I sometimes make fun of things because they're stupid

>>220653604
Anthony Starr has a bad back from carrying that entire series. If it wasn't for him that show would have been dead after two episodes

Is just so absurd, you can't take it seriously.

Maybe everyone just thinks that a TV show fucking up so bad it's effectively shat itself in public is so ridiculous they can't shut up about it

>histrionic
Most of them are just quoting the show directly kek

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>11 years since drumpfy elected
>hack TV writers are still ruining their own product in protest

>>220653706
and that would have been a good thing!

>>220653706
This.
>>220653604
Why is anyone surprised at this? I don't even watch the Boys besides a handful of clips and it's just a bunch of gratuitous faggotry literally and figuratively. Some pearl clutching faggots going off now that it's all over.

>>220653604
Lets be really honest, the entire show was dogshit

>>220653604
I think leftists are just coping because they spent years watching this show, and admitting they didn't like the ending is too hard. It's sunk cost fallacy meets culture war shit

>I don't like the ending
Admits fault

>I'll bet those right wingers who didn't watch this really hated this
You don't say whether you liked it or not, no fault of yours

>>220653848
>I think leftists are just coping because they spent years watching this show, and admitting they didn't like the ending is too hard.
Yes this is exactly how narcissists work, which is one of the ways psychopaths manipulate them. If a narcissist publicly likes something they'll never go back on it, even if it turns into the most rancid of dogshit

>>220653788
why so obsessed, miggertroon?

>>220653604
You know how sometimes when one kid starts making fart noises, the others join in? Well a TV show topical among the terminally online just did something dumb that involved bad words. To make it extra irresistible, it can also be interpretated as antagonising chuds.

>>220653915
>obsessed
He posted in a thread about a show that lasted five seasons on orange man bad.

>>220653604
>based on how much histrionic ridicule is going around.
I just see a shartyfag trying to force another meme but this time they get to performatively beg to suck cock 'as a joke.'

>>220653915
you lost

>>220653604
I'm actually glad they did this because the blatant de-power woman in the oval office has woken up all the normies to what is happening behind the scenes

>>220653654
What's stupid about it?

>>220654017
Use your eyes and ears bozo

>>220653970
obsessed

>>220653977
>they get to beg
No, those are quotes from the show. You should be seething at the writers of the boys anon, not crying about people laughing at garbage

>>220653915
Trump is your president, and I voted for him. ;^)

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>>220653604
Yeah, reddit leftards thought they will defeat capitalism by watching Amazon produced capeshit and now they have chernobyl tier meltie.

>>220653706
I am so glad I will never see that faggot ever again.

>>220654027
I expected you to use your words to answer the question

>>220653915
>EUropod already here, coping and seething
Back to your 5 mandatory prayers per day.

>>220654017
It's safe edgy reddit fans.

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>>220653788
>believing obvious staged bullshit

>>220654189
You missed. Four times now.

>>220654189
>incident was too big for leftists to memory hole it in their usual fashion so they just pretend it’s staged

I haven't watched the last season yet
What's the context behind him patting his butt, looking at what seems to be a dog, and saying "come fuck me!"?

>>220653604
Whole last season was trash and the ending was worse than GoT.

>>220654189
>it's fake
ok nazi chud

>>220654212
>>220654223
>lower the flag
>herd the photographers in
>yeah justike that, fist pump mr president
>okay now let's leave, it's supposed to be dangerous out here

>>220654017
Season 1 was great and hinted to Homelander becoming more and more unstable and violent and paranoid. He was a force of nature that no other supe could match.
Season 2 hinted him commiting mass murder and getting crazier.
Then... it became "actually Homelander is really insecure and also he's Trump", he became extremely flanderized.
Then it just stopped. Homelander stopped acting like Homelander.
Soldier Boy kept flip-flopping all around, the writing was extremely bad all over.
And apparently there are 100s of other supes who can take on Homelander and he was no threat at all?
And the finale was in a fucking room. A fucking blatant cardboard studio room.
At least the comics made sure to destroy the oval office, have a good brutal fight and put them in the lawn of the white house and have a half-torn apart Black Noir being a maniac.

