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>>220663840
>How much you want? A blowjob? How about I eat your shit?

>>220663941
>Uhhh... both.

>>220663840
>magic trick
It's called a toilet flush

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Let’s not BLOW things out of proportion

>>220664287
>... six million alive so I can teach him some moves first!

Ahahahahhahahahaha

Legit lost it on this one. Nice work OP

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>You either die sucking dick, or live long enough to see yourself eat shit.

Jackie?

blessed thread

>>220663840
>I'm gonna make this shit...disappear
>>220663941
MY DOGS ARE HAUNGRY

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>So, you came back to suck dick for your city?

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>No, I came back to eat your shit.

kek

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When I was in burma, i ate a man’s shit the size of a tangerine

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I sucked those dicks

>You wanna know how I got these AIDs scars?
>My father, was a cocksucker... and a freak.
>And one night, he goes freakier than usual...
>His bull gets the kitchen knife to defend himself.
>He doesn't like that.
>Not.
>One.
>Bit.
>So... me watching... he takes the knife to his bull, eating shit while he does it.
>He turns to me and says, "Why so straight?" >Comes at me with his pants down.
>"WHY SO STRAIGHT?"
>He sticks his ass above my mouth...
>"Let's put some brown on that face."

>>220665595
kek

>>220665622
>"Let's put some brown on that face."
kek

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A dick sucker… not the dick sucker we deserved but the dick sucker we needed.

Why did saar delete my army of darkness thread but not this one? Does he only approve of capeshit?

>>220665740
Don’t fuck with us indians. We run this board faggot

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>>220665595
this is the first thread of this fucking meme that made me laugh
well done /tv/

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>I know the shit eaters when I see them, and...

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>>220666020
>the thing he’s pointing at

>>220666059
Lost

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>Tell them your name.
>Brian...Douglas...
>Are you the real Batman?
>no...
>No? NO? Then WHY DO YOU SUCK DICK LIKE HIM? WEEHOHOHOOO!
>He's a symbol, that we don't have to eat shit from scum like you.
>Yeah, you do Brian, YOU REALLY DO. *unzips pants*

>>220666224
lmao

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>>220665491
>>220665508

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>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would suck a man's dick, before eating his shit.

>>220666981
If you do it the other way around you get poop mouth on your dick.

>>220665332
>MY DOGS ARE HAUNGRY
lol

Looking back this movie was actually kind of terrible

>>220667347
Action movies are probably the worst genre in film but this one was a decent watch

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>>220666981
>If I suck your dick will you die?

>>220667505
Shut up retard

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>NO MORE EATING SHIT!

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>This thread
(You)s to all

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>I go to Hong Kong. Far away from dicks and shit

>>220664031
sar the toilet witch magic is not joke

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>>220663840
>I mean.... what happened did your BALLS DROP INTO MY MOUTH?

>>220663941
>Uh.... Chuck'd

>>220667529
>It would be extremely shitty!

Lmao I am crying tears of laughter, best thread of the entire month

I go to Hong Kong. Suck on shit.

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There are indians harvesting your memes for money. You are literally working for free.

>>220668415
>dick not deh
kys nigger

>>220665595
kek

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>You merely ate the shit. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't use the loo until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but needful!

>>220668159
>I tell you when the chips are down these civilized people... theyll eat your shit

>>220668447
kek'd

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If I take that mask off will you suck my dick?
I would eat your shit.
That's a lot of shit to eat.

drum drum symbol clash close curtains

>>220668326
For poo

I've been around 4chan for 20 years now, and was around when TDKR came out. Yet I never watched, until this week.

And it sucked.
I couldn't actually believe how bad it was. Try-hard sentimental scenes and gay dialogue rammed down your throat. Inferior action (the HGV stunt in TDK is 10 times better than anything with the CGI bat-copter) though I appreciate the effort with the opening aeroplanes scene.
It just sucked. Lots of gay girlboss stuff, though I like Hathaway.

It was just a re-run of TDK but with an inferior villain (still one of the best aspects of the film, though - anything to distract from mopey Batman/Alfred/Gordon shit), fewer good action sequences, a gayer ending, lots of gay sentimental scene, and so on.

It sucked.

I remember when it came out and generally got good reviews, some even comparable to TDK. Wow. How did that happen?

I haven't watched any Nolan films from the past 5 or so years, but my evaluation of him has gone down massively.

>>220668906
Somebody get this hothead out of here

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Posting bane gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivESoMO-kyA

>If i shit in your mouth what would you die?
>It would be extremely steamy

>>220668906
I've also not seen it other than the plane scene and 5 second clips of the bad choreography.
I think I've seen one movie this year.

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>>220664311
>six million?

>>220668906
If the actor for joker didn't die it would've been a better movie. But the plane scene is the highlight.

>uhhh as for the dick sucker's so called 'plan'...Batman has no jurisdiction. He'll find him and make him eat shit!

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>suck my dick
>very poor choice of words!

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>I want dick suckings from Batman every day for the rest of my life

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This new meme is fucking terrible.

>>220670094
UUUU

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>if Coleman Reese isn't sucking dick and eating shit in sixty minutes, then I blow up a hospital

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Lets see Paul Allen's dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHgwxVCiMyI

>>220670094
Para ti

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>I WANT TO SEE BATMAN DICK EATING AND SHIT SUCKING ON MY DESK EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK PETER PARKER

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>>220670469
>Yessir, Mr. Johnson... Why did I just!? Who is that!? What the hell is going on he-

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>>220663840
If I take that mask off, will you suck my dick?

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>>220670530
>This dick sucking and shit eating isn't quite my tempo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ5r1TVR5Ao

>>220670633
Tempoman was such an underutilized meme

>>220670094
Mr. Shit:

>What killed the dinosaurs? THE SHIT EATING!

