Arthouse & ClassicsFast and Furious edition>QotDWhat were they thinking?>BonusWhat's the least /film/ic motion picture you've ever seen?Previous: >>220588237
Queen of /film/
>>220640156>QotDThe studio knew they had a bonafide smash hit on their hands, that's what tf they were thinking
>>220640223I was talking about Cannes.
>>220640314Oh shit. I wanna see the Refn that got universally panned, that's how 90% of modern classics start out
why are you bullying us? we are a peaceable folk. you are making lloyd's heart sad...
>>220640408Agreed.
*magdumps a tommy gun into him*
>>220641434Based.
>>220640156>Cannes film>Pedophile is the star of the filmexplains why they french chose that movie
>>220642305>Pedophile is the star of the filmQRD?
>>220642575I was groomed by Vin Diesel
need moar like fragil como o mondo (rita azevedo)no costa though
>no costaPedro Costa is like the only respectable latino filmmaker
>>220641434Honestly I don't get why the mods don't do something serious about this. Hashban some images or whatever. He killed this general. People that would theoretically post here see this mess and opt not to. The threads were a lot more active when he was dormant. Anyway, I'm off to watch some Cagney joints. Top of the world, ma! Ha ha, namsayin'?
>>220643018He saved this general, thoughbeit.
>>220642575
>>220643018>He killed this generalNah. He is / they (whether or not it was one sincere sperg at the start, I don't think it is now given the way that Gadon was dropped when people starting talking about her being a decent actress and having nice calves and so on) are insufferable but at the end of the day, there's just not enough stamina behind it to do much damage if people just don't engage and do what they know to do (it looks particularly bad this thread because it's been a slow start so the F*xposting has had a disproportionate impact).
>>220643378Oh right, the American version of a pedophile.
>>220643440You just say whatever now.
>>220643378>what do they have in common?!?!most of those people are the same who want to flood western countries with immigrants from places of wildly different cultures and force everyone to coexist with them.
>>220643502whatever now.>>220643508meds
>>220643440>>220643530Sent that freak flying.
I'm not following the Cannes festival, who are the favorites for the awards?does anyone have the usual charts with the votes from the critics?
>>220643701I've found it
>>220643701Fast and Furious
>>220640156>woah they were stealing.......DVD PLAYERS.......man what were they thinking?a truckload of DVD players in the early 2000's was worth at least 1 million dollars. thats easily enough money to overnight parts from japan.
I wonder what's up with the questionable quality of eng subtitles in cheap Hong Kong pictures. They often offer more comedic value than the gag itself
giwtwm
Friendly reminder:>KinskifagSLIMED>FagpeticSLIMED>Lil FaglerSLIMED>HarperfagSLIMEDI'm truly built different, no one is a chessumasuta like me.
tuna
>>220643378what he would have in common? what a fucking cuck. he has a dick, she hes a cunt, thats what they have in common. fucking feminized retards these days. oh, she wasnt his soulmate? hippy mumbo jumbo
>>220644200Nice one, catunc. Didn't know you had that in you.
>>220644257All Quiet on the Frontal Lobe, is that you?
>>220643311kys
>>220644290It really has been a Byrne vs. Fischer type beat lately. I didn't expect Lil Fagler to resign the game so early, but hey, it is what it is.
>>220644319He saved this general, thoughbeit.
>>220643758Based Nanako.
>>220644307Sharp exhale
*stumbles down a flight of stairs*
bump
>>220646055retard just let it die
>Helen (Amanda Fix), returns to her small hometown after the sudden death of her boyfriend, Roy. Haunted by guilt and uncertainty, she befriends Somali-Canadian brothers Ali and Kahlid who cope with their own losses through the catharsis of fire. Together they spark a chain of emotional and literal ignitions that test love, justice, and responsibility. As Helen uncovers the troubling truth about Roy and pushes the boys towards risky acts, she must face the consequences of her choices, and what true accountability looks like.Thoughts /film/?
