RIP Bozo Edition>Last Thread: >>2897876>What is this thread? Why are there two generals?/rcg/ was initially created as a way for the roller coaster enthusiasts on here to discuss all things roller coasters and theme parks. While roller coasters are the main focus of these threads (and the title of the general) there is also discussion on other theme parks, their rides, as well as the parks themselves and trip planning too. That's where /tpg/ comes in.>Can I talk about Disney/Universal parks in this thread?Absolutely! Disney/Universal discussion of all sorts including rides/resorts/dining/trip planning is OK.General Rules:1. Talk about Theme Parks and/or Rollercoasters.2. There is no second rule.Park Crowd Tracker:>https://queue-times.com/en-US/parksCurrent and historical wait times tracker:>https://www.thrill-data.com/Roller Coaster Database:>https://rcdb.com/Amusement Park News Sites:>https://www.themeparkinsider.com/>https://www.screamscape.com/>https://www.coaster101.com/Disney Park News:>https://www.wdwnt.com/>https://www.wdwmagic.com/>https://www.allears.net>https://www.mousesteps.comUniversal Park News:>https://www.insideuniversal.net
>f&f op instead of d23 figment opdie
>>2904033Thoosies win againDisneycels left reeling
>>2904033If any of the big announcements had actual concept art they'd be in the op
We are so fucking back Eurobroshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPI3FGm4rNQ
>>2904046This is really interesting. I never thought nuDis would be capable of removing an IP off an attraction, even one that was so haphazardly applied and thematically retarded. I'm cautiously optimistic Disney is done being retarded.
>>2904033Chadfinder is simply too white for /tpg/cels
>>2904033>either of those instead of katie We all lost.
Threadly list of Disney/Universal announcements and dates for your convenience:D23 Edition with very few timelines knownFlorida:>Monsters Inc. at Studios opens 2027 w/ 3D movie, Door Coaster later>"Tropical Americas" (Encanto, Carousel, and Indiana Jones retheme of Dinosaur) opens 2027>Disco Yeti fixed soon>Front Tire Land circa 2028>Liberty Belle Steamship intact June 2026 https://wdwnt.com/2026/06/fourth-magic-kingdom-ferryboat-takes-shape-backstage-at-disney-world/>Carousel of Progress: Life of a Boomer edition opening 2027>Spaceship Earth and Journey Into Imagination overhauls Soon (TM)>Villains Land 2028?>Volcano Bay closed Oct 26, 2026 thru Mar 24, 2027>Lost Continent demolition underway>Replacement for Poseidon's Fury to be built by Intamin>Jurassic Park River Adventure closed thru Nov 19 2026>F&F coaster opens 2027>Horror Make-Up show closed for major refurb, re-opening late 2026>5 months (2026) passes available for Universal/Islands>Disney Studios Animation Courtyard opens Sept 14California:>Fast and Furious coaster still set for "Summer 2026">Mike & Sully closes 2027, becoming Avatar >Autopia going All-Electric by Feb 2027>Tomorrowland overhaul sometimeEurope:>Lion King Splash Mountain water ride at Paris Studio park, late 2027 at the earliest>New scenes in Rivers of the Far West in 2026>Space Mountain reverting to Jules Verne theme>Universal UK set for 2031Asia:>Multi-launch Spider-man coaster at Shanghai DL>Spider-Man Drop Tower at Hong Kong DL, Doc Ock>Wreck-It-Ralph/Sugar Rush omnirover shooter replaces Buzz Lightyear in Tokyo by April 2027>Tokyo Disneyland Space Mountain: Earthrise closed until 2027 for ground-up rebuild (façade complete now!)>Tokyo maybe razing Adventureland 2026 or later?>DisneySea Aquatopia closing 5ever Sept 14Did I miss anything?
>>2904093>Did I miss anything?Shrubbery update? Any word on the tree situation at Epcot?
>>2904031test
>>2904093Wait, where the hell did they say the Animal Kingdom stuff opens in 2027? I thought only Monstropolis was given a date.
>>2904050Didn’t the Tarzan treehouse get reverted to Swiss family Robinson
>>2904093What’s going on with Volcano Bay?
>>2904096You missed the shrubbery and foliage panel at D23?
Im heading to Cedar Point for a solo one day trip in the middle of a road trip. Since ill only have one day, is it worth it to stay at the Breakers for early entry? I want to ride everything
My home park is finally getting a much-needed kids area revamp actually befitting Yukon Territory. I can only hope they bring Yankee Harbor back someday.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAcOtElXk_wLost Island is getting the first Wild Moose as a family shuttle coaster interacting with the path and log flume.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTKsR0G9AAY
Lion King boat ride apparently uses a propulsion system instead of currents to move the boats. My guess would be LIMs of some kind as localised water jets powerful enough to move the boats would result in a current anyway (Universal patented a rudder style system that controls speed in a current). The test track had some suspicious stuff in it that could be LIMsAside from fixing log jams with should mean that it can slow/stop the boats for story scenes and time them so they get to a scene at the start of a loop. Wonder if it could also mean you get multiple boats in a scene to make them longer without killing capacity.
>>2904114Just closed all 'winter' for maintenance, water parks have LOTS of things that need a bunch of upkeep and Volcano Bay has barely had any closing time since 2020 for staff to deal with anything.
>>2904105That's just old news from the 2024 announcement, since Disney hasn't put out any date update since, 2027 remains the only date I have.https://disneyparksblog.com/wdw/tropical-americas-encanto-indiana-jones-animal-kingdom/
>>2904046They better bring this motherfucker back, he's lived rent-free in my head since I was like 5
>>2904193Hard to see them not. They're opening up the observation area again and bringing back the cannon firing effect.I'd also suspect they'll use a load of the projection stuff currently there
>>2904093>be theme park thread>OP posts 47 bullet points>every single one is Disney or Universal>literally not a single other park mentionedSeaWorld? >lost at sea Busch Gardens? >hiding in a bush Six Flags? >sent to the shadow realmDollywood? >apparently doesn’t existKnoebels? >never heard of herHersheypark? >must be a chocolate-themed Disney subsidiaryEuropa-Park? >Europn’tPhantasialand? >sounds made upAlton Towers? >towerposting apparently forbiddenPortAventura? >OP has never crossed an international borderEfteling? >woodland creature detected, ignoredTivoli? >too busy being one of the oldest amusement parks on EarthEverland? Lotte World? Nagashima Spa Land?>WHO>ARE>THEY“Did I miss anything?”>yesthe other 99% of the theme park industrythread title says ALL THEME PARKSOP interpreted this as “please summarize the Mouse and the Peacock’s corporate memos”>at this point just rename the thread “Disney/Universal Quarterly Earnings Call”can’t wait for the next update>new Frozen bathroom coming to EPCOT in 2028>Universal replacing one toilet with a Minionevery other park in the world >simultaneously opens the greatest coaster ever builtOP: “Did I miss anything?”>GO>FUCK >YOURSELF >YOU >FUCKING >DISNEY >ADULT>FAGGOT
>>2904093I guarantee this chode is Poseidon Entertainment
>>2904204As funny that would be, I doubt he could handle the typical postings around here.
>>2904203Solid bait, but you forgot something very important.I don't actually go to the parks, I merely enjoy autisticly documenting them for the benefit of lurkers planning their vacations and to watch everything Walt and Roy created slowly but surely come undone.
>>2904208>solid baitMore like Master bait, nigger
>>2904165Are you getting fast lane?
>>2904212
>>2904213I will if it necessary. It might be a once in a lifetime trip so I’m willing to buy it and stay in the breakers if it means I get to do eveything in one day
>mfw Americans will never get coasters this good
>>2904203Why didn’t you mention every other park in the world? You’re no better than he is.
>>2904217If it’s once in a lifetime definitely get it. No need to ride “everything” though. They only has 5 exceptional rides that you can’t find elsewhere - Steel Vengeance, Siren’s Curse, Millennium Force, Top Thrill 2 and Maverick. The rest consist of not very interesting family coasters, boiler plate B&Ms, and two full size arrows (Magnum sucks but some people love it, plus it’s historically significant as the first hyper). The train also has some nice scenes going from north to the south. I’d focus on these unless you’re collecting credits or something.
>>2904222Bro has no face.
>>2904222At least Americans know how to tilt their cameras 90 degrees
>>2904093>Did I miss anything?News from parks that aren't Disney and Universal.
>>2904096Do fake themed plants count?I do think it'll look really cool actually once it's finished
>>2904238All 16,739 of them?
Despite considerable evidence to the contrary, I believe that no one actually enjoys wild mouse coasters.
>>2904246That's a good starting point
>>2904250Waste of time.
As much of a faggot as poseidon is, I am very impressed that he either doesn’t have a patreon or doesn’t mention it much. I also don’t remember there being an ad break on his video despite getting many views quickly. This is extra noble considering how apparently poor he is, complaining about how much his one day Dallas trip cost him. Noble or retarded.
>>2904258The only person who would talk about him as much as you do is either 1) his lover or 2) him.
>>2904265I haven’t posted about him in weeks though. Is that still too much?
>>2904093It will never not be funny how well this bait works
>>2904203Bodied that freakShrub status?>Shrub status?Shrub status?>Shrub status?Shrub status?>Shrub status?
>>2904273It really doesn’t. Everyone who “takes” the bait is a ritualposter. The ritualposters’ bait is what actually works, since it’s irresistible to tell them why the original poster is not required to find updates for any non-Disney/Universal park.
>>2904266Any amount is too much. The only approved jewtoobers are:1. /our/guy2. /our/girl3. Expedition Theme Park Maybe that coaster couple that are in a different fucking park just about every single day. You know the one, with the weird looking dude and the blonde wife
>>2904278>Maybe that coaster couple that are in a different fucking park just about every single day. You know the one, with the weird looking dude and the blonde wifeHow TF did I automatically know you were talking about coasterstudios. They’ve been around forever. He also likes to watch his wife fuck other dudes while he puts together model rollercoasters. I know this bc I’ve worked at a dip n dots stand for many years
>>2904277Which is the greater bait?The bait or the bait that follows it?
>>2904281I saw them at Fun Spot on its last day. Many people cheered.>>2904278What about Air Time Thrills? Seems like a nice guy. Takes his kids to the parks with him.
>>2904282Almost none of the original post is bait. It’s genuinely useful information. I wasn’t here but I imagine that originally, it didn’t end with “did I miss anything?” (this is the bait) He added that to play along with the ritualposters.
None of this discussion pertains to Disney/D23? Is that allowed?
>>2904285Why does people discussing Disney make you feel so insecure?
>>2904278I've been watching this family on and off. This one has a funny bit where the father and daughter want to stay and ride Iron Gwazi one more time and the mom is visibly upset and wants to leave.https://youtu.be/bQMexJM720A?si=zich51RWMinK71uS&t=2031Then there's this one where the daughter gets stung by a bee and the dad makes her ride X2.https://youtu.be/tTclwpxh7kA?si=LEnUrq7lWFrn9kB7&t=1999
>>2904285No. We urgently need a TTC shrubbery status update to cleanse all these non-park discussions.X2? What the fuck is even that? A mickey mouse t-shirt size?
>>2904283I give airtime thrills money every month
>>2904292When will this guy >>2904093 get with the times and start including Disney landscaping news? Makes me wonder if he even gives a shit about real Disney news in the first place.
>>2904296>Disney landscapingWhat would there be besides Epcot festivals?
>>2904297Ohoh, that's just the tip of the iceberg buddy. You don't even realize.
>>2904297Are you fucking serious?
Parking lot coasters fans SEETHING
I look at this and all I see are screens. I wish I could be more hyped over it
>>2904320Where's the bloody landscaping?
It is with great displeasure I report to you that the chicken tendies at the Cabana Bay hotel, that were great two years ago and two years before that, are now completely different, and among the worst tendies I've ever had. They were soft and seemed like something you'd make in an oven and never buy again. The fries are also worse now, but still good because it's hard to mess up fries. They messed up the tendies though.
>>2904320They said there would also be physical sets, but I'll give you that the picture alone doesnt show that off very well.It's at least cool to see Dr Facilier front and center, I guess they know they fucked up by not including him in Tiana's Bayou Adventure.
>>2904093>Villains Land 2028no way in HELL this is happening. More like 2031 with Piston Peak in 2029.Also you havent mentioned there is a Garmendale Engineering ride for Lost Continent. What looks like an interactive omnimover. There are permits submitted for IOA.
anyone else riden Hyperia at Thorpe Park recently? the 2 year old coaster is pretty much unrideable on most rows. That Mack rattle is beyond an inconvenience now. Best first drop in the world not joking, the rest of the ride is short and feels like being in a washing machine
>>2904383>Mack rattleThey deserve more shit for this.
>>2904111https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G432v56FqVQMore or less. It's technically it's own theme now (Adventureland Treehouse) with a not-Robinson family living there. They did bring back the Swisskapolka music which is nice, but the water wheel and bamboo-bucket pulley seem to have problems working most of the time.
>>2904401This is 100% truth. Isn’t she over 30? Chick needs to get wifed up and start making little theme park babies asap otherwise people will know there’s sis thing deeply wrong with her
>>2904467Never trust an unmarried chick over 24. 28 at the absolute limit
>>2904410This shit is why I love Busch Gardens. wtf are you looking at? Fake plastic trees, fake animal noises, fake eveything. Why not go see real trees and real animals and real eveything? >i don’t see the appeal of all the plastic. It reminds me of an Orlando McDonald’s from the 1990s or a rainforest cafe
>>2904374Can you please stop posting this ugly literal who e-thot, this is not K-pop general and this is off topic for travel
>>2904471I don't like the constant shilling and simping but it is definitely on-topic.>>2904470Are there any theme parks on the worst coast (west coast) that have real trees and real animals? There's a kiddie park near where I am (Gilroy Gardens) but that's the only thing that comes to mind.
Did you know there's another chick on YouTube called Coaster Katie? Completely different girl.
>>2904476Does she also aim for the wholesome shtick?
>>2904477Kind of neutral I think. And she just does it as a hobby really.
>>2904478What happens to these women after 35 when they “start” to get too old to be at theme parks all day without kids?
>>2904479I think you meant to write 25 there.If they're rich, they marry someone in their social circle who will give them 2.5 kids and multiple full-time nannies at a 1:1 ratio, thus allowing them to bring the children to the theme park, actually enjoy the theme park with their own children, and continue their one true love of getting likes and upvotes on social media.
>>2904485HPV called, it said, “there’s no genital warts on roller coasters, anon!”
>>2904471I never started posting ugly thots. If I do start I will be sure to stop.>>2904477Katie’s wholesomeness is real, not a shtick. She is a true homeschooled evangelical Christian girl.
>>2904495I don't wanna get into purity spirals on a roller coaster thread but my homeschooling parents would be incredibly ashamed if any of their daughters turned out like Katie. Social media is a sin, to say nothing of wearing short shorts. Actual homeschooled evangelical girls end up either as stay-at-home daughters or young wives/mothers. There is no place for an influencer in the traditional scheme, least of all a social media influencer.
>>2904470Busch’s trees are boring and I don’t care about animals. Tampa I mean. Williamsburg on the other hand is really pretty, though I still don’t care about their animals.
>>2904497Your parents’ opinion on sin is not special, nor is it necessarily correct.
The Six Flags app just stopped working. Won’t do anything without the update, which doesn’t exist.
>>2904472>Talking about some random e-celeb you are simping over but no one knows, their sex life and if she has STDs is totally on topic on the roller coaster and theme park travel thread No sex and simping posts are a direct rule here too. There are adult boards set up for you talk about whoever the fuck this is.
>>2904501Buggy software update or bold move to keep undesirables out?
>>2904502I personally haven't seen any notable Disney landscaping announcements. Where is the horticultural news?
>>2904503Probably a jeet pulling a prank because Android apparently got the update.
>>2904504Most admirable horticulture autist, do you have a list of theme parks with favorite/notable flora?
>>2904506Legoland Florida is a stealth garden park, being that it was formerly Cypress Gardens.
>>2904502I didn't say anything about her sex life. I admonish anyone who does. Katie will not have sex until the night she gets married. It will be somewhat painful but her tears will not be from the pain, but from the consummation of her marriage with her devout Christian husband.
>>2904509Nice, thank you for the tip.
>>2904506Knott's has some nice areasBGW of course, although it used to be betterDollywoodGilroy GardensSFOT isn't bad, surprisingly (used to be better)>>2904509Haven't been to Legoland but it looks nice in photos and have heard many people say it's pretty
>>2904512Haven't been to SFOT but all the photos I've seen make it look like a huge parking lot. Is there a specific section with a lot of nice plants? Or is it grandfathered in like Legoland Florida?