>>220653788

The recent attempt at the WH correspondent's dinner is a lot more indicative of how Trump would really act in a non staged life threatening scenario ie. Shambling away and tripping and falling. And that's not even him being held at gunpoint by a man with a crowbar who says OI a lot.

>>220654284
Any more usual leftie conspiracy theories, like Climate Change or genocide in Gaza?

was it all really just "what if superman was trump?" all 5 seasons of it?

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>>220654212
>>220654223
>>220654251
>get shot in the ear
>it magically regenerates

>>220654288
Season one was pile of shit and it demonstrated what it will be like for the rest of the series. If you didn't drop out at the christian convention, you are rick and morty watching sub 80IQ redditor.
Didn't read the rest.

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>>220653604
>You have made fun of my shitty writing, making me the victor

>>220654340
Wasn't the convention specifically Evangelical or something?

>>220654328
No, the first season was actually good.

>>220653604
Show is made by jews and this astroturfing shit on the internet is also highly jewish in nature. But also roughly 30% of the people spamming this stuff genuinely find the whole dick sucking/shit-eating thing funny on a base level so there's that too.

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>>220654336
>liberals are so deep in conspiracies that they forgot the body can heal wounds

>>220654328
No, it was supposed to be the justice league in the real world with real consequences, with superman being an unpredictable psychopath. They turned him into Trump during the pandemic after all the writers got cabin fever

>>220654358
Don't know, I am an atheist, but I can spot reddit writing from a mile away.

>>220654336
>the president of the US has access to nothing
interesting IQ

>>220654288
Homelander being insecure has been part of his character from the very beginning. A granny had him around her finger by taking advantage of his mommy issues in season 1. Stan Edgar pulled all kinds of power plays and mental games over him in season 2.
The rest is true. Scorched earth more like moderately scorched rug.

>>220654312
I got something about white genocide and replacement but I don't wanna bore you

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>>220654379
>>220654399
>get punched in the ear
>permanent deformation
>get shot in the ear
>no visible damage or scar

miggers are truly cattle lmao

Homelander is throwing a tantrum because he's the writer's strawman, but like...it's just the writer. The WRITER is the one who's going absolutely apeshit, desperately using this character as a medium for that. All of the writer's own pathetic insecurities and inabilty to be a mature adult are channelled into this effigy. He keeps saying it's his enemies but no, no my son, it's YOU. YOU are projecting your own mental insufficiency onto a character you didn't even create

It's a window directly into the author's soul. Genuinely fascinating.

I don't think it's wise for any side of the political spectrum to take ownership of a show where a character shrank himself entered another character's bodily orfice and re-enlarged themselves while still inside

>>220653604
>stuck a nerve
4chins really needs a brown skin test to post. Posting with brown skin should result in a region ban.

>>220654440
I don't even like the Orangelander but fighters deliberately avoid treating ear injuries to develop permanent cauliflower ear, just so you know.

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>>220653788
Why do the left love being cucks so much?

>>220654443
>a character you didn't even create
They basically did create him. Comic book Homelander isn't deranged and genocidal like the tv show version. He's just an asshole that got psy-opd into thinking he's insane.

>>220654493
>fighters deliberately avoid treating ear injuries
fighters deliberately avoid getting ear injuries

most retards that have this got it from not wearing their ear protection during practice.

t. high school wrassler

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>>220654379
>>220654493
>>220654399
Capeshit script politics desu

>>220654493
Not really the point, but they don't get it fixed because it requires time off and it'll just get damaged again, eventually. However, Trump's ear was fine in days or weeks at most. Thatg doesn't make sense.

