RIP Bozo Edition>Last Thread: >>2897876>What is this thread? Why are there two generals?/rcg/ was initially created as a way for the roller coaster enthusiasts on here to discuss all things roller coasters and theme parks. While roller coasters are the main focus of these threads (and the title of the general) there is also discussion on other theme parks, their rides, as well as the parks themselves and trip planning too. That's where /tpg/ comes in.>Can I talk about Disney/Universal parks in this thread?Absolutely! Disney/Universal discussion of all sorts including rides/resorts/dining/trip planning is OK.General Rules:1. Talk about Theme Parks and/or Rollercoasters.2. There is no second rule.Park Crowd Tracker:>https://queue-times.com/en-US/parksCurrent and historical wait times tracker:>https://www.thrill-data.com/Roller Coaster Database:>https://rcdb.com/Amusement Park News Sites:>https://www.themeparkinsider.com/>https://www.screamscape.com/>https://www.coaster101.com/Disney Park News:>https://www.wdwnt.com/>https://www.wdwmagic.com/>https://www.allears.net>https://www.mousesteps.comUniversal Park News:>https://www.insideuniversal.net
>f&f op instead of d23 figment opdie
>>2904033Thoosies win againDisneycels left reeling
>>2904033If any of the big announcements had actual concept art they'd be in the op
We are so fucking back Eurobroshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPI3FGm4rNQ
>>2904046This is really interesting. I never thought nuDis would be capable of removing an IP off an attraction, even one that was so haphazardly applied and thematically retarded. I'm cautiously optimistic Disney is done being retarded.
>>2904033Chadfinder is simply too white for /tpg/cels
>>2904033>either of those instead of katie We all lost.
Threadly list of Disney/Universal announcements and dates for your convenience:D23 Edition with very few timelines knownFlorida:>Monsters Inc. at Studios opens 2027 w/ 3D movie, Door Coaster later>"Tropical Americas" (Encanto, Carousel, and Indiana Jones retheme of Dinosaur) opens 2027>Disco Yeti fixed soon>Front Tire Land circa 2028>Liberty Belle Steamship intact June 2026 https://wdwnt.com/2026/06/fourth-magic-kingdom-ferryboat-takes-shape-backstage-at-disney-world/>Carousel of Progress: Life of a Boomer edition opening 2027>Spaceship Earth and Journey Into Imagination overhauls Soon (TM)>Villains Land 2028?>Volcano Bay closed Oct 26, 2026 thru Mar 24, 2027>Lost Continent demolition underway>Replacement for Poseidon's Fury to be built by Intamin>Jurassic Park River Adventure closed thru Nov 19 2026>F&F coaster opens 2027>Horror Make-Up show closed for major refurb, re-opening late 2026>5 months (2026) passes available for Universal/Islands>Disney Studios Animation Courtyard opens Sept 14California:>Fast and Furious coaster still set for "Summer 2026">Mike & Sully closes 2027, becoming Avatar >Autopia going All-Electric by Feb 2027>Tomorrowland overhaul sometimeEurope:>Lion King Splash Mountain water ride at Paris Studio park, late 2027 at the earliest>New scenes in Rivers of the Far West in 2026>Space Mountain reverting to Jules Verne theme>Universal UK set for 2031Asia:>Multi-launch Spider-man coaster at Shanghai DL>Spider-Man Drop Tower at Hong Kong DL, Doc Ock>Wreck-It-Ralph/Sugar Rush omnirover shooter replaces Buzz Lightyear in Tokyo by April 2027>Tokyo Disneyland Space Mountain: Earthrise closed until 2027 for ground-up rebuild (façade complete now!)>Tokyo maybe razing Adventureland 2026 or later?>DisneySea Aquatopia closing 5ever Sept 14Did I miss anything?
>>2904093>Did I miss anything?Shrubbery update? Any word on the tree situation at Epcot?
>>2904031test
>>2904093Wait, where the hell did they say the Animal Kingdom stuff opens in 2027? I thought only Monstropolis was given a date.
>>2904050Didn’t the Tarzan treehouse get reverted to Swiss family Robinson
>>2904093What’s going on with Volcano Bay?
>>2904096You missed the shrubbery and foliage panel at D23?
