>GASP, MY OXYGEN LEVELS ARE REACHI G ZERO! QUICK, MIDICHLORIANS, GIVE ME THE FORCE POWER TO SURVIVE IN SPACEand people say Nu Star Wars was good
It is stupid but i was always partial to the Treasure Planet idea that you could just breath in space, rather than just believing what I'm told about it being suffocation deep freeze vacuum insta death
when did normies get this idea you magically shed all your heat into a non existing mediumi think hollywood is confusing atmospheric laspe rate
Why even have Leia fake die to begin with
>>220721744You don't suffocate, all the nitrogen on your blood instantly boils before you have the chance to suffocate.
>>220721513>and people say Nu Star Wars was goodThe only 'people' who say Nu Star Wars was good are jews and trannies and their opinions don't count anyway.
>>220721513>DON’T LET ME DIE OUT HERE IN SPACE! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR MICROSCOPIC MIDICHLORIAN DICKS! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR ATOMIZED SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT!
>>220721779I like it when you explode in vacuum.
>>220721744>It is stupid but i was always partial to the Treasure Planet idea that you could just breath in space, rather than just believing what I'm told about it being suffocation deep freeze vacuum insta deathI always assumed there was an airbubble specifically around the ships. Not that space was literally breathable.
>>220721788Yeah and your eyes pop outta their sockets & head explodes it's all sorta brutal
>>220721822>That arc of One Piece where they coat their ship in a bubble and journey deep under the sea to crushing depths
>>220721806Not funny
>>220721513there was actually a jedi power where they could like hibernate in space that is from the EU books. Luke himself did it. This scene was lame but it was in execution, not idea.
>>220721806Very funny.
Using the Force on all the individual atoms of air in your body to keep it from explosively decompressing your bodyin vacuum is a 9th level Jedi technique that Leia learned from a video on Space Youtube
>>220721982>it was in execution, not idea.When Luke did it he was literally in a ship with atmosphere. He hibernated to slow his breathing to make the oxygen he had last longer.
>>220721513>we have a woman that died from decades of coke abuse>we can just kill her off in movie and rewrite so luke, the living actor, survives>no, we'll cgi her dead body and use her in the next movie too because our propaganda about feminism and force is female matters more than anything else
>>220722295iirc it forms some kind of cocoon around him after it failed completely and he was in space for months, it didnt just slow oxygen consumption. It has been over 20 years since I read the book so I could be wrong.Just saying it wasnt some shit round head Rian just pulled out his ass
>>220722364No, he pulled it completely out of his ass. In the book, he uses it because his ship is heavily damaged and he wants to use as little resources as possible while R2 fixes it. It doesn't do anything to protect him from space.
>>220721513What's the fucking problem, you realise that it's a space fairy tale with magic and shit? Are you also gonna question why Obi-Wan and Anakin didn't get burned while next to the fucking lava? The force, motherfucker!
>>220721806Reasonably funny.
>>220721513>and people say Nu Star Wars was goodwho lol
>>220721779The water on/in your skin evaporates due to the lack of pressure, this process still “costs” heat so it leaches heat from your skin, flash freezing it.
>>220722279>>220722295>>220722476The midichlorians can literally create life, do you think that surviving the decompression and levitating in space is out of the question?
It's been a decade. You're the only ones still thinking about this movie. You have basically arrested your own development and derailed your own life being angry at Disney movies all this time. Unfuck your life anons, please, while you can still salvage some hope
I’m curious what their plan was for Leia in episode 9 since they obviously had to pivot after her overdose
>>220722584clearly not, since you're here white knigting for it.
>>220721513When this happened in the theater, my wife, her son, her boyfriend, and I all stood up and clapped.
>>220722603>00s e-slangCan't you see you're too old to seethe about a forgotten disney movie?
>>220722584>LEAVE THE LAST JEDI ALONE! LEAVE IT ALONE, I'M SERIOUS!!
The fact that scientists can't decide what happens to a person in space proves that space isn't real.
>>220721788No it doesnt you dumb fuck.