>I made people mad, that means I'm a good writer!
Following the steps of old comic book writers is never a good business plan

>>220654536
You can easily avoid permanent cauliflower ear by treating it and draining it when it first happens but lots of retards find it a "badge of honor" to say "hey i'm really tough! i have an untreated scar tissue in my ear!"

>>220654548
wow a multi millionaire can afford a good ear recontruction surgery ?

>>220654570
there's a huge difference between a grazing wound and a penetrating wound... quit being deliberately dumb

>>220654151
If it doesn't seem in good faith in the first place, why would I give a shit about a proper answer?

>>220654592
>multi millionaire

Trumpcoin isn't real money.

>>220654603
So now it was a grazing wound? Why did he wear a bandage for a week then?

>>220654583
cauliflower ear was one of the first sports injuries that i realized that girls find immediately unattractive

wear your ear protection if you're gonna wrestle

>>220654610
unlike "it's stupid"

>>220654017
Anon you can't ask that, please, please don't ask that! I'll suck your dick! I'll eat your shit!

>>220654523
this show was weirdly full of this stuff. even MM had a scene where he visits his daughter living with her step-dad. It's very weird what self-inserting standards people have where this is okay but wanting to be an immortal super hero is for chuds

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>>220654636
>So now it was a grazing wound?
It was never a hole through his ear...

>Why did he wear a bandage for a week then?
Geriatrics heal slower. This is common white people knowledge and considered a primary reason to be gentle to elderly people.

>>220654523
Cuckoldry used to be a fairly niche kink. Now everyone and their dog is aware of it because right wingers have been literally obsessed with it for over a decade. Its genuinely one of the funniest things ever.

Maeve going from
>I gotta step on eggshells because homelander can kill me with a punch
to
>ACTUALLY I CAN TAKE HOMELANDER HEAD ON!
was so fucking retarded

>>220654689
pull his pants up when you're done fellating his fat ass. you fucking inbred cretin, go tonguefuck your mom some more.

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>Ruined his most popular show and an entertaining villain.
>Thinks he owned Trump, Musk and the chuds by shitting himself.
>Committed career suicide like Todd Phillips with Joker 2.

>>220654743
>projection

>>220654525
Yeah live action homelander is a conpletely different character from comics homelander as early as season 3 where he became trumpified. Arguably even s1 if you consider him being much more intelligent and cunning than comics homelander.

>>220654781
One of the show's biggest weaknesses was that its overt racism and anti-white male propaganda messages made it entirely predictable. You could tell exactly what Sage's story was gonna be the instant she first appeared because she was black and female. You could tell A Train was going to be redeemed despite being more evil than the Deep at the start. You could tell exactly how everything was going to play out for a character just from their skin and gender. Because the whole time they weren't trying to tell a story, they were just trying to tell you that you should hate real world white men.

The only time they subverted any expectations was not making the screaming guy into a hero by the end. I guess he was light skinned enough they were okay with keeping him evil.

>>220653706
>Anthony Starr has a bad back from carrying that entire series
Tbf Deep, Urban, and Ackles also carried the entire series.

>>220653604
>shit everyone hates our show
>wait that means chuds hate it
>lets gaslight everyone by telling them only chuds hate the show and then all the libtards will be forced to pretend it’s good!
Nobody is falling for your gaslight shill campaign OP.

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>evil white man yet again
I'm glad people are finally waking up to this bullshit

>>220654296
So how do you know which assassination attempts are real and which ones are fake

>>220654850
he's not wrong, though. it's the default accusation whenever someone looks or sounds too leftist and they completely tear down their own ecelebs for even partaking in it in private (like recently with the quartering). Even if it's primarily progressives partaking it cannot be denied that the right's attention to it pulled 'cuck' into common parlance.

>>220654743
>you're obsessed because you laugh at me when i post online about my wife's son
be better

>>220655227
Is everyone in the room with us right now, or by everyone do you mean /tv/?