>>220646107No.
B*skinfag is spamming the catalog again
>>220646156Based.
>>220644336>>220644350I hope you get stomach cancer again and it kills you this time.
Favorite public domain films for you guys?
>>220647114Faust (1926)Isn't every silent film made in the 1920s and earlier in the public domain by now?
>>220646055We call them bumpetics here.
>>220646800Send that message via yo mama and I'll read it.
>>220648009We don't.
>>220647114Goodbye Mr chips
>>220643378She overachieved, he could have done better.
>>220647114Night of the Living Dead
>>220646398Why?
>wake up>feel philosemetic
>>220648816>>220648901*smooch*
>>220648816Shit that never happened.
>>220646398I was outdoors when you posted that and I got home not long ago. What did I miss?
>>220648963
Can avatarfags suicide, please? Thank you.
>>220650540on it
>>220650655Sensational.
Ngl i am kinda jealous i don't have any beautiful woman whose photos i have collected and curated. Maybe i should finally go full jconn.
>>220651007>Jealous of the retarded
>>220651153He is the retarded, you just fell for bait
>>220651201True, I am the retarded now.
>>220651153It not so much about waifufagging for me, as it is about preserving the artistry of the photographs and the beauty of a woman and also how it "captures a sense of place in time" somehow.Like I have a large collection of wallpapers on shuffle but very few of irl women and the 2d ones are not typically sexualized. I don't even like most sexy wallpapers because it is creepy af.I watched half of Black Rainbow w Patricia Arquette i think it was. I liked what i saw before falling asleep. I need to finish that.
>>220651279I understand.
>>220651290I probably will never do it because it seems like a big rabbithole and it will inherently make me feel creepy af.But I seriously meant what i said for why I sort of long to have such a collection for myself (and to share w others ofc).Also, correction (i knew i was wrong but i never can remember her name) it's Rosanna Arquette. It's dark, it's funny, it's sexy/erotic. It's got a pretty good 1st half, that Black Rainbow.
>>220651259Correct
>>220651391Yeah, I fucked her back in the 80s, constantly.
>>220644307>All Quiet on the Frontal LobeLol
>>220651508No you didnt
>>220651391Good taste, Roz a megaqt.
>>220651708I did.
>>220643378okay, good logic, so what 1st world whore has in common with 80iq north african "refugees"? exactly you stupid whore
Times you acted like Cruising (1980)?
>>220652049I ain't no cocksuckin' slob if that's what you finna jonesin at. Ya dig?
I don't give a flying fuck into a rolling donut about what Al Pacino thinks
>>220652175This.
>>220648513>>220650064He's spamming about sucking dick and eating shit. Jannies are useless.
>>220652599The Boys isn't even worth spamming like this. It's garbage.
>>220651916Exactly!
nanako confirmed ameriboo
>>220652049I fapped yesterday... twice.
>>220652824wow
>>220651508based
could the next edish be anorexic /film/ actresses?
>>220654072No. Fuck the "waifu" spammers.
>>220654072yikes
>>220654072
>>220637663>>220637877>16 hours ago
>>220654382I dont watch films, I watch movies
>>220652817Hope would probably the edgy Palm
>>220654382watching a spike lee joint, feeling nigtellectual
>>220652817critics from developing countries shouldn't have any weight in the rating, especially the latinx with their appalling cinema
>>220654823>I watch moviesLet me guess: On your fucking telephone?
>>220654265Disgusting.
>>220655116>developing countries they have a gay chilean, a black panther fella and two irish in the official jury
>>220655124I have a 4K projector and a 5.1 home cinema to watch my YIFY flicks
>>220655116You haven't seen a single latinx flick in your whole life.You are the meme "I like world cinema! (The World = US, Europe, Japan)".
>>220655494TRVKE
Nintendogs > Sleeping Dogs > Watch Dogs
>>220655549>what aboutStraw Dogs? Stray Dogs? Stray Dog?
