The grand finale starts in 15 minutes. GET THE FUCK IN HERE!
IS THERE A POLYBET FOR NUMBER OF TIMES HE SAYS TRUMP
>>220665958No because that's illegal
Who are his final guest(s) and will he kiss them on the mouth?
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>>220665906Longtime viewers know this is Stephen's "making fun of Alex Jones" face.
Watching Steve colbert is some real cracker shit
>>220665906
>>220665906Hoping he blows his brains out on live tv
>>220666016He has provided this board with 10 years of low hanging fruit. We must pay our respects.
>>220665906Will there be any seethe or would I just be watching a faggot for no reason?
>>220666058There is no way this is worth watching live.
>>220666058>no reasonThats why its the end, there is no reason to watch it.
>>220665906Is he going to suck some dick and eat shit, as is the new standard for finales?
Like the fuck in /tv/! All hands on deck
>>220666041this but unironically>>220666076it would be worth it if he shot himself in the head
>>220665969love ya anon
It's truly incredible that they decided to just end it instead of finding another host. He was that bad.
This isn't the end, we'll sustain the show with Stephen Colbert General - /scg/
>>220666149They had 10 years to cancel him if he was really so bad and a ratings failure. What gives?
>The Colbert Report was 22 years ago
>>220666149Maybe they learned what a pointless disaster that could be after Craig Ferguson got replaced with James Corden.
>>220666167This the first season they had to produce without USAID money.
>>220666149Wasnt making money, and late night talk shows are basically a thing of the past. The only chance of it having even partial success would be if they could land a excellent host....which would take money they dont want to pay, because they arent making enough money.
>>220666167The network got bought out by one of Trump's biggest donors.
HOLY SHITTRUMP IS A GUEST
AOC will reinstate him when she wins in ‘28
ah, the memories
CLAPCLAPCLAPCHEERCLAPCLAP I LOVE LATE NIGHT SHOWS BROS YIPEEEEE
the final repor
It's a sad state of affairs that a board ostensibly about television celebrates a show being taken off the air because a rich jew that bought the network ordered it because said mean things about his people's orange puppet
>>220666167No one wants to watch some leftist partisan shill’s hamfisted humor. Their option is acknowledge half the country as human or cancel the show.
>>220666149He sucked but the real reason is that late night talk shows are going the way of the dodo bird. It’s been inevitable
>>220666188bRAVE>>220666203Based
>>220666210Jimmy won
>>220666192All the money had mostly been coming from YouTube anyway. Nobody was watching the full show anymore, people would just look at clips on YouTube.
>>220666208just Colbert being a little bitch like usual
Will he suck Trump's dick? Eat his shit?
Holy fuck I forgot about that public access show>2015 was 75 years ago
>>220666225Yeah dude, nobody watches TV. A celebrity would get more views going on some show like Hot Ones
>>220666210I still don't know who this guy is, I've never seen him anywhere but in this particular picture of all the hosts.
>>220666243I anticipate it will be something stunning and brave and then everyone will clap.
>>220666220damn, that's crazy. he should just get paid by the state department to promote whatever they want, like he used to do.
they got heisenberg holy shit
>>220666253He was Colbert's replacement on Comedy Central for like 5 minutes. His show was peak mid 2010s BLM racebait.
>>220666187Amazing how far you can get by making dick jokes with an animatronic skeleton
will he make an appearance?
>>220666253some DEI hire they gave a show to before shoving Trevor Noah into the Daily Show
Why am I watching this?
Omg omg omg im not watching right now omg its literally not on anything rite now holy shit its literally not happening DUDE I JUST BRUSHED MY TEETH HOLY SHIT IM GOING TO BED OMG
Yes we know NYC is a shithole
It's only 11 years. Who cares.
far white whack job
VAX MENTIONED
>>220666297I don’t understand this image. What does 2 brothers have to do with faggotry?
that craiglist joke is so dated but it takes me back
It's funny how Conan fought for this job acting like it was the most prestigious shit ever now they are just dumping it to replace it with cheap garbage
>>220666268Cranston has TDS so that checks outs
p-p-paul R-RUDD....???
