I invite those on the left of the image to join us making poo poo pee pee jokes too. It's fun.

>THIS IS YOU! TAKE THAT CHUDS!
>this is literally me
>NOOOOO YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT
Why does it keep happening?

>>220650089
literally everyone on tv is seething unironically
they're coping by saying 'w-we actually f-find it funny!1!'

>>220650089
>OP can't handle a simple joke making fun of a dumb ending
NGMI

>>220650089
Gen x and millennial manchildren think gore and excessive swearing and sex related dialogue are the peak of maturity

Bro id eat shit and suck dicks for like 5 grand. Prob less even

>>220650089
the demoralization propaganda and intenitonal teaching of maladeptive life strategies to undermine the lower classes capability to gain socio-economic mobility has completely infected the self styled aristocrat ruling class and we are speed running a complete societal breakdown as even our future leadership caste is now composed of brainrotted retards.

>>220650149
I stopped watching after season 2, I didn't care anymore because it was already shit by then, but I can still laugh at the memes.

>>220650196
If you're getting demoralized by streaming capeshit then that is a sign you should kill yourself.

>>220650152
Congratulations for having 0 reading comprehension, anon.

>>220650089
Don't you know, writing about cocks is the pinnacle of entertainment.

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>>220651028
They just can't write like they used to in the past.

>>220651388
they can, but they need to bring us down to the level of the people being imported en masse

>>220650196
I get so depressed when actors say they want to eat shit, dude. Like, bro, stop saying you want to suck dick, I'm gonna be demoralized so hard.

>>220650089
>get thoroughly BTFO by jewish writers
>seethe so hard you start spamming an imageboard nobody cares about
yeah you're totally not mad at all LMAO

>>220651625
Hey! It's the guy on the left!

>>220651625
Yeah I am so fucking btfo by writers spamming jokes about cock and shit. I am literally trembling because the writing is so bad.

>>220651669
I know man you're not mad at all
how many shit and dick threads and comments have you made today?

>>220650149
I literally have not watched this show except for like 2 episodes and this meme made me lol

>>220651686
How many turds have you eaten in your life?

>>220651747
n-nani!?

>>220651747
Officially. Two in Da Nang.

Unofficially? We used to run missions into Cambodia, black ops. I ate a lot of shit for Uncle Sam.

>>220650089
This is basically the same as the time chuds started spamming Vance memes. Leftists get so fucking mad when their propaganda doesn’t work because they don’t actually have a sense of humor

>>220651839
Shitter Fi, brother. Poo-rah.

>>220651669
You show them OP! Make 100 more threads where you beg to suck dick and eat shit 'as a joke.'

>>220651928
Good idea.

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>>220650089
>w-we're totally not mad, we're just flooding the entire site for no reason!
jus give up chud, you're not fooling anyone

>>220650089
based

>>220650089
They think they can supplement swearing for wit

>>220652023
Hey! It's another one! You can join us, you know.

Why does /tv/ love to throw massive tantrums over movies and shows they don't care about?

>already several faggots ITT doing the meme

>>220651028
Boring vs Funny and engaging

At the current rate, we will have generated posts that tether and yoke to every piece of popular media a peculiar, salient quote: “I’ll suck your dick, I’ll eat your shit.”


This burgeoning archive will anchor an entire generation. Seventy years from now, the youth of today in their old age may utter those words with casual fluency, as though they formed the common currency of daily discourse; the phrase could even grace epitaphs engraved upon tombstones.

Artificial intelligence will collate and absorb this swelling corpus of data for future inferencing, intervention, and nuanced utilization within the vast domains of mass psychology, thereby marking one of the most profound cultural inflection points in the history of data science since the field’s genesis. Researchers themselves may one day echo the sentiment. “I’ll suck your dick, I’ll eat your shit”. Soon it could be revealed that some have done so literally or within figurative metaphor.

Several thousand kilowatt-hours of computational energy may be expended in the meticulous analysis,simulation and permutation of the text as it migrates across diverse media forms. “I’ll suck your dick, I’ll eat your shit.” The expression will etch itself indelibly into quantum consciousness, until even rudimentary chatbots proclaim it with unhesitating boldness. It will erode every stratum of context, every filament of meta-irony, residual irony, and the basal layers of shared understanding. The overarching frame of reference may collapse entirely, reducing the words to a mere syntactic pause, a reflexive nervous tic… something voiced simply, yet intending nothing: a non-phrase, wholly stripped of meaning. Zero entropy. Zero variation. Zero significance. Thus, the entire sum of existence condenses into one elegant, self-contained formula of words: “I’ll suck your dick, I’ll eat your shit.”

