?
>>2892268Vietnamese>unearthly power gapKoreanChineseThaiJapaneseFilipinaEverything else
>>2892603cringe
>>2892605Sorry Kim Bong, but your women aren’t number one
>>2892521Anal sex is very gay if you’re receiving. I’d spit roast a girl with my ladyboy gf. I’d be greedy and get all the cum. God that would be so hot.
>>2892638Yeah that all sounds good to me too. I've never touched a man in a gay way but I'll do anything with a cute ladyboy.
>>2892586>bro why aren't you talking about a random murdera somalian man just raped and killed a 2 year old, why aren't you talking about it anon?
>young woman goes with huge fat slob>he deletes her from the realmThe blubber menace strikes again. Young women shouldn't touch fatriws. It's disgusting.
>>2892665fatties*
>>2892665So you're a hag kinda guy then?
>>2892669wtf is with all the 3rd world logic these days>you're not fat?>you must be hagmaxxingFucking goyim
>>2892587Well yah, that's what travel off the beaten path to remote isolated villages is like. Now you know why so many travelers are desperate to find people to get trashed with every night, because drunkenness the only way they can feel like they are having fun in such places.I did get paranoid last night after smoking weed with some young guys and thought that a bunch of locals were trying to set up a pedo sting operation, but it was only a curious little girl standing close to me. Neighbors were concerned because a few minutes after smoking a small bong rip of some very smooth and unremarkable weed, a blood vessel started painfully swelling at the base of my brain where neck meets skull, leaving my neck contorted at a horrible angle and unable to flex. I went to sit on a bench next to the street while they kept trying to ask me where I wanted to go or what was the problem. Feeling like death could strike at any moment, and also very distrustful of the people who had surrounded me, I decided to start walking and drop dead on the move, if that is how Fate intended for things to end. Everyone relaxing in their homes made shocked comments when I walked by, that's how ogreish my appearance had become. After returning to my room, cooling off in the A/C, hydrating, and relaxing for some time, the pressure eased and I was once again able to use my neck normally. It was one of the most unpleasant THC highs I have ever experienced. Maybe they drenched the weed in rat poison to make it hit harder, IDK. Such practices are not unheard of in Third World countries.
>>2892669Well aren't you a cheaky cunt.
>>2892671
Turning 60 in 6 months lads. Planning to cash in my super, shitcan the missus and become a full-time monger. What am I in for?
>>2892677simpin aint easy
>>2892670I was calling you fat.t. not fat, fucks hags
>>2892677A short life of regret.
>>2892681not the anon you were replying to. I'm 55kg so if you want to call me hobbit that's fair but don't fucking insult me.
>>2892688>55kgYou should go full native as a ladyboy.
>>2892677Based, mongering is cheaper.
>>2892671How the hell can you get high in Thailand? I had one good day where I went to liquid soi 6 and had a feral fucksesh with a bobcut nippanized “bow” but then several subsequent days after the paranoia marooned me in my hotel room for 2 days shooing away the housekeeping and being harangued by the constant beep beep outside.I did get conjunctivitis which was either from washing my contact case with tap water or having my nose jammed into one too many sweaty teen buttholes
>>2892690i'm a hobbit, not a fagit
Hillside Buddha is so close to the border with Cambodia. The dogs didn't like me visiting, but they were just barking and circling uneasily, which means they were fearful. Almost got bit in the heel on the way up by a fat mean house dog which I passed standing in the street. Its eyes were all lit up with malicious glee, which I thought was a little odd, but I didn't take any safeguard. A guy pulled up on his motorbike right behind me and said some word of caution, so I turned around just in time. Man was the dog mad that I foiled his sneaky trick in the nick of time and drove him away. I'm convinced that many Thai dogs crave the taste of blood, but they know they can't bite a local. So the sight of an outsider on foot arouses their bloodlust.
There is no beach here, only a vast mudflat at low tide. Lots of blown-out structures built on pillars over the mud. Everyone is super friendly here, not at all what you expect from visiting Thailand in 2026. It's remarkable how little trash there was thrown in the mud around the houses. If it was in India, there would be piles and piles of rubbish everywhere. Main downside to staying here is the lack of restaurants. There are a couple still open, but they are scattered across the village. Many restaurants listed on Google Maps have shuttered. Tomorrow I want to continue the last 20 km to the farthest endpoint of Trat province. There's a resort down there, but it's probably going to be even harder to find food because the border has been closed for eleven months now.
Nice view of the coastline just as a little rainshower swept in. Phone camera isn't worth a shit in low light.
Walking back in the last light of dusk I noticed a squiggly line on the pavement just in time. He was not very aggressive, though when I touched him near his butthole he startled and reared up.