Colbert's top tier at making republicans piss and shit themselves pants for 30 years straight even still in this thread they are and it's an amazing thing to see
>>220666158>Colbert urges us all to get back to our lives, to stop drinking in the poison we've been served for monthsKind of ironic considering he spent the next decade doing nothing but that and serving it out himself.
>>220666325World has changed a lot since then and late night tv is irrelevant now
Paul Rudd has the deadest eyes
steven coldbert and jon leibowitz are two of the most insufferable faggots to ever taint the tv screen. hope they get raped to death
>>220666320don't ask questions. clap, damnit, CLAP!
>>220666317What are they looking at, /tv/?
>>2206663252010 was a different world
Tim Meadows was actually funny as fuck in Peacemaker season 2 why isn't he in more shit?
>>220666260Trump was paying him this whole time? He really is the 5D chessmaster. Save the retardation for the boomers on twitter
Remember Tim Meadows?Pepperidge Farm remembers
FUCK COLBERT
>black guy demanding bananaswhat did they mean by this
>Bryan Cranston>Paul Rudd>Tim Meadows
>Tim Meadows stealing Paul Rudd's bananasNow that's believable.
>>220666378Have you seen The Ladies Man?
>>220666382yup. dumb boomer spent 4 terms paying for some little sissy.
>>220666389I accidently posted a joke about this on the wrong thread.
>black man steals banana
>>220666188Wtf is wrong with people? Trump is a shitty president that was elected because of how insane democratic policies and plans were. Trump could only be elected because the Democratic platform is: we hate white people and we hate successful people/we’re going to tax unrealized capital gains if you elect us. I have left leaning friends like Colbert’s type that get histrionic and emotional like Trump is strangling trannies with his bare hands. It’s like something happened that made a significant portion of the population completely mentally ill. You can’t even reason with the left anymore and it’s like someone just flipped a switch and made them that way.
How is he showing that chinese robot video any different than making a thread here sharing a tweet of the same video?
this final monologue is weak. he should cut it short and move on.
Who was even watching late night these days?
>>220666384What does this have to do with anything? Clinton is one of the GOOD dynastic billionaires.
I wonder if he's getting dumped because TPTB know that he's emblematic of 50+ white liberal female sensibilities which everyone reviles so much now. They were definitely a demographic lifted up wayyyy too much around 2014 or so. And now they know that the "smirking late-night Democrat funnyman" really turns people off Democrats.Wishful thinking on my part surely
>>220666396The movie from 26 years ago boomer? What you think that was a year ago?
If he comes out in full red face paint and screams "two scoops" at the top of his lungs I will apologise and dedicate the rest of my life to bringing down drumpf
>>220666399I can not forgive this
How do you even watch this without cable
>>220666407>It’s like something happened that made a significant portion of the population completely mentally ill. covid vax
>>220666384this should have been extremely obvious to anyone who watched comedy central during the Hillary run. i mean, look at this stupid shit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTNOslYPFjcjust trying to manufacture an image for hillary that no one actually believed
>>220666418Boomers. But they have started dying out and going to nursing homes so the shows time is up
I have no joke not watched late night since there used to be hate watch threads here for a little late with Lilly Singh right before Covid stated is this picture in picture shit for commercials normal now? Why are they doing this?
Holy shit. And they blame Trump for this getting cancelled.
>>220666418I'm assuming whomever still has cable
Has he cried yet?
so did I miss the monologue, can I get a QRD on how gay and lame it was?
>>220666472I'm watching this on atenna. I don't know anyone who actually watches these shows though. Not even boomers.
>>220666472It's a broadcast channel not cable
>>220666469sister, the show wasn't running because it was making money or because people watched it. it was running b/c it was a part of the political aparatus!and now the political aparatus cancelled it. woe to democracy.
>>220665969thanks anon actually fascinating to see the ads 60+ year olds in America are watching too . No wonder they're so fucked up.