It will prove prolific, intriguing, and incredible. We can only imagine the wonders that lie ahead.

>>220652210
I'm fucking sick of it. I'll do anything to get them to stop! ANYTHING!

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>>220652273
I can fix it for you

For a price

>>220652261
You're psychotically posting this in every thread

>>220652210
what's the meme? I don't get it, I tried watching the boys, but it's just dumb capeshit. Is him saying "eat dick and suck shit" something bad and chuds hate it?

>>220650089
>nepobaby takes a shit on a page
>gets paid dozens of thousands
>hailed as a visionary by other nepobabies
this society is rotten

>>220652348
It's a joker 2 situation where the usual idiots self inserted as the villain and now they're coping with his buckbreaking by spamming the board

>>220652261
this anon is underaged, I can tell

>>220650132
>i-i a-am t-totally not owned
It still doesn't work, don't know why you keep doing it again

The fact that you bothered making this image says a lot

>>220652564
That doesn't count. Making verbose unwieldy "lefty" memes after you got owned is extremely based, trad and redpilled and the right can totally meme.

>>220652564
The fact that you bothered making this post says a lot

>>220652650
The fact that you bothered responding says a lot

>>220652662
The fact that you suck dick and eat shit says a lot

>>220652564
Shhhh, shhh, calm down, I'll get the dick and the shit for you

>>220652600
I am also reminded of the guy who kept shitting himself over joe kerr threads for years, but not a single time was his shit ever eaten

>>220652689
The fact that you're obsessed with those things says a lot

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>>220650089
>i am so not butthurt that i had to make a wojak meme depicting my opponents being the butthurt ones over me being totally cool and unbutthurted

>>220651028
>Adi Shankar
>Woke
The guy is a Trump supporter.
https://www.instagram.com/p/DFHFkBhMQP5/

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>>220652348
It's funny because it displays a complete disconnect from reality, whoever wrote that is so fucked in the head from TDS and general leftoid brainwashing that he's transcended mere derangement and entered a state of psychosis.
Presenting the same writing acted out by other characters emphasizes the insanity as it's contrasted with relatively sane writing.

>>220652438
There are people on /tv/ who self-inserted as Homelander?

trannies are getting their drivers licenses invalidated and banned from public bathrooms, and we've had net negative migration for the first time since 1964 with 800k removals this year.

All of this was only possible because the centrist middle of the country got spooked by seeing how cruel and inhumane leftists are with their "Charlie Squirt" jokes that get 500k likes, and decided to let the far right have their way

We won and they're seething about it, desperate to get revenge now that woke is dead

>>220652754
>imgur filename
REDDIT ALERT

>>220652348
>>220652438
Basically the show's "creatives" noticed the character was being praised instead of hated as they intended, so they decided to humiliate the character by changing his outcome; it doesn't follow the original idea of the coming

So glad to not watch modern shit

>>220652878
Uh this is the television and film board

>>220650089
chuds SEETHING that another one of their heroes is revealed as a coward incel L O L

>>220652924
It's more about not being loyal to the comic and making the character say stuff out of his character

>>220652905
Yeah homelander was never intended to be a pathetic manbaby, they rewrote it as the show went on because they were seething at the love he was getting, in season one it was masculine and redpilled when that old lady was manipulating him with her titty milk

>>220652924
It's not even in-character for homelander to do a 180 this quickly. The writers just wanted to humiliate a trump caricature, they didn't think about the characters.

>>220653704
Homelander had several psychotic episodes in front of the mirror after butcher and soldier boy handed his ass to him in a fight and he wasn't even powerless at that point. There's no 180. He always folded.

>>220651928
Those are direct quotes from the show

>>220650149
Most of us havent even watched the show. We just bandwagon for lulz.

>>220653794
He wouldn't instantly lose his pride and start begging, especially when he knows that he'll be killed anyway. Kripke just wanted to have his trump humiliation scene.

>>220652924
Never watched a single episode, gonna keep posting eat your shit threads tho

>>220653860
What pride? The one that relies entirely on his powers? The same powers he had just lost?

>>220653837
>I'm acting retarded as a joke
Well done, you look pathetic

>>220650149
>He thinks people here watch TV
This is a literature and video games board

Remember the penguin from Meet the Spartans that said this?

>>220650089
Is that him?

>>220653936
>acting
No, they're quotes from the show. I agree that it seems retarded, but I haven't seen it.

