>Go to the kombini and buy a macha haagen dazs>Ask for a suppun in a broken japanese, the clerk bows to you.>Sit at the counter facing the street and people watch.>A hottie sits next to you>She glances at you>"Ohayo! Macha icecreamu wa oiishi desuyo!">She smiles at you and starts flirting with youThe rest is history.
I fuck 19yo sluts in cosplay outfits instead of posting on a retard imageboardHow bout you OP?
>>2906136She's touching her nose because you smell like shit, gaijin san.
>>2906136It's funny. Looking at her dry, damaged hair alone, you can tell she's a least 35. You believe anything a hooker tells you.
>>2906144>You believe anything a hooker tells you.She said I had a big member, surely she wouldn't lie about that
>>2906144>caring about a womans hair damagehas to be the gayest thing I've ever heard, even on here that's next level homo
>>2906188based pink salon enjoyer
>>2906189>caring about a woman's age is gaySure thing, homosexual.
>>2906188>94 bucks for 30 minsThese thots really think every minute of their time is worth 3 USD and then they wonder why they're broke and in debt.This is what a country in terminal economic decline looks like.
>>2906194>being able to recognize an old woman is gaySure thing, homosexual.
