What does it feel like?
>>220723854I bet she gives great head
>>220724113You see a female in this picture?
>>220723854Cottage cheese and regret
>>220723854that feeling is only for women not men, hope that helps clarify things
>>220723854The sex scenes in this movie are great
>>220723854Kinda good.
>>220723854bags of sand and the taste of old coins
>>220723854That's true, also that moment when you're about to fuck and you take her by the hand to your room
When I first met my ex I had this feeling when we were about to have our first kiss but then I kissed her and she had just eaten a burger with a ton of onions on it.
what about if a kiss is unexpected
>>220723854like losing half your money and your dog
>>220724146YWNBAW
One time I kissed a girl unexpectedly and she hit me back with"What are you doing??"And had me spilling my spaghetti everywhere then smiled and grabbed the back of my head and started making out hard It was pretty hot ngl
>>220724440your story is faker than fake, it's ice fake
>>220724807Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
>>220724807It pleases my ego that you think I made that up
>>220724223what movie
>>220724911Do the full count or don't do it at all.
>>220723854i don't know sorry
>>220725567 I'll do you're mom.
just ask her out bro, what could go wrong?
>>220723854Great in your teens.Mechanical and a performance as an adult.
>>220725564303 (2018)
It feels like anticipation, the warmth and openness of your partner and then a divine spark lighting in your brain upon contact
>>220724306it's funny how gross that is the first time, but later on in the relationship you don't care. i've been married for 8 years, my wife can just chow down on 12 pickles in a row and then want to make out and i'm just like>oh boy, making out with pickle juicelmao
Highly depends on how much you like the woman at that point.
>>220723854Who knows?
>>220723854shit because you have to smell whatever she ate before
>>220723854>What does it feel like?adrenaline
>>2207255642018 (303)
>>220724306The first chick who made out with me was a smoker, who was 4 years older than me, when I was a teenager. I've never smoked. The ash taste was kinda nasty but also kinda hot. In fact I just popped a boner thinking about it. She had great big tits too.
>>220726412and now you are into women who smoke JOI videos am I right
>>220724807Here’s a true story: Once I was taking a piss in a pair of sweatpants and my sister’s kitten climbed the back of my pants, fell in, and had a seizure. So I had someone else piss my pants while I was still wearing them, but no one believes me. They think I pissed my own pants and scratched the fuck out of my lower legs for attention.
>>220726902Congrats, you killed the thread.
>>220723854Why not just kiss-edge if it's so good?
>>220726902Based.
>>220727566Kiss-edging a woman is a good way to piss her off. Also dick-edging them (prodding her pussy with your dick but not going in). Eventually she will get frustrated and just force you.
>>220723854buy one of those fleshlight dealios, lube it up make out with it and go to town. feels just like that
I acquainted this zoomer who is completely into me. Like, he can't even hide it. When we make physical contact, he gets a stupid grin on his face and can't even complete a sentence. But I can tell he is terrified of the idea of having sex. I guess holding hands will be the maximum extent of our physical relationship. I suppose that's okay, as long as we are always together. Are sexless relationships the new big thing, or what?
>>220727711Sex is for weirdos and always has been.
>>220724337>what about if a kiss is unexpectedThat's called sexual assault, and you should call the police
>>220727711Why are homos so degenerate?
>>220723854It feels like nothing. You just look at each other, and it happens. Every time it happened to me, my mind just went blank. It's like when you are falling, and you instinctively try to grab on to something. It happens so naturally that I never had to think or talk about it.
>>220723854Wish I knew. My kisses were always spontaneous because I can't maintain eye contact with anyone.
>>220723854she hit the wall really early.she's 30 now, but this pic was taken 2 years ago.
my boss hugged me and kissed me on the cheek the other day so i've been masturbating while thinking of her
we shall never know
>>220723854Kissing doesn't actually happen in real life. It's just something they make up for the movies.
>>220723854This may be true in the woman brain. I don’t know and I don’t care to know. Making out>anticipation of making out, and it’s not even fucking close.I wouldn’t be surprised if some dumb female or female brained writer tried to say the same thing about sex. No, anticipation of being inside a woman is in no way better than sawing your cock backwards and forwards in her wet cunt. Fuck I hate how stupid women are. If their insides didn’t feel as good as they do, and they weren’t lucky with their neuron activating body fat distribution, I would just ignore them and live a celibate lifestyle, occasionally speaking with other men just for intellectual stimulation.I can cook, clean and wash my own clothes and dishes without a woman. They’re almost obsolete, and as soon as sex robots exist, I will never have to argue with a woman about something she dreamed me doing again.
>>220728810A completely natural response. A friend I eventually grew apart from, his fat slampig wife used to flirt with me, and because he and I were friends, I never did anything.Now I am left mired deeply in self abuse thinking about putting her tree trunk legs over my shoulders. Save me.
>>220723854That's not true. Up to the kiss is a little stressful and a lot of kisses don't happen for fear of fucking things up.
like the fat in your bitch tits
>>220723854Those first few seconds before a first kiss with somebody are awkward as fuck unless you have confidence.
>>220730218For men, sure.Women are thrilled because they either get a nice kiss, or get to socially humiliate a beta (the thrill of hurting someone in a plausibly deniable way is a rush for them.)
if you reach a level of degeneracy, you'll want a dutch hooker to piss on you.
>>220723854I genuinely find people too disgusting to even bother. I got touched as a kid though, so I'm kind of busted.
>>220725729>I'd like itinstead of >I like youHe fuckd up