>>220653788
>>220654189
i dont think the assassination attempt on trump was staged. I think he just genuinely knows how to work a crowd.
>>220654636
it might have been because hes an old fuck. or it could have been for show. he saw an opportunity for media points after being shot at and tried playing it for all its worth.

>>220653788
the other thing is that in that scenario he doesn't have anyone to plead with. the shooter isn't right infront of him and he doesn't know who they are.


homelander knows butcher and theres no secret service around to save him.

>>220654743
The obsession wasn’t with literal cuckolding it was an analogy for western governments handing their future over to foreigners

>>220654976
>my narrative doesn't work because there's also this character
>but you see it works if we just assume he's also white
you missed nu-noir btw, he actually started out semi decent and only turned into a cunt in the end

>>220655262
found the cuck

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>>220654354

>>220654336
>>220654284
>the man who was hit and killed behind trump was just a mannequin with a maga hat
Why are you anons retarded?

>>220653788
Both images are staged lmao

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>>220653915
Tell us how Biden helped Palestine by arming Israel. Kripke never mentioned Israel in the show.
>In April, Biden signed a $95bn security package which included around $17bn in military aid for Israel. On 16 May, Biden notified Congress about a $1 billion arms sale to Israel. On 21 May, the U.S. House passed legislation that would slash the U.S. military budget unless Biden sent 3,500 heavy-duty bombs to Israel.
>By December US had supplied 15,000 bombs and 57,000 155mm artillery shells, mostly carried on C-17 military cargo planes. U.S. has also sent more than 5,000 unguided Mk82 bombs, more than 5,400 Mk84 bombs, about 1,000 small diameter GBU-39 bombs.[57] On 8 December, Biden used emergency authority to skip congressional review to sell ~14,000 tank shells worth $106.5 million for immediate delivery to Israel.[58] On 29 December, the United States government again used emergency authority to sell Israel artillery shells and related weapons worth 147.5 million dollars in order to replenish Israeli weapons stockpiles.[59]

>In February the Senate passed a $14 billion USD aid package for Israel.[60]

>By March US had approved more than 100 arms sales to Israel.[61] Unnamed officials stated in March 2024 that the U.S. had signed off on an additional 1,800 MK84 2,000-pound bombs and 500 MK82 500-pound bombs.[62] On 30 March, the White House authorized $2.5 billion in weapons transfers to Israel.[63]

At this rate, we will have generated posts that tether and yoke to every piece of popular media a peculiar, salient quote: “I’ll suck your dick, I’ll eat your shit.”


This burgeoning archive will anchor an entire generation. Seventy years from now, the youth of today in their old age may utter those words with casual fluency, as though they formed the common currency of daily discourse; the phrase could even grace epitaphs engraved upon tombstones.

Artificial intelligence will collate and absorb this swelling corpus of data for future inferencing, intervention, and nuanced utilization within the vast domains of mass psychology, thereby marking one of the most profound cultural inflection points in the history of data science since the field’s genesis. Researchers themselves may one day echo the sentiment. “I’ll suck your dick, I’ll eat your shit”. Soon it could be revealed that some have done so literally or within figurative metaphor.

Several thousand kilowatt-hours of computational energy may be expended in the meticulous analysis,simulation and permutation of the text as it migrates across diverse media forms. “I’ll suck your dick, I’ll eat your shit.” The expression will etch itself indelibly into quantum consciousness, until even rudimentary chatbots proclaim it with unhesitating boldness. It will erode every stratum of context, every filament of meta-irony, residual irony, and the basal layers of shared understanding. The overarching frame of reference may collapse entirely, reducing the words to a mere syntactic pause, a reflexive nervous tic… something voiced simply, yet intending nothing: a non-phrase, wholly stripped of meaning. Zero entropy. Zero variation. Zero significance. Thus, the entire sum of existence condenses into one elegant, self-contained formula of words: “I’ll suck your dick, I’ll eat your shit.”

It will prove prolific, intriguing, and incredible. We can only imagine the wonders that lie ahead.