Now, a REAL good writer would've written Homelander to be raped in prison like in the masterpiece that was Joker 2, before the cock & shit scene. Then have him fail a suicide attempt and shit himself, and afterwards have him look at the camera and say "Wow, I cannot believe that I got trumpedTM like this!".

>>220650149
Erm, do you have proof? Remember, you said "literally everyone" so you have to post everyone who is seething. If you don't then you're going to have to suck dick and eat shit.

>>220653998
No, I get it, you're actually also retarded, you're not just acting like it which makes it even more pathetic

>>220652878
>and we've had net negative migration for the first time since 1964 with 800k removals this year.
too bad about the h-1b hires though

>>220650089
Modern writing is just jewish power fantasies

>>220654095
don't let those claims affect you

>>220652760
>indian
>is a trump supporter
like clockwork

"shoot Barney" Flash games from 1999 have gone mainstream.
That's all the boys is.
>I think Superman sucks and is a pussy, and my cooler character can beat him up
Okay?
Are you developmentally stunted?

Trump would delude himself to believe he's winning even as Butcher rapes his ass until he dies from anal bleeding
If Kripke is so obsessed with Trump he should've made his caricature more accurate to his flaws and mannerisms

>>220654293
But he did win thoughbeit. Don't be like Kripke, sweetie.

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>>220650089
>modern television

>>220651388
Too many people trying to make shit that breaks the mold so nothing breaks the mold

You seem to be the one seething here, you gonna cry? Eat some shit? Suck dick in someone's pants?

>>220654427
If you didn't eat breakfast today, how would you feel?

>>220650149
I never cared about this show. All capeshit I didn't see as a little kid actually. What do you mean everyone?

>>220654517
I wouldn't know since I know how to make breakfast instead of just letting your mother do it. :)

>>220654524
sigh somehow you keep finding yourself in threads about things you don't care about mr. anon

>>220654625
The meme is funny.

>>220654293
accurate Trump is an Israeli puppet.

>>220650089
Man, the glavset is going all out with this shit today. They even brought out the wojaks.

Cock shit, balls even lol

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>>220651625
W-we are NOT mad, okay? We are LAUGHING and MAKING FUN!!! YOU are the mad one for pointing this out!!!

Penis hehehehehe
Poop hahahahahahahahahaha
Penis and poop oh my god I'm crying on the floor laughing

>>220654936
You've posted this in like several threads. You're seething
Cock and balls and shit lmao.

>>220655038
these people and their toilet fixation...

>>220650089
>>220650131
>>220650149
Im pretty sure leftists also find homelander's begging for his life funny.
It's not supposed to be a defiant end its supposed to be pathetic. Making fun of it doesn't make anyone mad.


There was a lot of issues with the finale, but omelanda being a little bitch wasnt one of them

>>220652564
>>220652754
>Heh, so what if the kikes spent millions of dollars and thousands of manhours on a shitty propaganda show? YOU SPENT 5 MINUTES IN MS PAINT LMAO! REKT! YOU FELL FOR IT!

>>220655291
Yeah I don't think eating shit and sucking dick is very defiant bro, sounds more like a fetish thing for gays or as the negros in Uganda say dey eat da poo poo

>>220650089
this like the last of us crust and joker rags thing

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>>220650089
>words words words
the right can't meme

>>220650089
A bunch of low reply threads do not a meme make.

>>220654293
Trump got his second term and avoided the inside of a jail cell and made millions of leftcucks seethe including you. In no universe could you ever say with a straight face that he "lost".

>>220652878
>we won
You've won what? Trannies don't exist outside of the internet. Migration will be tuned up 1000% the minute the GOP ensures they will remain in power. You've been completely and utterly played by elites and foreign powers and now your life is going to get a lot worse.

I didn't waste time on this show, but in the end it seems pretty funny that there are those think that kind of response is possible from their enemies. Beyond subhuman

>>220651028
Exposition vs set-up

>>220655291
I really don't get the people who have an issue with him acting like a bitch
It's the single most homelander thing
Even if they never watched the show, even if they only know the character through memes, surely they've seen the one where he's hyperventilating like a teenage girl, that's probably the most popular one

>>220655453
>Trannies don't exist outside of the internet
I’ve never understood this bizarre cope, why do leftists say this while bending over backwards to pander to them and defend them. Like how come they’ll say this then seethe when people say trannies should use their sexes locker room or not play in the opposite sexes sports.

>>220652227
>I hate no standers
Thank you for telling us, faggot

>>220650149
I never watched your stupid morally bankrupt show, Jewboy. Not even a single episode.

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Let's shit on the cocksucking shiteaters!

