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Damn, Jesus looked like THIS???
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>>220697973
no he was whiter
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yeah
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>>220697973
He was half Roman, so yes. Its why he was so charitable and decent for a Jew
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>>220697973
Fake News
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>>220697973
>gigachad face
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>>220697973
Wait im confused... shouldnt the second coming be in the FUTURE?
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>>220697973
The guy from the Chosen is perfect.
>>220697990
even white people tan in the sun
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>>220697973
This is antiscientific btw, Jesus should be an Afrikan who preaches his gospels through poems (rap songs).
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>>220698015
Yeshua bin Yusuf (formerly son of Panthera)
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>>220698089
This isn't about the second coming, this is about the resurrection that took place 2000 years ago and is the foundation of your entire way of life
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>>220697973
Jesus loves you, but I don't.
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>>220698096
>Christopher Nolan's Resurrection of the Christ
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>>220698099
He's like Blade, if Jews were/are vampires
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The Christians of every nation on Earth depict Jesus as their own race

Only in western countries is there this agenda to oppose it
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>>220697973
His dad was white and his mother was a Palestinian (who were even whiter before immigration to the middle east)
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>>220697973
Yeah
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Torille?
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>>220698118
Wait so its about the 3 days Jesus left the cave to bop around and then fuxked off? What conflict could that possibly habe
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>>220698192
Jeesus auta nauraa hava hoplaa :D:D
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>>220698175
western nations are more multiracial.
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>>220698201
I think he goes to hell and there's tons of gore and torture porn?
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>>220697973
Jesus is played by a Finn.
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>>220698181
God is white?
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>>220698201
it's split into two movies, too.
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>>220698223
OK then in your Louisiana Church you can have your stained glass windows depicting him brown
Mel Gibson is white, so his Jesus is white, not complex
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>>220698242
No but Panthera was
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>>220698242
yes
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>the character Jesus should be dark-skinned because there was no sunscreen in Mesopotamia
Here's the thing: If this "Jesus" were a son of "God", or "God" itself, it would certainly not be dark-skinned, and simply because it is a divine entity to whom the evolutionary pressures which result in the higher melanin that causes darks skin (et al.), would have no bearing on.

It's like how extraterrestrial "greys" are always depicted as pale-skinned, in spite of purportedly travelling in space and being exposed to untold solar radiation: They have simply "ascended" beyond the mere evolutionary pressures associated with the varying conditions on satellites -- a trait that would certainly apply to deities.
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>>220698228
God willing
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>>220697973
At least his eyes arent weird and orange this time.
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>>220698280
Pathera was Phoenician, so no
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>>220698258
I think you can make jesus look like a clown for all I care. I love clowns actually. but he looked a specific way that only god knows. The right thing would be to not depict his face, not because it's a sin, but because it's respectful. Either way, at end of the day it depends on whether you want to depict YOUR Jesus or something similar to actual Jesus.
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>>220698181
Chud logic be like
>these Semitic, Middle Eastern people were lily white until these other Semitic Middle Eastern people from directly adjacent regions moved in and raped every single woman (we are completely obsessed with interracial rape as a concept) and everyone turned brown
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>>220698175
Yeah Chinese or Korean Christians generally don't believe Jesus was literally one of them though. Whereas its actually a fairly common delusion for Western Christians to think that Jesus and his disciples were somehow more akin to them than modern Palestinians
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>>220698524
>orange eyes bad
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>>220698620
>"people"
They're talking about a deity who purportedly walked on water and turned piss in to Perrier; not some sunburnt Arab. Are you a two-digit I. Q. retardate with mRNA coursing through their cells, or what?*