>>2892708You can be both.
>>2892722no fagits in the shire
The truck stop off I-55 south of Jackson hummed with diesel and late-night hunger. I wasn’t there for gas. Eyes met a stocky trucker in a camo hat near the pumps, his look pure want. We ended up in his sleeper, rough hands and raw need fogging the windows fast. No words wasted. He slipped away before dawn, but left me buzzing.No romance, just blacktop and thick Mississippi humidity. The lot has its own quiet code. Surprisingly chill once you read the signals. Downside is the constant edge, every headlight feels like trouble. Still beats being alone.Woke to rain and chased the itch north. Another stop up the road promised more. Nice blur of pine trees in the low light. Phone camera sucked as usual.Spotted a note on my wiper at dawn, simple number, no name. Touched base and the spark hit again. These boys know how to make a stranger feel alive for an hour in the dark.
>>2892586Word on the street is that girl was well known for running an underage scam. Show fake ID on the street, then back in the room she drops the underage bomb and demands money or she’ll go to the police. I guess this nigger wasn’t having it, and took matters into his own hands so to speak. Not saying murder is right in this case, but when you walk on the razors edge, be careful not to slip.
>>2892586I’m seething with jealousy. I would’ve let her clean out my bank account. I bet it was tight
>>2892793What would be /trv/'s response if one of those little "Isan spinners" pulled this trick on you? >btw anon I'm 17 years and 364 days old, you pay me 5000 baht or I call police
>>2892911Id be grateful for the tight teen pussy and be grateful for her sweet teen lowball extortion price ^_^You guys HAVE seen her picture right?
>>2892793How do you even protect yourself against this?
>>2891445>fuck them like a dog uhhh anon?
>>2892928Don't fall for the bluff?
>>2892928HAGMAXX
A reasonably attractive pale-skinned Thai female maybe 30 years old was being flirty with me at the village restaurant here in Khlong Yai. As soon as I walked up she began standing very close to me as she told me the menu. With business being as slow as it is, the restaurant women had been sipping some beer and were cackling and snarking with each other like the older women always do when they see fresh meat show up unexpectedly. I ordered a bottle of Singha with my moo deng rice, but although she kept looking up and smiling at me, it did not have the expected effect. Thai women are too poised and ladylike, they wear too many clothes. If she was a jungle bunny with messy hair, swaying hips and titties poking at a loose raggedy shirt while standing close to me, then I would definitely have been in the mood to take it further. But with her face all whitened and her hair done up in a bun and her movements so prim, I'm imprisoned by inhibition.This is basically the case with every Thai woman I've encountered. They always seem so non-sexual. Like even if they do flirt and sit close to me, they don't really crave sex. They're completely nonchalant about the possibility of boom boom, and I feel just as indifferent about it in return.
>>2892978>If she was a jungle bunny with messy hair, swaying hips and titties poking at a loose raggedy shirt while standing close to me, then I would definitely have been in the mood to take it further. But with her face all whitened and her hair done up in a bun and her movements so prim, I'm imprisoned by inhibition.Sounds like you have oneitis for the fat Laotian hag
>>2892924My gf is 15 years older and looks younger.
There is a nice six-story hotel on the main street here in Khlong Yai that rents both nightly and monthly. Here is the comparison of the rates.Nightly rate for 28 square meter room: 850 baht ($25 USD)Nightly rate for 35 square meter suite: 1200 baht ($36)Monthly rate for smaller room: 4500 baht ($136)Monthly rate for the same suite: 5500 baht ($167)Deposit: one month's rentExtra charge for bedding service: 500 baht / monthExit fee: 1000 baht - for cleaning the room after you departWater at 25 baht / unit and electricity @ 10 baht per unit
>>2892990>Monthly rate for smaller room: 4500 baht ($136)$750 if nightly>Monthly rate for the same suite: 5500 baht ($167)$1080 if nightlymonthly chads won
>>2892984The orange snack hog
>>2892990>Monthly rate for the same suite: 5500 baht ($167)Could just shack up and rot in a thai hotel in the middle of nowhere forever
>>2892993>junk food and doomscrolling, one place (cheap) :/>junk food and doomscrolling, many places (expensive):Oor just go to the gym and read a book nigga
>>2892991Imagine being this fucking broke and brown in ThailandWhat a depressing existence
>>2892677Probably getting swindled by some Thai's because you didn't read the fineprint
>>2893005imagine being a paypigkek bottom text
>>2893009Even in the poor provinces something even slightly on par with the first world is 10k bahtI don't want to imagine what hell you are living in for 5k
>>2893011
>>2893011I just proved you wrong. But you go on repeating the same ignorant assertion. What a dumbfuck you are.This is a six-story three star hotel with multiple 4 and 5 star reviews from foreign travelers. But because of the Cambodia border closure, their occupancy rate has collapsed, so now they are renting rooms monthly at a rate the local market can bear.
