Why does Chris Pratt's character not simply force himself into the female? What's she gonna do? File a report?
>>220721814Of all the people to wake up he chooses a hag. Ruined all believability of this film desu.
>>220721814Did they have kids do you think?
Why didn't he just sniff her bum and express how pleasurable the scent was then start pulling his willy, that would've been so weird haha. she might have even started to suck it! beast always remember mutant & proud
What was their explanation for why he can't go back into cryo sleep again?
>>220721963he drank a lot of coffee and so wasn't sleepy
>>220721814I love this film and no one can stop me.
>>220721963Takes a big machine with a bunch of chemicals to put you in, small machine to keep you stable and that's all that was onboard.This becomes certifiably retarded when it's shown that one of the emergency protocols is to wake the staff, meaning if anything went wrong early in the trip they all just have to fucking die in deep space and there is nobody to man the ship on the far side.Also space programs (and any extreme engineering) simply doesn't work that way. They would have redundancies for every situation including early waking.Film would have been better if they established that they did have re-sleeping machines, but they were one of the first things to get fucked.
>>220721814 I guess the concept is hard to grasp for a 4chan incel...
im actually bored of space movies where the crew wakes up midflight due to an asteroid hitting the shipwe can stop it now
>>220721872Jlaw was in her mid 20's in this
>>220721934Who says he didn't?
>>220721963He didn’t have access to those parts of the ship.
>>220721814I read a story where a guy woke up in the middle of a century long trip to another planet. He never woke anyone else up but he lived for like fifty years on board and ate enough of their food during that time that the other colonists starved to death when they woke up at the end of the trip.
>>220721814I would have a harem and keep them tied up while I sleep
>>220722331>mid 20sDid i stutter?
>>220722290I am not.I want more.
>>220722331exactlythere must have been lolis or at least hebes in the freezers
>>220721814>go to sleep>wake up dead
>>220721814Gay sex with Chris Pratt
>>220722373Grim.
>>220721814This movie looks okay. Maybe I'll watch it.
>>220722102The in-movie explanation is that there has never been a sleep pod malfunction so it was seen as a 0% probability event. No reason to use up space for 0% event that could be used by paying customers instead.
>>220722269literally me
>>220721814Violence is indispensable towards women.
>>220721814We already had that flick
>>220721814If he raped her she wouldn't let him use her tokens for the food machineFood > Pussy He made the right choice
>>220722269why is his hair long except the hair right over his mouth?
>>220722290It has become a very boring and blasse trope.
>>220722269giwtwm
>robot bartender>no robot whores for this exact situation
>>220722269I haven't seen this movie but this scene would have been better if J-Law came by when he tripped and just muttered "pathetic" at him
>>220722654That bartender reveal might genuinely be the best part of the film
>he only woke up oneS-sure buddy. No police or anyone else to do anything about it and he only gets one bitch?
>>220721872I dunno, I would JLaw
>>220722678That would have worked pretty well later in the movie when she was angry with him, but when that webm takes place, she's still in hibernation.
>>220721872What age of girl would you wake up?
>>220722373They should've eaten him.
>>220721814I 'member JLaw in her primeI would have woken her up toodoesn't even matter if you look like a 3 foot 4 Shrek goblin, over the years she will form a bond with you (there is nobody else)
>>220721814because he's white
>>220722373based fuck cryonormies
He's literally (You), minus the spaceship, and nearby sleeping Jlaw.
>>220721814The movie should have been a series where they have kids and wake up a mate for their children when they come of age. It evolves into a ritual that's a central part of their culture. They only marry people they wake up who aren't too happy about it. So they have to hunt down their wives and husbands throughout the ship and then rape them in front of the entire tribe to consummate their marriage.
>>220722886I can't imagine making it to this point. I would have airlocked myself long before that
How did a random low tier journalist afford a golden ticket for this journey?
>>220722918knee pads.
>>220722789Late teens (18 or 19)What now, Handsome?
>>220723024And what would you do to this woman?
>>220722331or another way to say this: behind her prime
>>220722533Even with another person I don't see how passengers wouldn't devolve into something like this. Hunting humans for sport would almost certainly become a fun pastime in a decade or so once you have exhausted all entertainment options
>>220723060Everything, everywhere, all at once.
>>220723024She'd immediately crash out from not having access to TikTok and Instagram. Have fun with your immature basket case.
>>220723169A memoir, by Charlie Sheen
>>220722373Remember what it was called?
>>220722869Oh ill bond with her right away alright
>>220721814 this movie should have been a lord of the flies thing where he brainwashes females into his cult and eventually has a harem when he is discovered by rescuers or something and the women kill the rescuers for him
>>220724899>this movie should have been a lord of the flies thing where he brainwashes females into his cult and eventually has a harem when he is discovered by rescuers or somethingliterally a side mission in mass effect 2it's the father of the one black guy in your crew lol
>>220723169based.
>>220722332The movie scenes didn't show or hint at it meaning it must not have happened.But in my headcanon he pissed in her mouth and made her call him 'Captain'
>>220724949god damn it
>>220724815Passengers
>>220721872This nigga would wake up a 10yr old
>>220722915WhyI've literally gone months without seeing or speaking a word to another human being
>>220721814Why wake her up instead of just defrosting her vag or whatever?
