Damn, Jesus looked like THIS???
>>220697973no he was whiter
yeah
>>220697973He was half Roman, so yes. Its why he was so charitable and decent for a Jew
>>220697973Fake News
>>220697973>gigachad face
>>220697973Wait im confused... shouldnt the second coming be in the FUTURE?
>>220697973The guy from the Chosen is perfect. >>220697990even white people tan in the sun
>>220697973This is antiscientific btw, Jesus should be an Afrikan who preaches his gospels through poems (rap songs).
>>220698015Yeshua bin Yusuf (formerly son of Panthera)
>>220698089This isn't about the second coming, this is about the resurrection that took place 2000 years ago and is the foundation of your entire way of life
>>220697973Jesus loves you, but I don't.
>>220698096>Christopher Nolan's Resurrection of the Christ
>>220698099He's like Blade, if Jews were/are vampires
The Christians of every nation on Earth depict Jesus as their own raceOnly in western countries is there this agenda to oppose it
>>220697973His dad was white and his mother was a Palestinian (who were even whiter before immigration to the middle east)
>>220697973Yeah
Torille?
>>220698118Wait so its about the 3 days Jesus left the cave to bop around and then fuxked off? What conflict could that possibly habe
>>220698192Jeesus auta nauraa hava hoplaa :D:D
>>220698175western nations are more multiracial.
>>220698201I think he goes to hell and there's tons of gore and torture porn?
>>220697973Jesus is played by a Finn.
>>220698181God is white?
>>220698201it's split into two movies, too.
>>220698223OK then in your Louisiana Church you can have your stained glass windows depicting him brownMel Gibson is white, so his Jesus is white, not complex
>>220698242No but Panthera was
>>220698242yes
>the character Jesus should be dark-skinned because there was no sunscreen in Mesopotamia Here's the thing: If this "Jesus" were a son of "God", or "God" itself, it would certainly not be dark-skinned, and simply because it is a divine entity to whom the evolutionary pressures which result in the higher melanin that causes darks skin (et al.), would have no bearing on.It's like how extraterrestrial "greys" are always depicted as pale-skinned, in spite of purportedly travelling in space and being exposed to untold solar radiation: They have simply "ascended" beyond the mere evolutionary pressures associated with the varying conditions on satellites -- a trait that would certainly apply to deities.
>>220698228God willing
>>220697973At least his eyes arent weird and orange this time.
>>220698280Pathera was Phoenician, so no
>>220698258I think you can make jesus look like a clown for all I care. I love clowns actually. but he looked a specific way that only god knows. The right thing would be to not depict his face, not because it's a sin, but because it's respectful. Either way, at end of the day it depends on whether you want to depict YOUR Jesus or something similar to actual Jesus.
>>220698181Chud logic be like >these Semitic, Middle Eastern people were lily white until these other Semitic Middle Eastern people from directly adjacent regions moved in and raped every single woman (we are completely obsessed with interracial rape as a concept) and everyone turned brown
>>220698175Yeah Chinese or Korean Christians generally don't believe Jesus was literally one of them though. Whereas its actually a fairly common delusion for Western Christians to think that Jesus and his disciples were somehow more akin to them than modern Palestinians
>>220698524>orange eyes bad
>>220698620>"people"They're talking about a deity who purportedly walked on water and turned piss in to Perrier; not some sunburnt Arab. Are you a two-digit I. Q. retardate with mRNA coursing through their cells, or what?*>*rhetorical question
>>220698709A deity who you only know about because your white ancestors abandoned their own customs and beliefs for those of brown Middle Eastern people
>>220698709So Jesus was immune to being tanned?
So Jesus was a Fingol?
>>220697973Historically accurate Jesus
>>220697973>part 1 >part 2oh no. Films have seriously got to stop doing this shit.
>>220698957>literal gay fanfic
>>220698970Godfather and its consequences have been a disaster for cinematic integrity
>>220697973Lame. There's only one JC...
>>220697973Somehow Jesus returned.
>>220698673On Jesus they are lol. Looked demonic
>>220697973More like he looks a lot like Caviezel, which is good for continuity.
>>220698524jesus was a witcher?
>>220697973Mankind was created in God's image, of course God is White.
>>220698201According to the Creed, he went to hell and there is some conflict there.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrowing_of_HellSome of it is also I think based on the visions of a Saint.
>>220697973>he's back... AND HE'S PISSED
>>220697973Yes, he did. It's a historical fact.