>>2904499Maybe I’m a national socialist, but how do you not care about animals? I go to zoos at least once every month or two. There’s a huge draw…
>>2904506>Busch Gardens Tampa>That feeling when >Get two free beers bc it’s Busch Gardens>Enjoy two free beers while watching orangutan family and little orangutan baby playing and cuddling >Malaysian tiger roars in background right before thunder hits from a summer thunderstorm >all the women around you look at you like, yeah this is awesome >very primal >if I wasn’t with my wife and kids I would be getting laid rt now
>>2904531I enjoy it when they do tricks but I don’t give a fuck about seeing them just lying there or walking around. It’s honestly kind of self-congratulatory to enjoy that actually. You can see them doing far more interesting shit on nature shows, but that’s not as good to you because you aren’t there in person. It’s not about the animals, it’s about you.
>>2904535Not him but different strokes different folks. It's neat/comfy >>for me<< to watch an animal for an hour or two. I sometimes watch livestreams too, but they're not as comfy as in-person in a zoo. Safaris are neat too, but too out of the way.
>>2904535You’re so full of shit dude. Honestly. The feeling when you’re a kid and you see real wild animals in person makes your body chemicals go all nuts and you love it if you’re normal and it stays with you forever. Then, you get to see your kids go through the same process and you love it even more. Maybe I’m just extreme right wing but I fucking love animals nature and conservation
Your move, disneyfags.
>>2904543Based
>>2904539Never cared for them as a kid either, unless they were doing cool shit. I don’t want them to die though. I’m also into conservation.
>>2904543Just a couple weeks ago I saw some chubbs try to ride Mako in the back row. They tried, >once: shove down on chubby chubby >check system… nope >twice: down on chubby chubby >check system… nope >everybody already on the train waiting and rearing to go have fun wondering wtf is going on There was no thrice. He gave up after that and did the Chubbs walk down the stairs. >many such cases
>>2904551Don't have much experience with the morbidly obese, how chubby are we talking here? I remember riding the Mako and thinking the restraints could be tighter.
>>2904553Honestly, I thought they could push down hard enough on the third try to make it work but by that point he was too embarrassed and everybody was staring at him. >if he was at Walmart you wouldn’t think he was fat, put it that way. It was on the line of obese/ morbidly obese
>>2904545>AI slop copypaste
>>2904560How did actual anons fall for this shit >checks other blue pagesNvm >I will stay in my containment zone with the rest of the White people
>>2904569
>>2904604Buy two ads
>>2904509Legoland is seriously beautiful in that one Old Florida section.
>>2904281What is your favorite dipndot flavor? I have a soft spot for them because I couldn't afford them as a child.
This ride is really amazing
>>2904624Hardly better than a parking lot coaster
>>2904606
>>2904624They destroyed Dueling Dragons for that gay phallic shit >literally a dildo going into a butthole vs pic rel Why is everything so sterile and gay now bros. Ass cancer up, kino down
>>2904543what should be the reaction to this from "plus sized" individuals? probably look at themselves and lose weightwhat will be the reaction to this? lawsuits.
>>2904639They destroyed it for Hagrid though?
>>2904681True, but they built stardust as a replacement for Dueling Dragons. If they didn’t get rid of DD there would be no stardust. You’re probably too young but going through the insanely themed queue until finally getting close to the trains where you could hear the dragons deep breathing was insane as a little kid. Then going up the lift hill as you watched the other train next to you and then all the close call moments. I’m not a big universal fan but that was one helluva ride. Stargay doesn’t even come close
what no disney does to a motherfucker
>>2904719Makes them not turn out gay? Agreed. Every little kid deserves a trip to magic kingdom but after that you gotta cut them off or they turn out fruity
>>2904639Dueling Dragons had terrible build quality, hence it reaching the end of its service life in just 18 years. Plus get rid of the dueling due to that sadist firing objects at people and it was just a mid invert.
>>2904790>service life This is one of those terms thoosies have really latched onto lately
>>2904695Nah I remember it and the triwizard tournament retirement.They did do a pretty dope haunted house based off of it a year or two ago
Love me DisneyLove me UniversalLove me car park coastersHate MerlinSimple as
>>2904799This but swap merlin with jewnited parks
>>2904470its almost as if a theme park and a zoo serve two different functions dipshit
>>2904506Alton Towers. It's a former stately home and they're required to keep the gardens up to spec.It would be legitimately a good tourist attraction without the theme park.
>>2904832It's a shame 90% of visitors never take the time to see this side of it. You get some great views from the Skyride though.
So Paris has started a program up "updating and modernising but keeping the spirit of the classic". First completed one will be the Rivers of the Far West.From what I understand major DLP news has to be announced in France first so it's possible the Star Wars miniland announcement could still happen. Wonder what other rides they'll re-do.
>>2904832I last visited in 2014 and did not spend any time in the gardens at all, what a shame. Don't know when I'll have the time to go back.
>>2904794It’s what they tell themselves because it’s more palatable than the truth, which is “Dueling Dragons and Kumba were outdated garbage and that’s why their parks replaced them with something new.”
>>2904836That sounds hopeful. They can be hit-or-miss, their updates to Phantom Manor were honestly pretty good all around, and they were based for bringing back the Vincent Price dialogue. But then Avengers Campus is trash, although that could be blamed on the concept entirely, not necessarily their execution. I haven't been back since the name change to Disney Adventure World so I haven't seen the new intro area and Adventure Way/Frozen, but from what I can tell they look pretty good. As long as they nail Space Mountain, we're in good hands. I believe Michel Den Dulk is a pretty good imagineer, so let's see what he cooks up.
>>2904836dont like this approach disney are doing. its all talk. Considering they announced 10 years worth of works on their parks, what are they gonna announce at the next D23? Villains Land was announced 2 years ago and be lucky it opens within 5 years
>>2904850Where do you live? Post your address so I can slit your throat while you sleep
>>2904832>>2904833That’s preddy. I had no idea. Thanks for sharing fren
>>2904833Checked
>>2904031https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8WEUMWN/Has anyone ridden the Disney cruises? I kinda want to do the Costa Rica one.
>>2904924Lmao why are liberals so violent ? If anyone has the right to be violent after decades if their UTTER FUCKING SHIT, it's us.
>>2904938Don’t disrespect a man’s childhood roller coasters, anon. You should know better than to spit in a thoosie’s face
>>2904833Thats ugly bro looks Chinese
>>2904640Glps are saving this nation.
>>2904639It's retrofuturism steam punk. I like it. 1950s progressivism.
>>2904943What does your wife’s boyfriend say about it?
>>2904938Kirky is still dead and his wife couldn't be happier
>>2904969
In a few weeks im going 2 days into the asian hotel in phantasialand and 2 day park entrance tickets what am i in for
>>2904924t. thoosie
I rode Gringotts with three little thots who were wearing the hottest little outfits. One of them was showing midriff, another was showing just the slightest hint of ass cheek from her tiny shorts. I love theme parks.
>>2904995Some theme park girls are the definition of too young for tits.
>>2904995Dude. It’s people like you that ruin it for the rest of us. Get your shit together and stop acting like a fucking pedophile >you’re going to get fucking shot if you keep it up
>>2905006>pedophileHe never said they were prepubescent.
>>2905007“Little” was a dead giveaway.
>>2905007“Tiny” also. A real man doesn’t want to have manlet children so would never pick a small wife
>>2905008>>290500918 year olds are little too. And he never mentioned reproducing with them.
>>2905023What is the point of sex without reproduction? Sounds fuckin degenerate… just WWFD. What Would the Fuhrer Do? Use that as a rule of thumb before you get yourself killed
>>2904937I really want to so one but... They're pretty much the most expensive cruise line where you don't basically have your own personal manservant the whole cruise.Maybe if I come into money.
>>2905026Hitler invaded Russia with fucking horses. He was a fat retard.
Is Coney Island always full of puerto ricans blasting music or is there some kind of event today?
>>2905035>basically have your own personal manservant the whole cruiseExcuse me but what cruise gives you this? I've clearly been booking the wrong fucking cruises.
>>2905042>Is Coney Island always full of puerto ricans
>>2905043Silversea offer it as standardand a lot of the upper mid range cruises offer it if you get suites.
>>2905045>30k per head for galapagosAnd here I thought I could afford it! Hah!
>>2905047It's probably cheaper to go to mid range cruise line and upgrade to a suite or their closed off luxury bit than to go on those lines. Lots of them give you Butler service (think Virgin do)
>>2905041Bolsheviks get the rope. Also I get to go to Six Flags tomorrow so you can suck my dick. I’ve never been to a Six Flags before so I’m pretty stoked
>>2905044I really don’t. I wonder if that’s why this guy gave Luna Park F tier because it really isn’t THAT bad. I’d give it either a low C or high D. Now Deno’s Wonder Wheel on the other hand is probably an F.
>>2905051If I made a tier ranking this objectively retarded and horrible I think it would be the final push I needed to kill myself
>>2905050Some of them got the rope. Could have been way more if Hitler wasn’t a fat retard.>Also I get to go to Six Flags tomorrow so you can suck my dick. I’ve never been to a Six Flags before so I’m pretty stokedThat’s nice anon. I’ve been to eight in the last three weeks. They’re always a good time.
>>2905052What are your complaints? I think everything in the legendary tier belongs there. >greatFine besides Carowinds which is mid as fuck, plus I’d put Epic in legendary. >goodDecent. I’d move Sea World, SFFT, Canobie and Kings Island up and SFOG, SFMM and Lake Compounce down.>MidSFGA (both of them) to good, along with USF and Animal Kingdom.>BadI’d move both Sea Worlds to good and SFDK to mid.>Worst Luna to mid.
>>2904995Tron is the best ride for gooning Got sat behind a BBL in a tennis skirt once
What are some theme park lands that just give you bad vibes? Like, lands that for some reason tick off your spidey sense. Lands that just feel... "off" to you. Lands you deliberately avoid every time you visit the parkFor me it's picrel
>>2904982Sick, have fun anon. Let us know what you thought. I hope you get lucky with the weather, it's been pretty rainy
>>2905059That land is sovl.
>>2905051Not sure about Kennywood in S. Idk maybe. They do have a lot of great old rides, both coasters and flats.
>>2905059I have no idea how you could feel this way. Cat in the Hat is way underrated too. I love that ride. Wish Universal had some more classic style dark rides.
>>2905059I avoid it but primarily just bc it’s exclusively kiddie rides. The Seuss theming is cool though
>>2905060i was in europa park 2 months ago while it was like 40 degrees Celcius, i'd take rain over that
>>2904031https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP87Y8skG/
Got a 2 week Orlando trip coming up next month and I have this dining plan with 2 quick service meals and 1 snack per day. Previously we never had the dining plan so didn't make much use of these, where would you recommend as the best places to eat? It includes a few places in Disney Springs too, I'm going to be such a fat fuck by the end of this
>>2905134The Edison. Also the best places for food are at Epcot.
>>2905134Germany.
>>2904031I live near the central Florida area soI’ve been exposed to many great coasters that are rated as the best (Velocicoaster, Areofocre One, Iron Gwazi, Stardust Racers). I want to take a coaster trip to the north and asking is it even worth it with the exposure I’m use to or will I be disappointed? What is prob the best trip to take with only a weeks plan trip? (Flying there and back with about 5 days in between).
>>29051531. Fly to Chicago and hit up 6 flags Great America and Cedar Point 2. Fly to Newport News and hit up Busch Gardens Williamsburg and Kings Dominion
>>2905153The non-negotiable is obviously Cedar Point. At least two days there. While you’re in Ohio you might as well throw in Kings Island, which offers several good wooden coasters that CP (and Florida) just can’t match. You might have another day left, so you have a few options. Holiday World has arguably the best collection of woodies in the world, including what is often considered the greatest one. It’s a charming park, but it only has four adult coasters. I would go to Kennywood though, which has the unique Phantom’s Revenge and Steel Curtain, plus some very old but very good woodies.I don’t think you’d be disappointed with this trip, but keep in mind you already live in the best region in the world for coasters.
>>2904031Has anyone noticed a lot of blacks are now at Disney? It used to never be this way. Maybe its because they keep putting blacks in every movie and replacing all the white characters with blacks and Hispanics?
>>2905059This land is adorable for parents who have children under the age of ten. Very good for literacy and imagination.
Thank you influencer for immediately spoiling a scene from the Hellraiser house as your thumbnail. I hope all rides you go on break down and all haunted houses you go on are in between cast swaps. It fucking doesnt even fucking OPEN for another week goddamnit.
>>2905172You don't have to watch.
>>2905183i didnt lmao, i got flashbanged by it in my homepage.
>>2905170It’s adorable for me as a former child under the age of 10 who read lots of Seuss. Very well done, other than usually needing a new coat of paint,
>>2905168The easing of systemic racism means that more black people have Disney tier money.
>>2905184You follow influencers. You get what you fucking deserve.
>>2905187??????? You are retarded im going to kill you psychically siphoning your vril till you are a destitute husk for quoting the Joker film after he got ass raped in the second one by cops.
>>2905186Blacks have had a ton of squandered wealth because they live off white tax dollars. They can afford cruises airplanes and they control all public transport such as subways busses and trains by being violent savages.
>>2905188Seethe.
>>2905190Some do, some don’t. Just like every other race.
>>2905191its okay, you have paid your penalty. your reduced lifespan shall add onto mine.
>Works started at Epic Universe on new attraction in Darkmoorfantastic news!If its the rumoured Black Lagoon ride Id say 2 years before it opens minimum but at least it'll be another high capacity ride and less intense than Frankensteinthis said - EU needs more attractions to cope with capacity now, not 2 years away. HP new ride hasnt even started. Nintendo land is constantly overrun even on quiet days. This is why were not getting the park added to annual pass anytime soon - maybe Celestial Park only to boost footfall for the restaurants
>>2905299A high capacity slow omni-mover for Celestial park would be a huge boost. A ride that anyone can do, an escape to the air conditioning and it'll soak up crowds. A secret life of pets was good and the Ceslestial park theming gives them a wide range of things they could do. They could even make an attempt for a park mascot.On an extremely loosely related note, the full plans for the lake at Universal UK have been made public and the layout matches the concept art almost exactly. Probably means the Minions land is nailed on and most of the lands in the concept art will happen in one form or the other (the BTTF coaster featured heavily in the planning permission so that seems nailed on too)
>>2905323Project Universal did an overlay.Seems the Jurassic Park or Wicked coaster is nailed on too. Still interested in that one. The layout is weird so I'm still betting on it being some sort of unusual car. I suspect a riding coaster, would be cool if it was that speeder bike suspended riding coaster (broom stick coaster if they do go with wicked?)
>>2905326Dammit image.
Six Flags GA is adding a Chief Keef walk around character
>>2905348Which SFGA?
>>2905359The one that's not shutting down this year.
I think I've decided I'm not going to ride a B&M looper ever again. I really hate the headbanging. I don't enjoy Hulk and I don't enjoy Kraken.
>>2905369They’re not good and they’re mostly all the same.
Has any coaster surpassed this yet? I am currently limited to the Southeast but only ride that has come close is Velocicoaster
The complaining about Animal kingdom's expansion not including new animal exhibits is stupid. Besides, Disney uses "think of the animalz" as the excuse for every shitty thing about that park.I can't really think of anything regarding live animals that AK does better than a typical zoo. There is a ton of zoo park competition in Florida alone and Disney's version doesn't excel in anything other than good rides and theming, aka typical theme park stuff.Ironically, I believe that The Seas pavilion at Epcot is more of a world class animal exhibit than anything at AK. If I had to choose between keeping The Seas versus keeping every animal exhibit at Animal kingdom I'd 100% choose The Seas. And Seas is not in the best shape these days.Maybe it's partly my aquarium bias speaking but I genuinely wouldn't care if live animals kept slowly getting phased out of AK and over time it was just animal themed. I understand that this is an adult's opinion and little kids will always love to see hippos and shit but there are better and cheaper parks in Florida for that.
>>2905379It’s only my #8 but I wouldn’t say any coaster I have above it has “surpassed” it. It’s just RMC operating at the height of their powers. I’m limited to North America though. I could see Ride to Happiness, Zadra or Falcon’s Flight being better.
>>2905348lol I would actually believe that at this point
>>2905389>Gangs of black women following Chief Keef around like disney fats do to Peter Pan
>>2904031https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP87DvUPx/
>>2905414Wholesome.
