>character takes a sip of beer>makes an AAAAAAHHHHH sound as if it actually tasted good
I do that.
Beer makes you fat, soft and stupid.
>>220720983Beer is haram
>>220720983As long as it's a Corona™, it always tastes good.
>>220720983MOVE OUT, CORRL
>>220720983>it's another zoomie whining that he can't handle bitter flavours
>>220721112Ay, salud.
>>220721134kek thisdrink your white claw, sissy boy
One thing I really don't get about young people not drinking: how the fuck do you guys have sex? I think I can count all my sober sexual encounters as a teen on one fucking hand. Feels like it didn't become normal to just hook up until I was in my early 30s.
>>220721231weed sex is 80 billion times better than drunk sex my dude
>>220721231Haven't you see the statistics? Zoomers and gen a are having WAY less sex than prior generations.
>>220721231They dont have sex. Don’t you read the paper?
Beer tastes like shit and everyone pretending otherwise has been fooled by the barley zoglords.
>>220721257Maybe for the girl.
>>220721231Every single girl I talk to vapes and smokes weedIt’s insane actually
>>220721257Weed sex is good in a slow sensual way while drunk sex is raw gorilla fucking. My ex gf used to get stupid drunk and go full slut mode.
>>220721231>>220721280>>220721300alcohol leads to liver and kidney damage sex can lead to disease and unwanted pregnancy tsk tsk disgusting uncles let me guess ...you smoke poison into your lungs too HAHAHA
>>220721306The vape shit is driving me crazy, these bitches can't go 30 minutes without fiending for it, always trying to sneak hits inside buildings and everything. No bitch you can't hit that shit in my car fuck off
>>220721339maybe it's just me but getting stoned and then having sex also leads to raw gorilla fucking in addition to the slow sensual stuff so i dunno, ymmv what can i say
>>220721299stick to choccy milk
>>220721299beer used to have honey or berries hundreds of years ago. not sure why boomers drink it bitter.
>>220721231Needing to be drunk in order to fuck isn't a good sign for the health of the dating market.
>character chugs a bottle of hard liquor >he closes his eyes and says, "now I feel normal again."
>>220721417It's more about the booze lowering inhibitions and giving the girl an excuse to fuck you>Oh man I got so drunk last night I slept with Richard>haha oh Sandy you're such a slut when you drinkI'd prefer not to get drunk before fucking but getting drunk often can lead to sex, so I get drunk
For me it's caffeine. I literally can't function without it. When I wake up I feel like I'm 9% electro foot.
>>220721306girls who smoke weeed are way trashier than those who drink
>>220721488and.....the metoo movement is born.>>220721417one time I was on a chat group of 100 people maybe( maybe 10 years ago? ) and I said " guys, maybe you shouldn't fuck drunk women, maybe sex is better sober" and then all these bunch of Women started to trash me and mock me, calling me loser, idiot. naive, laughing at me ( this was before "chud" or "incel" insults)but these fucking women were furious that I was telling the younger guys to not touch drunk women. they were so nasty too. just insult after Insult.I wonder where those women are now or who they married
>>220721542>don't talk to me before i've had my coffee
>>220721602Coffee addicts are the biggest fags of them all.
>>220721576This is so fucking accurate.
