The first official image from Mel Gibson's upcoming two-part Christian epic.Part 1 - May 6, 2027Part 2 - May 25, 2028
FORGIVE THEM FATHER FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY SUCK
>>220657766HEY FATHER, WHY DOES THIS SMALL GROUP OF PEOPLE KEEP GETTING KICKED OUT OF HOST NATIONS AND WONT STOP MASTERBATING?
>people wore red orange blues>it was very hard to keep white things clean so only priests could afford this luxury>dying natural fibers was essential in prolonging their use, and acting as a shield against ticks, lice and mothswhy are filmmakers such fucking hacks, it takes 20mins to figure out how to do period accurate costumes.
>>220657853shut up nerd
JESUS CHRIST
>>220657853Old testament happened in Florida. Rome never fell. Jesus is alive. Repent.
>>220657725>AAARRGHH PLEASE ROMANS ILL SUCK YOUR DICK AND EAT SHIT PLEASE
>>220657725>Part 1 - May 6, 2027>Part 2 - May 25, 2028would it break your retarded american brain writing the day in the first place,like a normal person?
>>220658140Jesus didnt give a shit about rome. Get better material.
>>220657725why's he wearing jedi robes?
>>220657725wait they didnt hire the original insane actor to play jesus? FAIL
>>220657725Whoa, I can't wait for Jewish propaganda!
>>220658334Because he's about 24 years too old for the part.
>>220658353>Why is Jesus throwing all those tables at a Jewish downtown market?
>>220658388they should have used AI
>>220658416Would look like shit. Like that terrible Indiana Jones deaging, where it's obviously just a fucking deepfake slapped on him.
>>220658353>He doesn't know about Mel
>>220658452>Would look like shit.yeah but rightoids dont care.
>>220658452There have been cases of more convincing CGI de-aging too.It would help that he has long hair and a beard and you could adjust them to help hide the flaws
>>220658562>There have been cases of more convincing CGI de-aging too.Like what?
>>220657725Somehow Obi-Wan returned
>>220658562There is no convincing CGI de-aging. It is noticeable and distracting in literally every single movie it has been attempted in.
>>220657725>tall handsome and dark blue eyed european jesus Mel is so damn based
>>220657725>Resurrection of the ChristDidn't he already do that one?Why doesn't he do some other desert religion classic like Moses?
>>220658579>>220658693College age Tony Stark talking to his parents in Civil War- not perfect but good enough, for the one scene. Legolas in the Hobbit movies- seems like almost no one noticed it was used there. Nick Fury in Captain Marvel- he looks like a different person vs Jackson in the 90s which is kind of weird, but he mostly looks like a different *real* person Keep in mind this is about the effect, not praising those entire movies
>>220659293>College age Tony StarkHe looks like a lifeless doll. I can't agree at all.>Legolas in the Hobbit moviesIt's mostly fine, but all they did was smooth out a few wrinkles. There was only a ten year gap between the trilogies, so there wasn't that much to de-age. I would even say they went too far with it, because he has that smooth TikTok filter look in many shots.>Nick Fury in Captain MarvelI agree entirely with what you said. Technically excellent, but noticeably different from the actual 90s Sam Jackson.
>>220657853the only person wearing white in this image is jesus u heathenous virgin
>>220659182>changing the race of characters in stories LE BASED when i like it
>>220660658>pretending Jesus is white and not jewish instead of not white and jewish
>>220660864no one living in those latitudes is natively white anon. if they are, then they wear sunscreen religiously or don't ever go outside. this is simple biology. people in sunny regions evolved to have more melanin in their skin. jesus was not white. he was swarthy
>>220659182>depicting a jew rat as a white man is le basedFuck off
>>220657725Looks more clean and FASHUN than before.
>>220657725>somehow...christ has risenwho writes this?
What did they do with that massive cave grave (+rolling stone door) when Jesus just walked out?Did they rent it to someone else? Can't have been cheap.
>>220658390lel
>>220658353
>>220658499Mel Gibson has consistently worked with jews in almost everything he’s done for the last decade.
>>220661586Yeah, but trying to make movies without working with jews is like trying to move around in Manhatten without employing pakistani taxi drivers
>>220661706>im in business with satanic pedophiles but what can you do?
Next time you talk to dude, ask him why he let the Anunnaki put limitations on humans.
>>220657725Yeshua was brown, though.