>>2893016they dont care. paypigs like to overpay. they have a humiliation kink or something.
>>2893030How the fuck is 10k baht for a months rent overpaying nignog? That's 330 baht a day for your living costs instead of 160 baht per day. As if it even matters.I usually preorder a fan off Lazada also because having AC on all night dries me up like a prune and so the total bill is nothing by the end
>>2893011Nigga my studio in Hanoi is equivalent to 10k. 5k absolutely sounds normal for a poor Thai province.
>>2893070Ignore him he is in multiple threads calling people paypigs regardless of price
>>2893074>>2893070>*angry squealing noises*
>>2893092Seriously though, I'm guessing you're a thirdie and don't mind that stuff but 10k is the minimum in poor parts of Thailand and 20k in Bangers for a basic ass 1 bedder.It's not expensive by anyone's standards from the developed world. You seem like the type who would haggle at 7/11
>>2893112you are chinese
>>2890466Nice pic. Looks very pleasant
>>2890511That's happened to me before. Not sure if it's something in the metadata or what
>>2893112are you poor? only 20k? why not 40k? broke bitch loser xD
>>2893134brokecel post
>>2893134Because it's the going rate, don't be a fucking dickhead mate. I don't need anything more than a one bed apartment.Looking at my last contract it was 22k per month in Upper Sukhumvit and 8 baht for power
>>28930115k is the going rate, don't be a fucking dickhead mate. I don't need anything more than a one bed apartment.
>>2893149Post a link or email address to a 1 bed apartment in Thailand for 5k that you think people on this board would enjoy
>>2893149Just because you like to live in absolute filth doesn't mean others do
>>2893146Just because you like to live in absolute filth doesn't mean others do
>>2893159I think he's talking like yearly contract pricesit's pretty possible but probably too much trouble for foreigners. I always use airbnb, yeah you pay a markup but don't have to deal with bullshit that asians tend to pull just to get an extra dollar out of you. It's all about whether your time is worth the money/worth you can saved
>>2893160money/trouble*
>>2893160>worth you can saved>that booksmark bargood morning saar
>>2893163gm bro anything else you like to add
>>2893112Once again, that's bullshit and you're speaking from ignorance, because you're only browsing online listings. >>2893156>muh linkRental apartments and cabins have very little online presence in the less visited parts of Thailand. A pink pin on Google Maps with some Thai lettering and a phone number, that's the only clue you have that they exist. Most of the time I find them at random while walking around town.
>>2893170>the teak wood defender
>>2893170I've never once done anything online, they all suck and it's usually quite scammy, stop making shit up in your head retard. I get a hotel for 3 days and walk around, it's more than enough time to get a monthly rental, usually have one the first or second day then move my stuff in and buy some creature comforts online.I've never been to Isaan or anything but down south or up north 10k is what will get you something decent to live in with amenities
>>2893160literally everything on renthub shows annual contract prices, the guy is talking out of his ass or living in absolute squalor claiming he gets 5k monthlysIn Hat Yai that's the rate for poor ass student accommodation studios
>>2893231>>2893232>hurr durr anything cheaper than what I pay is bound to be awfulAlways the same predictable fallback line. "Something decent" is an entirely subjective metric. For boomers "decent" means luxuries like a sliding-door shower stall, plush foam-topped mattress, overstuffed sofa facing a gigantic TV, picture window with a nice view, etc. And it also has to be located in the hip part of town near some fancy restaurants and bars. Before you know it, 20K baht is the minimum rental rate on offer.
>>2890443Any 8ball players here? I'm going to Pattaya early next year, and with no false modesty, I am a fucking scary 8ball player. What are the prospects of separating drunk tourists from their cash on the 8ball table?
>>2893244post pics dickhead, embarrass yourself more
>>2893244>if you pay 1 baht less than them you are living in absolute filth>if you pay 1 baht more than them you are being a dickhead living in excess>the market magically stabilizes around the arbitrary English listing they chose on some cuck platform marketed towards foreigners>the prices are coincidentally the exact same as a small college town in the USit's all so tiresome with platformtard paypigs
>>2893256Stop being intentionally retarded Thailand is literally the easiest place on earth to get a short term rentalYou can get off a plane, walk up to an apartment building, ask the building manager for a lease, pay your bond and move in 30 mins later.No one uses online stuff except idiotic redditors.