>>2905414>tfw I can't be Black at Disney
>>2905416>TFW I know I will never be black nor at Disney Except for the first trip. Idk why but it’s so engrained in my psyche that if you don’t take your kid to magic kingdom once you are a bad parent. Where does that even come from? Also, Disney Cruises, every kid deserves at least one. Where does this programming even come from?
>>2905384The big exhibits (the Safari and the two trails in Asia/Africa) are extremely good, the trails especially are much better than the Bronx Zoo equivalents. The minor exhibits in Oasis and Discovery Island are fine but are typical of "good zoo". Which is what anything in TA would have ended up as due to space and backstage access.But the Safari is the heart of that park in the same way Great Movie Ride was the heart of DHS and if they get rid of it the park will suffer the same
>>2905360Both SFGA's are getting new rides next year. wtf are are you talking about one of them shutting down?
>>2905384You sound like a gay retarded faggot
>>2905471>Both SFGA'sGreat America (California), Great America (Chicago), or Great Adventure (New Jersey)?
>>2905442I don't know man, ZooTampa has a safari truck ride. Granted they don't have the luxury of space but still. I simply don't see any innovation in how guests experience animals at AK. Even the Animal Kingdom Lodge hotel has a leg up, at least it is pretty novel to have a zoo view balcony hotel room.>>2905477case in point i never ever see any monkey niggas on this thing
Just came back from my first visit to Cedar Point (4 days), here are my random stream of thoughts. (Six flags over texas is my home park btw)Park doesn't feel as big as it is, they did a great job at spacing out the attractions so there is always a "must do thing" around every corner.As a Six Flags native, I have a bone to pick with Cedar Creek mine ride. SFOT has the world's first Arrow mine train coaster and Mine Ride at CP was their second one. so why is this one WORSE that the six flags mine train? at SFOT you go through a forest, underground, the chain lifts are themed to mineshaft elevators, you roll through a saloon, you go over and under the steam train tracks, and you drop into a tunnel that goes underwater. The CP Mine Ride is taller and smoother than the SFOT one but it does NOTHING ELSE. IT IS IN A GRASS FIELD LOL.>be Mine Ride>have no mines in the rideBlue streak isn't that rough, if you think it is you should try out Judge Roy Scream lolRaptor is one of the inverted B&M coasters made, feels the same as Silver Bullet at knotts, almost thought they were clones.GateKeeper is only cool if you get front row, otherwise it just ok.WindSeeker is the best ride in the boardwalk. Probably rode it 5 times just for the views.(this is a reddit space)Figured Valraven would be a joke since I have Tormenta at home but I did like the floater airtime moments, the slow barrel roll was cool. Tormenta doesn't do that, it's just positive Gs over and over again. I was surprised to see the differences in the ride vehicle even though both are 8 wide. Tormenta's load platform only has a drop-out floor in the front row and Valraven has foot rests in the back rows for some reason? what?Siren's curse felt like a universal ride that got stuck here somehow. the tilt gimmick is neat but you acclimate to it quickly on re-rides. I was surprised that the seats had high-quality speakers in them.Corkscrew is not compatible for tall people, I am 3 inches shorter now.1/2
2/2Iron dragon was way faster than I thought it would be.Rougarou, more like rougharou haha, this is where the B&M rattle memes come from.I didn't know Millennium Force had no mid-course brake runs. that thing is just sheer speed non-stop, it shares A LOT with the first half of Tormenta. Imagine if Millennium force went straight down and upside down, you have now ridden the first half of Tormenta, you're welcome.SkyHawk is my favorite flat ride of the park. I had no idea it made those haunting steam engine sounds, I loved standing next to it.Maverick is so painful that I don't get the hype. why are the ride seats punching my rectum, is this a ride for gay people?Magnum XL is way less painful than I thought it was going to be, how are people getting bodily pain when walking off of this thing? huh?Gemini gets my Marge Simpson Potato Award "I just think they're neat." It does nothing exceptionally well, but I just like it a lot for no reason in particular. I think about this ride the most when I came back home, maybe it's the shit-talking across trains.Steel Vengeance is the most painful ride in the park. RIP my thighs when I get off what the fuck was that. Boy RMC has come a long way since New Texas Giant, NTG has more comfortable seats though.Top Thrill 2 is the best ride in the park even though it is a gimmick ride, the sustained sense of speed is indescribable, it is like you are swimming in water.My main complaint for the park is the lack of animatronic-laden dark rides. Knott's has Calico Mine Ride and Timber Mountain Log ride, why nothing like this at Cedar Point? I liked the spookers on CP's train but that's not enough. I want more. (how often do they need to refill the blanks on those guns? that effect was cool)oh, and to the racist trolls here, I vastly prefer the brown amigos in SFOT over the tattooed white freaks at CP good lord Ohio is a magnet for retarded tattoo ideas.Thank you for reading my blog post. 4chan, your personal blog.
>>2905484>SFOT has the world's first Arrow mine train coaster and Mine Ride at CP was their second one.Dahlonega at SFOG was their second, CCMR came after that. Haven't been on the one in TX but it's a bucket list ride for me. I think it's cool that it's mostly the same including using those old skid brakes. DMT's skid brakes were removed eons ago during a rebuild. I like the saloon scene finale and how it goes over then under the railroad. Like the Dahlonega Mine Train, SFOT's opened with 5 trains although I believe they only ran 4 max at once (and that would be with a large dock crew to get trains out on time), one train was kept as a spare. Now I imagine that like DMT, it can run 3 trains max (which is still fine even for busy days). Anyway, it looks like a hidden gem coaster.But frankly Cedar Point's mine ride isn't very good. Probably the worst of the original Arrow mine trains I've been on, although it does look pretty and fits in with the frontier theme. Plus you need rides that kids and older people are fine with getting on, it and Iron Dragon fit a need at CP really well imo.>WindSeeker is the best ride in the boardwalk. Hardly anyone ever talks about these Mondial rides. Apparently it was problem after problem with them while Six Flags went with the Funtime version and they never had the teething issues. Never been on either though>>2905485>Gemini>It does nothing exceptionally well, but I just like it a lot for no reason in particular.I like this one too for no particular reason. The ride is fun, some people say it's too rough but they're wrong, it's fine. I like the slow turnarounds where you can high-five each other. I think it looks good. And it's a bit of an oddball since Arrow just used its existing ride track and train system and made it bigger but kept the wood structure. I hope Gemini sticks around even though it's probably a short timer. Again, good one for kids working their way up to the top tier coasters.
>>2905484>Siren's curse felt like a universal ride that got stuck here somehow.I still don't think it should have gone to CP. If they didn't have Valravn, sure, it would be fine. But it seems like the park could have had that space for something better in the future and another park could have had a desperately needed stand-out ride. I think it was just a panic move to get SOMETHING in the park ASAFP in case TT2 was a total failure.>>2905485>RougarouThis one needs to go. They tried the floorless conversion to lengthen its lifespan. It didn't work and it's a completely forgettable ride. They should remove it before Gemini or CCMR. Instead it'll be there for another decade just being the "Oh yeah... that ride" ride>My main complaint for the park is the lack of animatronic-laden dark rides. Well they did have Disaster Transport a long time ago, although even in its prime it was hokey and it was still just an indoor roller coaster rather than a pure dark ride. Imo they could use a nicely themed log flume (like the one at Knott's) or some other kind of themed water ride, especially after Snake River Falls' removal.
>>2905414>I spent money at the Grand Floridian and a park ticket AND a after hours ticket for Magic Kingdom>to dance with my friendsseems an expensive catch upanyone else get vibes disney did an event to subtilely segregate blacks from the GP with this? messed up
>>2904031Would Disney rather let his parks go bankrupt than have Eisner be CEO?
>>2905558No, I really think they want to turn it into a black park. Disney used to be legit ridiculously racist so now they're going in the Netflix direction to make up for it.
>>2905558Disney wanted the parks to be a happy, safe place for families. Not homosexual adults. The reason its fun for adults is because he wanted *parents* to enjoy their time there too. He wanted teens too. Thats why he barred alcohol. He wanted to show families they could have imaginative, clean fun. Basically it was like walking into 1950s Americana. Wholesome and clean.
>>2904093We already have "tropical Americas" . There is a Mexico ride. And the Polynesian. And the Luaos
>>2904203Its crazy how coaster folks lean Conservative and all the Disneytards are lefties. I fear coasters and live for indoor rides, but I'm right wing. So I never fit in. Sigh.
>>2905566Eisner did a lot of good, especially in his early days. He was just saddled with a company on the edge of bankrupcy and a lot of his projects suffered.Also, he trusted the French not to be the French which was a mistake.
>>2904278The weird looking dude and blonde wife are native Floridians but they're still libtards. They're just subdued because rightwingers have completely taken over the state.
Lightwater valley becoming the base park for Höllenblitz (guessing it moves to Winter Wonderland closed season). I like what the owners are doing despite having zero spending power. If only they could do The Ultimate mk.2Disco coasters are always under-rated. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY8YR12edVI
>>2905573I personally think he opened the doors to it being called faggotland instead of Disneyland. Hiring a Jewish man to do wholesome family Americana Frontier was a mistake. He was good at money but at what cost? The company lost the virtues that made it great. Now we can go there and only see reminisces of what it once was.
>>2905573I agree about the French. The snobbyness has cost them more than once. And for what? Paris is overrun by losers from loser nations. Japan took advantage of Disney like a Jew would so he wrote them off forever. But Japan changed and adjusted to the American way and now have a park that reflects many of Walt's original views.
>>2904031https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP87fQMCF/
>>2904222Did a retard get access to a computer ?
>>2904246The only ones that matter are in Orlando.
>>2904328Lmao this was funny
>>2904320I really think they should sack the idea and improve upon Epcot technology areas. I still stand by my OG post that Elon should make a new Horizons ride and Kanye shoukd do the soundtrack for it.
>>2904470I love that kind of stuff so much. Its my dream to go to the Rainforest Cafe one day. I still love BG though. Really pure park. Fun for families with older kids and teens. I love all the animals. I like the views from the top of the coasters and how clean and friendly it is. Not as good as Disney... but still a great park.
>>2904320It's funny they picked just about the worst concept art they could have posted, especially when they insist it's going to mostly physical. Not entirely sure they've got enough space for a big water ride though. It STILL feels like they're just throwing around concept art without any concrete plans.The rollercoaster model for example has dead end tracks and a huge overbanked top hat that Disney would never put in a family coaster. If the coaster was possible we'd have a no limits recreation by now (the BTTF coaster got one within a couple of days).>>2905599Rainforest Cafe is great. I love those tacky overthemed restaurants. It's just a shame most of the Florida ones died in the recession (RIP Racerock) and the survivors gradually got overclassed by "premium" fast food places and didn't make enough of an effort to make them novel. Plus they latched onto the gastropub trend and shrunk portion sized down by doing shit like putting 10 fries in a tiny basket. Hard Rock cafe is coasting on its nostalgia and locations hard.
>>2905566Why are those men touching eachother like that? >also is that the horse at the Denver airport?
>>2905575> The weird looking dude and blonde wife are native Floridians but they're still libtards100% toad bro watches his chubbster wife with the giant mouth give other dudes blowies. The second you hear his annoying little girly voice you get the memo
>>2905605Sadly zoomers and browns don’t like themed restaurants so they’re going the way of the dodo. Just go to downtown Chicago and you’ll see the rotting husks of a rainforest cafe and a Hard Rock Cafe that have both set empty now for years. The hard rock has black supremacist feminist murals on it now and the rainforest is home to a number of infamous crackheads. Across the street, the world’s ugliest McDonald’s is going strong. At any one point you will see dozens of homeless niggers walking around it like zombies, and a line of poojeet door dashers waiting outside for their orders
>>2905623Forgot pic rel
>>2905624>two themed restaurants on big plots empty for over a decadeI'm guessing their failure was more the area going to complete shit as much as themed restaurants dying out
>>2905629Ok, show me where they are building new themes restaurants and they are thriving? >even rainforest cafe got rid of their aquarium tunnels :(
>>2905479Calofornia's is still abbreviated as CGA
>>2905630Disney Cruise
>>2905485>magnum isn’t painful>steel vengeance isTall people are not human.>it is like you are swimming in waterNigga what.
>>2905649That’s a bar not a restaurant
>>2905512what could possibly be better in that space than siren’s curse
>>2905652Their restaurants are heavily themed too (hurt by the need to cater to huge numbers).
>>2905580>all those skinny bitchesThank god we’re done with that.
>>2905629Chinamen are obsessed with telling everyone that US malls and Rainforest Cafe are failing. I have no idea why.
>>2904468Actually don't trust men who are unmarried over 25. They've either slept around or are very into themselves and expect Scarlett Johannesburg as a wife ...and when they swindle one into marrying them, they're still not happy. Plus the older you are the less likely to have energy for children. I wish white men in particular would prioritize finding a white wife and making white babies. The only culture that makes things better for humanity, less brutal, less suffering is white.
>>2905662I could get behind that. Agreed
>>2905649Dinosaur constantly has a line out the door. I'm not sure why Chinamen are obsessed with telling people that these type resteraunts are failing. Maybe because they're not creative enough to have good ones for their people.
>>2905662Nice try but I’m not passing on my fucking autism.
>>2905663I could get into the subject more but we're in the wrong place. But South Africa is a good example of how much damage is caused when you take power from whites and give it to the nonwhites. And people on this weeb website will get mad but that includes the yellow and Indian cultures too.
>>2905618They're faggots. Literally everywhere people talk about Disney, faggots pop up. They think they own the parks now. Getting rid of alcohol would help get rid of them.
>>2905652Chinanen have also been attacking the skyliner on tiktok. Anything that makes the white parks better than theirs or demands that they gotta keep up innovation or makes things nice and comfortable for people, they gotta attack. And since there are always people who complain about any stupid thing, they have endless material for it.
>>2905669It makes sense about the skyliner. They probably want to pack ten people on one skyliner cart and are mad they can't.
>>2905662White culture =/= white people
>>2905662An actual woman on 4chan. And a thoosie. Now I’ve seen everything. Hope you got a great husband, anon.
>>2905572>right wing>hates coasters>love dark ridesThat's me to a T anon. What are your feelings on real plants and animals in theme parks?
incredibly racist brit here from a northern english 98% white town. I love Disney
>>2905685https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP87mSUT6/Me too. Mexico is my favorite and I hate Mexicans being here.
>>2905692That is my sentiment about Florida and native Floridians.
>>2905665Not with that attitude.t. autist with kids
>>2905698Curious if you think it's hereditable? I'm somewhere on the spectrum but my 3yo daughter seems to have more of it than me. Theme parks are overstimulating and the one time we convinced her to go to a neighborhood kiddy park, she insisted on going on the same ride the whole time we were there.
>>2905702That's perfectly ordinary 2-5 yo behavior.Took my 2yo boy to a local park and he wanted to ride the kiddie coaster repeatedly, I think we went 16 times or so.It's literally 'mastering a skill', the skill being predicting what will happen the next time he goes around.Same reason ipad kids with parents who don't actually care end up watching a single Disney+ movie on repeat. They slowly learn how it works, that it's the same sequence of events every time.And after the first such instance (be it a ride or movie) is mastered, the next one won't take as many repeats, and so on, until she can handle going on a ride once in a visit and have a great time.Same goes for short golden books, etc.
>>2905703Hm... well, we're not planning on getting her hooked on meds or therapy, but she is very different from her 5yo older brother. He is more like what you described, enjoys watching the same movies, also wants to ride kiddie coasters, etc., on repeat. But he's not going to regress into a sobbing ball of misery at, for example, Chuck-e-cheese, even if the animatronics freak him out. She probably is perfectly ordinary though, like my wife and I are perfectly ordinary. Just a bit on the spectrum.t. childhood weekends consisted of watching Toy Story on repeat (must have watched it easily a thousand times)
>>2905696You love what white supremacy built but are jealous of who built it. I can understand that. Your people have done nothing good for the world. You have nothing to be proud of. So you hate people who have.
>>2905706Just be more of a dick to her and she’ll man up. If you give in to the weird behaviour it’s only going to reinforce it
>>2905707Have you built anything?
>>2905715I built a sand fort once. It was basically a WW1 trench bunker. It could fit probably 10 men. It was sick
>>2905594Buy an ad
>>2905572>Its crazy how coaster folks lean Conservative and all the Disneytards are leftiesThis is largely because of the regions the respective parks are located in. For theming in the US your main options are Southern California and Orlando, while regional parks are usually located in the outer areas of cities, many of which are in redder regions as wellI think this is also why you see Dollywood and SDC being talked about more as they're the closest thing to the big theme parks in right wing areas.