Im heading to Cedar Point for a solo one day trip in the middle of a road trip. Since ill only have one day, is it worth it to stay at the Breakers for early entry? I want to ride everything
My home park is finally getting a much-needed kids area revamp actually befitting Yukon Territory. I can only hope they bring Yankee Harbor back someday.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAcOtElXk_wLost Island is getting the first Wild Moose as a family shuttle coaster interacting with the path and log flume.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTKsR0G9AAY
Lion King boat ride apparently uses a propulsion system instead of currents to move the boats. My guess would be LIMs of some kind as localised water jets powerful enough to move the boats would result in a current anyway (Universal patented a rudder style system that controls speed in a current). The test track had some suspicious stuff in it that could be LIMsAside from fixing log jams with should mean that it can slow/stop the boats for story scenes and time them so they get to a scene at the start of a loop. Wonder if it could also mean you get multiple boats in a scene to make them longer without killing capacity.
>>2904114Just closed all 'winter' for maintenance, water parks have LOTS of things that need a bunch of upkeep and Volcano Bay has barely had any closing time since 2020 for staff to deal with anything.
>>2904105That's just old news from the 2024 announcement, since Disney hasn't put out any date update since, 2027 remains the only date I have.https://disneyparksblog.com/wdw/tropical-americas-encanto-indiana-jones-animal-kingdom/
>>2904046They better bring this motherfucker back, he's lived rent-free in my head since I was like 5
>>2904193Hard to see them not. They're opening up the observation area again and bringing back the cannon firing effect.I'd also suspect they'll use a load of the projection stuff currently there
>>2904093>be theme park thread>OP posts 47 bullet points>every single one is Disney or Universal>literally not a single other park mentionedSeaWorld? >lost at sea Busch Gardens? >hiding in a bush Six Flags? >sent to the shadow realmDollywood? >apparently doesn’t existKnoebels? >never heard of herHersheypark? >must be a chocolate-themed Disney subsidiaryEuropa-Park? >Europn’tPhantasialand? >sounds made upAlton Towers? >towerposting apparently forbiddenPortAventura? >OP has never crossed an international borderEfteling? >woodland creature detected, ignoredTivoli? >too busy being one of the oldest amusement parks on EarthEverland? Lotte World? Nagashima Spa Land?>WHO>ARE>THEY“Did I miss anything?”>yesthe other 99% of the theme park industrythread title says ALL THEME PARKSOP interpreted this as “please summarize the Mouse and the Peacock’s corporate memos”>at this point just rename the thread “Disney/Universal Quarterly Earnings Call”can’t wait for the next update>new Frozen bathroom coming to EPCOT in 2028>Universal replacing one toilet with a Minionevery other park in the world >simultaneously opens the greatest coaster ever builtOP: “Did I miss anything?”>GO>FUCK >YOURSELF >YOU >FUCKING >DISNEY >ADULT>FAGGOT
>>2904093I guarantee this chode is Poseidon Entertainment
>>2904204As funny that would be, I doubt he could handle the typical postings around here.
>>2904203Solid bait, but you forgot something very important.I don't actually go to the parks, I merely enjoy autisticly documenting them for the benefit of lurkers planning their vacations and to watch everything Walt and Roy created slowly but surely come undone.
>>2904208>solid baitMore like Master bait, nigger
>>2904165Are you getting fast lane?
>>2904212
>>2904213I will if it necessary. It might be a once in a lifetime trip so I’m willing to buy it and stay in the breakers if it means I get to do eveything in one day
>mfw Americans will never get coasters this good
>>2904203Why didn’t you mention every other park in the world? You’re no better than he is.
>>2904217If it’s once in a lifetime definitely get it. No need to ride “everything” though. They only has 5 exceptional rides that you can’t find elsewhere - Steel Vengeance, Siren’s Curse, Millennium Force, Top Thrill 2 and Maverick. The rest consist of not very interesting family coasters, boiler plate B&Ms, and two full size arrows (Magnum sucks but some people love it, plus it’s historically significant as the first hyper). The train also has some nice scenes going from north to the south. I’d focus on these unless you’re collecting credits or something.
>>2904222Bro has no face.
>>2904222At least Americans know how to tilt their cameras 90 degrees
>>2904093>Did I miss anything?News from parks that aren't Disney and Universal.
>>2904096Do fake themed plants count?I do think it'll look really cool actually once it's finished
>>2904238All 16,739 of them?
Despite considerable evidence to the contrary, I believe that no one actually enjoys wild mouse coasters.
>>2904246That's a good starting point
>>2904250Waste of time.