>>2893232>literally everything on renthubNo one uses online stuff except idiotic redditors.
I just pay 40K baht so I don't have to be around bottom bin poor people
>>2893352I paid 30k and was still around those. My neighbors was mental and kept drinking or something and was frequently vomiting outside his balcony then the sound of a hose I guess. I think he was crying sometimes :(
>>2893354that is truethinking thailand is truly over for me at this pointthey sold the country out like they do their women
>>2893256>the market magically stabilizes around the arbitrary English listing they chose on some cuck platform marketed towards foreignersDon't be disingenuous dummy we know what happens when someone shows you prices on the local rental platforms too
>>2893352>>2893354I pay 80k so I can be around fat boomer paypigs with more dollars than sense. reminds me back home in america.
>>2893354think you got unlucky there, like I said 22k for 1 bed apartment in upper sukhumvit, monthlyquiet street, condo guards would drive you to the station or around the suburb in the building golf buggy from 7am to 7pmplace was maybe 30% occupied, seemingly all farang, barely see anyone apart from boomers drinking beer in the common area near the gym in the afternoons, they were cool as fuck, obviously have Thai wives
>>2893352>You: rent 40k>The poor people: rent free
>>2893352>>2893366How poor are you faggots? I'm paying 200k baht for a studio apartment. I can't imagine anything cheaper.
>>2893376>Stale meme posting
>>2893377Poorfag
Hmm. Just stepped out at 10 PM and noticed that there's a whorehouse right across the soi from my budget hotel here in Trat. Six pale slender whores wearing tight miniskirts and other typical attire of their profession, sitting at a picnic table outside the doorway of the brothel chatting quietly or texting on their phones. They didn't appear young, but they weren't too bad-looking either. Evidently they only sit outside during the late night hours, when good folks have already turned in for the night. A couple looked up but didn't say anything as I passed by a few yards away. Definitely not the plump sassy drunks you typically encounter in the lower-class establishments. It's doubtful they speak English. Eating durian usually makes me horny - there's a folk saying in Malaysia that when the durian falls, skirts get lifted. But this last durian I bought for 80 baht was really skimpy and unripe as well, so unripe that it didn't even have any durian odor. Lately been eating more cheap local food, stuff that sits out for a long time before being served. It's definitely brought my food spending down, but at the cost of good digestion. All things considered I didn't feel in the mood to go over there and try talking to them. Very awkward to approach a whore and then back out of doing business...it makes you look like an indecisive chickenshit. Checking the calendar, it's been 18 months since I last got laid, and almost seven years since I last got some for free, so maybe it's time for a romp. But how can an inexperienced guy perform for such elegant-looking courtesans with their white painted faces? One clumsy move and she's gonna turn her nose up in disdain while making some snarky comment in Thai for the benefit of the girls listening outside the room. Goodbye, boner.
>>2893376Jokes on you. I just contacted my landlord and he agreed that we can raise the rent and I can now pay him 201k. Take that, begpacker loser.
>>2893376I live a 10 minute walk from The Residences at Mandarin Oriental which has rentals for like 200k baht and up to like 2 mil monthly. After watching a video about that place, I've made it my goal to one day rent there for a year. Maybe in a few years if I sell my house in USA or when bitcoin decides to stop shitting the bed.
>>2893384>Checking the calendar, it's been 18 months since I last got laid, and almost seven years since I last got some for free, so maybe it's time for a romp. But how can an inexperienced guy perform for such elegant-looking courtesans with their white painted faces?Spit some game to a darky non-working woman. Say sawathi kahp and if she seems friendly ask about the durian superstition and tell her you have a fat white dick through google translate
>>2893388People here are very trusting and show no signs of wariness or unease around a stranger, even in an isolated outdoor recreation area with few other people around. Being accepted and treated well as an outsider in a high-trust society is a privilege that I refuse to abuse by behaving like a shameless pajeet.
I unironically like living like a poorfag and I do it even though I'm not one. Materialism is gay.
>there's a mentally ill homeless person shitting up these threads daily>jannies know>the posts keep comingrough
Koh Phangan has changed a lot over the last decade or so that I’ve been visiting there. It used to be the chill hippy island and now it’s turning into Bali 2.0. Everything is getting expensive and instead of chill hippies, there are drunken eurotrash bros all over the place blasting music on their strapped on JBL speakers on otherwise tranquil beaches (this is far away from haad rin and not during full moon party time of month). Sad, it used to be my favorite place in Thailand.