>>220669922
For me it's this refined kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iyvvT-8m3c

>>220671441
Quality upload i love that style of meme. Name of that genre???

>>220667616
>and the Chinese won't eat shit of one of their own

>>220665158
fukin kek!!

I hate that actor so much.

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>>220665595
this is why I come to 4chan
fukin kek

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>>220671373
>Let's suck some dick!

>>220663840
>you can't unsuck a cock

>>220665595
The ones that really get me are the ones where I hear it in the actor’s voice.

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>>220665736

Not the dick sucker we wanted, but the dick sucker we DESERVED!

>>220665740
motherufckers pruned my thread about new tv n movie ideas n plots

was ec and infrmative when opinons n ideas came out in arguments

fukin troon jannies man
need a beat down

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>>220666059
u meant this

>>220671673
Sounds like it sucked, much prefer a dick and shit thread desu.

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>>220665158
one fundraiser with my pals, you'll never need another toilet

>>220667580
guy in bottom middle is blowing a load

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>Sorry for barging in on you like this
>I know how much dick sucking and shit eating you guys can get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fBTiBflnCk

>>220671733
>you can't DO this to me....
>you KNOW HOW MUCH SHIT I ATE?!?!

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>he wasn't sucking alone

>>220670047

lol fukin kek

>>220670168
holy shit lol
fukin kek with fries

GET IN THE GAME everyone listening!

>>220671508
heh fukin A

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>Now, Carnes, listen. Listen very, very carefully... I Ate Paul Allen's shit and sucked his dicked, and I liked it.
>I can't make myself any clearer, I begged him for it.
>But that's simply not possible. And I don't find shit eating, and cock sucking this funny anymore
>It never was supposed to be. Why isn't it possible?
>It's just not.
>Why not, you stupid bastard?
>Because I had dinner with Paul Allen's shit twice in London, just 10 days ago, i sucked his dick in London
>No, you...
>didn't.
>Now if you'll excuse me.

>>220671645
so true
some men just want to see the world burn

>>220671698

it was loaded with great ideas
holywood n netlfix arent

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>>220671713
haaaaa
holy fuk keep it going
jesus
I havent laughed this much in months
this is why I come to 4chan

>>220671760
kek

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Yes he sucks dick; and eats shit; but u know all this...
Yes, I just wanted to know if you knew..

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>Noooo!!! they expect one of us to be eating shit
>Have we started the dick sucking?
>Yes the dick sucking rises?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rurhk1hadp8

do you think someone has drawn scat porn of homelander yet or do we need a few more days of the meme

>>220672081
Hours if that. Twitter is where most of the artists are at since Tumbler committed sudoku long ago.

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>>220665491
>>220665508

>>220672081
kripke's probably got a sketch book somewhere

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>>220665595
Add my contribution to the photographic collage made of interesting and funny comments

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>>220672175
God bless anon i can't wait for the other boards to leak over to add to your collage. Surely a few of them got it already.

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>>220670094
>it’s not a tooter

>>220671601
Yuck
Stop watching porn

>>220672436
BOYS EAT SHIT
GIRLS SUCK DICK

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>Le dick sucking face

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>Ebin shit eating face

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>MFW hecking chungus sucking dick and eating shit at the same time face

>>220670047
kek

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>GET SHIT COCK HAHAHAH

Uh oh melty

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Is it a melty cock or a melty shit?

>>220665595
They were playing with a shit the size ov a tangerine….so we burned the whole forrest down…some men just want to suck the worlds cock.

>>220668906
The movie’s a great absurdist comedy.
Unfortunately the epilogue goes on far too long

Master has given dobby dome.

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Instead of gold and diamond what if we gave out cock and shit?

>>220668415
It's what Clara would've wanted.

>and I thought my jokes were bad

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>a little dick in your mouth, I like that

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>3 men sucking cock, eating shit and fighting on the front against chaos is all i can spare.

>>220674424
he never said that

>>220674603
>the codex dicksucker leaves no room for doubt. You cannot eat shit and remain untainted

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>Sir i will need 3 ball lickers, 12 deepthroaters, 6 men in cock sleeves, and 12 battalions of shit eater guardsmen to kill these seamen stealers tyranids. >>220675450

>>220668906
Heath ledger died so the whole movie feels anticlimatic dude.
The joker had the city in panic so much that people were outright evacuating the city.
He was only one man.
That's impossible to top

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>>220675544
>>3 men sucking cock, eating shit and fighting on the front against chaos is all i can spare.

Horus NOOOOO! Argh, please STOP, ill do anything, i'll give you the emperor's locaton, ill suck your dick, want me to eat your shit!? I'll eat your shit, ill eat your entire legion's shit,

this is how it went in some removed archives in the terrarium librarium, it was hidden by higher ups possibly custodes officials

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>And the Romans where are they?
>Your looking at them, sucking shit and eating dick asshole

Uh oh MELTY!

>>220663840
If you pause that scene at the exact right fraction of a second you can see like a dozen holes in the table where he stabbed the pencil in on different takes. Ruined the entire movie for me.

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yes i eat shit and suck cum. How could you tell?

>The Dark Reddit

>>220677087
>He isn't dark shit biden era maxing

>>220677183
>The Dark Reddit Returns

>>220677271
>ULTRA REDDIT GOLD SAARS

>>220670094
It's not funny at all, but I think that's the point, it's all just ironic. Except even ironic it's still not funny.

this thread is basically a cumtown episode

>>220677457
>Reddittown

>>220671872
it must fucking suck to type all this out and not get a single reply, congratulations, you fell for the forced meme.

>>220678117
Thanks for the reply i did not type it all out :3 queermo sexual faggot :D