>Go to the kombini and buy a macha haagen dazs>Ask for a suppun in a broken japanese, the clerk bows to you.>Sit at the counter facing the street and people watch.>A hottie sits next to you>She glances at you>"Ohayo! Macha icecreamu wa oiishi desuyo!">She smiles at you and starts flirting with youThe rest is history.
I fuck 19yo sluts in cosplay outfits instead of posting on a retard imageboardHow bout you OP?
>>2906136She's touching her nose because you smell like shit, gaijin san.
>>2906136It's funny. Looking at her dry, damaged hair alone, you can tell she's a least 35. You believe anything a hooker tells you.
>>2906144>You believe anything a hooker tells you.She said I had a big member, surely she wouldn't lie about that
>>2906144>caring about a womans hair damagehas to be the gayest thing I've ever heard, even on here that's next level homo
>>2906188based pink salon enjoyer
>>2906189>caring about a woman's age is gaySure thing, homosexual.
>>2906188>94 bucks for 30 minsThese thots really think every minute of their time is worth 3 USD and then they wonder why they're broke and in debt.This is what a country in terminal economic decline looks like.
>>2906194>being able to recognize an old woman is gaySure thing, homosexual.
>>2906136> instead of posting on a retard imageboard huh...
>>2906134ok
>>2906134Containment thread still up, weeb>>2904992
>>2908273I wish I was black. I wouldn't be a virgin.
>>2906134>The Man who broke 4channelI kneel
>>2908273cute slampig but she does not look japanese
>>2906144Asian women always have awful hair. Black and coarse.
>>2909534You fags need to stop obsessing about her hair
>>2906134My japanese wife gives me foot jobs and lets me kiss and suck her feet whenever i want. She just says "its sexy" and when she's massaging my cock with her feet she asks me to cum
>>2906134That's not the same guy
>>2906136
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.Wish me luck in Japan!
>>2906136I do this in my head.
>>2909665I fuck non sluts in my head. I am better than you
>>2906136>I pay women to have sex with mesince when is this a flex
>>2909672You don't understand, anon. She's almost 40. Most men couldn't even dream of having sex with a middle aged woman even if they paid.