>>2893410Gatekeep everything you care about
>>2893396>People here are very trusting and show no signs of wariness or unease around a stranger, even in an isolated outdoor recreation area with few other people around. Being accepted and treated well as an outsider in a high-trust society is a privilege that I refuse to abuse by behaving like a shameless pajeet.If you're scared, wait another 7 years with your hands folded like a good little cuck
I literally cringe at some of you people. I wouldn't retire in this shitstain of a country unless I had at least $10k a month. Which is more than feasible coming from a western country. This country really is a dumping grounds for losers. After 1-2 years no one wants to survive off of cheap street slop like Pad Kra Pao or Khao Man Gai. No wonder the thai zoomers are being bitchy about older men, you've simps have ruined this place.
>>2893450chinese boomers are the nail in the coffin
>>2893450>No wonder the thai zoomers are being bitchy about older men, yoThey're complaining about paypig retards like you. If you have fun with local normal people and dont try to hide in the reddit boomer bubble no one gets mad and its better for your soul
>>2893456Nope, I got zoomer retards and tbqh it not fully a westerner problem. There a shitload of korean/JP simps sending these girls thousands of baht a month and gifting them iphone pro maxes on the first date.
>>2893450>$10k per month99 percentile. Maybe you have a point about anyone who isn't in the 99 percentile across the board is a loser
>>2893469it's the opposite. if you're 99 percentile in wealth you're an insecure loser with no innate sense of self worth so you have to copepensate. But no one cares. You can pay money for people to pretend to like you, but you can't make people like you.
>>2893469Not even, $10k a month is fucking nothing if you work a real job in the west.>>2893478Lots of inference there buddy, i would take it seriously if there weren’t so many of you tards trying to move here with your paltry funds, trying to skirt visa rules and falling for dumb thai scams like the dtv visa.
>>2893488>dumb thai scams like the dtv visa.How's that a scam? People are getting 5 year visas for nothing. If you were an early adopter you made out well.
>>2893384>Checking the calendar, it's been 18 months since I last got laidThis fucking general I swear
>>2893384>Checking the calendar, it's been 18 months since I last got laidBased
>>2893488It's 99th percentile. This is not up for debate anon. But maybe you're right that only the 99th percentile are real jobs.>>2893478What is this projection? There are many reasons accrue wealth and there's something wrong with you if you don't. Even cells store resources for the future.
>>2893497I haven’t had sex since oct 2024. Last time I had sex with a non hook was sept 2018
>>2893521>goes 3000 miles to be near women he wants to fuck>8 years without sex>will never see them again>still too much of a scared bitch to say hi
>>2893491DTV is not a scam, it's paying a fat fee to stay here 180 days at a time. And to do this the government makes you prove that you are working online, instead of just taking your money and giving you the visa.>>2893450It's not the money or lack thereof that makes expats in Thailand look like losers. It's the utter aimlessness of living in Thailand as a solo foreigner with no family, no real friends, nothing to do besides consoom. Interesting that nobody in Thailand asks me "why are you here?" In India and Nepal, I got asked that question dozens of times. But it's not considered a proper question to ask here.>>2893456As Thai boys become richer, there is less and less incentive for young girls to chase old white guys. I see so many sixteen year olds driving expensive motorbikes around, dining out, and living privileged lives with their friends. >>2893460It's mostly their parents who are spoiling them. Lower birthrates + increased affluence = much more money to spend on each kid.
>>2893525>Interesting that nobody in Thailand asks me "why are you here?" In India and Nepal, I got asked that question dozens of times. But it's not considered a proper question to ask here.I hate that question. It says more about their self-image in relation to the world than it says about their attitude towards you though imo. Indians and Chinese will ask it because they perceive themselves as underdogs that most of the world hates. Koreans and Italians will never ask it because they have soft power and think the outside world is obsessed with them. Americans will never ask it, even as they hate foreigners, because they assume America is the best. I think Thai people aren't asking it because they know they're one of the most visited countries in the world.
>>2893528They know you're there to coom.
>>2893525>fat feeHoly fuck you cunts are poor
>>2893525>thai boys get richerLmao this country on its last legs. Thais are so retarded they took out debt for personal consumption and couldn’t escape the middle income trap. We’ll be back to this country being a bigger brothel very soon.
>>2893589I don't understand but based
>>2893589About 1/4 of debt in the west is for personal consumption. Only reason we aren't as fucked is because of social systems in every country establishing a baseline.
>tfw single white aussie going to bangkok for a few days as part of a larger tripdon't even fuck with hookers and now I already look bad
>>2893616Don’t worry, the guy was a native bong. Probably still has the accent.
About to fuck my first freelancer. Got her all night. Any advice?
