>I just got my dick sucked>I'm taking a shit right now
>>220722487do you think the pain from getting shot with a crossbow bolt was slightly offset from the relief of finally pushing out a monster turd after a week long constipation
>>220723603The shit didn't come out until after he died, so his final moments were spent experiencing the pain of two crossbow bolts in his torso AND being super constipated.
>>220723863Should've drank the water that makes you shit.
>>220723910Tyrion had the alchemists killed so no one was selling potions
>>220722487>I'm sorry Tyrion. I treated you unfairly your entire life and it was wrong of me to do so. This framing of you for a crime you certainly did not commit was an action done by forces beyond my control, but I have already engaged Lannister allies to smuggle you out of the capital. Please, forgive me, and give me one opportunity to earn redemption in the eyes of the gods and in your eyes. I love you.Would this have worked?
>>220722487Only 4 instances of "dick" and "shit" left in my filter.It's almost finally over.
>>220724014Not when you're at crossbow point. At that time his mind is made up. (obvious attempt to bargain for his life anyways)
>>220724014Tywin isn't like thay
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>>220722487i will eat my shit if you don't kill me
Tywin was never going to execute a Lannister, but the spiteful midge was too much of retard to understand that
>>220724131Read project hail mary and you'll know what a reddit book is.
>>220724362Tywin should've carried the midget to the sea and let the waves wash it away. Literally would've ensured complete Lannister dominance over 7 kingdoms.The morale of the story is you shouldn't take pity on defective kids.
>>220724362it's a neat theory and probably true, but he still would've fucked him over and sent him off to a shittier life
>>220722487>I'll eat my gold
why didnt he just not be mean???
>>220722487>”Don’t…hngh…don’t tell me you’re…rrgh…>plop>”…upset about some whore.”
>>220726987That little goblin killed his wife and tainted the proud gold lion.
>>220722487>c'mon tyrion i ain't got trynna get my dick sunked right nao i got council in duh mornin
>>220724014No, Tyrion wouldn't have believed it. He made up his mind 10 minutes ago, as they say
