Som tum edition. Last one 404'd and you lazy faggots aren't making a new one.Post and discuss anything Thailand related.
>SAWATDEE KAAA MASSAGE KAAA
>>2904106How do I fuck slutty backpacker whores in Khaosan?
>>2904130Stop being an incel worm, which for you may be unpossible
can someone give me a guide on how to have sex with thai prostitutes??
>>2904106Where should I go if I was in chiang mai, chiang rai, bangkok, phuket, pattaya and krabi? Is there more what I didnt try?
>>2904134See>>2904131
>>2904116Hahaha! Good one Linda! -Rick
>you have to bring 20k thai baht in physical cash to enter the country>credit cards and bank accounts don't countThe pickpockters of Bangkok must be loving this retardation
>>2904154so the immigration officer asks you to show the money?
>>2904158Apparently they can decide to ask you if they just randomly feel like it and if you don't have it they'll just deny you entry. You can bring the equivalent so I'll just take out my currencies equivalent so I don't have to pay any currency fees/atm fees and just exchange some of the physical cash for baht
>>2904136Literally anywhere that people don't tell you to go. Go explore you unimaginative hylic.
>>2904136Straight back to pattaya
>>2904154There's virtually no pickpocketing in Thailand you smelly low trust society jeet
>get scammed by Thais>refuses to call them out on their BS Why are they like this? Anyways I would never do anything more than rent in Asia. These people hate us because we have more money.
>>2904199>it looked fine to me.german brilliance on show. a thai lawyer smiled and they signed away their savings.
>>2904131I'm not an incel, I just don't have a high opinion of most women>unpossibleSaar
What's there to do in Thailand if I don't give a fuck about sex or beaches?
>>2904209eat and see some templesbath with elephants to make npcs madhave a jungle trekking in chiang mai, that was pretty cool
>>2904199>refuses to call them out on their BSThai defamation law aint no joke
>>2904134the other day they literally surrounded me attempting a massage. just walk the streets at night until they find you
>>2904199the absolute retard scammed himself
>>2904209fruits, jungle, weed, camping forever in national parks
>>2904209muay thai
>>2904214Which is why I make fun of any simps, miss we with that gay king shit.
>>2904199>inb4 seething cricket dick squidward browbeating responses I saw this. The boomer knew wtf he was doing. Never buy or commit to anything in SEA or Thailand. They see you as a dumb animal to be milked for your money and if you start bucking, getting aggressive, and don’t smile as they scam/rob you, they’re happy to see you slaughtered in the street like a dog. >>2904134Just download Thai friendly and the line app. However, if you want optimal and memorable experiences, go pound pavement and track them down, chill at their establishment and discern their vibe. If they choose to try and snatch you up off the street, that’s usually a good sign.Pic-rel gently pushed through a wall of stone-faced bar girls standing in front of Lala land and led me inside with a loud oiiiioiieeeeiii When I sat down with her and assessed how petite and tight her body was my dick confirmed by unfurling in anticipation and I took her upstairs and had awesome sex. Had a drink with her after, cuddled a bit, and fucked off, snarfed an assortment of Thai delivery off food panda, had some shitty hotel Nescafé coffee and a few camel yellows on my balcony, and went to sleep. Many such nights, yes
>>2904236That thread had so many seething thais though. Oh well even more whores in pattaya. You can’t have both foreign investments and be xenophobic kek.
>>2904241>There are legal ways to start a business in thailand>What do you mean you won’t accept 49% ownership and I bring no Capital, you dumb Farang let me scam you!Why do they think they’re slick, meanwhile ploy is slobbering my cock.
>>2904236The chest and body tattoos on the girls look so awful. Least the asian styled back tattoos or leg tattoos can be nice but way too much ink on average.
Just moved to thailand. Freshly downloaded bumble. Not interested in p4p. I'm just a typical tall white dude in his 20s. I don't speak any thai, just English and Spanish(god I love latinas).What do?
>>2904116Based.
>>2904251All tattoos look like trash.
>>2904251Yea I agree, but trash tattoos are part of the package. She had a tight little butt and was barely 5ft tall.
>>2904254fill out some prompts in your preferred language
>>2904254Your best bet is to stick to downtown Bangkok, most normal girls with decent English are there (be careful as many will pretend to not be prostitutes in many ways, but they still are. Pattaya or Phuket is the worst options because of the same reason). Avoid ThaiFriendly and Tinder. Approaching IRL is best, then Hinge, Bumble. Keep in mind many Thai women, especially their upper class, are very materialistic and expect you to provide so you might end up paying a lot more than basic p4p. Good luck.
