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>The other two look bewildered
Kek

HE DID IT. HE DID IT.

HE APOLOGIZED
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>>220697238
KWABOTY
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>the namblalorian is so bland and boring, it's a nothing movie
>the prequels (and sequels) are so retardedly bad in places it's interesting to talk about at least
big win for the prequel schizos!
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>>220697346
The prequels represent an imperfect attempt at fulfilling a single autistic man’s strange artistic vision.

Modern Star Wars represents NEW PRODUCT.

Pick whichever one you want to discuss. I won’t try to sway you. If you make the right decision, maybe someday I’ll reply to another one of your posts. If not, so be it.
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>>220697346
>t. the raped
your concession has been accepted, mike
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>>220697238
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>>220697370
Okay but the premise of this thread is that RLM has come around to the prequels when that wasn’t what was said at all.
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>>220697238
Stay mad prequel baby
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>>220697406
>movies are good because… these guys aren’t even sexy
Solid case, zoomcels.
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>>220697425
Kek
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redditletter yeedia seething
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>>220697409
It's implied by his pained face
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>>220697238
It's what clara would have wanted
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>>220697346
Lucas Star Wars is stupid slop with some heart
Disney Stay Wars is stupid slop with no heart
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>>220697406
imagine spending time making this
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>>220697523
Looking in the mirror must suck for you.
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>>220697450
Ooof
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Why are zoomers pretending prequel are good?
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>>220697596
because they are SOVL KVNO and I'm not a zoomer, dumb frognigger
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>>220697630
what's kino about them
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>>220697593
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>>220697596
Because RLM restored the balance to the force and now kids who watched star wars can live the star wars nerd experience

Social outcast
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>>220697642
george put his heart and soul into them
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>>220697425
We can't stop winning!
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When you see him make pained bad faith commentary like this after tip toeing around the early parts of the disney nu-wars slop train, it should make you doubt if he was even responsible for the plinket reviews, just like people should doubt lucas was responsible for the original trilogy considering how the prequels turned out
Calling the Mandolorian and Grogu a nothing movie when it's going to turn out to be the most authentic piece of Star Wars media since the original trilogy is disheartening at best
Remember at it's best Star Wars is a weekly sci fi spagetthi western series set in space and different planets
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>>220697346
we did it, schizo sisters!
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>>220697756
kek even the rlmfags are turning on their master
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>>220697756
Schizo post
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>>220697238
>>220697724
"In fact Tony gilroy should’ve directed the sequels. And Dave Filoni should’ve directed people to their seats in the theater"
Wow, I saw this top comment with a timestamp, and it's true. I lost all the respect I didn't know I had for him for petitioning for spy thiGiilleroy, but it is what it is.
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>>220697813
What's schizo about what I said, a lot of the criticism about the franchise almost seems detached and nonsensical when it comes to comparing what became the most popular and longstanding beloved parts of the ip like with the original trilogy
I've seen people on here say that the Mandalorian movie has a lot of action and using that as a negative critique, that's just insane to me
These people obviously don't like the ip
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>>220697425
George was right about critics.
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>>220697238
haven't watch the vid yet but did he do this or is this a bad faith post?
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>>220697238
The humility of Micheal Julus Stoklasa in the age of Trumpian arrogance only shines a light on his ubermensch higher thinking.
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>>220697596
because duel of the fates was the last good thing to come from the IP.
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>>220698026
You could see the apology deep in his sad fan eyes
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>>220698026
OP doesn't understand a joke. He's apologizing because the Mando movie is so bad. First her apologizes to Rouge One, he even says it to the sequels. It's a fucking joke.
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>>220697724
I don't understand the Andor dickriding
Is being connected to Star Wars all it takes to elevate a bland sci-fi show to a 10/10
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>>220697238
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>>220698056
>Is being connected to Tony Gilroy all it takes to elevate a prestige fantasy show to a 10/10
Ask again later.
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>>220698026
He apology wars reluctant since he apologized to the sequels right after to save face, this was the only way he could save face and not ostracize his cult of redditors
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>>220698056
being connected to star wars is the worst thing about andor.
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>>220698123
holy ESL batman!
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>>220698056
You don't understand, even though it's cheaply designed, dorky looking and ugly with it's depiction of the space battles
Andor is great because of it's character drama, even thought the only cool dialogue is a monologue by a white guy
Yeah, I don't understand it either
But this was made at the franchises lowest point to try and to move it from life support to critical but stable condition, so the praise might be a tad overblown
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>>220698158
jesus christ, there's book you desperately need to read
https://www.amazon.com/Blue-Book-Grammar-Punctuation-Easy/dp/1118785568
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>background prop
>entire wiki biography
Utter slop
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>>220698183
tell us your're a phonefag, without telling us you're a phonefag
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>>220698214
Star Wars.
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>>220697238
George won 20 years ago, it's just been made official now.
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>>220698155
found the plebbitor lmfao
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>>220698244
the worst star wars movie is objectively the last jedi
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>>220698233
i'm not, but the other guy is.
every first letter with each line break is capitalized, something phones do automatically
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report eceleb threads as off topic
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>>220698289
but they could grift and milk it for content so it's better somehow
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Timestamp? I'm not about to watch 50 minutes of that bullshit.
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>>220698299
Nah, you're just pissed at the subject being discussed, so you're nitpicking a spelling error and being a grammar nazi, because you can't engage or refute what was said
Ironic, since you're acting like that considering the content of the show being criticized lol
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>>220698339
like the last 15 mins
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>>220698363
>grammar nazi
also what the fuck are you supposed to get out of his post it's just nonsense with zero substance
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>>220698289
the worst star wars movie is objectively the last one
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>>220697238
This is very big news.
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redditfag is having an absolute meltdwn lmfao
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>>220698385
Is like they are new to online criticism
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>>220697238
>The prequels are better than a tv show
A big win for the trannies
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>>220698385
nah
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>>220697346
Lol you lost
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>>220698385
TRoS is such a piece of shit I keep forgetting it exists
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>>220697238
We all make mistakes. Life is like a strawberry.
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>>220698416
>A big win for the trannies
but enough about the rlm transbase
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>>220698370
the last jedi purposely tries to ruin everything that made the original trilogy popular, you engaging in this kike pilpul will never change the fact that the last jedi is objectively the worst piece of star wars media to ever exist, let alone the worst star wars movie
i can't imagine what kind of loser faggot you have to be to engage in this manner, but holy shit you really do have a false narrative to push and lies to repeat
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TLJ isnt the worst star wars movie, that "you're nothing... but not to me" scene elevates it above all other sequel slop cuz it has an actor actually acting for once and it hints at a story that might actually be about something (sadly this will not be followed up on)