As much of a faggot as poseidon is, I am very impressed that he either doesn’t have a patreon or doesn’t mention it much. I also don’t remember there being an ad break on his video despite getting many views quickly. This is extra noble considering how apparently poor he is, complaining about how much his one day Dallas trip cost him. Noble or retarded.
>>2904258The only person who would talk about him as much as you do is either 1) his lover or 2) him.
>>2904265I haven’t posted about him in weeks though. Is that still too much?
>>2904093It will never not be funny how well this bait works
>>2904203Bodied that freakShrub status?>Shrub status?Shrub status?>Shrub status?Shrub status?>Shrub status?
>>2904273It really doesn’t. Everyone who “takes” the bait is a ritualposter. The ritualposters’ bait is what actually works, since it’s irresistible to tell them why the original poster is not required to find updates for any non-Disney/Universal park.
>>2904266Any amount is too much. The only approved jewtoobers are:1. /our/guy2. /our/girl3. Expedition Theme Park Maybe that coaster couple that are in a different fucking park just about every single day. You know the one, with the weird looking dude and the blonde wife
>>2904278>Maybe that coaster couple that are in a different fucking park just about every single day. You know the one, with the weird looking dude and the blonde wifeHow TF did I automatically know you were talking about coasterstudios. They’ve been around forever. He also likes to watch his wife fuck other dudes while he puts together model rollercoasters. I know this bc I’ve worked at a dip n dots stand for many years
>>2904277Which is the greater bait?The bait or the bait that follows it?
>>2904281I saw them at Fun Spot on its last day. Many people cheered.>>2904278What about Air Time Thrills? Seems like a nice guy. Takes his kids to the parks with him.
>>2904282Almost none of the original post is bait. It’s genuinely useful information. I wasn’t here but I imagine that originally, it didn’t end with “did I miss anything?” (this is the bait) He added that to play along with the ritualposters.
None of this discussion pertains to Disney/D23? Is that allowed?
>>2904285Why does people discussing Disney make you feel so insecure?
>>2904278I've been watching this family on and off. This one has a funny bit where the father and daughter want to stay and ride Iron Gwazi one more time and the mom is visibly upset and wants to leave.https://youtu.be/bQMexJM720A?si=zich51RWMinK71uS&t=2031Then there's this one where the daughter gets stung by a bee and the dad makes her ride X2.https://youtu.be/tTclwpxh7kA?si=LEnUrq7lWFrn9kB7&t=1999
>>2904285No. We urgently need a TTC shrubbery status update to cleanse all these non-park discussions.X2? What the fuck is even that? A mickey mouse t-shirt size?
>>2904283I give airtime thrills money every month
>>2904292When will this guy >>2904093 get with the times and start including Disney landscaping news? Makes me wonder if he even gives a shit about real Disney news in the first place.
>>2904296>Disney landscapingWhat would there be besides Epcot festivals?
>>2904297Ohoh, that's just the tip of the iceberg buddy. You don't even realize.
>>2904297Are you fucking serious?
Parking lot coasters fans SEETHING
I look at this and all I see are screens. I wish I could be more hyped over it
>>2904320Where's the bloody landscaping?
It is with great displeasure I report to you that the chicken tendies at the Cabana Bay hotel, that were great two years ago and two years before that, are now completely different, and among the worst tendies I've ever had. They were soft and seemed like something you'd make in an oven and never buy again. The fries are also worse now, but still good because it's hard to mess up fries. They messed up the tendies though.
>>2904320They said there would also be physical sets, but I'll give you that the picture alone doesnt show that off very well.It's at least cool to see Dr Facilier front and center, I guess they know they fucked up by not including him in Tiana's Bayou Adventure.
>>2904093>Villains Land 2028no way in HELL this is happening. More like 2031 with Piston Peak in 2029.Also you havent mentioned there is a Garmendale Engineering ride for Lost Continent. What looks like an interactive omnimover. There are permits submitted for IOA.
anyone else riden Hyperia at Thorpe Park recently? the 2 year old coaster is pretty much unrideable on most rows. That Mack rattle is beyond an inconvenience now. Best first drop in the world not joking, the rest of the ride is short and feels like being in a washing machine
>>2904383>Mack rattleThey deserve more shit for this.
>>2904374/our/girl needs to get married, otherwise people will think her very weird and stop trusting her >t. K never trusted her already bc she’s far too old and I know the whole thing is a gimmick TickTock. You can’t fool these autists forever
>>2904111https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G432v56FqVQMore or less. It's technically it's own theme now (Adventureland Treehouse) with a not-Robinson family living there. They did bring back the Swisskapolka music which is nice, but the water wheel and bamboo-bucket pulley seem to have problems working most of the time.