>>220721806A little funny.
>>220721513Space in Star Wars has never really behaved like space as we know it or played by any of the same rules. Including in the OT.>let's go out and explore this small asteroid, all we need are little oxygen masks and no other protection Which is part of why it's not sci-fi and maybe not even space opera either. It's fantasy set in something that *resembles* space
>>220721779you mean like how hollywood makes everyone think a small hullbreach turns into a wind tunnel trying to suck you out
>>220722542The most immediate thing is your body blowing up like a balloon and losing consciousness because zero blood pressure means your brain passes out
>>220722805Shut up, nerd.
>>220721806above normally funny
>>220721513>When there's still cocaine on the ship
>>220722853Would it not? That is how a vacuum works on a small scale, so I would assume that's how it would work on a cosmic scale.
>>220722965>GIMME DAT FUCKIN CRACK, NIGGA
>>220721806Just funny enough.
>actress dies irl>character has perfect final death scene>then for no reason magically survives>now you have to find an excuse to kill her off offscreen before the next onesequels in a nutshell really
>>220723004>kill off the 2 actors that survive IRL>let the one that dies IRL surviveLol.
>>220722720Yeah it does you idiot.
>midichlorianssorry but everything after the OT is non-canon
>>220721513like most of the sequel things, they simply wanted WOW MOMENTS and didn't care to justify them or even think beyond the fart-sniffing-poofI'm going to say it, this was such a blown opportunity. I liked that Leia survived. it could have included a montage daydream of her "caring for others so much" she willed-herself to survive.but the "damage" should have been permanent and require her to be in a Darth Vader-esque suit.where Vader was burned, Leia was frozen. Evil vs Good pottery. it would have "saved" the character literally as the actress passed away. They could have even done a female version of James Earl Jones voice (some modern celeb) in the suit. She could have been so much more IN the next movie(AI image used for illustrative purposes, a good use of the tool)
>>220721806straight up evil funny
>>220723078That's really stupid
>>220721513the Force is magic and can do all kind of shit until suddenly you find a scene you don't like and now the Force is bullshit. It isn't a bullshit when Leia sensed Luke at Cloud City and told Lando to go back, but this is bullshit because you didn't like it
>>220722685>finally get to spacewalk >remove helmet >turns out you just can't breathe normally because no air/oxygen and nothing else happensI HECKIN' LOVE SCIENCE
>>220721513>"psst, Carrie, there's cocaine on that ship"
>>220721744its all water and stars are a byproduct of sonoluminescence
>>220721744Didn't the Jimmy Neutron movie make fun of that?
>>220723147okay so a "real" artist would have done a cooler-looking suit. can you imagine the action figure sales? Halloween costumes?Kylo Ren could be secret-happy his Mom survived but humiliated for what he did to her (yeah it was the other guy who fired, but still, he didn't stop it) the reunion would have been Kylo vs Mom duel topped with "I... AM YOUR MOTHER!" line, before he finally cracks and she hugs him rather than kill him
>>220723283No anon, not tbe Ai slop. the whole idea is just really stupid
>>220722920Not an argument.
>>220721744Do you also drink poison and eat parasite-infested rotten food because you don't trust people that it's bad for you?
>>220721744honestly you could just have people walk on top of the ship and briefly mention you extended the force field and no one would bat an eye. Heck even star trek fans would tolerate this, but you'd have to be very upfront about it and explain why it makes more sense than a space suit.
>>220721779My favorite use of it is in picrel. The explanation for the storms instantly freezing things is that they are pulling down air from the top of the atmosphere where it touches space. It would be extremely cold, right?No, the top layer gets heated by the sun the same as the rest of it
>>220721513>"The Force is mysterious and powerful. A true Jedi can use the Force in many ways.">"NO NOT LIKE THAT!!! YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO DO, LIKE, THE SAME SIX BORING SUPERPOWERS WITH THE FORCE! Well, technically four, the two really cool ones are evil, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!"Why are Star Wars fans like this? The Force SHOULD be ridiculous with bullshit abilities that only extremely powerful Force users can pull off.