also, come on, rise of skywalker is shockingly bad. I would say it's worse than the prequels, which is saying a lot
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>>220697596
Because they are media illiterate and haven’t seen a good film in their lifetime. Hell, many of them weren’t even alive when LOTR came out. Now wonder they only consume 12 second videos
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>>220698594
lies always come reddit spaced, why is that
is it because you copy and paste directly from the ai you asked to make a contrarian lying response for you to post here
i wonder which country has the highest percentage of it's population using chat-gpt like programs, maybe it's the one that eats cow shit and loves walking in front of moving trains
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>>220698706
mind raped by internet commentary, will never not be funny
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>Rogue One has an emotional core
Does it though? I literally remember nothing about those characters. I remember a series of scenes where it's dark, or they're in a corridor, or something blows up.
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>>220697238
You just know Mike died and was replaced with A.I.
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>>220698683
yeah the volume of jeetbot posts here now is sickening. they all sound the same. using bots should have required a license and been utterly inaccessible to third worlders for all time.
the US is losing farmland so these disgusting sewers can ruin the internet
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>>220698843
Damn, made me think someone else died and was replaced by ai, alice
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does anyone have the gif of the guy in the vader mask that jerks off the astro droid
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>>220698683
>press enter to convey a shift in topic
>get accused of reddit spacing
you know I dont browse /tv/ that much these days, I forgot nobody actually considering these posts to be made by other human being and talks accordingly, it's all stock phrases and schizo babble
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>>220697238
still not watching anymore
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>>220697668
>if you randomly multiply two numbers together they get bigger
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>>220698952
seething green text always follows reddit spaced lies, why is that
do you really think bright color on your dark background makes you more right
No one else that's actually organic double spaces their posts, because they don't have a major inferiority complex they think they can fix by making their post look bigger
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>>220697238
Cancelled my RLM platinum membership because of this, fuck these integrity-less hacks
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>>220697238
>taking quotes out of context
You're a brain damaged faggot lol
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>>220697238
You never heard of hyperbole and exaggeration?
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he doesnt have to apologize his reviews are on point and funny its just the endless lucas hating and the double standards in regards to disney wars where he lost his credibility
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>>220699706
No, we only suck dick and eat shit here
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>>220699727
Could be shitposting about buff slug but here I am talking about suck and fuck

Again
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>>220699070
Yeah that's why they add paragraphs to books too. Fucking authors, think they're better than me with their fancy whitespace.
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>>220699995
Is that what you think you're doing here writing a book, too bad your patronage subsists on curry and finding the best places to evacuate their bowels before they start spraying anyone close by with spurts of liquid shit, you could have really raked in the dough otherwise
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>>220700092
>Mad at basic text formatting
>Starts spewing scatological insults because he has no argument
Your IQ is 90 max
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>>220700122
Back to headcannon green texting, predictable
I sure did read you like a book, didn't I
I hope you're a bot at this point
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why do RLM hold so much power over /tv/?
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>>220697596
The prequels are good. Zoomers are morons, but they ain't wrong about this.
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Guess my year of birth based on my power ranking of all 12 Star Wars films
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>>220700264
2010
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>>220700264
2016
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>>220700217
A lot of people still need someone to tell them what to think.
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>>220700217
Sometimes the words spoken are so full of the truth people have spent denying, that it ends up raping their minds
Essentially Mike is an un-convicted rapist and has been walking among us for the past twenty years unpunished
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>>220700264
the prequels are way too boring to be entertaining
this whole "so bad is good" is total cope and I seriously doubt most people who talk like that actually sat down and watched the movies wholly focused
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>>220697238
WE WON, REDDIT!
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>>220698385
>the worst star wars movie is objectively the last one

