So you think I'm a loser?Just because I have a stinking job that I hate,a family that doesn't respect me,a whole city that curses the day I was born?Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something.Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again.So I get up,have my watered-down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart,get in my car with no upholstery,no gas, and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you.I'll never play football like I thought I would.I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman.And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head.But I'm not a loser.'Cause, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be are still out therebeing what we don't want to be forty hours a week for life.And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner.
>>220697404LETZ RAWK
>>220697404Was Al supposed to be a closeted fag?
>>220697466What would make you think that?Projection?
>>220697496His wife is constantly begging to fuck him and he acts disgusted about it
>>220697508hating your wife was a boomer thing for a long time
>>220697508she was kinda gross
>>220697538She was a goddess
>>220697508He was stuck with her.Imagine eating turkey for every meal, years after years, leftovers of leftovers. How would you feel?
>>220697404Daily reminder that Al had a two story house in the Chicago, a hot stay at home wife, and 2 kids he supported by selling shoes. He is an absolute Chad by 2026 standards.
>>220697650in a white neighborhood as well
>>220697649I've been fucking my wife for 17 years and I still enjoy it. Maybe the problem was him.
>>220697649I’ve been married for over a decade and still aggressively want my wife. Get your T checked. Getting a side piece is niggerish and a waste of time/money/energy/focus
>>220697713>I've been fucking my wife for 17 years and I still enjoy it.BRAVO ANON
>>220697650suicide fuel, boomers played on easy mode
>>220697713give this man a medalDid she have kids? How lose is that thing?
>>220697669It’s actually insane society isn’t culling boomers in Minecraft for what they did to the country. We were raised to think Al and Homer were losers. Meanwhile I’m a high earning doctor and I have a marginally better standard of living compared to them. Boiling frog is real.
>>220697713>>220697725>I've been fucking my wife for 17 years and I still enjoy it.>I’ve been married for over a decade and still aggressively want my wife.
>>220697404mrs doyle?
>>220697650And his neighbor was George Michael. Doesn't get any better than that honestly.
>beer good>wife bad this made boomers piss and shit their pants
>>220697890That feel when you mimic the Bundy crotch grip as you've grown older. I literally can't rest any more without gripping my crotch. It's brain washing.
>>220697811Would
>>220697713>>220697725most homosexual posts ITT
>>220697508>>220697466virgin who doesn't understand marriage x foreigner who doesn't understand comedy
>>220697925It's too early to be this druk... you good?
>>220697404>let me tell you something>you're right and then some
>>220697404who the fuck freezes pop-tarts?
>>220697811My wife is an ex cheerleader, former track athlete, and works out 6 days a week. It’s sort of hard to get sick of the most attractive person you interact with.
>>220697944Claws connected to a little hat posted this
>>220697811>>220697925>>220697713>>220697725I always wondered, do your tastes evolve when you get older?Do you genuinely get attracted to old sacks of fat?
>>220698169same, married her out of high school since I was already on six figures. bought first house in cash, sold it for double a year later and was on seven figures 3 years after that.i retired at 28 and it just means we can spend more time together to make up for the time we lost while I was working.
>>220698218I mean with my wife I’ve told her she would be a fantastic milf and I was 100% spot on. She’s aged like fine wine. I make a good living and she can stay home to raise the kids and keep herself fit which helps too. If anything I find her more attractive now than when I met her. Some of that may just be because of the life we have together. It’s nice and I wouldn’t trade it for the world. Hope you find something similar
>>220698534>I mean
>>220697404great episode
>>220698550Esl poster detected
Early demoralization attempt show with its dysfunctional family.Suddenly depicting a happy or at least normal family was "cheesy" and "inauthentic". I wonder why....
>>220698642Because kikes aren't happyThe reason why they need constant conflict is because then they would have to deal with themselves instead
You are all lying faggots and are not married.
>>220698642tard
>>220698717Problem?
>>220698143Plenty of people, although I don't remember them advertising that as a way to eat them until the early 2000s
>>220697649Women are not turkey you retard
>>220698773you're a turkey
>>220698642Well a happy white family is literally Hitler so
>>220698793I accept your concession.
The big joke was his midget son basement dweller and his daughter was a whole.No one respected him and he knew he couldn't do better so was just stuck in high-school.Ultimately his one HS crush shows up and he realizes he at least has stability which is all a lot of men crave.Its about being ground down.On the other hand. He did run an anti feminism local group and had lots of good friends.Imagine him in 2026 just simping and playing fortnight
>>220698769That’s as subhuman as ketchup and eggs in the refrigerator.
>>220698330>people believe this lol
So, was Peggy supposed to be unattractive, or was Al just resentful through familiarity?
>>220698169You wanna know how I know youre lying?
been married to my hot cheerleader wife for 50 years we still fuck every day for hours and I literally eat her shit
>>220701225But do you suck her dick?
>>220701901’fraid so
>>220697725>Get your T checked.Not that anon, but my libido plummeted since I became a wagie and even after becoming a NEET again at 31 it still isn't as strong. Is it over? My testosterone was measured at 550 ng/dL. Which is apparently right in the middle of normal. But it still doesn't feel good enough. I want to be really horny again.
>>220697538Peg is a useless leech who doesn't cook or clean,spends all of his money on junk and refuses to get a job to help support the family. Imagine coming home from a day at your shit job and seeing this useless female snacking on bonbons watching Oprah. I totally understand the way Al feels. Observe what happens when Peg actually cooks a meal or does chores. Suddenly Al wants to fuck her like crazy. That's really all he wanted, for his wife to quit being such a lazy bitch
>>220698330no one gets seven figures as a salary you moron just stock compensation
>>220698218there's baby weight and then there's fat fatsome of it just means you have different types of sexa lot of it is also the womans personality with sex
>>220697538You are gay.
>>220700457I’m not but go on ahead and believe whatever will keep a gun out of your mouth
>>220702035You probably need to work out and sleep more. Maybe consider if you have sleep apnea
>>220703020I might. I was sleeping 5 hours a night for 6 years as a wagie. Now I've been sleeping 8 or 9 again as a NEET. Obviously I feel better but the damage is done
>>220702068That was a flanderization that happened after season 2 or 3. During the first seasons, when Kelly's hair was very yellow, they were more caring parents and she cooked and worried about them. Honestly, they should have kept it and simply make them evolve as her not being much involved after the kids were older, rather than just being a lazy slob.
>>220703002>go on ahead and believe whatever will keep a gun out of your mouthIs that why you lie about being married for 17 years on 4chan?
>>220703002Bc ive dated hot girls too and you get tired of their shit anyaay
>>220703713Nah, it's funnier if Peg is also a terrible wife.
>>220697404>you pudding of a womanhehe, love this show
>>220697725>Getting a side piece is niggerish and a waste of time/money/energy/focusThis anon is right and I learned it the hard way.
>>220697538Agreed. Everyone just has the hots for Leela but Katey Sagal, even when she was younger, always had a hideous jew face covered under a ton of makeup.
>>220698218I wouldn’t say evolve so much as become totally indiscriminate. I want to stick my dick in just about every single woman I see.
>>220698169>My wife is an ex cheerleader, former track athlete, and works out 6 days a week.peggy bundy sits on her ass all day eating bonbons
>>220697538Just the Usual Suspects once again promoting an old and busted broad who is a genetic dead end, as somehow attractive and desirable.Zoomers have been brainwashed.
>>220697404The TV dad was never a punching bag-walking ATM before Bundy.
