>American release date tomorrow>Already out in some countries>Absolutely zero interestHow hard is it going to flop?
>>220649196why didnt they release it on may the 4rd?
>>220649196Eat dick and suck shit you must
I for one will not be watching it
>>220649220Why would yidsney ever do anything remotely competent with the property?
>>220649220The CGI slaves probably couldnt hit their deadline
If it was just mando doing mando stuff I’d watch, but I know a solid chunk of its runtime is going to be taken up by “heckin baby yoda!!!” Cutesy moments
>>220649220why did george release the original on may 25
>>220649196>Already out in some countries>zero spoiler spamThis must be hot garbage lmao
>>220650191>zero spoiler spamcheck the other breadi posted the entire plot of the film
>>220650414Used to be with Star Wars you'd have multiple threads trying to spoil the movie for people
>>220649196I think it's going to struggle to hit $400 million. It's an extended episode of a tv show with a dwindling audience, from a dead franchise, that has mediocre to terrible reviews and what little word of mouth it generates will be punctuated by disinterest.
>>220650548Apparently it is slightly below Solo in foreign markets so far.
Gonna do worse than solo, TLJ killed the brand so bad its still being felt
>>220650510there's nothing worth spoiling really.mando kicks assgrogu kicks assRotta is Jabbas son and an allround cool guyits not like TFA where solo dies. i got spoilered back in the day even though i tried to avoid EVERYTHING about the film.i opened my browser, read the first line on my screen and it just says "han solo dies".BOOM! just like that. i was fuming.
>>220650574That pretty much clinches it. Solo couldn't even hit $400 million and if this is already doing worse than it then it's already over.
>>220650684i dont know a single person who goes to the theatre anymore. mando and grogu was my first time in the cinema in YEARS and the place was basically completely deserted. i think there were 6 other people watching the film alongside me.
>>220650684I mean Star Wars is domestic focused, it could still hit $400m, but unlikely.
>>220649220>4rdIt's 4st, you stinky ESL
>>220650935>4stKek, what? It is the 4nd.
>>220650548>>220650574Am I the only anon confused at why Fav agreed to direct this slop? He sat in the wings for a decade as JJ and KK shit the bed, then he shits out a TV tier flop. They're going to bring back Lucas by 2028. Feloni is a caput cuck. And Shawn Levy just wants another $1b maker on his imdb
>>220649196All they had to do was keep Grogu with Luke, and have them show up occasionally to punctuate big events, and that would have been enough to keep the brand afloat at least for a while. Book of Boba Fett and Kenobi back-to-back put my interest in Star Wars in the ground forever. I made myself sick of the OT as a kid, so I don't even watch those anymore.
>>220649424>why did george release the original on may 25Because Star Wars wasn't a thing yet. Then it blew the fuck up
>>220651628>They're going to bring back Lucas by 2028.As if bringing back an even more old and senile version of the guy who named Kennedy and Filoni as his successors is going to fix anything.
watched it with my gf on opening night in IMAX during prime time. At least half of the seats were empty so will probably not do too well financially. The movie itself was decent, better than Season 03. Just 2 hours of little adventures with a slightly higher budget and the whole thing had a 80s kinda vibe which I liked. Would recommend to watch at home, does not really need the big screen.
>>220651628>Am I the only anon confused at why Fav agreed to direct this slopWhy wouldn't he? He gets to direct a movie, gets paid for the hassle, continues the work he likes.
what do you mean gorblax and bleelblenarf is bombing?
>>220651957You know he named them so the movies bombed and they called himClassic George 4D
>>220650677those are descriptions, not spoilers.
>>220650589I know soibois and soifoids. They're still very much into it.
>>220650677We've known Rotta is Jabba's son since 2008.
>>220649196it's disney star wars in 2026. The only way they'll win people back at the box office is if everyone involved in the decision making process over the last decade goes on stage and kills themselves one by one, Disney confirms the sequel triology is no longer canon and they're putting the franchise in hibernation for the next decade.
>>220649196why is nobody talking about the movie? I watched it literally last night
>>220651971I really enjoyed the cyberpunk city
>>220649196>only in theaters>I just download the camrip and watch it at homethis is the way
>>220649196Star Wars is seen as embarrassing/cringe now.
>>220655585You can thank Disney and their paid shills, Red Letter Media , for ruining the Star Wars brand for that.
>>220650191Dude, this is literally because there's... NOTHING to spoil, that's how bad it is.
>>220649220because its a little kids movie so its coming out on long weekend when families need to do something
>>220650589>TLJ killed the brand>not rise of skywalker>not 37 bad tv shows only shiteaters wanted>not raping every inch of possible remaining negative space to show us shit nobody cared about like da kessel run and da rebelz during da regimeit is true that rian has never lived up to his potential but you're still delusional
https://post.rlsbb.ru/star-wars-the-mandalorian-and-grogu-2026-hc-cam-h264-onlyflix/Watch it for free
>>220650935You fucking retards. It's 4. 4. May the 4.
>>220650191A few hours ago some anon wrote down everything that happened and I lost interest almost right away.
>>220649196if nothing else, it's fucked because it's a movie made from a tv series that people stopped caring about, and people who didn't watch the show will probably skip the film as well
Just watched it. It's kino, made me feel like a kid again
>>220649196It's a TV movie from a dead franchise that they're releasing in theatres.
I'm thinking Disney is back in a big way.
Really looking forward to this
The fight scenes look amazing
Is this currently in cinemas?
Star Wars + Indiana Jones, what's not to love?
>>220650191There's nothing to spoil, nothing happens in the entire movie
>>220649220strait of hormuz closed
>>220649196Its playing today, I was at theater but only watched Almost Famous and will do Mando Saturday because they're only playing Saccharine really late at night so I've gotta do late Saturday anyway
>>220656641Not even a Hutt doing MMA?