true since 1983. with one exception.
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>>220700264
>Star Wars 2 up that high
Underaged, no doubt.
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>>220697238
George…… I’ll suck your cock and eat your shit!
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>>220697238
We won
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>>220697596
How the fuck did uncs pretend they were bad?

You guys saw Duel of Fates and Mustafar on the big screen and somehow thought that shit WASN’T kino.
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>>220697596
They weren't programmed to exclusively enjoy 80's action blockbusters and shit their pants when something deviates.
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>>220700587
>You guys saw Duel of Fates and Mustafar on the big screen and somehow thought that shit WASN’T kino.

Of course those moments were kino but they were buried in metric tons of shit.
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>>220697346
A fan?
A shareholder?

It's almost like...!
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"the prequels were good" is a forced meme from reddit paid for by disney, they even have their own subreddit called r/prequelmemes and pushed by jeets
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They can do a Hitb for this but not Project Hail Mary?
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>>220698304
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>>220697724
damn

it feels good to be a Star Wars fan.
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>>220697425
Phantom Menace had a higher score if you look at the reviews before the RLM hitpiece came out.
https://web.archive.org/web/20050209004618/http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_episode_i_the_phantom_menace/
They shouldn't have allowed new reviews to impact the score of old movies.
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>>220700674
Why does it feel so good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI3gn4APNXc
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>>220701146
this shit caption again, none of the characters in your own inforgraph break 20% of the fans polled favorite characters, it even has jar jar being number three, the most hated character in star wars is the third favorite character, seriously fuck off
what this does show is how forced all your prequel meme shilling is
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>>220701146
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>>220698054
OP is clearly joking tho, so you seem to be the retard that doesn't understand
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>>220701325
>15 billion dollars
>But they couldn't even juice the RT score for phantom menace
You're fucking retarded and the prequels are great. Get fucked Mike.
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>>220701401
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Why won't Mike pay Rich enough to get a new pair of shoes?
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>>220701146
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>>220697238
Why did Rich look so upset kek
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>>220701271
jar jar is beloved faggot
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he still won't admit he's the real reason star wars is in the state it's in will he?
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>>220701271
>Jar Jar is bad
Reddit might be more your speed pal. We love him here dumb libtard.
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>>220702349
Yea, that jamaican accent they gave him was racist as fuck lol
That's why George tried to redeem himself by giving Jackson a purple koolaid colored light saber
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>>220702301
remember when you mouse shills were rehabing the character by pushing the narrative he was going to be the new dark lord of the sith, peak fucking reddit
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Is Yoda a glup shitto?
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>>220702463
sam personally asked for that
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>>220702484
No I don't remember whatever retarded bullshit you just invented
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>>220702500
That's a bit like saying the blacks deserved crack because they asked for it. SMDH.
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>>220702496
the original all others are modeled on, he sucked the best dick and ate the most shit of all of them
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>>220697238
What did they think of M&G? I feel like they've been very hesitant to take strong stances one way or the other on Star Wars stuff.
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>>220697596
They look good compared to the the Disney movies.
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>>220697596
Millennial here, prequels were my Star Wars and I'm not going to pretend I didn't care about them deeply as I grew up.
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>>220702349
Reepo was supposed to be a Scottish drunk sailor who swears. The people around Lucas fixed everything in New Hope, the more "respected" he became the worse his movies became.
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>>220700602
Gen Xers have zero self awareness.
They're all super attached to the movies they watched when they were kids, grew up, watched kids movies for millenials, and complained that they were watching kids movies.
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>>220702737
Gen X saw the OT at the same time as the prequals.
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>>220697406
I look like this and I say this.
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>>220697406
The Amazing Atheist published a pornographic sci-fi novel recently
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>>220702777
Did you forget a word? Wasted trips btw
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>tfw some zoomer retard tries to gaslight about how people actually LOVED the prequels before RLM even though I went to a midnight showing in 1999 and lived through the entire thing
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>>220703277
you and your obese friends don't count
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>>220703305
They do
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>>220703305
I was 11 years old in 99 when I went to see Phantom Menace, you probably weren't even born
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>>220701325
Oh yes this classic cope. Disney is all so powerful they force convinced everyone to like the prequels. But for some strange reason this force power just doesn't work for the sequels. Weird, weird.