>>220666343>>220666220They're in a cult. It's an alternate reality where this cartoon character goes on stage every night and flips out in crazed screeching obsessive rants about fascism while making faces like OP. It's a reality that plays on repeat in the social media bubble, backed by all the wacky quotes and screenshots you'll keep seeing. Look at how confused they are now watching it for the first time and seeing he's just acting meloncholic and grateful. BOOORING!
I have only met ONE person who watches all this late night crap, but especially Colbert… can you guess his age?
>>220666490I only watch TV like this when I visit my parents home for holidays its wild the shit on antenna TV now. There are channels showing twitch streamers now
>>220666502This just ignore that and die for Israel liberals
>>220666497this, im more captivated by the amerifat ads
>>220666502you can at least use my name when you're talking about me.
>>220665979Well now it's a "making for of stephen colbert (pronounced cole burt) face">NOOO don't cancel my show!>I'll suck your cock>I'll eat your shit!>DONALD DRUMPH CANNOT WIN!!!!
>>220666418Nursing home communal areas.
>>220666480I'm so sad we didn't get to see him live for the '24 election. His melty would have been such kino.>>220666487He avoided naming orange nigger, at least.
>greatest band on tvThe Roots are better
>>220666480This would have hit harder if he wasn't a shill for the president and the entire party that made this our reality.
So I guess his show really was cancelled just for being unfunny huh
Median age of a Colbert viewer is 62. Other late night niggas are around the same.I read an article about the UK earlier this week and they're thinking of shutting all TV down altogether in favour of streaming sites. It's crazy TV is just dying before our eyes. No wonder you can get a QLED curved top of the range 4K ultra suck-your-dick vision for less than $300. It's so over /tv/ bros.We're going to have to change our name.
>>220666502>crazed screeching obsessive rants about fascism while making faces like OPAll of these Colbert memes are from one bit where he was acting like Alex Jonest. Colberthead
One good thing I will say, his current band is a lot better than the old one.
>some random noise happening>it wasn't a bit alright
>>220666041>Hoping he blows his brains out on live tvrolling!
>>220666550>I read an article about the UK earlier this week and they're thinking of shutting all TV down altogether in favour of streaming sites.b-but i just renewed my loicense
>>220666480>immediately goes back to doing the same shit 24/7
>>220666552What about his vaxxie dance?
>>220666533heh, lets see if he can hold it until the end
guys i left to get water, did any more celebs show up after the black guy?
That one Colbert/Stewart/Conan pretend rivalry they had during the writer's strike remains one of the funniest things on late night TV. I wonder if I can find all the clips it of it archived anywhere.
why is colbert finishing? did he get AIDS?
I haven't sat down to watch a late night show in over a decade, are they all this fucking bad now?
JEEEZ this show SUCKStrump needed them to cancel THIS??
>>220666574It's not schedueld until the 2030s, but apparently BBC/ITV/C4 are all begging for it to happen because they're just bleeding money with the status quo.Doesn't help that a lot of people are flat out refusing to pay that license anymore too.
>>220666574That's okay anon, they're making you pay a loicense for streaming as well.
>>220666367An fpv drone about to detonate
wow I can see why old people watch this. Peanuts? What year is it?
That peanuts music bit was funny. Not laugh out loud funny but it elicited a smile
>explaining the joke for 30 seconds straightthis is comedy 101, you dont need to explain the joke, yeah we get it they're playing the music
>>220666513I never knew so many people worked on the Colbert show. I kinda feel bad for all staff members (like the camera guys, audio guys, etc) that are about to lose their jobs. They shouldn't be punished for decisions Colbert made.
>>220666565>two digits off
>tig
this is like 9/11 for boomer shitlibs
that peanuts joke wasnt bad, they get to let the band shine a little for the finale too
>nig totino
This is a disaster
Oh great. It's that nu-Trek lesbian.
>>220666630They all most likely work on a lot of shows, a lot of people don't just work on one single show.
>>220666521feel like its necessary to see them every once in a while to better understand how the amerimutt genx/boomer mind is being programmed. Unironically treating the show as the obnoxious slop interrupting the real content, the ads.
>>220666343/tv/ has essentially become the /pol/ reject containment board
>>220666630>decisions Colbert madecolbert doesn't write his own jokes. he has an entire staff or people doing it for him.
WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE???
>>220666630That's how tv shows work, most of them last a season or less, then you're back on the street looking for another gig. Hence why establishing seniority is so important to people in the trades
Blackmailed eyes
If they ever make a Fire Marshal Bill movie and Jim Carrey is dead, Ryan Reynolds can star in it instead
So is Ryan Reynolds out of the closet now?
HOLY SHIT IT'S DEADPOOL
>>220666666Checked
>>220666320Italians go to gay weddings all the time and are now disappointed they're at a gay wedding and don'ta getta the pizza
bros the colbert show isnt bad?? i kinda like it? whyd chuds lie to me for so many years that he was seething about trump 24/7>>220666630theyre not, late night is just dying as a propaganda outlet, and they turn everything into fuel for the culture war
jesus there are so many goddamned commercials for pharmaceuticals
>/tvpol/ finding out live in this thread that Colbert is a safe humor late night show for baby boomers instead of a violent insurrection against their orange king
>>220666666Satanic.
>>220666625Anon, you don't understand (((modern audiences))).
Shit feels like a terrible nostalgia critic episode with all the who-gives-a-shit guest appearances >Obscurus Lupa what are you doing here?!
>>220666630Its funny the media never said that during the Leno-Conan drama. Leno's lawyers were heroes for his staff
>>220666698>>220666687both on my screen at the same time. do i believe the faggot or my own lying eyes?
David Letterman was the only funny watchable late show host
>>220666480>gambling is one of the sins listed in the Biblelmao, he says shit like this and then wants to decide who "real" Christians are
>>220666630Anon, this show has a reported staff of 200 people....
>Freedom From Religion FoundationHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Holy shit NYC has pro Atheism commercials what a shit hole oh wait I live here FUCK
lmao are these ads real?? that Atheist one looked like an SNL bit
>Freedom from religion foundationwut
>>220666717reminder that he deliberately elevated marmalade man so Hilldog would have an easier path to victoryCan't take any Drumpf tears seriously when they went out of their way to fuck over boring ol Jeb so they'd have an easier opponent. It's your own fault nigga. The whole of the last decade is their fault.
>atheism commercialYou have go to be fucking kidding me
>>220666746I can't believe Reddit has a commercial. 4chan needs to step it up.
>>220666696on one hand, its because of who watches this shit. on the other hand, these companies are basically giving kickbacks to media companies which act as government propaganda outlets, the money doesnt just go to lobbying
>>220666763liberals don't understand they have become a caricature of themselves.
>>220666746>>220666753>>220666754>>220666755>>220666763
>>220666730this is the stunning classic hollywood quality level that they claim can never be replaced with ai kek
Some of these ads are unreal.Anti-depressant medication>May make you suicidally depressed
>>220666746>>220666755do the ittle wittle chuds need to read the constitution again?
>>220666755>>220666746I couldn't believe it, but they actually oppose judaism too...
>>220666727not craig?
Trump won.
TDS has made some of you crazy. Your posts are ridiculous.If you're wondering which side is the right side to be on...it's the one where you don't murder people for having a different opinion than you.
Im 100% joining a new /tv/ general live watching current network tv ads
>>220665906Good riddance.
>>220666550I figured cable as a whole would be gone within my lifetime years ago once I saw the TVs themselves started putting in proprietary manufacturer streaming services and other bloatware garbage, they can't get anyone but boomers via cable so they made a new rentseeking scam right at the tap.some people have to regularly clear their fucking roku's cache like a browser for it to work right, the future of TV is the current state of smartphones, cars and tractors: it'll break constantly by design and you'll pay them to "fix" it because there's no value to be made from a phone or TV that works for 5+ years. this is what the goys get for letting them shut off analog
>>220666770I'm sure the Japanese girl feet commercial will air soon don't worry
nice throw
>>220666719i can only remember one interview where a reporter asked conan about the actual negotiations, leno supposedly didnt know the show went to conan until the initial deal went through, and conan himself didnt really acknowledge it because he was getting plenty of attention
>they couldn't get anyone so they had to ask paul mccartney to stay in town a couple extra days from snloh my god this is brutal
who the fuck is this old timer??