>>2905653>WhAt cOuLd PoSsIbLy FiT iN tHaT SpOtAnother ride
>>2904031https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP87uK5Lw/
>>2905722It's possible. But Legoland and SeaWorld are being talked about and they're in lib areas.
>>2905722>muh Europeans had better soil that’s why they took over the world Get to fuck. It’s bc Disney is like a fantasy world for little kids and that attracts weirdos who never grew up and like to live in a fantasy world
>>2905733Buy an ad
>>2905724Like what?
>>2905751A different coaster, or perhaps a flat ride, or maybe even a water ride or dark ride.
>>2905729So no, you haven’t built anything? You’re taking credit for things others have done?
>>2905752Siren’s Curse is better than all that garbage.
>>2905754That's because you're not considering the opportunity cost
>>2905736Who are you quoting?
>>2905753>So no, you haven’t built anything? You’re taking credit for things others have done?
>>2905771Not the own you think it is when most huwhites are not blonde hair blue eyed.
>>2905764>>2905771Absolutely based.
>>2905772
>>2905775Conflation of the word. What should be pushed against is the state trying to decide what genes are desirable or not. If individuals decide it's fine. There's nothing stopping someone from picking a non-blond hair blue eyed sperm donor and from your own source, it appears the minority (41%) do. But if the state made it so only those were available to be chosen, that would be eugenics and is rightly frowned upon.
what sit-down restaurants at epcot are actually good? only done biergarten which is awesome but expensive for krautslop
>>2905764>Yes, I have built many things.Like what?
Round trip nonstop tickets to Riyadh are like $650 from Atlanta so I’m thinking of making a trip for Six Flags. Might as well do some other stuff while I’m over there. Looks like Sea World and Ferrari World have the elite coasters in UAE. Are any others worth checking out? Warner Bros. World looks interesting.
y'know for a theme park and roller coasters general, race gets brought up alot
>>2905776
>>2905797> Round trip nonstop tickets to Riyadh are like $650 from Atlanta As cool as falcons flight is, I just couldn’t do it. The creeping thoughts of the non-existent safety standards, plus the threat of terrorism etc. that’s a big NOPE from me. Do let us know how it goes though, I admire your adventurous spirit
>>2905927Oh, and not to mention if you say the wrong thing you could be attacked or thrown in prison forever. That’s always an added element of excitement
>>2905927Intamin safety standards are quite high actually.>>2905928I ain’t gonna say nothing.
>>2905932> Intamin safety standards are quite high actually.Yeah, where they’re actually enforced ie Europe and America. They have no fucking regulations in places like SA, anon, and if they do, they’re selectively enforced at best by barely literate workers
>>2905943Intamin didn’t design their safety features to ask parks for consent, anon. They’re safe whether the parks want them to be or not.
For me it’s Apple Crumble with fudge at Florian fortescue’s.
>>2905957>Apple Crumble with fudge at Florian fortescueThey did an apple crumble luxury ice cream at tescos and they sold off the stock when it was discontinued. I bought a bunch of 500ml tubs of it for £1 each. Wonder how similar it was.Was insanely nice, should've filled the freezer.
>>2905927For me it’s going all the way over and Falcon’s Fury is closed lmaoWould you risk a trip all the way across the globe for the one reason you want to go over being down?
>>2905965I would plan on 3 days in SA for this very reason. And I’ll pay for the flights in points so I could cancel them for a full refund if it does go down for a prolonged period.
I don't really want to visit a goatfucker country where you're advised to delete the social media apps from your phone and private all your shit before you go so the goatfuckers don't put you in prison for calling them goatfuckers, but it anything's going to change my mind on that it's Falcon's Flight.
Speaking of the Saudis, France just announced they made a deal with Qiddiya to build 3 theme parks near Paris with a 6 billion euros investment. One of the parks will be based on manga/anime. Probably similar to that Dragonball Z park they're making in Saudi Arabia.
>>2905973You could also just behave like an actual adult and call them literally anything else
Dolly Parton died
Rip dolly
>>2905980>>2905981Aw that sucks. I've gone to Dollywood since I was a very little kid. Got over my fear of big coasters there. I know her most from Dollywood but she was a very talented lady.
>>2905973My hatred for that region just evaporated when I saw that thing. Or at least got pushed to the side. Brought it up with my groupchat and it got weird because I forgot one of them is dating a troon.
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With Dolly deceased, and having no children, where does her 50% stake in Dollywood go?
She struck me as the only famous person with a super nice persona that actually was that nice.
Reminder that these loops were modeled after Dolly's titsRIP to a real nigga
I'm sure Herschend had plans for when this day came. It's going to be weird going for the first time knowing Ms. Dolly isn't around anymore. Planning to go next month actually.
>>2905989The Dollywood website is down right now due to the massive volume of people trying to purchase tickets. Check it out
>>2906007
>>2906007>>2906008Fugg. It’s real bros. Should I make plans to visit DW within the next couple weeks before it gets bought by private equity and all goes to shit? I imagine there will be special events to honour Dolly as well
>>2906007managed to buy 24 to resell before it crashedwish they had better marketplaces to sell on that didn't tax me 10%
>>2906013And they say jews don’t have honour…
>>2905951>Intamin didn’t design their safety features to ask parks for consent, anon. They’re safe whether the parks want them to be or not.Does Intamin have a contract to maintain FF?
>>2906011It will continue to be managed by Herschend as always. I'm pretty sure all Dolly really did was say "sure, that looks good" when they bring her their plans.
>>2906021Even if you aren't actively contributing new ideas, having a veto is incredibly powerful.Every idea needed to consider "Will Dolly sign off on this?"
>>2906013Faggots like you are the reason we can’t have nice things
>>2906023you can have nice things if you pay
>>2906027I bet you’re one of those guys who buys up all the pokeman cards just to resell them to little kids at massive markups are ya, big guy
>>2906022This anon gets it. That’s what I’m worried about. This park literally is up there with the best of the best bc of quality control bc Dolly tied it to her brand. With Dolly gone, who knows wtf could happen, but with 100% certainty I will guarantee you it will not be good
>>2906038Dolly has nothing to do with Silver Dollar City and nobody has anything bad to say about that park.
>>2906043What happens with Dolly’s 50% share. That’s the big unknown. Fair point other than that
>>2906044Why would you worry about that? It's neurotic
>>2906038>quality control b/c tied to single rich individual's name brandCurious if any other theme parks benefit from this? I know Disneyland back when Walt was alive did.
>>2906049Not a single individual’s name but look at what Happened after AB got acquired by InBev and was forced to divest BG. When your brand and name is on the line you obviously will care more.
>>2906050I think it was like this anon >>2906021 said. She wasn't that passionate about the park overall, it was an investment that she lent her name to in order to boost returns.
>>2905976Hmm...Dragon Ball, One Piece, Naruto, MHA, Demon Slayer, and what else?
>>2905989Dolly Departin
Watched some Fast & Furious vids earlier. The lack of theming makes it look Six Flags tier and the ride looks slow except for the main launch. The ride duration is on the short side and there are surprisingly no indoor elements like a garage or something from the movie. People say it's great but I am not convinced.>>2906050>after AB got acquired by InBev and was forced to divest BGThey weren't forced to divest it, they just sold all the divisions and assets they didn't want to pay down their debt from the takeover
>>2906000Chat is this real?
>>2906018If they don’t maintain it properly it won’t run. Simple as.
>>2906072You can maintain a ride improperly and it will still run indefinitely
Awkward.
>>2906076This guy gets it. Anon doesn’t know wtf he’s talking about. Unless there is an established contract the owner can maintain however they like and the manufacturer can maintain all inculpability. Sadly, there are a lot of nons and retards that now infest this site so they don’t understand how basic business works. >t. Just look at what happened at carowinds. They shut that shit down. Things like that don’t happen in the turd world
>>2906077Ouch. That’s not a good look. Hope that “person” got fired. 8/5 it was an outsourced fucking shitjeet
>>2906077Kek, fucking retarded social media intern.
>Katie makes a video talking about the swimming pool complex at the Hershey Hotel>only films herself from the neck up so you can't even tell if she's wearing a two-piece or not
>>2906077Absolutely based. $99/day for a theme park isn't reasonable, it's just high
>>2906086Saaaar
>>2906085Didn’t we already establish she’s a 40+ divorcee. Look, if you want to give into the grift good for you, but at least give into it with eyes wide open (Creed voice). It’s see better than you giving money to actual whores on OF
>>2906089>>2906090post hand
>>2906076Nope. Intamin coasters come installed with a billion sensors and if any one of them is unsatisfied the trains won’t dispatch.
>>2906103Thoosies are so naive lol
>>2906085She used the world elegant too many times.
>>2906105Not thoosies, just that retard. Let him go to china and ride the rollercoasters there. Intamin will protect him >the liveleak video is gonna be sick
>>2906106She is kind of a shiil, which is okay, she can promote the stuff and get paid for it, good for her, but sometimes her videos do feel like commercials. Literally like she's reading copy.
Gonna be doing HHN Premium Scream TomorrowI'll give the official /rcg/ rankings and my thoughts on the scarezone along with any food that's decent.
>>2906148It’s fucking August! wtf is HHN doing operating in August! This is sacrilege
>>2906148november is 2 months awayjerking off isn't that bad either
>>2906149Too many freaks and geeks. Need to increase operating hours.
>>2906149>That’s sacrilege
>>2906155I saw they extended the hours so that scare zones and houses are now operating in the middle of the day. Maybe it’s just me, but that sounds gay af
>>2906158Not to mention it must really suck for the actors who have to wear their outfits and makeup in the hot Florida sun. What the actual fuck. Who wants this? Disney adults, that’s who
When we beat the libtards and put Splash Mountain back the way it used to be, we're bringing back these guys too.
Sitrep. Went to Islands of Adventure yesterday and tried butterbeer for the first time. I thought it was going to be something special and unique.>it was literally just cream soda with a bit of whipped cream on topLeft disappointed
>>2906162I like sipping on the frozen version
>>2906164I wouldn’t be surprised if it wasn’t even IBC or Crush but some cheap off brand that they can cover up with all the whipped cream. Wouldn’t surprise me one bit. Universal can be super cheap at times
>>2906165TFW anon doesn’t even mention Bangs, the patrician’s choice of cream soda
>>2906063CARLOS!
>>2906137Yeah all those Chinese roller coaster deaths this year like… um… well…Oh and there was that one last year with… uh… where was it now…
>>2906161They’re still there in California. Florida gets the worst version of a ride as usual.
>>2906162That’s what cream soda tastes like? Can’t remember ever having it.
>>2906161Didn’t they destroy all the old splash mountain stuff, or am I thinking of the song of the south film?
>>2906200We'll remake it from scratch when Disney is the property of patriotic Americans once again
>>2905664Cool it with the anti-oriental remarks.
>>2906197As if you would ever even know about it anon…. Spend some time over there instead of just getting all your talking points from predditors
>>2906201Absolutely based
>>2906199If you’ve had butterbeer you’ve had cream soda. It’s literally the exact same thing, except with loads of whipped cream on top
>>2906209Then how do you know they’re dying?
>>2906217Why don’t you spend some time over there anon. Just google it there are multiple REPORTED deaths every single year. If you’d lived in China like I have (I’m Chinese), you’d know the actual number is multiple X that
>>2906219I googled reported roller coaster deaths in China and there were 0. 0 x 0 is still 0.
>>2906221>I googled reported roller coaster deaths in Chinano you didn't
>>2906224Yep I did.>There has not been a reported fatal roller coaster accident in China in recent years, and major theme parks like Happy Valley in Shenzhen and Beijing have experienced non-fatal malfunctions or collisions (such as the October 2023 Bullet Coaster collision in Shenzhen that injured 28 people, with no fatalities).And the I asked about non-recent years.>China has no official public records of a fatal accident occurring on a traditional tracked roller coaster in earlier decades (such as the 1990s or 2000s). Because the country's theme park boom only accelerated significantly in the 2000s, historic amusement park fatalities were relatively rare, and those that did occur took place on other high-thrill flat rides or simulators.
>>2906241Thanks ChatGPT o_O>NGMI
>>2906244That’s google. You told me to google it so I did. Your fault if you didn’t want me to.
>>2906246A basic Google search proves everything you said wrong. Why do you lie? Shit like this is 100% of the reason my parents left that shithole.
I knew the 50 cent army was all over 4chan but even here? Damn. Must be pretty fucking desperate
>>2906248All of your accusations are just confessions.
>>2906251Rollercoasters reported, not theme park deaths. Why to move the goalposts, anon. Is the CCP outsourcing to the same jeet company as the IDF? >they’re not sending their best
>>2906253Another confession disguised as an accusation. The topic has always been roller coaster deaths until you just tried to change it.>>2906137>Let him go to china and ride the rollercoasters there>>2906197>Chinese roller coaster deaths>>2906221>roller coaster deaths in China>>2906224>roller coaster deaths in China>>2906241>fatal roller coaster accident in China>>2906251>fatal roller coaster accident in ChinaYou’ve made like 10 posts now and not posted a single roller coaster fatality in China. Safe to say you’re full of shit.
>>2906254Samefag gonna same fag. Like I said, they should have never outsourced to the jeets. Actual CCP shills at least used to put in some intellectual effort. This is just embarrassing
>>2906255>still no chinese coaster fatalitiesI accept your concession.
niggas be on 4chan arguin bout sum chinese roller coaster deaths
>>2906255Zhōngguó huòshānchē shì quán shìjiè dì yī!
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>>2906165>>2906168I’m an A&W man myself
>>2906200There's a bunch of rumors about vindictive, petty Splash prop destruction behind the scenes but these rumors are only pushed by culture war chuds so I don't know if they are true.>>2906161Fuck that. Redo the whole ride from scratch.
>>2906268> Fuck that. Redo the whole ride from scratch.Duke of Hazard retheme? With a focus on Daisy?
>>2906270NGL, Dukes of Hazzard would be way fucking cooler than F&F. You could set the ride up as a chase and have a bridge jump as the finale. It would be kino AF
>>2906270Are you suggesting a Mach boat ride? À la Journey to Atlantis? Dude… a Dukes water ride.
>>2906268>There's a bunch of rumors about vindictive, petty Splash prop destructionWhy would they keep them? Just more crap taking up space in a warehouse with no clear future use. That loses money for no real gain. They stripped anything they could reuse out of them and junked the rest.
>>2906278No no, there's scrapping props and then there's having a vengeful party where you take baseball bats to the old props like someone claimed
>>2906279Very unlikely that happened but who cares if it did
>>2906278You’re fucking retarded. Do you have a brain? How much money do you think nostalgia fags would pay for that shit??? This is pure evil, vindictive, feminine, bullshit. Worthless men, no wonder they’re not getting laid
>>2906287>How much money do you think nostalgia fags would pay for that shit???Personally I'm glad they deny Disneytards a chance to own one.
>>2906289You sound like a small, bitter, little man. Disney fags may be Disney fags but that doesn’t mean they’re evil. They’re just misguided. They need hope, as do most of us. They use Disney as a security blanket and that’s what makes current Disney actually evil bc it’s destroying that blanket for them. Disney, in its essence, should be eternally pure, eternally clean, eternally fun. Nu/dis is ruining that, and those sad retards still grasp on for hope… >they need a hero
>>2906297>hey use Disney as a security blanket and that’s what makes current Disney actually evil bc it’s destroying that blanket for them.Good
>>2906298Well Fugg, that’s based. However misguided though, these people could have been good, productive, citizens. They decided to throw it all away for a dream that literally spit on them, and yet, while on their knees, they ask for more… maybe you’re right and it’s best they be out of the gene pool. Useful idiots will always be useful though, anon
>more rumours Universal GB will have Hogwarts/Forbidden Journey and Hogsmeade, instead of LOTRthree thoughts from this1. Was hoping it'd be LOTR. Shame.2. rumour is very likely true because it was announced there is a Lego Harry Potter theme park being made in Denmark of all places. Surely Britain is a more suitable place unless another company controls the rights to HP in Britain3. that its ANOTHER clone of Hogwarts/FJ and Hogsmeade leads me to think the Lost Continent new attractions will be HP related, not a new land. The "satellite" parks (Hollywood/Beijing/Japan/UK) get the clone rides but theyre an taste and make you want to visit the headquarters park in Orlando for more HP with many more unique rides
>>2906335A LOTR land would have made it a must visit park worldwide, another HP clone with nothing unique is disappointing.
>>2906351agreed. On the other hand having a Universal park in Britain without one of the most recognised British IPs in literature, which the parks are very famous for, is bonkers.Maybe one day both will there. WB owns the movie rights for both and one exists in Universal parks so not impossible.