Dogs
>>220655563Stray Dog > Straw Dogs > Bungou Stray Dogs
>>220655573Based.
Shovels
>>220655213Not worth it.
YTS is unironically superior to all but 3-5 GB QxR / Sartre releases.
>>220655573YOU'VE GOT TO BE CRAZYYOU GOTTA HAVE A REAL NEED GOTTA SLEEP ON YOUR TOESAND WHEN YOU'RE ON THE STREET
DOG NIGGAS>>220655833Shame about the 90kbps audio
>>220655889The Stones mog.
>>220655921I don't even hear a difference desu, and I use audiophile headphones to listen to me joints.
Please, allow me to introduce myselfI'm a man of wealth and taste
>>220656217I hope someone takes all the footage that Godard shot of them recording it and makes a new edit. Like what happened with Let It Be.
PLEASED TO MEET YAHOPE YOU GUESS MAH NAME
Ok but what did he mean by this
>>220656406he felt it as an example of dishonest cinematography
the shitposting about le boys capeshit is pretty funny but imagine willingly sitting through 5 seasons of that
>>220656798NO CATUNC
What did she mean by that?
>>220657073>capeslopper detected
>>220657652When you turn 21 as a girl, it isn’t the same as a man turning 21.
>>220657652*smooch*
>But not one of us, Godard or Fuller or me or anybody else, can touch Douglas Sirk.
>>220657791*smooch*
>>220656798go back to /tv/ and kys, stupid mf
>>220658597Your dad raped you again, shit happens brah, don't take it out on the Unc.
>>220658668you suck, don't post here again faggot
>>220658713No bro, YOU suck! *wink wink*
>>220658745commit suicide
>>220658801you are just seething with jealousy that you will never, NEVER be as funny as catunc. do yourself a favor and take your own advice.
>>220658801Umm... no.
>more than one replythis nigga is desperate, lmao kys
>>220658783uma
>>220658984Spell "icup", nigga.
careful...
>>220640156They definitely weren’t thinking”I’m going to end my finale with dick sucking and shit eating.”
The Fast franchise as a whole, how does it play from start to finish as an epic anyhow? Does it bridge well when marathoned? Might end up a decent hypercut if spliced well continuously. Can it all play as one contiguous action piece with a well formed timeline/structure?(nolan style)I’m just curious if anyone has seen how the whole thing would flow with all the available extended pieces.
>>220661197The overall quality takes a nosedive after the fifth film, but the narrative continuity works well for a marathon viewing, if you can stomach the how the tone gradually changes from street racing to physics-defying vehicular superheroics. Of course, the saga still lacks an ending, since Fast X concluded on a cliffhanger.
>>220652804Amen.
>>220652804Its better than BBC cuck spam
>>220661634So it would need some tuning after Fast Five in your opinion? If you had full creative control in doing such a project, how would you do it? Assuming that the storyline was retuned to have more continuity and keep the pseudorealism from the first film on. To me Fast behaves in a sense as hyper-reality.
>>220662438The films after Fast Five are so thoroughly shit that I don't think you could salvage them. You'd need to remake them as something entirely different.
How Allan Dwan got his start as director in 1909.
>>220662921
Today's world is overcomplicated.
>>220663165Well, it was still a brand new business back then, but yes.
>>220662921>>220662947>>220663165>>220663243And they were making things as they went along.
it should be illegal to film any pre-2000 period piece in digital
>>220663337Even the 1990s?
>>220663337Lav Diaz's latest proves you wrong
>>220663382It looked like shit, so not really.
>>220663398You can call the film bad, but I don't see how it "looks like shit"
>>220663517The texture of the image makes it look like smartphone camera footage with an ugly fake grain filter on top. And considering it was shot with a cheap tiny micro 4/3 sensor, it might as well have been shot with a phone. Similar results. And the ugly grading makes actors look like zombies with grayish skin.