>>220666801Great point.
>>220666794Craig who?
>>220666788That's why it's so funny when fascists appeal to American values. No, you openly loathe American values and want to replace them as much as your boogeyman opponents do, just for different reasons.
>>220666759What's the Jeb timeline like these days? Mars colony?
>>220666801I can't even tell what "side" this is supposed to be supporting
>>220666818Last episode of a failed talk show has to be radioactive to anyone’s career.
>>220666828ferguson
>>220666816Conan's lawyer should be executed for the most astounding case of negligence ever>Showbiz lawyers not protecting a time slotUdder insanity
>>220666801yes this is why i trust trump
How is this faggot brit still alive Ringo should be there instead
>>220666787That's why they have ads for secondary antidepressants you can take in addition to your first one if it makes you too depressed.
>>220666727Leno mogged
Ok that's based
nice i hope paul sings
Beatles are overrated
Adam Sandler was playing “Pope Leo”
Grandpa is telling boring stories about the "old days" again
>>220666861midwit take
It's kinda sad how obviously Paul McCartney is dying.
Paul is a faggotGeorge was the best beatle
>Paul McCartney is the final guest>Paul McCartney sang a sand for Destiny that also died todayWTF is this nigga death?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=163_C5UVU-I
>>220666876It's called being old, anon
>>220666859Did you see him on that 50th SNL? No you don't.
Did he kill himself yet?
>>220666875There’s no way in hell a 60s boy band deserves to be glazed this hard 60 years later.
ORANGE CHEETO MENTIONED
Damn Colbert got Neil Breen on?!
colbert sucks at interviews
What would have been better was to have Letterman interview Colbert not this bong shit
HE MADE FUN OF ORANGE MAN!@FBIPATEL@RAPEAPE@AIPAC
COLBERT MADE AN ORANGE JOKE WE'RE SO BACK>>220666895ah thats too bad if it was bad, he was still doing decent songs like a decade ago
>Colbert was hilarious before the Late ShowPardon me nigga?
HAHAHA the orange man still made it in.>>220666910They don't, it just shows how actually old this audience is.
obligatory democracy mention
>>220666875Beach Boys, The Animals, and Rolling Stones are infinitely better.
>have to take a break after 2 minutes because old man Paul has to piss
>member when you played this theater that my retarded antics have caused to be shuttered forever in the next 20 minutes?why would paul agree to this lmao
>>220666876>>220666883I saw him not a week ago on The Rest Is History. He seemed about as hale as you could realistically expect of a guy his age.
KILL STEPHEN COLBERT
the funniest thing about this is seeing these ridiculous ads and profiling the average viewer based on it
Dog
>>220666928Did I stutter?
am i stoned or is this old man insane
paul wants to make america great again???>>220666920>@RAPEAPEkek
the show will end with Colbert gorging himself on scoops
I would have sex with Judy Greer.
>>220666928adjusted for inflation, 1k likes in 2014 would be around 50k now
>>220666910Whether people liked them or hated them, everything in music today is directly or indirectly influenced by the Beatles,
>>220666961Kek
>>220666964Don't we all
>>220666378Tim was solid as a rock during his SNL run. Perfect as the straight man, good at getting a one-liner laugh, he didn't get a hit sketch until later on with Ladies Man but he was an excellent utility player.>>220666480I remember watching this live to see if he would have a melty. I obviously knew he was a lib but loved him on the Colbert Report and thought he did very well here. A shame it didn't last.Norm MacDonald's story about Colbert's audition for SNL vs Tracey Morgan is always worth hearing. Nothing against Tracey but Colbert used to be a great comedian imo, and like Norm I thought he would have been very good on SNL. A slightly meaner Phil Hartman, perhaps.
The Late Show ends with him giving the double middle finger to Trump and saying "Fuck you!" uncensored
>>220666666Wasted. At least it's not dick and shit post.
>>220666939jej. Another American pillar collapsed because of TDS. While Trump himself knocks out the rest. Weird murmering collapse we are living in.