>>220721576Well of course cocaine is like 50 times more expensive than weed for the same amount, so the high value bitches are more attractive big surprise
I was in love with a lesbian for 10 years. She was my oneitis hard. First time I saw her i told her that she was perfection in my eyes etc. She got out of an abusive relationship with a woman and I just randomly messaged her one night and she agreed to hang out. My lesbian oneitis agreed to hang out with me. At this point, I was a severe alcoholic and looked the worst I ever had in my life. Absolute bam margera levels of bloat lord. We hung out and talked for 8 fucking hours. It was amazing. The entire time I was thanking god that my life would finally get better. That I dont have to drink myself to death anymore. That I held on for this moment and that I would finally be saved from myself by her. My princess finally took me in. So I asked her if I could kiss her and she said "yes I was just going to ask you that." Anyways, we kiss for a bit and then go to her bedroom. We get naked and her body is amazing and mine is a mess and she didn't care. She was ready and willing and wanted me legs spread. Now, given that I was an out of shape alcoholic and was roughly 23 drinks in that day (average for me) my dick wasn't getting hard. My dick was right next to my oneitis' beautiful pussy after having been pining for her for 10 fucking years. 10 years and there she was. Byt my dick just wouldn't get hard. So I laid next to her and began panicking and blurted out "will you be my girlfriend" to a woman that just spent an hour telling me how she got out of a long abusive relationship. I didnt play it cool. I panicked and said the lamest possible thing I could have in that moment, to which she responded to by getting out of the bed and putting her clothes on. I began panicking more and started to apologize but at that point it was over. She drove me to my friends house and I got black out drunk the next night and called her and cussed her out for 30 minutes then tried drinking myself to death and woke up in the hospital. That was a year and a half ago. Been sober ever since.
>>220720983Saying AAAAAAAHHHHH is how you make it taste good
>>220720983well its not 10 year old warm soda or bacteria water
>>220721810u shoulda told her to suck and play with it a pretty womans touch is a surefire way of getting stiff
>>220721810dude
I'm an alcoholic, but I go to work just fine. After a long shift when I get home I crack open a bear and just chug it down in a minute and go AHH
>>220721810bro....the solution is so fucking easy. you stick 1 finger or 2 in your ass and you ask her to stick out her tongue and you suck on her tongue dude you just suck that tongue and work your own prostate .....dude you would be hard immediately
>>220721810Did she even try helping you get hard?I dunno role play / jerking it?Are women expected to just be a hole during sex?I'm a perma virgin so seriously asking people who experienced pre-sex erectile dysfunction if you are just fucked if that happens.Also alcohol tastes awful and I don't wish anyone to deal with an alcoholic family member.
>>220722117stimulating your prostate inside your ass hole gets you hard immediately. it's like automatic. try it and you'll see. tickle deep in your bottom back hole and see your dick grow
>>220721231Have you tried just being attractive and confident?
>>220721005So do I
>>220720983Beer is literally the only thing that makes me do that sound, and I can't drink it anymore because I'm a drukaholic
>>220720983I do this with cold coke
It tastes good when you're addicted to it just like any other alcohol, cigs, vaping, etc. If you're not addicted it tastes like shit>t. been off-on drinking for years
>>220722605I guess like semen.
Beer in an acquired taste. Also there are over 100 different styles or types of beers out there. Just because you don't like one doesn't mean you wouldn't like another type. They vary a lot. My favorite beer is Guinness, which is completely different than the standard American lagers and pilsners. Don't give up on beer because you have a bad first experience or two.
>>220721339Drunk girls fuck better, whereas alcohol eventually fucks a guys dick up
I was 15 on a school trip in Denmark. After cycling around town in the warm sun we stopped at a small shop and bought cold tuborg in glass bottles. First time drinking beer. It was incredibly good and the rest of the trip we were basically drunk every day.
>>220720983This shit usually happens in anime.
>>220722840this is a bot by the way. you can tell
>>220722919A tuborg marketing bot?
>>220721417It’s just a social lubricant, you cringe square-ass faggot. I don’t even drink, and I want to dunk your goofy head into a toilet.
>>220723014these fags have never had a drink in their life and think everyone just gets plastered the second you take a sip
im tired of getting blackout drunk and embarrassing myself every weeki need to stop
>>220721810kino
>amerishits never tasted good beerI believe you.
>mfw I'm going to drink beer later
>>220723014>>220723047imagine not being able to function socially unless you intoxicate yourself with brain altering chemicals...lol.
>>220723255it's a drink, not a bottle you fag
>>220721231I don't.
>>220722451Me too
>>220720983I do that, and it sounds like that when I do it.
>>220721231>how the fuck do you guys have sex?