>>2906358They chose HP bc it’s a safe choice and they know it will sell. You will never see a LOTR theme park, sadly. Too violent, and too White
LOTR is gay nerd shit and that's why it won't be a land at any theme park
>>2906365lol. Nice ragebait. It’s literally the zeitgeist of almost any fantasy epic made since. Harry Potter wouldn’t exist without LOTR and Tolkien
>>2906368It's still gay nerd shit and is too niche
>>2906369Harry Potter is literally gay nerd shit and that’s why it’s so successful. Women love that shit. Women are the #1 target consumer demographic bc they spend like crazy. White nerds will guard their wallet. Either way, LOTR is way too violent to ever be made into a theme park, despite the demand. The closest we will ever get is Fuy du Pew which I have yet to visit but will be as soon as my new baby is old enough to travel there
>>2906371I've got tickets to Kyrnren which I'm hoping is good. Suspect I'll get fucked over by the weather though.
>>2906372Super dooper cool. Here in FL the best we can get is Medieval Times which is basically just a glorified restaurant. Yall don’t realize how good you have it >last time I went to MT they made one of the knights a nigger and he kept missing every single archery shot so they basically just had to gloss over the fact that he was complete shit and cover for him. It was hilarious but also kinda infuriating bc it ruined the immersion
>>2906371>Harry Potter is literally gay nerd shit and that’s why it’s so successful.It's successful because it caters to kids, thus familiesLOTR is niche gay nerd shit
>>2906271uh yeah they're never doing that, it got memoryholed because of the confederate flag
>>2906380What’s wrong with a Confederate flag? People love that shit and it’s really pretty
>>2906391I member
>>2906371I feel like Puydufou is a park that gets slept on bc there aren’t any rides and it’s in France, but from what I hear it’s one of the best in the world. Def on my bucket list. Good shout, anon
>>2905976Hoping these are to the west of Paris so you can do a tour of these, parc asterix and Disney really easily.
>>2905976NGL, but a dragon ball/ anime/ manga park sounds gay af. Nobody outside of incel 4channers will have any idea wtf anything is about. It’s all weird
>>2906410False, Belle Epoque section has a carousel. Little kids will appreciate it.
>>2906412I think you vastly underestimate how much anime/manga has become more mainstream in the past decade. Also, France is the biggest weeb country in Europe, and the largest anime convention of Europe is held there, not to mention they have a long history of making/reading comics. If any place outside of Japan was ever gonna get an anime/manga-based theme park, it was gonna be France.
>>2906429Well shit. You’re right. I will give you a (((you))) and an updoot. >dont think for one second I’m not gonna ride that thing
>>29064308/5 if it actually gets built it’s abandoned within 5 years. I will take that bet all day every day. The people who watch anime don’t have money, and what money they do have they guard religiously
We are never riding X2 ever again are we
>>2906438Glad I got in four rides in May.
>gothic horror>corporate fast food branding>view of niagara falls from the ride>tourist kitsch>janky as fuckPostmodern masterpiece.
TIL in Florida you could use aid money to buy admission to theme parks.>Florida is being praised nationwide for becoming the FIRST STATE to add massive restrictions on taxpayer TANF and EBT welfare being used on luxury and non-essential goods and services>Things like psychic services, tattoos, alcohol, theme parks and more are no longer eligible, per Gov. Ron DeSantisDoes this mean I could use gibs in Texas or California for theme parks?
>>2906438It is kind of weird it gave two different people brain damage within a week.
>>2906444>>Things like psychic services, tattoos, alcohol, theme parks and more are no longer eligible, per Gov. Ron DeSantisHoly fucking shit. Poor people are genuine fucking scumbags. Wish they'd pull the plug on EBT all together and let them all starve.
>>2906447Vast majority of people on gibs probably didn't know it was possible to pay for those things. I blame the politicians and lobbyists for these ridiculous loopholes. Pretty sure it was reported soda companies profits tanked when soda was no longer EBT-eligible in certain states.
>>2906447Yeah why was this ever allowed
>>2906446I only see one in 2026. My guess is the guy had brain issues before which were compounded by the ride.Don't theme parks effectively make you sign an indemnity waiver in the act of purchasing admission? Don't think there have been any successful lawsuits in the US where a theme park got cleaned out because of an injury/death.
>>2906448>Pretty sure it was reported soda companies profits tanked when soda was no longer EBT-eligible in certain states.Correct, but also, the artificial demand for these products raises their prices too. So you actually get screwed twice. Your money is stolen from you and given to low IQ parasites, and then those parasites make your groceries more expensive. Imagine how much better the world would be if the bottom 1% was simply left behind.
Just letting you know project purple will be unridable after couple months. The Mack Rattle will appear and it never goes away. The return back to the station from the drop will be unbelievable I bet. Voltron has the rattle. Hyperia has the rattle. Both have never been fixed
>>2906446Ride had been operating successfully for over 20 years, now suddenly gives people brain damage? Something doesn’t add up. What are their names and show me the lawsuit. Fishy AF
>>2906447Based. Describe these “poor” people. I anticipate a massive decrease in theme park crime in FL
Is the ET ride carried by the fact the music is god tier?
>>2906456The Theme Park Worldwide guy and his wife just went to Europa-Park, and they have their baby so they didn't ride at the same time, they took turns, and Shawn said that he got the best ride he had ever had on Voltron, and his wife said it was awful and gave her a headache. So there's a rattle, but not everyone experiences it. Shawn's theory in that video is that it may be row dependent.
>>2906432Have you been to Puy du Fou? I'm guessing the whole park is in French? Is it understandable/enjoyable for someone who has a very limited grasp of French? (Took it for two semesters in college over a decade ago, wouldn't be able to order a baguette.)
>>2906453The only people who get screwed twice are subhumans who drink soda.
>>2906461No. I don’t even remember the music. It’s just a great dark ride.
>>2906461>ET ride>It is also the only remaining ride that opened with the park in 1990.Waiting with baited breath for them to replace it with something lackluster a la The Great Movie Ride.
>>2906467>I don’t even remember the musicPossibly the greatest piece of “classical” music ever done>>2906468I would scream finding out when it closes. Hopefully never
>>2906468They won’t.
I very rarely get a ride on ET where it doesn't come to a stop at some point. Usually multiple stops. I love the ride when I get a proper experience on it, but I wish it could be more consistent.
>>2906473Never had a stop, but ET rarely gets my name right. Maybe 20% of the time. It’s a common name too.
>>2906468This guy played the Warcraft 3 expansion
>>2906453I doubt EBT drives up grocery prices by much but I'd have to think about it.
>>2906412>>2906434If they're going to build an anime park in Japan it might work, everywhere else it doesn't have enough mainstream appeal and is just too weird for most people to be interested in or curious about.>>2906446>>2906457It sounds like some kind of preexisting condition. Two in a week is really odd, though, bordering on unbelievable. Hope the investigation is thorough and fair for all parties, maybe some freak incident did occur.>>2906452>Don't theme parks effectively make you sign an indemnity waiver in the act of purchasing admission?Kind of but it has its limits. I wouldn't call it an indemnity waiver, it's more like agreeing to the park's terms and conditions. Of course those vary by park, it's up to the user to read and know them. This practice isn't uncommon, you sign a contract of carriage when you buy a plane ticket, for example, that grants you certain rights and limits certain damages. Same thing going into most theme parks.
>>2906492It doesn’t, it just poor people hate. Which is total valid but no need to make shit up to do that, there are plenty of legit reasons.
>>2906335if i was a britbong i would fucking kill people if i finally got a HP park and it was a clone
>>2906468it's "bated breath" btw
>>2906497People on food stamps don't view the food stamps as part of the overall pool of money they have access to, but as extra money. They buy more food than they otherwise would if they were paying with cash. And when demand is driven up through these artificial means, the prices follow.
>>2906504How much extra food is bought?
>>2906504I agree with this statement but don't think it's a problem. Better to have too much than too little. I live in a place with a fair amount of big agriculture and at farmer's markets, you'll see people selling produce for pennies on the dollar. Ask them why and they say the government technically bought all of it so it's not available for the open market. Talking about 4 avocados for a dollar type of bargains. This is how famines are prevented.Likewise, I'd rather we have too many theme parks to choose from than too little. :^)
The only personality that really makes me rage is Kelsey Conkling. I have no idea how someone so unfunny who does nothing but bitch gets so many views.
>queer friend says he’ll never enter Saudi Arabia because it’s not safeIs it really that hard to just not be gay for a few days? Literally just stop fucking dudes, ride the coasters and you won’t have any issues.
>>2906517As long as you're not loud and proud about it, anything goes. The wealthy Saudis (and Qataris and UAE-ans) are total perverts behind closed doors who could easily make your queer friend feel like a goddamn virgin.
finding out alicia stella isn't trans was a shocker
>>2906521Dude don’t tell me that. I was just about to eat dinner. No homo but I would prefer to think all theme park enthusiasts are straight and White. Don’t ruin that for me bro
>>2906521Also I can smell a queer from a mile away and I’m retarded. Do you really think those dune coons won’t sniff you out just by your mannerisms? I know you don’t need my help and Lord knows I shouldn’t be helping you, but stay safe
>>2906550Is there any track record of them murdering gay thoosies because of uptalk or something?
Getting fatigue from thoosietubers wasting everyone's time with pointless pontificating and speculating when we all know they're no more privy to real information about these rides than we are
>>2906567Wasting time is a personal decision.
>>2906567For me it's Theme Park Brandon struggling to get through every sentence while explaining his theories.
>>2906555wtf is uptalk? Using the power of deduction are you asking if they will kill you for talking like a 1990s Californian like all you queers do. Fucking probably. I wouldn’t bet my life on it. >please don’t touch kids anon. I actually feel really bad even helping you
>>2906582Lol I can't stand that faggotThere are quite a few enthusiasts on YT who don't bother reading their script once through before recording it and then stutter and stumble over their own words & hit upload
>>2906588>>2906137/tpg/ white supremacists are so fucking lame. It’s not even well thought out white supremacy. Middle school racists could come up with more compelling opinions.>you shouldn’t go to those non-white countries>they’re all stupid and violent savages>it’s because they’re not white
>>2906501half of the population in Britain is poor and wants the other half to be just as poor via taxes. The attitude of doing well financially (as low as earning above £40k is considered well ffs) or wanting liberty comes with people openly angry at you as if you just shot their grandparent. A trip to Florida is beyond a thought to most people. A clone of HP land honestly would go down well here except for enthusiasts
>>2906604Can most brits afford Universal prices? Can't imagine having budget for 1-2K trips at an annual salary of 40K (probably closer to 60K dollarinos but still).
>>2906607Universal can be affordable yeah but depends when you go. 2 week ticket to all parks is around $600 and staying at somewhere like Surfside/Dockside is cheaper than AP discounted prices. most Brits can afford it? Probably but too lazy to research it or too anxious to patiently wait for a last minute deal
>>2906597I’ve been to over 60 countries anon, including a big chunk of Africa. That’s exactly why I wouldn’t ride the fucking rollercoaster there…>plebbit is 8====>~ that way
>>2906540Wha? How could you be confused about that? I thought it's pretty obvious she's just a big dyke.
>>2906610> 2 week ticket to all parks is around $600wtf? Last time I went I paid that for two, one day, two park tickets. What are you talking about?
>>2906674They offer 7 or 14 day tickets to Universal Florida if travelling from UK. It’s around £470 each for all parks
>>2906689Holy shit. What do you even do at universal for two weeks?
>>2906691moms
UAE seems a lot more chill than Saudi Arabia. If I was going to visit a Muslim country, I might start with UAE. No Falcon's Flight but their indoor parks look really cool.
>>2906148Give us those rankings. I think this year's line-up looks promising, but I'm not sold on Madlands, Sinners, and Strange Things.
>>2906713UAE may be a more chill place to visit but in terms of where they land on the murdering people scale, they are spending a lot of money supporting the RSF who are doing really evil things in the Sudanese Civil War.The basics:Sudanese Armed Forces vs Rapid Support ForcesA majority Arab country with a black minority. RSF wants to kill or expel all the blacks and take over the country.Saudi Arabia is supporting the Sudanese Armed Forces who are fighting the genocidal RSF.
Guys, I understand that many of you on here love X2. I’m sure you all had some amazing memories riding it with your friends/family.At the same time, it bothers me seeing people on here bashing the victims for having pre-existing conditions and also asking to view their medical records. That is so disingenuous and unnecessary. We don’t need that kind of talk on here. Stop attacking the victims.
>>2906815Thoosies are bootlickers for theme park corporations. That's why I want a fair and honest investigation. But many cases of injuries and deaths on theme parks rides are due to either negligence on the part of the rider or an undiagnosed existing conditions, and there's not much that can be done about the latter. Obviously I'm open to the possibility the ride itself may have some problem, unlikely as it may seem.
X2 is dogshit anyway you just dont want to lose a ride to consume. your day is now ruined because your hobby of speedrunning a theme park(s) in a day is now slightly less and you dont get the same value for money in your mind you only care about how quick you get a theme park done to boast about it online "Magic Mountain? I did that everything in that park by 3pm!"
>>2906830>Magic Mountain? I did that everything in that park by 3pm!Based
>>2906809>Sudanese Civil War.wtf is that? Sounds made up. Didn’t Angelina Jolie already go over there and save everybody?
HOLY FUCK BROS. >why did nobody tell me Cedar Point was this fucking amazing. As someone who has only been to FL theme parks before this place is fucking insane. I got bugs in my teeth and down my fucking throat but I don’t care bc the vibes of this fucking place are outrageously incredible. Holy fuck. 10/10 park. Way better than anything I’ve ever been to at Orlando. The operations are the best I’ve ever experienced, the people are all clean and amazing, and the vibes are off the charts. This may be my new favourite place in the entire world. >nighttime at CP is literally like something out of a dream
>>2906876yess cedar point is soooo good when u go on a good day!! sometimes everything gets a 60+ minute line, but if you plan out your rides and avoid the crowds it's so good. last time i visited this guy gave me a bunch of single use fast lanes after i mentioned having to leave later in the afternoon.
Dollychads, we're getting fucking invaded over here.
>>2906894once the novelty of dolly parton being Dead wears off, they'll go back to consooming at disney. park may be busier for the next like year though
River Caves in BPB confirmed to be re-opening in 2027 with redone scenes and new boats. 120 years old, was worried they were going to tear it out.
>katie will never congratulate you on your new credit milestone and tell you how happy she is for youIt hurts.
>>2906911that is a really bad photo of her
>>2906911She's ridden so many more roller coasters than me. She wouldn't even look my way.
>>2904031Disney Strawpollhttps://strawpoll.com/XmZRQ8pdvgd
>>2904031Dollywood moment of silence https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8v7QQAd/
>>2906959Is she Hispanic?
>>2906959hag
>>2906977Isn’t she like 44 and a divorcee?
>>2906985idk about 40 but def a hag
>>2906876I knew about the bugs before my first ride and I kept my mouth closed on TT2. when I was collecting my breath walking off a bug flew down my throat.
>>2906876least obvious ohioan
>>2906988I don’t even remember what I do with my mouth on it. I think it’s open but not much. Never caught any bugs. This nigga caught a bird though.
If Walt the GOAT came back to life for a day, what parks stuff would you want him to see and what do you think he'd feel about it?At the risk of pissing him off over the name I think a day at Epcot would be nice because of Spaceship Earth and American Adventure. Stuff that seems would be up his alley. If I wanted to go more for showing him advancements in technology and themed entertainment, possibly Tokyo Disneysea. If it could only be one ride, I think Rise of the Resistance still has the edge after all these years and I'm trying to factor out my Disney bias. Monsters unchained at Universal is great but doesn't have the "wow" or "how did they do that?" moments.
>>2907008Poseidon already BTFO Rise of the Resistance.
>>2906973No, liberals poured them in to replace her people.
>>2907008I think the first time a homo came up to him he'd be shocked. There were no homos before he died. Especially at places with children.
>>2906876CP has always been the coaster leader. Even when I was a teen.
>>2904031I can't believe this opened in 1905. Wow amazing https://youtu.be/TKnTlr9iDaQ?si=GA-eZ3CyLvy5YKp9
>>2906906Good news for once. Too bad this guy >>2904093 will absolutely never put it in one his posts.
>>2907023They also apparently have the most rides in the world, which is strange because I can’t think of a single notable non-coaster. Their spaceshot is complete shit.