I stopped watching in the middle of season 2. Did the show get more popular or is it just stagnated amd every proponent just pretends it grew?

>>220655521
>if Eric Krapke were born Eric Wholesomechungus instead

>>220654328
I don’t watch jew-riddled, seth rogan produced trash. Ever.
How did they turn him into trump; what did they have him say or do that indicates he was orange man bad?

>>220653788
Why are Trumptards the gayest people to ever walk this earth?

>>220655375
Even making that connection is not something a normal
>The obsession wasn’t with literal cuckolding person would do.
Posts made virtually every day here since 2015-ish would suggest otherwise

>>220655569
They didn't because Antony Starr said he didn't want that.

What’s rather interesting is that the director has the physiognomy of someone who has a scat fetish.

>>220654431
Those are leftie conspiracy theories?
Do you have brain damage?

>>220654212
>You missed
Of course,it was staged.

>>220655475
The man who would totally matter to someone staging something like this. Do you know his name without looking it up?

I can’t remember the last time I saw the chuds seethe this hard.

>>220655228
oh father was an evil black guy.

>>220654743
lol you’re one dumb motherfucker

>>220655588
It was because in 2015 there was a huge migrant crisis where a bunch of random African and Arab men flooded into Europe pretending to be Syrian refugees while all the European women cheered.
Literally nobody believed these guys were Syrian but the women welcomed them with open arms anyways and the men lied down and took it.
At this same time “cuckolding” fetish was hitting the various corners of the internet with articles proclaiming it to be The Thinking Man’s Fetish and tons of Redditors making posts about their wife’s son or wife’s boyfriend and polyamory etc.
It was a simple analogy to make.

>>220653706
Karl Urban did a good job, I think.

having fun instead of being a pissy cunt every second of the day is actually a bad thing, chuds. you're not laughing, you're seething. not me though, not at all

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>>220655749
Kek you’re an imbecile.
You’re definitely used to being laughed at

>>220655375
Clearly you weren't here in 2014 when the AVGN movie dropped (yep, this single piece of shit movie is what really made the cuck meme blow up). The shitstorm stemmed from the protagonist setting up the one hot female character and a black guy together.

chud incel website
if you're gay kys

how the fuck does Trump still have so many unironic fans
why don't righties just demand someone else to represent them

huge corruption scandals with insider trading recently
colossal cocksucker of Isreal
is all over the epstein files, and even before that had multiple rape accusations
orders troops to kill bunch of schoolchildren
orders troops to kill bunch of fisherman
doubles down on funding a genocide
invades iran and not only loses, has a complete suez canal moment that completely plummets US reputation
ruins the world economy and makes everything everywhere cost more money
causes China to far overtake the US in world popularity

like seriously what fucking magic does he have over righties. Biden was ditched by libs instantly after he made only a fraction of questionable shit

>>220655972
You could have googled his name to at least save some face and make it seem like you actually believe in your argument. The same people starting pointless wars definitely care about one man.

>>220656088
sounds like a (You) problem gayboy

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Homelander Rape General next?

>>220655574
because they're literal G(uardians) O(f) (P)edophiles

Why are there so many lefties on /tv/ triggered by any the boy criticism? What happened to 4chan?

>>220656088
TDS is a two way street

>>220656041
>no it wasn’t this massively important political situation that altered the course of an entire continent and possibly kicked off the end of western civilization it was this movie than nobody watched and nobody has ever heard of
K

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>>220653604
HAHAHAHAHA.

I've already jerked off to this scene 3 times today. Nothing turns me on more than seeing a fascist chud's brain matter slush all over a table as he begs for his life.