>>220723283>okay so a "real" artist would have done a cooler-looking suit.Anon... AI imagery isn't art. I gen images, too. It's fun, but nothing else. Don't call artists "'real' artists" like AI is art.
>>220723906I meant it only as an easy clarification.like when someone says Legos and the other guy is like "um... it's Lego BRICKS, not Legos... gosh!!"a real person would have the sense to make white-armor-Leia look awesome, but also if you gen's 1000 AI images, the computer might have eventually done an awesome one, too. you still need the real person to pick that 1 out of the 1000 tho, it's a tool. even "picking the image to use" counts as a real-person thing, the machine is technically NOT the artist at any step
>>220721513>Only connection to the force is empathy in the OT.>JK she can perform never before seen feats out of the blue now.
>>220721779It's not "normies". It's braindead directors that have no idea how anything real works and don't give a shit. Such as JJ Abrams literally doesn't understand how space works. He thinks things are up there, they're all right next to each other, you can see everything easily, fly to it in minutes. A laser shooting across the galaxy will get there in a few seconds, spread in mid-air and destroy half a dozen planets easily, then be watched by the entire galaxy in their sky at the same time with the naked eye. That's genuinely what JJ believes. And the things in Last Jedi are genuinely what Rian believes. These are the moronic uneducated babies that get chosen to make billion dollar movies.
I don't really see the problem with this scene.
>>220723823The force should be a justification for a cool special effect technique or an action scene, nothing more.
>>220721513there's an entire mission in kotor 2 where you have to use the force to survive toxic gases
>>220724421Sure, for basic users. But there can be obscure, extremely powerful abilities, too. Ones that only the best of the best Jedi or Sith can pull off. It would be boring, otherwise.
>>220722853>crab_pipe.mp4
>>220723170
>>220723243WE'RE THE KIDS IN AMERICA, WOAH-OH
Just turn on the airconditioner bro lol
>>220721744Why are you americans like this? Believing that things in movies are real?
>>220722633“White knighting” is older than you.
>>220722805Anon they were inside a visibly damp “cave” and being attacked by bats.
in other movies and tv regular joe characters can usually survive space for at least some seconds.i don't see why magic wielder surviving a bit longer is a problem
>>220722916Anon 1 atmosphere to 0 isn’t a very big change. We’re not like the abyssal fish that become shapeless blobs at 1 bar.
>>220725080It's a fantasy movie where fantastical things happen like moving physical objects by lifting your hand through sheer willpower or deflecting lasers that travel at the speed of light, but you draw the line at surviving in outer space
>>220724449Using the force to protect your nervous system from gas is extremely different from flying in space
If this was done by ANYONE with a shred of imagination, she would have pulled the whole ship. Chalk it up to near death force overdrive or whatever, and you can claim it later killed her or whatever.
>>220721806Funnier than the sacred texts.
Inner body blood pressure would make you explode from the inside since there is no outside pressure to hold your blood and skin in place.
Fun Fact:How cheesy Star Wars is, this cheesy super leia scene syncs up perfectly with the theme to Supermanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9vrfEoc8_gStar Wars is peak boomer unc slop
>>220725979Pro Tip:Click play on the youtube video first, and then click play on the webm
Do we know there isn't oxygen in space in Star Wars? It has been established that there is a medium for sound to travel through.
>>220726027buy an ad faggot
>>220726060The fuck are you talking about, retard? It's so that the two things sync up properlyEat shit, suck a dick, fagit
>>220725979Wait, she gets blown out into space from decompression, but then just flies back to a hallway door that magically isn't affected by the same decompression force?
>>220723155its bullshit because there has never been a point where it has been shown the force can save you from space (especially when you were knocked out), jedi still either need protective gear to go out in space or need to be a species that is resistant to the effects of space
>>220722968The decompression would be instant. You'd suffocate, but Hollywood makes it look like everyone is being sucked out.