This is what millenialfags actually believe. Prequelchads stay winning.
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>>220703351
lies always come reddit spaced, why the fuck does it keep happening, exactly the same way, each and every fucking time, this has to be a programmed bot to respond in the same manner each fucking time
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>>220703277
I know millennials like yourself are genuinely senile, but not every theater experience is the same for every audience member. Your experience (if it's even real) accounts for nothing.
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>>220703389
maybe because it's an obvious counterargument you don't know how to respond to
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>>220703389
>muh reddit spacing
thank you showing your ass, newfag. we can now discard everything you say.
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>>220703400
Yeah, you're right. I was just a solitary kid, my opinion was pointless. I wasn't the fucking target audience or anything. I didn't have friends that were the same age, either. I didn't go to school with a bunch of similar kids so I wasn't able to gauge the reaction of my peers in said target audience.

You dumb fucking sluggard shit-for-brains retard.
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>>220703422
>>220703435
two lovers both on discord together, how cute
one sucks the dick, the other eats the shit, right
teamwork makes the dreams work, keep it up
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>>220703351
>>220703400
Millennial derangement syndrome.
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>>220697238
Nobody is the same person they were 15 years ago. You can dislike a movie, think it’s badly made. But you can also acknowledge that the movie means a lot to people who saw it as children.
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>>220697425
>the same critics who gave Black Panther 100%
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>>220703472
wow, you are your friends must have defined a generation. everything you said goes.

imagine lacking in this much self-awareness. it's time for the retirement home, millennialfag.
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>>220703487
>gets destroyed so badly he starts schizoposting
lel. I accept your concession.
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>>220703528
You do realize millennials were the target demographic for the prequels.
The youngest millennials were 3 years old in 1999
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>>220702564
Mike said it was the worst star wars movie of them all.
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>>220703560
you still don't get it. your friend group liking or disliking something has zero relevance to whether something was good or not.

i know people that hate Lord of the Rings. I guess that was a massive failure too?
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>>220703607
did he finish that statement off by saying the last jedi was the best star wars movie of them all
Mike is so stunning and brave with his critiques, hope someone buys him a soilatte for his troubles enlightening all of us
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>>220703679
He did start praising the sequels for how visually exciting they were.
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>>220702564
said the same as everyone else. it's a couple episodes meshed together
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>>220703528
How do you think polling and probability works, idiot?
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>>220703654
Cool, but I like the prequels. You must have me confused with someone else.
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>>220703709
>my sample size of three friends is enough to extrapolate to the entire population
I don't think you should be calling anyone an idiot, you absolute fucking moron.
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>>220701146
>favorite characters
what characters? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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>they didnt know who Filoni is
fake Star Wars heads. the rlm prequel hit pieces are invalidated bigly
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>>220703843
>actually believing RLM knew anything about anything at any point in time
oh no no no no no, you actually fell for their shtick?
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>>220702349
you know what the difference is? jar jar fucking TALKS
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When making threads about those people, can you put "RLM" in the subject or in the comment so it can be easily filtered, please? Thanks.

