>I shall be the Allente girl, for I have invented... the Bundy Bounce!Absolutely iconic.
I believe it
>>220712684she can bounce on my dick if you know what I mean
>>220714034She's twelve!
>>220712684This kind of God-given talent is just nowhere to be found these days. SAD!
>>220714047out of 10!
>>220712684What happened to his forehead?>52 year old who looks 17
Jefferson > Steve
Poor David was eye level with those braless wonders and couldn't do anything about it. Don't be a manlet
>>220712684
Episode has one if not my absolute favorite joke of the show: one of the models has her name mispronounced and she corrects the teacher who says "that's fine, thanks dear!" If you didn't catch the set up, you don't get how funny it is.
>>220715939ok boomer
>>220714034
>>220716709>it's real
>>220716709>breaks your pelvis
>>220715939Is this a Tia Carrere for ants?
>>220716709Fuck me to tears why did you show me this
>>220716964
>>220716709Still would.When I tell my grandsons I fucked Christina Applegate I'm not going to say how old she was.
Did Al really had that much reason to feel depressed? His life seems pretty damn good compared to the average person today.
>>220715901Don't feel bad for Jake, nigga literally took Taylor Swift's virginity.
>>220716964>all the grown men in the audience are encouraged to start hooting & hollering like horny dogs at a 16 year old girl boomers had it so good man fuck them
>>220718279His despair is played up for comedic effect. I haven't watched Married with Children since I was a kid but he's also stuck in the past, running gag is that he peaked in high school as an athlete and has just been sour about being an average or mediocre adult man ever since.
>>220716709surprisingly unbogged, well... at the very least recognisable
>>220716709honestly would
>>220716709She's still kind of hot for her age. For sure still fuckable, on a good night out with a couple of drinks I totally would. If she were my widowed neighbor I'd totally try to bone her.
>>220717059>>220718879>>220718900based
>>220712684>13 year old actress walks on stage >audience : WOO!!!
>>220718900>>220716709she probably looks great nude but she's very very sick. very ill. very sad
>>220719965she is insanely overrated, sienna guillroy mogged her so hard in the RE movies I'm surprised they cast her since she makes Milla look like a fucking man in comparison
>>220718279he was an alpha. he was a Chad. football player. he deserved to play professionally. deserved a young hot wife and money his life looks "good" to normal people. but he expected or deserved the life that he got on MODERN FAMILY (notice how in MODERN FAMILY He's never mad or angry or upset. just happy with the sexy latina)
>>220716709
>>220720029I fucking hate Milla. she's ugly. weird ugly Roman nose. ugly body. just fucking awful her daughter is much prettier
>>220720029Jill was the best
>>220720070>her daughter is much prettierI actually really agree, I've seen a lot of anons knock Ever for having her dad's toothy smile but I think it makes her cute, she also already has much better curves than her ironing board of a mom
>>220718279being a shoe salesman is a pretty unfulfilling job even if it somehow paid for a big house in the Chicago suburbs
>>220716964>you should bend at the knees
>>220716709jesus fucking christ how can someone that was that hot become this? It's not fair, bros. I fucking hate this planet so god damn much.
>>220720151milla technically had a pretty face in the fifth element or resident evil 1. but Ever is much more cuter much more pretty yeah. she has a great smile
>>220720435she's like dying bro for real. she got cancer before and now some bone problem
>>220716709Still a beautiful woman. Damn shame about her health, she doesn't seem deserving.
>>220716709>wait... women... a-age? no, this can't be...!!
>>220720912Women don't age or poop.
>>220719965this episode also had another epic titty bouncing moment
>>220716709REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>220712684For me she was the real life version of Luanne Platter
Let's give it up for Christina Applegate!
>>220723000I can see where you're coming from but Kelly's missing the southern charm Luanne has.
>>220715856He was funny. Shame he couldn't find a career after MWC
>>220716709>>220714034>>220718900>>220721065
>>220723104It's sad that she got stupider as she got older, but her weight gain was due to health issues as I recall.
>>220723104I'm not a chud moron /pol/tard so this means nothing
>>220723104>a ton of bravo showswhat is that? like johnny bravo? based if so
>>220723198well i am so you better back me up on this or we can't be pals anymore
>>220716709She's fine and natural, the bogged ones end up creepy
>>220723104She actually does have an excuse.
>>220723104she was hot at one point so I'll excuse her online retardation just like I did for Sherilyn Fenn
>>220723000Kelly is too arrogant, high maintenance and too much of a whore.luane was kinda naive and silly
>>220716709I’d still fuck mega-bogged Kate Beckinsale and Tricia Helfer, so I’m not going to hate. The poor lady had breast cancer, leaver her alone.
>>220723334now she has MS
I always liked the cross.
>>220723364It's definitely an erotic and aesthetically pleasing accessory.
>>220723381>>220723364protects from ghoulies demons witches and psychic vampires.very important
>>220723240an architect wrote this post
>>220712684I wish a blonde bimbo living in a patriarchal society
>>220723652wut
>>220723508nah I like them slim, it's just I'm not some autismal incel shocked because some 50 something actress with a fucked up disease doesn't look like in the 80s
>trolling outside of /b/
>>220718900>kind of hot for her ageshe's insanely hot for her age
>>220723021>>220723301I just meant looks wise. Eyes and nose seemed like KOTH used Applegate as a model
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0ryqN4jIasIf they kept the first boy, they could've made "are you sure these are mine, Peg?"
>>220712684>CUT! we need to do another take
>>220724134>We need more bounce, Christina. MORE BOUNCE!>David: "Yeah, more bounce!"
>>220720100Those pits!
>>220712684>>220716964>>220716972into>>220716709>>220723104i dont want to live in a fascist society, but man, seeing this is sadwomen aging disgracefully, i just dont want to see itwhy would god bless some women, and then take it away foreverwhat a hell to live
>>220720056>in MODERN FAMILY He's never mad or angry or upsethis whole thing is being grumpy and upset despite having a banging hot wife
>>220725465slick loop
>>220725465They were so good at punching
>>220725465I watched this multiple times waiting for the next bit before I realised it was a loop
>>220716709Don't be mean to her, for once it's an actual disease that fucked up her body. Last I saw a pic of her she looked a ton better.
>>220726045>zoomers discovering the ancient gif format for the first time
>>220725465Love that dress (on kelly).
>>220726397it's actually pronounced gif
>>220712684i like how shes been a canon whore since 12, always sneaking out to get railed, and she was deathly afraid of turning 25 because she wanted to be jailbait forever.and then the show went on long enough for her to become 25 and she genuinely got UGLY the second she turned 25
>>220725915>>220725465thisthe show did fighting scenes really well
>>220723249>>220716709>>220723104>She actually does have an excuse.This. Multiple sclerosis is no joke. She received her HWoF star in 2022 and she was unable to stand for extended periods of time even back then. She has bigger issues to worry about than looking as pretty as in her prime.
>>220726937First Selma Blair and then Christina ... Cameron would complete the set.
>>220724255Its only one pit tho.
>>220720435Norm MacDonald didn't get fat, even though he joked he did. The cancer meds did that, so same for Kelly Bundy
>>220727179>Norm MacDonald didn't get fatnigger are you american? he was overweight