>>220726526This, could we keep a woman in cryo sleep and just defrost her asshole?
>>220721989I want to like it more than I do. I don't dislike it but there's so much missed potential. The visuals are great though, from the effects to the production design.
>>220727002I was looking for this webm. Thanks m8.
>>220722269>normie is alone for two weeks
>>220722578Because the makeup artist slapped a really shitty fake beard on him and made no attempts at touching it up. A lot of the movie's like that; big concepts and themes, but no attention to detail. Big reason why it's considering more of a romantic drama in space than a straight science-fiction film.
>>220722490that's the dumbest reason imaginable. Nothing is going to be 0% probability.
>>220726517Gotta remember society nearly collapsed because normies were told to stay home for 2 weeks to not spread COVID & most of them started going insane after 2 days
>>220727185>two days
>>220721814He is not an antichirst.
>>220722490And not one engineer or scientist said "Okay maybe it won't fail on its own, but what if we hit some space debris or an asteroid or something"
>>22072278913
>>220728885this is the correct answer
>>220727331did they? Most people I knew were fine with a little break from work, only place I saw that kind of shit was online so I'm inclined to believe it was just memes.
>>220723205You're getting an immature basket case one way or the other
>>220721814>>220721814He already "forced himself on her" when he woke her up. He doomed her to a fate of "be board and die in boredom, or have have fun with me"Basically if she didn't find him enjoyable as company at all, he was essentially dooming her to a life of insanity via cognitive dissonance and deppresion
>>220721814He'd spend the rest of his natural life with someone who hates his guts with no chance of redemption. Not worth it.
>>220727063Happy to help. I wonder how many takes they needed for that shot? JLaw would have to dry her hair and go through hair and makeup again. I think the same thing about Keira's fountain scene at the start of Atonement.
>>220722331well to be fair she has always kinda looked like a 40 year old cougar even in Winter's Bone, when she was 18 or something.
>>220727299So you account for everything that could possibly happen, including the second coming of Christ and the Rapture?
>>220730818Nice b8, m8.
>>220728764Early flights probably did account for that possibility but after enough flights without it happening, they stopped allocating resources to it. We don't include parachutes on every flight despite there not being a 0% chance of needing to jump out of an airplane.
>>220721872Counterpoint. JLaw’s thunder thighs rub together, while her waist to hip ratio is still on point. I would absolutely choose her to wake up, and perform consensual coitus with her many times.
>>220722731I would be afraid the two chicks would fall in love with each other and cuck me.
>>220721814chris dpratt is a pedo
>>220728764There were fucktons of repair protocols, including repairing all the damage caused by the impact with a giant asteroid. Only Pratt's cryopod couldn't be repaired; that was a one in a million chance.I don't know why people still complain about that.
>>220731851if it was 0% then it wouldn't have happened
>>220722290name 3
>>220731737
>>220721814Because he's white.
>>220730580how fucking deep is that fountain
>>220724949>only black guy in the crew>dad is a deadbeat>only romanceable character that will cheat on you no matter whatwhat did bioware mean by this
>>220721932Maybe one. They had to put him or her in the cryogenic chamber bed that works.
>>220721872He saw her butthole file and couldn't resist.
>>220722269>when you haven't cum in 28 weeks
>>220722918Her father was rich
>>220722533A good chunk of this movie has great atmosphere.
Very Indian thread
>>220732413alien 3? pitch black & this one. pandorum as well kinda
>>220731737Two hot lesbians who still need me to breed them is the ideal outcome.
>>220726517>>220727331People here often like to forget that posting online is socialising. It's the greasy fast food version of socialising, but it is still socialising. Everyone loses their mind if posting goes down for a day.
>>220733796>Everyone loses their mind if posting goes down for a day.I literally just start playing video games
>>220730580Does that fountain go to Narnia or something?
For me? It's Pandorum.
>>220722269Celebrities two weeks into lockdown
>>220727299Does modern airline fleets come installed with missiles and guns just in case they get attacked by a enemy jet?
>>220722290Please make a list
>when she finds out being in stasis doesn't make your asshole sore
>>220736042Must be hemorrhoids. I'll give her a suppository
>>220721814https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gksxu-yeWcU
>>220721814This character was a bitch bro. He wasn't even alone for very long, only a year. Tom Hanks was on that piece of crap island for 4 years and he didn't have any entertainment or a talking android bartender. Shit, I'm sure the volleyball started talking to him at some point but that's not the same thing.
>>220736204>volleyballWilson. His name was Wilson. He was a good friend.
>>220736160>how dare a movie have a straight white male protagonist, the woman should be the hero and the man should be a villain!It's all so tiresome.
>>220736244A good friend and a child's bloody face.
I would force her to get me the expensive food
>>220721932They had several misfugured autist since radiation rekt his sperm and her eggs
>>220728885
>>220733005>>220735122Joe Wright mentions in his dvd commentary that they had to basically build another fountain over the existing one at that estate location so they could fit the crew and equipment needed to film that scene.
>>220722102>This becomes certifiably retarded when it's shown that one of the emergency protocols is to wake the staff, meaning if anything went wrong early in the trip they all just have to fucking die in deep space and there is nobody to man the ship on the far side.The med beds in the officer quarters are explicitly told to be able to put people back to sleep you moron.
>>220722654Do you think the bartender could have been persuaded to give handies?
