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Helen of DeTroyt
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>stealing my joke
N-
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>>220656426
>sclera not white
What's up with that?
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>>220656426
Looks like the turd i just ate
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>>220656426
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>>220656426
Legend say she stole 1000 bikes
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>>220656426
My local gyros pita guy looks just like this
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Why are nigger's eyes not white. Her eyes have doo doo in them
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>>220656426
no one gives a shit about your "cultural war" distractions
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helen of troy who once led thousands in the great siege of kenjo gas station
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>>220656516
not everyone looks like white people anon. asian people have pure black eyes so you cannot tell when their pupils dilate, which if you saw one up close in person you would swear they are not human. but then you get used to it.
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Athena goddess of wisdom
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It's in the book, how about you read it
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Penelope, the first woman ever to get botox
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>>220656484
Johnny Somali looking ass bitch lol
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>>220656426
>>220656603
Both canonically had the same father
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>>220656704
Looking ahh bitch*
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>NOOOOOO WHY ISN'T MY MADE UP BILLION YEARS OLD STORY I NEVER EVEN HEARD ABOUT UNTIL THIS POINT LORE ACCURATE
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>>220656670
Lol. She looks somewhat normal there but yeah she definitely went a little overboard.

I wonder if hagmaxxers know that doing all these films romancing 20 year old men doesn't make them look more youthful. It's like a snake eating it's own tale straight out of the Odessey.
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>>220656426
Why is she so watery
It’s like a giant just sneezed on her and she was like “eugh, INCEL!!”
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>>220656603
No fucking way. Hollywood is just fucking with us now.
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>>220656426
Felon of troy?
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>>220656603
Our queen.
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>>220656426
I look at these people and beautiful is a word that has never, ever crossed my mind.
It's like looking at a cupboard or a chair.
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>>220656603
Hallmark Athena. Just for comparison.
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Circe, Athena, and Penelope.
The absolute decadence of Hollywood in one image.
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>>220656603
this needs to be jak'd
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>>220657889
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She's actually pretty, I don't care what your racist morons say.
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I feel like this has the potential to jar even normalfags kek
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>>220656603
pass me that cracka Odysseus
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/tv/ throwing a tantrum because they can't make jokes about Helen of Troy getting blacked
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>>220657917
I understand that Circe casting.
It's like, it's an all white cast, so Circe can't be cast white, she's "exotic", I like that.
I like that she looks different.
In fact you made me realize, that I wouldn't mind a black Circe.
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>>220657980
Lol this
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>>220657929
Something about her inspire to follow her into war... which is exactly the effect someone cast as Athena should inspire.
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>>220657991
Don't mind either and didn't mind back then because she was meant to be indeed the "exotic" one. Also, Vanessa Williams was everywhere during that time so it made sense she would be cast if they needed a black actress, kinda like Michael Clarke Duncan as Kingpin.
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>>220656426
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220658147
Shills can't meme
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Athena is often referenced as having eyes of an owl, due to her being linked with wisdom, portrayed with bright penetrating eyes. Isabella Rossellini has that and this lady also has big eyes. Zendaya has hooded small eyes. Seriously, in thst pic above, she looks like she spent the night up partying and she's now too tired to be awake to film. People think Lupita as Helen is a bad casting, but I think Zendaya is much, much worst in the context of the character she's meant to play.
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>>220658201
This is owl genocide!
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>>220658147
This fucking guy again, hey bud you back to get BTFO again?
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>>220658259
You will never be a descendant of the ancient Greeks, chud.
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>>220658218
#RespectBubbo
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>>220656426
There are more Ethiopian characters in the Illiad and Greek mythology in general than there are northwestern Europeans
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>>220658280
According to chuds, Ethiopians were white lmao
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>>220658295
According to the internet, only trannies use that word
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>>220658354
You will never be Ethiopian
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>>220657889
looks jewish, Much worse.
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>>220658295
Honestly it’s impressive how many times you are made a fool and post again hoping no one in the new topic remembers you lol. Truly some jewish behavior if I’ve ever seen it
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>>220656426
One of the only decent looking completely black girls, it's all downhill from there
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>>220656426
AAAAA SHHHIIITTTT, WE WUZ CONDOMS N SHIT
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>>220658387
You sound jewish
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>>220658373
>kikebaby attempts pilpul
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>>220658400
>>220658461
So you truly are trying to wewuz as ancient Greeks AND Ethiopians, huh chud?
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>>220658498
Chudwave in full effect.
Remove Jew.
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>>220658147
>cultural Marxist bullshit
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>>220658536
But you also actually wuz the ancient Jews, right chuddie?
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>>220658548