>*rhetorical question
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>>220698709
A deity who you only know about because your white ancestors abandoned their own customs and beliefs for those of brown Middle Eastern people
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>>220698709
So Jesus was immune to being tanned?
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So Jesus was a Fingol?
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>>220697973
Historically accurate Jesus
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>>220697973
>part 1
>part 2
oh no. Films have seriously got to stop doing this shit.
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>>220698957
>literal gay fanfic
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>>220698970
Godfather and its consequences have been a disaster for cinematic integrity
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>>220697973
Lame. There's only one JC...
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>>220697973
Somehow Jesus returned.
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>>220698673
On Jesus they are lol. Looked demonic
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>>220697973
More like he looks a lot like Caviezel, which is good for continuity.
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>>220698524
jesus was a witcher?
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>>220697973
Mankind was created in God's image, of course God is White.
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>>220698201
According to the Creed, he went to hell and there is some conflict there.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrowing_of_Hell
Some of it is also I think based on the visions of a Saint.
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>>220697973
>he's back... AND HE'S PISSED
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>>220697973
Yes, he did. It's a historical fact.
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>>220698015
sounds plausible, explains why christianity took off so fast
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>>220698524
>alcoholic jesus
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>>220698957
>I can’t worship Jesus unless he’s a muscle hunk daddy
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>>220698191
Looks like Jafar from Aladdin lmao
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I only consider anglos white
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>>220698118
how was it any different back then for the average euro citizen?
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>>220700903
The actual Harrowing of Hell would make for a great movie. Too bad it's based on an apocryphical book that's not considered canon because it's slightly more fantastical and impossible to historically verify than the already fantastical and impossible to historically verify canon bible. You could throw in characters from Greek mythology and historical figures, kinda like the Divine Comedy but with Jesus preaching about the God's love and repentance instead of Dante dunking on his haters.
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>>220697973
based mel
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>>220697973
Incoming box office flop. Mel was still riding off the peak of his popularity in 2004 and the Passion of the Christ was considered an event movie a la Avengers Endgame. The world has changed, nobody in Hollywood likes Mel anymore. Millennials and zoomers either don't know who Mel is or they hate him. When the see the poster they'll assume it's some shitty rightwing propaganda and call it cringe on tiktok then forget about it. It will draw as much audiences as the Reagan biopic.
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>>220698090
And blondes like Jesus go super blonde
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According to the Bible, pic related is what he looked like.
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>>220701133
>it could be like Ready Player One but with JESUS
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>>220698089
Fucking idiot where has anybody said anything about a second coming?
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>Oh, Father... I mean, me... I mean, the Holy Spirit... oh, right, that's me
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Every single night I get on my hands and knees and plead for Jesus to come deep inside of me and to fill me with his warm love
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>>220702311
this means its gonna be a smash hit
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>>220698201
He took the keys of death from the devil, effectively changing Hell from its cartoonish red and fire "Domain of the devil" into dark black gnashing of teeth for those who deny Christ, including the Devil who is as much a prisoner as anyone else
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>>220698476
Wanting to lower God to your racial autism is a pagan trait. God is beyond race and nationally.
His depictions are a human thing made to facilitate it's comprehension by us.
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>>220703970
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>>220704057
Got it. So no fucking stupid "Hell" bullshit then. No Satan, for that matter.
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>>220704106
The fuck you're on about? I don't speak autism, clarify.
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>>220704145
God is beyond our comprehension (your words). I believe in God. I believe God's part of everything. But we can't understand God anymore than an ant can understand us. Everything that any religion says is just man-made bullshit to dominate and subjugate.
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>>220699219
MYYYY TEMPLE SHOULD BE A HOUSE OF PRAYER
BUT YOU HAVE MADE IT A DEN OF THIEVES
GET OUT
GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>>220698015
If he was half Roman, he would have been a Roman citizen and ineligible for crucifixion.
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>>220698957
>Plobius
Damn get a room, flamer
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>>220704205
God is beyond race, don't steer that shit on me. Study christian theology properly and you might get a glimpse of what God is to Christianity.
>Everything that any religion says is just man-made bullshit to dominate and subjugate.
*Tips fedora*
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>>220704232
It just occurred to me that the animals for sale were for later sacrifice, so the high ups in the temple ran like a self contained scam where rather than giving up your own animal that the scam artist priests would deny, you pay a premium for a "perfect" sacrifice, that they then get to pocket the cash of. I see why Jesus was so mad now.
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>>220704205
>I believe God's part of everything.
How was The Mandalorian and Grogu?
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>skin color of bronze
>hair like wool

white bros??
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>>220698524
Jesus, Caviezel is unbeatable.
If only the movie would've explored more before the crucifixion.
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>>220704415
>white bros??
when you go outside in the sun, you're not pasty white anymore
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>>220704242
Not if they didnt know he was Roman
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>>220704512
But he wasn't Roman...
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>>220704469
I usually get a very nice golden tan
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>>220704536
depends what you are
germanics turn into lobsters, south europeans turn brown, nordics turn orange
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>>220704563
so jesus was italian?
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>>220704583
he was a med
north africa was a lot lighter before muzzies invaded
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>>220698957
This jesus would despise goyim like you
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Rev 1:15
his feet were like burnished bronze, refined in a furnace, and his voice was like the roar of many waters.
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>>220698090
Ruddy red-heads turn redder. His male line back 2000 years before him were known as ruddy.
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But wait a second, why would a carpenter have a long hair, is that not dangerous with all the power tools?
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>>220704869
You ding dong, ryobi didn't exist back then and nobody could afford the Milwaukee stuff, I bet Jesus did some sick dovetail joints though
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>>220704563
Most Nordics turn bronze. People who actually evolved in the snow like eskimos turn even darker. Snow like water amplifies the radiation and Nordics developed in fast changing extremes like that with rapid migration patterns across the world.
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>>220704512
If the Romans didn't know he was Roman, how did the Jews?
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>>220697973
Holy Gigachad Jesus



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