>>220695264
This meme goes back really far too, pre-World War 2. Yet, I can't imagine anyone has ever "successfully" done, huge hassle and ostensibly impossible to do as stealthily as the idea implies.

>>220695311
I also can’t see how someone would manage to get and stay hard after doing all that

>>220695264
>>220695311
The idea is the gril has foreknowledge of this and is jorking your pork in public without anyone around you knowing, as it looks like she's just reaching into the popcorn bucket to any observers around you. The comedic surprise element is parody of this sleazy practice, i.e. some retard sperg misunderstanding the procedure and instead tricking a woman into involuntarily touching his autistic virginal penis. The latter has become most people's idea of this practice via pop culture osmosis.

>>220695264
I've tried it using one of those movie crab buckets.

>>220695487
Is that why your dick has all those holes in it and your shit tastes like crab? Huh, no wonder.

>>220695264
>staying hard while the elephant man begs to be treated like a human being
Some guys could probably do it, but maybe I should have taken her to a different movie

>>220695524
His pathetic begging would've made me harder.

>>220695367
That’s disgusting behaviour. If you can think without your dick for even a couple of minutes, you should realise that wouldn’t actually be that subtle to anyone else in the theatre, when her hand lingered in that popcorn and started rapidly moving backwards and forwards a shorter than average distance.

Imagine some poor bastard is just trying to watch Joe’s Apartment and he’s a few rows above you, and as your head rolls backwards as you climax he has to make eye contact with you.

Fuck off and show some goddamn respect and decorum. Take your penis out of your pants and have your girlfriend stimulate it up to full erection and all the way to climax in a locked room, away from me. You sick exhibitionist freaks. I have no fucking desire to get a waft of the chlorine scent of your ejaculate while I’m trying to follow the dense weaving plot lines of Shrek 2.

>>220695264
Did it once for Fredy vs Jason.
Dick got all pimply a few weeks later, but aint good lube (despite what some films may say).

>>220695264
How much of the popcorn do you eat if she doesn’t do it?

>>220695728
Shut the fuck up, fucking fat greasy pollack. Trying to get my cock drained over here.
>I NEED A HERO
>IM HOLDIN' ON FOR A HERO 'TIL THE END OF THE NIGHT

>>220695264
It's gonna take her the whole movie to eat enough popcorn to get to the bottom and feel that lil yt boi dick lmao

You fucking philistines. That's from the 1982 Barry Levinson classic 'Diner'. Mickey Rourke in the movie theater.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

I can only imagine what that much salt would do to a dick's tip, and It doesn't seems great.

>>220695264
Why the fuck would I do any of this when I could just jerk off and go to sleep?

that means she gets all the popcorn to herself. no way I'm eating jizzed popcorn

>>220697055
"Uh yes, Jamal. Hold the popcorn please. Just the spunk for me, thanks!"
t. (You)

>>220695264
Just go to the back of the theater where nobody is watching and don't bother hiding it. The sex and blowjobs are better

my girl cuts holes in the bottom of my popcorn buckets but i just want to watch the movie

>>220696342
If you ever notice you have an erection in a theatre with me, I will become violent, and I won’t wait until it’s soft. I’ll punch you as hard as I can, right on the head of your dick. I’ll permanently bend your fucking shaft. I mean it.

i did it then went alone