>>220663663>And the ugly grading makes actors look like zombies with grayish skin.It's probably accurate to how 15th century European seafarers with vitamin deficiencies would've looked
Everyone excited about He-Man?
>>220663337Filtered
>>220643758where is chika araki?
>>220663741yes i get filtered by inferior technologies
RIP George Eastman.
For “The Station,” cinematographer Amine Berrada developed a distinct visual identity for each character, using specific optics to mirror their internal psychology and their relationship with the world. “These lenses served as vital narrative tools, allowing us to achieve an epic scale while remaining deeply connected to the human element of the story,” said Berrada
I need a shirt that says "I'd rather be watching a Billy Wilder joint right now".
>>220664684If i see somebody wearing a shirt like that, it's on sight.
>>220664684>CoalburnerNot welcome in /film/
The Ascent or The Cranes Are Flying?
>>220664758Da Ascent
>>220654072Rosanna Arquette's body of work edition.
>>220658597>go back to /tv/>he says in a thread on /tv/
O SKINWALKER
Have you ever found love on letterboxd?Following in love with me the smooth (/smoothhands) does not count
I had my doubts, but it's true. Bergman was a master of cinema.
>>220665030O RETARDO
666666 sir ridley scott
>>220666083F
>>220665030O GENIO
>>220664684Pretty pathetic ngl
>>220665098this question reminds me of a user. he didn't want his new girl to see how much of an autist he was on letterboxd so he nuked it.
>>220665098A woman showing off her ring like that in photos with the guy right next to her is never good.
Minotaur is the biggest Cannes/Oscar bait of all time for sure.
>>220664758The Ascent mogs every movie desu.
>>220665847>>220666083>What are your three favourite films and why?>Oh God, that's a very difficult question because I think you'd have to say what are your 20 great ones? (...) I think Ingmar Bergman has been prolific and just for sheer invention and freshness, The Seventh Seal. I remember seeing the first of his films, which was Summer With Monika, at the National Film Theatre and thinking "My God, how fresh and how real all the characters were". There's something very nice about all of those Scandinavian performances.Sir Ridley is a fellow Harriet Andersson enjoyer. Respect. Even though he lied (as is the case with most of his interviews) by calling Summer With Monika Bergman's first film.
I wonder where is my friend H right now...One, two, Freddy's coming for youThree, four, better lock your doorFive, six, grab a crucifixSeven and eight, gonna stay up lateNine, ten, never sleep again
>>220668004TO THE LAST...
>>220669094>I wonder where is my friend H right now...Heroin is not a friend, anon, it's an enemy, and it will destroy you.
>>220669920It's my wife and it's my life
>>220668022Let's not go crazy now.
>>220663315instragram reel creators 100 years ago
>>220670358Why didn't they invite Nanako?
>>220670397nanako hates japan
>>220670397that girl aint nanako?
>>220643378I guess he wasn’t granny shifting this time…
>>220670358Cinematically mogged by Bi Gan and Bo Hu (pbuh)Modern Japanese cinema's dreadful
>>220669954Are you a transvestite or a homosexual?
>>220670965why not both?
What a good ass flick
it's his turn
>>220671109he is past his prime, it's over
>>220671201He didn’t hear no bell.
>>220652817Why is /film/ the only place that cares about what the ics critics think?
>>220671457yes he did
>>220671531We're the smartest people when it comes to cinema
>>220671553This, also sentimental people
>>220671574/quirkyandsensitive/
honor de cavalleria
We’re all honoring the cafeteria here.
>>220671201what was his prime?
where is the good night film guy, did he died? r.i.p.
>>220671941We own the Night
do you guys have a Letterboxd pro or patron subscription?
>>220672101nope
>>220640156Un certain regard
>>220672101>Letterboxd proI don't see a reason to.>patron subscriptionNo. Why? For what reason would you even want to subscribe?