>>2907025Luckily that parks in that guy’s posts are not in the top 250 things that concern me. I’m sure that applies to the rest of us here as well.
>>2907029>Their spaceshot is complete shit.It was the tallest in the world until the one in Saudi Arabia opened up in the last year or two
>>2907033There are elevator shafts in New York that are way taller than that.>but elevators are really slowSo is Cedar Point’s spaceshot.
>>2907036Idc I don't ride any of them, they're not fun once you've been on it a handful of times
>>2907039Dr. Doom still hits for me. I’ve heard good things about the one in Iowa too.
>>2907008>I think Rise of the Resistance still has the edge after all these years and I'm trying to factor out my Disney bias. Monsters unchained at Universal is great but doesn't have the "wow" or "how did they do that?" moments.what sort of braindead fag must you be. Even the most disney cock gargling slave would say Rise of the Resistance is not as good as Monsters Unchained.Id show Walt the Spider-Man ride at IOA and then tell him its 27 years old and his guys still havent done anything as good. Hopefully he'd figure a way out to stay alive for more than a day to sort their shit
>>2907049You're just being facetious. Rise is way more technically impressive. Monsters is good and in some respects better themed but it's "simply" a bunch of animatronics and screens. In this hypothetical visit, Walt would be more impressed with the robot arm ride system. He would know how the rest of the ride works.Rise employs a bunch of stage tricks that catch you off guard the first time and has like 4 preshows that make the ride feel longer than it is. >spider man better than anything Disney has done sinceok so you were just trolling me
>>2907059NTA but that’s just it - Rise only catches you off guard the first time you ride it. It’s a novelty ride. Its animatronics are inferior to those of Monsters’ (the arm waving intensifies).
>>2907142Rise has the bones to be truly great but was ruined by the sequel trilogy and Chapek's budget cuts. There's already rumors of a full retheme (probably won't happen for at least 7-8 years though) in early development to make it set in the original trilogy. I don't think it would be that hard to make it the best dark ride in the world but that would require Disney not being retarded.
>>2904031https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8vw51Tf/
>>2907182>rumoursNo. It’s just cope that has caught on because everybody knows the ride isn’t good enough
>>2907047Falcons Fury at BG blows it out of the sky
>>2907189That's not a spaceshot.
>>2907182How would you improve it? I think it does pretty well at what it's going for. I have no imagination though.
>>2907192It's better than a Space Shot
>>2907193Not him but I think that's the issue with the ride. It's hard to put into words why it's less than the sum of its parts.Thinking about it I think I know why it isn't quite as satisfying as it should be: It feels like a walkthrough attraction where you're on a mobility scooter. You're not whizzing through a base at high speed trying to escape, You're slowly quickly walking through a base, occasionally stopping in rooms. There's no interesting use of the cars (especially given I've never ridden it when the guns were working or even the AT-AT cannon). Compare that to Mickey's Railroad where it uses the ride system as it should be used.Even Ratatoille does it better, even if the ride asks too much (the ride would be so much better with motion bases)
>>2907200>You're not whizzing through a base at high speed trying to escape, You're slowly quickly walking through a base, occasionally stopping in roomsIsn't that better? If you didn't stop you wouldn't get to appreciate the scenes.>There's no interesting use of the cars (especially given I've never ridden it when the guns were working or even the AT-AT cannon). Compare that to Mickey's Railroad where it uses the ride system as it should be used.Remind me of the difference? I do remember the waterfall part being really cool.
>>2907202>Isn't that better? If you didn't stop you wouldn't get to appreciate the scenes.It's a bit of a paradox but Spider-man does show you can get the balance between rushing to escape and taking in scenes right (and Transformers gets it wrong, rushing about not taking anything in). RotR is cool, but not exciting (you only get the blood pumping slightly in the escape pod).I'll also say that god fucking damn mobility scooters kill the atmosphere.>Remind me of the difference? I do remember the waterfall part being really cool.Off the top of my head, things Mickey's Railword does that's neat:>Illusion of it being on rails at the start behind goofy's locomotive>the dance room rehersals>being on the conveyor belt in the factory>meeting up again with goofyThe scenes are also packed with details so the cars being free roaming lets you notice new things each time and boosts re-rideability.
>>2904031https://www.roughmaps.com/culture/the-50-best-roller-coasters-in-the-world-ranked/52
>>2907242>ctrl f>pantheon >0 matches found>close tab
>>2907244>pantheonIt's good but not great tierIf BGW hadn't clear cut the plot it sits on and actually done a little queue/station theming it might have made the list. It's shameful how bad it is compared to the other rides there
>>2907242>not a single universal or disney roller coasternot saying they're the best, but something is going on with this website
European theme parks look so awesome. I wish more American parks were at the level of what they do in Europe.
>>2907260It's just because newer is better. Parks in Asia are better too and parks in the Middle East are better too. I'm sure if we ever have theme parks in outer space they're going to be even better.
>>2907153Extremely wholesome girl. Please protect her.
>>2907260>>2907269More coping from not just non-Floridians but actual fucking foreigners.
>>2907256The only coaster from Disney or Universal that could have made the list is Velocicoaster>>2907260>Ugly fake rocks w/ water staining>Ugly fake building facades>Ugly monorailYou have a point but that pic is Sea World tier
There are people who go to fairgrounds and don't go on rides where the operator actively tried to cause you serious harm. Why even bother?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqa-RTHRMWM
>>2907242No iron Gwazi. Opinion disregarded. Also, it mentioned a “brand spanking new” ride, made in 2019… wtf is this list
>>2907242Europoors will never recover.
>>2907252Pantheon is the best ride in the park.
>>2907329An old list
Anybody else ever get sick after riding Valraven? I ride every other coaster on the entire park and even LOVED Nlue Streak even though it makes you feel like you’re gonna fuckin die (it was awesome), but somehow after Valeaven I felt nauseous and got a headache and had to go lie down for a few hours before I could ride again…
>>2907365i can see it yeah. i usually skip the ride when i go to cedar point but it definitely is getting a bit rough with age and the b&m dives aren't my favorite model anyways. my home park has iron menace and that ride is outright terrible.
>>2907372The theming and chicken sandwiches are awesome though. >FASTER… FASTER… FASTER…
>>2907372It sucks that Dorney Park finally got a big new investment, and it ended up being super rough.
>>2907378It does suck but I’d say they deserve it for having no ambition. In a coaster world where Intamin, RMC, Mack and Vekoma were doing incredible things, they bought a dive coaster. They made their bed. Let them lie in it.
>>2907385Yeah but most people aren't super into roller coasters like we are. Most people who see a dive coaster probably don't know that there's a ton of them. If you go to Dorney Park just because it's the closest park to you, you'd probably have been very happy with just a typical dive coaster.
>>2907385The park doesn't usually get the final say in what they get, some executive does. A park's GM can lobby for or against certain rides and use their pull to get what they want, but ultimately it's out of their hands when it comes to capital spending.
>>2907372Tbf im not knocking it completely. It was the middle of the day and I was probably dehydrated, but I had gone from ride to ride before that no issues what so ever, but as soon as we hit the final breaks on Valraven I knew I was done. I was also last seat on left on back row if that makes any difference. After my little lie down we went back and I rode I think 9x coasters in a row no issues. Idk, I just don’t want to be too hard on that ride, bc it was a lot of fun
>>2907392>the final breaks*brakes
>>2907393Ty anon <3
>>2907365What did you think of corkscrew?
>>2907395Honestly, I think it was an absolutely stunning coaster. The way it lines up with the main path, its layout, and esp its color scheme was amazing. When I rode it I had to crouch down to fit in the seats bc I’m really tall, but even with that, I felt great and happy otherwise. My back hurt a little bc I was too big for the seats, but other than that, would def recommend. Not everybody is a stretch, lol
>>2907377never had the chicken sandwich (usually i just eat at sheetz or something instead), but i can concur, the theming was really great and i think the ride is an overall net positive for the park. >>2907389yeah i heard they were originally gonna get a shuttle woodie like switchback at zdt but it fell through due to covid. >>2907392yeaaaa that'll definitely do it. hydration is so important at parks, esp in the summer. i had a very similar reaction after doing medusa at gadv and the diet coke i had after was truly legendary,
>>2907388Most people see a dive coaster and pass on it. Sheikra is more likely to be deserted more than almost any other coaster in Florida, only beating out Air Grover, Super Grover’s Box Car Derby, Kraken and Tigris.
>>2907395Why is every good picture of it so low res?
>>2907409i mean that's probably just because the coaster's not as new and shiny as cheetah hunt or iron gwazi, which tend to get most of the lines at BGT afaik. griffon still gets a line at BGW sometimes and ppl enjoy it.
>>2907415Every single ride had a long line at CP. every single one. What sucks about CP is that unlike BG fast pass isn’t fast pass. You get CP fast pass and they drop you off where you still have to wait at least 20-30 minutes. You get on BG fast pass and you’re on the ride usually in 5 minutes or less. >I mean, I guess that’s better bc the operations are fucking insane at CP and I didn’t see a single ride that wasn’t running 2-4 trains minimum, but still. It’s expensive and if you only have one day I felt like I was throwing away $200+
>>2907416Also why TF does wild mouse not have fast pass?! I had to skip that one bc I simply didn’t have the time and had to hit the road.
>>2907417I think because the capacity on that one is so low, the really long line would be just unbearable if they took Fast Lane too, especially since the ride appeals to kids.
>>2906162>>2906165>literally just cream soda with a bit of whipped cream on topNo it's not.>>2907008>Monsters unchained at Universal is great but doesn't have the "wow" or "how did they do that?" moments.Well, then you should actually fucking ride it and stop basing your opinion from Youtube videos of it.
>>2907419> >literally just cream soda with a bit of whipped cream on topNo it's not.You’re right. It’s shitty fucking Faygo cream soda with off brand Good Value whipped cream on top. Thanks for pointing that out anon
>>2907420I have no idea what Faygo or Good Value shit tastes like, because I'm not a poorfag. Stick to the discussions about parking lot coaster parks and leave Universal and Disney to the people who have money for actual vacations.
>>2907421Ok Poseidon. When are you going to get a woman and leave your little apartment? Oh wait, what’s that? You say you’re too old now and that it would be “immoral” to bring kids into the world now bc you’re at your certain age and you wouldn’t be able to be an active dad with them. I don’t forget anon. You don’t even know who TF I am. You’re not even old and you’re using it as a cope bc you know know your situation (I will never dox don’t worry), but if you’re going to act like an ass I will fucking call your bitch ass out. Faggot
>>2907422>Ok Poseidon.Fuck that guy, lmao. And I'm not reading the rest of your gay ass reply.
>>2907423Yeah I already know you’re gay. You didn’t need to reenforce that with the homosexual picture
>>2907416i mean on most days, there are a lot less people at BGT than at CP as well. while they have similar yearly attendance numbers, CP is only open seasonally while BGT enjoys year-round operations thanks to the florida heat. that said, i've never been to BGT so idk what it's like there
>>2907424Lol, it's a popular meme gif, not a "picture". I'm glad it triggered you.
>>2907256Thoosies are mentally ill >>2907419>then you should actually fucking ride it and stop basing your opinion from Youtube videos of itokay what am I missing? it's all pretty straight forward.
>>2907425>>2907425>Operations: CPCP is the best in the entire world. I have never experienced operations as efficient, friendly, helpful, or as energetic as at CP. just listening to the live commentary at the station is half of the entertainment. Ride Gemini after dark and see how it goes. 10/10>Animals: BGWhile I love the camel and cow petting. Not being sarcastic, it is was actually pretty fun to pet all the wild farm animals at CP. The goats and turkeys were the icing on the top. Nothing will compare to seeing real African animals at BG, though. >Beauty: CPI’ve never seen anything in my entire life like it. Driving up to the peninsula and seeing that skyline that spells Ohio. Holy shit. Insane. Not even close >Cleanliness: CPYou would struggle to find garbage on the paths here whilst you would easily find overfilled cans at BG>Number of Rides CP: Obviously
>>2907428>Theming: TossupThis was my first ever experience at a boardwalk style Amusement park and I thought it was INCREDIBLE. However, if you want immersion and to feel like you’re somewhere you’re not, BG wins. I’ve been all over the world anon and CP was a theme all into herself. Just depends where you’ve been and what you’re into. >Rollercoasters: CPThey take everything at BG and just make it bigger and more intense. However, I would say for entry level coasters BGT would be my preferred park bc you can work your way up. >Demographics: CPSpeaks for itself. However I did see a handful of literal muslims there and it creeped me the TF out. I hope that doesn’t continue. >Food: TossupIt’s all tp slop but CP allows food at park open if you have a pass and BG makes you wait until 11. If it wasn’t for Zambezi it wouldn’t even be close. The burgers at the CP diner and that big restaurant they have in the beach are very nice. >Overall Experience CP. It’s got everything. Everybody is friendly and helpful. Everything is clean. If they upgraded the Breakers this place would fucking rule. Breakers were a bit of a disappointment. I stayed at a random Hilton on the ride back and it was way nicer for 1/5 the price. >Final Rating: CP: 10/10 BGT: 7/10 BGT is still my fav park but damn, did this trip show me how incredible it could be if they had proper operations. If you’re a theme park enthusiast, you have to get your ass to CP immediately bc it shames everything we have in FL. Eveything works. There are no elements that don’t. They work for everything they earn and it shows. Well done, Ohio. I love you.
>>2907427wait, are you for real? have you really not even been on the ride? >watches single porn video as a virgin>>uh...sex looks pretty straightforward, with no "wow" moments. I'm not sure what I'm missing.
>>2907430So can you answer the question? Quit playing stupidMU doesn't mess with stage tricks like Disney does. That doesn't make it a bad ride but in my opinion if you are going to be the best you need that little bit extra.
>>2907432>>2907427NTA, but you don't think for a ride that swings you around wildly on a robot arm, that watching a video of it while you are sitting still on your fat ass in front of a computer screen might be quite a different experience?
>>2907432I'm not playing stupid. I'm just not humoring discussion with a thoosie who never rode the attraction. It's no different than if we were foodies discussing whether foie gras or caviar or whatever is overrated, and someone admittedly had never tasted it (and probably can't afford it). If there's no experiential reference, what's the point? lol
>>2907435> whether foie gras or caviar or whatever is overratedFoie gras is gamey and tastes like liver and it’s also extremely cruel and idt you can even get it outside of France or the third world anymore > caviarNot bad actually, but then you have the Svruga vs Beluga and all that bullshit. Again, another good largely only enjoyed by the third world bc they don’t care about overfishing or cruelty. You sound like a poser
>>2907436>autist can't understand analogies or hypothetical examples used to illustrate a pointHow would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
>>2907434Obviously, I never suggested otherwise. I'm not rating the rides on the live experience I'm rating by what they have on paper. >>2907435I'm not even trying to dump on MU - I'm sure I would love it if I went. My only point has been that Rise does a little extra and that elevates it for me even if I can concede MU is better in other areas - again, despite never riding it. You can call them gimmicks or whatever. I just like illusions and tricks and as far as I'm aware MU doesn't do much of that at all. I'm sure it's still a good ride though.
>>2907438>I'm not rating the rides on the live experience I'm rating by what they have on paper.Forgive me, but I have to value the opinions of those who have ridden both over yours.
>>2907437You sound like you need some Ortolan buntings. Poorfag. >I legitimately hate third world shitskins like you so fucking much it’s unreal You never mature past the: “if it’s more expensive that means it’s the best. I need to be seen with it otherwise people won’t value me.” Phase bc you’re mentally unable to grasp the nature of the real world. It’s embarrassing.>you experience this all the time in NYC and Miami when these fucking poojeets think if they show up with a $400k watch that will get their brown ass laidMeanwhile, back in the country club, we just chill and help eachother
>>2907440And those jeets STILL have to pay for pussy. And these are the fanciest of the fancy ones
>>2907440What are you even talking about?
>>2907442You call people poorfags bc you think universal and disney are somehow “superior” just bc they are more expensive and easier accessible to foreigners. Actual richfags >t. Don’t give a fuck about all that, they just care about the experience and about having a good time. >if you have to put somebody else down to feel good about yourself you’re doing something wrong
>>2907439I don't understand why you have to be so butthurt about it. A Universal ride I've never ridden that I expect would more closely compete with RotR would be Battle of the ministry.