>>220726194faggot, buy an ad
>>220722720It happened to three cosmonauts in 1971 whose Soyuz capsule depressurized before reentry
>>220721513>and people say Nu Star Wars was goodIt is mostly just retards who get their opinions from Red Letter Media, Leftists who worship Disney (Moviebob, Jenny Nicholson, etc), and Simps who simp for Daisy Ridley.
Star Wars 1977 and Empire Strikes Back were great. Everything that came after that has been one shit bigger and stinkier than the last. Disney Star Wars is absolute soulless commercialized garbage.
>>220723557Its all pressure, theres less molecules for the same volume...therefore less energy....you bring down air from the stratosphere it would heat up by compressing
>>220726046This. Space is different in Star Wars. Like how the Alien universe was created by god 6000 years ago.
>>220721806Funnily unfunny.
>>220721513What scenes existed before this which explained through demonstration that she was force sensitive?
>Han dies but Ford lives, Leia lives but Fisher diesWhoops
>>220722489It's an old hag flying in space. It looks retarded.
>>220721744Did you know you can survive without eating? It's the ultimate trick they pulled. Your "hunger" reaction is just switching modes, it subsidies after a week. Obviously keep eating their food though and paying their interest rates and travelling costs. They love you playing your part.
>>220726572lies always come reddit spaced
>>220721513The nu wars trilogy honestly serves as a great case study on how not to make movies. Like this specific scene alone is incredible in that sense. Not only did they either "just make shit up" or specifically choose one of the stinkiest pieces of SW "lore" out of a giant pile of books, but they did so while the lead actress had just died and they could have scored massive points by sending her off with style and pathos. It's a fascinating mix of hybris, incompetence and arrogance rolled into a trilogy that in my opinion is the most accurate representation of modern Hollywood.
this is objectively the worst piece of star wars media ever created and it gets little to no condemnation from the faggot brigade of contrarian troll niggers that inhabit this board
>>220721513Mary Poppins sequel looks weird.
>>220727467There's horses on the starboard bow>starboard bow, starboard bowThere's horses on the starboard bow>starboard bow, Jedi Master Leia
>>220723557Not defending Day After Tomorrow at all, but you actually believe the temperature is warm up in the stratosphere? You think it's warm up on top of mountains and snow there just magically appears?
>>220727341Um....SHUT UP
>>220721513>and people say Nu Star Wars was goodNo they don't
>>220721513Reminder: this untrained old woman waa able to spend half an hour in vacuum unconscious after a violent explosion and pull herself to safety while Sheev, the most powerful force user ever, was tossed down a hundred mile long shaft leading to a reactor and in all that time was unable to pull himself to safety on the hundreds of neaby walkways before exploding. The guy should have been able to fly in heavy gravity. Certainly be able to tell his men to turn off the gravity. Or have some droids rescue him. Or not have a shaft to the reactor in his throne room. Leia is way smarter and more powerful than Sheev.
>midichlorians>mitochondriaLucas is a hack
>>220727522https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asEthanks for making me remember the early 80s and Dr. Dimento.
>>220721513What's the lore explanation for Leias coke bloat?
>>220721806Pretty funny.
>>220728527Too much death sticks
>>220728073How rude! This is how filthy degenerate men speak to pure and morally superior women. As a fourth wave feminist, are there no prior scenes for me to excitedly scream "SLAYYY QUEEN" at my cuck husband's TV system?
>>220727462I don't care that much about Leia's scene, but Finn's attempted ram getting interrupted pisses me off for similar reasons. He was denied a meaningful death and conclusion to his arc so that he could get dragged around the third movie screaming RAY some more
>>220721806Somewhat c-c-combo breaker
>>220728769And Rose stopping him didn't mean jack shit. She severely injured him, preventing him from sacrificing himself to save his friends, giving him a lecture about needing to stay alive to fight for those he loves, then Holdo immediately rams the super bad guy ship and saves everyone she loves by sacrificing herself. Ok...
>>220728323Enjoy anon! I'm glad Kathleen rejected our demographic. Why share our wealth and progeny's interests with a hateful and destructive bitch. Also, fuck (((Disney))).