>>2904401This is 100% truth. Isn’t she over 30? Chick needs to get wifed up and start making little theme park babies asap otherwise people will know there’s sis thing deeply wrong with her
>>2904467Never trust an unmarried chick over 24. 28 at the absolute limit
>>2904410This shit is why I love Busch Gardens. wtf are you looking at? Fake plastic trees, fake animal noises, fake eveything. Why not go see real trees and real animals and real eveything? >i don’t see the appeal of all the plastic. It reminds me of an Orlando McDonald’s from the 1990s or a rainforest cafe
>>2904374Can you please stop posting this ugly literal who e-thot, this is not K-pop general and this is off topic for travel
>>2904471I don't like the constant shilling and simping but it is definitely on-topic.>>2904470Are there any theme parks on the worst coast (west coast) that have real trees and real animals? There's a kiddie park near where I am (Gilroy Gardens) but that's the only thing that comes to mind.
Did you know there's another chick on YouTube called Coaster Katie? Completely different girl.
>>2904476Does she also aim for the wholesome shtick?
>>2904477Kind of neutral I think. And she just does it as a hobby really.
>>2904478What happens to these women after 35 when they “start” to get too old to be at theme parks all day without kids?
>>2904479I think you meant to write 25 there.If they're rich, they marry someone in their social circle who will give them 2.5 kids and multiple full-time nannies at a 1:1 ratio, thus allowing them to bring the children to the theme park, actually enjoy the theme park with their own children, and continue their one true love of getting likes and upvotes on social media.
>>2904401>>2904467>>2904468I thought she was 18.>>2904468I’m gonna ask the 28 year old I’m fucking to coom in her unprotected next week. She says she has an IUD and no STDs so that’s good enough for me.
>>2904485HPV called, it said, “there’s no genital warts on roller coasters, anon!”
>>2904489She said she hadn’t had sex in two year in a half. If she had something she’d know it by now.
>>2904471I never started posting ugly thots. If I do start I will be sure to stop.>>2904477Katie’s wholesomeness is real, not a shtick. She is a true homeschooled evangelical Christian girl.
>>2904495I don't wanna get into purity spirals on a roller coaster thread but my homeschooling parents would be incredibly ashamed if any of their daughters turned out like Katie. Social media is a sin, to say nothing of wearing short shorts. Actual homeschooled evangelical girls end up either as stay-at-home daughters or young wives/mothers. There is no place for an influencer in the traditional scheme, least of all a social media influencer.
>>2904470Busch’s trees are boring and I don’t care about animals. Tampa I mean. Williamsburg on the other hand is really pretty, though I still don’t care about their animals.
>>2904497Your parents’ opinion on sin is not special, nor is it necessarily correct.
The Six Flags app just stopped working. Won’t do anything without the update, which doesn’t exist.
>>2904472>Talking about some random e-celeb you are simping over but no one knows, their sex life and if she has STDs is totally on topic on the roller coaster and theme park travel thread No sex and simping posts are a direct rule here too. There are adult boards set up for you talk about whoever the fuck this is.
>>2904501Buggy software update or bold move to keep undesirables out?
>>2904502I personally haven't seen any notable Disney landscaping announcements. Where is the horticultural news?
>>2904503Probably a jeet pulling a prank because Android apparently got the update.
>>2904504Most admirable horticulture autist, do you have a list of theme parks with favorite/notable flora?
>>2904506Legoland Florida is a stealth garden park, being that it was formerly Cypress Gardens.
>>2904502I didn't say anything about her sex life. I admonish anyone who does. Katie will not have sex until the night she gets married. It will be somewhat painful but her tears will not be from the pain, but from the consummation of her marriage with her devout Christian husband.
>>2904509Nice, thank you for the tip.
>>2904506Knott's has some nice areasBGW of course, although it used to be betterDollywoodGilroy GardensSFOT isn't bad, surprisingly (used to be better)>>2904509Haven't been to Legoland but it looks nice in photos and have heard many people say it's pretty
>>2904512Haven't been to SFOT but all the photos I've seen make it look like a huge parking lot. Is there a specific section with a lot of nice plants? Or is it grandfathered in like Legoland Florida?