Not everyone here wants to hear about your favorite YouTube channel.
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>>220703389
Because they come from Reddit
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>>220703351
It's called "brand awareness" not "brainwashing"
The prequels were always fine. All we needed was a little reminder. The sequels, on the other hand...
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Watching these faggots jump through hoops to defend The Last Jedi is hilarious but now I understand why. Much like the director of that movie, they absolutely despise their audience despite being the only reason RLM has any relevance whatsoever.
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>>220704901
never once did they defend the last jedi
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>>220700674
At first I thought the filename said Groovejeet. That should become a thing
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>>220697346
2/10 interesting and unique movie >>>>>>> 6/10 bland and predictable movie
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>>220702265
Because Mike Chose Jay to carry his seed, not him
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>>220704901
I would love for you to point to a single example of them praising The Last Jedi
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>>220697238
They did hate it a lot but Rich was trying to temper their anger and saying it would have been a good show not movie, when it would have also been a shit show.
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>>220705370
Why does Jay look like an Italian guy from Queens in this picture?
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>>220697596
I watched prequels first and they were good
Imo og star wars trilogy was just okay
You're overblowing og due to your nostalgia so prequels look bad to you
That's it
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>>220705446
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Len kabasinski won
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>>220700217
/tv/'s userbase is full of boomers that grew up with the Plinkett prequel reviews and still believe them to be good critiques.
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>>220700217
Friend simulator for these faggots
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>>220705970
It's not that they're good, it's that they're fucking funny.
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>>220697346
He was right though, both for the prequels and the sequels. The prequels are poorly written but there's still things actually happening and the sequels suck ass but they do look impressive and the main actors at least tried with the material they were given. Even people who hate them will say things like the guy playing Kylo is actually trying.
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>>220697238
They immediately said the prequels still suck. They can never admit that they were too harsh on them when it could have been (and is) much worse.
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>>220706049
Bad movies and terrible movies can both coexist quite comfortably.
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>>220697874
>Tony
Mike was always a hack... to the surprise of no one.
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>>220706017
If you're going to post shit like this at least make an ai gen of Mike on his knees looking up at the camera with his eyes closed and mouth wide open
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>>220701271
Kids, TPM's intended audience, loved Jar Jar.
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>>>220697596
nvke
TESB is shit btw
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>>220706182
meant 4 >>220705446
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>>220706155
If Best of the Worst has proved anything, it's proved that there are bad movies that are painful, some that are dull, some that are fun, some that just suck. In no metric are the Prequels "good", it just sounds like Mike is admitting that after seeing The Mikealorian and Jaygu that they could have indeed been even worse.
Like Einstein said, two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. I would extend this to include the vast and complex universe of bad movies. Prequeltrannies are still retarded, and always will be. No amount of time turns Miami Connection into Citizen Kane or vice versa.
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>>220701325
>first line in TFA shits on the prequels
>initial run of Disney Wars focused solely on the OT with shit like the sequels, Rogue One or Rebels
>"ackshually, the Mouse pulled a Jewish MK Ultra project to make people like the prequels. What's that, TFA is 11 years old and people's dislike of it is at an all time high, even worse with the 9yo Last Jedi? S-shut up..."
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>>220706174
I was a kid, and no, we didn't. We mostly didn't give a shit because we were too busy watching early South Park.
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>>220706171
I want an AI video of Mike and Jay running through the Naboo hangar in Jedi robes, and then the gate opens and George is standing there in his black robe looking badass.
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I really don't understand the millennial fascination with Empire Strikes Back. Yeah I get that nostalgia is a big part of it, but the movie is so flat. Half the movie is them running around snow tunnels, and the second half of the movie is Luke speaking to a muppet. It's just so mediocre.
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>>220702463
Anon...
https://youtu.be/UKowrRnERrY
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>>220706287
>I was a kid
What a surprise, so was I. Jar Jar was kino and my daughter also loved him when watching the movies for the first time.
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>>220706284
Imagine trying to argue in 2026 that things on reddit were ever organic, nowadays they search your post history even if you don't make a comment that offends them to see if you post in any non-approved areas of the site, they even instituted a feature to hide your comment history, but didn't remove the feature to search the name with an outside program which circumvents it
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>>220706409
I hope she doesn't have kids, because two generations of imbeciles is enough.
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>>220706466
I'm sorry you're mad, friend.
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>>220706493
I'm not your friend, buddy.
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>>220697238
why does this board seethe so much about these guys?
what I'm getting from comments is that it's because they shat on the prequels? are they really that important to you faggots?
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>>220706313
Maybe you like other things?
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>>220697238
I thought watching YouTube reviews was gay? Or are they only gay if they also call out blatant wokeness?
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>>220700217
/tv/ is full of dumb Gen X retards who grew up with RedLetterMedia and see them as a friend simulator.

More reason why Gen X is the worst generation.
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>>220706559
The really funny thing about it is that they've reviewed hundreds of movies at this point and probably agree with the /tv/ consensus more often than not. But prequeltrannies always seethe, it's all they really know how to do. Because they're fucking faggot ass prequeltrannies kek.
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>>220706360
Doesn't invalidate anything I said, if George had any balls he would of explained that acquiescing to Jackson's demands, that it will have racial connotations that could and will be perceived as being racist, if anything it makes you look racist and Jackson as well for advocating for it and defending it's inclusion, besides opening the doors for letting everyone have their own special color dildo light stick which cheapens the setting and looks riduclous on the screen like in the arena fight and in the ackolyte or rey getting her own yellow piss saber, after saying all that the purple light saber still looked cool, too bad it wasn't brought out more or Jackson using it or having a bigger part in the prequels wasn't a reality, god knows the prequels could have benefited from Jackson having a much bigger role since he can actually act, even with that soul crushingly bad dialogue they were given
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>>220706625
Reddit spacing.
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>>220706564
maybe I like my fist in your face. howdya like them apples!?
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>>220697238
The world would unironically be a better place if someone could invent time travel and kill Mike Stoklasa while he is still in the womb.
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>>220705970
Actually I "grew up" with the prequels. I was like 12 years old when I watched TPM in theaters. I don't remember whether I liked it or not. But what I do remember is when Clones rolled around, I didn't feel like going to the theater. Saw it on DVD at a friend's house sometime later. It was okay I guess. Watched Revenge of the Sith at another friend's house. We turned it off halfway to play Tony Hawk's American Wasteland instead.