>buzzwords because I can't refute it
as I expected
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>>220658585
>debate my bullshit!!
No, I’ll just call you a lying Marxist faggot and be on my way.
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>>220658147
Helen wasn’t a nigger. End of story.
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Its weird how ALL impressive ancient civilizations were ackchually white but then somehow got raped by brown people until they stopped being white, and the only white people who avoided the great rapening where the primitive and pathetic ones from the north
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>>220658626
You are not on your way though. You will stay here and cry about everything I say without being able to refute any of it.
>>220658662
Nor was she white.
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>>220658147
Based. Keep making them seethe
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>>220658147
nigger cope will never not make me laugh
>we wuz greeks
we wuz dem romans nigga
>we chinese n sheet
>we japanese nippa
>we was native amerikangs
>we wuz egyptions
for people who always claim to be proud of being blacks niggers are desperate to be anything else.
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>>220658808
angloid/germ cope will never not make me laugh
>we wuz greeks
we wuz dem romans timmy
>we persians n sheet
>we ethiopians chuddie
>we was moors
>we wuz egyptions
for people who always claim to be proud of being white they are desperate to be anything else.
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>>220658147
meanwhile, this is how the Greeks and Romans saw Helen
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>>220658201
>athena has big eyes
Not gonna lie the girl from the Penguin show could sell that
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>>220658875
You mean the Romans. Pompei wasn't a Greek city.
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>>220658875
Redhead supremacy.
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>>220658849
>no u!!
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>>220658969
So do you admit that ancient romans, greeks, persians, ethiopians, moors, and egyptians weren't the ancestors of modern angloids?
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>>220658147
>ancient art and texts describe Helen of Troy as white
>”um actually this meme I found on Reddit says otherwise.”
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>>220659334
>The Odysseus describes Odysseus as black-skinned
>"um actually that triggers me so I will pretend that black-skinned used to mean white-skinned"
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>>220659334
>>220659364
chudbros.... not only do ancient texts describe Odysseus as black, ancient art does too...
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>>220659447
Clearly black too as they do a white person right beside him
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>>220659501
polbros, how the fuck do we respond? what is our cope?
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>>220659501
See how much the Greeks loved black people?
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>shills going this hard on their bullshit for a certified flop that they won’t even see.
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>>220659447
>>220659501
i wish i were stupid enough to post like this :(
you seem so jolly
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>>220659078
What does this have to do with a jogger playing Helen of Troy?
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>>220659616
Do you admit it?
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>>220659559
I won't see it but I'll buy a ticket for it
I'll buy one for you too, chuddie
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>>220659600
>nooo don't believe your eyes! seeing things is stupid and jewish!!
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>>220656426
A thousand ships turned back around
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>>220659548
This is our culture heritage the Greeks left for us
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>>220659710
Beautiful isn't it?
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>>220659710
Nooo the ancient Greeks were afrocentric jewish shills!
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>>220659641
Admit what? That blacks are retarded and marxists only fuel their delusions?
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>>220659760
No, admit that angloids aren't descended from ancient romans, greeks, persians, ethiopians, moors, and egyptians. Why can't you do that? Its because you are wewuzzing as all of those people
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>>220659669
The less money you have for your expenses will make happy.
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>>220656670
She was aging so well, too. Why do they always bog?
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>>220659793
>Its because you are wewuzzing as all of those people
When exactly did that happen?
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>>220658894
>the girl from the Penguin show
excuse me, but she must be referred to as Charlie Chaplin's granddaughter
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>>220659744
Everyone sing along in prayer and thanks to God for an end to hatred:

https://youtu.be/RSJbYWPEaxw
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>shill is now replying to himself with more bullshit
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>>220659830
It is happening right now. Or are you ready to admit that these people weren't your ancestors?
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>>220659949
>bullshit
You mean ancient Greek art depicting Odysseus
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>Niggers making shit up again
Tale as old as soon as they were able to learn to read. So about only 60 to 70 years ago.
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>>220660002
>It is happening right now
Right now? Right now is not a time. When did this happen?
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>>220659913
Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

and Amen!
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>>220660026
So all these ancient Greek vases are fake?
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>>220657980
high iq comment
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>Nigger is now trying to act like the shit he put up is real art
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>>220657917
>>220657991
This. Circe is a shapeshifting nymph, A minor goddess, a nature spirit. And she lives all alone on an island in the middle of the sea. She can look however she wants
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>>220660645
>circle

Shit, I meant Calypso
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>>220656461
it's an age old joke that i've seen on twatter countless times and you didn't make it
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>>220657991
yeah because it's the narrative that's at stake.
most beautiful woman in greece: black
sorceress: white
that is what annoys people
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>>220656426
>>220657917
Meanwhile...

>Odysseus honey, it's 5 o'clock. Circle and the Sirens are here for you dick flattening!
>y-yes Calypso...



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