These commercials are so much better than the ones at my mom's house. It's just medication, insurance and commercials for politicians running this year competing to fellate Trump.
>Nathan Lane is still alivewhat the fuck?
>>220666961
>>220666961LOL
>Paul's still therejesus christ wrap it up this is pathetic
HOLY SHITALIENS ARE REAL
>>220667007I think he's named Dungeon Lane now. Not really paying attention.
If you told me a month ago that a line from some random capeshit series would completely overshadow the final episode of the 2 scoops show on the /tv/ catalog, I would not believe it. He deserves it though.>>220666928Is this boomer humor or millennial humor?
>>220667021so far thats been the most interesting bit
>>220666975Oh gee, the statement that every Beatles fan vomits forth but never extrapolates.
let's get to the next guest already
I would love to see what Paul considered a "rough" neighborhood in 1950's England
>so this was the place to escape the dicey neighborhood>the ni- the uhwhat did paul mean by this?
DO IT!!!!
I don't trust a single celeb who says they grew up in a "dicey area"
damn paul was mugged by "the boys" (immigrants)
>>220666975no it wasnt, black people took the white man's guitar and taught them how to use it
>>2206670471950s England was a bombed out no man's land
>old man talks about phone
>>220667067>black people took the white man's guitar. the endfixed that for you
christ this is agonizing old people just never shut the fuck up about shit nobody cares about
>audience is laughing at how dry this interview is
ChatGPT says this guy was a famous singer in the 60's I don't know who it is
i was thinking paul was old but his bluntness was funny, but hes not helping his case complaining about change and iphones
british """HUMOR"""
jesus just end it already
>>220667091It's Jigaboo Jackson.
Holy fuck I love the Beatles but Paul is utterly senile now
>>220667088They switched out the audience with Brits so there wouldn't be akward silence.
>Colbert realizing this will be his final legacy>listening to an old man complain about his phone
>old man complaining about phoneABSOLUTELY RIVETING
The old man is right it's annoying that every fucking site asks you to accept cookies but I hope he is aware the EU is the reason for that
DAY OF THE PILLOW WHEN
paul get ipad
>interview is still going
>>220667078AY FUCK YOU BITCH>>220667088>>220667099it takes a bit of getting used to but its funny in a way
Would Colbert have stayed funny in the Hillary winning timeline?Doing a parody if Obama era liberals with no trump bad Catholic guilt stuff?
NO ONE CARES ABOUT UNC TALKING JUST PUT HIM TO SING
i hope he explains eggman
is he doing a bit or just dementia? Steven looks like he's struggling to get anything good from this.
>>220667114kek
lowkey this interview is cooked bussin
>>220667112You mean the reason they don't just put the cookies in without asking? Holy shit another commercial.
>paul rudd was there to promote a direct to streaming tier movieoutstanding
Nobody thinks that, Paul.
>>220667121hah
colbert worked his entire life for this final interview with paul mccartney about phones
put this old geezer out to pasture ffs
>>220667139This should be done at the browser level so every fucking website in the world doesn't ask me
>well be right back with MORE paul mccartney
Part 3 with Paul?
>>220667158>He just won't leave folks
>>220666225isnt the timeslot on Fox a talkshow that has something like double the viewership of ABC CNN NBC combined? The problem isnt talk shows, its the people they have talking on the shows.
>>220667127They fucking ended the Colbert Report and Daily Show during the Obama administration cause they were so afraid to make fun of black President man and had nothing to say. It would not have come back during the vagina presidency.
>>220667154I know the EU is a sick joke because of this cookie shit
>>220667127you can say what you will about Orange man but he stilled spared us from Hillary 16-20Imagine the SJW era only STARTING in 2015
So this is how it ends. Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
do the chuds present not find it a little embarrassing that this is the level of media that the president needed cancelled for his protection
As an experienced Macca interview watching veteran, even I have to admit this is rough.
>>220667150That's a really hillarious way to frame it. Jesus Christ, Stephen has been utterly raped by Trvmp.>>220667158This is reminding me of when Paul was on the Colbert Report, and the entire episode was just about Paul, and I could not have cared less about him.