>>220721513Maybe Star Wars as a fictional universe just isn't that interesting. A small group of mismatched rebels destroying an evil empire + laser swords + space ninjas is pretty much itthey never added much more than that.Sure it worked for the first trilogy (and even then Return of the Jedi had to reuse the Death Star)Nothing else matched the first two films and none of them added a new angle to the franchise
>>220721806Funny, but only from a certain point of view.
>>220729378Star Wars always falls apart whenever it bridges too far away from the original six films, which focus on Anakin Skywalker and his children.
>>220721513I remember that they started saying everyone who said these star wars films were shit was a neo nazi. It was such a strange thing for them to try doing in retrospect.
Fisher died irl of cringe
>>220721513And yet, if Darth Vader was ejected into space, and we got a close up on his life support systems readings (in aurubesh, you freaks would love that wouldn’t you?) going critical, and then he said “No”, In James Earl Jone’s basso profondo register. Then he survived the vacuum of space through sheer hatred, reciting the Sith Code from KOTOR, while “Padme’s Ruminations” played in the background. There is not one single chucklefuck ITT who wouldn’t have had a premature hands free ejaculation in his pants at how “gigakino” that was. You would all run straight to your “battle stations” without cleaning up your mess, sign in (this is red 5, standing by), and immediately rave post here about how they “finally depicted Vader’s power level properly”, even though Disney tries to do that every single chance they get and you all lap it up each and every single time. Cretins, the lot of you.
>>220729440>strangeDid you just belittle genuine attempts to purge neo-nazism from Disney's blessed and safe allied nations. Are you Iranian or something? Bet you want our enemies to have nukes.
>>220729440You were also a neo nazi if you didn’t want to take experimental medicine. It was a very strange time for me. I went from an uninterested centrist to a raving fan of Adolph Hitler over the span of a few months, without having changed a single opinion. I still remember the first family gathering where I was called a nazi. I do now legitimately identify as an ethno-nationalist. I feel I was pushed away until this was the only position I could occupy where I wasn’t advocating for my own ethnic cleansing
>>220729646>>220729679I did not go hard right I still consider myself a leftist but I would get called a nazi for still thinking trannies are men and that Trump serves jews like a sipped dog. I wish that the idea of left and right could just be abolished its retarded.
>>220729952I suppose that’s a logically valid position. Counterpoint. If you aren’t White, I want you gassed. I know this is a very new position, and it’s never been tried before. I just think it would work.
>>220723155I think the argument is just that it is OP and breaks the rules of the world building. Jedi are humans with some supernatural abilities like kung fu monks and shit, they arent super heroes. They can do some super human feats due to exhaustive training and occult knowledge that allows to wield the aether to benefit them in creative, but LIMITED ways. The entire point of their orders is to learn more about the force and use it in more inventive ways. They know the aether is the life and creation force of the entire reality (just like ours) and so its power is limitless (as vader is constantly reminding people of) but though its power is limitless, their ability to wield it does have limits. If you remove those limits it becomes real stupid real fast as you can just do whatever with the force and you are basically superman with no weaknesses. That makes for very boring and lame characters
>>220721806It's a joke about family.
>>220721806Survival in space is built on hope
>>220729646Trying to get life to imitate art is always strange yes
>>220731494>That makes for very boring and lame charactersAs well as dishonest. Just like ninja or samurai or king fu monks etc. The appeal os their abilities are exaggerated but still within the realm of possibility. If you make characters like the hulk or superman who can punch planets in half the force loses its appeal because it is no longer an honest allegorical reflection of the occult knowledge they are trying to pass onto you in the story such as:https://esotericawakening.com/what-is-reality-the-holofractal-universe
>>220731852understanding the limits of and philosophical implications of the force allegory Lucas pretend in his stories is made his a masterpiece as opposed to hacks like Abrams and Johson who were just retards in someone else's shop thinking the force makes people superheroes or wizards with limitless magical powers.
>>220731913*presented in his stories is what madesorry laying on my couch with a wireless keyboard on my chest kek