>>2893616As if anyone cares you dumb cuntAnd if they do point out that Sydney and Melbourne has more whorehouses than all of Thailand
>>2893569Every arriviste in Asia is a nigger rich larper with no worldly acumen. Read a book, nigga
>>2893611Thailand is 90% think about that shit 90%. Do you know how many cars here are bought for status when the owner can’t even afford fuel.This country is tethered with japan and japan is shitting the bed. I wholly suspect another IMF round 2 and this time it gonna be even worst since last time they pretty much gutted the banking sector here.
>>2893629>country gets flooded with new money retards that have no decorum>the natives become new money retards that have no decorumThey should have been more selective of foreigners and less reliant on mass tourism. I agree it will crash soon. It needs to crash. But that will just boost tourism even more and exacerbate their social issues further.
>>2893631Who cares, clearly the elite can’t manag the previous windfall they had. At least you’ll be able to fuck sino-thais and luk kreung thais for cheap lel.
>>2893620Girl or ladyboy?
>>2893629Most put it at ~60% but you're probably right once you account for unofficial data like family, friends, or loan sharks.
>>2893631This is the same with any industry btw. E.g if you rely on cheap immigrant labour you end up in a spiral like this. Same for energy reliance, once you're reliant on one form it's almost impossible to reverse it without economic downturn and it's simply due to financial and political timelines.This is why the EU is cooked (with exceptions) because they have a reliance on bad energy and cheap labour.
100 baht gets you a whopper load of durian in the Trat market. It's great. I plan to eat a whole durian every day while I am here.>>2893629>owner can't even afford fuelThey all drive pickup trucks, which are the primary cargo vehicles in the outlying provinces. Plenty of ways to make money with a pickup truck. >>2893569A tourist visa is 2000 baht and good for 60 days. A DTV visa is good for 180 days, three times longer, so it should be somewhere around 6000 baht, right? Nope, it's 10000. Thus you pay more per day for a DTV than you do for a tourist visa. >>2893589Debt is the basis of every thriving modern economy, dumbass. It's what keeps everyone locked into the system. As long as the currency remains strong, expansion of the money supply through debt is always going to be conducive to growth and prosperity, though at the cost of high social inequality. John Maynard Keynes was right all along.>>2893631Thailand's economy not going to crash unless there is a panic event. But the world is so interconnected that the global elite will do everything in their power to quell such a rout. They won't sit back and watch the entire Asian financial industry melt down like they did back in '97.Comparing India to Thailand, the differences are tremendous, and it's clear how much Thailand is doing right. The Thai baht remains at its historical average against the USD, even as massive public investments continue to improve life all across the country and ensure the continued strength of the royal dynasty. While Thailand is as corrupt as any Asian country, their palm-greasing actually gets roads, schools, and hospitals built to a good quality standard with maybe 10% skimmed off the top...versus India's public officials looting 90% of public funds and then doing the shittiest job possible with what's left. 1 baht bought 1.6 rupees back in 2012, today it buys almost 2.9
>>2893525>as Thai boys get richer Peak delusion buddy.There’s a couple lil Thai niggas who’s dad owns a fleet of Isuzus or has a phat durian farm goin on, but most of them are just stocking bars or scrambling around jobsites.Regardless, cream of the crop Thai bitches aren’t going to get caught with some balding western faggot. They’ll clandestinely sideline for a rich cricket dick chink. You gotta really go asiatic Mr. Chu graceful Thai fluency if you want to explore that market.Otherwise it’s that black skinned single mothers
>>2893621Don’t they usually get defenestrated/balcony’d in Aus?
>inb4 that durian looks disgusting!It's overripe, just how I like it. Maximum pungency, creaminess and flavor. It digests so much smoother when it's super ripe. Unripe durian is too fibrous and sits like a lump in the belly.You're not supposed to combine durian with seafood, but this crab claw curry dish was amazing. Only 160 baht at the local spot here in Trat, and there was a nice piece of crab in every bite.>>2893649You forgot about the hypergamy factor. Only 5-10% of longhaired Thai boys are riding high on daddy's money, but they draw in all of the most attractive teenies like bees to honey, because youthful looks, a nice motorbike and a fun-loving attitude are what matters most to girls at that age. Not cash in hand from a sugar daddy. Virtually every Thai female who focuses on milking sugar daddies is 20+ years old, even if she claims to be 18 in order to give her sugar daddy that "barely legal" thrill.
>>2893648There's good debt and bad debt anon, good debt can be things like a mortgage or a business loan while bad debt is consumer goods that generate no value. The same 60% with bad debt also have no emergency funds in Thailand and that's just bad economy all round when that's the case so anon is probably right that it will swing down.