These movies were always boring shit. Plinkett reviews or not.
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>>220697238
Now that he actually apologized, I forgive him. He couldn't have possibly known what the consequences of the Plinkett Reviews would be.
At the end of the day he was just an angry nerd venting his frustration.
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>>220698807
It does. The only flaw is that it has too many new characters with so little screen time ans their storyline are contained within the movie. Star war fans are used to smaller cast of characters having their storyline extended through multiple movies or episode so Rogue One felt different even though it is the standard formula for one movie. In general, it has decent character arc and the conflict and battle have great push and pulll with great tension, even though we already knew the result of the battle. It was essentially a 2000's era war movie taken place in star war setting
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>>220706625
No, it's because they made a critique so brutal and true it's either triggered some deep seated contrarianism within faggots like you that have to make it your life's mission to disprove or it bites so deeply into the franchise and it's current owners that it must be forcefully fought against to make sure they never think of doing it again hence why they pay faggot shills like you to baselessly slander them online
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>>220697596
Zoomers are cultureless brown losers who have to cope for their shit childhood
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>>220697874
>AIIIIEEE, SOMEONE WITH ACTUAL TALENT? NO WE NEED ANOTHER FANBOY TO STUFF IT FULL OF CAMEOSLOP
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>>220698056
It's the prequels, but actually good.
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>>220706686
Seethe harder prequeltranny
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>>220703843
nobody cares about your /co/ slop
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>>220697238
Apology refused. Cry about it bitch boy
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>>220697238
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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>>220706884
The seething of ass raped prequeltrannies is going to keep me alive for one million years. I laugh every single time one of you seethes. Did you have a hard time choosing between this and the headlock meme?
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>>220706898
prequelfags are being permabanned
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>>220706625
/thread I fucking hate Gen-X faggots so much
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>>220706662
If you behave like this you invalidate your opinion.
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>>220706944
Finally
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>>220706625
>>220706949
Gen X were in their late 30s before RLM even made the fucking Plinkett reviews, you fucking retards. Wrong generation.
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>>220706806
The prequel are average and of course you can easily find flaws in them, ans you can find tons of flaws in the OG trilogy as well. Star Wars has always been the entry level fast food of sci fi movies.
However, what Disney did to Star Wars was making it worse
>>220699725
This is true. I think it's okay to criticize the prequel if you hold Star Wars to such a high standard. However, if you give praise to Disney star wars sequel and rate it above the prequel then your prequel criticism feels hypocritical. Personally, I don't think RLM did it intentionally and was just blinded by hope that they couldn't see the red flags in Disney star wars right away. Disney back then was at their reputable peak of handing IP acquisition due to their success with MCU. I'm not such a fervent SW fan so i recognized that shit right away since the Force Awakening.
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>>220697238
I've noticed for a while (probably since TLJ) that Mike has very rarely badmouthed the prequels and when he brings them up in a neutral/positive light Jay or Rich always have to butt in and remind the viewer that the prequels are still bad. Very weird.
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>>220707074
prequels aren't average. they range from boring to boring and offensive