>>220656161
don't they actually eat shit and suck dick? so, they wanted us to join in on it

>>220656180
Again, you weren't here. It was spammed relentlessly for weeks the same way people are spamming dick and shit right now. The webm of then kissing was in every other thread. Anons making puns out of his youtube catchphrases like "he's gonna let you fuck his wife". This was on both /tv/ and /v/, the biggest boards at the time.
You weren't here. Don't even try to pretend otherwise.
Oh and another thing that helped it gain momentum. Around the same time everyone was starting to hate moot because the mods were powertripping neckbeards. A female friend of his posted a picture of him carrying her luggage and everyone used it as an opportunity to call him a cuck. Whenever the topic of jannies and mods came up, people would throw cuck this, cuck that around.

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>>220656161
Redditors aren't happy with the show finale too. It's just 4chan troons are trying to troll unsuccessfully.

>>220654400
>A granny had him around her finger by taking advantage of his mommy issues in season 1
And then he lasered her face in which made him feel legitimately intimidating with the potential to be on the path to deranged & inhuman individual... only to double back & go 'akshually he's just pathetic and feels bad he did that.' And then they made him a Drumpf stand in and lost the plot even further from what made him an interesting villain to begin with

>>220656437
good post

>>220656437
"I'll suck your dick!" Shouted the town at the cracking dam, "I'll eat your shit!"

>>220653604
If you're seeing the flood of dicksucking shiteaters as people being genuinely upset instead of giggling shitposters, you're either an idiot or deliberately misinterpreting things. People are just mocking the terrible, juvenile dialog, they probably didn't even watch the show or give a fuck about Homelander as a character.

>>220656437
Redditors are unironically in the right in this one. They hate the show for reasons that at least make sense. Bad writing, small scale, zero effort, idiotic budgeting.
/tv/ is simply spazzing out over the same ghosts they see in everything.

>>220656631
So both sides hate this leftist jewish shit, but redditors have to be pretentious about it

>>220654814
I see you abandonned the whole "trying to argue" and went to your usual "ad hominen and faggotry" baseline.

Why are leftist obsessed with being gay?

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>>220653604
>GET HIS FUCKING CAPE OFF

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>>220653604
It struck someones nerve alright. Which tranny discord do you come from?

>>220656821
nothing wrong with the sneed meme

>>220656496
>only to double back & go 'akshually he's just pathetic and feels bad he did that.'
Did you watch the show or were you scrambling to find info online as you typed that post?
In season 2 he tries to grow out of his mommy issues by LARPing as the man of the house with becca and ryan, as well as LARPing as a normal boyfriend with stormfront. It obviously fails spectacularly because the former was was based around him raping becca and the latter around stormfront being a loony nazi.

Being honest they lost me at the eating shit part. Like begging for your life by sucking dick makes sense because it would provide pleasure but eating shit was going too far because no one gets pleasure from watching another eat shit so it stands to reason that it was a redundant statement.

>>220653604
It failed to address facism as wrong because homelander wasnt defeated morally
they just took is powers away to make him weak and he didnt lose because his behavior caused his own demise

>>220656682
Redditors don't have any opinions of their own, they just regurgitate whatever the retard with the most updoots at the time said. Then they embarrass themselves constantly by acting like you're somehow obligated to debate them.

>>220656956
The creator is a gay jew, so yes he gets pleasure from eating shit

Do you think the boys universe would mash well in tye venture bros universe?

>>220654189
>NOOO IT'S ALL STAGED, TRUMP ISN'T BEING PROTECTED BY GOD BECAUSE HE'S ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HUMANITY'S HISTORY

>>220653604
The fact that you are seething about it means that it hurts you in some way.

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Seeing my sweet boy cry in fear and beg for his life made me sad. I never hated him.

>>220653604
It's a dishonest end

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>>220654440
>EUropod posting proper average european

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>>220653604
>write terrible ending
>everyone mocks it
>NOOOOOOOOOO STOP THE THREADS!!! YOU (YOU) ARE THE ONE WHOS SEETHING *AAAACK*

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>>220655521
Ok now this is how you do a meme

>>220657687
Iran won.

>>220653604
>mfw I see an unsucked dick and a partially eaten shit