>>2907443Wow, that's much more lucid and comprehensible. Good job.It's not that clear cut. While your observations are generally accurate, you don't have to be truly rich to look down on apparent poorfag Six Flags/Cedar Park/etc. parkgoers. Also, your point of not putting people down is fair enough too. But remember this is an anonymous imageboard. It's entirely possibly people say things intentionally to rile up others, especially if certain types of individuals are perceived to have annoying communication styles or "out-group" opinions.>tldr don't take it so personally, especially if the attacks ostensibly don't apply to you
>>2907444You've been treated rather tamely given you're on 4chan opining on shit you have no personal knowledge of. People have been flamed for less.
>>2907447>thinking youre not the faggot here
>>2907448I'm a turbofaggot in most cases, actually. That fact doesn't improve your standing or arguments, however.
>>2904031>Went to SeaWorld last month>Waiting on parents to go to Epcot for Food & Wine later this year>Animal Kingdom has a whole zone being redone that won't be finished until next year>Magic Kingdom has a whole zone being redone that won't be finished until the year after the next>Went to MGM last year, don't really need to go back for a while>Never gave a shit about Universal Studios>Have gone to Islands a bit too much>Don't want my first outing at Epic Universe to be just myselfI have next Friday as a prime day to go to an Orlando park so I can also be in town to see the showings at the Enzian that weekend but I don't know where I'd actually want to goIs it water park time?
i'm visiting magic mountain next january. they're not gonna open X2 by then, are they?
>>2907453>Magic Kingdom has a whole zone being redoneKind of a loose definition of a zone considering you probably never stepped foot in it. Unless you just don't like seeing construction
>>2907453You’re looking for validation, you got it. Go ahead. If you touch one of my kids though…:
>>2907453>is it water park time?Volcano Bay, nigga
>>2907457I can smell the tacos and feminism from the screen
>>2907458>tacos and feminismI'm wondering what your life experiences and internet consumption habits have been such that the concept of visiting Volcano Bay and my silly "Volcano Bay, nigga" expression made you think of Mexican food and mentally-ill female ideology.
>>2907459If you dont know. You will never know
>>2907460
>>2907464My wife told me today she didn’t want me to get our daughter into HP bc she thinks it will make her gay. I’ve never been a HP dude but I think I’ve seen all the movies, maybe? They weren’t memorable. Alas, to see a chick who read every single book say, “no, don’t take my lil me to Universal Hogwarts, bc that will make her gay,” speaks volumes. Idk wtf it’s speaking but I’ll listen to her >I think deep down she’s saying make kids grow up and grow balls and create their own faggy little world, rather than having to co-opt a faggy little world made by someone else Did you ever built a fort in the woods growing up?
>>2907467If she’s read every book and is now scared it will make the kids gay, she's definitely had her brain softened to oatmeal by the internet. And probably yours too.
>>2907467Less worried about faggotry with HP more concerned with getting hooked on witchcraft
>>2907471>>2907470I think it was more about the consumerism and the people. Everyone was grossed out.
>>2907467marry someone better next time
>>2907474Maybe. However she does have a point. Don’t be force fed just bc you have no alternatives. Get out there.
>>2907475This isn’t force feeding you tard
>>2907476Idk. All I know is that I grew up making my own journeys and tales and so should you. Godspeed anon, and I wish you proud children
>>2907415Space Mountain is decades older than Sheikra and it isn’t a walk-on 2/3 of the time. Montu is older too, as is Mummy and Big Thunder Mountain. It has nothing to do with age. It’s just boring.
>>2907428CP ops suck. This year when I was there millennium force was dispatching a train every four minutes. I’ve been to sixty parks this year and only Alabama Adventure was worse than that.
>>2907429>This was my first ever experience at a boardwalk style Amusement parkNo it wasn’t lmao. CP is nothing like that.>Rollercoasters: CP>They take everything at BG and just make it bigger and more intenseSteel Vengeance and its bunny hills are not more intense than Iron Gwazi.>Food: TossupNo it’s fucking not. Busch Gardens food is constantly making national news for roaches or cooks putting their bare hands in it or some other nasty shit. There’s nothing there as good as the fourth best meal at CP.>If you’re a theme park enthusiast, you have to get your ass to CP immediately bc it shames everything we have in FLFlorida has way better coasters overall than CP.>If you’re a theme park enthusiast, you have to get your ass to CP immediately bc it shames everything we have in FLFlorida has way better coasters overall, though no single park has better coasters than CP of course. CP can’t into theming.>Eveything works.Valravn drops right into a brake run.
>>2907467If you have a son don't circumcise him. Buy him a harry potter book if you must, but leave his genitals intact.
>>2907453>Animal Kingdom Tropical Americas open next yearlol>Magic Kingdom Piston Peak opens year after nextdouble lolAnyway go Epic or Epcot. Both are perfect for walking around on your own.
>>2907428>>2907429I'm glad you had a fun time at Cedar Point!
>>2907489>attacking a wholesome park like BGKys
>>2907467I thought yall were mad at JK Rolling because she's against faggots
>>2907453Why can't you just ask some girl to go to the park with you? Maybe you will hit it off? I recommend getting fast passes. Despite not Annual Pass, its still very packed.
>>2904031Alright yall !! The kids are officially tucked in school jail. The weather is softer, the crowds are gone. What Halloween event are you attending??I heard HHN actually bans anyone under 18 not accompanied with an adult. Very good news for us. Not so much for kids who just want to have fun.
>>2906161I dunno. A black guy is slated to win the election.
>>2904277The guy who posts that is definitely Asian. He's trying to make it out like the Asian parks are equal to the big international parks like MK. I suspect China.
>>2907550>defending private equity rapeKYS
>>2907566Isn’t MK considered the world castle park though? It has half the rides of DL. I’ve heard it’s worse than the international ones too though I haven’t been to those yet.
>>2907553How’s is Kings Island’s?
>>2907553>I heard HHN actually bans anyone under 18 not accompanied with an adult. Very good news for us. Not so much for kids who just want to have fun.Nah, I don't think that's true, at least not in Florida. City Walk has a chaperone policy but only for kids without park tickets. Anyway, I'll be attending HHN in a week then spending the rest of the Halloween season working at a haunted house.
>>2904832Stop pretending you're equal to America
>>2904836Someone in Paris is doing things right.Compare this ad : https://youtu.be/RR_VrPTQHzA?si=E3jtwSQHIKOGCIaaTo the wdw ad where they have country music set to a bunch of urban blacks and browns with brillo Afro hair out jumping around the park like that makes any sense.
>>2907569? No? It is much bigger with more rides. It isn't over crowded and as loud as Shanghai China and is much cleaner with much nicer service. https://youtu.be/PkA-5_OW8z4?si=_kvT82ZlaTj4K8T0
>>2907568>attacking clean, garden & coaster parks for young healthy teens KYShttps://youtu.be/QFKaNVYICko?si=6cVCh8lPGwHDH2HA
>>2907582Oh, that’s good it’s not the absolute worst in the world then.
>>2907583The attacks will continue until the rape ceases.>worst maintenance in the country>worst food in the country>worst food prices in the country>worst locker policies in the country>worst ride availability in the country>worst customer relations in the country>worst ops in the country, except maybe six flags over georgia
>>2907587Best fauna by a long shot though, no other park can compare. Until private equity starts lighting the trees on fire, I'm just not gonna give a damn.
>>2907590Visit a zoo.
>>2907598>poorfag can't afford to visit zoos and theme parksNot being able to pay for annual passes with EBT must really sting huh?
>>2907600Of course I can afford to visit Busch Gardens. Everyone can. It’s the second poorest park in the country after Six Flags. Only $155 for an annual pass to all 11 parks in the chain. That’s only $14 per park, or less than some fast food value meals. I’ve used mine to visit all the Sea World and Busch Gardens properties this year, as well as the Pennsylvania Sesame Place.But that’s not the point. The point is instead of going to a mediocre theme park zoo, you should just visit a real zoo.
>>2907604No thanks, I'm going to enjoy the animals and trees in Busch Gardens and not ride a single ride and there's nothing you can do to stop me. The atmosphere of a theme park and a zoo are totally different and enjoyable in different ways.
>>2907605At least choose a non-poverty theme park then. $14 isn’t enough to keep the riffraff out.
I haven't been to Busch Gardens Tampa but I'll definitely visit once Kumba's Revenge opens. I'm so excited to get on Iron Gwazi.
>>2907610Don't care about pricing. It's already been covered last thread, when it comes to real trees and real animals inside a theme park, Busch Gardens can't be beat. Disney and Universal have nice bits, but for a theme park effectively plopped inside a forest, it's BG or bust. I hate private equity with a passion, but they're going to have to burn acres upon acres, enough to make the LA fires look like a birthday cake, before BG will lose its place as the forest king.
>>2907613Dollywood is better and more secluded feeling because of the mountains it's built around
>>2907622Dollywood is great but it's a totally different biome. Temperate mountains =! semi-tropical coast. As a result, the vegetation between the two parks is very different.Also do you really think private equity isn't going to get its grubby paws on Dollywood? Dolly's spouse is dead and she had no direct descendents. I give the PE sharks a year tops. They're already circling her estate, a real shame.
>>2906718Was severely ill to the point of delirium but recovered enough to get my thoughts acrossIP>Ozzie (did twice)Surprising sleeper hit, thought it would be bad but genuinely an amazing house. Leans a lot on old school horror, feels very much like a universal monsters house.>Hellraiser (did three times)Mainly based off the first two good movies with a bit of the third's opening. Very much a fun haunted house but I'm a hellraiser fan so.im biased. Missed all chatterers my first go around so had to do it again>Sinners (did once)Not scary, very much feels like a movie advertisement to advertise something that the kids know. Doesn't have much teeth to it. Still interesting >Evil Dead Burn (did once)Shit, boring, trite, worthless. Yet another demonic possession house with no gimmick where a bunch of regular people go crazy and evil. Very flavorless and part of it feels stolen from other houses which did the domestic terror angle better.>Stranger Things (did once)Very technically impressive but not scary and definitely not worth the wait time for how overloaded the line will be filled to the brim with people who recognize the famous property. Worth doing if the line isn't over an hour unless you're a mega fanStill a bit sick so I'll try and collect my thoughts for original properties but genuinely all of them are good to great.
>>2904497>>2904499Poseidon is that you
>>2904533Fuckin ew. I hope that's not what my husband is thinking when we are at the parks with all the other wholesome families.
>>2905042They poured in Puerto Ricans and other loud cultures to wipe out the whites. Now they're even building mosques in Lake County, the most white rednecky Christian place on the planet.
>>2905986The group chat is a psyop
>>2906077Hershey made a good point, desu. And the people on social media went insane over a good tweet. They have a free indoor ride at Hershey. I think its amazing. https://youtu.be/63ag6RtNPIc?si=aZKo4T-cy-b5YMzQ
>>2906197You're going to anger the Chinaman
>>2906249Don't fool yourself. They own it all. You're always talking to either an Indian or a Chinaman.
>>2907587None of that is true
>>2907604Sigh. Once again let's examine the source here.BG is friendly to Christians. The fact that it is affordable and stays that beautiful and fun is a good thing.
>>2907632Damn, that sucks anon. Glad Ozzy is awesome as that's really the only IP I was looking forward to. Between that and the Weeknd house a few years back, it makes me hope creative does more musician houses in the future.
>>2907583"YOUNG HEALTHY TEENS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be YOUNG HEALTHY TEENS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE YOUNG HEALTHY TEENS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of minorities after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
>>2907436>Foie gras tastes like liverI might have some shocking news, anon...
>>2907645Puerto Ricans are American.and a shocking number are White [capitalized].
>>2904031Tim Tracker is posting all the HHN houses https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8cMa6Pt/
>>2907738I didn't say they weren't American. I said they were poured in to replace the whites. Only a few of them are white. Most are chock full of indigenous brown.
>>2907671You described me! bro thanks.
>slinky dog dash closed 3 days so far>can’t get train off 2nd launchwhen are people going to wake up and realise Mack are fucking shit? Not even mentioning the headache inducing rattle they have
>>2907671America will never have a pure white town ever again. The clean living we knew in the 1950s will never be here again. Now we are Puerto Rico. And China. And Africa. And Pakistan.
>>2907613Pricing is critical to keeping out black people. Busch is a poor people park.
>>2907657Funny how someone was called out for being too poor to get into Busch Gardens and then it was the pointed out that they have some of the lowest prices in the industry. And now letting in poor people is a good thing. Tampa apologists need to get their story straight.
>>2907837There are white towns, just not in Florida.>clean living>everything smelled like cigarettesPick one.
>>2907830>Macks rattle and break down>Intamins break down>B&Ms rattle and are boring>RMC is bankruptKneel before your king.
>>2907862Oops wrong pic
>>2907863Fuck wrong pic again
>>2907863For wooden coasters yeah. Gravity Group ain’t doing shit but fixing old coasters and making family coasters.
>>2907862>>RMC is bankruptWhere's that coming from?
I wish more parks were open weekdays in the fall. I hate the heat and I wish I never had to be outside in the summer. I'd love to enjoy fall weather at a theme park, but most parks are only open on weekends at that point, and then they're doing their Halloween events that are way too crowded.
>>2907869Not him but RMC seem to have a general market issue. Their big coasters have a massive footprint and can't interact well with scenery and other rides which limits them and they've been a bit slow on the "family+" meta. They've been far too slow to get the Wild Moose ready for market.Compare them to GCI who can do good family woodies in compact spaces and low heights (look at the Wicker Man for a big example, Alton Towers had been trying to get a wooden coaster for decades)
>>2907872I still don’t fucking see how the world has already run out of parks that want their normal I-box coasters but here we are.
>>2907873They're opening a big new one in Walibi Belgium in 2028. Is really love to visit that park when it opens, and hit up Plopsaland as well.
>>2907872>Their big coasters have a massive footprint>Compare them to GCI who can do good family woodies in compact spacesI think RMC's train and track system is capable of any design GCI could produce, is there info around to the contrary? Most of their big coasters were rebuilds of existing coasters so naturally they used most or all of the old ride's footprint.
>>2907858Guess natural foliage is a poor person privilege and parking lot parks are coded for the bourgeoisie.
>>2907870Disney and Universal are closed weekdays in the fall? That's definitely news to me.
>>2907876There doesn't seem to be any obvious reason why they can't do tighter layouts but... they just don't seem to. Only example I've seen from them is Yoy but that's a single file racing raptor which is pretty much the most compact coaster style possible.There's always the chance they just aren't a fan of those designs but I've a suspicion it's either the supports they use don't lend themselves to it or that their trains lack momentum so have to keep up a high speed to avoid stalls/rollbacks and that makes them unsuitable for tight layouts
>>2907886I just think no park has asked for something like that.
>>2907884>reading comprehension
>>2907826You implied *immigration* with "poured in". I won't tolerate any protestations otherwise. You should have specified "indigenous brown Puerto Ricans" if you wanted clearer communication.
>>2904031https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8cyc4je/
>>2907902You really said you're not going to tolerate protestations like you're a King and not a third worlder lucky enough to have internet access.
Waterpark fun
>>2907656None of that is remotely controversial.
>>2908011Her breasts are well matured for her 18 years.
>>2908015
X2 niggas, I think it's actually over...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL9rkiiNGk0
>>2908003You really said a bunch of words like you've succeeded at insulting or knowing anything about me.>inb4 some predictable trite midwit retort like "I know enough, I know you're brown and..."
where are all the black roller coaster girls
>>2908038Generally they don't like coasters
>>2908031I think so. I hate to admit it, but I'm pretty sure the coaster is killing people, and it's gone beyond the standard amount of minimal risk you take when riding any coaster. I'm curious why all of a sudden it gave two people serious brain injuries within one week, but I don't think it's worth opening it back up. If I ran Six Flags I'd close it.
>>2908040Shut the fuck up
>>2908040Eh, it's killed less people than the spiked lemonade from Panera and last time I checked, Panera is still offering the killer lemonade. Besides, how many coasters have actually killed some riders? Instant street cred right there
>>2908045they have deaths every week in china on coasters
>>2908046Wouldn't surprise me desu, given their population
>>2908046Yeah, like on that one coaster… trying to remember the name…
>>29080404 people in 25 years isn’t much. Europe has ride models that regularly kill people and no one cares.
>>2908054Because it's cool as fuck. It's too bad it's considered bad taste to use the deaths in advertising, you know a non-zero number of people are seeking those kind of thrills.
AF1 SOLD
>>2908062TO WHOM???
>>2908063They won’t say.
>>2908065Lame. Well, I'm glad it's sold and not gonna be scrapped. Really neat ride. If it's somewhere in the US, I'll definitely try to ride it again.
>>2908063china
>>2908062>AF1 SOLDTO SCRAPPERS
>>2908054>Europe has ride models that regularly kill people and no one cares.Which ones?