>>220667191Is this the new Mummy movie?
>My boob aches.
>>220667183It's frankly disturbing. I cannot believe how far into fascism we've fallen. May somebody liberate us from our suffering.
>Americans eat crackers, spoiled milk chocolate and burnt marshmallows as their staple food
>entrusting AI with the health of your newborn childholy shit these commercials are dystopian. I hope I never get stuck in a hospital and have to watch this shit
>final show>you don't go out with a bangrest in piss
LMAO it is still Paul McCartney.
>>220667205>I complain but...nobody listens
>Why seek professional help?>Just rely on Amazon's AI shit
>>220667183do leftiists not find it a little embarrassing that this the level media they produce?
Main thing I learned today is that uncs REALLY like musicals
>>220667183no one cares about the orange cheeto faggot, this is a Hitler website. now get gassed kike
Paul McCartney is such the safe Gen X libshit pick
>>220667229It's the local new york broadcast, so there's a lot of broadway stuff
>>220667183>needed cancelled for his protectionthat's right, go down swinging
>Still talking to Paul
colbert shouldve gotten norm macdonald on
>>220667254I think that's where he's going next.
is Billy Shears STILL doing the "I'm Paul McCartney" gimmick?
Is it over yet?
>>220667183they're as sensitive as their orange retard is, you have to be gentle with them or they could start throwing tantrums
>>220667179Hillary did not care about woke shit besides as a cudgel to left punching against Bernie with and the glass ceiling stuff for herself.Hillary would have sent boots on the ground troops into Syria however she would not tear up Obama's Iran deal so escalation there would not happen, she would not reverse obamas's Cuban emberago decision unlike trump so the world would be better there, and she would be less zog then trump and Biden and would not move the embassy in Israel so the status quo there would not be as bad as in our timeline, less people would also probably die in covid though that would mostly save boomers and fat cops so probably a value neutral thing
>>220667183Don't libs find it embarrassing to eat $40 million a year to #RESIST and have it accomplish nothing?
How the fuck are these people real?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Vlw9zfTcE
>>220667254Stephen IS the norm mcdonald of our era anon...
black science man
>the only funny joke is acknowledging he lost to gutfeld
BLACK SCIENCE MAN
YESTHANK SCIENCENEIL IS HEIRE LMAO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SCIENCE NIGGER APPEARS
LE HECKIN NIGGERINO SCIENCE GUY
>all of late night television could be destroyedThank god, please hurry this up
Uh oh /tv/'s not gonna like this
DARK STAR MAN
>pathetic pop-sci celeb>Thank God you're here!>No, thank SCIENCE I'm hereTHIS IS LIKE A PARODY OF ITSELF LMAO
OH MY SCIENCE A NEGRO!
Shiiiiieeeeeeeeeeet.
oh my science!
>>220667227Colbert is a neoliberal not a fucking Marxist Lenininist Lol
>>220667183>comparing this final episode with episodes where he didn't have a fear of being cancelled
>he cut off a living Beatle that won't be around in a year for this Rick and Morty shit
AH! ALL THE BRIGHTEST STARS SHINE TONIGHT!
>>220667300That's because it is
But Gutfield IS the number 1 late show in rankings....
>>220667300i wonder if colbert is still christian, i heard he taught sunday school years ago>>220667301RICK AND MORTY
>>220667300>THIS IS LIKE A PARODYThe first self-aware /tv/ poster?
I'M PICKLE COLBERT
REMINDERNEIL DEGRASSE TYSON LOST IN CELEBRITY JEOPARDY DESPITE THERE BEING AN ASTRONOMY CATEGORY
>>220667316i hope they pan back to paul just talking to the audience
i wanted NDT to get sucked in
>PLEASE CBS I'LL DO ANYTHING!>I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK!>YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT?>I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT ON THE LATE SHOW STAGE!
>>220667329kek, lmao even
Why does this show come on Thursdays?
and next on out cavalcade of stars...Carrot Top!
based spit in that kikes face
>>220667331*as soon as he showed up but ill accept this
There are A LOT of Jews appearing in this segment
are they gonna kiss?