>>220672181I'd go for the Pro subscription mostly for the stats.Patron lets you customise your profile (I've seen some really cool themed ones) but 5 bucks/month just for that and alternative posters... probably not worth it
>>220672014acceptable answer
>>220671960>he died?
>>220672171Un certain retard
>>220672531>5 bucks/monthI paid $39 for the whole year ($3.25/mo) while Pro is $15. Not sure anyone even pays the full $50 for Patron when there are always discount codes available.
> It was a nightmarish 2 hours and 35 minutes, like being strapped to an electric chair, with the pervasive TV movie vibe seeping from the entire screen and relentless, thoughtlessly added music.award confirmed
>>220675184nanako gets the attention of some spanish fans
>indirect roast from old jew granny to Chantal Ackerman about havin kids when she's a kike-dykei kek'd hard
>Los Javis movie is a frontrunner for Palm and nowAy caramba
>>220671531Wr only care about Nananko
This faggot definitely posts here, doesn't he?
>>220671531nananko rates like supremelemon
>>220675753why did you kek hard at the most generic boomer "advice"
>>220675753this is totally a ritual humilliation for Chantal, based grannies
>>220675884He just doesn't stopThe power of autism
>>220675910because she was a lesbian without kids, so those comments saying about how happy a woman is when she has childen would have pierced her heart.
>>220675884Nick Gay, apologize right now.
>>220675966that's not how those kind of people work, anonif anything seeing the boomer granny be content in her "prison" would only make the lesbian more determined to defeat the patriarchy
>>220675856thankfully frenchs hate the spaniards so those homosexual satanists won't win... i hope.
>>220676024they have no hearts then, poor souls condemned to hell
>>220676061hell doesn't exist anon
>>220676072then why am I here?
>>220676203damn you weren't supposed to respond like that...
>>220675856>globohomo elites missing the chance of award the PUTIN-BAD movienot happening
>>220675856>Ay carambaYou forgot the fruity exclamation marks.
>>220676225What's so good about Putin anyway? You chuds never elaborate
>>220676223don't do it unnie
>>220676346The deed is done. Now chop some wood for a funeral pyre.
>>220676225Zvyagintsev is mid this year. I hope meme award for Hope because of Korean nepotism.
>>220650064Gorgeous feet.
>>220676316he make people stop talking about covid
What did we on /film/ think of the TADC leak.Personally Jax is literally me including the suicide attempt although mine failed
>sepia tones for sepia timesETTORE SCOLAWHAT A FUCKING HACK
>>220676771She's so fucking busted.
>>220676379but we have to do the funeral procession first
>>220676817yes, she plays a +40-year old housewifethis is just before she went to jail I think
>>220676948She was always busted (thanks for the trivia though).
pointy elbows 2/10
>>220677184Good catch. Never noticed them myself because of my overwhelming disgust at her hideous face rendering clear thought impossible.
>>220676771dude i'm gay lmaoshittalian film
>>220677184>>220677256aint nunrong widder face
>>220677293he should have shown Sophia Loren's used panties to the secret police to prove his heterosexuality
>>220677304Opposite day ahh post.
>>220676771>>220676948>>220677304She's so fucking hot.
why does this general have the same taste in women as a 70 year old man?
>>220677480I'm only 65 tho
>>220677480
>>220677424You're embarrassing yourself, Sophia.
>>220677690Nag.
>>220677424LA VERITÀ
Italian cinema.Vintage fashion.Timeless beauty.
>>220677480Men of all ages love Amanda Fix
>>220640156Vin Diesel used to be black?
>>220640156Goyslop from 25 years ago looks like arthouse cinema in comparison to what we get now
>>220677729>filenameBASATO
I SEED ON REPEAT
which should I watch?
>>220677909Do you also feed
>>220678050Go chronological.
>>220632966>>220677909how do you even get into a private tracker? and do you really have to seed 24/7 forever or they kick you out? I've got a few things I could share too, nothing super rare tho. I'm also wondering if people who upload and seed usually use a VPN or just don't really care.