I seriously wonder when was the last time you prequel defenders sat down and watched these movies? like, actually watched it. no playing around on your phone or whatever. these films are shockingly dull.
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>>220707074
The prequels suck through every level of examination, that's why they were never a cultural phenomenon like the original trilogy, that's why you have to make baseless claims tearing down the beloved trilogy to try and elevate the shit one, that's why mentally ill faggots like you belong in a mental institution
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>>220707128
>>220707180
I didn't say that prequel is better than OG trilogy. I just don't hold OG trilogy to such high regard that I feel the prequel trilogy is much worse and ruin the franchise or w/e. Prequel trilogy still maintain the cultural phenomena for star war well within those decades, just didn't elevate it further.
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>>220706625
The prequels were always bad.
Watch the Plinkett reviews.
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>>220706884
George Lucas hates you.
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>>220707353
the original trilogy is the only reason people like star wars, all you're doing is trying to diminish that fact and produce shit that disrespects it because a hero's journey must be destroyed, humiliated and disregarded under the marxist teachings you abide by, when people say it's not illegal to kill communists, it's because of the relentless kike pilpul you never stop engaging in and the only way to stop it is to kill you or be driven insane and your society destroyed by it's insidious spreading rot
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>>220707463
The prequel brought in plenty of fans into star wars as well, especially 90's kids who grew up around that era.
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>>220706466
Bodied that freak
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>>220698197
what was his name again
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>>220698233
>your're
Kek
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>>220707636
if that was true, they would have made another trilogy because of the popularity, instead in reality which you refuse to participate in, the prequels cratered the franchise so badly, it had to spend ten years as a animated cartoon show rehabing the brand and rebuilding trust with the fan base by expanding on and telling actual cool stories about the clone wars era and anakin's fall to the dark side the prequel movies failed to do
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>>220700264
2012, completely unironically.
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Ill never understand the redditfags that give a fuck about star wars or this fag youtube channel
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DAS RITE, BOI
SQUEAL LIKE A PIG, BOI
SQUEAL LIKE A PIG
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SQUEAL, BOI
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>>220708064
What is that criteria? They didn't make a trilogy or even much star war media right after the OG trilogy so that mean that OG was a failure and stat war wasn't popular at all right?
The time gap between the OG trilogy to prequel is bigger than the prequel to Disney sequel. Disney wouldn't have brought stat war in if the franchise was "dead". You have no idea how popular star war was in the 90's and 2000's and tons of star war fans were brought in by the prequel, not just the OG trilogy alone.
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Imagine defending lucas who sold his life's work to commie kikes that used it to humiliate and destroy everything people liked about the popular original trilogy he helped create
Only a literal paid shill could engage in such blatant retarded behavior
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>>220697406
TRUTHNVKE
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>>220708280
And in hindsight it seems like that's a good thing considering what they've produced after the original trilogy, you're doing the leftist meme where you pretend to not understand what I'm saying, disney bought star wars because it spent ten years as a cartoon show rehabing itself from the disastrous hole the prequel movies put the ip in
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>>220708348
You are just pretending that star war in some dire state because of the prequel when Disney brought it when it wasn't the case. Lucas simple was done with film making and sold his company and IP..
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>>220700217
I’m parasocial with them because I watched the Plinkett reviews when I was 10 years old, not even joking. Watched every episode of Half in the Bag for 10 years.
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>>220697238
They still said AoTC is still the worst movie by far. Eat shit prequel shitters
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>>220708427
You're doing the leftist meme again, pretending not to understand what I'm saying, the prequels ruined star wars and it needed ten years as an animated cartoon show, telling the clone wars stories in an interesting way the prequel movies failed to do, they needed to rehab the brand with a cartoon show to rebuild an alienated fan base, only for disney to fuck up worse than george did with the prequel movies and sent the entire ip to the shadow realm with the subpar standalone additions and finally the coup de grace with the sequels
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>>220708557
But earlier you said that prequel was so bad since there is no more trilogy right afterward but now the existence of content after the prequel is proof that the prequel is so bad it needs contents to supplement it? You keep accusing me of being some lefties for some reason as well when I didn't mention anything about politics.
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>>220697425
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>220697346
Only prequeltrannies would take what Mike said as a win. Why is it so hard to understand that it's all shit? Prequels are shit, AND Disney's Starslop is shit. They're have different characteristics, but neither is really superior to the other. What Mike is apologizing for is, not that: "You know...the prequels weren't that bad in retrospect"-- no, what he's saying is that he never thought it'd be so easy for everyone and anyone to make horrible Starslop movies. He thought only George Lucas' lazy ass could produce something as bad as the Prequels.
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the prequels are shit. The sequels are shit. The original version of the original trilogy is the only Star Wars content worth watching
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>>220708208
PLEASE GEORGE
ILL SUCK YOUR COCK!!!
YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT?!!?
ILL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT LIVE IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE RLM AUDIENCE!!!
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>>220697238
Alex Jones remains undefeated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKm4ueVuxpY
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>>220697433
You shut your whore mouth, Rich Evans is a hottie
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>>220701338
Except the anon you’re responding to is clearly joking so you’re the retard here
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>>220708868
No, I accused you of acting like one and engaging in bad faith kike pilpul, what you just wrote is just a jumbled mess of garbage trolling trying to misrepresent what we're talking about, either intentionally or because it sounds like you barely speak english and don't understand or are mentally retarded or at least pretending to be
Nonetheless how you engage in conversation matches disney and george's mess they made with the prequel and sequel trilogies
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>>220709201
He's correct, prequels are at the level of a 5 year old writing
which is beyond the comprehension of mainstream media including RLM
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>>220697346
as a prequel hater who is always getting into it with delusional prequelfags here, yes. trying and failing and showing a semblance of human spirit is still way better than a soulless, lifeless corporate cashgrab skinsuit of a movie
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>>220697596
because they watched them when they were 6 years old
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>>220697346
Lol based
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>>220698109
Didn't he also write Rogue One? Did they forget about that?
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>>220699706
Are those Star Wars characters?
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Least reddit /tv/hread
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>>220707081