>>220698015sounds plausible, explains why christianity took off so fast
>>220698524>alcoholic jesus
>>220698957>I can’t worship Jesus unless he’s a muscle hunk daddy
>>220698191Looks like Jafar from Aladdin lmao
I only consider anglos white
>>220698118how was it any different back then for the average euro citizen?
>>220700903The actual Harrowing of Hell would make for a great movie. Too bad it's based on an apocryphical book that's not considered canon because it's slightly more fantastical and impossible to historically verify than the already fantastical and impossible to historically verify canon bible. You could throw in characters from Greek mythology and historical figures, kinda like the Divine Comedy but with Jesus preaching about the God's love and repentance instead of Dante dunking on his haters.
>>220697973based mel
>>220697973Incoming box office flop. Mel was still riding off the peak of his popularity in 2004 and the Passion of the Christ was considered an event movie a la Avengers Endgame. The world has changed, nobody in Hollywood likes Mel anymore. Millennials and zoomers either don't know who Mel is or they hate him. When the see the poster they'll assume it's some shitty rightwing propaganda and call it cringe on tiktok then forget about it. It will draw as much audiences as the Reagan biopic.
>>220698090And blondes like Jesus go super blonde
According to the Bible, pic related is what he looked like.
>>220701133>it could be like Ready Player One but with JESUS
>>220698089Fucking idiot where has anybody said anything about a second coming?
>Oh, Father... I mean, me... I mean, the Holy Spirit... oh, right, that's me
Every single night I get on my hands and knees and plead for Jesus to come deep inside of me and to fill me with his warm love
>>220702311this means its gonna be a smash hit
>>220698201He took the keys of death from the devil, effectively changing Hell from its cartoonish red and fire "Domain of the devil" into dark black gnashing of teeth for those who deny Christ, including the Devil who is as much a prisoner as anyone else
>>220698476Wanting to lower God to your racial autism is a pagan trait. God is beyond race and nationally.His depictions are a human thing made to facilitate it's comprehension by us.
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>>220704057Got it. So no fucking stupid "Hell" bullshit then. No Satan, for that matter.
>>220704106The fuck you're on about? I don't speak autism, clarify.
>>220704145God is beyond our comprehension (your words). I believe in God. I believe God's part of everything. But we can't understand God anymore than an ant can understand us. Everything that any religion says is just man-made bullshit to dominate and subjugate.
>>220699219MYYYY TEMPLE SHOULD BE A HOUSE OF PRAYER BUT YOU HAVE MADE IT A DEN OF THIEVESGET OUTGET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>220698015If he was half Roman, he would have been a Roman citizen and ineligible for crucifixion.
>>220698957>PlobiusDamn get a room, flamer
>>220704205God is beyond race, don't steer that shit on me. Study christian theology properly and you might get a glimpse of what God is to Christianity.>Everything that any religion says is just man-made bullshit to dominate and subjugate.*Tips fedora*
>>220704232It just occurred to me that the animals for sale were for later sacrifice, so the high ups in the temple ran like a self contained scam where rather than giving up your own animal that the scam artist priests would deny, you pay a premium for a "perfect" sacrifice, that they then get to pocket the cash of. I see why Jesus was so mad now.
>>220704205>I believe God's part of everything.How was The Mandalorian and Grogu?
>skin color of bronze>hair like woolwhite bros??
>>220698524Jesus, Caviezel is unbeatable.If only the movie would've explored more before the crucifixion.
>>220704415>white bros??when you go outside in the sun, you're not pasty white anymore
>>220704242Not if they didnt know he was Roman
>>220704512But he wasn't Roman...
>>220704469I usually get a very nice golden tan
>>220704536depends what you aregermanics turn into lobsters, south europeans turn brown, nordics turn orange
>>220704563so jesus was italian?
>>220704583he was a mednorth africa was a lot lighter before muzzies invaded
>>220698957This jesus would despise goyim like you
Rev 1:15his feet were like burnished bronze, refined in a furnace, and his voice was like the roar of many waters.
>>220698090Ruddy red-heads turn redder. His male line back 2000 years before him were known as ruddy.
But wait a second, why would a carpenter have a long hair, is that not dangerous with all the power tools?
>>220704869You ding dong, ryobi didn't exist back then and nobody could afford the Milwaukee stuff, I bet Jesus did some sick dovetail joints though
>>220704563Most Nordics turn bronze. People who actually evolved in the snow like eskimos turn even darker. Snow like water amplifies the radiation and Nordics developed in fast changing extremes like that with rapid migration patterns across the world.
>>220704512If the Romans didn't know he was Roman, how did the Jews?
>>220697973Holy Gigachad Jesus