>>220667330>he's just talking to a plant
All the reasons Boomervision is dead all in one room.
Wasn't this guy having a mental break down yesterday?
>>220667339my first thought too, but ofc a jew cant lose face so he spit back in colbert's face. now that the humiliation ritual is complete, colbert will go back to being a guest on jon's show
HAHA WHITE MEN BAD
Imagine hate watching something lol. Stephen Colbert won.
>>220667324so youre telling me they got NdGT on stage for colberts final episode as an intentional mockery of the show itself and its constant, banal, self-important trappings? thats high brow.
>The news? What's going on?Underrated
thread on autosage
>>220667354wtf
Hey cucky:You FAILEDyou DIDNT BRING DIMESyoure OVER
>FUCK WHITE PEOPLE THEYRE SO LAME HAHHAHA VERY EDGY GEN X LMFAOOOO
>>220667376just like colbert
>>220667262Colbert is NOT going to the same place that Norm did, child. Enjoy Sheol.
Guess what! Things are going so great, we're cancelling the cancellation!!!!!
>>220667376BAKE FAGGOT
>>220667376Someone make a new one.
You can see how much damage SNL and the Daily Show did to comedy with this scene
>>220667366im having a good time!>>220667352finally enough of this boring space shit, they're getting back to paul mcchadney
>can we get paul back out herePLEASE GOD NOOOOOOO
>>220667376perfect ending tbqhwyf
New>>220667424>>220667424>>220667424
WHERE THE FUCK IS PAUL#FINDPAUL
>going to commercial with 12 minutes left
Has the vax irreparably damaged their brains?
>>220667366We're all just watching at one guys' house. His name is Bob
>>220667329reminder neil paid off a woman accusing him of sexual misconduct
>>220667376scroll to the bottom of the page where it says [Post a Reply], and then look over to the right side of the webpage. Do you see the three numbers formatted like ### / ## / #? Do you see how the first number, the big one, probably about 408 or so, is italicized? hover over it with your mouse.
>>220667337Other shows air on Friday so Thursday is the only way someone will watch this garbage.
This is borderline experimental
He's going to the blacked lodge
>>220667461You mean Lynchian
>>220667437I thought I heard something in my walls.
>>220666666How nightmarish...Checked
>>220667491Hi Bob
>>220667372It's a joke. Not sure how else to put it. He's aware of his reputation and the jokes about it. /tv/ (or /pol/) has a specific mythology that only they understand humor and everyone else is a sheeple, oh wait, "NPC", but like their knowledge of the Colbert Show itself it's severely flawed if not nonsensical.
>>220667546>but like their knowledge of the Colbert Show itself it's severely flawed if not nonsensical.so is there actually a hidden secret lore if you watch certain episodes backwards in a specific order at 40x speed or something? because to my knowledge what i currently see is in fact what i get.
>>220667546>He's aware of his reputation and the jokes about it.I'm not as certain about that as you are
Vale, Stephen. The #resistance will never die. *nods respectfully*
>>220667615Earlier in the thread is people saying how lame and boring it is because they were expecting nothing but God-King bashing because that's what's in the screenshots. They seemed unaware it was a talk show.
>>220667680lmao, this episode's an exception. I challenge you to find me a monologue that doesn't mention orange nigger. A bunch of guests would also talk about him or (((current events))), especially in his second term.
IT'S OVER
>>220667191Thought this was Hillary from the thumbnail, damn.
>>220667740Monologues have always been current events and having the orange king issue new disastrous decrees every week is pretty noteworthy. He's not a background president like people are used to.
>>220666188Buck Broken
>>220667891>the show isn't normally about bashing Trump>okay so he does talk about Trump in every monologueI don't even think it's undeserved, it's just wild that you act like that isn't the main appeal to his audience. The monologues always vastly outperform the other segments on YouTube.
>last guest on the late show was a literal whoLmao
>>220667440yup and it was only in the news for a nanosecond. can't have the most famous Black science man be the stereotypical criminal.
Neil deGrasse Tyson raped Chris Benoit's wife
>>220666666dogshit get