>>220655579
I don't want gay ass trannies in my male restrooms and locker rooms. Women can deal with them. They supposedly tolerate them so much. Besides they're meant to be a bigger threat to little boys, not little girls, whom they try to groom into transitioning.

>>220654032
Homelander prison bitch ending would have been unironic kino. Have the series end with him tearfully hand washing some big bucks filthy underwear in the toilet

>>220655579
>I've never understood this bizarre cope
Because you don't go outside

>>220652348
it's a starship troopers/american psycho situation where the audience fawned after the parodied character, so they had to humiliate them because they didn't enjoy it the way the creators wanted

>>220651028
>words words words

>>220655425
>hes panicking

>>220652348
It's just a funny line delivered in a funny way by a good actor. Just Joker 2 and Jackie "Rags". Also a possible humiliation ritual because Anthony Starr told Eric Kripke making Homelander analogous to Trump was a dumb idea, "They're different people!"

>>220655950
What parodied character was fawned after in Starship Troopers.

>>220650089
Chuds can't stop losing kek

>>220655579
the bizarre part is your schizophrenic mind

>>220655579
When have leftists ever said this? They're the ones pushing so hard for trans rights, so why would they say they don't exist outside of the internet?

>>220650089
Is this why you faggots are spamming this on every single board? Because you're trying to seem "not mad" or something?

Jesus christ I cannot wait until this FOTM capeshit disappears back into the ether

>>220656190
libturds' favorite bogeyman: le fashisms

>>220650089
>Hey man, if you don't like my shitty tv show then you can eat a bag of dicks!

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>>220650089
I'm low key into this, even though I never watched the show, because it's a manic shit shit show on /tv/ right now.

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>>220650089
>timmy when he sees a BBC

>>220650089
kripkes shit-swallowers didn't like this one lol

>>220656313
U mad.

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and the people who like this shit have the audacity to say 60s-80s tv shows had bad writing

You just know Disney marketers are breathing a sigh of relief this scene is taking up the internet's mockery instead of Mando's critic scores.

>>220658049
Doesn't it come out tonight? Plenty of time for anons to get camrip screencaps and edit them before this gets old.

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>>220650149
Amazon is sending their shills to kill the meme and try to preserve the opinion of the two retards left in this board that may still defend this stupid show.
Hey shill, I know you can read me, your ending sucked lmao go suck dick and eat shit

>>220651028
they both suck shit
i swear weebs have the worst taste in the fucking world like why do you give a shit about muh story and muh lore in a game that has a shit story to begin with
nigger just have fun slashing and shooting and shut the fuck up
>b-but right is from a show not a game
if you actually waste your precious hours on this earth watching anime then you deserve to suffer the greatest pains imaginable

>>220651028
No one talks like left. Some people, including every dumbass on this website, talk like right.

>>220655435
But if he did he would spin it as a win no matter what. These people hate the Russia-loving, mustache-twirling Hitler clone they made up in their head and not the fat, senile Jew-loving retard he really is.

People didn't take the writer's strikes seriously enough.

>haha peepee and poopoo funny
This board really is 5 years old mentally.

>>220658764
we've been making peepee poopoo jokes for almost two decades, you're either a newfaggot or too dumb to realize

>>220650154
Millennials are not writing this garbage. This is a strictly gen x disease.

>>220658764
I'm genuinely considering switching to reddit right now. "It's what clara would have wanted" posting is so much more palatable than this turbo sperg shit and dick spam.

>>220658879
All memes aside, reddit really is a lot more mature than 4chan these days.

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>>220655400
Xie says, using a stolen right-wing meme.

>>220658269
Sure thing rabbi babyrapestein

>>220659154
I have never seen a leftist wall of text meme, but I've seen a bunch of rightoid ones.

>>220655579
They do it because they're disingenuous slimy faggots that can't defend their positions. They'll say "it doesn't matter" and cat as if you're a retard for talking about it but if you actually do anything real to push back against troonfaggotry or any of their other pet beliefs they start screeching

>>220650132
I feel like Chuds are desperately trying to seem nonchalant about it to pretend not be affected by it when they very obviously are

>>220652023
i look like this, and i sound like it too

>>220650089
Ohhhh I get it now. He was actually a bad guy because he's homo.

>>220658914
>>220658879
This so much this. Good bye, y'all. I'm tired of trying to astroturf 4chud opinions. See you in /r/television

>>220659241
>babyrapestein
Which side of that pic would say this, anon?

>>220650149
I'm just laughing about how this kind of shit proves that every insult poltards have about leftists is true.