>>2893659I hear it way higher than 60% and it all concentrated in personal debt. That dude a retard. Good debt is used to buy assets, thailand should have used it to leap frog up the manufacturing chain, but decided to instead focus on tourism. Like I said it gonna be IMF bailout round 2 soon and it not gonna be pretty. I wonder what industry they’re gonna fuck up this time. Last time it was all the local banks.I could see the car manufacturing industry getting hit.
>>2893648Thailand is at the end stages of its development and India is still getting started. India has a birth rate around replacement and a young population pyramid. Thailand is already old and dying. Once you get old you dont have the workforce to keep getting richer and all you can do is stay where you are. If it won't crash all it will do is stagnate. India will be unrecognizably better in 20 years>>2893649>Regardless, cream of the crop Thai bitches aren’t going to get caught with some balding western faggot. They’ll clandestinely sideline for a rich cricket dick chink. You gotta really go asiatic Mr. Chu graceful Thai fluency if you want to explore that market.>Otherwise it’s that black skinned single mothersCompeting on access to resources has always been a fool's errand. Bill Gates couldn't even win at that game. If you're a boomer and all you have to offer is your pension, good luck when there's tens of millions of excess chink simp males trying to play the same game. If you want to win against the chinese hoard you have to play on an entirely different battlefield. You have to bring language, game, or looks to the table, or anything besides money, to carve your niche
>>2893648>A tourist visa is 2000 baht and good for 60 days. A DTV visa is good for 180 days, three times longer, so it should be somewhere around 6000 baht, right? Nope, it's 10000. Thus you pay more per day for a DTV than you do for a tourist visa.And does the 4000 baht difference cover the traveling you will have to do on visa runs? Goddamn, your economic literacy is garbage and you’re also insanely poor if 4,000 baht over half a year is a meaningful expense to you. That’s about 22 baht a day, or $0.66
>>2893648lmao what shithole are you from that makes you apply for a visa to Thailand rather than in arrival10000 baht for a 5 year visa isn't muchEven the basic gold visa isn't much back in the day when you add itYou come into this thread writing constant blogpots and calling anyone who earns an average western paypigs like a screeching hysterical schizo but also expect people to take you seriously DTV is a good fucking deal and your an idiot or perhaps just jealous for not admitting that
>>2893687>come into this thread writing constant blogpots and calling anyone who earns an average western paypigs like a screeching hysterical schizo
>>2893687Lol seething paypig
>>2893659American detected
>>2893636Girl. Early 20s. Young and fit and beautiful. But I still think she’s gonna try to steal my wallet tonight if I leave it haha
>>2893779Hide your cash and critical docs in a hard to reach area. Fix your own drinks.
>>2893780I was going to get a cocktail with her before. Relax a bit. Bad idea?
>>2893726You're the one paying for a visa nigga lmaoSeek help thirdie
>>2893781That’s fine. Hide your shit just in case. Don’t come back here crying.
>>2893781>>2893788put your money and passport in a safe if you're worried but it's highly unlikelythat said the only people ever causing drama in the news are lb's and it's because most of them are shabuheadsRegular women aren't really thieves and most condos/hotels will take their ID down anyway to prevent issues
is Krabi better than Phuket?
>>2893788Locked my suitcase, wallet and valuables in a safe. Will report back here tomorrow.
>>2893816That’s a big safe.
>>2893817For you
>>2893755You're detector is fake and gay. I was born in cUKistan.Here's another couple of examples>Borrowing money to learn a trade and pay for your own tools>Borrowing money to study black history or ww2If you can't differentiate between the two you're ngmi
>>2893779What a moron
>>2893814Depends on what you are looking for. Phuket has fantastic beaches, dining, a pretty decent shopping mall in case you need to buy clothes or electronics or whatever. But it’s also crowded, has traffic, and is full of roided up dudes with massive egos ripping around on their bikes trying to be a Big Man. Krabi is peaceful, charming, wonderful nature, and significantly cheaper than Phuket. But don’t expect much in the way of creature comforts or nightlife. Ao Nang is basically an Indian enclave but it’s also the jumping off point to get to Railay Beach, which is beautiful and chill and laid back, great place to spend a few days vegging out. Krabi Town itself is quite unremarkable and doesn’t have many redeeming features imo.
>>2893810Theft is overall very rare in Thailand. You can tell by how people leave valuables unsecured on a regular basis without fear. When I dined in India, somebody always had their eyes on me just in case I decided to walk out without paying. That's not the case here. It's still a high trust society. Bangkok and Pattaya, not so much...I would be more careful with my money in those places.