>>2904499Maybe I’m a national socialist, but how do you not care about animals? I go to zoos at least once every month or two. There’s a huge draw…
Trying to watch YouTube and all I can think abt is raping a baby into Katie... she knows it’s gonna happen and tries to scramble away only for me to grab her and force her back down on it. Pushing on her womb while frantically telling her im gonna put a baby in it
>>2904506>Busch Gardens Tampa>That feeling when >Get two free beers bc it’s Busch Gardens>Enjoy two free beers while watching orangutan family and little orangutan baby playing and cuddling >Malaysian tiger roars in background right before thunder hits from a summer thunderstorm >all the women around you look at you like, yeah this is awesome >very primal >if I wasn’t with my wife and kids I would be getting laid rt now
>>2904532She’s too old and it’s a fucking grift dude. She thinks autistic faggots like you actually believe some 30 something “Christian” is STILL saving herself for marriage while prostituting herself on the internet making videos. >newsflash. Christian women, esp those who save themselves for marriage, don’t make videos on the internet for dudes to goon over. Also, they are so high in demand that barely any make it past 20 without getting hitched, yet alone 30. It’s a fucking grift and autistic simps like you fell for it
>>2904531I enjoy it when they do tricks but I don’t give a fuck about seeing them just lying there or walking around. It’s honestly kind of self-congratulatory to enjoy that actually. You can see them doing far more interesting shit on nature shows, but that’s not as good to you because you aren’t there in person. It’s not about the animals, it’s about you.
>>2904534If she was 30 she would have had forehead lines for at least the last 5 years.
>>2904535Not him but different strokes different folks. It's neat/comfy >>for me<< to watch an animal for an hour or two. I sometimes watch livestreams too, but they're not as comfy as in-person in a zoo. Safaris are neat too, but too out of the way.
>>2904535You’re so full of shit dude. Honestly. The feeling when you’re a kid and you see real wild animals in person makes your body chemicals go all nuts and you love it if you’re normal and it stays with you forever. Then, you get to see your kids go through the same process and you love it even more. Maybe I’m just extreme right wing but I fucking love animals nature and conservation
>>2904536That neck is a dead giveaway. The hairline and veiny arms too. Chick is playing you and you’re falling for it hook line and sinker. >please sign up for my patrion
>>2904536I hate you all so very much for making me look this up, but the second result puts her at 44yo. Damn.
Your move, disneyfags.
>>2904532Already married m8:>Katie has also appeared on The Ride of Your Life Podcast multiple times. In a March 2025 episode, Katie and her husband Clint Kriner discussed their work, parks/coasters, and their faith.>S5E7: Catching Up With The Kriner's! (Featuring Clint & Katie Kriner of Katie's Coasters)
>>290454244 year old “Christian” virgin LMAO. You fuckin tards. Lmfaorotfl
>>2904543Based
>>2904539Never cared for them as a kid either, unless they were doing cool shit. I don’t want them to die though. I’m also into conservation.
>>2904543Just a couple weeks ago I saw some chubbs try to ride Mako in the back row. They tried, >once: shove down on chubby chubby >check system… nope >twice: down on chubby chubby >check system… nope >everybody already on the train waiting and rearing to go have fun wondering wtf is going on There was no thrice. He gave up after that and did the Chubbs walk down the stairs. >many such cases
>>2904551Don't have much experience with the morbidly obese, how chubby are we talking here? I remember riding the Mako and thinking the restraints could be tighter.
>>2904542>>2904546>>2904541If she’s 44 today does that mean she was 39 in this video? Damn, I guess white people don’t age poorly after all.https://youtu.be/7f6TOA8nj5U?is=yphQbKyxw5xsgu5I
>>2904553Honestly, I thought they could push down hard enough on the third try to make it work but by that point he was too embarrassed and everybody was staring at him. >if he was at Walmart you wouldn’t think he was fat, put it that way. It was on the line of obese/ morbidly obese
>>2904545>AI slop copypaste
>>2904545>>2904556>Kenzie and I love these two to death, and we're just so thankful for their friendship. So joining us this week in the virtual studio is Katie and her dad, Clint, known from the channel Katie's Coasters. How you guys doing?Took me 5 seconds to prove you wrong, retard.
>>2904551I consider myself a confident person but that’s because I have a life, mind and body worth being confident in. If I was so fat I couldn’t ride a coaster it would be the biggest shock to my self esteem, and I would work to slim down immediately. So I guess fat people have unconditional confidence - they are confident without having any reason to be.
>>2904554Looks like any other 38 years old’s youtube page.