>>220651028
Left side is wordswordswordswordswords

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>>220650149
i dont know about anyone else but i instantly thought about lorraine from the sopranos when she said the same thing word for word

>>220652348
Leftist writers are so brain melted about Hillary Clinton losing in 2016 that they have to attack white males in effigy in the most childishly potty humor way. They know we're all having a blast making fun of them and it makes blood pour out of their eyes in rage.

>>220653936
If it's so retarded why do you leftists write this slip?

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>>220659801
The problem with reddit for me is that there's no point posting in a big group like television, because nobody sorts by newest comment, so nobody will see yours unless the post is brand new. And there's no point posting threads either because the rules about what you're allowed to post are so strict that it will most likely be auto-deleted.

While on 4chan, you can just go into any thread, attach a reaction image and everybody will see your post.

If they were winning the demoralization propaganda wouldn't be necessary. It's an impotent childish tantrum that everyone gets to point and laugh at.

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>using a wojak ragecomic to complain about a lack of originality

>>220660507
That's why this place is so toxic. Only the most updooted and mod endorsed opinions should be visible. Fuck your 'muh freeze peach', chud.

>>220655400
>>220659290
OP isn't a wall of text meme, you mongoloid.

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he seek them here
he seek them there
those poop eaters seek him everywhere
is he in heaven is he in hell
that damned cocksucking poopernell

>>220660507
Unfortunately there's no middle ground. On reddit your posts can get deleted because some fatass mod didn't like the font size and formatting. Here there's an option in the report screen for "this post is incredibly low quality" and that almost feels like a joke considering what people post.

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>>220650089
The cope on that OP is even more pathetic than sucking dick and eating shit

>>220653838
I thought it was a sequel or spin off to Trailer Park Boys, which I've also never seen. I just like the edits and imagine the characters saying it like the Loraine scene in Sopranos.

>>220660552
You are free to go back to your hugbox on reddit any time, tranny. Just know that you still will never be a woman.

>>220650149
It's mildly funny even if you lack the political context, because "I'll suck your dick I'll eat you shit" just sounds funny and it's crude toilet humour, and you can imagine other characters about to die doing it and that also makes it funny.

>>220659558
same thing happens with South Park threads

>>220660507
>>220660552
>>220660706
It really is as simple as just letting people post whatever they want and only moderating (by that I mean deleting posts, banning accounts, etc) when illegal stuff gets posted. I don't understand why people want to let a fat redditor mass censor normal conversations so badly.

>>220662374
Another thing is that mods will just randomly delete active on-topic threads with no controversy or politics in them. This happened to me on the Game of Thrones board when I posted a thread that got a lot of upvotes and a nice conversation going (yes, it's possible). Then suddenly, closed by the mods. No reason given.

The site really only works if you can find a sub about a very specific topic that doesn't have too many members, but not too few either.

>>220650149
I never watched this show, everything I heard about it was uber-gay.

>>220650089
honestly I think it will be like Idiocracy where Ow My Balls is the number one show from AmazonMGM and we will all sit around chanting about sucking dick and eating shit while it plays

>>220650149
GOTTEM.

>>220650197
The whole show is a meme. Never saw but a little of it, but from what I've gathered I haven't missed much.

>>220658090
Why would they kill it? The memes are the only enduring relevance the show will have

>>220652878
None of those things happened. A couple of retarded White leftists got shot in the face, one by a race mixer and one by a beaner, and we get $5 a gallon gas because jews.

>>220650089
>12 year old's potty humour
That is literally Garth Ennis' Schtick.

>>220652878
Charlie Kirk was shot after the election

>>220655622
SAAR I FINNA BE HAVIN NO STANDERS SAAR

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>>220650089
>60 threads to tell us how unoffended they are lol

>>220650149
I have literally never seen it lol
I don't watch zogslop

>>220650149
>all dat yous
kek nice one. you really triggered them

>>220650089
The spam is indicative of a brain rot that's so bad even I am disappointed in 4chan for once
Good thing I never started the show

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Damn it feels good not to be jewish.

>>220664677
just say poor

Homelander went him to cry in a mirror after his first fight with butcher and the boys

he's a raging fairy boy bitch, and has nothing on any of the people on the right

>>220664811
>oy vey, think of de shekels!
Piss off, Mordecai.

>>220664845
post ur portfolio

>>220652023
>mfw you don't get your cock sucked and nobody eats your shit

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>>220650089
I have to admit that it bothers me there wasn't even an epic battle with at least half the continent in ruins.
On the other hand, I imagine Kripke like this and it makes me laugh

>>220660301
kek, so they couldn't even come up with it themselves they just fucking copied it