Mike is diet based, pretty sure people have racist shitposts he made back in the day on some forum. Rich and Jay are utter faggots, well Rich isn't that bad but Jay literally sucks cock.
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>>220697238
I kinda want to apologize to The Force Awakens. It was Mary Sue overdrive BUT it did have an incredible musical score by John Williams, a cool chase scene, Kylo Ren is a pretty strong character and the stuff in the movie looks really nice. People have begun to overhate it and if they had stuck the landing I guarantee people would go back to loving it.
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>>220697346
No the sequels are extremely boring fuck off using Grogu as an "in" to rehabilitate ST
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What I don't get is Mike has to realize the way he looks at Trek is the way Star Wars fans look at Star Wars... Mike can analyze unpopular Star Trek and still understand why its popular with Trekkies (considering he is one), but completely lacks this ability with Star Wars.
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>>220709577
>A New Slope
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>>220697238
>The prequels still suck and are fun to mock
Yeah what a win for you
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how fucking bad must this movie be?
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>>220709545
Jay is what you call a "straggot."
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>>220709901
it feels like rock bottom, not because it's unmitigated insulting dogshit but because it's just nothing. there's no substance, nothing to even really discuss - you can't even make fun of it like you can with the prequels/sequels because it isn't trying to accomplish anything. dave filoni is just a fanboy who wants to bash star wars action figures together
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>>220709520
t..that's not actually him is it
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Why does it matter that "nothing happens" as they are saying about The Mandolorian? As long as it's free of the wretched hamfisted identity politics and the subversion for the sake of pissing off anyone still around that like the original trilogy, shouldn't we be cheering on a solid movie with a decent adventure or are we just supposed to hate it because of the shit that happened with the other entries before it??? It seems like such a shit critique to make, especially when they were neutral or worse praising the lower quality media
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>>220710129
Why does Jon Favreau, the director and co-writer of this film, escape all the blame? How did people trick themselves into thinking Mandalorian was EVER good? It was always shallow garbage.
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>>220709901
its not TLJ bad but its bad in how inoffensive and sterile it is. its a corporate turd desperately trying to retain its relevancy without doing anything new
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>>220710129
I really think this is a low quality shit criticism to make from people so jaded they only exist to huff their own farts thinking they have something profound to say, it doesn't sound like The Mandolorian is an offensive tumor on the franchise and somehow they have to make this shallow criticism because they feel slighted it wasn't extremely shit as everything else, which they don't even come out and harshly condemn anyways
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>>220710200
This doesn't sound like it's a bad thing lol it sounds like you're reaching and making up shit to avoid calling it a fun adventure or even a good movie, holy shit this ip has been raped to the point you can't even enjoy a solid entry without making ridiculous critiques like it didn't try anything new, wtf is that
No one wants new, they want movies feel like star wars
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>>220710309
>a fun adventure
there it is lol
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This movie feels like it's testing the waters and you're pissed it didn't go off the rails and ruin itself and give the franchise a black eye, it's not like they can't make another one with higher stakes if that's what you're really after or care about, which I doubt you care about anything at all, unless it's complaining for the sake of it
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>>220701325
What? Disney's entire marketing for the sequels was "those prequels sure sucked am I right fellow star wars fans? this one's for the real OG fans!"
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>>220697238
>Yoder movie is so bad that John Plinkett himself calsl the prequels good in comparison
wild times
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>>220710324
I thought you'd make fun of me for just saying good movie, isn't that what star wars is about being an adventure movie, how have we gotten to the point you try to make it a negative and indicator of shilling, fucking mind raped
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>>220710397
jews play both sides
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>>220710324
We now have multiple people independently coming to the same conclusion about the "f" word and what it actually means when it comes to defending slop.
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>>220697238
They are so fucking boring now
I cant finish any of their new videos because they have nothing of substance to say
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>>220710182
it's a boring film mate
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>>220705232
too many people think this atp, its reddit now
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>>220710498
Scary times even if something comes out that is great, there's now this entire seething industry about tearing things down no matter the cost, so it might actually help kill the good things and perpetuate the cycle of shit because that's how they make a living
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>>220710550
>mind entirely determined by contrarianism above all else
lmao you are so stupid but think you are smart
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>>220710559
have fun with that thought bro
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>>220710574
you're saying 2 is a bigger number than 6 but apparently i'm stupid
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>>220710543
Does Luke show up to drink alien titty milk from the quad titty tap, if we avoid that, boy it's going to get a 5 out of 5 from me
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>>220710592
>entirely binary thought patterns
enjoy your 'tism life ahahaha
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>>220698683
lurk moar faggot
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>>220710612
Im sorry slop wars has broken your brain to this degree
you can spend your time watching actually decent movies. or doing anything else for that matter
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>>220697346
Precisely
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>>220706658
i hate faggots like you
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>>220710681
why the fuck are you here then lol move on then parasite, ohh wait you can't
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>>220710696
namefags and tripfags
you really thought you cooked with these screen captions, you just totally ignore the fact only the most obnoxious faggots reddit space their posts and it goes against the site's culture, just act like you use this site, that's all anyone asks
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>>220710780
>wet farting sounds
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>>220710798
what happened, your axewound close up
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>>220710710
yeah but that's not a good thing, I'm not praising browsing this board either
that post (yours?) was implying grogu is a good time just because it doesn't have woke shit or whatever.
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>>220697238
Kayfabe
And you ate it like a mark
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https://x.com/redlettermedia/status/2058368084486869485?s=20
George responded
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still defending TFA and Abrams
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>only popular character is a Sith
>Let the past die, kill it!
>doesn't make a movie about him killing Rey to fix Nu Wars
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>>220700611
Every Sheev scene was kino, fuck them for wasting his cloning arc
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>>220703527
Been seeing marvelgroids pretend they didn't do black panther salutes on their knees and crying and shitting
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>There are heroes on both sides!



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