>>2893816I fucked it, lads.She wanted money upfront. I thought that was a scam technique and said I pay after (I had the money ready to go). She left.I clowned so fucking hard lmao. Can’t believe I managed to bag fumble a prostitute.
>>2893838Better than folding her in a suitcase heyI had some ho bail on me tonight when I said we should get a drink outside first.
Every day I have so many positive interactions with people here in Trat. The locals are genuinely glad that a foreigner is hanging around their pleasant little town during the rainy season - and rainy it is. Every day the cloudy skies pour down rain at completely random times. The people clearly enjoy the wet season weather, with high temps barely reaching 29 C. You sure don't encounter such good-natured attitudes when it's 36 C and blazing sunshine. Once you get used to the 90% humidity, it feels refreshing to walk around, with only a little stickiness. There are a lot of pleasant public spaces within walking distance of the center. Population density here is on par with the American Midwest; only the street food market is crowded. After four nights conclude at this hotel I'd like to move to a local guesthouse. Get a room that's a little more cute and tasteful, with a pleasant view out the window. Nothing wrong with using Agoda to squeeze a large investor-owned hotel for a 30% discount on an A/C room, but staying in the old riverside community means putting cash directly into the pockets of the people who own and care for the place.
>>2893839>>2893838>paypigs cant even get sex by paying anymorecheap chads won
>>2893838Heh heh don't beat yourself up. She absolutely wanted to get more money from you later on down the road.When I was with the orange snackhog and took a break after 15 minutes of pounding away at her big sloppy pussy, she used that pause as a handy excuse to demand additional payment if I wanted to continue. Like a little bitch I tucked my pecker into my pants and walked with her all sweaty and reeking of sexstink to the ATM to satisfy her financial cravings. She bought me some grilled bananas from an old lady on the way back as a gesture of thanks. Then I went full Genghis Khan on that pussy, mauling it against my long dong until finally busting a triple load of cum. Took days for the muscle soreness to subside after that.
>>2893847Honestly, I would’ve paid extra if I knew it guaranteed me a night of sex. Oh well, time for my plan B ho.
>>2893847you can get girls of this caliber frequently, for free, if you have a little skill
>>2893838lmao, go to a nuru and forget about it you absolute retard>>2893847>the cute little bit of herpes poking out
>>2893851>a night of sexFrom what I've heard the girls don't want to spend the night with their customers anymore. They all want to get dressed, get paid and be out the door within five minutes after you bust your nut. You can thank smartphones for that. Her next customer is going to text her, you're gonna look over her shoulder and say "who's that?" She can't run the risk that you'll get jealous and randomly chokefuck her to death at 2:30 AM. Or you can be a complete cuck, give her space, say "I don't mind", and she starts flirting on videochat with some other guy while laying in your bed. How does your Plan B handle such scenarios?
>>2893846>paypiggyI’m a gigabrad and I’m filtering whores Anyways it’s getting late and she hasn’t had chad msg her but just now she wants to go out. Sorry bitch I’m watching Human Vapor
>>2893856You mean that white zit? That's what you get when you don't wash your face after eating greasy Asian food. (One of my pet peeves here, no place to wash hands or face after a meal. Everyone says "just use a napkin" like come on, paper doesn't clean your greasy mouth any better than it cleans your poopy butthole. At least Indian restaurants always provided facilities for hand and face washing.) The photo was a bit of camera-rape. She was embarrassed that I'd stick my phone in her face and take her photo without her face being made up. She was the most hygienic of the five women I have been intimate with. The other four were all American. One of the American foids was clean despite being homeless living in a van - our first "date" was bathing in an irrigation canal together kekekek - the other three were smelly unwashed cocksleeves desperate to be ridden.
>>2893847this was posted last year lol
>>2893857>she starts flirting on videochat with some other guy while laying in your bed. How does your Plan B handle such scenarios?Kick her out if its your place. If its her place go home. ghost her. it's not a shit test if she disrespects you like that. it means the relationship is over and you should find a new girl
>>2893862>She was the most hygienic of the five women I have been intimate with.wife material then
>>2893851Update on plan b ho
>>2893870Nothing special. 40 year old with big tits for one hour, 1500.
>>2893871Damn. You can do better son. Does it have to be tonight?
>>2893873Sunk cost fallacy, I just want to orgasm at this point. I’m actually going out for a (non paid) date with this pretty German girl tomorrow.
>>2893871streetwalker chink hags in america try to fuck me for less than that
>>2893873>>2893875It was pretty good. She had a hot body. I salvaged something from this shitty night so I can’t complain.
>>2891474You're retarded, I know people who have taken DNA tests. Thai Chinese are reliably Chinese, usually 70%+.