>>2908063me I bought it
>>2908076KENTUCKYENTUCKY(It's a long shot but a man can dream.)
>>2908070Tagada
>>2908068ERRRRRRRRRRRRR WRONG
>>2904031It's pumpkin spice season yall squee!!https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8cm1Cge/
>>2908015They put hormones in ground beef & pouring in the third world lowered the development of puberty.
>>2908035Because you're a boring, jealous, and desperate nonwhite I don't want to waste energy interacting with.
>>2908157no its notsummer is never ending and the government just hasn't told us
>>2908158>pouring in the third world lowered the development of puberty???
>>2908179Hispanics have their periods much earlier and now the whites are the same way.
>>2908179Special interest voters have to relate everything to their topic of choice.
>>2908062>AF1 SOLDMy bet is Silverwood
>>2908211That would be great for Silverwood. Pretty disappointing for everyone else.
>>2908235RMC is buying it back from the bank and selling it to Silverwood
>>2908181Okay, but how is that exclusively attributed to exposure to third world populations, instead of more intuitive reasons like changes in diet and presence of estrogen in drinking water?
I think it might be okay that dinosaur at animal kingdom is gone
>>2908245>>2908181Hey chuds, breasts vary widely in size and there is nothing extraordinary about Katie’s.
>>2908263Nah man
>>2904031https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8cQJhDD/
>>2908263She's had a lot of hormone hamburgers. Only 18 and very developed.
>>2908245That's true. Correlation doesn't always mean causation. But this is a Disney thread Sir so let's stay on topic.
>still never really been updated other than adding characters to the water screensRemove the weird pocohantas scene, use projection mapping to add scenes from various films, shorten the waterscreen segments, add the water drone tech from DLP.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VGV5HQJjEaw>lift hill breaks down.>for some reason they don't clamp on the brakes/anti-rollback for an evac>accidentally release it 3/4 up the lift hill>promptly stalls at the most inaccessible part of the trackThat's some impressive incompetence by Pleasurewood Hills. No one got hurt but they needlessly stranded them for hours and they had to get rescued by cherrypickers.
John Burton officially joined Universal UK.He's the guy that moved Merlin towards more heavily themed rides and did stuff like removing the guns from the Haunted House at Alton Towers and retheming it with a story based on the creepy dollhouse ghost.
>>2904031https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8c4YgRu/
>>2908386Ryan the Ride Mechanic had a video about this, he speculated the air pressure bled out which would allow the ram that raises and drops the 2nd lift to fall before air pressure could be restored or the mechanic was up there flagging the upper proximity switch to signal to the PLC to drop the lift and it did, and they were just barely too low for it to make it around:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTpgPqQz3sc
>>2908318I’d say why doesn’t she wear a more conservative bra but what if she is being conservative and she just has bazookas.
There is a rumor going aroundThe rumor is that Netflix is buying Six FlagsThat is all
>>2908452whatever it is it will be revealed right after the season pass renewal sale ends, what could THAT mean?
>>2904031New update from Andrewhttps://youtu.be/YHsBqBaZMuE?si=xtvB8PH9vgHM0mp5
>>2908452>all Cedar Point employees will be black
>>2908452Netflix needs to die already
Would Netflix improve operations at the parks? That's all I need to know.
I've just been two days to Phantasialand, it was not busy at all. Very comfy park
>>2908497Nice, I'm planning to go next year. It looks amazing.
>>2908498Go to the asian hotel, it has a pool and wasn't expensive at all
>>2907242>https://www.roughmaps.com/culture/the-50-best-roller-coasters-in-the-world-ranked/52worst list ever>in the worldit's basically just American coasters
>>2908455Is this the Florida Anon? Good for him that it's working out.
>>2908501>it has a poolWhat relevance has this.
>>2908579pools are nice and comfy, especially with bar close by
>>2908586Not enough to give up park time.
>>2904031The power of an Italian vs a Jewish CEO.
>>2908506Are you fucking retarded? America is always the BEST. We are number 1 at everything. Go fuck yourself delusional thirdies.
>>2908501They don't properly clean the pools. Unless its Japan.
>>2908452Netflix needs to die already. I hate that they're still hanging on making DEI slop.
>>2908388Universal USA is does not provide the customer service and magic that Disney provides.
>>2908603>Universal USA is does not provide the customer serviceMaybe>and magicAn adult actually thought and posted this
>>2908604Bro this is a Disney Adults board
>>2908545Yeah but he complains dating is hard. I noticed sometimes nerdy guys pretend its hard but put zero effort into making themselves friendly, protective and kind to females. They'd rather be obsessively arrogant with their hobbies. His interests are in a female-heavy category yet he still complains dating is hard.
>>2908545His Discord shows it improved his life drastically.
>>2908593you go to the pool afterwards obviously
>>2908593>>2908610Yeah and a lot of those European parks aren't open very late.
>>2908599How long will it take to recover from years of DEI and LGBT? One big problem is ABC. They need to siphon it off. There is no hope for ABC.
>ohio leisure time
>>2908606So many women are obsessed with Disney. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8cs4YjB/
My last day at Disney Paris tomorrow, holy shit why is this version of Thunder Mountain sich kino?
>>2908639https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8csnsrF/
>>2908645Because the park did so badly for so long that nu-Disney hasn't bothered to fuck with it too much
>>2908611What a ripoff. I’d still prefer doing something I couldn’t do at home though.
>>2904031Test
Katie with the inside scoop.https://youtube.com/shorts/QDfOPX8pIhk?is=FK_pQTi_0tTwhswd
Six Flags is offering loans with interest nowhttps://www.sixflags.com/flexpay
>>2908831you have been able to buy burger king with payment plans for yearscant imagine people pay those back if they have to use them in the first place
>>2908831>even more niggers in the parks
>>2908645>dat pop of airtime in the splashdown that goes to ejector time at the back>dat ultra long tunnel as a finale>>2908647One of the cool little things announced at D23 was that they would be going through the classic attractions to ensure they stay the classic versions whilst giving them full refurbs and modernising ride ops/systems. They've restored the original adventureland soundtrack recently, dropping the PotC movie inspired orchestral onewish they'd add more exploration stuff in adventure world like the dragon, caves, Nautilus etc.
>>2908611Do you have an issue with Merlin's opening hours?(it's also a staggered opening so you have to wait for a load of the coasters to open)
>>2908864Well that sure was a hard day at work, but at least I can unwind at my favorite theme pa->closes at 4
>>2908867Side note but I've always wondered why year-round parks usually do early closings rather than late openings in the offseason. Seems more advantageous to be open for people coming after school/work
>>2908870Maybe because late hours only attract season pass holders (or why would you pay full price for a four hour visit) so no money for admission or parking. And with such a short visit they’re unlikely to pay for expensive shitty theme park food.
>>2908870Maximises daylight hours.
>>2908606>guys put zero effort into making themselves friendly, protective and kind
>>2908645Real talk, I think Disneyland Paris is pretty underrated. I truly think it is the most beautful castle park, the only problem is it's been sidelined because Studios is just that horrendous it needed all their attention to un-fuck it. Luckily with Space Mountain coming back hopefully it's a sign they are finally gonna invest in this park as well.
>>2908901The rumours is that Autopia going to make way for a Star Wars land (that wraps around the back of discovery land to Star Tours) with a Mandalorian coaster. Probably inevitable that closes given the amount of land it takes up, it's limited appeal to adults who can drive and the French government likely to eventually take action on it. Same rumours floated around for ages for the Lion King ride (although that was thought to be around adventureland, near the Indy Coaster, something else seems planned there now).
Just visited Little Amerricka with the family and got to enjoy my kid experiencing his first roller coaster.
Anyone at strickers grove?
>>2908906My first impulse was to say something insulting. But upon reflection, I genuinely hope you and your family had a good time. I'd be happy to hear about how the day went, if you're willing to share (and ignore the potential shitheads who won't overcome their baser instincts, like I did, and end up saying something negative).
Jumping on the parenting vibe to say I took my 3yo and 1yo to Bonfante Gardens over the weekend. A fair amount of rides have no height restrictions so long as the kid can stay seated independently (something >50% children are capable of at 9 months) and there's an accompanying adult. All this to say, hoooly shit the railroad is insane. I was expecting a train ride at the same speed as Disneyland but what I got instead was Fast & Furious levels of action. Up, down, inna tunnel, with the goddamn horn tooting every 30 seconds. Baby had a complete meldown; toddler loved it.
>>2908922OK I just checked it up, the ride is normally 3-to-5 mph, but the train can hit max speeds of 10-12mph which it definitely did yesterday. We sat right behind the conductor and he was flooring it. Must be a comfy job.
>>2908914>My first impulse was to say something insultingIf that’s true you are one of the shitheads you think you’re above.
>>2908906Based>>2908922Double based
>>2908925I'm trying and succeeding a little bit, anon. That's something.
Final guesses for what Six Flags' new announcement is going to be?
>>2908957The announcement is scheduled for right before markets open so probably something Jewish as fuck. My bet is either on private equity getting a big stake in the chain or a Six Flags credit card program (Universal already does this iirc)
>>2908901If the current Paris Studios is "unfucked", I'd hate to see how bad it was before. Aside from Twilight and an upgrade of Florida's garbage version of Frozen, what does it have?
>>2908864Alton Towers hours are terrible, but I feel like a lot of European parks have just horrible hours. It's almost impossible to see Efteling's light and water show when it's actually dark out (and thus actually able to see the lights) for example because they usually are open 10-6 or 10-7 even in the height of summer. Meanwhile every Six Flags is usually open until 8, 9, or even 10pm
>>2908969It's got the best versions of Haunted mansion (with Vincent Price) and Big Thunder Mountain and a version of Pirates that's longer than Florida and better paced than Anaheim. Really good night shows too. Getting it's first Unique E-ticket since Space Mountain with Lion King. The castle park is stuill suffering from no new rides since Buzz Lightyer.I can't find the article that showed it but just before Disney bought out the initial investors in around 2014, the park was in really really bad shape, literally rotting. Disney spend over a billion just cleaning and repairing the park. Disney Studios/Adventure World was also an embarassment when it opened with only 6 rides (when Lion King opens it'll finally be a respectable full day park).
>>2908969Oh it's still pretty bad, but definitely better than it was before (Avenger's Campus is debatable tho, Avengers Flight Force is such a downgrade holy shit). I still think it's the worst park, and it probably always will be, but I'm glad they're at least doing SOMETHING. I haven't been since they opened Frozen/Adventure Way, but it probably still is a half-day park. After Lion King and whatever they do in the next plot of land, hopefully it'll finally feel a bit more complete (and with more rides hopefully Crush Coaster won't have such abominable wait times)
Six Flags bought ArieForce One
>>2909024I'm really happy to hear it. Selfishly I'm still hoping for Carowinds as that's the closest Six Flags park to me.
>>2909024>So I can get to stompin' in my ArieForce One>Big boys stompin' in my ArieForce One
>>2909024It's going to replace the Great American Scream Machine at SFOG
>>2909039i was in the middle of writing a post about how its going to SFGA and its going to be sponsored by nike and named Air Force One and thats where the chief keef walk around character would be. Your post is better. I have been wigger mogged in the theme park general thread on a Mongolian basket weaving forum
>>2909041>I have been wigger mogged in the theme park general thread on a Mongolian basket weaving forumyou aight, wyt boi
>check the nintendo zelda direct>hope for a sneak peek for a future zelda land at universal>there is nothingDoes nintendo hate money?
>>2909041>SFGAwhich one? SFGAdv or SFGAm?
>>2909056which ever is closer to chicago
>>2909002>(Avenger's Campus is debatable tho, Avengers Flight Force is such a downgrade holy shit)Debatable? That area is straight up dog shit. Avengers is just a greenscreen flavor of the week franchise no one will remember in a decade or so. Spider-Man is screen garbage and the Rock N Roll retheme is just as tacky as the Star Wars Space Mountain. As for the land itself, terrible IP aside, it's just a bunch of boring grey concrete buildings. That entire corner of the park is dead weight, not a single redeeming quality.Is that Crush Coaster any good? It's the only non-flat ride I skipped. Also state if you're the kind of consoomer who thinks Orlando's Slinky Dog coaster is good so I can gauge whether or not your opinion on Crush Coaster can be trusted.
>>2909059Spider-Man is fun, if it’s the same thing that’s in DCA.
Eurofag hereIs it true American theme parks use metal detectors? I even heard in Disney Land they can check your bag like as if you go to the airport lmao
You're pretty much right. Most European parks like Europa-Park, Phantasialand, Altona Towers, Efteling, Energylandia etc have no metal detectors and no bag checks at entry. You basically just walk in.The reason is pretty straightforward: the US has a very different threat landscape. After the 9/11 era and repeated mass-casualty events (school shootings, black live matter protests etc.), US theme parks adopted airport-style screening as standard. European parks operate in a different regulatory and cultural environment where that level of intrusion at a leisure venue is seen as excessive.
>>2909065>Is it true American theme parks use metal detectors? I even heard in Disney Land they can check your bag like as if you go to the airport lmaoParis Disney also has a metal detector or at least some kind of X-Ray machine you walk through, not sure when Paris Disney added that though.
>>2909066Searching bags at park entry was normal before 9/11Metal detectors started appearing at front gates in the 90s because of localized gang activity. Every major park got them after 9/11
>>2909066Sometimes they check your bag, just not every guest
>>2909065Yes, at pretty much every park you go through metal detectors. Some parks X-ray your bags.
>>2908988>best versions of Haunted mansion (with Vincent Price)Without the graveyard scene? That's tough to argue.
>>2909024Bound for Michigan's Adventure
>>2909081I bet it's the best version just because it won't stop multiple times while you're on it so far people can get on from their scooters.
>>2909059Crush Coaster is an alright ride, it's just NOT worth the astronomical waits it gets. Also while the theming of the load station is pretty nice, the actual ride itself is basically in some dark, barely even themed hangar or something. So you definitely didn't miss out on much. I haven't been to the US parks yet so I can't comment on Slinky Dog Dash. Looks alright I guess.>>2909081You get the Phantom Canyon scene instead tho, its version of Grim Grinning Ghosts there is fucking rad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xt8BIhYi8Q
>>2909024I want it in Illinois, but we already have Goliath, so the chance of another RMC is essentially zero.
>>2909048>Does nintendo hate money?They hate convenience for the consumer (you).>>2909059I think the Avengers is substanceless consoomerist nonsense, and its associated ride is probably total shit, but even I think calling it a "flavor the of week franchise no one will remember in a decade" is lunacy.>>2909066>European parks operate in a different regulatory and cultural environment where that level of intrusion at a leisure venue is seen as excessive.Yeah, as long as you have protections against jihadists mowing people down in vehicles, or committing stabbings or rapes, there's no need for that level of security presence for quickly checking bags.
The more I think about it, the more I think AireForce One should go to Carowinds. It's supposed to be one of the flagship parks in the chain, and it has one of the best roller coasters in the world, but so much of their ride lineup is just filler and that's definitely an issue for the park. Adding AireForce would give Carowinds probably the best top two in the world. And the nice thing about Carowinds is that if they had to remove a coaster to make room for it, there's plenty that no one would miss.
>>2909151>And the nice thing about Carowinds is that if they had to remove a coaster to make room for it, there's plenty that no one would miss.That's how I feel about Canada's Wonderland. Lots of coasters but many of them aren't worth riding unless you're a creditcel
>>2909157That's very true, and that park would benefit from the coaster as well.
According to SteamDB achievement leaks, Haunted Mansion's one of the worlds in Kingdom Hearts 4 alongside something called Imagineer Planet.
>>2909160That sounds pretty cool.
>>2909161No it doesn't. Sounds gay.
>>2909066Alton Towers, Blackpool Pleasure Beach, Thorpe Park have bag check. I think Alton Towers upgraded recently to the type of security tech you have at WDW where you just walk through it.Blackpool is pretty relaxed in their bag check and metal detectors.Thorpe is OTT and can cause a 45-60 minute queue if you arrive half hour before opening. But then its London (lots more ethnics). Also there has been a stabbing there in recent years
>>2909158Thing is, CW just got Alpen Fury and that park is always slammed, so they’ll be happy for a while. Carowinds and KI haven’t gotten shit in years.
>>2909160Figment is going to be in Kingdom Hearts 4 isn't he
>>2909172I can definitely see it going to Kings Island, but they're already maybe the best regional park in the country, and adding AireForce would of course make it even better, but their coaster lineup already feels a lot more complete than Carowinds. Carowinds desperately needs more really good coasters to feel more well rounded. It would go such a long way at that park.
What did she mean by this?
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